Is it time?
Should I fap?
>>681964997
IS BRITANNIA FOREVER GREAT!?
Am I God?
>>681965078
>more than ever
Topkek
did i cum in that girl last night?
Can I get my ex back?
>>681964997
Satan knows what I'd ask.
>>681965267
>>681964997
you cant. she cant. i cant.
where is the god thread. gotta ask everyone to get to the bottom of this
rerolling for>
Will I ever be a real girl?
Should I go out tonight?
Should I buy some dope today
>>681965401
i was afraid of that.
HAIL!>>681964997
would satan be my friend? or least assign me a minion to be friends with
>>681965488
>just forget it
Alrighty then
Should i do it?
>>681964997
Should I plow my bf in the ass right now?
Will I die by my own hands?
>>681964997
will i get a gf?
>>681965526
very realist satan thread. ima stop posting now
does satan suck on big floppy platypus dicks?
should kill myself
Should I drink anything alcoholic tonight?
Should I ask her out?
should i fap
>>681965718
fuck
>>681965718
roll
Yo will i get to go back in tyme.
>>681965718
>never bitch
topkek
>>681965758
definitely not
Will I take your place?
>>681964997
Was Hitler right?
>>681964997
should I get out of bed?
fap?
>>681964997
Should I go drink a beer?
>tfw you haven't had a beer in days and you're gonna go drink a beer regardless of what Satan says
>>681964997
Will shelby ever love me satan?
Is it time to leave my boyfriend
>>681965917
Saw that coming, onto the next then
>>681964997
will i have sex with nicole
Do I have a chance with her
will I lose my virginity this summer????? :(
>>681965915
Maybe? What kind of bullshit is that? Fuck you Satan, it's a good thing I had already decided.
should i leave 4chan forever
dear lord mr Satan, will i get HER pussy?
Am I ever going to get her?
>>681964997
Will I shit a puppy?
will I lose my virginity this summer?
Hitler did something wrong?
should i kill myself?
Will we ever fuck?
>>681965876
HAIL
>>681966135
That's too fucking bad, I would have liked to see this anon shit a puppy.
Fap?
>>681966193
confirmed
>>681966055
comon man a bit more precise pls
Do I make the moves on her?
>>681964997
Will there be a major terrorist attack somewhere in the world on May 1st?
>>681964997
Will I be famous some day?
Lordy lord, can jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>681966436
KEK
will she suck my dick ?
>>681964997
will i fuck mira?
Is Batman V Superman actually good?
Will I die by my own hand?
Will my dream come true?
do I fap?
Does she love me?
>>681964997
I need a gf?
Is she into me?
You know my question satan
>>681964997
Rollin' for great justice.
Should I stop posting?
Will she say yes?
Will we ever be together?
>>681967387
Satan says no.
Am i right?
Do u like https://www.mixcloud.com/greywattz/friday-afternoon-fun-pt-3/ ? Or r u cheezbawl Musik snobz 2!??!
Should i reroll?
Vou pegar a Analu esse ano?
>>681964997
should i let go of my girlfiend?
will Trump win?
Will I ever get a qt 3.14 grillfriend??
>>681964997
Am I going to hell
>>681965078
Kek
>>681968150
reroll
>>681964997
Am I gay?
>>681968151
When I go to hell, will I be a cool ass demon
>>681964997
Does she love me?
>>681964997
Will I lose my virginity this year?
Does she feel the same for me as i feel for her?
Will i get that new job?
will i fuck erin by the end of the semester??
>>681964997
Is this true love?
>>681964997
Will I fail ?
>>681964997
Will I ever find true love?
Should I fuck the girl I really want to?
>>681969001
nice dude
Did she actually check my dubs and is trying to incite jealousy?
Will i make it if i start tomorrow?
>>681964997
Am I the reincarnation of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Will I fuck my best friend?
>>681969132
poop
Will i become successful?
Should i smoke another joint tonight?
Does op suck cock on a daily basis?
>>681964997
Should I just completely drop writing and just do art?
>>681964997
will my fucking tooth stop hurting?
ayy lmao?
Does it happen?
>>681968222
Nice.
