Is this normal /b/ros?
I have a strange fetish.
Im sexually aroused by halfing things. This sounds like a troll I know but I found it out while working at a warehouse.
To explain, I get shivers down my spine when Im lifting say a 40-50kg box and then I empty it and feel the difference. I legitimately get horny to the point where I encorporate it into my at home masturbation routine. anyone else have this fetish?
>>681811775
WHAT
>>681811876
Its hard to explain but you know when you have a box and its kinda heavy and you get that relief as you empty the insides and it gets lighter? It legit turns me on and sends shivers down my spine. I was wondering if this was a common thing.
>>681811775
>masturbation routine
do tell.
>>681812029
So do you ever drive around and look down at your fuel gauge and see it sitting at the half mark and think fuck I gotta fuck something.
>>681812121
its a bit personal but I have a leather audio technica case and I hold it up in the air while i masturbate and take coins out of it until it gets roughly half in weight then I put the coins back in and repeat, its pleasurable to me.
>>681812260
It has been getting that way but its mainly halfing things in weight.
It has gotten to the point where I have immense accuracy guessing when something is halfed in weight, liek a cool super power
>>681812784
>Immense accuracy guessing when something has halfed in weight.
>cool super power
my sides
>>681811775
our own tile faggot!
>>681813202
what? im not gay at all its just a fetish for me i was wondering if anyone else gets this turnon?
>>681811775
Provide proof as well op with timestamp.
>>681813357
proof of what? a pencil case? im not sure what im prooving to you sorry :/
>>681813467
>leather audio technica case and I hold it up in the air while i masturbate and take coins out of it until it gets roughly half in weight then I put the coins back in and repeat
>>681811775
For me it's doubling things
>>681813843
when i try doubling it doesnt worrk but then halfing what i double does it for me again. im glad im not the only one
this is some fucking secret gold fuck me OP, you're fucked in the head
>>681811775
Does this give you an orgasm?
1=1/2+1/2
1=1/2+1/4+1/4
1=1/2+1/4+1/8+1/8
1=1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/16
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1=1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/32+1/64+1/128+...
>>681813322
im not sure what you mean at all, but consider your double dubs chekd'
>>681814314
Again no, its only weight though thats the closest thing I have seen that made me shiver with utter delight
Sounds like you have a mental disorder OP. Most likely Obsessive Compulsive Disorder from the sound of it
This is odd as shit OP. Is this with any weight, say do you you spunk when having a drink of water and you get it to half way?
>>681814505
Well, it makes me want to orgasm. Watching Fourier series converge (or any sequence of convergents) is orgasmic too.
>>681814624
im not obsessed over it that much its just a turnon, just like porn is for people. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy to endulge with some normal sex but halfing is what i do to aid the experience if you will
>>681814764
its only things that are 9kg or greater i notice
>>681814882
aha, that is weird but im not much to talk ha
When you drink a glass of water do you drink half of the water or do you drink the amount of water needed to half its weight? considering the weight of the glass
>>681815010
How did you.. how the fuck did you find this out?
Im genuinly fucking curious.
>>681815399
it depends if im using my jug or a glass if a glass i can just drink normally if im feeling a bit riskay ill drink from a jug. then i chug it from full to half. or pour it in to 4 glasses.
>>681815399
nice dubs
>>681815414
He weighed everything very carefully.
>>681815414
i used some weight disks from my barbell and used them on a weighing scale when i was bored.
>>681811775
>half things
My fuckin sides Op
>>681815796
i dont know what about it is fun but i guess thats cool if you are having fun. does nobody else get me?!! it feels nice to empty boxes or what have you and feel the difference
>>681815865
because i was bored and had nothing to do, i wanted to know the ins and outs of this random fetish it started 4 years ago a little when i worked at a harbor. i just wanted to delve into it more.
>>681811775
>>681816004
Have you ever fapped to the thought of halving the contents of a box?
>>681811775
you're an amoeba dude you were born to divide
>>681816211
only three times i think when my internet is down, one time i couldnt just think of the feeling so had to hold a barbell while making weight drop off the end of it
>>681811775
Out of lurking for a post. OP, seek help man. This is one for the books.
>>681816458
I'm so proud of your dedication.
