Waifu claiming thread
>Mi Lou edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
Mi Lou claimed
>>681525921
claimed
>>681525921
Claimed
>>681525101
>''Something something two world wars''
Holy shit I didn't even think about that, how ironic. Yeah I'm sure the Germanics would love their hands on Poland if they could get it, they'd need to retake Denmark and Saxony before they could even try though and even then Pomerania is still in their way. Yeah the muslims are fucked though Anatolia is a mess, Syria is the most powerful kingdom and they're in the middle of a massive civil war, the Caliph is scattered and even Egypt isn't doing very good.
>111
>666
Good one Mikan.
Rikka claimed.
Kagami dont worry I didnt mean to worry or scare you I would never do that im sorry
>returns her tight hug and kisses her head.
sachi claim
did the thread die?
Tenryuu claimed
And heading to my daily coma. See you guys later and until then: Eat something with bacon. Bacon is tasty and a good defense against muslims.
>>681525575
>point still stands, we get rid of the jews then fight each other desu
That would work.
>>681525611
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Deus Vult
Am I doing it correctly now??
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Fuck the mods
>>681526286
Lol >>681526134 beat you to it
Claimed as always
Post some strange fact about yourself. Anything goes.
>one of my fingerprints can't be scanned for no discernable reason
>>681526169
Rikka is mine you fucking faggot
>>681526286
Gute Nacht mein Führer
>Emi
So much medicine....
>>681526403
I have no fingerprints
>>681526403
blacks would like to have the quality
>>681526451
HAHAHAHA lets go bitch! You sure about that?
Akiko claimed
I was out for a sec but thread seemed gone fast
Did faggot mods strike again?
>>681526286
Bye Tenryuu.
>>681526403
>I once shitted in a School Urinal.
>>681526169
awwww, thanks rikka!! you're the best!!
>>681526403
i have the exact same birthmark as my dad does right on my tailbone
>>681526403
My right eye is completely blind because of a car accident
>Tries to start new thread
>28 seconds late
Guys, I think I lost.
Most lurking kuudere claimed.
>>681526747
Also Shiragami Youko claimed, for the fifth time.
After this thread fucking dies, I'm leaving for a bit.
>>681526710
I just wanna make everyone feel happy <3 god your blushing face is so cute
>>681526742
Thanks. I wanted that picture.
>>681526742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm15rvkifPc
>>681526747
chump
Claimed.
>>681526403
I know all of the words to smells like teen spirit and have choroiderimia.
>>681526273
bread got burned
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Fuck the mods
>>681526641
Should've posted this as pressnt for the mads
ifu claiming thread
>Mi Lou edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
Mi Lou claimed
>did the faggot mods strike again
>did the faggot mads strike again
Fixed it
>>681526403
One of my eyes is green, and one is blue.
Neither of them are particularly brilliant, in fact, they're quite dull, so it's hard to tell sometimes, but I've had heterochromia since I was a sprout.
>>681526403
I have Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome
Reposting because I still don't have my sides back
>>>/wsg/1050412
>>681526747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc
>>681526959
y-you think so??? you don't have to blush to be cute....
>>681527108
Fuck meant Waifu
>mi luo
>>681527199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7Xevr0Wxc
>>681526641
>>681527075
>>681526348
>>681527108
Ah, do mods usually prune these threads?
>>681526742
Eyyy haven't seen you in a bit tats, how have you been?
How has that affected your depth perception?
>>681527195
Aight you're gonna have to explain that one
>also forgot that I have almost no sense of smell anymore
>>681526403
a nail went through my left eyebrow once and now it grows weird.
>>681527075
hmmm
>>681527400
Not exactly usually but once in a while
>>681526384
Pff, who gives a fuck? You never said who you exactly claimed, you just said claimed. Therefore your argument is invalid, you used lol in a discussion which shows that you must be underaged.
>P.S : At least you can try and claim her with a decent pic and not a thumbnail. She's worth more than that. Get your square.
>>681527400
Shit again meant this:
Waifuism thread
>fuck the mods edition
The rules are fucking simple
>don't talk about fight club
>don't talk about fight club
>bitchez luv frying panz
>mods are fags
>claim your waifu
>post pics of aforementioned waifus
>drink lots of tea
>No lewds
>actually fuck that rule
>read next rule
>ignore the rule before
>most importantly: go fuck yourself
Mi Luo claimed
Obligatory Claim.
>>681527400
Sometimes.
>>681527543
I implied i claimed my Tenryuu
>>681527583
Enjoying your game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0r0BZmrx8Q
>>681527555
>drink lots of tea
>no lewds paradox
Winner approved!
>>681527108
>>681527400
On occasion
You think the mads have any idea of how ineffective they're being?
Can't kill a phoenix
>>681527400
Most times they prune the threads when Tenryuu is the OP, because he started /waifu/
>>681527450
Sun sneezing. If I'm suddenly exposed to birght light, I sneeze because my nerves lose it
>>681527909
I actually have it minimized, in Skype right now.
>>681527936
Unless you pour water on it or suffocate it.
