What's your major /b/?
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What's your major /b/?
>>682064769
Electrical engineering. I want to kill myself every day
>>682064912
why? just think about the fuckload of money you'll make
>>682064769
What are these even ranked in regards too?
>>682065077
>why?
Because electrical engineering can be hard as fuck
Math and biology, minor in statistics
>>682065320
>found the poli-sci major
>>682064769
what about a school for 3d visual effects with a 100% placement rate and a minimum starting salary of 75k
>>682064769
Accounting. I agree with the ranking. I make more money than most people my age, and there's jobs to be had anywhere.
>>682065603
Mah nigga
>>682065077
plenty of rich people hate their lives.
>>682064769
Criminal justice and psych
double honour because easy as fuck
>>682065963
Then why not pay more in taxes to help the poor if your already going to be miserable with money. Oh right, rich people (read business majors!) are fucking ass holes
Psych and art dual reporting
>>682064769
What about an aerospace engineer working for the Air Force?
Theater Arts
I love what I do and it makes me not want to kill myself, so there's that I guess
Art History major here, but i want to teach middle school. I dont need a big salary i just want to get by, im not having 5 kids or making payments on a Tesla, I just want to be me and then die.
Social work major minoring in mental health
>>682066795
as in teach history in middle school, so the major is just for my own education.
>>682066345
Right! i think art majors are hijacking this thread
>>682066345
Because I fucking earned it and you didn't, you stupid little cunt
Physics
>>682066416
Still unbelievable... barely.
Going into car design as aero engy. F1 bitch
>>682064769
Biomedical Engineering. Damn feelsgoodman
>>682064769
Bachelors in chemistry, now in medical school. Sometimes I wish I would have just studied finance or business or something and gone into investment banking.
I've done architecture and am now happy with life,
but I just found out that I love animals and could do veterinary, which also earns a lot more where I live.
too late I guess.
I don't see music major, but I'm assuming it's Suicide tier. Pretty fucking fun tho
>>682065603
>Humanities tards actually believe this.
>>682064769
>Shit Tier
>Philosophy
Milfag here. Cant ask for a better job. Do shit outside. Shoot shit. Get payed.
Medicine is Unbelievable tier you cucks
Microbiology
I majored in NEETdom, actually I have an AA, which means I dont really have a college degree. I did the prerequisites for business, IT, and music. Last semester after taking 3 depressing years off working shit jobs I tried to begin the prerequisites to get into an engineering program, but the classes were too hard too do while also working so I dropped the classes. All I ever really wanted to do in my life was write music, and I will never be able to feed myself because the only thing I'm good at isn't valued in society. I wanna die.
Political Science
not sure why shit tier but i dont care
>>682064769
>foreign languages
>shit tier
Well I make 3000-3200 dollars worth money a month translating contact's shit to English and German
>>682070767
because its a liberal arts degree. the only reason to get one is to go on to law school or work in a kitchen unfortunatly. Going to college to learn about something you are interested in is a thing of the past, its depressing.
>>682064769
Nursing. Starting salary 65-70k. Will find a job guaranteed right out of college in almost any city. Never have to worry about getting laid off.
Option to get masters and easily move up in position and pay.
Male btw.
Ppl that pick a degree with little option of employment are retarded.
Comp Sci here, I live like a rich NEET. I only leave my house to go to work.
>>682065077
aaand thats where you fuck up
Meh tier.
Art. Want to be a video game designer.
>>682070943
You really know nothing
>>682064769
>unbelievable tier
>any type of engineer
>HURDUR I MAKE THING ON COMPUTER. THING WORKS. I GOT DEGREE SAYING THING WORKS. SO THING WORK! FUCK YOU THING WORK.
tool maker here. any other tool maker here will surely understand how retarded engineers are. over paid google sketchup artist.
>>682064912
EE here too. Scared I won't get job w/out getting internship, having difficulties getting an internship as a Junior. 3.1 GPA.
>>682064769
If I had had money to finish it would have been Computer Engineering, but since education ministers just called a big "fuck you, poor people" here I am unemployed and with half a degree.
