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Is it time?
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Should I fap?
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>>681964997
IS BRITANNIA FOREVER GREAT!?
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Am I God?
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>>681965078
>more than ever
Topkek
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did i cum in that girl last night?
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Can I get my ex back?
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>>681964997
Satan knows what I'd ask.
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>>681965267
>>681964997
you cant. she cant. i cant.
where is the god thread. gotta ask everyone to get to the bottom of this
rerolling for>
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Will I ever be a real girl?
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Should I go out tonight?
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Should I buy some dope today
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>>681965401
i was afraid of that.
HAIL!>>681964997
would satan be my friend? or least assign me a minion to be friends with
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>>681965488
>just forget it
Alrighty then
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Should i do it?
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>>681964997
Should I plow my bf in the ass right now?
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Will I die by my own hands?
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>>681964997
will i get a gf?
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>>681965526
very realist satan thread. ima stop posting now
does satan suck on big floppy platypus dicks?
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should kill myself
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Should I drink anything alcoholic tonight?
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Should I ask her out?
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should i fap
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>>681965718
fuck
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>>681965718
roll
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Yo will i get to go back in tyme.
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>>681965718
>never bitch
topkek
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>>681965758
definitely not
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Will I take your place?
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>>681964997
Was Hitler right?
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>>681964997
should I get out of bed?
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fap?
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>>681964997
Should I go drink a beer?
>tfw you haven't had a beer in days and you're gonna go drink a beer regardless of what Satan says
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>>681964997
Will shelby ever love me satan?
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Is it time to leave my boyfriend
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>>681965917
Saw that coming, onto the next then
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>>681964997
will i have sex with nicole
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Do I have a chance with her
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will I lose my virginity this summer????? :(
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>>681965915
Maybe? What kind of bullshit is that? Fuck you Satan, it's a good thing I had already decided.
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should i leave 4chan forever
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dear lord mr Satan, will i get HER pussy?
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Am I ever going to get her?
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>>681964997
Will I shit a puppy?
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will I lose my virginity this summer?
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Hitler did something wrong?
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should i kill myself?
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Will we ever fuck?
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>>681965876
HAIL
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>>681966135
That's too fucking bad, I would have liked to see this anon shit a puppy.
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Fap?
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>>681966193
confirmed
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>>681966055
comon man a bit more precise pls
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Do I make the moves on her?
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>>681964997
Will there be a major terrorist attack somewhere in the world on May 1st?
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>>681964997
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Will I be famous some day?
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Lordy lord, can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>681966436
KEK
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will she suck my dick ?
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>>681964997
will i fuck mira?
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Is Batman V Superman actually good?
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Will I die by my own hand?
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Will my dream come true?
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do I fap?
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Does she love me?
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>>681964997
I need a gf?
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Is she into me?
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You know my question satan
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>>681964997
Rollin' for great justice.
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Should I stop posting?
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Will she say yes?
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Will we ever be together?
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>>681967387
Satan says no.
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>>681967476
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Am i right?
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Do u like https://www.mixcloud.com/greywattz/friday-afternoon-fun-pt-3/ ? Or r u cheezbawl Musik snobz 2!??!
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Should i reroll?
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Vou pegar a Analu esse ano?
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>>681964997
should i let go of my girlfiend?
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will Trump win?
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Will I ever get a qt 3.14 grillfriend??
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>>681964997
Am I going to hell
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>>681965078
Kek
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>>681968150
reroll
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>>681964997
Am I gay?
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>>681968151
When I go to hell, will I be a cool ass demon
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>>681964997
Does she love me?
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>>681964997
Will I lose my virginity this year?
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Does she feel the same for me as i feel for her?
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Will i get that new job?
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will i fuck erin by the end of the semester??
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>>681964997
Is this true love?
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>>681964997
Will I fail ?
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>>681964997
Will I ever find true love?
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Should I fuck the girl I really want to?
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>>681969001
nice dude
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Did she actually check my dubs and is trying to incite jealousy?
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Will i make it if i start tomorrow?
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>>681964997
Am I the reincarnation of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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Will I fuck my best friend?
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>>681969132
poop
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Will i become successful?
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Should i smoke another joint tonight?
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Does op suck cock on a daily basis?
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>>681964997
Should I just completely drop writing and just do art?
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>>681964997
will my fucking tooth stop hurting?
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ayy lmao?
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Does it happen?
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>>681968222
Nice.
Also, do demons really want to steal my soul?
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Shoud i rape my aunt ???
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>>681964997
Does religions exist?
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It's time for Duke Pukem.
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>>681964997
will you help me in my next roll satan?
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>>681964997
This image?
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>>681969329
Oh shit dude you better watch out
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Saran, will I ever get maaaaarrrrieed
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Will I fuck the girl with the big ass?
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Is it time for me to go to breakfast?
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>>681964997
Am I an intellectual?
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>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
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>>681969647
Ok Satan Jesus you don't have to be a dick about it. Will I ever marry someone
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rg?
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>>681969709
Haha you cuck
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>>681964997

