ITT we post craziest shit we've done with wife/girlfriends. I'll start:
At 16 fucked her with beer bottle
At 17 fucked her in public toilet and came inside her
Fucked her in my car in carpark with people everywhere
Fucked her ass for the first time in her parents pool
More if interested
>>681550426
I kissed a girl once when i was 12... does that count?
>>681550710
I guess if thats the craziest shit you've done. You should try harder though anon
>>681550710
Fucking disgusting fetish, man. You know when girls throw up, it comes out of there, right?
Bust in her twice on her parents bed before she went out to meet them at a dinner party.
They were hardcore muslim btw.
>>681550426
I choke my wife out every time we fuck.. she loves it
fucked her in doggy while she was on the phone with her mother.
>>681550426
Fingered gf witg my big toe.
Its weird becauseshe hates feet
>>681550426
if thats crazy i really dont want to know whats casual for you
>>681551304
Would love to try that. My wife fucking hates it. How do you know when to stop so you dont hurt her?
Fucked in the women's showers at a campsite at 3am, accidentally triggered the cold shower and ended up with trench foot cause no dry towels
kek
>>681551402
also fisted this other girl i was with, she loved it.
i got my dick sucked
Convinced my gf would be exciting to fuck against a look out railing. bust, throw her off, said she jumped.
When I was 17 I banged my gf on the doc at the city park and in the middle of the runway at the airport
Got a blowie from a girl in the backseat, while her mom was in the front seat driving.
>>681551661
But yeah, fucked on my friends bed at a party and snapped my banjo and thus bled all over said bed
Fucked in a living room on a black leather sofa with ~8 sleeping people while they slept at the end of a party
etc etc
i fucked my ex wife in an elementary school playground
>>681551509
Ive done some pretty fucked up shit. Just not with my wife
>>681550426
Ex gave me a hand job in a van full of softball girls, and we were sitting right behind the coach.
>>681551828
And in the same bed with her older brother beside her
>>681551934
uh... What?
you snapped your banjo?
After a party I fucked a girl in my partens bedroom while my gf was sleeping in my bed. After I was done I went back to my bed, woke up my gf and did her too.
>>681552118
Was he asleep
>>681552238
frenulum of prepuce of penis
aka the banjo string
>>681550426
I was so pissed off with my wife. She called me a fucking chicken and asshole etc.. So we where fighting and she kept calling me a coward. So I pushed her down to the bed hold her tight and went in deep in her. Stared at her and let a gallon of cum inside. All the time she was yelling rape and please don't please don't she even cried saying stop. After I pulled out I did not let her get up and fucked her in the ass..now we have a wonder 5 year old and she known better
>when I was 17 my gf blew in the back seat while my Dad was driving
Prior to that, we were watching a movie and I fingered her while we were sitting right next to one other person.
Put my dick too deep in her throat and ejaculate.
She did a nice dragon breath ... With cum and vomit mixed.
>>681550426
GFsucked me off while riding the Haunted House attraction at Disneyworld.
>>681552268
I had a mate do exactly this except the first girl had her period so he went back to his room with blood on his cock and fucked his gf
>>681552380
oh, alright m8 thanks.I have learned.
>>681552118
thats not crazy, that's just fucking inconsiderate
>>681552381
So you raped your wife? Ever bring it up again?
>>681550426
I get my current gf to talk about molesting her little sister while we fuck.
>>681552752
he never said what her name was.
>>681552381
how was the next day?
>>681552381
Didn't rape her, she signed a paper saying she'd marry you and as such her body is yours, and if she ever threatens you put her in her fucking place, don't let these new age feminists convince her, she matters
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
>fucked gf in YMCA pool's deep end while little nigglet children were playing in the shallow end.
>>681552932
Inconsiderate is a terrible name for a child
>>681552380
Nice bro
>>681552911
How do u even bring that up
>>681551254
Halal win
I call bullshit. As someone who has fucked in a pool, and done anal(not in a pool), you can't do anal in a pool, the water and chlorine makes a vagina lose all its lubrication, anal would be impossible. Unless you've got a micro penis I suppose.
>>681550426
first one is just gross, not crazy
same for second
third is cool i guess but i can top it, i fucked right in the middle of a party.
>>681553276
confirmed, sex in a pool doesnt work, anal would be impossible.
>>681553260
Plant seeds here and there and they will think its their idea. Me and her have a pretty tame relationship but dirty talk has no boundary.
Me and gf were staying at a female friends house after a night out. Got back about 3am quite drunk. Went to bed with gf and started fucking her. Didnt realise the door was slightly open, but eventually became aware that friend was watching. Just carried on fucking and she watched the whole thing.
I dont think friend knew that I realised she was watching, and gf doesnt know friend watched. Was hot as fuck though.
>>681553276
It happened. She cried.
>>681553057
Nice, underrated Humpty post
>>681550426
Fucked my gf at school in class.
>>681553423
Can confirm. Women will say anything when your dick is showing them a good time.
Tried some crazy porn tier shit with my girlfriend once. Had her basically headstand on the floor up against the footboard of the bed while I railed her perpendicularly. Almost broke her goddamn neck. And she ended up pregnant.
>>681552994
Sorry anon, but you definitely raped her
>>681550426
Not a girl, but I got sucked off by my best friend in my other friend's parents' bed when I was 15.
Not even gay, just thought "why the hell not?"
