Alright /b/, what do you do for a living?
>age
>profession
>salary
30
Inspector
165k
17
2nd year apprentice mechanical engineering
85k
>>681638845
31
Aluminum and stainless steel polisher
210,000 a year
>>681639165
Yeah... no.
Most of these will be straight up lies.
>21
>Renting out 200+ of inherited properties in central london
>400k GBP
>>681639871
Always are.
>70% engineers
>40% over 100k
>15% truth
>>681639871
Already everything so far has been lies.
> 21
> Software engineer
> £24k
20
Hyperbaric welder
117$ pr hour
>24
>mechanical engineering student
>0
23
Truck driver
50,000
Here's on that's actually true
> 26
> Coatings Inspector
> 60k
>27
>journalist
>22k
>21
>unemployed
>0
just fucking kill me
20
Apprentice chef 1st year
$25kAUD
>>681640220
Peter Parker detected
>31
>nurse
>unemployed. about to go back to school for higher nursing degree.
>>681640252
What's your dish?
25
feminist studies professional
USD 500,000
>>681639165
hahahhahahhahahahahhaa
fucking liar
>>681640330
Roo on the barbie
>>681640267
I wish i worked in the NYC market.
>mfw i work in a rural market and the biggest news is accidents on the interstate and school board meetings
>>681638845
I'm 23 and I make 520k a year fucking your mom.
>>681640392
12/10
>>681640330
Whatever chef says
>15
>MD
>100k+
>>681640430
Only true one in this thread.
33
wal mart cashier
12.70/ hr
>>681640455
I meant like what's your favorite/signature dish? Food is porn to me
>>681640225
Do some volunteering. Go into charity shops and ask if you can volunteer behind the desk or something
39
exec sous for a university
61k plus 8% employer contribution to 403b
19
Warehouse work
26,000
Knob slocker
19 London
120-160k
>>681640392
Roo is actually becoming a pretty popular meat here in aus. Due too them breeding lots and over populating
31
chef at an independent burger restaurant
$300k
>>681640499
Thats it I'm in the south and they start at 13.75 here
>>681638845
>45
>FBI
>classified
>>681640499
the only legit reply. /thread
Your mom
>>681640581
Is it true you guys put a fried egg on everything?
19
Apprentice Chef (1st year)
~21000 before tax
>>681640518
Good question hey. I go through tonnes of phases. Like music, I don't know hat my favourite song is.
But recently I've been trying to learn ho to make choux pastry properly.
And I've always been obsessed with breads.
Idk hey. I don't really have a signature dish.
28
Producer
(after shit goes to people) 100-200k
33
Network Administrator
80k
32
4chan mod
---
>>681640695
Not everyone, and not everything, but it's pretty common
>>681638845
28
Theoretical Physicist
90k
23
Wine director
£25k
>>681640758
Breads are Jesus's personal gift to my mouth hole.
I have a thing for sweets though, big time
>>681640674
Mine was legit bitch
24
Fashion design
190k
Burgerland
22
Dubs checker
224.455 a year
>>681640556
How can you be an executive sous chef.
You're either one or the other right?
>>681640861
Dude you have to make your own turkish bread one day. You will never forget it. Melt in your mouth, chewy, buttery. oh boy
I'm 22 and I make 420k a year selling weed to 50cent.
Mfw he pays in 50 cents
>dunno nigga
>a sell dope bruh
>i dunno nigga but I got them bricks
>>681640979
Brb looking it up
36 porn producer I make about 280k a year
78
I'm hickok45
200,000 rounds of federal premium ammunition.
14
Professional memer
20 pesos a year
>>681640695
Never heard of that before. Bt it goes good on burgers.
>>681640883
It occurs when the head chef basically likes one of his sous's more than the other, and wants to give him a pay rise.... it means this guy sucked Chefs dick
>>681639964
U single bruh?
>>681640566
Czecked.
