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The world is a high school. What role do the countries play?

USA is the jock that everyone wants to befriend
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The Middle East is the weird group of kids that commit chain suicide
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>>682027777
o dam i got quads nice
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>>682027777

Quads of truth

Also, check these fam
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Greece is just some guy you don't even notice.
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France is the faggot that complains about getting bombed. Regularly gets bullied.
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>>682027957
Greece is the guy who gets reduced-cost lunch and complains about the quality of the food.
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>>682028094
this
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North Korea is the SPED kid
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jamaica - weedhead
rest of caribbean - party guy
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Germany is the nerd that lets everyone else copy off of him, especially those in need.
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Belgium and the Netherlands
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>>682028094
Fuck you Im greek
Never paid for school lunch
And loved the french bread pizzas
Also the little cup salads
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China's like that kid who works hard all the way through the night and is antisocial, but lately has started to hang out with Russia and Brazil
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>>682027605
Panama is the weird guy who has a mini-store in the school but also a clandestine black market for the others boys
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>>682028438
Of course you're greek, all you do is take take take

Just because your great-grandpa discovered democracy, they let you in the EU-extracurriculars
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Canada is that guy who wears ripped cargo jeans, flannels, and beanies and goes skateboarding blasting pantera and fallout boy.
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>>682028420
Jumping a horse in my hood aint about equestrian events
Motherfcuker livestock could get got walking wrong

Watch a cow step wrong

Im tired of niggas playing with heat scared of the flame
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>>682027605
Poland is like that kid that everyone ignores and is in the back of the classroom, but has lately gotten enough of it and wears a trenchcoat to school every day and has his hand in his pocket all the time like he's reaching for something
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I am french, dunno how to describe France as a kid, help me out please.
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>>682028576
Japan is the antisocial, pervert (almost pedophilic), weeaboo that works hard all the way with no friends.

China is similar, but is that one kid that always gets front row seats when a fight starts. Never wants to be part of it, but always is a interested bystander
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>>682028605
clearly you missing the point where I loved school breakfast for underprivileged children
Cream cheese for free son
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>>682028625
We also bring the good beer to the parties
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>>682027605
>that everyone wants to befriend
>this is what Americans really think
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>>682028837
Poland is a concided asshole that likes to brag about his cars and bullshit.
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UK are the rich white kids
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>>682027605
More like the Chad jerk that normies (NATO) love but robots (N. Korea, Middle East) hate.
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Africa is the niggers
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Ireland is the small weird looking person who is somehow really popular. Secretly has a massive drug problem behind closed doors.
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China is the chinese kid

You all no him

Hes got a restaurant
And knows karate

As most asians learn early on
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>>682028988
Remember that he also draws really well and makes good music while China also cuts itself because of "crimes against the state"
>>682027605
Azerbaijan and Armenia are like brothers, but Azerbaijan is like that closet Muslim who forgets he's a sandnigger so he fucks real women while Armenia is a religious zealot who just recently punched Azerbaijan in the face
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Everyone thinks Italy's gay because of his nice shoes and rapid gesticulations whenever he talks.
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>>682028986
France would be the pretentious, arrogant left winger who thinks he's smarter and more beautiful than everyone else.
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Wierd
Im Irish
And have a severe drug problem
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>>682029060
>Canada
>good beer
This isn't a YLYL thread, buddy.
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>>682029337
It's a actually accurate, thank you fam.
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>>682029125
true

all the european countries infested with white, blonde, little dick, blue eyed people are the rich fuckboys bragging about how much they have, don't care for school since mommy and daddy have enough money to sustain their whole future family tree, but when he gets rekt brings a gun to school.
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Australia is the farm kids that have to board at school and only go home for holidays
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Aus is the cunt that will do anything US says, constantly following and backing him up,
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Ukraine is that depressed kid that gets bullied all the time
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>>682027605
Iraq is that ugly bitch that everyone complains about but everyone worries about and has a crush on because she owns millions of businesses of oil and doesn't know what the fuck to do with them, so she instead cuts herself and hires people to fuck her and is constantly raped
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>>682029458
Sorry, bud.
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>>682027957
Greece is the guy who's always asking for your gum
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>>682027777
Checked
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Netherlands is the kid that the teachers love but all the student know he's like 24/7 blazed
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>>682028438
>getting offended about something, someone says on /b/
>can´t make jokes about your countries, while doing the same others
>Actually beeing this greek

