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>>681589542
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>>681591089
how is that even possible?
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>>681591236
Big dick + loose asshole
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>>681591840
nice legs and ass
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>>681592085
thanks! wanna see more? ;)
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>>681592173
sure :)
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>>681592173
Yes
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>>681592386
>>681592237
I hope you like what you see ;)
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>>681592173
Yes
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>>681592531
Very sexy, Would love to help there ;)
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>>681592645
mmh what would you do with me?
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>>681592531
I do cause I need moar!
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>>681592835
would suck your girly cock then bend you over and lick your tight little asshole for a bit.
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>>681592995
hehe youve got me hot now >.<
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>>681593456
hehe oops :3
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>>681593456
I would arch you over and fuck you till you came from the prostate stimulation alone
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I hate and love these treads. Ive meet a few cool ppl in these things but at the same time makes me want a Trap gf even more, or to start dressing more and work on taking it further :(
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>>681593574
go on..;)

btw feel free to save. I dont have a blog or anything
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Any traps here in Aus?
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>>681593986
After you come I would clean you up and get you ready to fuck me
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>>681589542
>>681589784
>>681590922
>>681591466
Sauce on all please
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>>681594867
VERY nice legs and sexy bulge
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I wish I wasnt so cubby
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>>681594867
Wouldn't happen to have a video of you cummin would you?
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>>681595010
Oh my god. So cute
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>>681595100
awful fucking picture why the fuck would you post this wtf is wrong with you
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>>681595205
yup ^.^
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>>681595100
Fuckin faggot
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>>681595354
Who is this?
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>>681595611
Zakaria lee...read the file name dingus
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>>681595158
I don't think my fiancee would like that lol, I don't pass anyway
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>>681595100
don't listen to the other guys, fuck them. i like chubby gurls... show me your booty :D
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>>681596624
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>>681597055
he got a purdy mouf
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>>681591089
sauce
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i just want someone to pin me up a gainst the wall and fill me up
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>>681597635
Face!
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>>681597723
I don't pass and I have friends on here lol
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>>681593986
>It's all yours, friend!
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>>681597635
cuuute... moar plz?
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>>681597858
Lose some clothes then
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Here faggots
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>>681597720
someone keep me company :p
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>>681597936
kek
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>>681598353
Kik?
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>>681597720
Where are you? On hormones?
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>>681598494
Kik?
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>>681598353
OK, what do you want me to do to you?
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>>681598477
10/10 movie poster.

Moar?
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>>681598345
thank you. that is so fucking hot... moar/sauce?

also, who uses a suction cup dildo on a carpet? smdh
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>>681598477
no way thats a trap. feminine penis or GTFO
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>>681598654
that was his best pic of the set

i didnt save any of the set :3
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>>681597656
Yum
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>>681590287
whose that
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>>681598170
My penis needs to be on there
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>>681598552
Im in DC

>>681598637
I want you to fuck my ass until i cum all over myself. Then you can watch me lick it up ;)
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>>681599228
You have my dicks attention
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>>681599078
Yup
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>>681599508
Look at that pale ass. Mmm just delicious. Dance for me. Let's see you Walt's around in ya panties.
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Anyone know how to do this?
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>>681599679
sauce?
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>>681599930

I don't know, but might be using an Aneros.
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>>681599930
i wish...
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Heya
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>>681591089
That's looks... painful.
I've tried it before, but the pain of bending my erect cock tends to be too much.
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>>681601416
Hello
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>>681600633
Holy shit!
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>>681601416
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>681601416
Yo look cute! Nice outfit!
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>>681599930
...pretty sure she's just put her penis in between her thighs and dry humpped it.
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>>681601416
show us ur manface fgt
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>>681599679
SAUCE
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>>681601533
>>681601644
>>681601660
I'm bored this morning
>>681601858
No
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>>681598831
That's Aubrey Frost, learn to internet
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>>681601172
Thing is, I can't see a toy.

>>681601840
You might be right - get close, edge for a while, then switch to that. I was just... intrigued.

Another one is pic related - yeah, it could easily be done by getting close, removing the toy, and spewing goo, but I was curious as to whether or not there was some other toy, trick, or technique at work.
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>>681602108
Then post more for us beautiful
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>>681602108
Cute, keep them coming.
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>>681599679
been searching. failed. sauce plox
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>>681602793
Ok
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>>681590357
This faggot dis a scene with Christian
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>>681602743
moar like this!
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>>681603061
You look fantastic!
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>>681603061
Oh my look at those delicious lips.
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>>681603061
Omg so cute. Moar!
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>>681603262
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>>681603271
Thank you ^^
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>>681603061
Post more, ass preferably so I can come
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>>681599930
she's just dry-humping between her thighs. i've done it; you have to be REALLY pent up and horny for it to work
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>>681603399
I need that outfit :D
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>>681602967
Who is this?
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>>681603399
And those itty nitty titts. Mmmmm lift that skirt up.
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>>681602661
I have done something similar a time or two...gotta be hard and horny enough that the pressure from forcing your dick "down" instead of up translates to pleasure. then just hump \ flex away and it is almost like jerking off with your legs

