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Good evening Anonymous! Did you miss me on Monday?

Well, to make up for it, I'm starting early tonight.

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
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heres your bump
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How many years til I die? am I dieing or is it all in my head?
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>>681553591
Thank you! Here's a bucket in return. May it serve you as well as it has this shrine all these years.
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Will I fuck an Asian or black girl in the future?
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>>681553750
I don't usually do this, but... just this once.

>takes out a phone
>browses for a few minutes

Hmm.. according to this, you have 3454 Days, 7 hours, 30 minutes, and 5 seconds left to live.
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>>681553967
I mean, if you try, you can make the odds of that 100%, you know? Do you really need a fortune for that?
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What will happen to me tomorrow?
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>>681554199
Really? not even ten years? any idea how?
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>>681554494
If I had your name, I might be able to make sense of it. There's a lot of power in a name.
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>>681554448
What do you want to happen to you tomorrow?
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>>681554704
Initials are ADD
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>>681554780
My life to get much better~
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>>681554833
>Lucky keywords: "Red", "59".

Red... that can only mean it'll be violent. Does the number 59 have any significance to you?
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>>681553591
I really really wonder how protective that gear actually is in case of crash...
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>>681555137
>clap clap

That's for getting me to read the whole thing.
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>>681555209
Well then you've gotta make it happen, Anonymous. What's wrong with your life now?
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>>681556608
Look at all those leaves...

BELL!
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>>681555666
Well. people referred to me as Satan as a teen. last name Damon. devils trips confirm. red. 59... No significance I can think of.
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>>681557510
Well, you still have 10 years and some change to figure it out. It'll make sense to you when the time comes.

Sorry I can't be more specific than that, but my fortune telling is usually geared toward luck within the specific year. I tried something new for you this time but I'm not very happy with the amount of information I was able to give you.
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Bowled a 149 today. Feels good. Also got sleeping dogs.
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>>681557847
Riddle me this. would lifestyle changes alter the timeline?
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>>681557982
Ooh! That's about the same as my best score ever if I had to guess. I've only been once in a great while, though.
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Can I sleep forever?
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>>681558139
.....Oh.... 59 is a prime number.... in 10 years I will be a prime number age....
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>>681558139
Certainly. The prediction is based on what will happen if you do nothing at all or live life by the default attitude that you have.

>>681558272
>The Situation ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "13".
Whatever it is, it's gonna be... extremely good. Blue is often associated with depth and stability. It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven. Blue is considered beneficial to the mind and body.

Make of that what you will.
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>>681558374
Sleep's over rated. Go out and ride instead!
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>>681558452
...well, that's as good an explanation for 59 as I can think of.
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>>681558601
Trips of joy.
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>>681557053
I'm taking the day off!
Gotta polish my Phalanx statue!

>>681558274
It's my best score ever, so yey.

>>681558374
It's called dying. So yeah, you can.
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>>681558605
But I like sleeping, and I feel like that I should just sleep forever and ever and ever
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>>681558817
Dammit. trips have failed me. but you have not, op. cheers.
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>>681558870
I don't that I've got my permit to die yet..
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>>681558601
So you know about different symbolism stuff huh? Well you are a shrine maiden after all. Don't mean to brag but I know a lot about symbolism also. Just glad to see somebody who is interested in that also.
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>>681556067
according to the comments on the vid its from the armor is made from Styrofoam so probably not protective at all
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>>681558998
I'm probably not as experienced with it as you. I started looking into it so that I could give people better interpretations for the colors and words that come up in their fortunes.

But it is interesting. Do you put any stock in numerology at all? That's an area I haven't touched.
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>>681559101
Shame, that'd be kick ass if it was from hard plastic like most actual riding armors are. Wear that thing all day every day!
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>sighs heavily and stands up with the help of a nearby broom

I gueeeesssss I can do it again for once...
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What should I eat the next time I can afford a proper meal?
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>>681559616
yeah i'd get a suit of that and a bike just to go riding around in it oh and heres the vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_bHioelV6A
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>>681559416
Sorry I don't know much about numerology off the top of my head but I have a book that may explain a bit about that.

I got a book for symbolism. It has it for colors, animals, plants, religious symbols and so on and can tell the history of each.

