Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu or husbando
>post pics of your 2D waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>no lewds
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>no really. keep that shit to a minimum
Most importantly: Life is Pain!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeiqxNH3W0
>claiming yume
>>681650775
Tomorrow comes today is one of the few tracks from them that I didn't enjoy on the first listens, but ended up loving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46GaoCodAQ
a a a a a a a a a a a a
>>681652034
>Baking even tough I'm here
UGH! Excuse YOU!
Claiming
Whoops
>>681652034
best girl claimed!
sadly i must go to class though. i may be back later though
>>681652060
Princess.
days off are great
Mine
Oh
Formal apology for lack of response in last thread.
>>681652157
Well it's not about speed limit, it's the fact that 5pm traffic in the Silicon Valley is literal bumper to bumper hell, with shit being backed up for miles and miles.
>>681652374
I forgot how much wine spilling triggers me holy fugg dude
>>681652342
I refer to myself as Queen!
>>681652456
No worries, I also forget about it when I write with different people.
Welcome back.
>>681652154
>>681652201
>>681652212
>>681652248
>>681652251
>>681652291
>>681652298
>>681652301
>>681652302
>>681652342
>>681652374
>>681652390
>>681652456
take your fucking (You)'s welcome back
>>681652257
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The fries need me.
Later guys.
>>681652605
>>681652601
~
>>681652601
You take it, I don't want it
>>681652605
see ya~
>>681652601
Take my (you)!
>>681652605
See you later Tomo
>>681652605
Gay
Claimed
How's everyone's day going?
Also, do you personally feel that it's acceptable to cry in public?
>>681652601
hehe, it's okay. I'm getting a headache anyway. So I appreciate it if someone else bakes the threads.
>>681652605
see ya
>>681652811
I think it is acceptable. Normally one does not want to cry in public so when someone cries in public they either
have a mental ilness
are a drama queen
or have actual fucking problems
besides number 2 I think that's okay
>>681652574
Well it should have been easy to keep up since nobody besides you bothered to have a conversation with me.
I'm giving "The Lost Village" a try, /a/ has been fawning over it.
>>681652601
>>681652759
>>681652795
I'll take 'em since they seem to be underappreciated.
>>681652811
I am doing ok not as stressed as yesterday
no regardless of gender and age except for something happening where a lot of people die like a bomb explosion or whatnot but not if it only affects 2 people
>>681652811
will not cry in public
less chance of illness
tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
>>681652601
(You) yourself
>>681652811
Depends on the circumstances, sure is awkward though but generally yes
>>681652948
Here's your (you)
>>681652811
Day's going alright. And I think it's definitely acceptable but I personally abstain from it because reasons.
>>681652948
The Lost Village... oh wait, I'm watching that too I think. It's interesting so far.
But it has the potential to turn to complete bullshit.
>>681652811
absolutely not desu. man up and punch your problems away and bottle your feelings inside until they fester as a mental illness and lead you to an early death
>>681652738
>>681652795
>>681652948
>>681653101
thanks
>>681652759
>being this ungrateful
>>681652992
>2
that's awfully specific. what if both their parents died?
tenryuu claimed
sachi claim
>>681653118
Not very explosive, but I'll take it I guess..
>>681653165
Yeah, Mayoiga. It's apparently on the brink of being total bullshit but /a/ loves it so far. I'm watching ep 1 now.
>>681653209
yw
>
>>681653209
>man up and punch your problems away and bottle your feelings inside until they fester as a mental illness and lead you to an early death
you mean like
>pic related?
>>681653209
sorry, I still love you <3
>>681653516
There, more explosive this time
>pic
Guys, I gotta go, I'll see y'all tonight
>>681653209
let me be more specific if it only affects you and your friends/family I don't want to hear you cry
If half of humanity dies...
I still wouldn't care but it would be ok to cry
No actually thats a great thing to happen I would totally cheer on it
>fewer humans
>fewer problems
>>681652936
>>681652992
>>681653066
>>681653101
>>681653127
>>681653209
Thanks for those (You)s. Good to hear that everyone's day seems to be going alright, too. I've never thought crying in public was acceptable but I also only cry when someone very close to me dies, so I don't think my opinion is particularly valid in this one.
If you couldn't tell from my waifu, emotional expression is not my strong suit.
>>681653671
if syndra died?
>>681653441
are you original tenryuu?
>>681653487
saachi a cute, ohayo
>>681653612
welcome back
>>681653631
exactly
Fucking hell, i spilled hot water on my hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJIgHWnkcnA
>>681653612
^
>>681653788
>are you original tenryuu?
No.
>>681653788
>are you original tenryuu?
Obviously not.