walk a fine line with "Im going to fracture muh dick" sometimes when getting close and finishing, and I always worry that I'll damage myself in some way so I don't do it too much...that clip always makes me want to grab some nylons and give it a go with slick legs like that
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>>681603399
Lose some clothes for me baby, and give me your kik too cause I need a lot more of you
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>>681603524
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FaggotFaggot FaggotFaggots
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>>681603481
It's on aliexpress ; )
>>681603639
Here you are
>>681603726
Kik : lf987
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>>681603899
ty :) Ill check it out.
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LF trannys/passable traps melb
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>>681603807
thanks fam
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>>681603899
Oh yes, dam my dick wants you.
I must explore that body with my hands and mouth/tongue.
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>>681603899
I must fap. My god you're perfect
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>>681603899
You are a cutie!
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>>681597364
I'm gonna need about seven thousand of those...thanks.
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>>681601494
The secrete is to bend it while not erect
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>>681592531
where are you from?
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>>681597509
long mint
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>>681596708
faggot
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>>681603992
You'll find this one too ^^
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>>681604582
what are they under? I ant find it for shit lol
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>>681603685
I'll have to try that. The most similar thing I've done is like this - face down with dick pointed downward & toy, but the harder I got, the more uncomfortable it got.
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>>681599508
how the hell he get such a feminine ass like that????
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>>681604582
So pretty
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>>681602108
Kik?
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Looking for a Tgirl penpal, mainly want to talk about filth and what not.
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>>681603481
Any pics of you?
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>>681604819
good question
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>>681599930
again, how a man can get such a feminine looking ass??
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>>681597936
thanks lori
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>>681604928
nope sorry.
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>>681604976
Oh my lord moar moar moar
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>>681604682
nm I found them xD
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>>681604976
Good fucking God...
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>>681604908
Anyone know how to make yourself cum like this?
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>>681605013
Aw, shame.
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>>681604976
>>681599930
>dat ass
R U SRS?
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>>681605134
need to know as well
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>>681604976
Wanna bury my face in that ass
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>>681597720
Id love to pin u against the wall and fuck you tell i filled you with cum
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>>681605113
>>681605116
assbro is so sexy
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>>681589542
Faggot
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>>681605333
Where can I get all of this?
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>>681605333
Nice
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i wish someone would just push me down, spread my legs and take me. Just to feel your cockhead push past my tight asshole and stretch my insides till you filled me up and fuck me till you left your creamy seed deep inside my quivering ass<3
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>>681605709
Post kik
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>>681605487
>>681605530
ive accumulated them here on /b/ over the years

i think he took his tumblr down or something
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>>681605709
Drop them panties and bend the fuck over while I tug at your collar bitch. I will ravage you like the moaning hire you are.
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>>681605983
don't have one, i'm in VA
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>>681605992
Dam that ass. Need that in front of me and we it slide down.
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Это мамка опа.
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>>681606005
i don't know if you could actually please me like that, if i didn't cum from that, you would have to be punished <3
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>>681605134
If you've never done anything with anal, here's a basic guide:

The best way is a toy or a (safely) improvised toy. While you can find your prostate with your middle finger by reaching down between your legs and curling it upward/foward (like you are trying to tickle the back of your dick), it is such an awkward and hand-cramping position that you are unlikely to have much fun that way (until you get to know what you like, anyway).

If you can find a clean, smooth, rounded non-porous object that will not break, you could start with that. Make sure that it
a) has a section wide enough to prevent complete insertion
OR
a) is long enough for you to hold it without losing it (like, less than half of it is inserted)

Use a lubrication. If you don't have water-based lube, you can use a little bit of cooking oil. DO NOT USE SOAP AS A LUBE. You will regret it. Vaseline works ok, but it is too thick imho.

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>>681606267
Do say.
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>>681606321
is there more i should know?
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Well, first, you would suck my cute dick till i came down your throat. Then after you get my clitty hard again, i'll fuck you just as hard as you did me. maybe your tied up, maybe not.
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>>681605709
Mmmm if you lived in cali and near me id gladly do this alot
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>>681605134
>>681605236
>>681606321
(from above)

Whatever you use, feel around back there. When you locate your prostate, it may feel like you have to pee or give an electric jolt through your dick. Contrary to popular belief, it is rarely instant pleasure. The direct sensations from prostate play start really subtle, but build in such a way that it seriously has to be experienced. Anyway, from there, play and try things out. The orgasm from just jacking off regularly + light prostate pressure for me is about 1.10 - 1.25 times as intense, and longer prostate play can be even better.