End yourself
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>>682029585
Where do all the stan countries fall

I feel like they are all the same guy just with different shoes
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>>682029535


australia is that really energetic white kid who has really spiky hair, wears way too much gel, has a whole zoo of animals and reptails, wears a black button shirt with blames at the ends
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>>682028438
PAY DEBTS
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>>682029337
I'm French and I approve that
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>>682029629
and says he'll repay you. But never does
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>>682027605
ISIS is like that edgy kid who kills dogs, cows, and kids and screams about Islam all the time. He's the kid who wears a trenchcoat to school every day but people beat the shit out of him. People have laid off him lately, though, and instead talk about the sandnigger
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>>682029753
Can confirm
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>>682029753
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>>682028986
Kid who Smells funny and always has greasy hair, brags about how good of a cook he is
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>>682028438
Holy shit you are like every greek person i´ve ever met,. Nigga if there is a country where stereotypes apply its greece
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>>682028625
Canada is the fat toothless hick who's ass crack always seems to be visible whilst sitting
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>>682028625
Canadian and I have only seen one person like that.
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>>682029725
Well, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan all are brothers who beat the shit out of each other and aren't noticed by anyone while being scared of China, Russia, and Kazakhstan
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>>682027605
USA is the obnoxious, ignorant, moron that thinks everyone loves him but no one actually does.
UK is the fake tan and hair extensions popular girl that's only popular because she's had so many penises in her mouth
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Sweden is the sjw who bothers everybody with the plight of niggers and sandniggers and gets fucked by Africa in the toilet
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>>682029725
Basically, but they get bullied for different reasons so they can't bunch up and kick the shit out of everyone else and also everyone else's brother is an ex-marine who will fuck their shit up is they try to do anything
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Turkey. The kid with the huge backpack who runs to the front of the school line
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>>682030041

Canada is a fucking stereotypical hipster who's pale from staying in doors way too long and pimple faced from all that porn on his screen and doesn't care who comes into his room, but he doesn't restrict anyone from going inside cause he just wants to jack it all day
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>>682027605
Lol! are you joking?
The US is the fat obnoxious kid who sits right at the front of the class in front of the teacher and pipes up trying to answer all their questions, pretending to be a good kid looking all smug, then goes out into the field and bullies Mexico and Cuba because Israel told him to while the UK and the rest of Europe look on shaking their heads at the lot of them.
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>>682030034
dude Im busy philosophizing about important shit
Stuff that makes the world go round and shit

No but really Im an American
Thats my nationality
Our breed
Bunch of fucking bastards

But pretending to be something else seems to be cool
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>>682029191
You win.
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Sweden is the kid that wont stop fucking the arabs and Sudanese kids
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>>682028438
>Fuck you im greek
Almost chocked on my drink after seeing this.
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>>682029337
Argentina is the bitchy girl who thinks she's part of the popular queens
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>>682030299

turkey is Greeces twin rival brother who's slightly darker in skin color and steals Greeces toys
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>>682030199
Britfag here and i lol'd

Russia is that weird edgy kid who never speaks a word, but secretly kills animals
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>>682030317
The fucking navy

Fuck with us

Fat and obnoxious

We the fucking machine

Us and our mexican colleagues

Viva los mexico and God Bless the usa
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>>682029125
Correction, UK are the rich white kids who recently found out about drugs and got a bit grotty and shit and everyone kind of wants to stay away from because they know the UK hasn't got much of a future.
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>>682029458

