Rekt bread
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Rekt bread
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ITT gifs only
>>681756253
fuck u
>>681756253
Your mums breakfast?
>>681753094
Mexican thinking how to get green card?
>>681754638
That hard hat is clearly defective and a strong letter of complaint needs to be written
>>681756253
top kek
>>681753094
>>681753094
>>681757464
made my night thank u anon
>>681757360
Fuck.
>>681757464
Hahahahahaha hahahahaahaha
>>681757464
>>681757360
someone just got a free hat
>>681753094
Isn't dis gore?
>>681757464
>does it right over his face
this has to be fake right?
>>681756253
-_-
>>681760055
>>681760144
double-sequential checked niggas
>>681759406
I'm having a baby and this struck a source block. RIP in pieces crazy bitch
>>681760357
file should be renamed "butthurt intensifies"
>>681753094
>not for the squeamish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
>>681760744
damn nature. im going to kill myself becuase mercury is in retrograde.
>>681760723
I'm not butthurt, just disappointed
>>681760144
>>681760744
44 dubs four spots away from each other....
also this. nature so scary
>>681760953
>im going to kill myself becuase mercury is in retrograde.
That's just silly.
>>681760723
Woah.. those Africans.. have furniture!
>>681761440
rent a center...
>>681756253
10/10
was not expecting
>>681760345
>filename
fuckin kek
>>681761940
>>>681761440
>rent a center...
rent a center rented a nigger...
>>681753094
>>681756253
Hilarious
>>681759596
Holy shit. How the hell did that happen? Story? Was it still alive?? I think I saw slight movement near the end.
>>681759596
Oh fuck just realised its female
>>681762754
pitbull attack, and yeah, she's alive...
The most rekt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
>>681762941
A girl with no actual face is dead inside.
>>681756253
Classic
>>681760723
Fucking niggers
>>681763393
Wrong
See:
>>681760744
>>681757360
They see me rollin'
They hatin'.....
>>681763485
>sprays that much gas on someone
>sets himself on fire
the world is a better place now
This thread could use some kittens.
>>681763393
>>681763550
shit. i stand corrected
>>681763741
Thank you for your input, kind sir.
>>681763634
fake and so fucking gay
>>681763298
Damn, that left quite a mark
Most of my webms are borderline fail, not gore rekt. I'll post some of my better ones though.
>>681763770
filename topkek
>>681763912
god
>>681759596
Thank you red skull. Heil hydra>>681759769
>>681760723
Still better than the Mayweather vs Pacquiao match
>>681764127
omfg i couldn't help but hear his voice fade out as he fell. thanks anon lol
>>681763954
Not called
>Michael bay's dog.
>>681763792
>>681764127
Dude could have saved her
>>681759596
sauce?
Here you go:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1459375055&comments=1
>>681764171
My god, i always love this
>>681762259
Aww. Poor lil' chickypoof.
>>681759939
a Rekt thread always include Gore dude
>>681764853
anyone know what the deal is with the parasite? what species etc
>>681764298
>>681764548
Person fell into water, who ever created this blacked out the water so it looks like the dude fell into a larger whole.
>>681764522
Fucking monkey ass nigger
>>681756253
So awesome.
>>681764853
thats a horsetail worm.
>>681764171
lmao
>>681765449
thanks
>>681765049
It primarily lives in water and rarely fucks with people so you'er good. Also, it's not beetle larvae.
>>681764171
Finally a half-decent cameraman on these vids.
>>681764263
>golem.webm.
>>681757464
>>681760345
>filename
MAXKEK
>>681764522
what the fuck is this
>>681768913
Kek
>>681768913
Why is Nick Swardson yelling at people?
>>681757024
you made my day
>>681759406
>ticklingintensifies
>>681754638
thats the best color... flat black
>>681764306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blGNsJl7Ku8
>>681756253
megakek
maximum keksimus
>>681753094
Did you know there is Gore on YouTube now? Saw a guy get hit with a trip wire or something. And we see all footage of his jaw blown off, leg gone, and he twitches and shit. I thinks it's the video of the guy holding a bottle of water and his face is hanging off
>>681772682
For some reason this made me diamonds.
