Bad description vidya game thread
>anons guess the game thread
>last one went 404
>keep best friend in your back pack
>never wear a shirt
>no one speaks properly
>get a bunch of guys
>kill Carthage
>gib monies
>>681513062
Banzoo kazooie?
>given land
>fuck farming
>mine, fish, slay instead
>make bank on that
>finally upgrade your god damn inventory
>finally upgrade your god damn tools
>need more money, lots more
>fuck farming
>>Interrogate some people
>>Man throws bomb over fence
>>Son starves to death
>>Wife dies of illness
>>Mother in law freezes to death
>>681514650
Stardew Valley?
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>>681515601
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>Bald man is a grug addict
>No more girls
>Found last girl
>She's gone
>Time to kill mutants
I'd be surprised if you guessed this one
>>681514293
rome total war
I meant to say drug addict
>>681515347
papers please
>crying baby
>kill Satan
>>681517206
Isaac
>waifu simulator
>choose 2 families
>80-95% of monsters you fight look like they could kill your boner
>Holy apparently means psycho
>Black circles with eyes
>Move to song rythm
>called one of the most underrated games of all the time.
>main producer is a fucking crook
>kickstarter for reboot sequel gets funded
>Hack
>Shoot bad guys
>Drive like a Asian women
>>681518133
Watch dogs
>>681518133
watchdogs?
>come home and see family dead
>kill mafia niggers
>have the most autistic face ever
>buy gf
>c u in lumbridge noob
>pink ball
>red shoes
>vaccum
>>681520039
Kirby
>>681516953
Lisa Series.
>>681512792
> best Native American
> kill aliens
> save world
>Monkeys go fucking nuts
>Anime Dude saves the day
>>681520545
>>681513062
Need for Speed?
>>681514293
Oh too easy, that's Need for Speed!!
>>681515347
Hmm...Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
>>681514650
That's definitely Need for Speed.
>>681520893
Lol need for speed
>>681514391
Winrar
>>681517849
Dantes inferno?
>Dating sim
>Gives the term "Crippling depression" a whole new meaning
>>681518109
psychonauts.
>>681521416
Need for Speed
>tail some guy
>hide poorly in crowds
>run at him
>shove blade into him
>>681521186
nope, try again faggot
>>681521634
Need for Speed: No Limits
>>681521731
nah I know my games man
>bra mustached verdant carpenter
>afraid
>abandoned dark house full of spooky things
>>681521805
fag
>>681521888
Luigi's mansion
>>681521888
need for speed???
>Be a dinosaur
>Carry baby around
>guy with trailer park mullet and thong
>walks around boat
>mentors a bishounen with daddy issues
>bishounen becomes samurai
>>681521888
Weegees mansion.
>>681522216
yoshi's island
>>681512792
Cross dress, bathe with bodybuilders, satanic rituals
>silent broad gets has timestop sword
>broad and sword go kill rich white people
>>681512792
>kid falls downstairs into basement
>finds skeleton
>>681522291
need for speed?
>>681522340
Bingo
>>681521888
Luigi's Haunted Mansion.
>where's dad?
>join xenophobic technophiles
>clean water for all
>dad is kill
>you are kill
>>681522596
undermeme
>>681522673
fallout 3
>>681522673
Fallout something something.
>We need hero
>You, be hero
>You saved us, hero!
>Now get the fuck out, you´re banished forever
>>681522820
Secret of mana?
> people in village are nice to you
> sometime they give you small task
> like picking up fruits
> or killing a millennium elder god all alone under water
>>681522596
the binging of Isaac?
Raised by Ozzy Osbourne Randy Rhoads must save his father Ronnie James Dio the King Crimson from the dark lord.
>>681522391
Final fantasy 7
>>681523017
Yep
>>681512792
> in space
> shoot things
> destroy green things
> go to next level
>>681522914
fantasy life
>>681522914
Monster Hunter
>>681523081
Nope
>>681512792
Kid finds out his whole world was a dream, and has to kill his dad with his new friends.