>>681816529
do you think so? im not sure if its necessary i have all my facalties and such its just an enhanced feeling of satisfaction/sexualness
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>>681816458
This thread is actually fucking hillarious.
>>681816711
Yeah dude. This is an outlier. Even for the ass end of the internet.
>>681817038
its not destructive though, people dont talk to psycaitrists for butt plags.
>>681817122
>butt plags
Someone screencap this shit please
MY SIDES
I havent seen a fetish this weird since tile guy.
>>681817455
This.
Also nice dubs
>>681817122
I understand buddy. But you gotta see where we're coming from. This is just south of that guy who got off on floor tile/geometric patterns.
>>681811775
If a girl was riding you then got chopped in half, how hard would you bust?
>>681817455
A bit embarrising, please do not.
I was looking for an outlet to see and i see that a few people hav unique fetish as myself. i dont want to be branded a freak. Actually im ok with it because it means i can enjoy life when i go shopping it becomes a hastle.
>>681817609
Just south? I think this is on par.
>>681811775
Your actual oist number was >>1363623550
Did you cum from that?
>>681817609
I dont know if thats a hastle really to warrent seing a doctor about, how would i even explain.
Replying to be part of a legend in the making
>>681817915
no, i dont cum from that i need to masturbate while invisioning or physically halfing something in weight.
Fap to this
>>681818081
So it's really more of a shrink fetish about diminishing weight, not really much to do with 1/2 at all?
>>681817784
>shopping becomes a hastle
explain?
>>681818087
Half life Rule 34, best I can do.
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>>681817662
This should be the ultimate orgasm then
>>681818223
yes and no, it gets better and better the more something is diminished but when it reaches half its the pinnacle of the experience for me.
>>681818298
Generations to come shall honour this thread by copy pasta`ing in Best Of 4chan threads when we're all 6 feet under
>>681818407
Good news is, Rule 34 and 35 suggest that porn of a girl and one of those rotary meat slicers from Arby's is out there somewhere.
Incorporate it into real life, OP. Fuck a chick till about halfway to nutting, empty her insides out, and fuck the meatbag that'll be so nice and light for you (:
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>>681818445
This thread needs to see that fucking cat one more time.
>>681818258
well, sometimes i enjoy walking to the store to get some fresh air and when i bring back shoping i have to stop and almost curl half of the shopping bags im carrying then i can go on. i do this a few times before i get home its the only thing OCD like about this.
>>681813991
Sometimes I half things first to double them later. Huge turn on if I know I am the reason why they need to be doubled and they're begging "double me master, I feel like nothing" and I'll give it to them and sometimes I double them some time later again
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>>681818827
>Sometimes I half things first to double them later
Dude, that's cheating.
>>681818748
what the fuck, i can just imagine op walking back from the store and people are watching him bicep curl spuds
KEK, SCREENCAP THIS NOW
and include me
>>681811775
OP don't worry I have something similar.
I love bricky shapes, the best are 2:1:1 cuboids. Like rectangle but 3D.
When I walk along the town I see bricks and stuff, I always get aroused and need to steal them.
My biggest treasure are little centimeter-sized metal cuboids, perfect in shape. I masturbate with them a lot.
I have stolen numerous bricks, the best of which are perfect white bricks.
>>681818827
i knew it wouldnt be long before being mocked first tom and jerry (which i fucking hate) now this. unless your being legit please stop
>yeah baby, it would get me so hard if you just like, halved you're weight., please come to the gym with me
You're an obscure man OP
>>681817975
It's up to you. As long as it doesn't effect your work/personal life and become an obsession you should be okay. But I highly recommend NOT mentioning this "issue" to a significant other.
>>681819115
Actually my favorite boxes to half at work are cartons of grapefruit juice because of their boxy shape so i can get what you are saying there
Love you OP. Godspeed, gentle made-up-but-entertaining pervert.
>>681819287
OH FFS THIS IS TOO GOOD WHY GRAPEFRUIT IN PARTICULAR WTF LMAO
>>681818827
>double me master I feel like nothing
Holy fuckin shit, OP
>>681819287
Cool man, cool.
Juice boxes don't really do anything to me because they're not perfect cuboids.
They have seams and stuff and occassionally have even openings which stick out and that ruins the whole thing.
>>681811775
It's probably because you have half the regular amount of chromosomes
don't go over board OP, we love you.