What a dumb faggot
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>>682030018
kek
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Africa is 2 people. niggers and cucks
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Egypt is that kid who is a total ungrateful asshole who used to be really rich, but after getting a new household became a total jackass. He also hates himself
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>>682030312
>>682030041
>>682028625
Glad to see Canada is loved
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>>682030665
This cuck thing just took off didnt it
Every one was like more gay sex
Yay
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Australia is the kid who thinks he's the absolute tits and an utter Chad, but no one actually likes him and thinks he talks funny
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Russia is that nearly psychotic kid with pale skin, big nose and likes to fight people. When you try and talk to him he gets offended real easily and pushes everyone around him while he's getting to class.
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Germany is the emo kid
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Wales would be silent and only talk to England
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>>682030665
Except South Africa. South Africa's the girl who just recently fucked herself with a black dildo and loves black cock when she's white
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>>682030767
Dude canada is pretty fucking cool

You guys have the longest cost line

And that means stuff dude
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>>682030368
>dude im busy philosophizing about important shit
>Stuff that makes the world go round and shit
>Stuff that makes the world go round
>important shit

Yo, im cringing so hard over here, thank you anon you lord of the beta cuck
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>>682030821
Russia is also the machine
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Colombia is the bipolar one that cut himfself while selling his food to others, but later is taking medication to avoid the bipolarity (but never works)
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>>682030860

yea she the cuck
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>>682030767
>>682030889
Canada also exports asbestos to developing African and Middle Eastern countries, so they are literally shipping cancer to nigger/sandnigger countries
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>>682028602
Sounds like a br exchange student we had once lol
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Sealand is the guy that transferred in at the end of freshman year, and died in a car crash that summer.
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>>682030889
Thanks bud,
and off by one
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Northern Ireland is the kid who has a dual personality disorder
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Somalia is that one kid who steals free lunches.
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>>682030836
Wales is to England as Robin is to Batman
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>>682028625
Canada is the chill stoner guy that's friends with everyone.
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>>682028438
>>682030368
I have no words for this kind of autism...
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>>682031122
More like it
and Nice Double Double
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>>682031122
that's Jamaica
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>>682030897
Its all fun and games till you on a island 40 feet wide in the Mediterranean and we start feeding yo ass to fish

This is the shit Im talking about

Fuck economics
We chillen eating octopus
Growing curly mustaches

Fuck outa here
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>>682030829
Germany is the kid who used to make people watch in primary school as he tore wings off bees but actually did a 180 and wound up pretty chilled and cool, who most people like, but some people still just see him as a sadist
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>>682030199
>being this mad
Chad Thundercock (USA) doesn't care about what you think
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New zealand is the hobbit
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The Philippines is that hot girl who isn't noticed by anyone but China and America, and they keep fighting over who gets to fuck her when she doesn't want anyone and is waiting till marriage
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>>682031315
Lmao

I can relate. I did that shit.
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>>682031303
please stop, i can´t
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Argentina is the nigger who wears a white shirt
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Romania is the poor kid who begs at lunchtime for something to eat and steals shit
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India is the indian kid
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>>682031483
listen Being white and from places with small islands ended bad for everyone else

Im fine with that
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>>682031356
Can confirm
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>>682031303
>This this much of a try-hard
You'll live your whole life and die and no one will even know who you were and you wouldn't have accomplished anything.

Ahahahahahaha
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>>682031750
like everyone right now in this place?
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>>682031679
what the flying fuck are you even talking about you schizophrenic retard
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>>682031608
India is diverse as fuck

I never new a bunch of Indians
But they go from the most fuck it type of people to the hardest hustles ever
Its wierd
India is mad different people
Man I wish I had an indian wife who could yell at me
I fucking love Hindi
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>>682031864
You're projecting, not everyone's as much of a loser as yourself no matter how comforting that would make you feel.
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>>682027605
The USA is the guy that used to pump roids and is now a fat guy with a small dick
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>>682031912
Hey
Thats not to nice dude
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>>682028322
>weedhead
Theyre called potheads or stoners you fucking neet
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>>682028625
>pantera and fallout boy
one of these things is not like the other
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>>682031971
India is a sess pool, they would be the disgusting poor trash kid that smells like garbage. Also has the smallest dick of any other kid at school.
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>>682032021
meh, i was not even him
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>>682030618
Being English I would argue but to be honest you've hit the head right on the nail. We hate it here.
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>>682032066
Dude I have scene roids just work out so great for so many people

I think a few cycles is wonderful
A little HGH

A nice strong browline

Fuck having nuts
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>>682032190
Why would pantera fall with that?

