I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl (clothing optional) and their age
>All girls must be under 30 years-old unless I consider them a MILF
>the girl must be, at the very least, a 6/10
>No traps
>girl must be wiling to have sex on a regular basis
>the girl must be consenting and aware of the deal-No tricking girls into the arrangement.
>All applicants must have a place available where the sex will take place i.e hotel, motel,etc...
>Applicants must live in NY, preferably Upper East Side
>This goes without saying but no fat chicks
Plz help me /b/tards
SadPathticWinker
"I'm so sick of being a virgin, that I'm begging /b/ for sex, but I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
>>681975332
>I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
Would you?
>>681975024
>>681974804
Don't pretend to be better than me faggots
>>681974320
OP doesn't know how to bargain, because that's a shit deal on anon's part.
Plus you really think you can be that picky? This is why you are and will be a virgin.
How about you stop buying video games for a month, and save up for a hooker? Or unless you're a whale, mass-like every girl on Tinder?
Oh, because that requires effort...i see..
>>681974320
so when did going to the prostitutes to lose ur virginity stop being an option
>>681975760
>My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Someone give me pussy.
Ugly fat chicks have pussies. A pussy is a pussy. Are you some kind of faggot?
>>681975850
>mass-like every girl on Tinder
Is this really gonna work?
>>681975982
>so when did going to the prostitutes to lose ur virginity stop being an option
Since I became a poorfag
>>681975760
I have fucked a fatty, it was actually pretty enjoyable. It's a hell of a lot better than being a sad virgin who thinks /b/ can get him laid.
>>681975760
Well im no't whining on /b/ about how in some NEET Virgin...
>>681974320
Nudes? Fucking nudes?
This is the Internet dumbshit.
This place was practically made for porn.
Why do I have go through all the legwork just so YOU can get laid, and all I get is something I could've gotten for 0 money and 0 effort?
You earned this fate, and you'll never escape it if this is your solution to it.
>>681974320
ill let you suck my dick for 5$
>>681976256
There's this fat girl I know who has been sucking my dick since middle school. She tittyfucks me too.
>>681974320
OP, a cheap hooker is like 30 - 50 bucks. Buy a girl.
>>681974320
kek
>>681976134
Mass-liking girls will eventually work. It worked ONCE for me, out of a couple months of work. So, its not easy, but there's the inevitable probability that you will eventually get laid. Very few girls out there are as desperate for sex as you.
Like i said, im not promising miracles. But i got desperate af, did this, and got laid.
Dont rule out prostitution, because if you dont want to invest the time, then you must instead invest the resources (money).
There is still hope, OP.
>>681974320
>My cock needs pussy. I need pussy.
You're a virgin. You don't even know what pussy feels like. How can you know that's just what your cock needs? Just have a wank.
You're awfully picky for someone expecting other people to essentially find you a willing fuck buddy.
Be willing to bet that mom and dad have pretty much done everything for you all your life, you entitled dick.
ITT: Beggars think they can be choosers.
>>681976518
Sorry no homo, although I wouldn't mind you sucking my dick if you're handsome
>>681976841
I just know, it's an instinct. I have fapped for like 4 times per day at my worst but the pleasure is only temporary
>>681974320
>Begging
>Choosing
Pick one
>>681977187
Ok I'm begging you plz find me a girl
>>681976885
Ladies aren't handsome. fuck off rude boy
>>681977108
Then you have deep psychological problems, and getting laid will NOT solve them.
Pussy is better than a wank, but it's not the existential experience you seem to think it is.
Go see a shrink.
>>681977374
You said you have a dick. You're either a dude or a trap and I CLEARLY SAID no traps
>>681977459
NO TRAPS!!!!
>>681974320
just pay a prostitute you absolute dingus
>>681974320
>I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it
wot m8
>>681977708
Fuck off, bigot. People can choose the sex they want to be however they see fit.
>>681978232
Ok. If pic related is you then I'm ok with sucking your girlcock
KYS faggot
Have you got a grandmother? She might like a session with you.
>>681974320
You haven't endured virginity, you've allowed it to happen to you.
Endurance would be getting the fuck out of there under your own power.
It's not that hard, just go out and do it.
You to have the attitude of just 'fucking do it'.
You need to lose weight?
Fucking do it.
You need friends?
Fucking do it.
