Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE
https://youtu.be/hGqW68-Mo2c
claim
>claiming yume
Rei claimed
Shiki claimed
>>682094042
come on ts suka
This bread is burnt.
>Resident Winner Shiragami Youko checking in
>Resident Winner Shiragami Youko also cashing out
>Goodnight
>>682093555
>Sleep, fap, play DaS3
Yeah, but you could do that every night of your goddamn life, I assume the weeb festival only lasts for a bit. Go to the weebfest, then go home and jack it, while dozing off AND playing Dark Souls all at once.
>Problem solved
>You just won for the day
Shiro claimed.
>>682093555
>Just post one of the million Rei rape or futa doujins.
I trying to provide high quality material, not just some black and white scribble.
Also checked. And Hi, how's it going?
>>682093643
Cooking bacon and not being able to eat it yourself sure sounds like a fate worse than death.
>>682093816
>Guatemalan/German
That does sound like rape.
>>682093555
You can sleep, fap or play ds3 every day. Even if it goes and sucks you might regret not going and losing the opportunity.
>>682093617
Sounds pretty relaxed, what time is it there? I guess we live in opposite sides of the planet.
>>682093647
Good luck finding one interested anon then!
>>682093816
Im pretty good, ready for a weekend of housekeeping and chilling out and had a good start to the morning, what about you?
>>682089830
>>682089830
>>682089830
There is already this thread.
>>682089830
>>682089830
>>682089830
You can use it if you want.
>>682094244
5:52 am
>>682094203
Im on mobile.
I wil be on in about 3-5 hours.
Kusanagi vs Katsuragi.
Not sure...
> Picture of Ms. Katsuragi.
>>682093999
Checked
>
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682094431
woah m8
>>682094405
ok.
>>682093999
Trips to start the bread. I like it.
Rory claimed.
>>682094042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-72yBP7sw
For a 3D, I would do bad things to Lindsey.
>>682094241
Oh, I eat my share.
still here
and
>>682093816
its a game and no ive been up since about noon
>>682094042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mizSUxxuCiY
>>682094042
>>682094087
>>682094088
>>682094102
>>682094184
>>682094203
>>682094204
>>682094241
>>682094244
>>682094431
>>682094440
>>682094405
Welcome, welcome friends have a (You) on the house
>>682093999
checked
>>682094326
Damn thats pretty late, do you usually go to bed at this time?
I like going to sleep near 2am but always end up going later, 5am was max.
>>682094546
>>682094572
a (You) on the house
>>682094431
Kusanagi is by far the best of those two.
>>682094241
There are a couple of good ones.
And Hi, how's it going?
Pretty good, a bit nervous about all the assignment I've handed in over the last weeks but enjoying the lack of stress now.
>>682094244
>>682094204
Alright I guess I'll go.
>>682094617
Yea.. my sleeping is all screwed up
>>682094582
And have a (You) yourself
>>682094572
Fuck! I forgot about this game
>tfw 6 am and not tired
vampire confirmed
>>682094622
Have a second (You) from me to you.
Hey, guess who's going to PAX Australia
>this guy
>>682094751
Gracias amigo
>>682094762
A hell a fellow central nig
>>682094853
I've been wanting to go to Pax.. missed my chance for pax east
>>682094697
I hope you have a blast, I will feel kinda bad if it sucks now.
>>682094700
You're not alone, there are anons with really weird sleeping schedules here.
Tenryuu claimed
>>682094622
keep it
>>682094759
one of my favorites
Claimed.
>>682094241
....Yeah...I don't know how it came to be either....
>>682094244
Just here posting, gonna get some cereal soon. Just going to be here until I pass out. Anyways I got 4 days of work this coming week and three days off. I'm excited!
>>682094572
A game nice, I've been up since 11 a.m. yesterday. Are you feeling tired?
>>682093344
Well hello there, Shiro.
I'm doing fine, it's 8 AM and I had a bit of trouble sleeping, so I'm still around for now.
>Probably not for too long, though.
Yourself? I assume you've been busy lately.
I hope you'll be able to post a bit more frequently now.
I should finish Dark Souls
>>682094903
Ah well I kinda like the overnight crew here so its fine, not like I have anything important going on
>>682094241
What are you?
>>682095124
Yes do it
>>682095050
Oh gratz! I hope you make the most out of your time, got any plans yet or just going to relax?
>>682095126
Exactly, as long as you're able to rever the sleeping schedule if needed its fine. I like being able to see you in the morning too.