>>68181929
im not a pervert or "made up" but thanks and i hate tom and jerry please stop
>>681819132
>first tom and jerry (which i fucking hate
Lurk moar.
>>681818827
To make things clear, I have a huge fetish for sugar, salt, flour or whatever comes in sugar-like appearance. I have a cup with a scale on it's outside telling me inside is 1 liter, 1/2 liter, 1/4 liter etc, the 1/2 mark almost disappeared from rubbing my dick against it, sometimes I take 3 hours to add sugar to my cup till it's EXACTLY at 1/2 with a plain surface
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>>681819506
That wasnt me, im OP i have only imagined the boxes talking once but doesnt turn me on as much
>>681819132
>I get hard by doubling weights
Keep it in /fit/ my man
>>681812379
>posting in epic bread.
Post pics.
>>681819596
Did I here you say that you need to see that fucking cat one more time???
im confused as to what you want pics of
OP you should probably get that checked out before you start chopping up women
I once got drunk and stole heaps of solar lights from peoples houses, I was heaps aroused. So I did it again and again. Now I get off on stealing solar lights.
>>681818827
Protip: when you double things first you have more to devide later on.
Imagine all the little parts falling of a huge overfilled box
>>681820189
OP here -- I want pics of girders and Tom. I don't know who that moron is who is pretending to be and saying he does not want Tom and Jerry.
>>681820211
no im not chopping up people its specifically boxes and containers and things, especially juice cartons
>>681820449
whatever i dont care anymore im over what happened when i was a kid i over reacted post t and j to your hearts content but try and stay on topic.
The new topic of this thread is variations on the "If I see that fucking cat one more time..." meme.
Please try and stay on topic.
Someone screencap this fucking thread
timestamp of date and my case i use for coins
>>681820806
cats aside, this.
>>681820884
why is that case so wet looking OP?
>>681821009
i dropped it in a bowl of milk once and now its waxy
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>>681821092
i dont care anymore, the only reason why i flipped before is because it reminded me of what my family did when i watched the tom and jerry movie and swore when i relised jerry and tom talked
>have threesome with 300lb chick and 150lb chick
>cum over 9000 buckets
>>681821091
>I dropped it in my cum jar once and noe it's waxy
FTFY
>>681821315
its not cum, its a bowl of milk from my lucky charms once
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>>681820260
Oh, I also once swapped all the solar lights from two houses across from each other. They haven't notices yet
>>681821447
it didnt wash off when i rubbed it
>>681821091
Was the bowl half full?
>>681821091
>bowl of milk
Who has bowls of milk lying around wtf
>>681815010
So what, you put 18kg of coins in your headphones case, and then gradually remove 9kg of them? That seems like a lot of coins dude.
How do you feel about the fact that htler got just one nut?
This is the funniest thread I have seen in quite a while
Op shine on. Shine on.
10 lbs of pennies
>>681821554
No i cant remember it had cerial in it
>>681821560
It had some lucky charms from a few nights ago
>>681821590
with the coins i can get off with less weight because i hold it to the side.
I lurv you OP.
And 5 lbs of pennies
OP is it stuff like this that arouses you? Imagining going through the pennies and guessing how much they weigh?
Derek the double guy here: sometimes I "sexual harass" women without their knowledge. Example: I'm at burger king, order a whopper menue and two cheeseburgers. What the doesn't know: I'm getting food for me AND a friend, so if she asks me if I want something else beneath what I already ordered,orderedm like "oh I forgot my buddy's coming over, you know what? Double the order" then I pay, ask if she could keep an eye on my food while I have to see the toilet and fap as hell.
>>681821285
Oh God, yea toss the fat chick aside as you are about to orgasm for the full effect.
>>681819588
fucking lost
>>681811775
Does that mean it turns you on when you take half a shit, shove it back in then empty half of your anus again?
this is the case when its at about half where i begin to re-fill for full contrast
>>681822307
no, only when lifting with my hands and arms. Boxes or containers. not fat chicks. to get off while having sex i would need to hold a box or something but i dont let them know so i just do it normal way
>>681821892
So you use the mechanical advantage from the length of your arm to make it seem heavier? I wonder if it's a neurological thing, like you take pleasure not really in halving weights, but really from recruiting fewer muscle groups to perform a repetitive motion or action.