25
Warehouse / Pack / Pull / Boxes / Pallets
26,000
>>681641030
Experiment with a few recipes. And spray inside your oven with a water sprayer a few times while it cooks. The steamy air gives it a chewy outside.
>>681638845
21
Refugee
Your country, Allahu Ackbar!
>20
>Play in a band & studio technician
>Varies but 23-25k
>>681641099
Must be a bigger fan of the chef's new white sauce recipe
>>681641082
Fried egg in noodles
Fried egg in rice
Fried egg on any sandwich
Fried egg in soup
Hell im an amerifat and i love fried eggs in anything.
>mfw fried egg on pie is the shit
>>681641213
Noted
>>681641264
Good one dad
> 42.0
> 69k
> nailing your sister
>>681640556
Hey guy are you still here? I could quizz you all day on what it takes to be a good chef. I'm 1st year and would lvoe advice
>>681641337
Dude you are Missouri
>>681641069
>40
>stay at home dad
>my children's love
27
Soldier
Not a lot.
>>681638845
>26
> Sous Chef
>75k
Chef for a franchise
£7.22 an hour
Fml
>>681641221
Kek
>20
>Forklift driver/ "handyman" at a factory
>3k/month
>>681638845
23
truck driver and i work with kids that has autism
34k$
>>681640252
It gets better man, put your time in and come to wa to the mines, I'm on 90kpa and I work 1 week on 1 week off and 5 weeks holiday so I'm literally only working maybe 3, 1/2 months out of the year
>>681640883
>>681641099
Nah, exec's ok but doesn't swing that way. It means I do more paperwork and menu creation than actually producing meals. I oversee day to day ops for 3 separate teams of cooks (catering, board operation, retail eateries), each with a chef de cuisine looking after details. Oh, and anything else chef doesn't have time or patience to fuck with.
>>681641501
Close
>>681640225
This one actually sounds believable
>>681640556
Keep your crumbed scallops and raspberry coulis for 1999 faggot,,
>>681638845
> 26
> Startup CEO
> 1,2M / year
>>681641658
>Chef
nice one
>>681640635
>things that aren't real
>>681638845
23
Student
9600k euro/year
20
Professional poker player
£1 an hour
>>681638845
> 19
> Male (mostly gay) prostitute and cam stuff
> Around $200k / year
>>681641922
Pistachio crust, beet jus plebian.
>>681638845
>27
>I sell propane and propane accessories. Seriously.
>>681641807
I don't know man.
I kinda dig the slum lifestyle, it has some real comradery with the kitchen boys you know.
I wanna move to melbourne, or at its better knon, hipster central and work for some high class places/try to get with this girl I've been in love with for like 5 years
>>681641824
Kumara with wasabi aioli and burnt, deep-fried garnish,,yeh, sounds like you need to broaden your horizon faggot, it's 2016 not 1999
>>681642417
>>681642334
>>681641922
Why is this samefag roasting all the chefs.
21 male professional anal sex receiver 10mil/day
>>681642334
Do you guys want to start an aus chef thread, maybe not here but in food??
>>681642573
Who would pay 10mil for that asshole.
>18
>CEO
>Last year made about 920m USD, this year approx 82936 billion
>>681642334
my god the mass production is strong in this one.....
>mfw i work in a 20 cover restaurant
>mfw i have no face
>>681642633
I'm the first year apprentice, and I would like that. hold on I'll make it.
>>681642301
How much do u make from camming I want to do this but I don't know if I'll actually make money or not. I am fairly attractive
>>681642733
i beleive you are trolling
>>681642512
Am just drunk and trolling, I do have 5 star buffets if you guys want to see them, but start a new thread somewhere else,, I don't really have anything fine dining anymore., been out of that game for about 4 years
>>681638845
29
Mario Lopez impersonator
$1770 per month
Hey sous you coming to food for pics for the 1St year??
