Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIvdj2dwfxE
>>681755060
o hi
Yuno claimed
Nano
Ive been hurt once before by i synth
I cant be hurt again
Tsuyu
I want you to put that tounge to action
>claim
bestponi claimed
Rikka Claimed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeiqxNH3W0
>>681755060
>>681755016
Can that snack be you
>>681754766
i-i don't feel to well....i think i need to lay down...i hope you'll join me rikka, maybe we'll figure out what's going on, but...i need to rest!
>>>/f/3071333
>>681755060
Why? Literally the characters in Owari no Seraph do not change hardly at all. The writing was predictable.
It had potential though.
>Also, C.C claimed.
>>681755160
we're continuing this conversation
Oh look, it's waifu image dump thread #17,825!
this one
>>681755305
I can do that.
>>681755419
O i uh i, i guess
Not sure if I want to move on to NG+4 or help people with bosses
(Dks 3)
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>>681755555
Quints of truth.
Rumia claimed
Good evening, anons
>reclaim
>>681755615
You guess? I don't wanna be a bother..
>>681755555
Checked
>>681755555
behold! quints
>claimed
>>681755420
Aw im sorry Kagami, I shall go to bed with you <3 I will make sure you feel better in the morning. Good night my love.
>>681755555
>>681755555
Dont know what's more sad. The fact that you keep count, or that we've had that many.
Either way
>pic
>>681755555
>forgot to check
>>681755702
Good evening, Rumia anon, how are you?
still here
>>681755865
But Nano I love you
>>681755650
whatever makes you happy
>>681755864
th-thanks rikka, i'll look forward to it, it's not your fault!! good night, love you <3
>>681755577
P-please its my first time
N-not so rough
>>681755615
Nano i love you but were just too different
Man and machine were never meant to be together
Please dont hold it against me
>>681755928
Megumin! I'm doing well. Discord has also been pretty fun recently, and I picked up a couple of Tales games on sale.
How are you?
>>681755958
Awwww see we have another couple in here, between a robot and a frog. See anything truly can happen here in /waifu/
>>681756084
Love you too <33
>>681756140
>
>>681755958
i love u too froggo
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Heyo~
Morning everyone.
How's going?
>>681755555
By the way, for those who forgot: I got a million GET in one of these threads before.
Therefore, Cirno is already permanently taken!
>>681755947
Hi Tomo #26
Just lurking?
>>>/f/3071350
So who's waifu is in Hues v5.0? Mine checks out.
>>681756306
4chan software has no bugs, move along
>>681755290
nou
>>681756306
little bit distracted by cs go
>>681756381
Hues nazis have some sort of Touhou antipathy and are bad people, only allowing a handful of those extremely popular characters into their dumb flash which has not resulted in me being upset in the least.
>>681756299
kek, i remember that. I screencapped it too. Can't remember where though
>>681756140
What do you waaaaant me to dooooo
>>681756206
>:(
>>681756263
<3
>>681756299
>post mentioning Cirno
>99
Claiming. My company wants to promote me. I don't want a promotion, I want to quit.
>>681756581
Not even one grain of salt?
>>681756689
Take the promotion and then use your new power to wreck shit and then leave. Have fun.
>>681756161
Pretty tired, actually, insomnia decided to kick in tonight :/ Except for that, I'm pretty great! Howabout yourself?
>>681756290
Hello tsundere CPU~ How are you?
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>>681755305
>>681755321
>>681755346
>>681755362
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>>681755420
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>>681755650
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>>681755947
>>681756290
Welcome to my thread. I'm you're host, shinoa anon for this thread
>>681756796
Oh hello host...
>waits
Since this is basically an image dump thread anyway, I'll just post some Cirno pics for the fun of it.
>>681756618
>frog booty
o, i want donuts
>>681756689
Hi Mirai
Congrats, I guess they want to keep you?
Quitting is always fun though. You have your eyes set on greener pastures?
>>681756796
>>681756889
>9
BAKA
>>681755060
Hello darkness my old friend...
(Just came on)
>>681756689
>>681756890
Welcome to the thread
>>681756889
Please don't
>>681756796
Gracias amigo
>>681756796
hello
what does a host usually do in these threads?
>>681756904
>booty
>>681756991
calm down spike
>>681756796
Waddup, I am your host your smug host, as you can see this thread has no windows and no doors which gives you this chilling challenge...to find a way out!
>>681756263
As much as i want to believe you are i can never accept you as a human it goes against my every belief
>>681756618
I want you to take control
B-be my f-first
>>681756796
>no (you)
Senpai still doesnt notice me
QUESTION. (not of the thread, in fact about 30% as important)
What's your favorite breakfast food?
>grits
>>681756796
Thank you, Shinoa bro, here, have a (you)!
