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Given one hour in a hotel room with this woman, what would you do?

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Given one hour in a hotel room with this woman, what would you do?
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>>681972466
suck her dick
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spend the first 2 seconds running and jumping out the window
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>>681972466
fuck her obviously
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>ask her if she likes chess
>she doesn't
>play chess on my phone until i the hour has passed and i'm allowed to leave the room
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>>681972840
/thread
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>>681972466
>woman
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>>681972466
Help her back into her wheelchair, obviously.
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Cut her Spindly arms and legs off. Swap 'em around.
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>>681972466
Dafuk is wrong with "her" legs?
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>>681972466
spend an hour sniffing her butthole
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>>681973119
photoshop
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>>681972895
>>681973119
What are you implying?
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Ask for a discount the second I replied to her backpage ad.
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>>681973268
Someone please post that absolutely disgusting reaction face
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>>681972466
fetch my pump and inflate her ass, then read her the newspaper
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>>681972857
Underrated response
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Make 60 bags of minute rice.
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>>681973470
Close enough
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>>681973268
I'd call the cops. Someone clearly stole her ass.
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>>681972466
I was going to describe sexual stuff but honestly she looks kinda nasty and not in a good way.

I guess she can rim my ass for an hour.
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>>681973268
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I'd have to be drunk and on coke to fuck that, and when I'm drinking and snorting, it takes me a lot longer than an hour to cum. So probably not fuck her, I'd just do drugs with her and degrade her for an hour.
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>>681973268

RIP in peace, boner.
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>>681973268
Y tho?
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>>681973268
Everyone always misses the wheelchair in the back.

She's paraplegic. Probably shits all over herself and never knows it.

I'd fuck her from behind.
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>>681975764

There's a wheelchair in the background, I guess that's what happens to your ass when you live your life in one.
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>>681972466
>suck HIS dick like a faggot would, boobs or not.
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>>681975947
The way she's posing her legs in the first pic, I don't think the wheelchair is hers, it's probably some obese Amerifats wheelchair who paid to fuck her.
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>>681972895
>Paraplegic
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>>681976205
Look at the leg atrophy and the flattened pelvis and scar. She was probably in a car accident.

The wheelchair is clearly hers. She is at this hotel to fuck someone who doesnt want to clean up when she loses control of her bowel halfway through fucking.
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>>681972466

Raid the mini-fridge and leave it with the bill.
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>>681976205

>Amerifat

You know it wasn't a Yurofag's chair because they prefer to fuck men.
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>>681972466
Woman? Which woman? However, I'd assrape the tranny, because: tits are tits and an asshole is an asshole.
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>>681976768
Then why is prison rape an only really ever associated with America? Yanks are all repressed homosexuals due to the country's religious overtones. You're all fags.
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>>681977200

Whatever you say, Yurofag fuccboi.
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