>>682065808
So it takes a genius to do the first while the second can be pointed out by any dumbass. Gotcha.
>>682064769
Switch Law Enforcement and Construction. You don't get shot at in the latter.
>>682064769
CompSciFag reporting in. Job assured.
Education. Not actually shit tier if you find a good school to work at, though the pay could be better.
>>682070962
same
>>682071128
Either butthurt or bait.
>>682064769
EE work at at startup. Get paid well. Life is good.
>>682070474
if it makes you feel any better you're probably not that good at it anyway
>>682070943
Why? That's the exact reason I am at university.
>>682064769
Don't see Crop Production on here op
>>682071602
I'm pretty good, I play bass in a band called the Postal Service.
>>682070962
What the fuck kind of nursing will you be doing where you will start at 65-70k? My wife is a nurse who has worked at a few different places and I guarantee you that you are about to become sorely disappointed if you expect to be making that kind of money. You'll be lucky to make that much ever.
>>682064912
>>682071176
EE here just got my masters while working too
Don't Worry /b/ros It definitely gets better. I ended getting a 70k job with my bachelors my GPA was 2.98. Its all about what you know not your GPA. Also definitely Join IEEE if your school has a local chapter definitely join up it was the best decision I ever made.
>>682071496
butthurt? why because drawing a fucking schematic that works in the real world is apparently so hard to do? Yeah, im butthurt. I'm butthurt these faggots can't even manage to do their own jobs correctly without fucking up. I'm butthurt that the kid that's been working the CNC for 6 months, can manage to draw a better tool path then a fucking "engineer."
Anyone who works the real world, looks at engineers like they are village idiots.
>>682071667
if you can afford it then all power too you, but if you want to actually be a member of society who pays bills and buys real estate then you're out of luck. that is unless you are fortunate enough to be good and interested in something that makes money.
majoring in biology, looking to become a dentist
hopefully i dont an hero, wish me luck
>>682071742
Physics is the guy who watches shit and takes notes without making anything. Engineering is the guy who watches something, takes notes, and makes a computer.
>>682071737
no you don't
>>682071229
Ah dang someone isn't paying for you degree. Boohoo.
Went to community college first then finished at a university and worked the whole time paying my way and took out a small loan. Lived with parents for a year after to pay off loan. Now im debt free with a good career.
Computer and electrical engineering, double major.
>>682064769
Aerospace Engineer. Graduated 2015
>>682071836
> works in the real world
Like the hundreds of thousands of engineers who literally make rockets, computers, bridges, and buildings? If this is bait it's pretty good because it has that genuine retard feel to it.
>>682071825
As a Junior (as in, finishing Junior year next week), is it too late to have IEEE help anything? Is getting an internship as a senior okay or can I maybe get an actual job first?
>>682072012
The double major for that is kinda a waste. You could do any job that you really wanted to do with an EE degree. Unless your school is really focused on power, cause fuck that shit
Philosophy
Come at me, cucks
>>682064769
Make nurse. Got tired of asshole doctors ordering me around. Decided to go medicine. Pre-med right now slowly making my way up.
>>682071855
good luck
>>682064769
Auto Engineering fag here. Basically Mech Eng with further specific models. 6 weeks away from my final exam.
Landed a job as a broker. Worldwide travel, ridiculous money. Fuck being an engineer. I didn't suffer through this god tier degree just to be paid £30k starting, hoping to one day be chartered, putting my freedom and home on the line so I can build something nobody will ultimately give a shit about.
An engineering degree is a certificate of intelligence. I'm going to use it to actually have a good life. I have massive respect for anyone who actually goes on to become an engineer after an engineering degree, but it's kind of a fool's errand,
>>682072231
Not that guy, but a lot of employers I talk to (not a majority, but enough to be obnoxious) seem to not realize the closeness. If they could tell their HR people that Computer Engineering is Electrical Engineering, that would make it easier.
>abbreviating "engineering" as "engy"
>biochemistry below regular chemistry (It's only the most practical version of chemistry)
>wtf is "mech."