I even got two old demonology books, one which tells you how to summon spirits but I never tried it myself. yet. So if you need to know anything right now let me know so I can look through it.
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>>681560464
Curry. Why can't you afford a proper meal though?
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>>681560464
Something with as many different nutrients as possible, I guess. I can recommend a cheap and healthy cooking blog for you if you'd like.
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>>681560464
Thick steak and baked potatoes
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>>681560924
Curry does sound nice. I'll keep that in my mind.
I'm currently living only on benefits which aren't much, so the few last days of each month are rougher than the rest.

>>681560991
That could be helpful for the future!

>>681561115
I'll keep that one in my mind as well.
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What's the name of the girl I will end up with? Also will I actually lose weight this time
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>>681560868
Oh wow, that sounds pretty handy. I should pick up some things like that at some point too. If anything stumps me, I'll be sure to ask, but you're also welcome to give your interpretations to any that I do too.

The important thing is that the interpretation is useful to the person asking for it, after all. For now, though. Can you tell me what it might mean if I read someone's luck and their lucky keyword is "Void"? I get that one a lot...

>>681561245
It's called Budget Bytes. It's ran by a girl named Beth who puts a lot of research into the actual cost of the ingredients per recipe she uses, so that you can make wholesome meals for $3 and less sometimes. And it's all using real food, no junk.

Her black bean quesadillas are out of this world.
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>>681561245
Curry is great, and a great way of making something good out of cheap cuts of meat. That said, I tend to end up spending quite a lot of money when making one. Blame my expensive taste and tendency to cook them from scratch.
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>>681562022
Looks like a decent site to me - bookmarked
Thank you!

>>681562324
Last time I made curry I ate it for four days. Then I became worried that it would go bad.
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>>681562649
Cook lots and freeze some! It's what I do sometimes, and I've heard that it's actually meant to taste better after having been frozen for a while.
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>>681562353
idk but heres the same dude doing wheelies on a different bike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pLuP4lqP8
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>>681562975
It was too tasty, I wanted to eat it all immediately.
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>>681562022
I don't have symbolism for just words but I will give my interpretation.

Void is usually nothing. Empty space. So void in your readings could be nothing of interest, nothing will happen, the person could be feeling "empty", do nothing. I really don't know the context to give a clear guess.
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>>681563301
You can reheat it the next day, it's just best to freeze it to make sure it doesn't go bad. Like put it in some kind of container in portions.
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>>681563727
I'd better do that the next time I make curry.
Or awfully lot of food in general.
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>>681562649
No problem! It's helped me out a lot over the years; I'm usually on a budget too. So I hope it helps! A lot of her stuff can be easily made in big batches ahead of time and portion-frozen, too.

>>681563404
That's what I figured. Most of the lucky keywords are either colors, or words that have to do with aspects of life like "career," "friend," "social," "money."

When I get void, it's hard to know what to tell someone.
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>>681563119
Willies! I need to get an enduro and learn how to do them. Wonder how much it would take to make armor just like that out of actual material rather than styrofoam.
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>>681564195
Sadly it's not 100% accurate for me, considering that I live in EU, but it's gonna be close enough.
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>>681564195
Given that it has to do with aspects of life I would have to guess nothing of interest will happen giving the current life path they are going down.
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>>681564157
It's what I always used to do when I was just cooking for myself, it helps things last.

>>681564259
Something something teach you how to do willies something something...
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>>681564686
I'll keep that in my mind.
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>>681564621
That's as good an explanation as I've ever heard. I'll probably lean toward that interpretation from now on. Thank you!
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>>681564259
no clue but it'd probably be cheaper than getting one commissioned
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>>681564686
I know the physics and such behind them, but I'm not risking my street bike to learn.
>>681565434
Oh by far.
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>>681566067
It was a joke based on another definition of willies. I'm upset that my attempt to go for such a shitty joke missed completely.
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>>681565292
No problem. Also I been here long enough but never asked for a reading myself. I usually do tarot cards if I want to find out but I want one done by you. Name is Kye. That is not a typo.
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>radiates l-love
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when will I stop being depressed and overrun with anxiety?
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>>681566672
>Kye has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "37".
That's an interesting name, then! Is there a story behind it?

