ITT: Try to describe a video game, poorly. Other anons, try to guess.
>Repost of last night's thread
>ayyliens n shit
>chew bubblegum
>>681503204
dick kickem
>>681502899
>terrorist everywhere with machine guns
>kill everything with tazer
>>681503442
Winrar
>>681503508
Saints Row?
>>681503508
Cs go
>police
>no guns just kicking asses with kung fu
>karaoke king
>dog
>rabbit
>>681503743
Sleeping dogs
>you engulf people in flames while stealing cash
>>681503508
Postal 2
>break boxes
>run around
>find powerups
>have sister
>be big name platformer
>fall into obscurity after console wars
>>681503869
Correct
>drive around city
>dont use guns
>have two disk game for ps2
>>681504085
Crash Bandicoot
>eat berries
>fight zombies
>fight players
>try to get vehicle
>no spark plugs
>die from bear attack
>>681504336
Winner!
>kill niggers
>get away with it
USA police sim (2016)
>>681503762
Sam and max
>>681504417
Winrar is you
>>681504343
Dying light
>shitty game cancer of youtube
>>681504586
Mine craft/FNAF?
>>681504195
>two disk game for ps1
>>681504343
H1Z1
>wake up in hospital
>no memories
>have psychic abilities
>cartoon art style
>un known game
>ps2
>>681504343
h1z1
>>681504790
Winner!
>>681504653
Correct! both of them
>>681504674
Driver
>>681502899
> incest
> intrigues
>>681504905
Hey hey, youre close
>dinosaurs
>puzzles
>>681504793
TELL ME
>first person league
>recent beta
>>681505007
Driver you are the Wheelman? I just shortened the title, unless I'm wrong overall.
>>681505170
Not the name
>>681503508
everyone else sucks. this is splinter cell
>>681505267
Driver 2 nigger, come on
>be commando
>infiltrate secret facility and develop psychic powers as game progresses
>can possess enemy and make them blow their heads off
>weird lovecraftian shit monsters
>helicopter at end
>>681505211
Paladins or overwatch
>>681505286
Yes but i really want the name. It sounds interesting
>guy/girl
>pick a side
>badass samurai por boobs
>be lizard
>couch potato
>Mailman
>Get shot
>Seek revenge
>Become the most important person of the region
>>681505458
LeafyIsHere: the Game
Racing
Take damage
Hang time
N64
>>681505420
tenchu?
>>681505360
No. Battleborn. It's a MOBA, Paladins and Overwatch are TF2 clones.
>be african japanese
>busty af girlfriend sells you shit
>rolling in gold with fam
>>681505496
new vegas
>>681505496
Fallout new Zealand
>>681505315
>>681503998
>>681503577
>>681503570
>>681503508
What is Syphon filter?
>>681505532
Winner
>>681505368
Oh it was fun, you used guns as well. It was a good game, but i feel like im the only one who played it
>>681505524
Nope.
>too many waifus
97 in 3
>die groundwalker.
>Green/blue alien plants
>crazy bald guy who makes an awesome villain
>ruined by EA
>>681505458
Gex?
>>681505558
Winner
>>681505517
Gex
>>681502899
roll in atv underground
jump out once in a while to shoot shit
fall from too high and die
no saves, limited continues, insanely hard
Detective simulation
>>681502899
>run around and kill shit with ya sword
>upgradesgalore.kek
>cartoons and funnies
>hit more shit with magic or bows
>cat boss
>>681505651
fire emblem bro or boobs
>>681505852
Winrar
>Nigger
>See bike
>Steal bike
>Eventually become the most powerful man in the state
>muscled dude has a sidekick
>sidekick gets turned into weird orange rat
>fight monsters
>fight villains
>second game is basically GTA
>evil
>pillage everything
>>681505929
GTA SANDS OF TIME
>>681505929
GTA San Andreas?
>>681505929
GTA San Andreas ?
>>681504343
7 days to die
>ghetto racing game
>win races to get cash
>spend all cash on unlocking real clothed stripteases and none on car upgrades
>12 yo me blew so many loads
>>681504944
You?
>>681505359
Psy ops
>>681505914
WinRAR Fire Emblem Fates
>Strategy war game
>Oh hey lets wipe that truck out
>Nvm he just went into a tree
>>681505970
Jak and daxter?
>>681506094
fuck off
>>681506109
Psi ops, but yeah
>>681505970
Jak and daxter
>bondage
>cries a lot
>>681506192
yup
>Just wanted to buy milk but with all these sjw faggots, autistic rednecks and sand people around I guess I'll just shoot up or eventually nuke the whole fucking town.
>>681504944
Crusader Kings 2
>flying city
>big bird
>woman
This is easy, even though I've given you such little detail.
>>681506245
is there a 50 shades of grey game?
>>681506250
POSTAL 2
>>681506250
That's postal 2, come on m78
>>681505910
Castle crashers.
>Climb tower
>Jump of tower
>Animation error
>You die like an idiot
>>681506250
postal, a good old game
>Fantasy world
>two swords
>TWO FUCKING SWORDS
>Fuck some sorceresses
>>681506272
bioshocknotasgoodasoneortwo
>be robot
>shoot lemons
>>681506437
W-W-W-Witcher!