>>682093999
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
but she's the Rated 18+ only Hero Midnight.
>>682095050
not really just drank more coffee
>>682095329
spooky
>>682095328
Where you from friend?
>>682095210
For a moment I thought you were russian lel
Have a link that I just found
>http://nootflix-co-nr/
For lovers of Pingu.
>>682095472
Portugal, land of godtier gastronomy, beaches and lazy asses. 12:07 here atm.
>>682095573
>server not found
kek
>>682095328
Friday is my birthday. So I might go to a mall in a other city, then go to a kinda fancy restaurant. Saturday and Sunday just be a sloth....
>>682095452
What brand?
>>682095472
There's a good reason for that. I have a Russian accent. I'm a mess.
>>682095785
Man how come lot of you live in interesting countries while I live in boring MURIKA.. and with this comin presidential election I almost want to move out
>>682095917
Wait hows that possible?
>
>>682095917
Solid plan, I hope I can catch you up here on friday then. The mall thing is not something I'd like to do on a birthday but thats just me hating malls. The restaurant would make up for it anyway.
>>682096051
America is interesting as well and probably has much better living conditions than here. But yea, even if finances and politics suck here im quite happy... I get so sad when I realize something I eat here is traditional food and few from outside are able to try it.
>>682096239
Thinking about it I just realized while I find other countries interesting, it goes the other way around for said countries to find murika interesting, heh sillly me
>>682095917
melitta hazelnut
>>682096051
We gotta make america great again
>Monster waifu claimed
>>682096331
Yup! And since there are so many movies etc coming from America you better believe that a lot of people would love to live there or at least visit it.
>>682096429
Lets do it.
>>682096429
LAWL no thnx just gimme my free ride to mexico, I'll make a killer installing ACs there [Jewing intensifies]
>>682096454
Better come soon, if Trump becomes president, I have a feeling people arent going to want to visit america as much
>>682096051
I have no idea.. I shouldn't have it. But I do. I speak in another accent, so that people can hear me a bit clearly. Jaja
>>682096239
I just like seeing what's there to buy. I'll be on Thursday night, and Friday try to stay on during the day. So you'll bound to catch me.
>>682096413
It sounds delicious. Is it strong?
should i get some chocolate or nah
>>682096830
Keep that russian accent nigga, that's beast heh
Alrighty you beautiful people, time for me to hit the hay. Good night and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it form you!
>>682096830
medium roast so i can drink more
>>682096903
if you want it
>>682096658
It blows my mind how anyone can even consider voting for Trump. Its scary how tons of Americans don't seem to think like I do.
>>682096830
Great! But I don't know what is day for you, if you could come at this hour +/- I will defo be here.
>>682097152
Believe me.. this place is FULL of dumbasses.. makes me feel shame of being an american
Thread really is slow right now. Wonder why.
>>682096903
Chocolate, did you say chocolate? Yes chocolate!
>>682097019
Take care comrade, and sleep well!
>>682097125
I prefer mine to pack a punch. Add anything to yours?
>>682097152
I'm in Central Time. Let me see....
>mai waifu is qt
I'm gonna sleep now too actually. I'll probably be on later. Can't guaruntee tho.
>>682097345
Give it another hour, it'll start picking up.
>>682094697
>>682094762
Solid 10 turns out to be really hard to find.
I got some Korean nose fucking, but it's more comical than lewd.
>>682095050
>>682095210
Deutsch. Und ein Feind der Rassenschande :(.
>>682097236
Whelp... not sure what can I say about that, there are dumbasses everyone and I got to know really smart and nice americans. There is also a reason your country has gone so far.
>>682097370
>Chocolate, did you say chocolate? Yes chocolate!
What kind of chocolate do you want? I got a few here... from white to 72% cacao, almond, liquor mint...
>>682097491
Night Rei!
>Homu
>>682097370
creamer if i have it
>>682097345
its late or early
>>682097491
Sleep well and take care.
>>682097345
I don't think its slow at all, I woulnd't mind it being just a lil more slow actually...
So I heard you play on dala-wow, H or A?
>>682097672
A. I prefer Dranei pallies to Belf, given I play Holy. Only lvl 29, so I don't spend too much time on there.
marty
>>682097811
Ah I see... I started playing when it was released and got a nelf feral ulduar geared, but quit there.
Pretty good server both quality and population wise, only thing I don't like is staff is a bit anti-social but im glad you didn't go to the black hole known as warmane / molten.
>>682098029
Played on the main WoW servers for years, got kinda fed up with the mundaneness of it now. Its just grind while everything is handed to you.