Dude
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Us is the rich kid everyone hates but still wants to be
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>>682032497
No
America is part of the machine

You cant stop the machine
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>>682032313
Come over to fraud thread anon, you're welcome there
>>/fit/36985218
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India is the kid that smells real bad and doesn't brush his teeth. He's a total fucking mess and he's a straight up asshole. Although his family is real nice, wise even, but he's the exact opposite. When you get the new pokemon game he tries to one up you by making up a pokemon game like pokemon orange or some bullshit and is real ignorant just to one up you on everythign
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>>682028085
Nah. Canada is that chill quiet kid who never bothers anyone and is generally friendly, but goes absolutely apeshit and stabs you in the chest with a pen if you fuck with someone he likes, and lives next door to America. They play vidya together, especially CoD/Battlefield/Arma.
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>>682032313

>>>/fit/36985218
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>>682032244
Dude I think Indians always smell great

They always got spices and shit around um

Like curry and black pepper mixed with asscrack

How I want all people to smell
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>>682031608
Can confirm, as an indian.

The indian kid is the one who smells like spices and is quite tan. Studies and is funny to a certain degree. Usually hangs out with other indians due to the fact that there is quite a lot of them.
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>>682032287
yeah im from here. its starting to suck and getting worse. we've lost the great part of britain
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>>682032741
You call leaps in medical science is fraud then fine

Everyone who ever was fucking juiced man

Its an integral part of modern athletics
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>>682033004
Dude I wasn't being a smartass, /fraud/ is the name of the steroid thread on fit. We call it fraud to dissuade jealous bitter natties from shitposting.
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>>682032697
You got some of that right. He's more of a beta male, somewhat of Americas sidekick as he's always there next to him sucking his dick. If America fights someone or just Destroyes someone in a rapbattle Canada is right behind America saying "Yeah!" "You tell him boss" "jeez your so cool America" "When I grow up I want to be as big and strong and cool like you *(proceeds sucking Americas dick)

Generally real nice guy as well. You can talk to him about whatever really and he's cool to hang around although he looks like a hipster fag. But when he gets into a fight, sucks americas alpha badass dick and puts him in front to protect him.
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Morocco is the shady Muslim kid who is friends with white kids and sells hash to them.
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>>682032677
>>682032244

Indian here.
Why so many dubs of truth
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>>682033158
Dude my thighs are like 3 inches wide

I dont lift

I just know that medicine works

Its wierd

Fucking diarrhea get cured and everyone gets comfortable

I dont know anything about drugs

But I knew a guy who knew a guy at one point
Who was a world class bodybuilder
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Canada is more of the mom and America is more of the Dad. Dad get's angry at you for doing something so you go to mom and she opens her arms for a welcoming hug. South america is just that drunk uncle that snorts cocaing, wastes his money on strip clubs and more drugs, part of a narc group constantly struggling to find a place to sleep and rarely takes showers yet trying to convincing North america (dad) to do drugs and tries to bring him along.
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>>682033566
this is bullshiet
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>>682033207
>implying we don't look down on Amerifats for being irresponsible with their gun rights
>implying the surprisingly existent Canadian military is something to be fucked with
>implying JTF2 doesn't beat the shit out of US special forces
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>>682033731
South america is one country

