If Frodo put that ring over his cock, would he get an invisible boner?
Oi vey
Every part of him would be invisible just like he had it on his finger.
>>681974838
his dick would need to be kind of small to pit a ring on it though
and frodo had some serious balls to go on such an epic quest
>>681975108
/thread
>>681975371
The ring has a variable size
If it fits 5 meter sauron and is even worn above full plate armor gauntlets it will fit a hobbitdick
>>681975108
Why does it only work if you have it on and not if you hold it? Is there a magic switch inside the band that turns on when touched? And what would happen if you put it on a rabbit or dog or chicken?
>>681975648
Welcome to /b/, experts on hobbitdicks live here
Posting in epic bread
>>681976088
no
... just dicks in genrall
>>681974838
I think once it envelops any part of ones body, it is then activates. The finger would just be the most convenient. He probably only wears it on his penor when he fucks Sam.
>>681975648
The rings size is a metaphor for cocaine.
>>681976051
It's magic you fucker, it dosent need a switch.
It would be extremely painful
>>681976051
>And what would happen if you put it on a rabbit or dog or chicken?
Nothing. It only works on a corruptable soul. Ideally they would have put it on a homeing pigeon and just had it fly to the stupid mountain.
But then Gollum would have bit his dick off, not his finger.
And nobody want's to see that shit.
>>681974838
well gollum would have bit his dick off
>>681978007
>But then Gollum would have bit his dick off, not his finger.
>And nobody want's to see that shit.
You must be new here.
>>681977443
wat
>>681977820
use one of the fucking eagles
they will pick it up with their beak and fly majestically over mount doom and drop that nonsense back where it came from
>>681978510
No, the Eagles are only for use when Tolkien has written himself into a corner.
What if Sam and Frodo were wearing a Chinese finger trap and had the ring in the middle? Would they both get affected? Or what about if they were conjoined twins?
>>681978668
What if frodo was wearing the ring on his dick as he butt sexed Sam?
>>681979110
sauron would jizz his armour because the ring is part of his soul
and he is a faggot so he would have a gigantic orgasm because of how intense sam and frodos love was for each other
>>681977678
FOR YOU
Good thread
>>681974838
What was gollums real name? I forgot.
>>681980985
Smeagol?
>>681980985
Andy serkis
>>681980985
smegma
>>681981075
yeah, thanks.
>>681978614
The eagles were maiar(sp?), and would have kept/coveted the ring. Just as Gandalf or Sarumon would have been corrupted.
>>681981451
I don't know you're getting into >>>/lit/ territory now.
>>681981846
It's a children's book. Is lit that sad..?