>Astrophysics in God tier (there's approximately 8 job openings a year)
>Applied mathematics and no mathematics
>Astronomy in "great" tier
>being inconsistent with quotes, fuck me right
This graphic is shit
but biochemistry
>>682072302
Honestly if you're doing grad school this is okay. If not then not really sure what you're doing.
Wildlife conservation and management. I don't actually want to do anything and I don't like college. Considering kinesiology as well because why the fuck not. I'd actually love to study English, Philosophy, or History, but the stigma is so huge, and I'm already starting late at 22.
I just have no interest in anything "career" wise. I just want to write novels and do JiuJitsu.
is it possible to be successful without a degree? Those are the people I respect the most.
Linguistics/TESL Student reporting in. Helping the world communicate more efficiently sure is fun.
>>682064769
I do PhD in Physics, nigga.
>>682072506
> abbreviating
Because conserving space
> astro's misplaced
Agreed.
> mech
Mechanical you autist. Explains the biochemistry.
>>682072636
Look in God tier. There is no "mechanical" major.
"engy" is a shitty way to abbreviate engineering
>>682072200
>Like the hundreds of thousands of engineers who literally make rockets, computers, bridges, and buildings? If this is bait it's pretty good because it has that genuine retard feel to it.
there are limited number of engineers that you could basically fit their names in a Eric Carle book. that have actually "engineered" something worth mentioning. the rest of them are fucking paper punchers and pencil pushers
>>682072200
Its never too late, I would look for an internship this summer still. If you don't get one don't worry. Just work on your resume by being active in clubs or any extra curricular that you can. most schools have Solar car and baha car teams that also look good for jobs.
Also total side note but IEEE has a whole bunch of competitions you can take part of. I dont know if your school has a senior project but at ours a group always does the IEEE robotics competition its a fun challenge and every job I have ever talked to loves to hear about it.
>>682064769
Biomedical sciences, close enough
>>682072453
yeah its rather ridiculous how title oriented HR departments can be. Instead of "can this person do the job or not"
No college degree. Just a certification. I am an Aircraft Mechanic. Based on chart, would that be shit tier or suicide tier? Considering transportation is in both.
Biology for the animal stuff
>>682073061
How likely are you to be replaced by a robot in the next 20 years?
Dropout selling copy and doing speaking engagements for 990k yearly. Enjoy your student loans.
>>682072506
Also microbiology in "great" instead of "god" tier. There's about a billion jobs for people who know how to do cell culture.
>>682073239
what kind of scam are you running
>>682071888
That's because physicists aren't interested in what they can build as much as how it all works. Some would say that engineering limits your knowledge of science to practical uses and blinds you to the larger ideas. It's actually kind of funny, as a physics major, my friends and I joke about giving up and becoming an engineer while the engineers joke about giving up and becoming physics majors.
>>682073190
Zero chance. Someone has to fix the robot flying plane and robots are not known for crawling into small spaces and changing parts.
>>682073239
Congrats, but I would argue that a degree in certain fields, IE engineering and sciences, only guaranties a certain minimum income. so its more of a safety oriented approach. Plus there are ways of achieving these degrees with minimal debt. Community college is so worth it. No one ever cares that you go to one to get your gen eds.
>>682073544
In chemistry we joke about becoming English majors,mostly because of the shit amount of lab reports we have to write and how harshly they're graded. The joke is that we would have to write less and wouldn't have it read as closely.
international relations
it's tough with this chart, 'cuz it's really a mix of statistics, economics, public affairs, anthropology, communications, geography, history, political science, and foreign languages.
>>682064769
The fuck I've been enlisted for 8 years now and i should be able to retire at age 35 fagola.
>>682074021
Keep telling yourself that
Computer Engineering major
I spend my spare time on vidya, youtube, and 4chan.
I hope its gets better once I graduate.
Double majoring with 2 god tiers, minor in great tier. Graduating in a week
>>682071888
>>682065077
engineers don't make that much. I think in the future, anyone in IT is going to make a lot more.