Bunch of angry ass guerilla nationals are snatching people up for saying shit like that
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>>682033670
Alright no worries dude.
You don't have to lift to chill in fraud tho
Majority of the thread is our beloved tripfags blogposting and us discussing the minutia and differences in compounds
I've learnt more about the endocrine system and physiology there than I did in school
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>>682033891
Gun rights
Fuck off the planet
Gun rights?
Arming yourself is a topic in this world
Violence

awe man
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>>682033891

lmao, dude Canada is a fucking joke.
Doesn't compare to the greatness that is america.
We are the modern evolved Spartans of Greece. We may not be the smartest, but we are definitly the best at everything else especially brute strength and freedom. The american pride is nearly palpable in every american. Every resident of the united states is proud of being american and so much so teens and adults join our superior military without being forced or convinced to. America gives you what you need and as an american we have the freedom to pursue our dreams and make america even better.
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>>682034207
You know
thats cool

But it seems my enthusiasms for drugs led me to nuchackus and mushrooms in dark places

Now
You think I dont go into dimmly lit places with my nunchakus and bruce lee the fuck out that on you
But roids are cool
Id like some
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>>682034210
America is the ONLY country with gun rights that has their number of mass shootings and shit. Canadians own more guns per capita and also have a far lower gun-related death rate. Probably because we don't hand little girls who can't handle recoil submachine guns or let the obviously insane own ARs.
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israel is that fucking annoying jewish kid that you hate for doing everything right
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>>682028438
PAY DEBTS
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>>682034903
that fucking annoying jewish girl that cries to get her a changed to an a plus
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Mexico is just the kid selling Takis, Tacos, cheap ripped off merchandise to make easy money. Normaly an ignorant asshole, who's real quiet but likes to make fun of others. He likes to show off if given the chance especially in fights which he normally loses and blames it on bullshit like he's shoes or the floor or that he dropped his phone just to make it seem like he wasn't trying and lost on accident. He may not brush his teeth but he's always trying to get the white blonde chicks and has a serious drug problem that all his family has. He's deffinitly not ashamed of the little crumbs left on each of his fingers from all the takis and cheetos he's been eating all morning and is planning on selling later.
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>>682035061
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>>682034708
you think maybe violence is just all out higher
Like shit is a little bit crazy here and the restrictions on guns actually puts people in danger cuz the only armed people are drug dealers and gang members?

Mass shooting are fucking cyborg wars dude

Fuck what you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s01bTTNThe8
Catch the verses

Shit is going down with good guys having guns or not


But Im not a good guy

Man I dont make no sense
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>>682035061
Takis are the shit my nigga.
I fucking love them
>Inb4 mexifag
Nah, I'm Jewish.
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>>682035391

just shut up you fucking moron
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>>682035061

Mexico is the cholo kid selling takis and drugs. Hates to admit he's mexican and a cholo, but really wants to be black so instead of being the cholo by heart he is he says nigga and a whole bunch of black gangster bullshit.>>682035454
>>682035393
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>>682033891
>JTF2
>really only about 5-6 guys
>can't afford any more because libtard government
>US "special" forces are garbage anyway
>Also FBI is nothing but faggots and pedophiles
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>>682035540
Yeah
Gun laws led to mass violence

Fucking sound like you are trying to sway people in a fucking debate

Unfortunately
All theses motherfuckers

Oklahoma

Aurora

And the unknown fucking list that yall seem to know
Had handlers

Man
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>>682033891
>GAYTF2
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>>682035884
Fucking implants


The worst part about being a cyborg

Is nobody loves shit that isnt human no more

Ill catch yall on the flipside

Im getting at it to much

Just kicking dust for sake of a dust off I suppose
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USA is the tard class with all the loud violent Downs kids
Russia is the crazy fucker who's always sneaking a flask into his classes and getting in fights
Canada is the skinny kid who's scared of his own shadow but no one fucks with him because he's quiet and pretty much nice to everyone
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>>682035884
dude just shut the fuck up

stop embarrassing yourself.

get off 4chan and stop embarrassing your country
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>>682036244