Even if the action grinds you down to nothing, it's better than wasting away like this.
>>681978458
so you are a faggot
>>681977459
would like to meet. where are you from?
>>681974320
>My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now.
Complete and utter ignorant bullshit.
>>681974320
Look kid stop trying it'll work out for you
>>681977459
Moar!
>>681979648
you never heard about sex addiction? believe me, it is very possible
>>681979534
America. Do you have kik?
>>681979981
damn. germany.
no i don't have kik, but i am considering joining it.
>>681979288
I'm not a fag just really really really desperate
>>681979833
How can you be addicted to something you never experienced/tried?
>>681974320
so if we get you laid you give us porn or we get laid and let you sit there never leaving your house crying
how bout this op i fuck the girl while she talks with you so you can cry while fapping
>>681980240
porn?
>>681980197
can you plz send a pic of your boobs?
>>681974320
man just grow up and go to a trailer park to grab some low-hanging fruit like everybody else
>>681974320
>I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember
The fuck does that even mean
>>681980306
I'm not a cuck nigger
>implies he could get a girl to fuck him
>>681974320
>virgin
>needs pussy
>has requirments
>>681980508
oh sry, i am a male. still want to see my breast? ;)
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681974320
op i live in the nyc metro area and can probobly help you out but
1) you WILL owe me
2) you need to post pics too, dont be an insecure douche.
Get paid pupper
>>681975760
>don't pretend to be better than me
>>681976604
Keegan?
>>681980508
are you there?
>>681981881
No thought you were the trap
>>681981112
How much?
>>681982110
not money, a favor.
>>681980621
why to play low then you have got a very small chance of getting the jackpot?
>all or nothing
>>681982205
Ok what's the favor?
>>681982058
b-but you posted the pic?
what a waste of time.
>>681974320
>I'm a virgin
>I'm not willing to improve myself to make myself attractive to women
>I will not work on my problem in any way
>no fat chicks
You're a fucking slob, anon. either fuck another big fat slopper or start working out.
>>681981112
Pic related is me
Do your worst /b/
>>681982530
kek
>>681982415
No it was someone else
>>681982530
Bro, you look fine.
Get yourself a sense of humor, some money, some muscle, and you'll be swimming in pussy.
>>681982316
Have you never done this before, jackass? Its for a future date, dont worry about what is yet.
I've got a 23 year old lebanese girl ready to go. She's fine. Too fine for someone like you.
I can arrange a meeting between you two, but only if we meet by my office in Murray Hill.
You down?
>>681974320
Hmu
Ryanlong99
>>681982530
If that actually is you, get on tinder retarded moron.
you are one sad piece of work, op no offense.
>>681982910
Sure. Give me the exact coordinates to your office
>>681974320
Why not take steroids, get ripped in 12 weeks, and bang a fat chick from tinder. Better then what ever the fuck You're trying on b
>>681982982
Y-y-you really think I stand a chance?
>>681983279
Just saw
>no fat chicks
>beg
>choose
Pick one
My advice will still work tho
>>681974320
What are you offering? Internet pictures are not worth.
>>681982910
I'm interested. What are you looking for? Wouldn't mind swapping if your girl is hot.
Do the exact opposite of OP and I guarantee you'll get laid. Goodnight everybody.
>>681974320
>>681983608
Her. You still in?
>>681984009
moar
>>681983111
really? he could make you murder someone for him fag
>>681984230
Gotta hit dubs first
>>681977108
4 times a day only? Youre fucking weak bro.
>>681984009
Yeah I'd be down. You got Kik? Wouldn't mind watching the girls play first and maybe soft swap before anything serious. Got nudes?
>>681984318
Dude I'm desperate. He probably just wants me to suck his dick
>>681983111
At 8pm tonight, go to the Gentelman's Club on 57th and 7th. Dont go inside, wait for me outside the Bank of America next door. I'll send Akuchi to get you. Akuchi is a big black son of a bitch with red dreds. He's cool, dont get intimidated when you see him.
>>681982530
>popped collar
here enjoy this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfhUJvn5rM
>>681984506
Am I Chad yet?
>>681984500
*52nd and 7th, my bad.