>>681527256
O.of course I think so..and neither do you..you were just doing it a..and i it was just so cute
>>681527850
Nope, i just saw claimed. You never specified who. Could also be an unexpected image-swap.
>>681528045
Oh. I had no idea that I had that. Same thing, and it's always two sneezes in quick succession.
>>681527462
That sounds very painful. That reminds me of this small grey mark in my knee from when some faggot stabbed me with a pencil when I was a wee tot.
>>681528147
I think you're onto something
but what if a phoenix is sunfire aka plasma? that shit doesn't need oxygen
>>681526403
There are 2 people in the country with my specific name/spelling. Only 9 with just the first name.
>>681528403
Forgot pic
Miiiiiaaa claim~
Hello everyone! How's your day going?
>who wants a hug?
>>681528176
I implied it still.
The imahe specified who i was claiming.
You seriously think i would be like > x claimed
And post a picture of y?
No it makes no sense
>>681528403
>two sneezes in quick succession
Fuck man, I'd kill for that, even if it was everytime I was in sunlight. Instead I've got allergies so bad that once I start sneezing I got into SUPER SNEEZE OVERDRIVE MODE V3.1.4 and don't fucking stop sneezing until I leave the area
>>681528677
>Checked
Hello Prinz, pretty good, how about you?
>hugs
Hellooo~!
Claiming best girlie. How is everyone today?
>>681528165
you're so adorable rikka!!
>hugs
>>681528749
>>681526134
Why don't you get some real pictures first?
>>681528403
>>681528503
lol it was. but it was one of those moments where you don't feel any pain at all. the nail was attached to a door that got slammed in my face by a friend I was playing with. After the nail went through I ran after him trying to catch him cause I thought we were still playing. When some older dudes walked me home to my parents they wouldn't tell me what was going on kek.
I only figured it out 15 mins later when the blood started dripping onto the ground on our way to the hospital to get stitches. But when it finally kicked in it hurt like hell.
best snek claim
>>681528595
gtfo litlle boy
miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
13
>>681528093
I guessed as much.
By the way, are you interested in checking out our ts3?
>>681528403
Now you know it, I've sneezed up to 5 times, but most times, only twice
>>681528677
Hi Prinz! Doing great, watching TV now! And you?
>hug
>>681528677
>>681528677
Very well, how about you Anon?
>Hugs.
>>681528912
>>681528595
IMPOSTORS
>>681528932
Uhh
nigger what
>>681528749
It happend a few times....and are you using a C64 with a datasette or why are you saving thumbnails? At least you could try
>i'm running out of stars and squares
>have a can of goat smegma instead
>>681528165
rikka a cute
Back from fries.
Claiming Ayame also Miia from monster musume because sneks are cute and you can't tell me what to do you're not my real dad Steve
>>681529047
>Inb4 self conscious about voice
Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.
>>681529234
Ryuko claimed
Well I guess people using NS will know which Miia poster is the real Miia poster.
>>681529175
wtf
>>681529213
let's just coexist
maybe trade pics?
i'm the orginal miia
miia nr2
>>681528853
>hugs you back
Kagami! I love you!
>>681528831
I've been fine! I'm tired though, like usual.
>long hugs
>>681529117
Hello Emi! I'm doing good, kinda. Allergies ;-;
>warm hugs
>>681529124
Deus Vult, my friend
>crusade hugs
>>681528595
>>681528912
>>681529175
>>681529213
What the fuck?
>>681529213
Don't worry holmes. In my heart you'll always be the original. Miia best snek.
>>681529371
Did you get stabbed by nignogs?
>>681528677
hey nice dubs
>happy hug
my day has been pretty boring
what about yours?
>>681529371
how was work tomocarrot?
>>681529489
Ikr
(its me miia from telegram)
>>681529450
!!!! i l-love you too!!!
>>681529424
>Miia poster is the real Miia poster.
Hint: it's the polish one
>>681528932
>>681529175
>>681529213
>>681529404
Maybe we can all share? I'll have her Monday's and every second Tuesday of the month.
>>681529405
Oh trust me, it cant be much worse than Yume.
Also, this is the address for anyone interested.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>681529617
Ok time to prove it
>Jestem Polakiem i miia jest moją waifu
>>681529709
ihhhhhhhhhhh
Check filenames and use NS, you'll know it's me.
>>681529434
There was at one point another Miia before I came in, but they've been gone a long time. I'm the OG Miia now.
>>681529761
Google translate
>>681529499
Sachiiiiiii~
I'm fine, but allergies are still murdering me ;w;
>warm hugs
>>681529595
Oh okay! How are you Miia?
>slithery hugs
This one is mine
>>681529490
fucking newfags
anyway whatever fam
truth is i was claiming her long before this whole "holmes"
>>681529709
You really like Yume, don't you?
>>681529496
No such luck. It was very slow today.
>>681529512
The district manager was there and grilling my shit super hard because I didn't know how to do anything but frying. But my "trainers" haven't taught me jack shit and everyones a bitch. Free Arby's tho.