16
Student
None
>>681642806
you dont say
44
Unemployed
$0
25
Supermarket manager
£540k
>>681643096
Mods
>>681643248
Open another checkout
Link to the chef thread
>>681643221
Project Manager, 93K per year
18
Law student
£350
20
Student / Part Time Tech Support
£25k ($37k ish)
>>681643911
God I love Ross
>>681638845
26
1st Lieutenant
~$38.5k
>21
>nigger
>15k welfare
I'm 23. I make cookies for 19 an hour.
>>681644100
They used to be a lot better but, still good.
23
real estate investor
300k-350k
Honesty
29
Armed security guard
29k a year but awesome bennies. Good health care, company car, equipment reimbursement among other things.
>26
>professional hockey player
>700K
no, i'm not in the playoffs
43
Serial rapist
Whatever I get from bitches' purses
>>681638845
22
Server
19k
>>681644622
make me believe it you fucking grocery stick
>>681644622
If your not in the playoffs can we really call you a professional
18
Student/part time supermarket worker
£7.50/hour or about £350-£400 a month (don't use yearly rate bcuz I'm only working here til september)
>>681644672
>43
>serial rapist
sounds about right.
>>681643248
I call bullshit. No manager makes that much money just running a fucking supermarket.
>>681640581
always just thought of them as aussie deer. we eat those fuckers here
>>681640430
Underpaid at that
NYC Wendy's Chef checking in.
15 USD per hour
>>681638845
>23
>Just recently fired from a good job and about to leave to try and talk to my boss to explain the situation and ask for my job back/promise to do everything I can to be a model employee
>>681639165
Good job buddy, you'll go really far in life by getting off on such a great foot!
>>681645072
Hi matt. I'll be happy to take you back, you lazy peice of shit.
>>681638845
These threads are hilarious. The average /b/tard makes 6 figures and 10% of /b/tards are millionaires? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>681645072
Don't promise nigger. Go in there with a corrective action plan in mind. Give your boss a sense of HOW the behavior will change in measurable terms. Why should they hire you back? What benefit do you bring the company?
>22
>1 trillion annual
>illuminati janitor
> 7
> your mom
> 600k
>>681640367
Kek
>>681645231
Fk u Shaun.
>>681638845
27
Industrial chemicals analyst
75K
22 Medical Logistics 60k Felon and high school drop out. Anything can happen if you work hard
19
lab tech
$13.50 /hr
>>681639988
Ruining google surveys is for the best anon
>21 yo
>student
>2000€ year from gardening and other free time stuff
I know it sucks
>>681643297
XDDDDDD
>>681645319
I am going to do all that.
They fired me for a silly reason. I believe my co worker over exaggerated the situation. I'm not going in there to play the blame game.
There's plenty of reasons to keep me around (Why would they want to waste time and money during the busiest time of the year training someone new?)
24
Autist/Professional 4chan user
$1 an hour for the rest of my life.
It really doesn't help that my food costs are $15 a day. No, neet life is not at all equivalent to the grandeur it's made out to be.
Laying alone in bed 22 hours a day is fucking shit.
It was a complete accident that I got the diagnosis and got put on social security.
No one hires an autist and everyone treats me like a tard when I tell them.
>>681645893
>They fired me for a silly reason.
Sexual harassment is not a laughing matter
>>681647113
It wasn't sexual harassment.
>>681647785
that's not what she thinks.
19
Professional league player
4k per win. 1/6 of the prize if we win a championship.
24
Helirappeler for United States forest service, so just a specialized wildland firefighter
15 dollars an hour
88
5 weeds a day
Professional weed smoker
27
Club penguin moderator
20$/ban
23
Veteran
Working for my state's elections office.
12k/year (part time)
>>681640089
The fuck?? Simple welder reporting in. How do you find an opportunity like that??
>23
>no job
>0
the struggle.
>>681638845
3
slut
100k
>22
>comp sci student but I work part-time as a medical clerk sometimes
>8.50usd an hour
25
Electrical retailer & life guard
20k
>>681649242
this is too good
28
SAP Consultant
60k Euro
Yep.
>>681649952
That's 20k GBP
>>681640825
> ---
>not "Does it for free"
Disappoint.