>>681984456
Actually nah. I don't like the merchandise you're offering, go higher or go home
>>681974320
>I'll give that bitch some desperation
>Bitches love desperation
We are not your personal vagina supplying army. How about you put away the porn for a few months and talk to real women instead. Fgt
>>681984751
Why meet at such a busy intersection. I'm not OP but I hate going to midtown and dealing with tourists. I only go for work now.
>>681984751
8pm what time zone
get paid pupper
>>681984879
yeah theres gotta be a deserted alleyway closer
>>681984544
Wut? How the hell will this make me happy?
>>681984770
Lol. Whatever. You were offering her to OP but being able to fuck another girl is no good. Didnt really believe you'd be down anyway.
>>681984879
tons of people moving around and meeting up, less suspicion.
>>681984888
dis nigga said what time zone
>>681985247
He doesn't want pussy, he wants someone's life.
>>681985047
You've been trolled. Move on. Lol. Dude doesn't even have a girl.
>>681985533
Nice dubs and yes OP here wants to own her
>>681985302
Yeah. No. That's the dumbest thing I've read. No one in this city gives two shits about you or anyone else walking around no matter how crowded/empty it is.
Plus you lost up a picture of a girl that's not even in NYC.
By your reactions I assume you don't think I'm that fucking ugly so why no gf?
>>681984476
i fuck traps. but i don't suck dicks. if i am gay, you are full blown gay OP.
>>681985617
No, he wants someone's lifelong servitude.
He's probably gonna ask op to do something really fucked up.
Then he's got him by the balls for the rest of his life.
>>681980783
Get Paid Pupper :3
>>681985907
I'm OP I know what I want
>>681985790
I didnt post a picture of anyone.
and nypd has been heavy around the midtown area lately, specially a night time. Crowded areas give the hiding in plain sight advantage.
Who like potatoes?
dude if you're down to get with a 6/10 then just talk with some of them, many are single and desperate
>>681985821
Oh I know why.
You're so full of yourself that you think that all you need is looks or money.
Unfortunately, it takes more, and ironically, less than that.
>>681980783
get paid pupper
how do i find an exchange office with a good rate here FUCK
Get paid pupper
Get paid pupper
>>681986035
Do you though?
Do you really think you'll murder someone just for a wet hole to fuck?
Are you that desperate?
No, you arent.
If you were, you would never have gotten to this point, you would've already done something about it.
>>681974320
Savin' this copypasta for the copypasta gods. Thanks, FAGGOT.
>>681986035
Alright, OP I gotta go take care of shit. If you want to stop being a loser come to the BoA at nighttime. Dont worry we're not gonna hurt you or anything and we dont play that humiliation shit like some of these chinese assholes. Simple face-to-face meeting to discuss terms, you'll get your dick wet in some nice lebanese pussy, and if it all works out you'll even get to hit it again.
And of course, come alone. You can bring your cell phone or whatever though if it helps you feel less paranoid.
>>681986040
Yeah. You're clearly still pretty young. NYPD has been in midtown ever since 2003. Tell me why and I'll believe you're not 15 years old.
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681986681
Post pic of girl in NYC.
You sound like that faggot who shot those girls in California because he couldn't get laid
Lol when i was starting to think /b/ wasnt filled with pure faggots i find an autistic faggot that wants a pretty girl when its obviois he has never even talked to one
>>681985827
You're pretty gay, but yes, alas not as gay as OP.
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681974320
>>681986681
Op, it's not worth getting in deep with this guy.
You think you're suffering now?
Wait till he's shaking you down every week for favors cause he's got dirt on you.
Wait till he bleeds your bank account dry, and then has you killed because you're a liability.
Just get your pussy the old fashioned way.
>>681980783
get paid pupper
![Screenshot_NormalAppImage[6].png](https://i.imgur.com/tF5qa3g.png "Screenshot_NormalAppImage[6].png")
>>681977108
This is demonic forces trying to control you and you're letting them. Please pray to Jesus to save and try and go without mastubating for one week, despite any strong urge you may have.
Jesus is the way my friend.
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681975332
Fat bitches give the best head and almost always let me plow their pooper. OP is a massive faggot
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681980783
get paid pupper
Hey, why don't you become a male prostitute?
>>681987563
Not op, God not real.
If he was, we wouldn't be dealing with the likes of op.
He said nothing about traps, Inbf a feminine man with a dick sucks op off.
I've been lurking since 2006 and this is the worst thread I have ever seen on /b/. Congrats OP you deserve some kind of award. Like herpes, or a parking ticket.