Does Elodie really like me ?
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>>681969329
Sweet.
Another question: are demons backstabbing mother rapers who will fuck up your life for shits and giggles?
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>>681969707
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>>681964997
Is she the one?
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Satan... Do u have a microcock?
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>>681969770
Fuck off you fucking candy apple looking goofy ass punk ass motherfucker. Tell me.
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>>681964997
Satan, is your dick huge?
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>>681969771
Wow I feel terrible now
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Is OP a faggot? (pointless question, I know)
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nope. i'm serious
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>>681969945
oh no, please no. NO
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>>681969945
Kek you bout to get fucked by Satan sir
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yo
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>>681964997
Does she love me?
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Should i pierce my cock?
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>>681969945
>you will find out very soon
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>>681969829
Lol. You really want my soul don't you?
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>>681964997
Am I going to fuck that delightfully-evil girl?
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Will I fuck the girl I always wanted in less than a year?
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>>681970067
Holy shit... is this real?
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>>681964997
Is there an emo version of you named Stan? Does he shoot razor blades everywhere when you summon him?
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>>681964997
Will I fuck her?
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will i get in a relationship with the girl i meet tomorrow ?
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will all my dreams come true?
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>>681970400
hahaha he knew
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>>681970220
whaddaya mean?
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Is all religions bullshit?
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is it happening?
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>>681964997
will my boy pussy be filled soon?
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>>681964997
Will I end up with monse
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>>681964997
Am I a good person?
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Will i fuck her?
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Where?
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>>681970629
Damn Satan she ain't worth that much
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>>681970648
WILL I EVER FUCK HER SATAN?
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Is Trump going to win?
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>>681964997

will i pass?
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Will I fuck her tonight?
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Will I fuck my sister?
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>>681970580
rock on
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>>681970749

will i pass the fucking class?
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Is Sam gay?
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>>681964997
Should I give up on her?
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>>681970749
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should i fuck her ass my dear lord
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How much money will I get for selling my soul?
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iam a good person?
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Is the illuminati real?
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>>681964997
Is she gonna be my bitch?
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>>681970717
rekt
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Is OP a faggot?
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I wil be forever alone?
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why? is it because you & god think it's so good now?
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>>681964997
Is she going to be ny gf?
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do i have a soul?
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Hey Satan, you think she likes me back?
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>>681964997
Am I better than him?
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Will the bitch I like want to become my sex-toy?
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Will I manage to do it?
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k den ty
jk but what if i sell my soul?
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>>681970998
Ty Lord Satan!
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Is the thing with the guy from NY gonna work out?
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Should I put this bread stick in my anus?
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>>681971074
My nigga! You know that shit's a hell fucking yeah!
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>>681964997
Will I succeed in music before college?
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>>681971070
Well God damn it Satan give me an answer.
DOES SHE FUCKING LIKE ME BACK
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i am going to have sex this year?
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i'll take it as a yes.. bye
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>>681971059
Kek
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Should I fuck my sister?
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can you suck my dick
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rollingstone
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>>681964997
Is she stringing me along?
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>>681971144
Holy fucking shit. It that a good thing?
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>>681971150
Fucking reroll.
Does she like me back?
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Should I go eat food
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Am I intelligent?
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>>681971214
Give me a yes or no.
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>>681971238
Should I be happy then?
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>>681964997
Will she say yes?
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>>681971257
reroll
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>>681971248
Should I fucking eat food you stupid nigger
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Can i be raped by 10 shemales ?
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>>681971283
shoulda known with your useless ass. Does anyone know where the god thread is?
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>>681971257
You're on 4chan. Doesn't take asking Satan to know that.
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Whatever you say I'm doing to opposite you cunt face
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>>681971331
rereroll
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>>681971432
Fuck you
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>>681964997
Is Trump gonna get the seat?
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>>681971291
Thanks satan, I guess it's true that metal is your doing
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Is my package going to arrive today?
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>>681964997
Should we have a genocide for Otherkin?
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Is loli pedophilia
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>>681971530
Sure, you can have it.
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So.. If i avoid heaven and neither bother with hell can i enter lucid dream like eternal state
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Will all the girls want me bad?
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>>681964997
one more rollarooooo
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Can I cum just as the poop leaves my asshole?
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Is it my time to go to hell?
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Will I ever see the cosmos
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>>681964997
do sky gods exist?
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>>681971658
roll
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Should I fap more?
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>>681971596
>>681971598
Congratulations.
Will I die happy?
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Am I a wizard?
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>>681964997
Is she loyal?
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Will i get a gf?
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As you know my question, may I have my answer please
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>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
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>>681971907
No.
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>>681964997
Will I ever be with her?
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Can I suck your dick dark Lord?
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Will I fucking grow up, stop eating like a 600 lb person, get fit, gtaduate with good grades, and finally start living my life to the fullest?
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Am I going to have sex tonight?
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>>681964997
Is my dick big enough?
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>>681972020
Pleeeeeease?
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If I am a Satanist, does this earn me special privileges in hell for me and people I like?
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>>681972099
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Will I ever be happy?
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>>681971800
But you... YOU LIED when you answered these?
>>681969329
>>681969829
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>>681964997
Should I stick something up my anus?
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>>681964997
Will I ever feel happiness?
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>>681964997
Do I have herpes Lord?
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>>681972167