>>681756777
>shameless self check'd
>>681757014
And welcome my smug thug
>>681756777
Oh Hi Megumin~
Nice to see you again.
I'm doing okay thanks, you?
>>681756796
I miss the old waifu thread copypasta so I'll probably dump it tomorrow.
Keep the origin of it alive kek
>>681757133
b...but
>>681757143
>I'd say either pancakes or french toast
or
>breakfast skillets
>>681757033
blue > purple
>>681756772
Maybe one
>>681756777
That's rough... I hope sweet dreams find you soon, Megumin. Glad to hear that your in good spirits otherwise!
And, hehe, I'm still as good as when you asked a moment ago, but thanks <3
>>681756796
Thanks Smugs <3
>>681756857
It's like some kinda host club in here
>>681757133
>takes control
Okay we are going to disney world
>>681757143
eggs
>>681757196
1lewd*
>>681756777
Nicely done
>>681757237
>thuggery and smuggery
>>681757196
>>681757286
they go well together
>>681757143
Corn Flakes
>>681756796
Well hello Shinoa!
>>681757286
I can't deny I have infinitely more Rumia/Cirno pics than Rumia/Shinoa pics.
That amount being 'none' since I never get into the group pics... ;_;
my god, no mention of Holo or Asuna
unsure if the circlejerk is finally over or not
>>681757361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVwXa4MnJDs
>>681757250
That image shows me you truly are a robot because you couldnt solve the captcha
Maybe in another life we could be lovers just not this one
>>681757325
DISNEYLAND theres no anime there
You better think of something better
>>681757143
Waffles with the family
>>681757415
Have a bikini party instead of lewds~
>>681757372
can't tell if pain or pleasure
>>681757415
>aaaaaa
>>681757143
I don't eat breakfast.
>>681757111
TRIPS
Going to bed now. Later everyone
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>681757537
Because Cirno a best
A BEST
>>681757598
Circling jerking?
in MY hugbox?
>>681756772
neverheldajob/10
>>681756959
Hello my favorite meat-eater
Well, I'm actually a multidepartmental manager, but they want me to be a floating manager (more money but I have to travel). I just don't want to work for the company any more. But the money forces me to.
>>681757033
Arigato, my dear Shinoa.
>>681757701
Going to my bed where ill fuck you senseless.
>not here tho
>>681757608
hi RK
>>681757143
coffee
>>681757248
That's good to hear! I'm tired but happy nonetheless
>>681757310
That's good to hear :) Just happy everyone is doing ok
>>681757372
Next trips will be satanic
>god I'm tired
>>681757816
But milk is a part of a balanced breakfast
> Hi Heather
>>681757796
:(
>>681757807
<3
>>681756857
No need to wait. Have fun! Converse with others!!
>>681756991
Off by 8
>>681757035
You're welcome
>>681757041
We simply bake and let others enjoy is all as hosts
>>681757111
Your trips can't save you from leaving the thread
>>681757133
Dubs say I did
>>681757143
Hash brown's
>>681757224
Thank but that is karen's thing, I ask for smug as payment
>>681757286
We all have opinions and different taste
>>681757310
You're most welcome
>>681757372
Drinking, smoking, smuggin and thuggin it
>>681757494
Hello jenny
>>681757851
You're welcome
A A
A
B E S T
E
S
T
>>681757701
B...BUT
>>681757851
Shit, floating manager sucks. I would hate that job.
You have something else in mind? Manager is a good start, you probably have some good options.
>>681758044
Does this qualify as smug?
>>681757873
ohai n|ano|n
>>681758044
What about these quads??
>>681758015
I still get my daily milk in at a different time.
>>681757807
Rory cant feel pain
>>681758044
Im the smuggest rapper to ever hold a cordless, patrolling corners, looking for shitters to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
>>681758203
Not really a shit-eating grin
>>681758245
>1 off from dubs
>>681757944
Glad to hear that~
I'm actually not even lurking anymore at night, who's still alive from the old threads?
If you know obviously~
>>681758022
I guess lewds are for the best then~
>>681758203
Nah, Megumin just looks annoyed there.
Smugs are... hm... they look like they want you to pay attention to them.
>>681757796
Thats even more lewd than naked pics
>>681757855
As long as i can call you mommy
>>681758044
Your dubs say your correct
>>681758161
I cant let you be the exception thats how the communists win
And its better dead than red
>>681758022
>tfw no bikini
hopfully this is good enough
>>681758362
>raising eyebrows
>>681758204
ehee
>>681757285
What's a breakfast skillet?
>>681757361
Great choice. Eggs are great.
How do you make an egg roll?
...you push it.
>>681757494
Literal sawdust
>>681757732
Those are crepes, though...