>>681773020
Link or didn't happen.
>>681774354
https://www.google.at/#q=gore+youtube&gws_rd=cr
Yes thats Austria'n google
>>681772682
Da fuk?
>>681775313
>>681772682
why he is doing this? he only goes by.. thats all? Why?
>>681757024
>>681775313
That's how you greet children in China.
>>681775570
Nah, Can you tell us the Truth? Or didnt know?
>>681763770
I don't know why but that's kinda hot.
>>681764021
This is the blackest shit I've seen in my life.
>>681764306
I watched this gif for 70 years, you shit.
>>681756814
spot the aussie
>>681764522
So that's crack, huh?
>>681754638
duuuuude i had a friend that had this happen to one time, man the guy got fucking rekt man i felt so bad for him, i had to miss his funeral tho since it was on a work day.
>>681757360
dude this happened to me one time, i got lucky tho i didn't really get injured and the only thing that happened to me was i broke a toe. my boss let me miss work the next week tho shit was fly, he fired me after tho
>>681762259
aww i had a friend that used to do this to his little chickens, he fed the rats and mouses tied together and the snake just ate them BOTH alive man shit was soooooo fucking siiiiiick!
>>681776981
>>681777085
Not this faggot again.
>>681763393
DUDE omg i had this happen to me once, i ate an uncooked burrito and i got worms from it lol! Ohh man it was so painful those little worms were having a gensieta or some shit
>>681763524
lol dude i do this all the time when im missing work and i hardly get injured, also dont lie to me, we all did this at one point of our lives dude, dont bullshit me lol
Check this out
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
>>681776981
>>681777085
>>681777232
Gonna need to pay to keep posting
>>681763567
HOLY SHIT! im a helicopter pilot and i accidently did this one time when my plane router hit on a wire and sent us crash landing. Thank the lord i survived, shit tho my best friend sitting next to me didn't make it tho.... he hit his head on a rock and bleed out... rest in peace my brotha, you will be missed my brotha i'll pour one out for you bro
>>681763826
DUDE! I fucking do this ALL THE TIME whenever i play Halo man im the fucking BEST at halo! Nobody can beat me lol!
>>681756253
Walked right into that one
>>681757464
>file name
>>681777528
>>681777400
>>681777314
>>681777232
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>>681776981
I'm glad my life isn't so boring I have to compulsively lie about shit.
>>681768913
i acutally did this one time man, some guys were talking shit to me and my girlfriend and i ended up stomping on their asses just like this, i stomped on all 3 of them despite the fact that they out numbered me 3 to 1, shit was intense man
>>681757464
lol me and my bros were fucking a hooker bareback and i accidently did this to his face, we were howling lol!
>>681764566
Jesus fucking christ, thats so much worse with sound. That breathing noise.... horrific.
>>681759596
fuuuuuuuuuck this reminds me of the time my gf took sleeping pills without feeding her chwawawas, when she woke up her little chewawas ate half her face off and i had to rush her to the hospital, i felt so bad but i broke up with her a week after because i couldn't look at her fugly face anymore, shit man i feel bad for her but its ok because she has a black boyfriend and im happy he's giving her the big black cock,she really needs it
>>681759406
BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING CRYING
>>681778037
>>681777528
>>681777085
>>681776981
>>681777232
>>681773020
>>681757360
"NOT FUNNY. That happened on my town. I saw that guy in the papers"
>>681778143
>>681763912
What the fuck is this ?.
>>681778279
>Kekeld
Thank me later
>>681778400
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this happened to me once, i hit a car going 127 MPH and i flew the fuck out man, shit i flew like 20 feet dude shit was soooo painful man, i got lucky tho i landed on a pair oh tits lol and the bitch was all like "aww poor honey" and gave me a big ol' fucking hug
>>681763393
wif is that? story?
>>681778622
trapped wind
>>681778304
backstory?