>>681987854
never heard of free will, good and evil, did you?
>>681988121
Kek
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681988121
been here: 2007, 2009-2010, 2015-
seen much worse threads.
>>681986504
YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. I HAVE NOW ASCENDED TO MEMEHOOD NIGGAS!!!!
>>681988214
>free will
Everything is made of matter and energy, matter and energy follow the laws of physics, not "will"
>good and evil
Those are just words, good and evil are whatever you think they are.
>>681980783
"get paid pupper"
>>681986959
Elliot Rodger? He is muh God
>>681974320
Anons is OP little bit picky??
If im that desperate id fuck anything man
Op go to the whores you sick sack of virgin clits
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681988821
Would you fuck a corpse? An animal? your sister? I don't think so, even when you're desperate, you still have some standards
Get job-get money-get pussy simple worked 4 miii
>>681974320
Why don't you just go to Fetlife.com and find someone?
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681988673
so you think we are programmed robots?
actio and reactio, opposites
where the science can't ever deliver an answer, belief just starts.
>>681988962
Oh my fucking god no dont be picky little fuck. Fuck fat chicks they izi for begining you faggot dont ask for models you losser with double capital L
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681988962
Corpse:... depends on how fresh or likely I'd get caught.
Animal: no
Sister: don't have one so I can't answer that honestly. But hypothetically, yes.
>>681989024
Dude I'm not into bondage although a sex slave would be pretty hot
I fucked corpse once it felt good tho i cut myself on knife i used to cut her
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681989072
Basically yeah, we're all just meat machines.
And believing something BECAUSE you don't know jack about it is stupid.
>>681989290
how can you live with that? don't you have morals?
>>681989097
This so much this I f***** lots of fat chicks before I found my real girlfriend and you know what fat chicks are sluts they know how to suck dick.
>>681989122
OP here. Never thought I'd find someone more desperate than me. Holy shit, even I wouldn't fuck a corpse or an animal [spoiler] although I would fuck my sister and make her cum [/spoiler]
>>681989290
>>681989185
That's not all what the site is for. There's literally hundreds of different kinks and you're narrowing it down to bondage. You really are a fuckin virgin. So people go there just to get laid. Fuck sake.
>>681974320
>Aneli domai.
stfu and post moar
>>681989419
True true
>>681980896
Yes. Yes I do.
>>681989441
I said no to the animal, dumbshit.
And besides, girls just starfish on you anyway, you'd know that if you weren't a virgin.
>>681989494
>You really are a fuckin virgin
Do you really think I'd be posting this if I was otherwise
>>681989496
Ok one moat but plz get me gf
>>681989442
You called?
>>681980783
"get paid pupper"
>>681989793
It was me DIO!
I love frozen corpses but unfrozen sweet and smooth
>>681989783
Go join the site, be active everyday, get laid. How fuckin hard is that?
>>681989339
i don't think so. it's what we call soul, free will, intelligence. hard to prove though.
there are questions science can't and even doesn't want to answer. statistically being an atheist actually is the dumbest belief of all. you got 0 percent propability. the scientifical move would at least to be an agnostic.
>>681990048
Holy shit even I'm not this depraved
>>681989932
Are you fucking retarded?
Then you put ur dick in her butt cheek and it penetr8s cause its unfrozen 1 month corpse
>>681990159
Kek i meant tuna stake meat
>>681974320
>I'll die if I don't get pussy soon
>no fat chicks
Either suck it up or lower your standards OP. Or just go to a damn hooker.
>>681990091
It doesn't matter if God exists or no, he has abandoned me and muh dick
>>681990091
Atheist simply describes my knee her belief.
Intellectually, I know that I can't know for sure.
BTW, souls are just as ridiculous.
>>681990337
*jerk
>>681990277
>>>681974320 (OP)
>>I'll die if I don't get pussy soon
>>no fat chicks
>Either suck it up or lower your standards OP. Or just go to a damn hooker.
Ye picky virgins who wanna fuck models they stay virgin 4 life
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681977108
sex is a 99% of the time a big disappointment, or worse, but if you do it right wanking is better than sex
I fucked corpse once too 2 days old out of freezer
>>681974320
Have fun masturbating faggot
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681990538
Kekekekeke
>>681990501
greentext
>>681974320
idiot just use phone applications
>>681990666
>>>681990501 (You)
>greentext
>sorry
>>681990168
>>681974320
Become gay, it's easier
>>681990538
It's not fun anymore anon...
