Magic 8ball thread. There exists no better way to make life choices.
Posts ending in:
1)Guaranteed.
2)Very Likely.
3)probable.
4)possible.
5)Unlikely.
6)Very unlikely.
7)Impossible.
8)You're asking the wrong question.
9)You're fucked either way.
0)Roll again. Can't ask the same question twice.
Dubs: (Refer to 1-0) You now have Herpes Simplex 1 in and around your cock/clam.
Trips: (Refer to 1-0) Good fortune awaits.
Quads: (Blue:1-5, Red:6-0) Bill Cosby will visit you in your dreams. You take the blue pill, you wake up and live your insignificant life. Take the red pill, and he'll show you how deep your asshole goes.
Quints: (refer to 1-9) Leave 4chan forever.
Am i a nigger?
>>681755248
Roll
>>681755248
will i get the work visa i've been waiting for?
Would I go out with that girl?
Should I pursue muscles
Will my girlfriend ever be able to take me balls deep without crying and asking to stop?
>>681755521
You should have asked: Do I have terrible reading comprehension?
Should i break my shoulder?
Is OP a fag?
will the greatness come soon?
Will Abbs get with me?
>does she like me back
Fri)02
Does she like me?
Am I wasting my time chasing men?
>>681755786
>>> :/
>>681755685
Wouldn't you like to know, mooseclit.
Fuck me
>>681755248
Am I a fagget?
>>681755248
Is my dealer going to come through tonight?
>>681755248
Sauce on gif
is head imminent?
>>681755921
HAHAHA
Is Josh my soul mate? I'm pretty sure
>>681755248
Dubs?
Is my PC futureproof?
Rollerino
Should I keep studying or just show up for my final tomorrow and hope for the best?
rolllllllio
Should I finish college?
Anal or naw?
>>681755248
Join FARC
>>681755248
>>681755248
Am I gonna trip at all tonight?
>>681756129
...Fuck
Should i quit my job
>>681756129
HA!
>>681756129
Tough break, kid. You could always sell meth.
>>681756129
Lmao tru that
Will my girlfriend leave me for that dude in her class?
Yes?
Should I kill myself
>>681755248
Will i get a girlfriend this year?
>>681756240
Reroll. Fuck the rules
Should i keep working at my job?
>>681755248
I'll pass if i study?
>>681756178
become a drug dealer/henchmen for some kinpin
Will I get sleep tonight
>>681756325
/b/ confirms my bias, i just hope she isn't a slut.
is she interested
>>681755248
I'll pass?
>>681755248
am i a millionaire?
Did she cheat on me?
Will I ever be confident enough to be wth her?
>>681756370
Will i get a girlfriend within 12 months?
Am I pregnant?
>>681755248
I'll go to college?
>>681756536
really?
Does god exist?
>>681755248
Can i have HM?
>>681756563
I dont believe you
should i break up with her?
>>681755248
Will she leave me?
Should I start fucking Mexican qt?
>>681755248
will i ever get a girlfriend within the next year?
>>681755248
Will I fuck Rebecca?
>>681755248
Will I get sauce on pic?
Will I be with her?
>>681756487
Don't fuck with the 8ball, Apecock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7CKWxqhtw
will my sickness ever go away?
Will it be all good?
>>681756687
Fuck you, 8 ball.
Is she interested in me?
Will I be happy in life?
Will I have sex in the next decade?
>>681755248
Will I fuck a stranger this week
Is there still a chance?
>>681755248
Are her nudes actually on this site?
>>681755248
Will I date Trena?
Will I be alright?
Am I on the road to ruin?
>>681755248
Will I move to Hawaii within 3 years?
>>681756921
Is the girl i likes nudes on this site?
Is ted cruz the zodiac killer?
Will it work ?
Is this shit real?
>>681756992
Have i ever seen them?
Should I avoid Mads entirely?
>>681757031
FKING TOP KEK
Will she love me?
>>681756876
Don't worry about it, it wouldn't have happened whether you rolled or not
>>681756992
Were they posted today?
Will tomorrow be my lucky day?
1,2,3?
I shit you not.. is she going to love me?
should i walk the pupper now and get some coffee?
is it true if youre not white
then youre pure trash?
>>681755248
Will my gf ever try anal.
Will America become great again?
>>681755248
Will I come up with an idea for the project?
>>681755248
Will i get gf this year? Be brutally honest
Will I be great in life?
>>681755527
better learn how to climb a wall
Hey, Alyssa. Do you love me?