>>681778471
dude you got crabs
>>681768913
sauce to this?
>>681778304
>War...
>War never changes...
It's always summer here.
>>681778304
Sharpen your fucking machettes!!!
>>681778959
>tfw you will never be there to save a qt3 from suicide
why live...
>>681778959
i hoped another camera angle to see how she falls
>>681764853
"horse hair worm" it's a parasite that takes over spiders and other large insects when they drink from water containing the eggs, they grow inside the host then they make it go to a body of water after they've done their life cycle, kill the host and spawn their eggs in the water to continue the cycle.
Pretty cool Shit. Kinda like a living cordysceps.
>>681763882
whitepeoplecantjump.gif
>>681763826
I was prepared for some gore and death, but not nostalgia.
>>681778626
classic golfing
>>681777666
Checked satan
>>681778721
>>681761154
holy shit this is brutal
>>681772682
>>681775457
I'm pretty sure the guy was mentally ill and just went crazy and beat the kid out of the kid. Somehow the kid ended up with only moderate injuries.
>>681781314
i mean he missed the kids head with literally every stomp
>>681779569
lol duuuuude i used to this all the time at high school!
>>681778959
i like her calmness
>>681760723
bet you the kid didn't spew on the white carpet again tho
>>681772682
IF, this is china and is the reason they don't
stop or, go back for second during a hit and
run, is that if they injure someone and they
receive life debilitating injuries, that person
receiving the injuries gets free healthcare for life
at the expense of the person doing the hitting after fines.
>>681759596
At least she has a positive attitude about...just look at that smile!
>>681778471
scoop those little guys up put them into a tank and fed them dead fish you'd have crab meat for quite a while.
>>681760345
watch as the guy on the left has a sigh of relief from not being hit with the ball
>>681761038
stop pls
>>681763393
Why do I come to these threads? Everything is always so much worse than I think it's going to be.
>>681763792
Did that thing just cum itself in fear?
>>681762754
This is what happens when idiots think Pitbulls are a good idea.
>>681778959
Is there another angle of this ?
Sauce ?
>>681778471
>>681778471
Baby crabs in a Rekt thread.
Are you retarded or something
>>681762754
Her head was skinned by the drug cartel from what I heard
>>681761154
Praying mantis are spawns of Satan.
>>681778622
Intestinal worms that have multiplied over a year or two.
>>681784444
Quads of harsh truth. Countless morons still vehemently defend them too.
>>681756253
haha, wtf!
>>681763792
Fuck man.
>>681784598
Any story on this?
>>681756253
Kek
>>681777400
>>681777314
>>681777232
>>681777085
>>681776981
Dude is like your watermark, just read that one word and ignore the rest.
>>681763393
Rekt <> Gore.
There is plenty of rekt that could be on YouTube. Even fights can fall under the rekt category.
>>681785398
And I like dogs... been around a few decent Pitbulls.
However... Most people, especially niggers and spics... Cannot and do not, control their fucking dogs.
Therefor Pitbulls should be slowly phased out.
Simple as that.
Caucasian Mountain Dogs and Pitbulls should not be owned as pets.
>>681763684
Fuck you faggot kys
>>681759769
"I am gay, I have rights!"
>>681778409
Momma spider dropped her babies, who started crawling away
>>681784531
my girlfriend used to do this to me every night lol! dude i swera it was so fucking intense
>>681759596
Can they make a new face for her? Somebody tell me it's possible
>>681785875
Same here, and truth.
They make up 6% of the dog population, but caused 80% of the dog bite fatalities in 2015.
They're like niggers. People get all indignant and righteous about how they're the same as all other dogs, but the statistics consistently prove that they're more likely to be violent.
>>681754638
fake. Nice photoshop to horizontally compress center of image.
>>681777935
I hate to break this to you buddy, but your friend is homo. You have a tinge of gayness as well, m8.
>>681786263
One of my friends Pitbulls snapped one time, mauled a child.