>>681757816
I'll write that down as
>milk
>>681758044
My nigga.
>>681758537
im not a robot though, the key just fell there
So wait, are these threads basically the continuation of the Alice threads from 2010 - 2014? Because given the narrative, it sure feels like it.
>>681758368
Damn! Close enough.
>>681758595
Hey my Kyoto brethran!
>>681758595
Please no bully
I'm tormented right now trying to find my Rumia waffle pics
They're in here some where...
>>681758422
<3
>>681758546
Cute~
>>681758506
>>681758362
Well fuck. That's the only thing I had that's remotely close
>>681758422
The tired me doesn't know, sorry :/
pick one
>>681758595
this machine thing
>Nano
>>681758920
oh my
>>681758974
>forgot pic
>>681758537
You may
>>681758696
The threads are basically 40% injokes, 20% drama, 20% shitposting, 10% lurkers and 10%
>smug
>>681758203
Beautiful
>>681758245
Close to dubs
>>681758362
Punch a crip in the lip and make his true colors drip
>>681758537
Mmhmm
>>681758595
Brah hash browns with pancake, sausages, eggs and a tall glass of milk? Knocked the fuck out
>>681758696
Can't answer that. I haven't been on thread long enough to know
>>681758696
I feel like there was more of an emphasis on roleplay back then rather than waifu-fueled general chat here
>>681758195
It's pretty much being a corporate bitch for money.
I can pretty much manage anything, that's for sure. And my resume looks good enough to open a few opportunities but...I really just want to go back to school. Or travel nonstop. One of those two extremes.
>>681758546
tfw so hard to find a good crossover pic
>>681759110
how does it feel having a knock-off for a waifu :^)
>>681758920
>Censored.
Milinda claim
>I have work in 5 hours and havent slept yet edition...
>>681759110
Both of those sound cool...!
Whichever you choose, best of luck! A lot of good can come from either one!
>>681758694
Then why is there a roll cake in your arm
>>681759054
Thank you mommy
Now post more lewds fucking normie bitch
>>681759080
Am i smug enough yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJSiaf9m55s
>>681759107
You would only know that if you were a part of the original Alice threads!
So Waifu Claiming threads are basically the lost Atlantis!
WHERE ARE YOU ALICE
>>681759408
R-Right here!
>>681758920
Froggy has good taste~
>>681758974
Don't worry about it, I'll probably check it tonight~
>>681759381
Hate that boss.. soloing him is a bitch
>>681759337
Hi Milinda!
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you can rest before work :3
>>681759257
I have so much trouble not chewing out anons who love Umaru for this reason. Kosuzu's character doesn't overlap Mirai, at least
>>681759495
>>681759408
There's also the occasional Reimu thread, or at least there were a few months ago. I haven't caught one in a while, sadly.
>>681759337
Welcome
>>681759371
I likes
>>681758920
>lewd
stillcutetho
TALKTOME
>>681759249
pls no more
>>681759371
It fell there
i fell
on it
>>681759036
oh yes
>>681759277
I could uncensor but that would be 2lewd
>>681759503
With this tongue, of course I do~ <3
>>681759371
>beats you within an inch of your life
Now now honey dont talk to mommy like that
>>681758748
Hello to you as well, my fluffy-faced adorable waifu friend.
>>681758903
That sounds frightening...
>imagining you passing all of the gore, looking for waffles.
>>681759024
What the hell? Egg on a stick, cooked in plastic?
>>681759080
Pls no more Shinoa. I'm so fucking hungry, I shouldnt have even asked that question, haha.
>>681759744
I aaaammmmm I love youuuuu <3
>>681758204
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>>681759249
http://www.strawpoll.me/10079026
>>681759554
Ikr? I had no estus left when I finally beat him
>>681759503
Alright~
>>681759857
poni != fur
>>681759744
no more what
>>681759848
add my steam or something
>>681759775
you just crack two eggs into a hole and a rolled up fried egg comes out
>nano
>>681758974
This is kinda smug:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2292480
>>681759775
>meat
>meat
>meat
>moving meat?
>meat
>pastry?!
>not waffles, continue on
>>681759763
>2lewd
Its late, nobody cares.
New thread:
>>681759995
>>681759775
I'm sorry uuuhhhhhhh 9/11 was hitters doing
>>681759775
Fluffy faced? Holy crap that was cute, how are ya doing?
>>681759736
T-thank you senpai
>>681759744
Then what about the cake in your forehead
>>681759763
>Throws piss bottle hitting you in the face
REEEEEE
>>681759257
Your waifu doesn't have glasses. She doesn't even compare.
>filth
>>681759342
Very true. Anything to prevent my brain from disintegrating, like this job makes it do.
>>681759337
Mili. Hello.
>Mirai