World of Warships is a funny game and Destroyer- or Carrier players totally aren't subhumans which don't even deserve Auschwitz.
>>682097600
Oh, I can speak a little sorry meine freunde. Where do you live? I'm in the U.S.
>>682097602
Dark Chocolate... Probably some almond as well..I want them all!
>>682097626
Sugar and sometimes milk. I like how it tastes.
>>682098218
I know right... you don't even have to change gear as you level up, one of the most satisfying things.
I actually only played retail on TBC and went to pservers on wotlk, never went back but thats because I kinda disliked cata. Pservers were kinda bad back then due to lag and bugs, but in the last 3 years wotlk has improved a lot and is much closer to bug free than what it used to be.
>>682098291
Fine, I think its fair to give them all as your present... you just need to fly over and come meet me at my house.
>>682098029
Hey Homu, recovered from yesterday yet?
How long did you sleep? it was like 5 am when I went off
>>682098509
Let me do the math... I went to sleep at 4 am and woke up at 11, so 1 hour less than what I should have slept.
Im not sure if the damage I get from exposing myself to mobas is healable at all, but I won't mind some more damage later. For how long is the hexa thingy going to be open?
>>682098291
id hope so
>>682098725
the end of this weekend
>>682098474
Money: checked; Airport: checked, passport; ......I don't own one! You come over. Expenses will be paid.
>>682098725
Well I didn't suffer any permanent damage from my 28-hour shitposting streak so I guess you should be fine from the few moba games
Usually these temporary gamemodes last all weekend and maybe antoher day
Best Waifu is Guts
His love for you is like a truck
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>>682098227
you liar the are completely subhumans who deserve to have all their components disablef
>>682098811
What's the longest you've been up?
>>682098291
I'm only one Freund, but thanks.
I still live in the good old Vaterland, but I'm not sure if I will stay here with the situation declining day by day...
>>682098227
Das freut mich sehr zu hören, da ich so etwa 85% Zerstörer spiele.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVA44aaDyk
>>682093999
>>682098811
Oh snap, I should play more than but got stuff to do today and wanted to watch some anime.
>>682098922
Let me see... money: unchecked, airport: checked, passport: unchecked.
Would you mind if I come by foot or swimming? It might take a while.
>>682098976
>I didn't suffer any permanent damage from my 28-hour
How do you know? It actually takes 3 months for your brain to restore entirely from an all nighter.
>>682099262
Keep posting that, you're almost a /waifu/ meme by now.
>>682099154
Solange du weder russische, noch japanische oder amerikanische Zerstörer spielst, hab ich kein Problem.
>>682099047
5 days
Shit gets weird around day 4
you start to think things are moving we they arent
then you start to see shadow people
I felt something grab my arm and I thought fuck that and went to sleep after I freaked the fuck out
>>682099047
not sure. Does not seem like an important thing to know
>>682099392
hexakill isnt a big deal
>>682099603
Well you're right... and 6 players on screen rekts my low performance laptop even more than a regular game. But being something that will get removed always makes me a bit sad.
>>682099154
Is it that bad? I don't want the Vaterland to perish.
>>682099392
You'll die of exposure. Ummm smuggers to smuggle you in? Safety will be had of course.
>>682099466
It seems intense! Too spooky!
>>682099603
Well a little knowledge doesn't hurt. But I respect your decision. What music do you listen to?
>>682100131
>smuggers
You rang?
>>682099815
it will come back eventually
>>682100131
whatever sounds good.
>>682099408
Ich hab aber keine chinesischen :/ .
>>682100131
Literally over a million rapefugees being illegally in the country, all the media collectively supporting communist dictator Merkel in burning the constitution, although only a minority actually think like her. She's literally worse than Hitler.
A couple more years and the economy will crumble.
>>682100420
*Smugglers. Dang it....
>>682100429
Same here.
>>682100131
>>682100420
Smug smugglers... I like the ring to that.
>>682100429
Sure but I will quit LoL once again some day, probably soon. I swore to myself to not ever play moba again a few years ago.
>>682099603
It usually just means one more flamer or retard on your team
The constant hectic teamfights are fun but I get bored of these modes quickly
>>682100902
ALL HAIL TRASH GOD
>>682100621
That saddens me. Why there? I hope they get their act together very soon.
>>682100802
That has a nice sound to it! I approve!
>>682100687
Good taste
>>682100802
up to you then
>>682100952
Yeah I dont really like a lot of the special modes
>>682100952
Or one more feeder called Homuranon. Im honestly surprised no one raged at me since I didn't do jackshit in all our games.
