ITT: prove to me you're an oldfag >pro tip: you can't,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: prove to me you're an oldfag
>pro tip: you can't, because everyone on /b/ is a fucking newfag
>>681596155
>Lurks moar
girugamesh!!
>>681596155
I've said it before, and I'll keep fucking saying it.
If you feel the need to prove you're an old fag, you're not an old fag. Period.
Pudi Pudi Pudi, you candy ass roody poos.
kak
any one remember tractor girl? nah you don't
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>>681596413
>Pudi Pudi Pudi, you candy ass roody poos.
Nigger that shit aint even that old.
How 2 sprint
I fucked boxxy
Whats a usb line
>>681596155
>blast it with piss
Niggers
>>681596155
Pool's closed to newfags who cant triforce.
>Jessi slaughter and her dun goofed father
The game.
>>681596155
OP is a fucking nigger summer faggot who noticed one of these threads before, copied the image thinking he was clever and posted it trying to assert himself as an oldfag, get the fuck out of here until you can go on family.com without asking for your parents permission
>>681597610
It's full of aids
Fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza.
bring back snacks
>>681597806
Kek
>>681596155
the grifter
frosted butts?
>>681596155
Only newfags try and prove they're old fags.
>>681597806
fuken savved kid
>>681596155
Heat is die
Don't mess with football
OUT OF MY WAY NIGGER I HAVE SHIT TO DO
Who is Candlejack anywa-
>>681596889
U nasty 4 this 1
>>681596155
Niko to return to your thread
>>681598275
Shit dude! Don't say candle jack! If you do you'll g-
Hey do you have battletoads?
Puddi
>>681598474
Kek I remember calling GameStop a few times
>>681598474
>battletoads
oh you kids think this is a joke? stop fucking calling us and asking for battletoads. we have had over 100 calls about this garbage tier nes-game. eat a bag of dicks and NEVER call back here. i'm serious i will find out where you live.
>>681596155
>>681597286
Be there in 30 minutes
an hero.
>>681598719
Longcat is toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
long
>>681598275
>>681598446
You fucking newfags are doing it wr
Milhouse isnt a meme
we did it /b/ros
ez
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BITCHES DON'T KNOW
>>681597610
Kek
Applemilk1988
>>681599716
i dont remember this. wtf is she playing with cum?
>>681598341
You are the real winner.
Nod Flenders
who has that picture of some guy injecting shit into his cockhole? please post anon.
>>681596889
I'll show you later
>>681599927
That UI is cringeworthy
Who has daisy's destruction?
>>681600240
i don't know but posting that evil here is a bad idea. there are a few members here who helped find that piece of shit. he was being hunted for awhile.
I Herd U Liek Mudkips
>>681600240
DO NOT WANT
>>681596155
cause all of the oldfags an hero as they become jaded enough to actually be called oldfags; or leave because they found something more worthwhile than shitposting, like a hobby, or a lover, or an animal.
>>681600700
i like to make out with my sister. that is why i no longer post on 4chan
Yallniggasbepostininatrollthread.jpg
Fantastic the surgeon is inspired
Is 2007 newfag?
Will someone watch this please?
>>681596155
>>681600907
newafag
>>681600915
I'll just be a few minutes, please don't knock it over, thanks!
>>681597286
oh shit I had forgotten about the card stand lol
>>681600804
is your sister a dachshund? If not don't waste my time.
He took an arrow to the knee
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS are roodypoo candy ass on Newt Gingrich
I'm not even an oldfag though
JULAY
UDADA!
>the rock says know your role
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The One True Been of /b/ Boxxy
>>681598907
RIP MITCH
>>681596413
>thinks old is 2011
>>681601449
The good old days.
Who owns the sky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6YMJSkcdw8
>>681601726
NO CRACKY IS QUEEN
>>681601854
I luv u cracky-chan
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>>681598275
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>>681597520
Fucking classic, original and old school dank memes. Jesus these are old, like... OP years old.
>>681599413
Cracky! You adorable you! :3
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
Well, I'm retired but I guess I can make a cameo. Just this once!
Check my singles!