Also, do demons really want to steal my soul?
Shoud i rape my aunt ???
>>681964997
Does religions exist?
It's time for Duke Pukem.
>>681964997
will you help me in my next roll satan?
>>681964997
This image?
>>681969329
Oh shit dude you better watch out
Saran, will I ever get maaaaarrrrieed
Will I fuck the girl with the big ass?
Is it time for me to go to breakfast?
>>681964997
Am I an intellectual?
>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
>>681969647
Ok Satan Jesus you don't have to be a dick about it. Will I ever marry someone
rg?
>>681969709
Haha you cuck
>>681964997
Does Elodie really like me ?
>>681969329
Sweet.
Another question: are demons backstabbing mother rapers who will fuck up your life for shits and giggles?
>>681964997
Is she the one?
Satan... Do u have a microcock?
>>681969770
Fuck off you fucking candy apple looking goofy ass punk ass motherfucker. Tell me.
>>681964997
Satan, is your dick huge?
>>681969771
Wow I feel terrible now
Is OP a faggot? (pointless question, I know)
nope. i'm serious
>>681969945
oh no, please no. NO
>>681969945
Kek you bout to get fucked by Satan sir
yo
>>681964997
Does she love me?
Should i pierce my cock?
>>681969945
>you will find out very soon
>>681969829
Lol. You really want my soul don't you?
>>681964997
Am I going to fuck that delightfully-evil girl?
Will I fuck the girl I always wanted in less than a year?
>>681970067
Holy shit... is this real?
>>681964997
Is there an emo version of you named Stan? Does he shoot razor blades everywhere when you summon him?
>>681964997
Will I fuck her?
will i get in a relationship with the girl i meet tomorrow ?
will all my dreams come true?
>>681970400
hahaha he knew
>>681970220
whaddaya mean?
Is all religions bullshit?
is it happening?
>>681964997
will my boy pussy be filled soon?
>>681964997
Will I end up with monse
>>681964997
Am I a good person?
Will i fuck her?
Where?
>>681970629
Damn Satan she ain't worth that much
>>681970648
WILL I EVER FUCK HER SATAN?
Is Trump going to win?
>>681964997
will i pass?
Will I fuck her tonight?
Will I fuck my sister?
>>681970580
rock on
>>681970749
will i pass the fucking class?
Is Sam gay?
>>681964997
Should I give up on her?
>>681970749
should i fuck her ass my dear lord
How much money will I get for selling my soul?
iam a good person?
Is the illuminati real?
>>681964997
Is she gonna be my bitch?
>>681970717
rekt
Is OP a faggot?
I wil be forever alone?
why? is it because you & god think it's so good now?
>>681964997
Is she going to be ny gf?
do i have a soul?
Hey Satan, you think she likes me back?
>>681964997
Am I better than him?
Will the bitch I like want to become my sex-toy?
Will I manage to do it?
k den ty
jk but what if i sell my soul?
>>681970998
Ty Lord Satan!
Is the thing with the guy from NY gonna work out?
Should I put this bread stick in my anus?
>>681971074
My nigga! You know that shit's a hell fucking yeah!
>>681964997
Will I succeed in music before college?
>>681971070
Well God damn it Satan give me an answer.
DOES SHE FUCKING LIKE ME BACK
i am going to have sex this year?
i'll take it as a yes.. bye
>>681971059
Kek
Should I fuck my sister?
can you suck my dick
rollingstone
>>681964997
Is she stringing me along?
>>681971144
Holy fucking shit. It that a good thing?
>>681971150
Fucking reroll.
Does she like me back?
Should I go eat food
Am I intelligent?
>>681971214
Give me a yes or no.
>>681971238
Should I be happy then?
>>681964997
Will she say yes?
>>681971257
reroll
>>681971248
Should I fucking eat food you stupid nigger
Can i be raped by 10 shemales ?
>>681971283
shoulda known with your useless ass. Does anyone know where the god thread is?
>>681971257
You're on 4chan. Doesn't take asking Satan to know that.
Whatever you say I'm doing to opposite you cunt face
>>681971331
rereroll
>>681971432
Fuck you
>>681964997
Is Trump gonna get the seat?