Anyway, cyan and turquoise seem to be interchangeable as far as I can tell. If that's wrong, please correct it! Turquoise is the color of communication, self awareness and initiative. Turquoise has more to do with feeling and creative expression than with rational thought. Bright blues like cyan and turquoise make us want to get outside in the fresh air-- just think of the waters in the Caribbean.
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>>681566272
W-W-WILLIES JEEP
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>>681553427
I'm planning on starting a band once our drummer is free. Do you think we have a chance to succeed?
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>>681567616
Sadly, this isn't something a fortune is best suited for...

If it's very severe, it's possible that you'll need professional help overcoming it. Minor depression and anxiety can be remedied along, but it's hard to do so on your own if you don't know the thought patterns that are making those things happen to begin with.
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Can I have a fortune telling for the next month?
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Can I get a fortune reading 2huanon
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>>681567834
I'm judging myself too, for going for the low hanging fruit.
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>>681567960
What's the name of your band? I can't say if you'll succeed in the long run since that could happen anytime. It's a matter of how willing you are to work to keep it going even if it means doing so at a loss.

But I can at least tell you how things will go this year.
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>>681568294
I'll have you guys right up, I just need you to either provide or make up a name to associate with your fortune.
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is my husband cheating on me?

>inb4 tits or GTFO
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>>681568730
My name is Jouni.
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>>681568792

See >>681568730
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>>681568533
The name we're going for is Not Safe For Jesus. I'm heavily influenced by fuck off metal like Dinninger Escape Plan (and the lead guitarist), our other guitarist is heavily influenced by grunge, especially Nirvana, and our drummer is in to math rock like The Fall of Troy. So lots of sarcasm and rhythmatic riffs.
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Should I leave my girlfriend of 11 months for another girl?
Current gf wants to save everything for marriage and is always in a bad mood.
Other girl carries a good attitude everywhere, but i haven't seen her sad/mad/anything yet. She could be totally insane and I might not know it.
wat do.
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>>681568930
Elizabeth
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>>681567639
My father heard that name from a grocery clerk I believe and liked it. Funny you mention water as I was told my name means water.

Anyway thanks for the reading.
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>>681568934
>Dinniger

Fuck my sausage fingers. DILLINGER Escape Plan.
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>>681568730
Initials are fm
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>>681568917
>Jouni has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "13".
Violet is associated with the imagination, intuition, spirtuality. It seems like you'll need wisdom to get through the days ahead. If you're not very wise, yourself, you should seek out people with more life experience to rely on.

>>681568934
>Not Safe For Jesus has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "35".
Well, you're off to a good start! Black obscures me from any real details... it's pretty much the color of mystery, the unknown. But at least you know the unknown isn't something to fear this year!

Also, I can't really imagine how that's gonna sound. Come back by when you have some stuff recorded and let us hear it!
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>>681570084
My goal is to have a bandcamp account set up with three songs by the end of the year. Here's hopin!
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>>681570084
>very bad luck
Ouch. That sounds wonderful.
I do need more imagination and such though. I've been stuck when it comes to drawing and everything.
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>>681569132
Well, it doesn't really sound like your current relationship is a very happy one. Can you really see yourself marrying her? If not, go ahead and cut your losses now.

Whether or not New Girl works out, you'll probably pat yourself on the back later on.

>>681569230
>Elizabeth has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "78".
Hmmm.. well, you wouldn't consider him cheating to be "normal" luck for you, would you? See here >>681570084 for my explanation of violet, but to answer your question directly, I think not.

>>681569323
Ahh, I see. No problem!
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>>681570314
Looking forward to it! Hiroyuki-sama willing, I'll still be doing this by then.

>>681570789
Ahh, you're an artist, then? Me too! What kinds of things used to inspire you?
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>>681569581
If initials arent enough, I suppose you can use rafael
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>>681571084
Eh, I wouldn't call myself an artist, but I guess it's not too far away.
Nature and more or less bizarre things inspired me, but now I'm just stuck. No idea what to do.
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I would love to stay longer but I got to go. Also the winds of change is coming so I'm not sure if I would be a regular here anymore but I will probably make some threads.

Anyway you all have a nice week.
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>>681571115
Sorry, sorry.

>Rafael ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "30".
...you in a relationship?
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>>681571412
Aww. Well, we'll miss you if you're not around, but I wish you the best of luck with all your pursuits!

Goodnight!
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>>681571436
>bad luck
That explains a lot, not in a relationship but I kind of feel like getting into one before I hit 30. Guess I wont have luck with that this year though. Anything else you can tell me?
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>>681571775
Paradoxically, while love is the area you're having trouble with, it's also the lucky keyword that's the key to remedying your abysmal luck.