>>681596840
every one fucked boxxy
>>681596413
>"If you feel the need to prove you're an old fag, you're not an old fag. Period."
>Then goes on to try and prove he's an old fag.
Timeless.
>>681601444
OMG HOW IN THE FUCK COULD I FORGET WRRYYYYYYYY!?!
>>681601785
>implying 5 years isn't a decent amount of time
>>681600915
Mydixadrill.jpg
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>>681602217
>lurk moar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSbuv_K67yQ
>>681602005
Oh, that was a 5! Brings back good times..
Rule 34
>>681596155
>>681602562
Check em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8w4vVaOL8
i saw some boobies
what is this?
>>681602324
JESUS CHRIST I WAS GONE FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES AND YOU SPILT IT
YOU FUCKS CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT
MODSMODSMODS
>>681602727
Double 27's even
>>681599413
Oh god I miss cracky chan. What ever happened to her?
NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
>>681602324
MODS MODS MODS ban this sadistic fuck
>>681602670
That reminds me of the Stephen Colbert Rule 34 kek
>>681596155
/b/ space program
LUPIS!!!!!!
>>681603338
Bagger?
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>>681602005
I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH EFG! SEEING YOU NOW AGAIN BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES.
>>681596413
Take that sinep out of your mouth.
>>681602448
room for one more?
>>681603688
Is she dead?
>>681603931
too soon
Do you tip the delivery guy?
>>681603931
>bringing topical humor into a nostalgia thread
>>681602347
> Syntax Error #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G46YMyQjBY
>>681603878
FUKKEN CARD CRUSHER! :D
>>681603931
And I still don't fucking get this one. This is one the weird memes that came out later outta nowhere.
Omae wa no shinderu
>>681603931
Really dude, that's fucked, even for /b/ its to soon
>>681596155
Ikr LOL
shit kills me fam
XD
>>681603931
Too soon man.
Also, anyone else remember this glorious win of a thread?
>>681596155
nice try op. that fire is shooped. i dont even...
>>681604628
For anyone not there, this glorious bastard invited over a decent looking chick for sex, and cammed it in secret for all of us, and whenever she'd leave the room he'd chat with us for a while. This was around the same time as the card stand actually got knocked over, for time context.
Linky or you stinky
>>681597426
getting hit with a wave of nostalgia from just reading those words. Fuck. I'm too high for that.
>>681597709
God dammit.
>>681597709
You nigger.
>>681604437
>>681604952
Double nigger.
>>681596795
How old is considered oldfag?
I'm 2012 and those memes make me cringe looking back at em
>le trollface
>>681605080
>cringe
you're not an oldfag
>>681605059
PINGAS
>>681596155
Quentin
Anyone remember that guy?
>>681598275
>Oh I know what I talking about!
>I'm an oldfag too! hurdahurdahurda!
I'm not playing this dumbass candleja-
Gay bear blowjob....
>>681605250
nigger can't even joke about candlejack, you gotta say his fu-
>>681596155
Itty bitty baby.
>>681605250
>talking about candlejack
>ends like a sni-
>>681605362
Oh come on it's just typing candlej-
>>681604558
I remember people would get banned for posting this on the ultimate-guitar forums. Fuck I'm getting old
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>Who's moot
Who's W.T. Snax?
>>681596155
Anyone else remember the guy that kept sticking more and more ball bearings in his ass?
>>681596155
>>681600915
It has always amused me that you cunts are proud that you have been on this shit board for a long time. So you're saying that you feel proud that you have been an anti-social virgin edgelord since 2008?
>>681605894
How could you!!!!????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
It was so innocent!
And so Pure!