>>681653441
Willkommen zurück Fagott
>>681653788
Obligatory
>>681653612
You think you can out-memearrow me
>>681653441
Na wie gehts du kleiner hässlicher Hodenkobold?
Schon dein Mutter gefickt heute?
>>681653916
>>681653516
>at the brink of being total bullshit
That's pretty accurate. It's one bullshit thing away to turning to complete bullshit.
>>681653724
don't know your waifu but no problem. Welcome back too!
>>681653788
I have some other stories like that
>>681653788
>are you original tenryuu?
>>681653916
>>681654081
>>681653838
>>681653856
ok
how hot was the water? how'd you spill it?
>>681653788
Sometimes I wonder if I am happy or I just got used to being miserable. Everything is just a grey blur for me
>>681653788
Thank (You)
The queen of (You) does not miss a thing.
>>681653838
^>^
>^<^>
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>681654152
How can you be this retarded?
>Tenryuu claimed
>>681653747
No also how should I know its not an imposter?
>>681653838
you deserved lava spilled over your head
>>681654186
the second thing atleast for me
>>681654286
>salzigste Person
>>681654119
Passing by to greet you.
Hope you're still around in a few hours.
>>681654112
Well that's disconcerting. What's some other series you like?
>>681653977
I like to think I'm pretty skilled in > arrows
>>681654112
dont we all
>>681654186
I'm gonna go with the second part
>>681654119
idk
>>681654286
it's a talent
>>681654225
I believe everyone deserves a (You)
except yume that is
Idc if someone tried to claim her before.
>>681654286
Hail Führer!
>>681654396
Ruri! I hope that everything's alright with you. People were looking for you yesterday. I'll probably be around then.
>>681653838
As long as you don't spill tea it's fine and we still love ( don't you dare spill tea though)
>>681654186
The grey Blur is not healthy and definitely not happiness
-Jibril out of pictures
>>681654186
pathetic
>>681654152
Straight out of the kettle, but i tink i will be fine.
>>681654225
^^vv<><>
>>681654347
And deserve hot iron poured down your throat
>>681652034
Mio chan
>>681654782
nah I am more of the acid drinker
>>681654477
v<>v
^<>^
>>681654500
except yume that is
>>681654347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTre20HWNsg
>>681654782
fug I hope so. care not to wash the burn drinks up the water if it's severe
>>681655006
ok
>>681654447
The currently ongoing ones?
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
>>681654500
yeah, we probably do. Tell me one of yours
>>681654500
>Except Yume
Kek, all she wants is some Syndra love.
>>681654782
>^^< >><> ><^>< >><<
<^> >^< ><^<
>Only we understand this code
>>681655222
Checked
>>681655327
I am just spamming random shit
>>><<^vvv><∆
>>681653788
hey how are you doing today, doing anything interesting?
>>681655286
Great. Added to my backlog.. Things you liked from a long time ago would have been better.
>>681654782
> konami Code
> ^^vv<><>
Just realized it now
-Jibril
>>681655491
>My cover is blown
>Now everyone will think I'm autistic for sure!
>^<v >>^< >^vv^<
>>681655573
The cutest.
Almost Friday, man.
>>681655791
That sounds convincing enough I think they'll believe it
VVV<<>>VVV^^
>>681655573
Ribbit <3
>>681655386
thanks friendo
>>681655286
once I pet a dog and I thought it liked me then it bit me
sorry no more feels for me today, maybe some other time tho
>>681655327
well maybe someday she will get it lol
>>681655493
I went over to some friends house to see them off before they go to beirut. their dog always hates me and barks and bites me.
today I came over and it jumped on me and started licking me and I played with it for a while
I fucking hate huskies
>>681655573
hello froggo
>>681655573
Hey Froggo
>>681655573
Hey froggo.
>>681655876
>>681656086
>>681656108
Hello hello all.
How's the thread how are the waifus.
How are you all
So, who was the guy pretending that he knew what he was talking about yesterday?
That guy who called me a pseudo cultured hominidae
>>681656108
>Petting stray dogs in Sand nigger Land, or Latin America, or Asia,or Eastern Europe, or southern Europe i left out Africa bc its a complete shithole
>>681655222
Ok someone hating me for no reason again
>>681655703
from a long time ago... let's see
Code Geass obviously
Puella Magi madoka Magica
if you want something rarer... let's see
Kiseiju: Sei no Kakuritsu?
oh, Shingeki no Bahamut
(it has nothing to dow with attack on titan)
>>681656108
kek, alright~
>>681656260
I want you and your hot, slimy legs.