>>681641740
That aint that bad
>24
>police
>65k
>>681638845
>24
>Sous Chef
>35k
I'm not sure how I got here. Not in a negative way, I just did not see myself in this profession or living a relatively comfortable life in it. And never have I ever thought of myself as a leader.
26
Inventory management
50k
12
President of Space
30917890000000$ per second
>>681638845
>23
>Radio broadcast engi
>~20k
>>681652695
Sounds pretty good. But just to be sure, what is the space dollar to American dollar conversion rate?
19
Package Handler
12/hr
18
Part time carer
24k
19
Deli baker
10k a year if I'm lucky
>looking for new job
>also my last name is Baker
>nobody shuts the fuck up about my job and my last name
>>681653387
what does ur job consist of anon?
>>681638845
22
Correctional Officer
60K
26
veggieman in a supermarket
€21k
Been on the job for pretty much my whole youth, now i signed a 31 hour contract. Always €1600 for doing nothing is nice. I want an additional 500 a month and I'd be happier.
Sucking cock sounds profitable
>>681638845
>30
>full-time parent
>$1,300/month
12
pickle polisher
for free
21
Regional Airline Pilot
25K
Management consultant. Round 110k on a good year upper 80s on a bad.
>>681655786
34yo btw
24
Sped teacher
30k
>>681656035
How do you do it?
>22
>autobody prepper, detailer
>around 25K CAD
I hate my fuckin job. I still live with my parentts. Currently sitting in my car in the shop's parking lot at coffee time.
>>681638845
>17
>Whole Foods/Yoga Instructor (two jobs)
>$48k
>>681656484
Meant to put 19.
>>681638845
20
Janitorial for a nursing home
Somewhere around 33K a year
But in school for electrical engineering.
>>681638845
>Inspector
22
HandWork or workforce(i don't know how you call it in english)
19k/y
I thought being a pirate would make me happy. But instead it just taught me to hate the world even more.
>>681648742
what team?
>>681638845
>24
>united states postal service
>50k and up with overtime
Honestly i had a co worker make a little over 100k with all the overtime they give us.
>>681638845
15
scratch my balls
1kk
>>681640761
Bruh. Post SoundCloud plox. Also give tips to a guy who just bought ableton. I'm lost as fuck
>>681639165
>17
Mods please escort the child out.
>>681659163
>>681656600
also checked those dub dubs
61
Several 100 millions annually, I don't really know
Former Real Estate Tycoon, Crony Capitalist and Fraudulent University Dean, currently running for US President
>>681639165
You are quite possibly the worst liar that has ever blatantly lied about anything, ever, in the history of 4chan. Probably the world. you should stop coming here.
>>681658094
you will never make it in this industry. Choose another dream.
19
Art Student
-1k
>>681639964
How the fuck are you only on 400k if you're renting out 200+ properties?
The average rental income in London is £1000 per month, so 1000x12x200=£2,400,000
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You could at least make your lies mathematically accurate.
>>681660620
I'm still amazed that people pick art when it comes to further studies.
I mean their is literally fuck all job opportunities to gain out of it.
It''s clear half the anons here have no idea how much is the average salary. A bunch of kids that never worked.
>>681660018
Bernie?
The only way you could be unemployed as a nurse is if you're retarded or you generally suck at your job. Don't bother going on to graduate school just leave the profession. Its one of the easiest fields to get a job in no matter where you're located or what your specialty is. You can find work if you're not a lazy idiot.
19
Heavy Vehicle technician
50-100k depending on what shifts I do
>>681640671
FBI salaries arent classified ya liar. federal jobs operate on known pay scales.
>>681638845
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
24
security director
33k
>>681638845
>30
>too lazy to work
>0
>>681660329
Are the anon who posted earlier?why do you say that?
>>681661320
>gullible goy is gullible
that's just what zog wants you to believe
16
Professional Cumbucket
I have sugar daddy
Professional liar
1mil per shitpost
>>681660622
Maybe that's after mortgage and rentail management costs. BUT yeah I thought the same
PDR technician. Over 100K.