MODSMODSMODS
>>681605497
Ḩ̧̛̆́͑ͥ͛ͣ́͗̋̂̓ͮ͆̽̚͠͏̹̜̞̺͙̩̠̥͖̠͇̮̬̣͔͍͔E̷̵̯̮̬̫͈͙͙͈͈͕̜̥̖͓͚̞̎̽̀ͯ̋̀́̕ ͦ͂ͩ͑̋ͪͦ͊̅̌̚̚͘͏̨͏̘̲̼̗͚͎̯͓̳͉͙͉͍͠ͅC̴̥̺͔̝͔͔̪̟̺̈̊̔ͨͣ̏̓̈ͩ̾̐ͤ̈̈̋̃͑̈̚͘̕O̡̧̦͚̲̘̲͔̥͉̮̤̬ͬ̄͌ͬͬ̅ͪͧ̄͒ͬ͊ͣ̌ͥ͠ͅM̴̦̯̳̥̦̘͔̯̯̯̣̭̣̌ͣ̈͂ͥ̑̓̋̌̂̑͝Ë̡̠̼̻̲́̎ͥ̎͆̄ͭ͋ͭ̍̾̈̇͛ͮͥ̑ͪ̚͡͠S̛̈́͂͗͊̊̚҉͙̲̯̜̙̰̳̣̰̝̹͖͕ͅ ̛͉̹̹̞̝̯̹̜̗͉̘͔̻̜̮̖̍̽ͮͫ̉́̂̎̏̊ͭͣͣͯ̈́͑ͯ̚͢F̵ͦ̎̂̀̃ͤ̃̓̈́̃̒̂ͧͥͦ̐҉͏̸̴͈̳̰̞O̵ͧ̀ͭͨ̈ͭͫ̍͑̈ͫͧ̑͒͏̗͓̪̭̥͎̙͚̞͇̦̜͓̯̪̥̣̯R̔͋̈́̍ͥ̅̇̌̉͐̚͏̴̨̱̗̖̬̩͓̩͎͢ͅͅ ̿̔ͬͮ̇̀ͯͩ̅ͮͬͤ͛͒͏̶̢̣̝̭̤͍͙̞̟̬̳̹̩̣͍̳̳͘N̸̷̵͕̳̣̯̜̞̝͚̹̝̫͊͋ͥ͐̔̀̋͝ͅȨͬ̍ͯ͗̇̄̈̇̌҉̵̵̯̖̩̫͖̹̝̺̭̗W̴̠̖̭͚̫͉͔ͧ̈̌ͦͤ̎͆̑͐͒̇́͘ͅF̷ͦ̉̽̈́ͤͣ͒͆̂̍̋͌͋̓҉̗͖͙̳̼̬̫̦͝A̷͖̗̯̣̝̠̹͔̯̩͚̪̾̅̅̋͑ͤ̈́ͬ̇͑ͥ̋ͨ̂ͣ͋͌̀̕͡G͍͚̫̲̘̭̜̖̽̐ͯ̓͑̎̐̕͞ͅS̵̨͖͈̟͈̩̳̮͓̗͕͂̾̉ͫ́ͯ́͒ͭ̔̀͟͢
>>681602448
Haven't seen this guy in years.
>>681605768
Surgeon is inspired
>>681606054
Shhhh. We don't want people in on this.
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>>681600915
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>>681603123
I forgot about this hahaha. thanks for reminding me of leek spin anon
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>>681606542
Come on you guys, that shit's not old! I believe in you, dig deeper.
>>681606124
The Surgeon is pleased
The Surgeon is pleased
The Surgeon is pleased
The Surgeon is pleased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY&ab_channel=AndrewGold
>>681596155
http://i.imgur.com/YSho6WQ.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0TSa-jpAmU&ab_channel=LulzAnthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJGRlm3alLY&ab_channel=SethReber
Not really old, but fun.
>>681606735
>inb4 faggots think this is cancer
>>681607169
didnt all those faggots snitch each other out?
>>681597286
Dude, this shit was phenomenal.
>>681607354
Sabu snitched the rest out, didn't serve any time in prison for it, FBI gave him a pass.
He was working for the FBI while they were doing several hacks in order to get evidence on the others, if I remember right he was doing it from the FBI HQ too lol
>>681597286
>not posting the gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ&ab_channel=KeyboardCat
The Game
>>681607258
get that shit out of here
>>>/9gag/
>>681605665
>>681596155
Pro tip:
You don't greentext pro tips.
Lurk moar
I remember dial-up. I couldn't care less about any oldfag newfag bullshit, but I'll tell you this, /b/ was never good.