You need a LOT of love in your life. A lot. And as Prince once said, when you need something to change in your life, you gotta start with the man you're looking at in the mirror, or something like that.

Note that love doesn't only mean romantic love. You need to fill your life up with self-love, brotherhood, familial bonds, and even just love for mankind. Seek out any way you can to do that. Do it till you burst! And you won't suffer the terrible fate of a wizard at age 30.
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I never asked how everyone was doing today!

How is everyone?
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>>681572330
Im not a virgin or anything though, but I understand what you're saying. Guess I'll work on myself then, I've been told that im too harsh/blunt and need to learn to hold back on a few things. And nah, I think its strictly in terms of being in love, its been a while since I've felt that way. Thanks bro
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Fortune please, initials tsp
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>>681572387
Woke up kinda late, mowed the lawn. Thing works amazing since the tune up! Had to gas up the moped, god I was trying to pull the clutch and shift the whole time and it was jarring. Thing also feels like it's made of plastic.
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>>681572387
bit annoyed, back of my chair broke so i gotta use a shitty one until i can get a new one tomorrow
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Will I be successful as a nurse in two years?
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>>681572915
>T.S.P. ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "65".

Here >>681558601 is my interpretation of Blue, for you.
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>>681553427
Well guys, it's over. I found out some information the night before last and ended it. She's alive, but if she's safe is another question. As it turns out, there were three other guys during our time together. One near the beginning, a former bf (not the same one), One of my old friends from highschool (the one who was filling me in during our fight, turns out he didn't know we were a thing, or even knew each other until after he had done it), and the current guy, who, I found out she is currently staying with, some druggie loser. I don't know why she isn't responding, but I do know this, she cut out both her best friend of 16 years and highschoolbro along with me and a bunch of others, and the room mate of the guy she's with is her best friends abusive ex.

I found out and ended it, Told her I'd be there if she really needed me, but other than that we're through as a relationship, and through as friends. I'm really worried guys, I fear she's headed down a dark path, one that could leave her a single mom, drug addict, prostitute or dead, or perhaps a combination. I've decided to try and find someone new, but I hope its sooner rather than later
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>>681573939
>Nurse ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "37".
Your fortune yells yes through a very loud amplifier.
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>>681574423
Take some time to recover and reflect on your actions in this scenario. In the end, it was her actions and not yours that ended up being the really unfortunate ones, but there's nothing else you can do for her now.

You made the offer, and since you're probably understandably upset with her, that was an honorable thing for you to do.
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>>681573475
My heart goes out to your and your uncomfortable ass, Lopez.

>>681573124
I hope you didn't miss a spot.
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>>681574743
I'm just so conflicted, over so many things. In the end, I wish she would have just been honest with me. I mean, yeah I would have been a little upset, but, it would have been better than her waving false hope in my face and then sleeping around.

The worst part is, I don't know if anything we did together meant anything, if anything nice she said about me, or about us, if that was all a lie, and I also don't know if I'm going to be able to hold out, she's going to text back eventually, she always does, my worry is that I'm going to turn to goo when she does, and the battered housewife syndrome is going to run another round
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>>681574423
That sucks, but it's for the best for you. IF she keeps making terrible decisions like that, and she ends up in that kind of situation, then there's not much to do about it. Just go about your life and don't look back.
>>681574927
If I did, oh well.
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>>681553427
Do you do love fortunes?
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>>681575624
Well, if at all possible, I'm going to help you avoid that.

Most of my advice regarding her was under the assumption that she was just an honest, albeit sort of troubled girl who might've had feelings for you. Who knows, maybe she does. It's possible to have feelings for someone and still treat them like crap. It happens all the time.

But now it doesn't matter if she does or not. What matters is... is this a viable relationship? Probably not. Will it bring you anything but drama, heartache, and stress? Probably not.

So, until that day comes when she finally contacts you again, I want you to tell yourself this every time you think about her.

"I am a human being."
"I have worth."
"I am deserving of respect and honesty."
"I am not to be mistreated or taken for granted."
"I will not allow myself to be trampled."