Just go to Fetlife.
Op i got thing for u its called grape fruit hahahahha
>>681990750
At least you tried
>>681990962
>>>681990750 (You)
>At least you tried
I dont get that greentext wtf man whyyy
>be 18
>fuck fresh corpses
Fuck yeah
>>681980783
get paid pupper
Plz guys get me a gf
>>681974320
gigi from domai
>>681977481
^This
You're just having an existential crisis and getting laid won't help it m8
>>681990337
it's just another word for our consciousness though. if we are robots, no one can be blamed for anything. why either take responsibility for anything? you have been programmed to be immature. blame god. bullshit.
>>681990321
life is a test, doesn't mean we are lost in his eyes. ever thought about that YOU have abandoned god?
>>681991198
FUCKER GO SUCK A DICK REEEEEEEEE
>>681991265
No. I was a super devoted Christian and really wanted to better myself and become like Jesus but then it felt that God had abandoned me and now I'm miserable
Guys is sucking dick good?
>>681991163
I think I'm gonna be sick...
Does sucking dick satisfy femanons can u tell me i might traii
>>681991736
Why don't you go find out and tell us.
>>681991736
OP here. At this point I'd even take a pitiful hand job
>>681991798
>>681991798
>>>681991163 (You)
>I think I'm gonna be sick...
I made guy on b sick lol stupid newfags or pussies?
>>681991853
Im sucking one atm feelsgoodman.jpEg
>>681991886
>>>681991736 (You)
>OP here. At this point I'd even take a pitiful hand job
Im not da OP
>>681989585
is it you?
>>681977459
>>681991943
I understand wanting to fuck your sis or cousin or mom but a fucking corpse?
Guys if any1 works as pathologist text me i would like to fuck ty
>>681992114
Yes corpse because fucking sister or mom is fucking SICK man
>>681974320
>cant get laid
>picky
lol got to bed
>>681992205
>>>681974320 (OP)
>>cant get laid
>>picky
>lol got to bed
Have fun masturbaiting
>>681974320
fuck a trap, easy pussy right there
>>681992203
>This nigga thinks corpses are fine but fucking his sister is wrong
I work im morg i guck dead chicks too then CSI thinks they got raped lol
>>681974320
!gi gigi inurl:domai
>>681991695
what makes you think he has abandoned you?
>>681992389
>>>681992203 (You)
>>This nigga thinks corpses are fine but fucking his sister is wrong
Hell yea its rong
>>681980783
Get laid pupper
>>681992389
I like corpses why not they are just sleepy
>>681992433
My life is shit. I'm failing my classes. My dad is suing my mom. and no gf
>>681992579
>>681992469
At least the sis or mom are alive, can cum and probably wanted to fuck anyways. A corpse is cold and you're basically committing a felony
Hey OP I'm from NYC too, why can't you get laid bro, it's pretty easy here all the chicks want it
>>681991836
become a trap and suck my dick. you'll love it
>>681992279
>>681992205
I DON'T ENJOY FAPPING ANYMORE I WANT PUSSY!!!
>>681992761
>>681992809
I like cold dishes like salads im ok with cold sushi ;)
CORPSES ARE FINE FFS AS LONG AS SHE IS DEAD FOR 2 DAYS OR MORE BUT OUT OF FREEZER
>>681992375
"pussy"
>>681992610
life isn't easy. doesn't mean god doesn't care for you. listen, your time on this planet has got a limit. the afterlife in god's kingdom is forever.
OP go suc your mothers dick
>>681992903
watch a movie, go hiking, join the military, help the poor ...
so many options to get satisfied in this life. it will be easier to find a nice girl if you are interacting with the society.
>>681974320
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>681980783
get paid pupper
If a girl walks around like this, it should be legal for men to rape her
>>681994034
no, no it shouldn't.
>>681974320
I completely agree with everything you said OP
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I WANT TO RAPE AND PULL A ELLIOT RODGERS ON THESE FUCKERS WHO HAVE DENIED ME HAPPINESS
>>681974320
>I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember
What the fuck?
Does this mean you have been fucked while unconscious? Do you know Bill Cosby?