>>681971291
Thanks satan, I guess it's true that metal is your doing
Is my package going to arrive today?
>>681964997
Should we have a genocide for Otherkin?
Is loli pedophilia
>>681971530
Sure, you can have it.
So.. If i avoid heaven and neither bother with hell can i enter lucid dream like eternal state
Will all the girls want me bad?
>>681964997
one more rollarooooo
Can I cum just as the poop leaves my asshole?
Is it my time to go to hell?
Will I ever see the cosmos
>>681964997
do sky gods exist?
>>681971658
roll
Should I fap more?
>>681971596
>>681971598
Congratulations.
Will I die happy?
Am I a wizard?
>>681964997
Is she loyal?
Will i get a gf?
As you know my question, may I have my answer please
>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
>>681971907
No.
>>681964997
Will I ever be with her?
Can I suck your dick dark Lord?
Will I fucking grow up, stop eating like a 600 lb person, get fit, gtaduate with good grades, and finally start living my life to the fullest?
Am I going to have sex tonight?
>>681964997
Is my dick big enough?
>>681972020
Pleeeeeease?
If I am a Satanist, does this earn me special privileges in hell for me and people I like?
>>681972099
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will I ever be happy?
>>681971800
But you... YOU LIED when you answered these?
>>681969329
>>681969829
>>681964997
Should I stick something up my anus?
>>681964997
Will I ever feel happiness?
>>681964997
Do I have herpes Lord?
>>681972167
Come on Satan, I gotta know if it's worth worshipping you or not.
>>681964997
Does she have stds?
If I asked her to come over and drink sometime would she want to?
Is Bane a big guy?
Should i sacrifice her to your glory to enhance my D&D rolls?
am going to that one place?
Am I sexy? No homo
>>681972300
Lol you just fucked your shit all up.
>>681971897
Ok.
Shall I continue then
>>681972350
Is the bitch a nasty bitch with stds? Is the pussy like a fucking biological weapon?
Does she like me?
>>681972357
>denying a sacrifice
U okay satan?
am I going to be rich?
>>681964997
Oh, Dark Lord of the Nine Circles, will I ever find the perfect bunion to pop its succulent juices down my eager gullet?
>>681972300
Ah shit.
Can I make up for this by staying a Satanist for life?
well, is she?
Is OP a faggot?
>>681972465
>dont ask me this shit
Topkek
>>681972517
Lol still fucked.
Does anyone like me?
is it going to happen?
>>681972597
lol
Is Matthew gay?
Hey Satan, wanna fuck?
does matthew want to fuck guys
should I choose automation over electrical engineering?
should i kill matthew right now
Should I stop thinking about you-know-what?
Is it too late now to say sorry?
>>681964997
what is better at predicting the future, this thread or a magic 8 ball?
>>681964997
Am i the one the prophecy foretold?
>>681972746
is automation a good choice?
Am I better looking than I think?
>>681972517
What if I bring a hot bitch to the next ritual to be my altar? Would that sweeten the deal dark lord?
>>681972785
thanks satan, fucking dickhead
Am i gonna get with sam??
>>681964997
Will you be in DOOM 4?
Is this thread a fake?
Am I stupid?
>>681972800
Wtf Satan you want a guy instead?
Will ever stop being a miserable piece of shit?
>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
>>681964997
does she like me?
>>681972597
Feels bad man
>>681964997
Will I die happy?
Fuck
Will the heart ache ever end?
Will the one i love love me back
>>681972962
i gotta know
>>681972944
Just tell please Satan would a guy do for you?
shi want sum fuk?
>>681972944
Better hope he changes you into a futa or chick.
>>681964997
Will I ever be truly happy?
Will I get with a decent girl any time soon?
Will I be the next antichrist?
>>681964997
will i die hapy?
Is my dick big
>>681964997
wl i die hapy?
Does Richard think about me often?
>>681964997
wl i die hp
Have I fucked her?
>>681964997
wl d hp
>>681973049
DO YOU WANT A GUY FOR THE NEXT RITUAL ON THE ALTER YE OR NO?