>>681552797
>So you raped your wife? Ever bring it up again?
You can't rape your wife. I mean, is that like even a thing where you are?
Can you rape your dishwasher or your ironing board?
she used my mothers dildo in my mothers bed. the house is set up so that if they came back we were trapped up there while she was fully naked.
we drank lots of vodka together and went for the most intense depraved sex session we ever had. after an hour or two of fucking we ended up on the floor and I had the great idea to piss in her mouth and over her face. I started with her mouth and to my suprise she swallowed the whole mouthfull and just stayed there while I finished pissing on her face. After that I grabbed her hair and shoved her face first into the floor of piss dragging her around, turned that into her licking my ass being held by the hair. Next thing was with my drunken confidence while she was licking and sucking my ass I actually pushed a bit of shit into her mouth, she turned her head and spat it out, so I picked it back up and shoved it back in, she gagged and spat it out. Pushed her to the bed and fucked her while scratching her and hitting her, she worked up to the point of me closed fist punching her in the face over and over while she was on me. continued on for a while, she layed down, in my fucked up vodka state I picked back up my shit, put it in my mouth and choked her while we swapped my shit back and forward until she gagged again. after all this i didn't cum because of the drink but my gf was crying so hard that she couldn't make me cum. i never found her crying so hot, she was drenched in my piss, all in her hair too and she was crying in my arms saying she was useless and couldnt please me. it was crying and me fingering her for another hour, in a caring cuddle rape sort of way, i was so hard the entire time, listening to her sob and cry while touching her, it was the most intimate moment of my life. we made spaghetti bolognase after that, it was nice. i finally came at the end before we slept by fucking her from behind and dirty talking to her about the sickest shit we could imagine.
believe me or not, happiest night of my life
met this girl went up a state to visit her, her 17 me 20 and fucked her in her brothers room, in the living room on the couch, fingered her while on the couch covered up with her step dad sitting next to me and mom, brother and 2 sister in the same room, then prob some other good shit with my ex of 4 years before that but idk right now
>>681553611
You must be a virgin, rare are the women who don't have a rape fantasy.
at 17 gf 17 parents away for weekend
invite her over all day weed lmao drink fuck
at some point at night my pointer licked her and i talked her into fucking him she love it did it many times after that pic semi relate
>>681552238
Not the same guy, but I snapped mine as well a year back, you'd be absolutely appalled by how much it bleeds. Honestly never seen that much blood before in my life, even from a very tiny cut. I assume it was boner blood
>>681550426
i'm pretty vanilla so
>put my big toe in an ex
>tried fisting a girl - it didn't go down well
>69ing ex and stuck my tongue in her arsehole, she kicked my face and refused to continue
that's literally about it. i haven't gotten laid in a while :l
>>681550426
I'm not into pee stuff at all but my girlfriend is.
One time I pissed on myself and took a video of it and sent it to her.
I've peed on her a lot and she's pissed on me while we fucked a few times
>>681553940
are you daft?
there's a difference between being tied and held down than rape.
>>681554233
Ass play during 69 is standard fare for me
at 21 went to a sex club sucked 3guys off and 4 fucked me all over 40s one was 50+
>>681553657
No, you're actually gay.
>>681554326
Oh and she touches my asshole a lot. Still too afraid to let her put a finger in but I'm pretty into it
Met a fat girl on tinder, talked for a while and give the whole "so why are you on tinder?", I said jokingly (secretly hoping) I would get a blowjob. She said she'd give me one so I drive to hers about 20 mins away, she takes me straight to her room, sucks my dick like god bless ya, fucked her fat pussy raw, got her on her knees, came in her mouth and she swallowed. Drove home, had a wank.
>>681553841
Jesus Christ man get help
>>681553449
"I had sex guys I swear!!"
>>681551646
no idea bro just do it
>>681554415
>there's a difference between being tied and held down than rape.
Wiki says
>Definition of Rape. The crime of rape generally refers to non-consensual sexual intercourse that is committed by physical force, threat of injury, or other duress. Common law defined rape as unlawful intercourse by a man against a woman who is not his wife by force or threat and against her will.
I've had consensual sex that fits within that definition. You don't know what was in her fucking head, you can't say she was raped, only she can.
let my boyfriend fuck my ass in the movie theatre while everyone else watched the movie
I once asked a girl out. Once.
>>681554424
This.
Gets me off every time
>>681554751
>against her will.
and that's your key pal. i've had gfs that love being 'forced' but if they really wanted me to stop i would have.
educate yourself before calling others a virgin, you've prob slept with like 2 girls.
>>681550426
>ITT we post crazy shit we've done because my life has been vanilla as fuck
FTFY
>>681554490
Go for it bro. She sounds like a lot of fun. Also if done right, having something up your ass can be a great experience.
For me it felt really weird the first few times, not really pleasurable. But once you get used to it and relax, incredible orgasms soon follow.
>>681554489
Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. He's the one that's gay for sucking my dick
>>681550426
>gf doesn't wear underwear
>climbs tree in school yard
>i lick her snatch
>fuck her
>fuck gf in room with her sister sleeping there
>fuck gf outside visible to everyone
>get busted while fucking next to a path on a hill
>destroy gf's butthole
idk, haven't done much crazy, mostly because my gfs are boring af.