>>681522940
Brütal legend?
>>681523159
fix
>>681523110
Yes
>lazer cannon
>ayy lmaos moving step by step
>looping background music
>>681520979
>>681521017
>>681521079
>>681521116
>>681521186
>>681521535
>>681521805
>>681522119
>>681522613
>AHAHAHAH OMFG HE SAID NEED FOR SPEED
Please make another attempt at being funny, this one didnt work
>pewdiepie mission: find girl
>kills towns ppl
>fights shrek
>fights bruce the shark
>meet sexy asian chick
>high sexual tension occurs
>midget prince
>>681523262
Space invaders
>>681520545
Prey
>>681522908
Nope
I'm kinda drunk and the need for speed fag in this thread definitely made me lollereenirooni
>>681523187
Nope
>>681523388
Hail my dub dubs fuckers
>>681523333
Lol, quads.
>>681523333
RE4
>>681519290
Max Payne? bruh
>>681521412
Nope
>>681521634
Assassin's creed.
>100 foot insect
>annoying spiders that appears again & again after you shoot to it
>too many mushrooms
>spaceship
>>681523333
Whoa, trips with a single.
Checked
>>681517849
Dark souls or bloodborne
>>681523565
Unfortunately no, I only did the second too. I've read like four posts. Sorry fella
>>681523586
Did the pewds give it away?
>>681523703
Those are called quads new fag
>>681523715
Nope.
>>681523800
No the midget prince did.
>>681521634
Ass Ass In's Creed?
>dinsosaur humanoids and aliens
>shoot the fuck out of them
>>681519290
Macks Payne
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>>681515601
fuck off newfags
>>681512792
>roast gods for their money
>realize you missed out on unique equipment
>cry
>GRABIN PILLS
>>681523878
I give up but that looks like an interesting game
>>681524091
kek
>>681522451
Wet?
>yellow sprited cowboy
>shoot in four directions
>it's a space invaders similar
>assist trophy in ssb4
>you and your beaner friend go kill bugs
>you and your nigger friend go kill bugs
>you and your cracker friend go kill bugs
>you and your chinky friend go kill bugs
>find dad
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>>681524151
walking dead
>>681524233
gunman clive
>>681523848
Thanks learning is fun. And dont worry, I also checked your 848 dubs, i know there not really dubs instead they are special kind of dubs as they're divided by half its original dub value, tis an awesome thing to see
> god throw planet at you
> and he made your daughter cry
> falcon punch him
> dlc end
Ive ben drinkin agan
>>681513062
Way 2 eez
>>681522673
Fallout 3
> or need for speed
>>681524270
nope, close
>>681514650
Harvest Moon
>>681524151
DR mario
>>681519921
Gotta be NfS
>gets sent back in time by mistake at the fair
>learns of evil asshole
>travels time to more
>fights asshole
>learns evil asshole is trying to stop a more evil asshole
>kill the more evil asshole in the past
>60s movie
>gay guy blows shit up
>fight a bunch of literal freaks with parasites
>forced to kill your mom
>>681524305
nope. it's from a late 70's game
>>681524462
>it's a zombie game quote
>oh, another, clearly unrelated zombie game
>he must be mistaken
>>681524593
chrono trigger
>based on really good movies
>annoying mechanic dude
>magnum opus
>scrotus dude
>>681523651
Earth defence force??
>>681512792
> wake up with a coma
> find yourself in the land of weird bunnies
> you fight a giant toaster and witch
> if simple ending, you fly away on dragon
>>681524655
Damn, fucking sniped. Nice job anon.
>>681524593
Singularity
>>681524836
nope. it's an arcade gaem
>guy/woman finds himself in a cell
>emperor shows with his guards up
>they enter a secret door inside your cell
>>681522820
Fallout 1?