Come on Satan, I gotta know if it's worth worshipping you or not.
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>>681964997
Does she have stds?
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If I asked her to come over and drink sometime would she want to?
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Is Bane a big guy?
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Should i sacrifice her to your glory to enhance my D&D rolls?
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am going to that one place?
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Am I sexy? No homo
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>>681972300
Lol you just fucked your shit all up.
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>>681971897
Ok.
Shall I continue then
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>>681972350
Is the bitch a nasty bitch with stds? Is the pussy like a fucking biological weapon?
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Does she like me?
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>>681972357
>denying a sacrifice
U okay satan?
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am I going to be rich?
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>>681964997
Oh, Dark Lord of the Nine Circles, will I ever find the perfect bunion to pop its succulent juices down my eager gullet?
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>>681972300

Ah shit.

Can I make up for this by staying a Satanist for life?
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well, is she?
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Is OP a faggot?
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>>681972465
>dont ask me this shit
Topkek
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>>681972517
Lol still fucked.
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Does anyone like me?
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is it going to happen?
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>>681972597
lol
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Is Matthew gay?
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Hey Satan, wanna fuck?
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does matthew want to fuck guys
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should I choose automation over electrical engineering?
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should i kill matthew right now
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Should I stop thinking about you-know-what?
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Is it too late now to say sorry?
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>>681964997
what is better at predicting the future, this thread or a magic 8 ball?
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>>681964997
Am i the one the prophecy foretold?
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>>681972746
is automation a good choice?
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Am I better looking than I think?
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>>681972517

What if I bring a hot bitch to the next ritual to be my altar? Would that sweeten the deal dark lord?
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>>681972785
thanks satan, fucking dickhead
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Am i gonna get with sam??
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>>681964997
Will you be in DOOM 4?
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Is this thread a fake?
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Am I stupid?
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>>681972800

Wtf Satan you want a guy instead?
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Will ever stop being a miserable piece of shit?
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>>681964997
Will she be my girlfriend?
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>>681964997
does she like me?
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>>681972597
Feels bad man
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>>681964997
Will I die happy?
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Fuck
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Will the heart ache ever end?
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Will the one i love love me back
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>>681972962
i gotta know
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>>681972944

Just tell please Satan would a guy do for you?
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shi want sum fuk?
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>>681972944
Better hope he changes you into a futa or chick.
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>>681964997

Will I ever be truly happy?
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Will I get with a decent girl any time soon?
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Will I be the next antichrist?
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>>681964997
will i die hapy?
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Is my dick big
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>>681964997
wl i die hapy?
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Does Richard think about me often?
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>>681964997
wl i die hp
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Have I fucked her?
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>>681964997
wl d hp
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>>681973049

DO YOU WANT A GUY FOR THE NEXT RITUAL ON THE ALTER YE OR NO?
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