I reaching a totally hands-free orgasm to be pretty challenging - I have to be really horny, and it has always taken me at least 20 minutes, often more. When I have, I was using an Aneros Helix while lying on my back or side with nothing touching my dick. Usually I go through cycles of getting hard and soft as I contract hard for a second, then relax for 2 seconds, off and on.

I change things up now and again by contracting hard and holding for a long time (~30 seconds), which gives me almost like electric jolts of pleasure, especially if I follow it up with many rapid, shallow contractions. It can be maddening because of the slow build, and it is hard to resist the urge to "assume manual control", but you must avoid touching your dick.

When ever I've done it, it has been some of the most intense orgasms I've had - duration and number of contractions nearly double a regular O, I've counted up to 20 involuntary contractions. I've also found that my refractory period directly after that first orgasm has always been under 5 minutes. I rarely have the intense penis head sensitivity after I cum this way, and I can rub out another right after.
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>>681607374
show me, show me what you would explore me with.
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>>681604582
More of you? What country are you in?
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>>681607544
I should add, I have a proper large plug, and that is fun, and I've gone hands free with it, but it is large enough that I find it too uncomfortable. I don't have a proper didlo, but expect to buy one soon, so my hands free technique is more like the clip I'm posting than when people fuck themselves to a good hard cum. I am looking forward to getting a toy long enough and large enough to try that, though.

Anyway, have time-lapse hands free footage from someone else.
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I need more beautiful boy bums damn it
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>>681605709
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>>681608182
just like that sweetie, push it in nice and slow <3
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>>681608943
what i would do to have her in my ass....
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>>681609227
Wanna show yours?
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>>681609391
i'm at work, otherwise you wouldn't have to ask sweetie.
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>>681608943
Was this actually you?
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>>681609545
Damn. Always love seeing a hole that loves being filled. :/
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>>681609668
that was a repost
>filename
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what are feminine cocks so appealing? I need a pretty thing deep inside me...
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>>681609837
Jesus, i wish i could get slow fucked like that...
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>>681604819
diet and exercise
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>>681598776
>who does anal over a carpet
fixed
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>>681609920
Fucking faggot
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>>681610394
<3
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>>681589784
I'm not gay but dam I want to destroy this gurl asshole
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THIS IS A DISCUSSION BOARD. CAM WHORES FUCK OFF
>>>/soc/
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>>681610394
I am not at all gay, it's just interesting. I understand some people associate anal play in men with homosexuality, but the bum isn't just for gays.

For instance, I am totally straight, but I do like to see a long, soft, thick horsecock sliding out of a smooth bottom boy like pic related.

Now, before you type out a reply, just try to imagine that warm pressure, the sensation of fullness deep inside of you. Imagine it softening, then being pulled. Imagine slight sticky noises it makes as it slowly slides out of you, leaving behind a thick trail of slime in its wake.

Imagine that as you look at the gif, and tell me you don't feel at least a slight stirring in your loins. Does that make you gay? Of course not.
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>>681610616
That's a man, baby
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>>681610744
>thisisbait.jpg
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>>681610744
Did someone mention, horsecock?
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>>681610744
Dude, do you have to describe it so well, i'm hard....
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>>681610616
Were you dropped, or the more likely head stomped as a child?
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>>681610789
It has tits and a hole and a qt face, that counts as a man
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>>681610975
Projection much? Faggot
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>>681610744
I'm not gay, but dumb - forgot gif

>>681610963
>i'm hard
but not gay, right?
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>>681611042
Where are your standards?
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>>681611141
Counter argument much?
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>>681611199
>0
not gay at all
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>>681611199
99% of the people on this thread are trying to justify why they aren't gay
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>>681603899
more?
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>>681611401
>are they?
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>681611277
Yeah.
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>>681604053
wish i could get on top of you <3
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>>681611477
>yes
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>>681611401
>99%
>62 IP addresses
>Half the posts containing gay or faggot are by people calling others gay or faggots
>about 20 posts total using either word
k
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>>681611672
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>>681593574
>implying you could go that long
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TFW you come to /b/ and see a trap thread within the first few topics.
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>>681608182
if your still there email me at secretmail0810 at gmail
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>>681610918
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>>681611890
rekt
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>>681611890
do you think you could sweetie, cause i would love to find out.
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>>681611941
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>>681611941
I wonder who is behind this post. you sexy faggot you.
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>>681595100
Don't worry. You're not chubby!