>>681607722
>found the fagoot.
>>681607801
Confirmed old fag.
>>681607853
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>>681608003
I remember 12chan
>>681599716
Ohh Emiry
>>681608190
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>>681608248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gg5LOd_Zus&ab_channel=TheGeeker
>>681596155
Bamboozled!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&ab_channel=cregets
Hey guys can I be an oldfag too?
>>681608545
>Zimbabwe
Never understood why he held the razor in the wrong direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY&ab_channel=defbyte
Was anyone else active on the site when the MLP people were raiding? I feel like it wasn't that long ago but they just disappeared completely..
>>681608975
I was here. They disappeared when the /mlp/ board opened up. After that, we could flag mlp posts as spam and they stopped.
>>681608477
Oh wow. Never knew about that.
>>681608624
Go away Milhouse.
>>681609243
The whistles go WHOOOOOOOOO
>>681609221
ah, I stopped paying attention to this place for a solid 2 1/2 years and came back to that garbage then bailed out for another year.
>>681608975
Yup. Dark times.
Do something with this guys. Wanna see it it becomes a meme. Not a really cool meme. But a meme maybe :D
>>681609455
Dear God man.
>implying that i'm implying that you're implying
>>681609455
>>681609707
> implying that has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>681609806
Lol
>>681609806
Bretty good
>>681596155
>inb4 all the old fags left this shithole long before your newfagit ass got here
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>>681609873
shit i forgot about that
>>681609988
Oh shit, what?
>>681609455
>>681609988
God Damnit.
>>681610183
>fix'd
>>681610183
l2crop
>>681598341
>>681596413
You sir, are and idiot. :)
I became an alcohol.
>inb4 catgodess 404
I accidentally a whole coke bottle, is this bad?
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>681607713
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
L33T
>itt
Like this guys! XD
>>681610499
>It's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
>>681611076
Come now, you should know better than to use emoticons here.
>>681605741
Dude, that's fucking stu ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
>>681610311
MODS MODS MODS
>>681597286
Fucking classic
>>681611243
I still act like newfag when I've been on 4chan for a good 4. Maybe 5 months now so... That is oldfag?
MFW I posted in 2009 and was told to lurkmoar
MFW it's 2016 and it's my second post on /b/
>>681611537
>forgets meme arrows
>>681602727
Oh Creepy-chan, you really should have won that beauty show all those years ago, you gorgeous mess you
>>681611425
Worst get ever
>>681596155
ITT: try to prove you've wasted years of your life scrolling through a image board full of degenerates
>pro tip: op is a faggot
>>681611623
>implying they're called meme arrows
http://www.strawpoll.me/10070711
here you guys go
>>681611791
>implying they aren't
>>681601994
moar
>>681601994
>Nobody calling for mods
Nostalgia
>>681601994
bruh
bruh
bruh
pizza holds cheese better than sinks
>>681611897
>implying fgsfds
>>681596155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>681612103
>>681612137
Fucking what???
I made one post and it split it into two.
>>681611986
I guess you can say... we're sinking to new old levels of depravity.
>>681612103
>>681612137
>>681612192
You're so big, anon!
The posts can't hold you in just one~
Fill me up with your thick ego, anon!
>implying
EFG was a cool guy, so was cockmongler.
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>>681612333
nice trips
The night anon stole a skull from the catacombs...
>>681612468
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
>>681611734
Fuck off my fucking board then, you fag.
God people like you make me sick, acting high and mighty on 4chan.
If this is what I want to do with my life, why do you fucking care??????
>>681610611
Oh no. You've just brought to my attention that this meme isn't a thing anymore. I thought that everyone on /b/ knew about this, but now that I think back I haven't seen it in ages.
>>681612468
>Been here since 2014
>>681612855
i see it every now and then
>>681612855
I'd honestly forgotten about it until I saw
>>681609873
which i'm not quite sure was what reminded me of it
>>681612872
kill yourself
>>681607258
I heard that these shitty rage memes had some great content from where they originated from. Did these come from /b/ or...?
I think the farthest back I remember was Zero Hour.
A re-up, since the original was taken down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2LIPdCmz0