Will I do good in life?
>>681757221
The real question is will it be with you?
>>681755248
Will i ever buy a private island?
will she say yes
>>681755248
should I continue to refrain?
Is it possible for me to achive great things?
Will abby go out with me?
>>681755248
Will I ever achieve my dream of living and working abroad?
Am I gonna get the job?
>>681757256
Odds are always against those who wish to be great.
I will be amazing person once
Is what i'm doing right?
>>681757221
With me
will i ever finish MGS portable ops?
Will we break up
>>681755248
Will I gain significant benefits from not fapping?
will i get diamond in the next 365 days
r
Should I never poop again in my whole entire life till I become one big poopie ball and then pop
Does she like me now?
>>681755248
Am i just being paranoid and obsessed?
Will my relationship be successful?
will i get platinum in the next two months
>>681757337
>>681757458
Sorry bro.
Will it be me?
roll for snip-
>>681755248
Will i ever be the better me?
>>681757556
How about just paranoid?
will i ever hit a fire hydrant?
will i get a good gpa
>>681755248
Does she actually like me? Should i even try?
>>681755248
That I will go to ja pan this summer.
can i fuck my spanish teacher tomorrow
are you fucking with me?
>>681757629
That's true wisdom
will i get to fuck her
Will i get a gf in the next month?
Fuck you, I will make her love me
Will Holly give me the succ tomorrow?
Is she worth?
>>681757569
Lost
You can have her
Should I kill myself?
Should I keep talking to her
Will I get 5k MMR in Dota 2 within the next year?
>>681757700
Uhhhh then what about a new pc.
>>681755248
Will someone give me sauce on OPs gif?
Should I stay with her?
>>681755248
fuck me, will i get the money to pay my bills this month?
>posting porn to help my chances
>>681756511
son you've got herpes and AIDS by now
>>681755248
should i go live in the forest and become a hermit?
>>681757777
Check'em Cosby
I will make things great again
Will she ask me out in the next couple of weeks?
>>681757506
Pyramid schemes are a blight upon society.
Will I fing love in this year?
I know im getting laid, will it be good?
>>681757777
rip asshole
>>681755671
they don't have to share the question, fuck face.
Does she hate me?
>>681757878
should i kill myself?
>>681755248
Is she really a fucking virgin? This ones important
Am I going to find love this year?
>>681757859
kek
>>681755248
Will I fuck Sara in the next couple of weeks?
>>681757777
Oh god rip
>>681757594
Can you not?? People are trying t-
>>681755248
So, about that job i was yesterday interviewed?
>>681755248
does she feel the same
>>681757997
I mean the girl i like damnit
will i work up the courage to blow my brains out within the next year
>>681755248
Gtx950?
>>681757997
Haha impossible
>>681755248
Gtx750ti?
>>681757981
do a backflip fag
Will my gf do anal soon??
>>681755248
should i end it
>>681758098
Will she stay faithful if i go after her and worship my aryan dick?
>>681757777
WASTED
>>681755248
>>681758158
Should i cosider low-rig? With low profile gtx750ti?
>>681755248
if i call her will she pick up
Am I ever going to find true love?
Will she ever love me again
>>681755248
So 950, eh?
Should i get back with my ex?
>>681755248
wil me and anon make it to destination.
>>681757777
will she fuq
[Insert my question here]
>>681755248
FUCK YOU Magik 8ball!
Should i 2133ram?
>>681755248
Will I get a BJ this weekend?
>>681758098
Will i ever find virgin waifu material?
Should i just give up and move away?
Faggolos ask me anything befour i go to sleep and do hor sex to my hot latina girlfried
Does she loved me the way I love her.
Will my gf fuck a guy while she is away for her study
>>681758410
Okay fine. Will I get my GED since I was a fuck up in High School?
>>681758520
Should i just give up on her?
Will Asian qt give me head this weekend?
Am i ready for another relationship 8ball the answers gonna make me feel
>>681758556
Probably because of your grammar.
>>681755248
is my dick small?
Should I stay with Corina?
Will I become a cop?
Is there any chance that she likes me and will break up with him?
>>681758619
Should i pursue another relationship you smartass 8ball? Am i emotionally ready?
In'roll
>>681755248
will she leave him for me?
>>681758410
Okay, seems I gotta ask a different question then. Will I make a life for myself soon?
>>681755248
Im honestly considering going to fight ISIS. Would I even make it to a militia if i tried?
Will I get thru the academy
Will I win a greencard next month?