>>682064769
>history
>shit tier
nigger, it's the foundation of anything relating to politics or law. history is an entirely necessary, and extremely important, field of study.
>>682074776
how much money we talkin
I brew craft beer /b/, am I a degenerate?
>>682065808
load of crock. don't need a humanities student in any capacity for this, they'd only be a hindrance
>>682064769
You've got Architecture listed in both Good Tier and Meh Tier, just a heads up.
Also anyone who buys into this is just looking to justify their decision in major and delay the feelings of doubt for another day.
>>682072231
Only reason I'm doing it is it's only ten extra credit hours.
>>682064769
first year of Computer Engineering. Not sure what I'm gonna do in the future, but it's good to know that my degree will open doors to medicine, finance and IT.
>>682064769
>military in suicide tier
Because of my 6 years of service, I have the post 9/11 GI Bill available to me (1600/month for 3 years). I also have a full time job, pension, matching 401k, and full health benefits.
.......but I guess I'm still suicide tier because I'm a 30yo kissless virgin and a brony.
>>682071765
Well if you are a rn-bsn in nursing you can expect to make about 65k. On a low you can make idk 48-50k. I suppose, but if you get a bachelors you can get a management job after a few years that make a very good salary.
>>682069896
You could ask for a better education, based on your spelling of the word "paid" you need it. Kill yourself before Muhammad does it for you.
>>682064769
renewable energy.
i love it, this is the best thing humanity is doing.
>>682075409
It's all just a bunch of fags with an elitist complex.
Success depends on the person not the career, good for you though Anon
Nursing/Good tear.
>>682064769
Computer Science here.
Really enjoying it so far!
But I'm not looking forward to having a cunt for a boss.
Academia is so much easier than the real world, where if you fuck up United Healthcare's record keeping system with a shitty patch, grandma Jenkins takes a dirt nap because she couldn't get her heart medication.
>>682066416
>underrated post
Thanks for doing what you do anon. We wouldn't be here without people like you.
>>682064769
Music Education
>>682071825
Yeah, I know the money is great. My dad is an EE and he makes around $170k a year before taxes. I'm not technically savvy but I'm very good with people, so the hope is going into management and carving a career for myself that way.
>>682075666
Based satanic trips
Design and visual communication
>>682064769
I'm assuming mechanical engineering is god tier also?
>>682074221
What, it is. You're literally taking classes from those different departments.
>>682065603
I am not openly like the fedora cringe guy but i am pretty much a furfag ponyloving fag engineer. Same goes to most of my coworkers and friends at college
>>682074308
it won't, but you'll have lots of money
>>682075941
is your dad in management for a big company?
>>682076001
only if you're doing mechatronics
>>682076496
Meh, money can buy me the things that'll lead to happiness.
>>682076496
how much money we talkin here?
stem god tier
everything else below. scrubs think that ops graph is legit
software/law
>>682076532
Yes, he is
>>682076727
software/law? im guessing you're in patents or something?
>>682064769
i have a BFA. you can definitely put art in the Suicide Tier
>>682075409
just loose the brony part.
>>682074776
>anyone in IT is going to make a lot more
Ha! Hahaha! Nah. Engineers doing work that can't be outsourced are going to make good $. IT can be moved and probably will for most things.
>>682076860
yep
start ups appear like crazy, and fail for not having any law guidance.
e z money
>>682077138
you're probably right, but I've been on teh personal small hrosey ride for over 5 years. I can't get off now. I must know what happens to Toilet Sprinkles and the gang next!
>>682077423
beats shooting heroin I guess.
Materials Science with emphasis in ChemE. Minors in Physics, Math, and History.
>>682075409
> I'm still suicide tier because I'm a 30yo kissless virgin and a brony.
Women (if that's your thing) ain't all they're cracked up to be. They're like heroin, they can make you feel gooood but if not used with care they can destroy your life.
Don't worry one of them will eventually try to get you. Just be mindful that it's probably going to be your resources and not your personality.
>>682076609
not really
you wanna be happy, find work you find fulfilling
>>682076720
most likely between 60 and 75K annually
>>682077711
Before or after taxes?