Used to go to department store with her specifically to fuck her in dressing rooms while she tried on dresses/skirts. I'd pull the dress up slightly over her ass and fuck her from behind, cum inside her and wipe her pussy with the inside of the dress. Then we'd hang the dress back up and go home.
Another time I fucked her in a Taco Bell drive thru while waiting for our food. She scooted across the bench seats of my truck and straddled my lap facing me. I drove up to the drive thru and got our food with her in my lap my dick balls deep in her.
Also fucked her the shallow area of a public water park, people everywhere. She had her legs wrapped around my waist and I snaked my dick up over my shorts and info her bikini bottoms. Was way harder than it seemed at first bc fucking in water isn't as easy at is sounds, (skin gets sticky), and because my dick was rubbing against her bikini bottoms lining and it was kinda cutting into the side of my dick with each thrust. Still came.
Fucked a friend of mines gf on a church bus, pretended to be asleep and she said she'd kiss me if I didn't wake up. Of course I pretended to stay asleep, she kissed me and I kissed her back she got embarrassed and blushed.
Later that night on the way home she whispered in my ear that she told a friend that night she wanted to kiss me and was happy if kissed her back. We sat in the back of the multiple seat van and I fingered her and kissed her neck. She rubbed by dick, sat on my lap and rode it for a few seconds until her friend in the seat in front of us caught her. She got embarrassed and got off my dick, and I'll never forget the sound and how the people in the van reacted. It was a very audible slurp/pop noise and her friend cracked the fuck up.
We didn't even fuck for very long but I guess as a way to make herself feel better about it she told her friend I had a huge dick and made her cum when her bf never had. This was a lie of course-average dick, she obviously didn't cum. Still win.
>>681554751
>refers to non-consensual sexual intercourse
>I've had consensual sex that fits within that definition
You havent quite figured it out have you anon
>>681555047
You don't know what her will is.
>>681554751
i like how that post only defines rape against someone who isn't his wife. having forceful, unwanted sex with someone who is your wife must be a-ok then
>>681551799
Why would you throw her...?
>>681554751
>commonly defines it .... who is not his wife
Did you even read what you wrote. It's his,wife so it doesn't apply moron
>>681555322
you're a moron. have you only slept with escorts/prostitutes?
sex with chicks is not that fucking complicated most of the time if she doesn't want to do something she won't do it.
>>681554490
Done full blown pegging myself and it's amazing.
>>681554840
fag
>>681555395
yeah because that is part of what marriage has been all about for millennia
gf A:
Got pegged by her once.
Had sex in the back seat of the car... in motion, while two of our friends were up front, fully away of what we were doing.
Had multiple instances of group make outs leading to us having sex next to other people.
Probably some more weird shit I have forgotten about by now.
>>681554840
Are you gay or a girl. Also pics.
>>681555555
>>681555395
The thread is craziest shit you've done not craziest sjw approved shit you've done so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
>>681555644
lets hope your wife rapes you up the arse with a dildo then since that's marriage tbh
>>681555895
i don't need your permission to post on this thread. fuck off virgin
>>681553841
That's quite an act. What do you call it?
>>681551904
You absolute madman
>>681555656
gf B:
Used a massive dildo on her once.
Having sex in fields was pretty common.
Fucked her on a concrete platform by the riverbank when our friends walked away. Came inside her right as they were heading back to us. She got one of the other girls to eat her out immediately.
Many instances of sex in front of other friends.
During block of time between periods of us dating, fingered her to (quiet) orgasm while watching a movie with her boyfriend on the next couch over.
Had sex in a lake yards away from her mom.
Had sex in the car a restaurant parking lot in broad daylight, almost got caught by a family with small children.
Pulled over during a bad thunder and fucked in the front seat of the car on the side of the highway.
went to nude beach with fuckbuddy
fucked her in the bushes while she sucked some random 45-50 years old guy
First time (for both of us) was on her parents bed in their RV.
Fucked her in her living room while her dad was in the room and talking to her.
Fingered my girlfriend while watching a movie with her mother and sister in the room.
>>681556459
The plebians!
Finger fucked a girl in the middle of crowded beach at 14
69ed in a plastic tube slide in an elementary school playground at 14
Literally fucked the shit out of a girl while she was on the phone with a patient ( I was in her ass and she's trying not to moan while she's asking about any changes in medications. She hung up and leaned in on me hard, than accidentally shat all over my dick.) when I was 21
Ass to mouth twice in my early 20s
Sucked farts out of a girlfriends ass a few times while I rimmed her which was kind of weird and humiliating for her.
Fingered a girls ass while we were fucking and told her I wanted to share the smell and I made her smell her ass on my fingers after I did like, this year
Used to fuck my gf until she passed out then sneak off to her younger sisters room to rinse my dick off in her mouth.
She's big into daddy daughter roleplay, so I fisted her while reading her a bedtime story.
Nothing insane.
Had sex with the gf while in a hotel room with her brother in the bed about a metre away.
I'm thinking a few of these aren't real
>>681557661
>I'm thinking a few of these aren't real
the lamest ones. you can tell a lie.
>>681550426
wasn't my girlfriend but some airforce guys wife, fucked her on her parents bed while they were swimming in the back yard
Decided to use ice on my gf to tease her. You know, rubbing it along her body, breasts, neck. That sort of thing. Anyway I had the bright idea to stick it in her. She screams when it touches her pussy but moans when I stick it in. Her eyes roll back into her head and she muttered "oh my god". At this point I'm turned on and stick my dick in her. It was tight, cold, wet and hot at the same time. She loved the way the ice bumped against her when I would thrust. So I would alter between putting cubes in her and fucking the cubes deeper into her until she came. We haven't done it since because it was spontaneous the first time and we're worried about damage it could cause.