YOU'RE FAT YOU DELUDED WHALE CHUBBY IS DIFFERENT YOU'RE FAT OK FATTIE?
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This was a good thread until the kids showed up.
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>>681612377
kek too savage
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>>681612579
>kids
Shiggy.
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>>681612579
could we move it to email?
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>>681612600

He's right, though. That's not chubby, that's just fucking fat. Not that there's an issue with it, but don't kid yourself that being obese is "chubby". That shit needs to stop.
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>>681612669
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>>681610789
ive researched its a she male, so i would destroy that asshole
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>>681611199
>>681610963
>>681610918
When I said horsecock, I meant horsecock dildo, not
>>681611941
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>>681612771
how could you say that doesn't look guuuud
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>>681612771
i'm rock hard again....
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>>681612900
You kind of asked for it though...
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>>681614033
holy fuck what a cock. could you imagine swallowing a load from that?
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>>681594215
>>681589784
this one is sue lightning
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>>681614144
rOBIN BANKSY
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< 1 > She hurted me plenty. Time to pay her back /b/. This includes all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://bty.link/361 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes.
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>>681603899
Kik not found
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>>681614334
I wish you'd stop fun posting.

Anyway, is there anyone in here that can do pic related?
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>>681614645
thats super dangerous
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>>681614890
could ya not just push it out?
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>>681614645
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>>681613780
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>>681614645
I probably could, but wouldn't in case it got stuck. Don't like doctor visits to begin with, and would just make it even worse
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>>681614645
That's going to be a fun trip to the proctologist.
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ITT: I'm not gay, I just like cocks in my mouth and ass, filling me with delicious man goo, no homo.
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>>681591325
omg more of her, she is gorgeous
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>>681615290
>ITT: I'm pretty gay, and I honestly don't give a shit what anyone else says
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>>681614959
There is, believe it or not, a point where you cannot just push it out.
And it'll require medical attention, because plastic isn't a great thing to keep up there.
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>>681616007
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>>681616007
how do they cum with no actual fucking stimulation?
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>>681616205
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>>681616205
>no stimulation
>butt plug
pick one
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>>681616326
i don't understand op
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>>681616205
There is stimulation. Prostate stim can give you completely hands-free orgasms.

See:
>>681604908
>>681606321
>>681607544
>>681608104
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>>681616379
can you give me some toy ideas?
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>>681616477
wish you could stim my prostate...
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Dear 681616477.

You got some issues 681616477, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little

But 681616477 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you

Love from,
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>>681616484
an 18 inch black cock for starters

Honestly, start small, maybe a small set of plugs, or anal beads, or something specifically designed for prostate stim
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>>681616484
I bought mine from Amazon. Fast shipping, discreet packaging, etc.
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>>681616878
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
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What if someone kidnapped you, and restrained you on a machine like this? Better question: what features should such a machine have for safe, "comfortable", prolonged unattended milking sessions?
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>>681616767
fuck off and take your old dusty meme with you
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>>681617120
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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
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>>681617201
>desu posting in 2016
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>>681590922
This one's actually a girl. MyFreeCams Briana
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>>681617120
I'd prefer desu to this shit.>>681616994
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Do you have porn with trap that looks like actual girls? I kind of have a fetish for it thanks to cancerous 4chan but every time I watch TS porn I get turned off because the "girl" looks too much like a men (jaw and head shape, body shape)
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>>681617099
silicone lube
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>>681614645
should make this a loop so they're putting dildo after dildo inside
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>>681617479
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>>681617822
do you ever get strong stirring in your loins when you think about getting fucked?
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>>681617343
the pigeon shitposter was my favourite

least he was a bit funny
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>>681617799
caption it with
>OP: STUFFED WITH COCKS
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>>681617795
I was thinking it'd need an automatic lubrication system using a tube through the toy to ensure internal lubrication is maintained.

Variable speeds, nipple stim system, moveable restraints to allow limited motion...
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>>681617293
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bubble traps?
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Any big dicked cuties in north phx looking for a skinny guy to play with their cock? Just a relaxing sorta kick back session.
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>>681618216
source for this o lord please
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>>681618216
Got the other video? I'm sure I've seen more than just this one?
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>>681618261
Is that a thing? With a proper bubbling, could you even tell?
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>>681618600
not a fan of this one....
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>>681617822
Kalindra Chan, seems like shes just a cam whore and she never done any actual porn movie
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>>681616758
Am I the only one who finds anal beads extremely boring and useless? They literally do nothing for me, not thick enough to feel good having it inside, not firm enough to enjoy inserting and not thick enough. A plug beats beads 100% of the time.
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>>681618745
No, i'm the one you're replying to, and they do nothing for me either. I just know some people like them, so I figured I'd mention them
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>>681618745
any suggestions on toys?
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>>681618600
well that's the point, right?
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>>681618875
Bad dragon
/thread

How many god damn time you faggots need to ask this.
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>>681618933
enough to piss you off
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>>681618933
just once more.
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>>681618875
A small and medium plug, a standard vibrator (I can use it without cleaning which is awesome) and most importantly a dildo with suction cup. As I said I find beads and those love balls or however they are called useless and boring.
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