Name one advantage of being fat
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Name one advantage of being fat
>>681954278
never get cold
>>681954278
Don't have to contribute to 401k cause you're gonna die before you hit 50 anyways.
>>681954278
lifetime supply, albeit not as long as everyone else, of food from scrounging off the the social
never having to work
that's about it really
>>681954278
you can eat your enemies
free money
>>681954278
Easier to do the thousand hand slap
>>681954278
nobody bothers anymore with talking to you
>>681954278
You're harder to kidnap.
Can easily beat someone that goes to the gym weekly
If you fall over the person u hate he dies and u won't have problems with the police because u say u couldn't get up
Survive longer if starved
>>681954278
all you can eat restaurants save you alot of money
>>681954278
You're eating whatever the fuck you want, and if you already hate exercise you don't have to worry about that either. You're fat and you won't care if you get fatter.
-look better
-feel better
-the sex
>>681954278
You are only a victim in a skinny man's world. Collect liberal guilt points.
Lesser probability of Testosterone derived hair loss (men)
Lesser probability of osteoporosis (women(men))
>>681954278
Warmth in winter.
Sympathy.
You can roll around
>>681954278
You'll never have to worry about the opposite sex or having a baby ever again... unless someone's stupid enough to fuck your fat ass anyway.
>>681955339
This, 100%
>>681955339
fucking kek!
Being thin does not necessarily make you healthier, stronger or more athletic. Only thin football players are the field goal kickers.
Fat people in general are funnier and have a better personality because they haven't always had it easy.
Ever try bearing a fat guy in a fight.
Stronger! Bigger muscles from moving more mass.
Don't look like pussies.
Don't look like gay twinks.
Spend more time educating and informing themselves. Developing skills and ideas. Not wasting hours every week at the gym.
>>681954278
You get call people fatphobic and to check their privilege. Especially if they don't find you attractive. Then they're opressing you. You'll get constant recognition and compliments on tumblr or else they'll be fatphoic. Also, you could probably kill someone if you wanted to.
>>681956311
I spotted the fatty.
>>681956077
I need to see an obese person roll down a hill now. Holy shit I can only imagine
>>681956311
fucking hell,
you are a such a ham planet, spotted that a mile off
dance for me my little chubbie
>>681954278
Disabled people benefits, no need to work.
>>681956504
FUCK YOU SHITLORD.
>>681954278
Best parking spot always
They get to ride cool scooter bikes
Porkers of anarchy
Get paid for not going to work
Huge fatty here. Don't really even care anymore
>>681955793
That ass
Easier to see
>>681954278
Get to cuck shops. 50xl and small shirts cost the same so by being fat you get to jew the jews
>>681954278
No one wants to rape you. On the opposite end, you get to bitch about being eye raped all the time for attention.
>>681956728
that makes me sad. Why do you accept it?
It's not too late. You don't have to be a fatty your whole life, you could be an alpha.
>>681955793
I can't be the only one that would oil up one of her million flaps and just fuck it
She probably wouldn't even notice
>>681954278
Buoyancy
>>681956929
Holy fuck...would spot her/10
You have feminism on you're side only if your not white and a male
>>681956929
Meh, Im pretty content. It would be a lot of work to change
>>681957094
I know right!
I posted her because there's an actual fatty lurking here. I feel sorry for them. I posted her because I want him to be inspired not to be a fat piece of shit with a fupa anymore.
>>681956311
Fatties are hard to beat up cause their lard is like a shield and they have no neck
>>681956929
Life.Goals.
>>681957255
Brother, it all starts with a first step.
Make a goal. Something big. Like, register for a full marathon that takes place a year from now.
Then tell all your friends and family members you registered. Let them laugh.
You are now a protagonist in a classic "underdog story."
Start training!
You've got less than a year to make yourself a hero!