>>681506399
ass ass in creed
>in the rain or in the snow
>got the got the funky flow
>>681506399
Assassins creed?
>be cowboy
>die
>>681506272
The greatest vidya narrative of our time.
>>681506540
Fistful of Frags
>>681506451
smegmaman or perhaps some portal 2 mod
>>681504793
Second Sight?
>Medieval setting
>get paid to kill shit
>pleb peasents keep laughing at their own farts
>also end of the world or some shit
>>681506616
nope
>>681506529
>>681506537
Winner!
>>681506262
winner
>>681506540
Rdr
>>681506540
Red Dead Redemption
>war
>stays the same
>>681506649
Boom! Winner!
>>681506681
Fable?
![parapa_6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rQbn1bi.jpg "parapa_6[1].jpg")
>>681506534
this fucker
>>681504793
Second sight?
>>681506438
I guess you win..?
>>681506726
Fallout
>grappling hook.
>pew pew
>"your mom sucks my dick bro"
>"you can't noscop like that, you're a haxor"
>>681506753
Yep!
>collect gold flies
>free some little people that claim to all be the king
>free some blue fag
>fight boss by flying over lava
>explode in pieces, still win
>>681506719
>>681506720
winrar
>cute
>bog fat friend dies
>no
>save forest
>fat friend alive again
>epic
>Character looks like you
>Sleeps with a character that looks like the girl you like
>Turn off computer
>Cry yourself to sleep
>>681506804
lmao cod
>>681506726
Basically, every fallout ever?
>>681506826
Spyro?
>>681506794
legend of link
>>681506540
Halo 3?
>>681506794
Just Cause 1, 2 and 3
>>681506897
nope but close
>>681506826
Rayman anything
>>681506948
yep
>>681506826
Rayman
>>681506630
First one. Winner is you.
>go scuba diving
>you're now in a heliport in alaska
>>681506746
Nope
>>681507064
Mgs 1
>>681507064
mgs1?
>collect bolts
>Hoverboard race
>be truck driver
>disobey laws of physics
>greatest game of all time
>>681507064
metalic cog
>zombies
>giant moth
>giant crocodile
>two playable characters with different stories
>critically acclaimed
>fucking camera angles
Gotta guess the correct number as well
>>681507064
metal gear solid
>die
>bullshit glitch
>spawn
>die
>bullshit glitch
>>681506862
The sims
>>681507200
re2
>fucking colored ghosts
>>681507195
ratchet & clank
>>681503508
Csgo
>>681507195
Ratchet nigger and clank
>>681507195
Son of a bitch ive played this, just dont remember the name
>>681506147
Advance wars
>>681505910
WoW
>>681506323
This made me laugh
>>681507237
Winner
>>681507249
>>681507270
Correct
>>681506540
Red dead
>Go to work
>Ruin someone else´s meal
>Five minutes later you end the world as we knew it
>From then on your life consists on breaking stuff and killing things
>>681507307
Winner
>zombie mushrooms
>old guy adopts angsty teenager
>First guy down the ramp killed by unseen shooter
>Rookie in the ship panics, shoots rocket at wall
>Squad wipe, funding reduced
>Weird storyline
>IGN 10/10
>>681507246
fashon souls, pacman
>be truck driver
>disobey laws of physics
>greatest game of all time.
>>681507219
Winner!
>vacuum all the ghosts
>vacuum some big ghost
>meanwhile be scared of everything
$60 to give myself PTSD
>>681507196
That truck game the avgn reviewed, truck racer or something
>>681507443
Luigi
>>681507443
>MARIO?!?
>>681507389
as expected
>z makes wishes come true
> everything is blue or gray or brown or purple or green or red
> Shoot things
> you sucked at this game
> no really, you did
> latest installment is a fucking cutscene simulator
>Team of 11 players
>Kicking ball
>Trying to score
>>681507495
correct
>>681507529
as above, Luigi's Mansion
>>681507443
I don't know, this one is really hard.....
>>681507377
Last o us
>>681507635
Nut busters
>>681507422
Big Rigs
>>681507347
Half-Life
>Fuck shit up in feudal japan
>Literally
>Hard as fuck to win
>>681505992
Overlord?
Any game I play with the option to do that
>>681507377
Last of us
> I'm inside a damn robot's conscience.
>Delete entire music library of said robot except for dubstep.
> Also, I have a German name and I shoot stuff.
>Big Bertha
admit it faggots
>Groovy
>shoot other shit inside vehicle
>>681507698
winrar
>>681507608
D44M
>>681507735
Wolfenstein?
blue animal always foiling eggs plans
>>681506325
>>681506325
>>681506332
Right, sorry, too easy. Milk hint ruined it.
>trapped on ship
>you literally commit sudoku at the end
>>681507702
WINNER!
>you can have a maximum 7 types of units in army
>>681507648
Yus
>>681507847
Autism simulator
>CYKA BLYAT
>>681507906
aliens colonial marines
>>681507735
Wilhelm , Borderlands Moonjump-Simulator
>>681507608
mirrors edge
>>681502899
> A bomb!