>>681529822
>I'm the OG Miia now
That's not how it works
>>681529489
Are you taking any antihistamines? Or no medication at all? It must be very annoying
>>681529371
how was it?
>>681529414
Hi anon.
>>681529489
>
>>681529761
That is Google Translate anon....
>>681529922
Hug me brotha!
>>681530091
Greasy
>Tomocornflakes
>>681530009
And guess what fucker, you haven't been here for the last month, I was.
>>681530066
Yes it is.
>>681529860
Chuj ci w dupę kurwo jebana przyjdę do ciebie i ci wpierdolę
>>681529874
Fine you skank
>>681530009
Why you gotta go and get the butt bleedies? Aren't we all friends here?
>>681530026
Do you really need to ask?
>>681530027
man...fuck that guy...a lot of people get stupid when they get any kind of power, just ignore that douchenozzle
>>681530177
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>681530209
>>681530159
i mean whatever its not a problem
>>681530027
>>681530157
>Free Arby's though
I think you call this one a win
hopefully you'll get the hang of it soon though
the first day is always hard, at least you're working and moving forward
hang in there
>>681530213
Yes.
>curious hands
Okay, easy task here: Only the real Snek knows my TS name and should write it to me via Telegram. Problem solved.
Best Snek Claimed
What this plebs do here with my waifu ?
>>681530082
I just got some today. I'll begin tomorrow when I wake up
>>681530115
Jesus loves you too, my friend
>>681530137
>brotherly hugs
>the Muslims hit me hard today with pollen. The pork just made them angry
>>681530467
also, you can always come back at the end of the day and complain to us
>karen
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HVVdE0HhU
My sides are in Orbit.
>>681530561
Well, of course i do.
Although ''Hate'' might not be the right word.
>>681530752
What? Are we fucking the memes or we ARE memes
>>681530987
What if we're BOTH?
>>681530660
I don't think so, I have been killing Catholics instead of Muslims.
>>681530752
Thanks?
>>681530815
>kek
>>681530580
"General Glühbirne"
>>681530660
That's great!
Everything else going well?
Okay this is fucking annoying.
>>681531163
Beware the Ham Hoc.
>>681530752
my entire life I've wanted to transcend my failed existenced of semi-normie
have I finally become a living meme?
thank you
>>681531332
ikr like 4 miias in the threads
>>681530896
Why do you even dislike him? I'm curious.
>Chara conversation v2.
>>681530815
Holy fuck I'm crying
>>681530660
>>681530137
>tfw the Muslims part was supposed to go to deus Vult anon fuck
>>681531163
Oh..
>>681531175
Yup! How about you?
>>681530752
i sexually identify as a meme thank you very much
>>681531174
Ok, the Snek with a crypto key as filenames is the real one. The rest can die at this point.
What did I miss?
>>681531786
heeeey galko, how was the rest of your b-day??? and how does being 20 feel like?
>>681531506
shh bby is ok
>>681531786
Shitposting when the old and new meet
>>681531595
Well, i hate everyone, but i just hate him more than usual.
>>681531676
Check your privilege you white meme scum
>>681531760
after this thread all my images will have "Internet Explorer" in their filename
>>681531506
Yesterday there was one. And today you dorks all decide to show up out of fuck knows where.
>>681531760
Fuck you, I will not have the last month of talking with people here go to waste just because some oldfag decided to reclaim something that he gave up.
Amira Claimed
>>681531597
>tfw the Muslims part was supposed to go to deus Vult anon fuck
Everyone has slight fuckups, also those damn Muslims are still using Pollen? well to counter that you have to get more Pork.
>>681531786
Nothing really.
>>681532020
>when the old complain about the new
>>681531898
It was pretty boring so far, I feel the same as when I was 19.
>>681532020
Sounds painful.
>>681532138
Good.
>>681532155
THANK YOU
>>681532155
>checked
I know right?
>>681532032
It's okay bb. I won't let you die.
>>681532256
damn....have you had cake yet?
she is mine
>>681531597
I'm just alright. My stomach is not cooperating with me today.
>Pain, so much pain...
>>681531786
Not much. We had a couple Tenryuu-certified threads though. And our last thread got pruned by the mods.
>Having fun today?
<3
>>681532032
>some oldfag decided to reclaim something that he gave up.
well fucking excuse me that i was in a hospital for this whole time i think i should have died in there so your newfag ass could stay here you fucking faggot
Both of you are fucking stupid.
>>681532351
You the best Kurisu
>>681532521
Eat a dick tats
>>681532032
You cannot replace the OG as easily as you thought and no-one will forget him. Now, you two will have to coexist because isn't leaving.
Oh, and fuck you. I almost forgot that.
>Vigil
>>681532695
*because he isn't
>>681532650
No.
>>681532432
I wish.
>>681532470
I had an okay nap, the rest of it has been pretty boring.
>qt
>Galko
>>681532650
Still has to suck on Mai's cock.
someone else bake
>karen
>>681532026
I hate (love) you too, Teamaster.
Why more than usual for him?
>>681532155
Space.
>>681532521
Green.
>>681532856
sheesh....i wish i could deliver cakes, i would send one too you
>kagami