Russia is just some nearly psychotic selfish asshole
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>>682036312
shit dude

you are right
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>>682028275
North Korea is the kid that got kicked out of school for emailing threats to the teachers and still sends email threats to shoot up the school if they don't let him back in
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>>682028625
I am that guy, except for that Fall Out Boy part but yeah
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vietnam is the guy who's weird but at the same time you don't want to fuck with
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>>682036546
lmao

he's that fat kid who gets bullied a lot for being fat so he does that lmao
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>>682027777
them fukkin quads
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>>682036603
And America won't go near him, but gets all butthurt when you ask why
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>>682028094
kek
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>>682036603

vietnam is that girl who got raped real bad and whenever you see her down the hallway you try not to make eye contact not only because you now she got raped by multiple dicks but because she's got scars, pimple overload, and looks really ugly.
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>>682027605
ur premise is dumber than a bag of hammers
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England is the prep-school-wannabe. His parents make him come to school in shorts and knee socks, and he would like you to think that he comes from money. He and germany got into the same fight twice in a row, and both times it turned into a school-wide brawl that only stopped when one of the downs kids from the "America" class stabbed Japan.
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>>682036959
She's that chick that when you look at from behind she looks hot with nice beautiful hair but when she turns around she's breaking out in pimples and is real fucking ugly looks like freddy crouger raped a feril hairless dog and gave birth to it near the sewer and was left there for a while until a couple of homeless people found it and raped it incessantly until it evolved into a mixture of all that.
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rollin i want quints
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Germany is the kid that everybody used to think he was cool, but then started having weird interests so everybody avoids him now.
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>>682033207
You seem to forget 1814.
English. Canadians and so on kind of uh. Burnt shit and occupied DC.
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Sweden used to be the cool kid in freshman year but he stopped playing sports in sophomore year and everyone bullies him to do questionable tasks now
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>>682027605
Shouldn't the USA be the kid that shoots up the school?
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>>682037186

England and Germany are just a bunch of concieded tall white assholes who fight like dumbasses and get their yellow cavity teeth punched out of their faces. They make it up by being Extreme next level Jocks initially wanting to have nigger swag but gave up so became fuckbois that girls obssess over and in a couple of years they get fat and ugly and work in an office at a job they hate and have pictures of themselves back in the day and constantly polish their highscool trophies pittying themselves while their decent wife cheats on them.
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>>682037575
Yeah well 200 years ago Canadians, English and so on were actually relevant.
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>>682037771
Found the nigger
...or possibly camel-jockey. It's getting harder to tell the difference these days
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>>682037771
And ur a cuck
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China's the little guy who's always trying to sell you shitty bootleg cell phone cases from his parents' kiosk at the mall
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>>682038134
>>682038085


just cause i'm better than you and breath in a free country doesn't mean i'm a nigger. If anything I'd assume you'd think I'm white.
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>>682027957
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>>682038621
No, the fact that you can't seem to spell or figure out sentence structure makes you a nigger.
>free country
Sure buddy
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USA is that one fat guy who thinks everybody wants to be friends with and date***
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Russia is the Kid who Spend a majority of his Schooling life Isolated and at home. Germany decided to make friends one day then ended up raping his sister. Russia got Pissed. wound up Sending Germany to Hospital with Lacerations and a Missing eye. Russia also sent japan death threats everyday.USA got kind of SJWish and stepped in to help japan after literally violating them with a sledgehammer.
Russia then Closed itself off and made some kind of miniature army from scale models. didn't open its curtains and eventually started flying RC shit around the neighborhood.
Then started Beating the shit out of ME kids. Convinced the US to step in again.

Upon Graduation, Russia turned out to be a Slightly Psychotic Dude with a drinking and smoking problem. Eventually Gave Germany a glass eye and some cool toys. before turning around and Wailing on his own siblings.
then killed Malaysia's pet bird. while fighting his sister.
Still an Asshole. But an OK drinking buddy and makes cool stuff in his free time.
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>>682038996
So just because i'm not white you think i'm a nigger. KYS for being a dumbass thinking there are only two races in the world. If I don't want to have better sentence structure on 4chan i'm not going to make my senteces better.
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>>682031351
>Thundercock
bitch, you're average is smaller than Canada
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>>682027605
VIETNAM
>PULLS OUT FLAMETHROWER IN MIDDLE OF CLASS
>BURNS ALL TESTS
>SAVES EVERYBODY FROM MASSIVE LOW SCORES
>RIDES OUT IN NACHO-COVERED TANK
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>>682030317
while the UK and the rest of Europe look on shaking their heads at the lot of them.
Lol eurofag thinking just because he has a silly accent he's smarter than everyone else
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>>682039253