>>681557459
>Literally fucked the shit out of a girl while she was on the phone with a patient ( I was in her ass and she's trying not to moan while she's asking about any changes in medications. She hung up and leaned in on me hard, than accidentally shat all over my dick.) when I was 21
>more info
all these storys but yet not a single supporting nude pic...
post em
>>681558132
this
>>681557762
the more eccentric a story, the less likely it happened
>>681550426
none of those are crazy
>>681550426
How old are you now? 17 1/2? Hang yourselves
>>681552966
Great Question
>>681558132
You don't really think about taking pics when you're in the moment. Not saying I don't have nudes but I am saying I don't have nudes of the time she blew me in a car.
Had a fuck buddy and was fucking her on the floor of her place. Felt something wet and cold hit me right in the asshole. Jumped off her and spun around and her dog had snuck into the room and nosed me. Still startled he started licking her cunt. She started to sit up and shoo him off but I pushed her back down and said "let's see where this goes. She laid back and spread her legs. Watched the show and stroked myself hard again then pressed my dick against her lips. She gobbled it up and got to sucking and the dog moved up and mounted her. He banged around for a minute but finally drive his dick home and pounded the fuck out of her cunt at lightning speed. She started cumming, the dog started cumming, and I couldn't take it anymore and exploded all over her face.
Bump, because lurking.
>>681557851
Not much more to tell. She worked at a major medical university but had no patients that day, just follow up calls so she worked from home. i was trying to get her to do something kinky, like public sex but she refused because she was too nervous. The day of the calls I was watching tv at her place and she was at her desk, then she tells me she wants me to fuck her ass while she makes the next call. I'm happy to oblige. She's asking all these questions on the phone bent over this chair that looks like she got it from a waiting room or something, her ass pushed out. I was loving the view, eating ass and fucking her, but eventually she grabbed my hand and kind of motioned for me to put it in her ass. When I did, I distinctly remember her fucking up and moaning on the phone trying to say the word "dentist," and the person on the other end, some poor middle aged woman with chronic fatigue syndrome, saying "what's that? Dentist?" And she had to repeat it as cool as she could but she was totally flushed and unfocused. She rushed the rest of the interview and hung up, and she was really turned on so she started really going hard on my dick. She was grabbing my ass and pulling me in deeper, when all of a sudden I smell shit. I look down and as she's grinding, shit is coming out. Don't judge me, but I closed my eyes and just came as soon as I could. When I pulled out I was like "uhh I need to clean up here" and kind of hid the shit on my dick and hand but she shushed me, embarrassed but also I think flushed almost like she came. I don't know if that's possible in the ass but it seemed like she really liked it and the shit was during her climax.
Truth is I felt pretty guilty about the whole thing, that woman was innocent.
>>681552994
Easy there edgelord. Come back after you graduate middle school.
Fucked her in the pool while her parents were home, and in the outdoor shower at their beach house.
>>681553276
Sex in a pool is possible but its uncomfortable
>>681560362
O_O - I'll try this
>>681554840
>watching movie
>eating popcorn
>start to smell shit
>...
>>681550426
>One time on /b/ I made up a bunch of stuff
>Everyone will respect me now!
>tfw still a 16 year old virgin...
>>681560510
There's a bundle of nerves at the back wall of the vaginal canal that can be stimulated through anal. It bets pushed against the bladder and if you're hitting everything right and she's relaxed she'll orgasm.
>>681561700
alcohol, a lot of it, ease the process big time
>>681561700
Huh, the more you know. I think that's why she shit herself. It definitely seemed like she came.
>>681550710
Ha a girl kissed me on the cheek once. It was great
>>681561700
My dick must have just the right shape then. Gf cums quicker from anal.
>>681555395
Sounds like you finally understand
Girlfriend raped me
>>681555275
>Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
Yeah, unless you're getting your dick sucked by a man (or a trap). Then it's totally gay.
>>681562160
Girls have it easy. They have multiple erogenous zones inside their cunts and can even cum just by thinking about it. I've had girls cum from giving me head and even from titty fucking.
>>681553841
When I was 16 I fucked my girlfriend's ass dry while my grandmother was upstairs.
>>681558132
Most of this happened before everyone had cell phone, if you can belieb it. Never mind a camera phone lol
>>681563147
>I've had girls cum from giving me head and even from titty fucking.
I'd marry that girl. How the fuck did she manage that?
>>681554123
>>681563095
details
>>681563147
Hrm that sounds impossible but k
>>681550426
>At 17 fucked her in public toilet and came inside her
not really crazy for that age, pretty normal
>>681563381
Two girls actually were able to cum giving me head. I'm not sure actually, they couldn't really articulate it. It's like the texture and feel stimulates their mouth and back of their throat and they work themselves up in their minds.
>>681554904
You kidding right?
>>681563141
not if you picture him as a girl :^)
I Fucked my gf severel time in missionary positions.
>>681554904
no way
>>681553209
lol russians can't share this picture...
I abstained until I married and then only had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>681551490
>fingered with big toe
>fingered
>toe
>>681550426
i once came on chapstick and a gave it to a girl, she used it
>am i nrmie
>>681553841
Any gf pic ?