26
Lawyer
750k
28, full time student. started college late, but only because i joined the military when i was 18, and just got out 2 years ago.
studying hospitality management.
front desk rep @ a hotel.
The general manager has super high expectations of me, because almost all of his grandfather, and his father, and some of the women have served in the military. He tells me to learn the job as fast as possible because he wants to assign me as the hotels assistant General Manager.
This will put me on salary pay.
pay will go from $10.00 to about $19.00-$21.00. + benefits, + paid vacation + Easiest job of my life, all in a matter of 6 months, or less.
No complaints considering that I'm still only in my first year of school.
>>681642229
Shiit. You most be multitablin'.
------------------ /b/ is going to love this. 28.4.16 Day op was not a fag http://expirebox.com/download/8ff52e0d5c5058f688099956ccbd0c2e.html <3
32
Fire extinguisher service technician
$48k
>>681661907
Only the young idiots who have no experience (and that's the majority of /b/ these days.) with the internet are curious as to what virus is lurking behind that code.
>>681646378
You don't sounds autistic you just sound lazy as shit. You can learn a marketable skill
>>681662178
Nice, anon. easy job?
30
Water treatment consultant
70k
>>681662286
Yeah. Can get pretty greasy because I do fire suppression systems in hoods of kitchens. Sometimes the hours suck, but all in all I love it. Drive around most of the day, walk through buildings, check some dates on the extinguisher and change the tag. Repeat.
>>681638845
23
Computer technician
19k
>>681662247
Yeah, who in their right mind would think there are 28 months in a year.
17
mcdonals
3 EUR per hour (hard life in central europe)
>>681638845
25
Drug Dealer
Usually about 500,000
>I run my own business
>>681662766
>Refugee spotted!
>>681661805
@ 26, i don't think you're even close to banking that. If my estimation is right, you just graduated from law school very recently, and are still trying to gain experience. You will achieve that by working @ a law firm, first, before opening your own firm. your not even banking 100k, yet. My cousin, and an ex both worked at law firms, and your annual pay is only a fraction of what you stated. a small fraction. like, no more than 12% of that.
>more like someone whose family didn't run away during communism
27
Process Worker Machinist
88,000 AUD
>>681662850
everybody roll their eyes on the count of three. 1...2....3...
@_@ yeah, ok buddy. 16 year old spotted.
>>681662948
> TOP KEK, sir !
how do you only make 25k a year, I do body work and make 55-60k per year, but even when i started out I was making about 35k. Some of my co-workers that work ridiculous hours make over 100k
17
IT specialist
800dollar / month (im in apprenticeship)
>23
>take care of developmentally disabled adults
>9.50/hr
>>681638845
-37
-professional masturbator
-$0
-virgin
>>681662610
Woooh, damn, anon. I thought my job was easy, you have it MADE!
>>681663219
500k is a rounded figure by the way. like any business owner, my salary is dependent on my sales - expenses. If I were 16, I think I would have lied about being a stock broker; those guys rake in the cash
>>681663061
you are wrong sir. I believe that he does earn 750k per year... In INDIAN RUPEES
24
Farm Worker
£13k
>>681663624
so your the one I've been seeing in all those fap tributes
>>681663686
oh, and thats in euro
>>681662610
Wow and I'm unemployed and have to walk several miles a day to buy a small amount of groceries and food because the Jews took my license because they want me to pay 10grand for getting caught backing out of my driveway in a car with no insurance.
YT partners, whatever this guys does, investment bankers- i mean there is no shortage of jobs that pay people to do nothing. Yet this is the lives some of us live.
>>681663966
bullshit you cheap sob. unless £13k is pocket money from your daddy, you aint earning that unless you are part time
31
Lidl sales assistant
27k+ per year
>>681638845
>20
>biomedical engineering student
>0
>>681664151
Considering I was on 9k I'm quite happy with it