Nice

I like this
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sweden the pussified cuck who lets all of the muzzie countries bang his gf while he doesnt their homework
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>>682039462
the fuck is this shit
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>>682039641
You are Welcome Friend.
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>>682039341
Well maybe if you worked on your grasp of the English language, you wouldn't come off so much like a nigger.
Or, sorry -- towel-headed camel-fucker. Am I in the ballpark yet?
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>>682027777
Dam son, whered you find this
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>>682039660
Is this why people keep calling him Canada?
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>>682039535
this
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>>682039968
It's not my fault your an idiot
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>>682039968
Dude
There really is only two races

Unfortunate truths

Racism man
You not white
You are a nigger
Everywhere

In every white household thats standard

All over the world
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>>682031122
But everyone makes fun of him and he pretends to be so chill that he doesn't care but secretly he wants to die also he a cuck
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>>682040296
>you're
As in "you're a faggot for sticking your cock in farm animals, you nigger."
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>>682040480
They got a name for every non white
Even People white people all niggers
Call niggers
Niggers
Brown people
You know

Black people really got fucked like forever

Its like all the black supremacy shit is kinda real
And true
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>>682028322
>weedhead

lol
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Mongolia is that kid that skips a lot of days at school. Always talking about how he's either camping or helping out in the farm. Sometimes he mentions that one of his great great fathers was really wealthy and powerful. Doesn't have many friends but is kind of cool to hang out with, tends to drift more towards the stoners sometimes. His Chinese step dad will occasionally beat him when he mentions his great great grandfather. His home is a ranch with almost nothing modern and he likes to show girls his horses. Also songs weird songs at partys
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>>682040480
>>682040928
...What in the ever-loving fuck is going on in this post?
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>>682040707

How about you fix your glasses and brush your teeth before going to Hogwarts you incest white trash. How the fuck do I know if your white, You might as well be a nigger out of all that ignorance.
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>>682034512
>>682038621
>>682040296
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>>682041313
>white trash
>how do I know if YOU'RE white
Jesus Christ nigger, sort yourself the fuck out
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>>682030144
I'd even say Kazakhstan is one of their brothers, he just got in with the in-crowd. Probably also an upper classman. He picks on his brothers to look cool
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>>682041593

Kys faggot

stop embarrassing yourself and close this tab I think its passed your bed time and I'm pretty sure you aren't going to brush your teeth nor take a shower so just end it already.
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>>682027777
Add me in the screenshot whoever posts to reddit
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>>682041593
all brits look the same
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>>682027605
the us are the kids that shoot up the schools, apparently. Canada are the jocks
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>>682029505
Nah, those are just the western European ones. The Easter euro countries are the kids that wear tracksuits and get in fights with the Muslim kids
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>>682041201
well
All non white people are niggers
Asians
Dont like niggers
South americans
dont like niggers
Niggers
Especially dont like niggers
But if you are white
Most likely
You see everyone ass niggers
I been in the hood
I been in the wood
And I been in the burbs
Same shit
It really is a global consensus that black people are tools
Like real dark shit
Man
Fucking kids murdering dope dealing becoming millionaires ina few year
The media using black people for entertainment
And there isnt now stop
Im not black
But if I was
I wouldn't trust no one but another black person
If that
Africa is decimated by the worst shit
Man
The whole nigger thing
Im about to join the black panthers