>walk along line
>jump over shapes
>music
>>681524650
it was left for dead you faggot, calm your tits, fuck me
>>681524895
thanks! the fair gave it away
>>681524846
cave story
>>681524462
Hurt dur l4d
>>681524836
Centipede
>>681524954
geometry dash / impossible game
>tribal niggers
>go get geck
>>681524995
Yes
>>681525073
Nope. Much older.
>>681524929
oblivion
>>681524250
Too hard?
>active reloads
>edgy as fuck russian samurai
>plays drums in a supermax
>saves america from terrorists
>>681522820
First Final Fantasy?
>>681524929
Emperors new groove
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>>681524262
Ding ding.
Next.
>All of my dead friends want to kill me now
>And it's all my great-great grandfather's adoptive brother from another dimensions fault
>Beat his ass into submission with the help of a hint by the President of The United States
>>681525209
gears of war?
>>681524250
Gears
>>681525208
Bingo
>>681525255
Nope, nice dubs
>>681525276
pong
>>681525300
Ding
>110 different people to pick
>Peruvians everywhere, even in America
>5v5 orgy action
>destroy giant glowy thing in base
>>681525308
Ding
>>681525429
DOTA 2.
>>681521416
Katawa Shoujo bro
>>681525429
LoL?
>>681525429
ell oh ell
>walk along line
>jump over shapes
>music
>rabbit
>on holiday with m8s
> tied up
> taxidriver steals my phone
> sneaking around niggers
> either go back to being shallow again or stay and be black widowed in the chest
> ( < • • •
>Ride on a paper airplane
>Feels
>>681525633
Vib Ribbon
>>681512792
> Gotta collect them
> they can change forms
> poor____ bastards
>>681525691
Correct
>>681525488
We have a winner!
>>681525729
Pokemon
>young female, norwegian looking guy, average smoker, and aryan guy
>walk around for several hours in a house
>occasionally interact with lepers
>leave when somebody set us up the bomb in the house
>>681525647
Far cry 3
>>681525729
pocket monsters
>>681525682
9/11 simulator for kids
>>681514650
runescape
Lots of running around
tutorial is fucked up
everyone either talks like theyre gonna die or screaming.
Shitty graphics
get killed like 20 times on the first mission
Multiplayer is super laggy
I'll be surprised if anyone gets it
>Green guy
>Kill alien cultists and zombies
>Blow up disc
>>681525840
Was it that easy ?
Correct m8
>>681517849
Bayonetta 2?
>>681525804
>>681525855
Nice dubs
Nope
Close
>>681514650
rune factory
>>681517853
Patapon
>Is twin
>Mom dead
>Ooops dad too
>whatnow.gif
>HeyBro.bat
>Now Brother is dead
>The End
>>681525927
halo
>>681526003
Nope.
>>681525729
Digimon
>>681512792
>itailian was bad man
>went to war instead of jail
>got rekt by nazi and is sent home
>joe got teh moneys but got them illegally
>Wake up from coma.
>Oh shit friend is on death row
>Better go on a quick shopping spree before breaking him out.
>Kill weaboos
>Kill stoners
>Kill metalheads
>Profit
>Kill rich people
>More profit
>Win game
>>681520893
Ape Escape
>66666:
>"seen here: A cockatrice corpse"
>ey
>>681526187
Watchdogs?
>play as a monkey with derpy face
>also play as monkeys girlfriend who is a solid 10/10
>jump on alligators and shit
>collect coins
>fight a lizard with a gun
>throw stuff at it
>save your derpy uncle who is naked and only has a tie
>>681512792
>shoot shit at wall
>walk through holes
>>681523990
Gears of War?
>>681526287
Good game, but nope.
>>681526287
HOW
>>681526314
Konkey Dong
>>681526314
Diddy's Kong Quest
>>681526314
dkc2
>>681526354
Rainbow six: Seige?
>>681526314
Konkey Dong am I right?
>>681526176
Mafia 2
>darkness
>nobodies
>ice cream
>got it memorized?