>>681956077
AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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>>681957025
pretty clear it's obviously advantageous hence why americans are fat. Don't even need to be in shape to be in the military. They just drone your ass from a keyboard
>>681957709
This guy... listen to him. Accepting mediocrity is why we are failing as a human race. When did we as a people just stop striving for greatness ? Sad days upon us ideed
>>681954278
You don't need air bags in a car
>>681954278
Strength. Fat ppl are rdicously strong
>body slam
>>681957025
Kek. Well when global warming hits I guess the fatties are safe
When you reach a certain BMI (due to being fat, not muscular) you should be put in a mandatory weight management camp which you have to pay for yourself. If you fail to get back to a normal weight there, you will be put out of your misery. If you end up in one more than twice in 10 years you will also be put out of your misery. Only under a certain BMI will you be legally allowed to breed.
It's the easiest way to stop fat people from becoming a burden to society and ruining everything for the rest of us.
>>681955883
>ditto
>>681954278
you have an excuse for being a virgin
>>681954278
You have a lot of excuses for anything.
>>681957971
I feel really sorry for that dude.
He's probably all smug about it on the outside, and the only reason he's not crying on the inside is because he has learned to kid himself.
He probably also thinks I wasn't being serious when I made that post. That it's impossible ,can't do it, etc.
He'll probably just stay the way, and convince himself it's alright.
More weight when she's sitting on my face.
Buffets would be worth paying for
>>681954278
ever skinny guy have a fat guy inside like iam skinny but i probably eat more food than a fat person
>>681958281
kek
>>681957945
Fat people aren't fat because they want to be. It just happened and they accepted it instead of changing themselves. They don't want to feel like shit for fucking up that bad so they try and make it seem normal when its not
>>681956665
Ham planet beta detected
>>681958258
That's fucking despicable but hilarious. Imagine the fat Gestapo.
A huge solution would be to ban fast food and those fake processed foods like the cheese in a can shit. People can't help themselves around salt and sugar. I know I can't.
>>681958954
They should be forced to run on treadmills or bicycles that power the camp.
If they can't produce enough power to keep the lights on, the fattest will be melted down and their fat will be rendered to make candles.
Either way, the lights stay on at the fat camp.
They're hard to kidnap and can knock skinny bitches the fuck out.
>>681959321
fati
>>681954278
If you're a girl and have have a strong pear shape, more fat is beneficial to metabolic health.
>>681958954
Is it though? I mean, why shouldn't it be ok to punish people who are too damn lazy to take care of their body and stay healthy? And who then expect society to supply them with medical care and special facilitates.
I'm munching down a New York Pizza right now. Which is seriously bad for me. But that's fine because I'll be burning it off in the gym tomorrow. You do the crime, you have to do the time. That's how it works.
>>681959673
Keep telling yourself that porky..
>>681959704
Dude, settle down. You can eat a pizza without having to justify it because #privilege.
>>681956665
>dat Rhino
Goddamn sexy guns.
>>681956077
When I was a kid I was fucking obsessed with this concept. I was skinny as fuck (now ripped) and I wanted to become extremely obese, go to the top of mount Kilimanjaro, and roll down.
>>681956929
Why NOT accept it? Life is so goddamn fragile and ultimately pointless that there's really no fucking point in working particularly hard.
>Quite possible I'm just lazy and looking for an excuse to be a fat fuck
People let you ride shotgun more often
>>681959772
Actually I'm a ripped guy. Gym at 6 am 6 days/week. Never been fat, but been working out since I was 13.
You'll always sit down to pee.
>>681954278
Easy to spot
Hard to kidnapp
Super funny when dead close friends and fam would struggle with coffin
Always someone to blame smelly farts on
Always get dinner scraps coz ya no u fat
Buys 2 seats in movies or on plane supporting jobs
Funny waddle
This is more an advantage for me than it is for them. But still.
>>681960741
No one asked faggot
>>681960741
Cheers to that mate, good to stay healthy!
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>>681960873
U jelly skinnyfat bitch?
>>681960975
Thanks man
>>681954278
You can walk down the streets at 3 am in the hood naked and won't get raped.