>>682101143
This is where I qq because im awkward and have no idea what to say even if I want to reply.
>>682101143
Because if you had no education or motivation, and if you could get a thousand dollars per month, free housing and no penalty for crimes such as theft and rape, you might think that coming here would be a good idea.
Claimed
>>682101414
>unnoticed
Feels bad.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlyXMWdx284
>>682101266
I'm sorry but what's "qq?" Jaja
>>682101414
Why would they allow that type of handout? It' like they want trouble to arise. Have you had anything happened to you, or witnessed anything caused by them?
>>682101243
Any shows you watch?
>>682101701
Refugees are't as bad as you think, but the problem is, that they are so fucking many.
Our States give them free Stuff, and they are getting more and more.
>>682101701
>It actually originated with the advent of Warcraft II. On battlenet, you could press ALT+Q+Q to immediately exit the match and program.
Nowadays qqing means complaining / crying.
>>682101857
I just finished Rick and Morty. I like its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Seras claimed Claimed
>>682093999
nice trips
Yozora claimed!
>>682102336
>uncommon /waifu/ meme spotted
Hello my friend.
>>682101701
Because being generous is easy if it's not your own money. You'll notice a change once they are forced to increase taxes (sales taxes, pretty sure).
Only things I notice about them is that are loud, annoying, disrespectful and dirty, also that the crime rate in my town doubled and that there's suddenly no money left for any public projects. Also that none of them has any right to be here.
Can someone post the ts3 again?
>>682102055
I know a few doesn't represent the whole group. But the more you things you give for free, the more they would want. I know there's honest ones. But freeloaders and troublemakers aren't welcomed.
>>682102112
Oh thank you! I'm not much into slang speech. Nice to know though!
>>682102256
It's always sunny is hilarious! I like L&O:S.V.U and N.C.I.S.
>>682102576
I hope everything goes easy for you in the coming months friend.
>>682102856
My grammar skills......
friendly reminder that you're here forever
you will die in this thread
goodnight
>>682102856
Always happy to help! I used to speak a lot of slang IRL without noticing, at least thats what I used to get told.
>>682102856
It is. The crime shows are alright I guess
>>682103103
I hope you never talk with me when im sleepy... I have the ability of writing more typos then correct words.
>>682103268
Goodnight! I wouldn't mind to go out in this thread.
>>682103305
I'm glad you out grew it. I find it strange for people using those words i.r.l.
>>682103425
I don't know I amazes me, when I watch those shows. So much going on.
>>682102443
I like tomboys
>>682104014
Like how bad are we talking here?
Waifu...Lol
>>682104201
That awkward moment when I notice I made a typo in the last reply... Whatever, nobody cares, this is just 4chan not an exam.
>>682104032
Aha it always depends on who you're talking with, with my close friends I still speak kinda the same.
Shizuka Marikawa
>>682102724
Waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>682101037
A good choice.
>>682104032
yeah they do a lot
>>682104036
ok?
Chicken and mushrooms
Where did you find your Waifu's ?
>>682104842
Add to that beer sauce and you made a traditional Portuguese dish.
>>682105039
a show
>>682104481
As long as in text it's legible. I'm good. I talk the same with my friends. Though I do admit I use words that are a little slangish, it's all in good fun.
>>682104674
Tierd?
>>682104842
Not bad together.
>>682105039
>>682105111
That.
>>682105189
a little
Well, its bedtime for me. Need to sleep, work tomorrow.
>>682105398
Sleep tight!
>Homu
>>682105369
It getting to me. I like your persistence.
>>682105398
Sleep comfy smug.
>Sanae
what did I missed?
Just found this pic.
>>682105874
A good slow thread.
>>682105874
Karma chameleon.
It comes and goes.
>>682105632
you are tired? persistence towards what?
>>682104568
Thanks. I think she's wonderful.
>>682106003
Oh look thats me.
>>682106148
Staying up. I'm feeling sleepy.
>>682106198
Yup jaja. What were the possibilities of that?
>>682106439
Very very low, maybe it was fate that made us meet here.
>>682106552
Good ol' fate.
>>682104032
Ayy lmao
>>682106439
sleep helps with that
tomoko
>>682107064
Ayy lmao!!!
>>682107177
Who would of guessed..... jaja
>Sanae
Now we wait........
>Sanae
>>682107635
Please stay away degeso...
>>682107789
No squddie!