Was having a 3some with a slut and her annoying puppy wouldn't stop jumping on the bed, so I tried to get the puppy to lick her pussy, didn't happen tho, seems the slut can take two dicks a once and is fine but letting a dog lick your pussy is too far.
>>681553057
best post of the day
>>681563868
You monster.
This chick blew me at some church.. she a freak.. Once she was done she was fuckin around with the straws for that Sunday school coffee this people be drinkin.. bitch licked some straw then put back in the container.. Some random Christian freak must have gotten a taste some time later
>>681563709
Amazing. I'm gonna research this.
need moar
One time I put my dick in her in the hottub. Our best friends had just gotten out and her father was sitting inside.
He was the kind of father who would grab a baseball bat or a gun if he knew what was happening.
High school...
>>681551646
If she doesnt like it chances are she never will, but just try dominating her whilst fucking her just prior to.. and your not tryin to kill her.. go hard but its more of a domination thing than pain
>>681564744
Godspeed anon
>>681560362
Lol, my tiny female dog used to try to "join in" whenever I was fucking my fiancee. I'd be pounding it and my wife would be like "hey!" and I look back and the pooch is humping her leg. The problem was her claws would scratch my wife's skin. So eventually I gave the dog a smack on the butt and it never did it again. Poor dog. She was just trying to please us by copying what daddy was doing.
>>681556459
topkek
Oh lol I forgot the time I made quesadillas with jalapeños. after dinner we fucked and her pussy started to scream in pain it was so on fire. I guess I didn't wash my hands thoroughly enough. She was in the shower screaming at me for a while after the burn kicked it.
>>681560362
Tempted to try this but all we have is a shihtzu. I don't think he could reach.
>>681551904
Heh, my first g/f did this.. i used to even have a convo with the old girl and tell her the gf was asleep lol
>>681563709
you make it sound so impressive, you were blown by a couple thirsty virgins and they creamed in there panties, if this was the other way around you'd be called a faggot
>>681565189
She used to blow me on the bus on the way home from school as well, pity she was one of them cryin bitches
I've made out on top of a roof. Not sure if that counts, but it was fun.
>>681565136
kek
>>681551646
Communication
Squeeze the side of her throat rather than her trachea
When I was 14 one time I was fucking this girl at her parent's house and then her mom walked in and started sucking my dick while fingering her. I came inside her moments after her dad knocked on the bedroom door and the three of us had to quickly put our clothes back on.
>>681565223
Eh? They weren't virgins. And yeah I'm pretty impressed that anyone can orgasm from non genital stimulation.
>>681565223
>blown by thirsty virgins
>creamed their panties from the very act of sucking his dick
You sure showed him. And double standards my man. A girl who cums easy is a godsend. A guy who cums easy is a failure.
>>681553657
anon i think you might be gay
>>681565188
Fuck it give it a try
My wife loves a rape fantasy. If she makes any noise while I fuck her I choke her to keep her quiet, put my hand over her mouth when I shove it in her to begin with and if she keeps moaning I backhand her hard. Bruised her lip once. She loved it. Next is a plastic bag over to head I reckon.
I 69ed in the middle of an empty baseball field with my girlfriend. She rubbed her clit all over my face, and squeezed my balls to a point of painful enjoyment. Wish I could see her brown ass again.
>>681556459
the monarchs
Pics or NON OF THE SHIT HAPPENED!
>>681565356
actually, I remember a better story. I started making out with my girlfriend while a movie was playing. My sister was in the same room. My girl kissed me, and I took that as a sign she wanted some loving, so we really went at it. My sister got quiet, then left for a few. I ate my girl out, made her cum, then remembered that my sister left for a few.
uy si uy si
>>681563868
For the sole purpose of procreation?
>>681566364
Nothing except the mother daughter threesome sounds that unrealistic
>>681550426
>At a crowded tourist beach in Florida.
We went out to about 4 feet deep and she wrapped her arms around me like we were hugging and kissing but were fucking.
>Neighbors trampoline
Middle of the night we snuck over into their yard to see what fucking on a trampoline is like.
>Behind a school during class hours
We were in our twenties too probably not the wisest thing to do.
>>681565926
I would already have to drive my gf to the brink for her to let it happen and I only have one chance. If I give him a boost he'll start growling to be let down and kill the mood. Little dude hates being picked up.
>>681566694
I used to fuck a mother and daughter. Never together. The mother was down for a threesome but I could never talk the daughter into it.
>>681566881
The little ones are prima donnas.
>>681567135
Don't I know it. We're talking about getting a poodle next. How do you think that would do?
>>681567518
Like a real one? The King's hunting dog? Or a little shit?
>>681553607
laughed so much
>>681566967
Right, well, that's different than it happening I guess.
And even if it did, it's pretty incredible. All the other stories seem fairly credible
>>681550426
I once used a water hose turned to full blast as a dildo on my ex. We filled up a kiddie pool like that
Came in her ass today
>>681550426
drinking with gf at party go back to mine with friend who is sleeping at mine, gf gets horny starts to play with me, give friend headphones and tell him to face the other way , start to fuck bed to loud with 3 people on it, climb over friend naked to fuck on the floor, find hair brush shoved it in her ass while busted in her pussy
>>681566881
Idek why I'm laughing so much at this
>>681567716
A real one. I've always had a fondness for the standard poodle. Also I won't do it if it's gonna fuck him up. My fantasies aren't worth it.