>>681656411
One more reason to kys
>>681656174
>>681656222
Hellooooo
>>681656411
see >>681656584
>>681656361
no stray, was a pet
>>681656276
There are a couple of people like that in here. I ignore them.
>>681656260
Not half-bad. Work is finished so I'm just writing and slamming water until sleep.
Yourself?
>>681656260
Sup frog-anon?
Going good here~
>>681656584
Charming as always <3
>>681656429
All good except Madoka Magica.
Extremely confused about why that's so popular..
The White Lily Of Stalingrad has risen once again. It has been a while from my last visit..
Sanya claimed
>>681656741
Lesbians.
>>681656547
Hello to you too~
claim
>>681656276
I thought that was just spike shitposting
>>681656260
Doing goooood~ Just hanging out watching some animemes, started My Monster Secret this morning. How're you~?
>>681656741
Lesbians
Top tier animations
Lesbians
Starts out as a ordinary magical girl show and then turns dark af
Gay girls doing gay things
>>681656790
Hey Sanya
>>681656741
Probably cause no one excepted a decapitation at a magical girl anime kek
>>681656875
>
>>681656411
I still love you though, not as much as Chen, but I still love you
>>681656790
hey there, welcome
>>681656906
hello, where is your waifu from?
>>681656875
yeah
>>681656875
>your waifu is literally an ugly generic robot in the woods that fights everyone for standing in front of her not realizing how easy she is to rape
>>681656790
Hello Sanya.
>>681656741
>Extremely confused about why that's so popular..
Because there's more to it than what it looks like, probably! But my opinion is very biased anyways...
Any of you watched this anime?
Lu Bu's wife claimed.
>>681656108
I myself am more of a cat person myself, sounds like a pretty exciting experience
>>681656411
everyone is just tsundere for you
>>681657100
to mainstream 4 m3
>Not half-bad
I take that back.
>>681656790
<3
>>681657100
It's ok i guess
>>681657079
Good thing she's not my waifu.
airplane instruction videos from the 80s claimed
>>681656663
Im just about to finish up ny morning job.
Gotta go home, get ready, grab my girl from her job and head to my night job. Busy busy.
>>681656695
I'm goooooood too. Thank you for asking :3
>>681656942
What monster secret tho
Is it a slug
>>681656986
how are you?
>>681657111
yeah thats what I totally want...
>>681657107
>not claiming Lu Bu or her daughter
What are you? A pleb?
>>681657189
What's it like being a frog fucker?
>>681657187
Patrician taste bro.
>>681656943
Yo Syndra
>>681657030
Hey there Karen
>>681657081
Hello Kyouko
>>681657151
<3
>>681657243
I was afraid, okay?
>>681657318
hello there weeb
>>681657100
I really loved that but imo phil of the future is a better anime
>>681657187
top tier waifu
>>681657111
I love cats, when I get my own place I'm getting one so he can slowly eat into my money and time
very fluffy cats are worth it though. I like persians, what about you?
>>681657189
lol, the show you goof :3
>>681657440
Hey there Anon~
>>681656854
>Thick, hot and moist thighs
I need to examime that tongue of yours too.
It's for science, I promise you.
>Can you rape the willing?
>>681656875
>Ayyy I wasn't included
>>681657189
I'll always be here to comfort and ask <3
>because I'm bored
>>681657389
>Being afraid of Lu Bu
... That's reasonable
>>681657271
I wouldn't know, I haven't fucked her yet :(
>>681657318
What are you up to?
>>681657568
Because I like your waifu.
>>681657318
How are you doing?
>>681657243
Great taste anon.
>>681657030
Girls und Panzer
>>681657573
At least I'll always have Justice general on my side.
>>681657573
>really because you love me
That's sweet <3
>>681657530
But is it a slug
>>681657589
fuck all of your waifu's.
this is the real deal right here.
>>681657573
>>681657568
>>681657473
>>681657318
>>681657568
Oh no I do not want this please stop
>Totally not sarcasm
>>681657691
That's true. But then some Cao Cao dude thinks it's funny to walk on your balls.
>>681657753
I know I'm sweet. I give people cavities.
>>681657776
>1 off
you dare speak to us?
>>681657753
No es a vampire
>>681656942
Hmm. Maybe I'll confront him about next time I'm able to post.
Thanks anyways.
>>681657945
>cavities
https://youtu.be/ZwNHLAPApuE
Rikke claimed.
Dropping in hot!
>>681656276
That was me.
>>681657318
A decent enough day I trust. I really hope so. How're you~?
>>681658162
Hiya!
>>681658193
And how do I know that?
>>681657207
could be worse, there could be no legs
>>681657473
I like ragdolls
>>681658193
Keep up the good work then!
>>681658162
Hey Rikka!