>>681811775
Do you get off to halving things at an atomic level?
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfLvaSWdyo
>>681822511
i never thought of that before but i get more enjoyment with more weight
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>>681822485
What if you were fucking and had a jug of grapefruit juice you slowly poured out on her? Would be intense, no?
>>681822881
This is actually very interesting. Do you feel that doing it changes your perception of things? Like, when you halve the weight and lift the thing again, do you simply take pleasure from the action of lifting, or do you actually perceive things around you as more arousing?
>>681823072
the sensation of the sex with the decreased weight would probably make it better for me
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>>681823131
i love lifting it, halfing it, lifting again and then repeating
>>681821944
In addition: eating at subway isn't that hot. They ask everyone if they want to double it like filthy whores
someone please quick screencap this before 404, this is best of 4chan gold. The halfing guy
>>681823344
dub dubs check'd
>>681822959
pour some coins on a bitch
>>681823279
>>681823344
already on /r/4chan
>>681821091
>>681820884
WAS THE MILK SALTY, AT ALL. IN ANY WAY?
>>681823499
i doubt a girl will let me, its a bit odd i managed to get around it by lifting one girl off the ground and gradually pulling her closer until the weight was less intense, thats how i do it without seeming weird.
>>681823689
no, semi skimmed
Hmm. I don't k ow, maybe you knocked a box over during a wank session when you were very young and associated getting off with a half full box?
Inb4 short penis jokes in relation to a half full box.
Isn't there supposed to be an anime villain or something with a halving kink/ability? Like some kind of one piece devil fruit?
What the fuck is going on in here
>>681816529
OP isn't harming anyone or making daily blog posts about his special snowflake sexuality / deviance. Why bother?
>>681823833
my penis is about average and no, i noticed it when i lifted a really heavy box, 60-70kg then decided to empty it, it was potatoes or something and when i got rid of half the stock it just made me feel good
>>681824065
Have you ever thought about halving your penis?
>>681823969
fucking hillarous shit, serioustly read the post before 404
Please screencap this it's the new title fetish, the half box fetish kek
>>681824164
no because that would probably hurt and also its only weight not visual halfing. though visual halfing in some instances works for me. especially pie charts
>>681824343
>especially pie charts
this work for you op?
>>681824343
>probably hurt
idk bro might not be that bad
>>681823594
Fucking pathetic redditards.
>>681825049
sorry it will hurt but id rather stay with the boxes at work aha.
>>681824343
Can I get you off to my stuff now?
>>681824343
If you had a choice between fucking a hot slut or going into a room full of boxes with different stuff in them and you could do what ever you wanted. What would you choose?
>>681823594
can you mention why you dont like tom and jerry again? we kind of breezed by that one.
this guy
>>681825490
in short my dad kicked my chest because i said "fuck jerry just talked" while watching tom and jerry movie with the girl where they talk no biggie
Where the hell is the Tile Fucker when you need him?
>>681825640
>my dad kicked me in the chest
>no biggie
my sides are literally trancending reality, is this your dad op?
>>681825640
Have you been diagnosed with any mental health issues? Just curious.
>>681825640
OP answer this >>681825440
srsly... i was in tears only after the first few posts
top fucking thread
To any reddit fags lurking this thread: go kill yourself.
>>681823945
the guy from highschool dxd?
Geez op. I'm getting flashbacks to tile fucker.
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>>681823833
A healthy number of gets
>>681825845
Nope none at all
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>>681825440
Legit tough choice if she was 8/10 or more the slut if not the boxes. and thats the truth.
>>681811775
Tumblrs got some work to do. LBGTQH
>Equal rights for a halfers
>>681826145
people keep talking about this tile guy, what did he do? aside from have a fetish most people do not, we are all individuals with quirks. im sure im not teh only one with this. im sure you can relate
>>681826384
What if she was 1/10 but you got to throw coins at her?
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>>681811775
I was at the gym today and I was stepping up onto a bench with 20lbs weights. I got tired and decided to do it with no weights and it felt like I was walking on air. I can kinda see how the sensation turns you on. Its like how people like the feeling of adrenaline. But you REALLY like it
>>681826568
very funny, no 1/10 i would not do. better off masturbating
>>681826635
exactly i think its that feeling but enhanced, my maximum sensation is probably halfing from 100lbs
>>681821285
OP DO THIS! It would be halting on your cock and hips, the fullest pleasure there is.