>>681551904
Sam?
>>681567986
need pics of the piercing
>>681554123
I have a gsp also. I love them. In a non sexual way.
When I was 18 I fuced a 15 year old while she was on her period. It was a good day.
>>681568421
Why would it fuck him up? Dog EO's don't care where they get pussy.
>>681569000
I don't know. Will it make him sexually aggressive? He's gotta remember his place.
I came in my gf's but hole first time we did anal. She sat on the toilet for an hour trying to poop out my cum
>>681569260
Not if you let him know his place.
>>681550426
We are not the urges we have we are the decisions we make
Had a threesome with wife and 16 year old I worked with I was 23 at the time. Couple months later found out she was pregnant. Says it's the guy she's with now baby looks just like me. Ill let him raise my spawn.
Not craziest but definitely top 5 fucked up. Ex gf told me her ex bf was the dude who collected our tickets at the movie theater we were at. During movie went to BR and saw dude coming out of cleaning an empty theater. Told my ex that I wanted head. Started out like that and ended with me throwing on a condom and her sitting on my lap. After we were done put the condom on the seat next to the popcorn bag and candy that was in my hand when we first enter the theater. The same candy he made small talk with me on when he took our tickets.
>>681569433
Just train him well then.
I don't even know where to start:
Went to sex and swingers' clubs with her a few times.
One friday night we had some acquaintances at our place. We kept drinking until late in the morning. Everybody had left except some random dude's gf and I. My gf was sleeping in our room. Fucked this girl in the kitchen for a while. Took her to the room and woke my gf up to make a threesome.
Had many threesomes after that.
One summer day waiting for the metro in an empty station started rubbing her clit. She was wearing a dress and no panties. Fingered her violently until I made her squirt.
Made her reply to requests from other guys on the internet for nudes of her. Made her camwhore for fun many times.
Fucked her several times in front of a bi girl friend of her while she watched. She took pics a few times and participated once.
Made her offer herself as a birthday present to some guy. Watched her being fucked by him for a long time. Ended up participating.
Made her whore herself for drugs a few times with three acquaintances.
>>681551904
Same with my ex, except it wasn't her family's van, it was her church van on the way to a christian rock concert.
Told the youth leader she was asleep. Guy in row in front of me turn around looked, saw what was going on and vouched for us.
>>681563141
Nope, a mouth's a mouth, unless you get off on his scruffy beard on your ballsack, then you might be a faggot.
>>681556459
I feel like you were going for the Aristocrats
One girl I was dating kept accusing me of sleeping with another specific girl. That girl had a MAJOR crush on me, but was so shy about it, she hadn't spoken two words to me in the 6 months we had known one another. After being accused in front of said girl, I decided to exact revenge: I invited the girlfriend over to the house. When she got there, she was greeted by the site of me fucking the other girl in the chair that faced the front door. Needless to say, that was our breakup call.
A few months later, hooked up with that girl, took pics of my cock in her, and of her naked to win a $100 bet that I could get laid that night...
Had a penchant for married woman for a while. Fucked one while her husband was asleep in the next room.
Fucked a couple of employees in the office of the restaurant that I managed
Fucked several more away from work
Had a foursome with another couple, but no male/male stuff
Had several foursomes with an ex and two of her female friends over the course of a couple of weeks.
Fucked my wife in the ass in a hotel room with another couple in the next bed... we were being very quiet.
Fucked while driving up US 276 through the mountains of SC and NC... that was difficult.
Fucked a coworker outside in the sleet one night when we were sharing my trench coat... later found out we were distant cousins...
Fucked a girl while her boyfriend chauffeured us in my car.
Fucked a girl in the back of a truck on the interstate during moderately heavy traffic
Ran naked across the intersection of SC 20 and US 25, which if anyone is familiar with Greenville, is a pretty busy intersection.
Fucked my wife in the lake with about 6 people no more than 50' away.... trying to watch.
Oh, and to the poster above... anal and pools / lakes / water don't mix. I call bullshit.
>>681569953
Me and the wife used to fuck the babysitter.
Fucked GF in drying up riverbed next to elementary school playground after hours. At least 100 mosquito bites on ass, legs and neck.
5/10 would consider fucking in drying up river bed in summer next to playground if horny enough.
>>681570903
Lol. My ex wife begged me to have a threesome with our babysitter. 5 years later... I'm married to the babysitter.
>>681571093
Shit. Five years later she still wouldn't have been old enough to drink.
>>681571443
kek. She was legal then. I live in SC... it's 16 here.
>>681550426
me and my ex used to fuck everywhere. we fucked in public toilets and in parks, behind her school on trains and buses. we had a thing where we buy tickets for terrible movies and fuck through them.
she once gave me a blow job in the middle of her living room and had to run past her mother to wash off the cum after i glazed her face and hair.
When I was 21 feeling desperate I went on tinder met up with this chick and ended up going home with her. On my way into her house I noticed a picture of my grandparents on her wall. Fucked her anyway then deleted all my social media profiles so she wouldn't find out. Worth it.
Girl sat on me to wake me up from her living room couch. I moved her shorts to the side and fucked her. Her whole family was walkung around getting ready for the day.
Came inside. She went to clean up and i stayed on couch.