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>>681959202
A lot of people who are fat were raised to be fat. Any obese person who has kids will have fat children as well. There are people who actually think fast food is good for them and choose to be ignorant of anything healthy having any bemifits. I found that when a fat kid gets sent to a fat camp, they sneak in food and shit or their parents load them up. They should be forced to take classes on how your body works, how to keep it healthy, how to cut out fast food and cravings by incorporating the right vitamins, ect. Then they can go home and actually use that knowledge, rather than going home and getting fat again.
Basically fat camps don't work well because they'll just go home and get fat again
>>681955228
underated post
>>681954278
You appear at least 10% funnier to people.
fat people are based
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>>681959704
Replied to the wrong person
>>681961513
That's why we need to stop fat people from having kids.
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>>681954986
Bullshit, I'm in HVAC engineer (office air conditioning ) and the fat ducks in my building are always cold. It's because they have shit circulation. By comparison their tiny heart, enlarged as it is, just can't keep up.
>>681956311
spotted the fatass
>>681955959
Fat people have thin hair, try again
>>681957699
holy shit
im in love/10
>>681955339
this
>>681956311
Fat people are easy to beat up, they just get tired and fall over and can't get up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FguXuJOiEk0
>>681960055
that is the best thing ive read all week
being tased hurts less
You can't get fat.
Die faster
Collary: Name one advantage of being skinny.
Protip: Unless you're as physically active as a normal athlete, you can't.
>>681957025
underrated post
Dying earlier
having your own orbit ?
>>681962497
not having a clogged heart from fat
being able to wipe u own ass being able to walk being attractive having sex
>>681962497
fatass spotted
either get skinny or kys
>>681956311
I can see my toes, stay mad.
>>681956311
>Being thin does not necessarily make you healthier, stronger or more athletic. Only thin football players are the field goal kickers.
Sure. Different roles, different needs.
>Fat people in general are funnier and have a better personality because they haven't always had it easy.
I don't know where you're getting that. And anyway lots of cases of people having it hard don't end up in a better sense of humor.
>Ever try bearing a fat guy in a fight.
In most cases I think that knowing how to fight beats weight.
>Stronger! Bigger muscles from moving more mass.
But that is relative- for anything other than bench presssing, you will still have to move more mass, so you get the same (if less) of an effect.
>Don't look like pussies.
>Don't look like gay twinks.
What
>Spend more time educating and informing themselves. Developing skills and ideas. Not wasting hours every week at the gym.
Not being fat =/= going to the gym.
>>681958281
topkek sir
this is now a fat hate thread
>>681962497
There are so many advantages to being healthy I can't/wont even list then because it would take too long. Good bate though
Guys, maybe don't just hate people for being fat? It's not so easy, but most of us are trying to become thin and more healthy. 99% of fat people know its wrong. Just please don't believe that all of us goes around and are proud of being fat, we are not.
I was at the basket ball park some hours ago and played ball for like 2 hours in the rain, why the rain you ask ? So people don't have to see this mess of a 200kg fat boy running 5 meter to the ball and trying to shoot the ball, I hit like 10% of my shots. Its fucking embarrassing.
But you know what? My feet don't hurt like they did 6 weeks ago, damn. I can go outside now and not worry about my fucking feet hurting after 10min. Thank you /b/ros for the hate, it helps.
>>681955883
Poor children
>>681954278
Dying quicker
>>681963503
ppl who silently try to get thin and dont demand privileges and right for being a burden to society rnt hated
>>681963429
>can't list advantages
>too obvious
>being this lazy
Well, list them fatty. That's right. At least the fat fucks give examples. Shilling for what's obvious isn't proper shilling.
>>681957709
This guy has it. Goal setting in general is super important. If you don't change your habits, how do you expect change to happen in your life?
And it's also not just about being a fatty, this applies to everything, because I know there are some uneducated poor fucks in this thread that are just making fun of fatties because they're self conscious about their shit job
>>681960046
the gun isn't the only rhino...