>best waifu crystalizes
>>681522451
Fuck I forget the name but the sword is red, and talks to her. Pretty sure her name is red too. But I can't remember the name
>alien destroy planet
>get into alternate universe
>find friends
>save them from alien spaceship
>kill alien while your customized character is dressed like autistic hooker
>racing cars
>>681526504
winrar
>>681526383
>Kill weaboos
>Kill stoners
>Kill metalheads
>Kill rich people
>>681526354
portal
>play as well dressed possibly gay man
>go to exotic locations
>help take care of old criminals
>get paid well to do job
>>681526410
winrar
>>681526555
Saints Row IV
>>681526520
KH Days
>>681526479
Just a friendly suggestion
>>681526578
The Sims
>>681526354
Portal
>>681524593
Need for Speed : Melee
>>681521634
Hitman.
>>681526768
Holy fuck you got it
>be delivery boy
>Deliver nuke
>Gain super powers
>>681526314
Dora the Explorer?
>>681526555
Saints Row 4
>Be born
>Be king
>Conquer world
>Kill ambitious brother
>get found out
>Duke gets pissy
>duke starts faction
>Duke declares war
>Other cunts join in with him
>Lose
>die without male heir
>end
>>681522451
Transistor
>>681526791
Nope people already guess ass creed right, that's close though and probably could work too
>>681526578
Final Fantasy 7
>>681526784
No dumbass, its
Need for speed : ocarina of time 2, jafars return
>pew pew
>drive car fast as sonic
>fuck da poliz
>hide in tunnels and fuck a stripper
>>681525429
Need For Speed Legends
>>681526913
Duke nukem forever
>>681526626
Hitman
>>681526930
You got it
lets see if you nintendo junkies get this one
>father killed by a giant floating head
>fly paper airplanes across the galaxy
>dumbass friends arent much help and continue to get into trouble
>the general is a fucking dog
>woof woof
>time comes for the boss
>my body is ready
>pew pew his giant floating hands
>end
>>681526266
I am disappointed that none of you are old enough to get this one
>>681524151
L4D
>>681526889
fallout
>>681527013
bingo!
>>681526988
Nope
also cheked
>>681526784
Id like to imagine a smash bros with cars instead of nintendo characters
>>681524095
definitely kid icarus uprising
>>681527134
Nope
>>681527073
star fox
first line gave it away
>>681527073
Starfox
>>681527073
Never played, sounds like starfox for SNES?
>>681527073
Star Furry
>>681526892
no one thinks youre funny
fucking newfags
>>681527073
star fox 64
>>681526988
Crusader Kings II?
>brother got locked up for accidentally starting the apocalypse
>shitters innocent but no one believes you/him
>run around trying to revive humanity
>kys
>come back anyway
>>681527073
Need For Speed Galaxy Fox
>>681526669
>>681526909
You got it
>>681527242
WIN!!!!
>>681516180
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>>681526957
gta
>>681526354
Portal.
>>681527267
Darksiders 2 fam
>>681527170
incorrect
man nobody got my on about a bishounen samurai or norwegian dude
>>681526675
Nice
>fly in space ship
>some of your fighters can overpower entire enemy cruisers
>dont give a fuck
>your enemy is supposed to be some terrorists but you spend half the time fighting traitors from your own fleet
>rebel scum
>Play as kebabs
>Countries strong as shit
>OH FOR FUCKS SAKE ANOTHER COMET?!
>Having to pay for forts.
>Almost no army
>Oh look that empire declared war
>Game over
>>681527417
Because no one plays shitty anime
>>681524355
asuras wrath
>click
>circles
>>681527554
b-but they're not anime
>Boom
>Kill guy with mustache
>end
>drunk
>sum cunt on tv being a dick
> i'ma revolt the planit
>fastforward a bit
> commiting genocide on bugz with m8 to save gf
> secretly 8 is wiv cunt
> kiled 2 death
> l8ter m0r met cunt
> gf kilz cnt
> flysz away
> dont drink and drive kids
Hint: it's not shrek 3
>>681527526
europa universalis
>>681520545
Turok?
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