>>681994289
Too soon
>>681994300
why do you need to have sex to be happy? what are you doing for a life?
>>681994034
Goddamn. Some humans have no self-control. Just because you have no control over your dick doesn't mean it's normal to have no control over your dick.
>>681974320
>I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy.
Holy shit.
Lol not sure if b8 m8. But if not attain $20, go to main south, or your areas equivalent and offer to first decent looking crackhead for sex.
>>681975760
Queer
>>681978232
This isn't the place for you jewfag
>>681994488
Yes. Humans have an urge to reproduce. MY BODY IS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT ME TO HAVE SEX BUT NO GF
>>681994289
Thanx Elliot you are my hero
>>681994555
I don't walk around naked on the street so why should they? Plus they give me boners and remind me I'M STILL A MISERABLE VIRGIN!!
>>681993266
that's right dumbass, are you retarded?
>>681980783
get pain pupper
Geht Geld pupper ;)
>>681995004
have you tried craigslist? how hard can it be to get laid in FUCKING NYC? you could even try to fuck with a tourist, man!
Am I really asking for too much? All I ask if for them to let me put my dick in their holes for a few minutes, thrust and cum. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?
>>681980783
get paid pupper
http://chamilton3.blogspot.com/2016/04/new-video-rocket-league-hoops.html?m=1
>>681982530
nfkrz
>>681995740
I used to work in a restaurant downtown, sooo much tourist pussy it's unbelievable, seriously TC, tourist chicks want to fuck it's why they're on vacation.
You got Euro chicks from Spain that wanna FUCK.
Australian bitches basically are always down.
South American bitches who will party and FUCK.
British sluts.
Even Asian bitches if you show them some attention and get past their goody two shoes vibe, they will FUUUUCK.
>Lives in NY
>Cant get laid
Nigga wtf its easy
Me and my cousin went out to pasadena last night and got hella bitches and were two semi autistic sperglords
Just go with 1-3 friends to a bar area and hit up 3-5 bars have a few drinks to get comfortable but dont get more than buzzed then order one more to hold
(Always hold or have a drink in your hand) and talk to bitches
Startwith the hottest most innaccessible ones
Youll get turned down like 5 or so times for every one girl that talks to you
As for whT to say just ask them shit
Even if its silly shit about them sound interested
Its easy as fuck to get laid it almost gets boring after a while
>>681996201
Don't you dare compare me to that faggot faggot
>>681976604
I think you mean you tittyfuck her? I hope.
>>681996610
>>681996260
Stop give me meme advice and stop trolling
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681995859
dude. you have to be subtle. for example: go to a cofe. speak to the first apparently alone tourist lady you see. tell her: "what a nice weather today! may i pay for your cofe? my name is anon. oh, you are a tourist? me too! let's explore the city together. there are you staying? ok, meet me at xy pm in front of z."
at night, go to a club with her. pay for her drinks. be a gentleman. don't count your money. make her drunk. go to her place. fuck her.
and remember: hide your urge!
>>681974320
FAGGOT
GO TO THE GYM, TALK WITH REAL PEOPLE (neighbors, he manager of a local cafe, your old friends) LEAVE /B/ FOR 6 OR 12 MOTHS AND IT WILL WORK
Or keep crying on your shity laptop , shity room, shity life
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681997077
From your writing style I assume you're a german sex tourist visiting NYC. You're probably a Chad like pic related and can fuck any grill you want. It's ok, after much thinking I've decided that I'm gonna start lifting. I think I'm gonna live in the gym from now on.
>>681974320
OP is a faggot
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
Last two dank digits are how much $$ I get
>>681982530
learn how to rotate pictures
>>681976090
Underated post
>>681997903
wtf. are you nostradamus or sth? i am not in nyc right now though. what's so special about my writing style that you have identified me as a german? lifting is great. do it /b/ro
>>681986504
LELOLELOLELO
>>681991265
Why are you attempting to have a discussion with someone that believes all he is is "laws of physics", on /b/ no less
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681980783
get paid pupper
>>681998608
You type "dude" a lot. That gives you away as a Chad. Also, most Chads I have known are blonde-haired and of either Norse, Scandinavian or Germanic descent. Most Chads are actually cool dudes to hang out with but I get jelly so I don't
>>681980783
Get paid pupper
>>681980783
"get paid pupper"