Another Pitbull we rescued from an abandoned neighbors house (Yes they abandoned their house and their dog), However we already had a Pitbull. At first everything was going "okay" but we had an incident where the dogs started fighting and our room mate jumped in the middle of it fearing for his pitbull. Needless to say he got bit up a little from both dogs and had to accompany him to the hospital.
Months ago my ex was mauled by a family members Caucasian Mountain Dog.
On the light side! I have been around another Pitbull that was friendly to my bearded dragons!
Still feel nobody should ever own them. If you don't have the balls to kill your own dog because it has a childs neck in its mouth, you have no business having pets or children of your own.
This isn't just random numbers... this is reality.
>>681778569
Sure you did anon :)
>>681785856
One time a grizzly bear was mauling me, thing was eating my arm while i was alive and my friend did this and broke the bears back which ended up saving my life. The bear begged us to kill it but we wouldn't do it until it apologized and once we did we kicked it in the head to give it its final rest but not after blessing it so it went to heaven. Fuck dude im telling you THAT SHIT was intense, never underestimate a suprise combat kick
>>681757360
Sauce? Is that a printing press?
>>681762259
I went and watched the version with sound. You can still hear the chick chirping in it's throat.
>>681778279
> IN the papers
maximum lost
>>681764127
>.
he is alive, its not so deep, and thers a river betten rocks. video gos longer somewhere ...
>>681760723
Dude, one time I was browsing a rekt thread but I had to get my friend to look at all the posts first and hide the non-offensive ones but he accidentally missed one where a gay guy was thrown off a building by ISIS and I vomited all over my bedroom floor like this chick, then his mum came in and beat my ass and stood on me but then I cunt punched her and pulled her anus inside out haha.
>>681784592
what the fuck man
>>681784592
MODS MODS MODS
>>681763912
This shit happened to me. Total bitch to clean from carpet.
>>681784308
You'll get numb to it eventually.
Just make sure you stop before it starts making you feel absolutely nothing in every day life.
>>681788851
>>681789197
This is the shit we get off to here on /b/ go back to facebook you fucking children
>>681789197
It ain't CP you fagget white Knight.
Shut your goddamn mouth
>>681772682
>china.webm
>>681764171
KISS KISS KISS
>>681756390
Calm down, newfag.
>>681776981
You're that juggalo guy aren't you?
>>681759596
Explanation? What is she so happy about?
6104 After years of relationship I will be dumping this for /b/ https://mega.nz/#!rhJXzAYJ!ipZZSGhx9qPHDaYL6yHopdxq8uBj-VMOsXFqmBnSR0o Enjoy <3
is this still going?
>>681791349
you are a faggot
go and kill yourself
>>681753094
>>681759596
New DOOM looks great!
>>681759406
>hur der newfag hur dur
fuck off you cancer
>>681792275
Newfag.
>>681791594
That's just excessive
>>681759596
and that's why pitbulls are the literal cancer of the world
>>681778279
I find it pretty mothafuckin' funny
>>681778304
there's never video of the brutal rape that usually precedes shit like this and its such a wasted opportunity
>>681760744
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=IxFfxTZA6ao
>>681793166
actual fucking apes
>>681764144
story?
>>681764144
He fuckin tried to get back in kek
>>681764171
Hey look, it's that professionally made fetish porn vid that always get comments from naive 14 year olds.
>>681778143
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
>>681762993
U just waisted my data with your faggotry Shitbird
>>681793442
I try so fucking hard not to hate black people, and then chimps like this do this shit
>>681789271
It's too late...
>>681779140
Save her? you mean let her know what a disrespectful piece of shit she is doing that in public, someone's gotta clean that shit up, and some kids is likely to get scared for life.
Do what mean do, and go out into the woods with a shotgun, or send an email to your super then hang yourself in the bathroom over your tub, so only he and the cops he calls see.
Why the fuck would you save someone so selfish and inconsiderate?