All this shit if you are hip about black people getting raped for thousands upon thousands of years
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>>682042024
Canada are the hipsters that constantly get into fights with their parents. They're the youngest ones searching for identity by being selfish and bothering other people with their no glute Vegan bullshit.
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>>682027605
Ireland is the genuinely friendly kid who gets way too drunk at parties
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>>682042159
White wives like niggers
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>>682041847
Haven't we already had the talk about sentence structure? What the fuck is wrong with you niggers? We let you into our schools these days so you don't really have that excuse anymore. Maybe fucking livestock really does rot your brain..?
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>>682029097
Enjoy using our money
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>>682027605
Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and the UAE are the rich Arab kids that wear Prada and drive BMWs
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>>682042342
Lmao
this dumbass still thinks I'm a nigger.
Just fucking kill yourself.
If you bother this much I assume your parents hate you so much.
You must be so much of a burden you got bullied in school.
Just kill yourself.
Nobody likes fucking likes you or your kind.
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>>682031024
So Canada is doing the lords work.
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norway is the rich kid who tries way too hard to be cool and to be friends with everyone, but goes home like a pussy whenever there is a conflict.
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>>682042326
Yeah
The whole cuck thing is real funny

Until you know that black men were always sex slaves
Along with the woman
Horrors stories
Man
People do not acknowledge slavery
Period
Fucking get bred to be some crazy ass slave owners sex slave and the get castrated and bled out like a pig for fun
Black people really need to be let go
I dont see how this shit is ever gunna get righted
I mean the whole black president shit
All these monumental black achievements
Are a fucking novelty to talk about
Even for black people
Cause they are enslaved
Mind
Body
And spirit
All of em
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>>682043064
Karma gets back in the strangest ways.
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>>682042751
Sand-nigger then, whatever. Either way, your grasp of the language is coming along. Good for you.
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>>682042342
see here is the slavery present
Imposing intellect over people you restrained from growing

You most likely are a coward

You gunna kick some shit about shooting black people now

I got all these fun places yo as could get left cold on the side walk

But hey

Internet shit
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Thailand and the Philippines are the school whores that give blowjobs for $10
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>>682043220
sand nigger?
lmao kys fucking dumbass.
There is no such thing as a sand nigger.
Just fucking kill yourself already you ugly sack of shit.
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>>682042226
Why the fuck does canada always get called a hipster?
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>>682029309
man you went to a strange high school bro.
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>>682043387
This dude is either an awesome troll, very fucking high, or actually brain-dead.
Buddy. Your ancestors were restrained from growing. Everyone gets that. You, however, belonging to the current generation, have likely had every advantage. Get off your high-horse, woe-is-me bullshit and use that energy for something productive.
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>>682029458
I'm not your buddy, guy
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>>682032677
>india
>pokemon orange
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>>682043645
Man, I wish there were no such things as sand niggers. Then there'd be no terrorism either.
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>>682027605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9V8VAmwOc
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>>682030034
Greece is that kid who is in grade nine and has a full moustache and has had since grade 5, and is held back a lot and spends his time doodling pictures of ligers
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>>682030199
agreed, USA is the kid who will never grow up, whose pinnacle in life is high school and who will be like 40, unemployed, fat and sitting around wondering about what could have been if he just learned how to read
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>>682027605
Yeah you're pretty far off there, the US is the principal that punishes the nerds and unpopular kids for doing shit all the time but doesn't care what the popular kids are doing and wonders why the unpopular kids are getting pissed and starting yell back so he punches them in the face, the school board flips out but they don't really have power anyways and then one day the unpopular kid punches him in the face and the school principal goes columbine and shoots halfof the unpopular kids and sits back down at his desk while his secretary blows him and then acts confused when everything breaks into chaos and makes fun of other school principals because they use money on buying toilet paper and air conditioning when he's been buying rifles and new jackets for the jocks while sweating his ass off in his office all year because that's how his school does it and we'll never stop sweating
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>>682030665
South Africa is the one black kid who's actually smart and might get a job someday, because he was actually adopted by white parents
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>>682041897
>Add me in the screenshot
no
>whoever posts to reddit
jesus fucking christ normie
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>>682031271
naw Jamaica is the drug dealer who's gonna snap someday
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>America
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>>682044621
>one sentence of rant
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>>682044760
But only became successful when the parents left....
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