>pic related
OP here. To everyone calling bullshit on ass fucking underwater, I've done it twice. Both times ended with her in tears
>>681571648
Ours wasn't legal. She had great tits though.
>>681551904
>blowie
no one who calls it this has ever gotten one
>>681573232
I've tried anal in the shower. Couldn't get it in. Tried pool sex. Incredibly uncomfortable. Still gonna doubt that.
>>681550426
I was always trying to make my ex girlfriend laugh so i thought it would be a good idea if i put cat food our her nipples and let my cat lick it off,of course it went perfect with her with tiny little nibbles on her nipples and she was enjoying it.
I put cat food on my cock and the cat starts to lick it followed by a massive bite leaving bite marks turning red rapidly,my ex gets on her knees for some reason while i am saying "fuck" really loudly and slapped the cat away.
She sucks my cock cat food and all with slight blood seeping out of the small holes,she moans for me and the pain is unnoticeable now.
I shot my load inside her mouth showing me the slightly red,white and brownish cat food.
>pic related
Tons of bjs in movie theaters and also got a bj in the mountains in the open and we fucked in a park and in a public bathroom
>>681573766
I'm with you. Wife and I have tried in the lake and shower. Doesn't work. And we do anal, generally speaking, every time we have sex. So, it's not like she doesn't know how to handle it properly.
>>681573766
U can doubt all u want but i still remember the feeling when her ass finally gave out and i entered her. I remember we had to do it quickly because her sister was home. I'd been hounding her for months to try anal. Obviously we had no idea what we were doing trying it in water but i regret nothing
>>681574408
Now I have to doubt it. First time anal is difficult as hell, regardless... in the shower, though?
when i was 16 i fucked my 15 year old gf in the middle of our high schools soccer field in the afternoon. it was february and it was still pretty chilly. we stripped naked before we fucked, but in hind sight it probably would have been smarter to just whip my dick out and leave most of our clothes on. oh well, it was a huge turn on and we didnt get caught.
also that was the first time i fucked without a condom. pretty much havent used a condom since.
>>681550426
I fucked a trap
I once fingered my friend while watching LoTR The two towers, while her little brother and sister were less than 6 feet away from us.
>>681570903
>>681571093
>>681571443
Details mother fuckers details
tfw i need a life
>>681550426
fucked her in a toilet in a children's hospital when 17.
>>681574616
Nice
>>681574537
I am very concerned that youre not convinced i stuck my dick in a submerged ass. I now regret creating this awful thread.
>>681574851
=^-^=
>>681574101
nother pic
>>681550426
me and my gf into public shit as well
i put my dick in her mouth in grocery stores, Walmarts, school hallways, etc
>>681552380
A dude in my school broke his banjo fapping in the toilet while at a friend's house.
Everyone called him frenulum until he graduated.
>>681574616
Sex ed vastly undersells how shitty condoms feel. The only part I like is slapping them on the girl after I'm done.
>>681573733
Checked
Congratulations you just found a girl posting from the guys point of view so she wouldn't have to deal with tits or GTFO.
>>681574851
This is a great thread other than your pool anal. Okay, I'll believe you though. Fucked up of you to ruin anal for the girl.
>>681565527
that would stop blood flow to her brain idiot
>>681574750
What's to details. She wanted a place I drink one night so we told her to say she was sitting for us and we'd be out late so she was crashing on the couch. Instead we all got drunk. Wife got horny. I got horny. Went down on wife while we were on the couch. Looked over and the sitter was sitting on the floor with her hand in her pants watching the show. We moved to the bedroom and all got naked. Both my wife and I commented on how sweet her pussy tasted.
She tied me up with a fucj ton of rope and pegged me for about 2 hours
We are really into bdsm
>>681575587
That's the point. The rush comes from restricting bloodflow. It's safer than crushing her windpipe.
>>681575731
ages? anything out the vanilla?
eat eachother out? ass licking?
>>681575570
Lamentably anal is an annual event at our house. Hindsight is a wonderful thing
Also i suppose this thread is ok. I started it hours ago, went back to work, come on /b/ and its still up. Much suprise
>>681574750
>>681571093 (You)
The babysitter and I worked together. She was from a very poor family, so I started letting her babysit so that she could earn a little extra money. On the last night she babysat for us, we were drinking a little, and the wife kept texting me begging me to have a threesome with her. I said no because, honestly, I knew that it wouldn't end well for my ex-wife. The ex-wife got all 3 of us naked, then decided that she couldn't compete with a 16-year old's tits and went to bed, leaving us alone naked in the living room. Over the next few weeks, the babysitter came over daily. When the wife would go to bed, we would do anything up to, but excluding actual sex. We didn't do that until after the ex-wife left. Before anyone says anything, we were on our way to a divorce before the babysitter happened.
5+ years later, and this woman is the most amazing partner I've ever known. She told me when we first started officially dating, that she wanted to do more, and be better than anyone else I've ever been with. She's put forth 100% effort to meet that goal. Watching her with another woman is amazing.
Having sex at school?
>>681554587
Hahahahahaha. I seem to always jack off after I get home from sex. I thought I was the only one
>>681555504
>Why would you throw her...?
Newfag confirmed.
>>681557661
>>681557762
>>681558874
stories posted on here... forget it
>>681576104
Couple times a month for me. Makes for a nice hole during periods. It took me a little over a year to prep her for it though.