You do that, and maybe it'll steel your nerves. If I were you, I would try and steel them, because a lot of things would have to change for this to be viable. And one of those is you seeing yourself as someone who needs to be won over just as much as any girl does.
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>>681575855
Yes, but how do you let go of someone you were willing to go to the ends of the earth for, who you almost went to jail for, who you loved more than anything. I may not be in-love with her anymore, but that doesn't mean I don't still love her
>>681577041
Thanks Reimu, I'm going to try my absolute best, but it's going to be really fucking hard, not only from the lack of any self-esteem or self-confidence, but also because of how much she meant to be
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>>681575855
But that one spot always bothers most people

>>681575937
Made me laugh
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Hello, all you silly earthlings! How are you today? Please say hi, anon.
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>>681578093
I'm not going to lie, I have a bit of an idea of what you're talking about. My suggestion, although it may not be the best, is to find something to distract yourself from it. Over time, you'll find when you think about it that it hurts less and less, until you eventually just don't care. Then you have a neato hobby, and no more pain! For instance, mine was motorcycles, and now it's practically my passion in life!
>>681578396
They can suck it, it's not their lawn.
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>>681578093
I understand. Just observe this pain you're feeling right now, the fear that it might happen again, and remember how this feels. Do you ever wanna feel this way again? The only way it won't is if you keep your grit and refuse to let it happen.

Hiroyuki-sama willing, I'll still be here for a long time to come. So if she does try to contact you sometime soon, wait to respond until you've asked for advice here again. We've kept up with your story this far, so we might as well weigh in on it at that point too.
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>>681578549
ohai
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>>681578679
But they have to look at it.

>>681578549
Hello Bunnu
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Hi there
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>>681579041
>>681579083
How are you both tonight, hmm? <3
>>681579503
R-reimu?
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>>681580023
Wasn't me.
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>>681580023
see >>681573475
but other than that im having fun with super fiesta in halo
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>>681580023
Yeah! It's me.
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>>681580023
>kicked ass at bowling
>got 7 new vidya games
>got to be a nose gunner
Fun day.
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>>681580197
Aah, just your lewd clone?
>>681580320
Haha.. Well, I'm sorry to hear about your chair. I had a rough night, too. Eiren-ama is really working me to the bone lately.
>>681580748
You. You are impure! But I like you.
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>>681578679
I've been trying my best to do that. I went to Dayton AF Base today with my Dad, and I had a blast, I almost forgot...almost. I have a few Hobbies to keep me busy, but I tend to obsess, so distractions aren't horribly effective. I honestly think I'm not going to be able to not care, until I find someone new, hell, the last girl I had feelings for, It took me almost 4 years to get over that, and that wasn't 1/10th of what I felt for this girl I was with

>>681579032
Thank you, I appreciate your advice, support and concern. Honestly, I hadn't browsed /b/ for a few years, and I came back one day and saw this thread, and its been one of the only reason I've stayed

(btw I need more Saori pics)
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>>681580980
Yeah. I like it when she comes around.
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>>681580965
J-jeez, how nice.. 7 vidyas!?
>>681581050
Aah.. Just caught up.. I'm sorry to hear that. But it's still better this way than it could have been.. I'm here for you.
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>>681581050
Well, best of luck to you in that regard. I'm a diviner, not an advice giver so I can't help you out much more than this.
Also, go to Dan/Gelbooru, mass download. It's what i did, and I have over 2,000 Makoto pictures cause of it.
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>>681581440
I got em all for under $20
AC: Revelations
Killzone 3
Resistance: Fall of Man
Sleeping Dogs
inFamous 2
Bulletstorm
Battlefield Bad Company 2
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>>681580980
Just posting some of my lewd
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>>681581843
Ah, wow! At least half of those a good! Sugoi. I'm jelly.
>>681581849
And such wonderful lewd it is.
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>>681581050
Heh. I found the first thread like mine back in 2008. It wasn't exactly like this, and I like to think I improved a few things on it.

But it was the reason I stayed too. It had an atmosphere about it that was really comforting and welcoming. So all these years later I'm glad I can still recreate some of that.
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Alright guys, I thank you all for your concern, I will keep you updated on how things go. I'm headed off to try and get some sleep. I'll probably be lurking, but I've been up for 19 hours on 4 hours of sleep, and today was a very active day so I'm pooped. Thank you all goodnight
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Did s-someone ord-der pizza??
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>>681582848
Ordered under Mr. Bell, care of Hakurei Shrine?