>>682077357
you'd have to be at least 26 right, to get a software degree then go through law school? how much money are you making, give me a range or something
>>682066822
>mental health
You know you're in /b/ right?
Where does IT fall into this?
>>682077801
Before. Those are just starting salaries by the way.
>>682077711
if that's before tax, then that is shit tier money honestly, at least where I'm from.
>>682064769
>What's your major /b/?
How the fuck is aviation meh? I want in with the logic on that one
>>682077890
oh in that case then yeah engineering is the shit
>>682077890
Yeah. I'm okay with this.
You know what the average starting salary is for a software engineer?
I've always been more interested in that side anyway.
>>682077847
25, started at 17
80k first year (this year)
>>682078060
Pilots don't make shit
>>682078060
aviation is great tier in my opinion. definitely well paid in the right job and it's a highly regarded profession
>>682065516
Do they send you off with a pet unicorn to ride to your new 100% guaranteed job?
Criminal Justice ye
>>682078235
Fed ex pilots can make upwards of $250k
>>682078274
Get ready to eat lead while sipping regretfully from a bottle of bourbon.
>>682065320
>*Jobs are rated by employment, usefulness to market, salary, and environment
>>682078129
No but I'm sure it's on the Internet somewhwre
I'm fuck you I'm free from work tier
>>682065603
underrated
>>682077223
>anyone in IT is going to make a lot more
>Ha! Hahaha! Nah.
MFW IT will actually make more money
>>682078370
"can"
>>682064769
computer engy.
>>682078940
If you pick up the bids at the right time, yes
>>682071836
Your problem is that you work with retarded engineers.
I'm not an engineer, but I sell IT and the systems engineers I work with are brilliant.
Also, if you people are any good at talking to other people, get into sales. I don't know shit, I maintain relationships and keep people happy, and they buy stuff from me.
>>682078876
I don't think so. Been working in IT for 15 years. The company doesn't hire first worlders anymore. We work longer for less and give good quality.
They DID try to replace us with hindus (who charge even less) at some point, but they weren't up to par.
>>682064769
>military service on the same tier as women's studies
Either troll or complete douche.
>>682064769
Why is art ranked a bit above film arts? Is it because graphic design?
Instrumental Music, Jazz Studies and Audio Engineering. Mehs I suppose
>>682079362
Or didn't even look at the tier when he used the image. I mean, who other than you in the thread looked at the turd level ones?
>>682073544
>>682073832
In Law we joke about how we can't do math and all we do is bullshit and nobody else wants us.
Help.
>>682079516
I know of a couple of guys who were pretty crazy gifted with mathematics but went for the music major. Is there something you guys know that everyone else doesn't?
>>682072554
Yes, it's possible. I'm mainly successful because I'm really good at bullshitting people and delivering results.
Television/Film
Going to be a television/film editor or writer
Possibly documentary film
>>682064769
God tier with some aspects of great tier.
Am a forensic analytical chemist
>>682066795
Good on you my /b/rotha
To all Computer Engineering and Computer Science people, the future is looking pretty worrying.
I'm a recent graduate (within a few years) and I work at a relatively big software company with good pay. But there is just so much work that is outsourced and there are just so many Indians here that I worry about our future. If you go to any freshmen class for CS, you'll see the classrooms are packed full and some students actually have to stand outside because there's no room. The CS program is massively getting dumbed down so that anyone can graduate with the degree. And worse, people are thinking CS is an easy ticket to a good job with high pay so they choose to major in CS without even liking it, or even worse "I like to play video games so I guess I'll major in CS". It's like the default major for those that don't know what to do but play video games.
Anyways, what you get is a market that's absolutely saturated with available low-quality workers (recent CS graduates, outsource, Indians, etc). The supply far exceeds the demand and therefore the companies are more than willing to offer low salary/benefits, it simply makes sense that companies can get more choosy if they have more options.
Not to mention CS is one of those fields that have a very, very short life-span for workers. Once you get to about 45-50 years old, you get laid off and replaced with a 22 year old recent grad.