>>681553841
>believe me or not, happiest night of my life
Gold Friend Gold XD
>>681576832
She likes a finger or 2 during a 69er or when shes about to cum but thats it. Otherwise its just when shes really drunk so a rarity. Yes it certainly does make for a nice hole
>>681576832
We do it almost every time. The way I see it, the holes are interchangeable. It does take a while to get them to the point that they can handle it. The other women we invite over for sex are nowhere near as confident about it. You can do a finger or a tongue, but a cock scares them. The double sided dildo scares them even more.
met this nice cambodian girl at a hostel. few days later I carried her from the dance floor of a raging club to the toilet and fucked her brains out bareback and came in her.
>>681575938
Thirties. She was...less than half that. I don't know what you'd call vanilla. She was pretty straight about it all but she'd let my wife and I use her.
>>681554587
Nice
Bye thread
>>681550426
>Be me, 15-16
>Decent looking gf, proud as fuck at the time
>Fuck her behind a scientology church, not lying
>Told all my friends, she hears and gets mad
>>681577208
Have you tried toys? Makes a nice bridge in between fingers and dick.
>>681577299
I'm just trying on the other girl part. Her biggest, darkest fantasy is me dating her and her best friend.
>>681578912
Like plugs? No only a rabbit vibe but she hates it in her ass
>>681579631
Plugs and beads, yeah. They ease her into it. I have her wear it during sex and occasionally out on dates. Drives her crazy.
>>681579631
Not the person you responded to. Rabbits are pretty big. Need to think in between and tapered, like a plug, as you mentioned. Mine can take the large plug now... Also, as funny as this is, since this IS /b/... sharpies. Start with one, and add as many as you can.
>>681579893
Dp with anal plugs in place, in either hole, is amazing.
>>681578563
bye anon
>>681580065
Feels so tight. It's the only time I consider an mmf. Think I'd rather just stick to toys though.
>>681580601
Yeah, mine won't do MMF, but she'll do MFF with the other F using a strap-on. I've asked about MMF... it's always just "no." No skin off my nose.
>>681578691
I can top that I fucked a super hot virgin girl (who to this day is the best I've ever had) IN a church
>>681580807
That's a good set up. Feels like opening a csn of worms the first time you mention another girl because they might want another guy. Honestly I think the only way I could do other guys is if it was a bukkake session. I know that's technically weirder but otherwise it would feel too personal.
>>681581425
Ive done MMF twice. Boths times with mates. It was pretty fun. Just make sure the lights are dim
i read something on reddit where this guy did mmf with his best friend cuz his gf had a threesome with him her best friend fuck dat shit
>>681550426
That image just screams TG caption. Thanks, OP!
>>681582477
Agreed. It may be a doublestandard but she's mine.
>>681582301
I don't have any male friends I'd trust with my wifi password. Let alone my girlfriend.
>>681551254
that's haram as fuck, good for you!
>>681554326
nice
>>681551254
>>681550426
>at 17 fucked behind a false wall in a local cinema, while kids with parents were standing at the other side
>at 18 fucked on the beach with some people around us
>at 20 fucked a girl while she was talking with her ex on the phone (who also used to be my best friend), pretty short call I must say
So yeah, not that crazy
Fun as fuck tho
Fucked my ex-gf in a church, during youth group. I was 16 and she had just turned 15 at the time. It was actually her idea. She was a virgin when we first started dating, I turned her into a kinky little slut.
Had plenty of experiences with her, she turned out to be quite the exhibitionist.
>>681551646
Like the other anon said, try to squeeze the sides of the neck, at least at first
Also, try squeezing when she is cumming, that way her brain will relate the chocking with an orgasm
You have to get her in the mood, or leave her and get a woman that knows how to fuck, man
>18
>laying in bed spooning gf
>little sister 2 yrs younger laying infront of us
>go into dev mode on phone and enable constant vibration
>remark about how im in a stupid group chat being spammed
>get gf off with phone to crotch
>she cums no more than 2feet away from little sis
>still get rock hard thinking about it to this day
When I was 18 I drove to my ex GF's house to fuck her - I was all confidence as I had just got back from spring break in Panama City. Ex wasn't home but her mother was - it took 2 hours from the time I crossed the threshold of her house before I had her panties off - amazing sex and I still fapp to the memory today - 22 years later. I'm pretty sure ex never found out. I did get with her mother once more when I was home from college. I had her meet me in her car. She gave me a blow-job but wouldn't let me fuck her since she said she was on the rag. I ended up with a new GF (whom I married) so never hooked up with her again. I sent her a friend FB request once but got no reply.
>>681550426
At 17 my gf (now wife) introduced me to my foot fetish. She was into yoga so pretty flexible.
For a while she had been putting her feet on me more and more. Then once we were talking and she stuck her toes in my mouth and told me to suck.
It escalated from there to footjobs where I'd cum pretty fast
>>681587116
I've always thought about a footjob but my gf has big feet. Rough too. Lucky you.
>>681568461
Derek?
>>681568461
Uhh...Shyla?
>>681588001
At 24 fucked her while showing loli in the background
Justin?
>>681550426
My gf pissed in my mouth behind the kitchen counter while her sister was on the other side reading something on her iPad
>>681565613
if this is true i feel like it would be a better story
>>681550426
was 16. in back of van with her whole family and fingerfucked her under a blanket. she gave me a handy and footjob under there