>>681758619
If it's any consolation, we're all fucked eventually.
Will I move to China this year?
Will I get a job soon?
Should i just fucking stop?
>>681755248
Haven't read your shit I just need sauce
>>681758777
God fucking dammit.
WILL ANYTHING GOOD COME FROM MY LIFE?
>>681755248
Will I do prison time or get probation?
>>681758803
Why?
>>681755248
Is she worth waiting for?
>>681758870
Will I GO to China thoIs year?
>>681758997
Fuck this shit, I give up.
will i excel at my new job and finally become financially stable enough to unfuck my life?
>>681755248
Should i continue that youtube activity?
>>681755248
If I cheat on my girl, will she find out?
>>681755248
roll
Will I be with her?
>>681755248
You went through personal effort, so I'll roll.
>>681757968
Impossible. Just like your chances of not being cucked in your next relationship.
is there a future with me and her?
Is she right for me?
>>681755248
Will me and Courtney fuck?
Will she love me?
Am I getting
some tonight
Should I ask Jesse out?
Should I just get into porn?
will i ever git gud?
>>681759194
Fuck you,
>>681759270
Rrrrrrr
Will I pass all my classes
>>681755248
Should I cheat on my wife
is my gf pregnant ):
Give up?
>>681758101
RIP. Just keep one thing in mind: Having nothing to lose is one of the most freeing experiences you'll ever have. If you're beta to the point of suicide, imagine all the possibilities. Sky is the limit..
>>681759284
as a guy named jesse, yes...yes you should
>>681755248
WISKA
Guon?
>>681755248
Will I get the grades?
>>681759014
Nothing for me, no job, little prospect of getting a new one thats not burger flipping. few friends, no girls
Would rather go out doing something that matters rather than just offing myself here like a little bitch.
The big thing holding me back is the lack of a pipeline for recruits to get there, especially those without combat experience. I would most likely end up getting my organs harvested or getting a fancy orange jumpsuit and 15 min of internet fame.
Is That Girl into me?
Should I fuck Dan?
>>681759354
Should I study more and stop playing smash?
Will I fuck Joc?
Will my new hd show up in the mail this week?
Will we get back together?
Is she thinking about me?
alrite should I do what I think I should do?
>>681759525
Do you want me to fail?
Should i stop thinking about her?
should i make a move on that girl?
>>681755248
WIGWIISH
>>681759368
>You're asking the wrong question
Should I stay committed to my wife, but have freaky sex with a sugar-baby half my age on the side?
Will I ever see her again?
>>681759052
Now, imagine if you had as much faith in yourself as you did the magical 8-ball.
Pretty pls should i go to class today
>>681759707
Will she be ok
>>681759648
Does she love me?
will she say yes?
>>681755248
AIAGP
Does she like me
Go for it on the party Saturday?
>>681755248
will amber rayne come back to life
Do I have a shot
>>681759760
Roll
>>681759637
Oh so you are saying it's unlikely that I'd study more. Maybe I should stop playing so many video games and be serious. Thanks!
>>681755248
DIHAHWBAPOTL
>>681755248
am i going to fuck my hot coworker?
>>681755248
AYG
she love me ?
Will she ever have feelings for me
am I gonna fuck she?
Will she ever talk to me again?
Cmon 8 ball tell me
>>681755248
AITNBOH
>>681759929
im not sure how to take this answer
>>681755248
will i ever get a blumpkin
>>681755248
OK DITEOTAJ
can I do it?
She still worth it?
>>681760190
can I still get an A in the class?
WIBATWA?
>>681760056
The 8-ball might grant you good fortune and better insight if you shared your inner turmoil.
>>681760218
Is it still worth pursuing?
Will I fuck soon?
>>681760264
Do i love her?
>>681755248
ATH
>>681755248
CIMHH
Is she lying me about her pregnant test?
>>681756511
probably....you should post all the nudes as revenge
SITTH?
DIHCBITM
Will she love me?
Is someone going to accept me the way I´m and love me?
will i kill myself?
>>681759491
If youre an americunt i would advice you to travel to some european country, get a suit some way then make up some bullshit about your education and get yourself some managing job.
A simple american accent with some chutzpah gets you a long way.
Fighting ISIS, or whats left of it will not really help anyone, theyre bled out and the peshmerga is taking over terretories whilst theres a lot of daesh surrendering and deserting.
If you want to do something that matters, do some humanitarian work in south america or south sudan.
will i get my hands in poosy soon?