Computer Engineering is also affected because realistically, almost all CpE majors get sucked into pure software jobs (like me).
The future is worrying, it's just going to continue to go downhill from here.
>>682079654
well i'm obviously biased but being surrounded by and working with music sounds better to me than with math. Also if you study music theory you realize that music is extremely mathematical, and I can see it to be similar to math theory, just a totally different language, if you will.
Nursing master race
>>682079255
to be fair though, system engineers are some of the smartest people going round. It's practically impossible to find an incompetent systems engineer
>>682069593
Wtf do you do in with a Philosophy major? Teach philosophy?
>>682080074
nice story bro, i doubt it's the same in every country though
>>682080074
As someone working for a US company from somewhere on a different hemisphere I can attest that the worrying is warranted.
From the UK and getting a degree in mental health nursing.
>>682080219
Alright, cool.
>>682080074
I'm an art major because I transferred and all the engineering majors at my school are impacted (and so is undeclared). I took a bunch of coding classes before transferring. That's pretty sad to read because I'm trying to switch over and I don't know if it will pay off.
I worked as an audio engy and basically as an IT-engy too
didn't study in uni though, who needs that shit-
>>682080074
Computer Science is pretty fucking worthless, the only people who can get anywhere decent are those who have lots of experience from working on their own. It's amazing how many Comp. Sci. people graduate and are less employable than mid teens who've actually been doing shit.
>>682080074
for America, perhaps, but I think the rest of the world is fine for a few more years
>>682064769
I want to be military. Is it so bad?
>>682081012
No. It's a noble cause. I'm not going military but I'm in a military family.
>>682080872
Really now?
I thought it was a few years ago that a CS grad was someone who could at least do basic Java. My school's requirements are pretty tough.
>>682064769
Aerospace Engy here
Last job i pretty much did whatever the fuck i wanted. test random shit, break stuff, but pay was shit.
now i do some pretty sweet stuff, cutting edge r&d. well, I tell other people to do stuff for me. my main tool is outlook. still fun though, but i kinda prefer the hands on stuff. pay is good too, but not amazing.
>>682064769
math, minor in computer science
a lot of fun actaully, if you like that kind of stuff of course
>>682080872
agreed. Way too many of them. Computer eng is far better, and at least with that degree you can go into med, finance, whatever pretty much
>>682064769
>What's your major
finance
some of those unbelievable - great tier are bs though, actuarial is clearly > applied > theoretical
all the hard sciences should be downgraded 2 tiers too because unless you want to work in academia they're aids
>>682065348
Im studying that too, i feel you
>>682068011
Biomedical Engineering too, shit is cash
Is CIS still a good major or am i 20 years too late?
>>682081360
Doesn't take much to beat "basic java".
Actually, let me quote something specific from a few days ago.
"I've have a pretty solid knowledge of programming and data structures. I'm just a hair short of a Bachelors in Computer Science focusing on Programming Languages. I've done things with C like manipulating memory with pointers, created data structures from scratch like linked lists, trees, etc. ..."
>>682082388
yeah exactly, I heard most CS grads can't do fizzbuzz for some reason.
>>682064769
Electrical Engineer reporting in (course was "electrical engineering and information technology", so there is also kind of an IT background)
>>682080074
Yes, you may be right for the majority of graduates. I see the same issue.
Therefore I try to get away from the common jobs and do more experienced stuff. Currently my job is about Embedded Device security and IT security. The company searches for people like crazy, because there are way too little specialists. The company also does a lot of consulting, so this may also be a chance in the future.
If I just wanted to be the code monkey, I would not have gone to university. Those jobs can be replaced and outsourced easily.
>>682082122
how much money? also, can a computer engineer get into the medical-related engineering stuff?
>>682064769
Applied mathematics, and I haven't found a job yet.
>>682064769
Shit tier archivist here
>>682083721
how long have you been looking? have you had an job offers?
studying that as well
>>68206476
>Civil and mechanical engineering on the same tier
LOL. Whoever made this list is retarded as fuck.