Yeah, that's here.
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>>681582848
>>681583210
What is this... "Pizza"?
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>>681582689
Night Saori, good luck with that "sleep" thing of yours.
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>>681583560
Reisen... you..

...you're about to have one of the greatest experiences of your life, I think.
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fine jeez heres the bump
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>>681583859
It's n-n-not like I wanted it or anything but I guess I'll take it..
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>Radiates more l-love
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>>681583853
Ah? You promise?
>>681584211
*shoots!*
>>681584260
>>681584644
So many Reimus!
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>>681585069
I used a clone jutsu scroll I bought from Marisa's junk pile. Everyone's leaving, so I gotta fill the space!
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Justice General here. Still trying to defeat Wei. It's not easy fighting such unjust enemies. Any advice would be appreciated.
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>>681585506
>>681585544
Ah, did I arrive too late?
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>>681584644
>radiates intense amounts of obliviousness
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>>681585575
Did you use rocks? Those should have worked.
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>>681585922
We went through this last time. Yes we used rocks. They worked for a while, but they managed to counter them with arbalests.
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>>681585646
Not really. It's just a bit slow... My fault for missing Monday. Tsk.

>>681585810
Well, we all have our thing...
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

>>681586170
Use scorpions and onagers

>>681585646
Not really.
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>>681586376
>>681586416
It sure feels like it.
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>>681586416
Where do you expect me to get those things?
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>>681586639
I have a couple of onagers in my backyard. You can borrow one if you want

>>681586636
It does, doesn't it?
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>>681586636
Will you stay if I keep going? Open question~
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>>681586170
How the fuck did they counter large rocks with mounted crossbows?!
Fine, use planes!
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>>681586968
I appreciate this kind gesture! Though our army already has a few, it could not hurt to have extra fire power!
>>681587000
Reimu, you unjust knave! You are no cat!
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>>681587158
It is not easy to fire large rocks while taking a body full of large arrows.
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Darn, late again for this thread

to get confusion out of the way, i was the anon with the sweet roll in that touhou chat thread
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>>681587286
You can have two of our old ones.

The Baktrian Legions need their artillery! Especially when killing those stupid Parthians...

>>681587564
That's why you build small palisides around your rocks.
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Would i ever get to fuck my crush OP?
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>>681587792
Will attempt to fight the wei army with this new information. Updates coming soon!
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>>681587000
Ah? Well, sure! Of course I will.
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Good evening~
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>>681587286
It's just a costume! There's no niche market exploitation of any kind going on here, sir!
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>>681588077
I can lend you the strength of Legio II Antiqua if needed! They are the best around.
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>>681588262
Hmmmm...Alright, I'll trust you. Not that I've known you to lie. Forgive my rudeness. Now I shall be on my way.
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If you are still doing fortunes, do one for "Nathan"

>>681567676
I've decided to anchor my replies to this one post, but only on the bottom, to help differentiate
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>>681587971
On a scale of -10 to 10, how close are you right now?

>>681588162
Good! Then we're just getting started~

>>681588202
Hey there!

>>681588458
Oh... w-well, thanks. I appreciate that my honor is intact. Fare well!
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>>681588202
Auu? A Konata? From that earth-anime!?
>>681588825
Let us all hope!
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>>681588701
>Nathan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
Here is my explanation of blue. >>681558601
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>>681588701

Messed up, the post is actually
>>681587676
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>>681588978
You see, it's payback for all the missed days and awful punctuality lately. I'll be up late if I have anything to say about it!
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>681588825
Hi-hi~

>681588978
Oh no, I'm just an outsider with the appearance of Konata.. I'm a member of the Kon-army though.
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>>681589068

Thanks Reimu, normally I don't think luck is on my side, but hey, at least me knowing I'm lucky will help

>>681587676
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>>681589425
Aaah, good!
>>681589783
Whaaa..! Kon-army! This is valuable intel for the Lunarians! Tell, tell!
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>>681590092
Ah, I can't just give away our secrets. I'm only an honorary member anyway. Consider me a neutral observer if you must consider me at all. Xp
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>>681589797
Luck is confidence, and confidence is as good as luck!

>>681590092
-tenderly kidnaps Reisen to the backroom to prepare for the next chapter-
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>>681590473
I bet your silly army couldn't stand against the Baktrian Legions!

>>681590092
Neither could yours!
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>>681591376
>>681591376
>>681591376
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Sweet roll anon here

bumping just in case
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