>>681962191
giggling way too hard at this
>>681955228
> if you can't beat them, eat 'em
>>681956311
>Being thin does not necessarily make you healthier, stronger or more athletic. Only thin football players are the field goal kickers.
What the fuck, yes, you are healthier skinny than you are fat. Sure, some fatties are healthier than some skinnies, but each individual is healthier without EXCESS fat. It is also easier to move when you have less useless weight on you, so yes, you're more athletic. The only thing you have is stronger. Carrying more weight daily will make you stronger. Oh, reviever, quarterbacks, running backs, tight ends, pretty much anyone that isn't on the line is thin. But if you want to bring the NFL into it, they actually put a limit on how much excess body fat lineman could pack on, because get this, 100+ lbs of excess body fat was killing them.
>Fat people in general are funnier and have a better personality because they haven't always had it easy.
They do tend to be better at comebacks because everyone makes fun of them their whole life, but that shit eats away at your soul, your personality, making you a shittier person, so wrong again.
>Ever try bearing a fat guy in a fight.
Yeah, they get winded after 3 punches and you can have a field day.
>Stronger! Bigger muscles from moving more mass.
Only thing with Amy truth. However, the amount of weight they can lift that isn't attached to their body is usually about the same. So whatever.
>Don't look like pussies.
Hahahaha, naw bro, you look like the biggest pussies.
>Don't look like gay twinks.
No, just gay bears/otters. Your size doesn't make you look gay, it's that mlp fedora.
>Spend more time educating and informing themselves. Developing skills and ideas. Not wasting hours every week at the gym.
No fat ass, if you were actually developing skills, you wouldn't be fat. You don't have to go to the gym. But don't pretend like you practice with that katana everyday. Also, healthy body = healthy mind. That wheezing keeps oxygen from getting to your brain.
Fat people survive car accidents better
>>681963503
Good job Anon
It's tough, but if you're willing to put in the work I know you can do it
>>681955883
Why are those things allowed to have children?
>>681964428
>uses bait picture
>falls for bait
Cushions punches.
>>681957699
Chun-Li is that you?
>>681956311
T-This HAS to be a trollpost...
>>681963503
>tells us to stop hating fat people
>thanks us for the hate
>>681962497
It's easier to buy clothes
>>681963503
m8 it's like that with any group, the loudest are the more representative. Keep up the work, and congrats on getting to where you are now, Fuck the faggots that just complain and dont do shit, you're better than them.
>>681956929
>you could be an alpha
>>681954278
once i saw a really fat guy in the train. it was a long trip so ppl like to relax or sleep.
im very thin and i have problems finding a good position to relax in a train.
but this guy just laid his head on his neck. so easy. i was so jealous for this moment.
real story
>>681965164
Sometimes its entertaining to argue with bait. Otherwise I would stop coming here completely.
Can't be kidnapped
Fat resist change in temperature; fat people don't get cold is easy nor do they get overheated as easy!
>>681965721
Do fat people really ride around town in those? They should do some street racing events
>>681954278
You'll be the last to starve to death
>>681961495
You are what you eat I guess.
>>681954278
You can apply for Jobs others can't such as a professional paper weight , a human bouncy castle for hire at kids parties or you could even be a steamroller.
>>681966666
checked hail satan
>>681966666
Checkem
>>681966666
checked and keked
>>681954278
Harder to kidnap
>>681966666
Lmfao
>>681966945
>implying someone would want that
>>681954278
No one will ever rape you.
>>681967054
>implying he didn't mean that
You stay warm.
And also fat people can usually beat the shit out of a thin person. Even if they don't work out
>>681960329
that is because you have to give reason to life yourself.
you have no self worth and self respect and try to justfiy being a degenerate fatass by being a nihilistic fuck.
let's look at it simple:
in some way you exist, so life can't be that pointless if you ponder about being right or wrong about it.
the answer lies in the question:
get your fat ass up and start doing something.
In the winter you can hibernate and save money.
>>681964673
fact
>>681962022
:'(
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>>681966137
^^^
Agree