>inb4 100lb and 200lb girl
>>681826833
>100lbs
>gets kicked in the chest at young age
are you a beast op?
Posting in epic sliced bread
>>681826876
im not sure how i would set that up as the transition has to be somewhat gradual and the logistics are confusing
>>681826705
What if she would hold your coin case and let you do your shit while fucking her? She would be horrible 1/10.
>>681826896
no just warehouse worker.
>>681811775
Does zeno's paradox give you infinite pleasure?
>>681827032
again, 1/10 is pointless i would rather masturbate with the coin case
>>681826973
Sliced in half, to be precise.
screencaps plox
>>681827116
i recearched that for hours when finding anyone with my fetish online, it makes no sense at all. you can outrun a turtle so its not a paradox
>>681827267
>you can outrun a turtle so its not a paradox
i love how dry this guy is
>>681827267
Yeah, but what I mean is if you take half the weight out again is that a turn on? And then half again and so on.
>>681826997
I'll green text it for you op
>have 150lb girl bouncing on your dick reverse cowgirl
>suspend 300 pounder right above where you and the skinny chick are fucking
>youd have to find a way to angle her fat body and your dick perfectly for the drop. Maybe lasers?
>When your about to cum, punch the blonde skinny girl in the back of the head, push her off your dick. Then pull a string that makes the heffer drop and you immiedietly cum in fatties puss when she slams on your hips like a car accident.
>you just came from halfing OP
Tell me somebody made the thread thing for this.
>>681827701
it sounds pleasurable but it wouldnt happen, how does the laser thing work
>>681826491
I'm not saying I hate the guy, it's just that both of these fetishes are extremely out there.
>>681827851
fair enough, sorry for shouting
>>681827839
He's talking about using it as a tool for alignment.
Do you ever let go of your coin purse entirely for sensory overload?
Watering my tree is the best i fill the can up all the way and extend my arm the gradual weight change is great especially at round about half way
>>681828203
if i drop it from half way its good
>>681828235
> watering my tree
>then i get this captcha
fuck me this is the best threat ever
>>681827701
Well that's doubling. He'd have to start with the 300lb chick and transition to the 150lb chick in order for it to be halfing.
Start lifting weights then. Do a 100kg bench press and then do a 50. I got you
>>68182823
just so you know, you dont need to water a tree
>>681828406
exactly
>>681828406
He likes adding the weight back too to feel the difference. It's really not that complicated they just take turns riding him. I think OP would die of euphoria
this thread..
>>681828760
thats what im aiming for, im at about 75 kg now but only 1 or 2 reps.
>>681828944
maybe, i may save up and go amsterdam do do that
>>681828235
is that a fucking turd op
I went to look and it is, im not sure what from though my dog died 2 years ago
>>681829559
dubs says you half the turd
>>681829099
If you get some prostitutes they'll probably let you drop grapefruits on them too. Win win
>>681829099
You need pulleys and lasers for maximum halfing. Even if their Swedish, nigger.
>>681829659
its just the cartons of the juice. Apple juice works as well
>>681829763
Ok man drop cartons of juice on em, whatever floats your boat
Anyone else get aroused by the sound of a usp-s headshot in csgo?
>>681829863
you dont understand its not dropping them its moving them to a seperate container, i dont want to hurt anyone
>>681829964
This is a peaceful fetish!
>>681830011
Dubs confirm.
>>681830121
Double dubs. Excuse you.
>>681829015
I believe in you OP!
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>>681830198
OP here, im going to bed - I have work tommorow im not sure if anyone wants to talk about it tommorow or not. Have a nice evening all and thanks to those that showed support and had a good time :)
best thread i've seen in forever. thanks OP.
>>681830739
aww, don't jizz to much at work OP i know I would love to hear from you again!
also someone please collab the best bits b4 404 which im sure is imminent
>>681817455
on it
>>681831113
you beast
Never change.
This is like the thread that one guy was turned on by tile
Best fetish of 2016
bump so people can screencap
u made me spit my drink out with laughter LOL
>>681812379
Sounds hot, will try and report back
>>681816458
>only three times
>>681814314
Gotta admit, it kind of did. Especially the ripples right at the center.
bemp
404 plz never come