>>681771949
Kek hard
>>681778304
Kill instead fuck
>niggers
>>681794752
exactly and once i finished i'd swoop in with the good ol "but im going to change your life bitch" line and stick my brown cock in her pale white pussy as i obtain a clingy crazy bitch
>>681785280
http://www.subrayado.com.uy/Site/noticia/30468/procesaron-al-dueno-del-pit-bull-que-ataco-a-una-senora
It's definitely real.
Basic story from my shit spanish:
The owner was a 19 year old guy who was visiting his GF at the time of the attack. (no it doesn't mention if the girl friend was hot for all you fucking freaks wondering.)
It says that the lady (67 years old) suffered damage to her entire face and scalp.
It goes on to say that the owner claimed in his statement to police that it was the first time the pitbull had bitten anyone. However the reporter found out that the same lady was attacked by the dog in August but she didn't report anything because she lives alone and didn't want to create trouble with her neighbours. That time she was bitten on the leg and her dog was bitten on the neck.
The owner of the pitbull is being detained and the dog given to animal services.
The ladies lawyer and neighbours are now calling to get rid of all pitbulls from their neighbourhood.
CAVEAT: I'm a non native Spanish speaker and i may have got shit wrong and if so fuck you
(comment on the liveleak)
>>681757360
Does the guy push the other dudes hand into it?
>>681787155
Righto Leo, you can come off set now, it's all good. The bear was animated.
>>681786263
It's genetics... dogs aren't natural. They were bred for specific purposes by us. Pitbulls are naturally more aggressive, and have a strong KILL instinct. They're bred for fighting and killing other dogs. Kinda like retrievers are bred to, retrieve things? and shepherds are bred to shepherd? Mastiffs to protect, greyhounds to be fast, labs to swim and retrieve, hounds to track, terriers to kill rodents. Arguing that all breeds are the same is ignorant. Dogs are bred to have specific tendencies and traits. Pitbulls are aggressive, and kill when they get into an altercation. It's just facts.
>>681760345
Kek on the file name
>>681763393
what the fuck is that
>>681795530
worms
>>681784846
http://www.favorihaber.com/gundem/istanbul-kadikoyde-uzman-psikolog-boyle-intihar-etti-iste-o-goruntuler-h1205.html
>>681792464
Fear and hate usually is
>>681778748
>>681778748
>>681793166
just casually drops her kid to the concrete so she can fight
fuck all the Germans in the teamspeak
>>681771860
Bless you anon
>WOOF WOOF CLICK ME
>>681784598
>>681785636
Happened in Michoacan, Mexico. The truck driver lost his patience against the protestors (students) and hurts 12. Nothing more.
>>681796584
A GOODER DOGGER
JACOB
>>681778959
story??
>>681793764
I kek'd so hard
>>681764144
Mix tape on fyre
>>681796492
is a japanese knife ?
>>681753094
>>681793166
This is why niggers need to be in the next holocaust...
>>681763567
If you look closely you van see the nerve gas pouring out
>>681797466
dude a cop did this shit to me man, we couldn't even sue them just because we had some weed on us which they probably planeted since i haven't even smoked some of that good good snuffy snuff that week dude
>>681763722
Checkt and rekt ;)
>>681786247
yes but it will look really, really bad, almost the same except not bloody
>>681763684
I hope your ass hole rots away with cancer
>>681763912
Nigga get some raid
>>681792464
Na hes good he just needs a asprin
>>681785875
This, a bunch of retarded spics who are my neighbors lost control of their pitbull and it attacked a 8 yearold. They got sued and lost alot of money is what i heard
>>681795091
>obtain
>brown cock
fuck is wrong with you boy?
>>681779140
tfw...
>not posting a feaction
>>681798399
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB Oh my fucking DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!
>>681759406
>posts an old post while calling out an old post
>>681778721
just shave it all off jesus christ
>>681784087
kya
>>681760723
this is upsetting.
>>681762754
nerve gas
>>681796930
What?
>>681764144
Reminds me of Ricky Bobby: "I'M ON FIREEE"
>>681777655
Kekt
>>681789493
>>681789392
Stop being such a whiny bitch