>>681657907
I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
>You're just so fucking attractive
>I would be a frog fucker if Juri did not exist
>I require your services THIS VERY INSTANT
>>681658368
>I would be a frog fucker if Juri did not exist
>>681657207
I'm fine
I guess you wanted to ask eho i am though, not gonna tell you
>>681657945
Remember what happened to Han Shui when he betrayed Ma Chao? He got his arm cut off.
>>681652034
Dibs on Saki
>>681658287
Because I know you're a sad guy inside who only wants to enjoy his eastern with his friends.
I also know that you're a drama king.
I don't need to prove myself to anyone, think trust me or not, whatever you want.
>>681658327
Why?
>>681658247
Hey Tsuyu! How have you been??
>>681658361
Hey...Flash?? We have DC heros here now? Well das coo. How have you been good sir?
>>681658368
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
What kind of services do you need~?
>>681658552
>drama king
Based on what?
I did not call you out for this anyway. I'd like to see your waifu.
>>681658552
You just said why
>Because I know you're a sad guy inside
>I also know that you're a drama king.
>>681658553
I've been good! Discord became a problem.. For reasons. Sorry I just vanished.
I'm doing good otherwise! <3
>>681658718
I don't get it, elaborate.
>>681658707
I don't have one.
>>681657594
Nothing much, im maybe going to play something soon if i feel like it.
>>681657631
Doing good. My day was quite uneventful, but i guess it's better than a boring day. How about you? How are you?
>>681658204
Im good, i feel quite nice and happy because it's warm and sunny outside. It really shouldn't be this warm though.. I don't know what's going with the weather. (It's about 16°C and it shouldn't be that much) I prefer the chilly and cold air even though warmth is nice.
Aye sup everyone
>>681658539
Wew, no didn't know that. Didn't study the romance of the three kingdoms.
>Only played Dynasty Warriors
>>681658553
Rikka, this is Miia. Long story short, the Original Miia poster from back before I started posting decided to come back from the dead, so I had to switch folders. You know me, I'm just using a different char.
>>681658829
Keep on giving Tatsu shit because he's a sad lonely guy and thus a drama king.
Claimed. Try to find a cuter shark that would be a better waifu.
>pro tip: you can't.
>>681658829
So you do not participate in the thread?
How did you know that I visited /mu/ then?
>>681658832
I'm doing good, the usual normal day, nothing special so far so I'm just chilling. Thanks for asking!
>>681658843
Hey Saya.
>>681658162
>>681658843
welcome welcome
disconnected but now I'm back
>>681658908
ohhhhh
hello snek
>>681658843
Im up when i see you
>>681658870
Yeah, Ma Chao was pissed. Then he started wandering and he found Lui Bei.
>>681659025
I'm a mountain.
>>681658737
Okay thats great to hear. Honestly I thought you got mad at me for some reason and stopped talking I got worried. But I understand that something happend, well we still have here <3
>>681658908
Ohhhhhhh I think I asked this yesterday but why cant 2 miia posters live in harmony?
>>681658832
Sounds interesting.
What are you going to play?
>>681659075
I assume you mean Liu Bei. Man, China sure was small at that time... So many great generals met each other.
>>681659064
yo yo yo.
>>681659201
Cause the other one seems to get butthurt as fuck when I post her, and also there's only a certain number of Miia files out there so you're bound to run into "duplicate file exists here" eventually. Barry is my original boyo from back when I first started namefagging, figured going back to basics couldn't hurt.
>>681658615
The kind of services that involve moist legs, a hot and wet tongue, and questionable morals.
>It's a science project, I swear
>I would never EVER think of taking advantage of that gorgeous frame of yours
>Nope certainly not I, little froggo
>>681659201
I was worried that you would think that too ;^;
Love you Lewd Rikka
>>681658981
What are talking about? I have almost never started a feud or drama with anyone.
>>681659421
>When
>Where
> <3
>>681659534
*you
>>681659417
barry is indeed a superior husbando. good of you to step down though, I do the same when the brazil karen is around
>>681659046
Hey Kyo
>>681659064
What's up Karen
>>681659073
I know some other things that are up when you're posting that lewd
>>681659606
>>681659421
What the fuck it's a fucking frog.
>>681659232
Maybe some rocket league or something i can just play for few rounds. Im not feeling like playing anything that would need me to play for long, just something casual and easy to get into.
>>681659417
Im sorry to hear that Ms. Snek, thats really silly in my opinion but I am glad you are still here talking to us <3 never leave baby
>>681659481
I love you too Lewd Tsuyu, never change baby never change <3
>>681659606
>Here and now
>Let's show everyone our forbidden love
When the mods are asleep.