>be literally god in mortal form
>strongest protagonist in the series
>op for no reason
>strongest In the land
>people still think they can kill you
>Try to save the girl by performing evil ritual
>Become a god
>>681507957
Cod
>>681504793
gallerians
>>681508049
God of war 2?
>in jail cell
>get let out
>make friends with a guy shooting at you
>use submarine as elevator
>idk what happens later
>Command space ship full of misfits
>Pilot is runaway royalty
>Ops is PTSDd
>Mechanic is an alcohol
>Cruise around answering distress calls
>Get too deep in heavy shit
>Ending gave me feels
>>681507795
try guessing this anons :)
>Wake up in floating city
>Hear a voice in my head
>Voice never shuts ups, tells me what other people are saying
>Ending: HOLY SHIT ANOTHER VOICE THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!
>One alternative ending is literally playing the game all over again
>Get cucked by diablo
>Chop off his majestic stallion cock
>>681508078
shadow of the colossus
>>681502899
Some anime bimbo fights like space ghosts and it's so deep, like, philosophy and shit, in this totally awesome game.
>>681507997
Correct
Borderlands: The Pre Sequel
You guys really are the nerds of nerds
>>681508049
That one game with a White dude with a red scar on his face
>>681508162
Dante's Inferno
>>681508162
Battletoads
>If at first you don't succeed, try, try again until you unlock the true dlc ending
>anime simulator
>>681508162
Dantes Inferno
>>681507795
Total Annihilation?
>>681508379
nope
>sneaky sneaky
>1960ish
>cool camos
>revolvers
>old man plant sniper
>out of place frogs
>eating snakes
>allegedly worse game of series
>my favorite one
It's a good game just not a good..........game
>>681508206
>>681508115
More hints
>you picked a bad time to get lost
>>681507722
Overlord is it
You keep meeting wooden palettes while mushroom people are trying to kill you, an insanely cautious gay man will help you
>>681506250
"Hi, do you want to sign my petition ?"
>>681508441
Splinter cell
>>681508441
MGS 3
>Tits
>Ass
>Blades
>Vampire chick
Whatever, too easy.
>dude telling me about insanity
>>681508556
Nope
>>681508634
Yep
> Realizes the destruction he has caused
> Has PTSD
> Vivid, indistinguishable hallucinations
> Fucks more shit up
> Heroic BSOD
>>681503508
BF Hardline
>>681508798
Car try, 2
>>681508771
Masquerade?
Blood reign? I think that's what it was called anyway
>>681502899
>At first it was blood
>But then it was aliens
>>681504793
Galerians ?
>>681508771
Bloodrayne or possibly Darksiders?
>>681508924
Second sight
>>681508918
The thing
>>681508918
Bloodborne
>think you beat game
>rocket into STARS
>another hour of gameplay left
>give STARS at the end
>>681508771
>in some mansion
>nothing to see for half the game
>hide like a pussy anyway
>>681509010
Nope
>>681509061
AHH
>>681509086
Fucking Bloodborne nigger!
>>681507795
Age of Empires
>>681502899
russians always wanting to go the same way on the same way on the same map.
You shoot people in different ways with different weapons whilst looking good
>>681509083
amnesia
>>681509082
Re nemesis
>>681509174
Winrar
>>681508516
Sign it or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
>find a server
>get Misgendered
>get killed by some faggot with a rock while sleeping
>>681508118
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
>prague
>werewolves
>motherfucking cthulu
>>681508874
I was thinking about Bloodrayne, but you're right too
>>681509241
Ark
>>681509158
bloodborne? DMC?
>>681503508
Deus Ex
>>681505211
battleborn
>you shoot different people
>as different people
>you get a better shoot that you can use once after shooting lots
>you have different mini better shoots that charge without shooting
>>681509203
Good job, anon
>>681509288
Close but no cigar.
>"Why walk when you can ride?"
>>681509083
Amnesia: descent
>>681509153
Goldeneye
>>681509251
yes
>>681509469
ff xv
>space and shit
>run from one tower to the other
>headshot
>>681509595
halo
>>681509595
Mass effect
>>681504343
One of the 5000 zombie survival games on steam
Nazi Hitler Barbie dress up. With tanks.
You be the loli. You give onii-chan lots of blowjobs.
>Weird storyline
>IGN 10/10
>Came out last year
>>681509158
Team fortress 2.
>You see, Ivan, when lie in bush when shoot boolet enemy won't see you.
>Get out of bush
>"2, engage soldier, 12 o clock"
>See only 1 pixel
>Die
>Stupid quotes from Einstein and shit
>>681510182
One of the stalker games?
>>681510154
correct
>>681509644
>>681509653
wrong
additional hints:
>want mega health between two towers
>enemy has nuclear rocket launcher
>ultrakill
>narrated by leonard nemoy
>>681510182
Operation Flashpoint?
>rip wallet
>colorful pixels
>>681509241
rust
>>681510365
you got it, anon
remembering the good old times
>>681510327
Unreal fucking Tournament
>>681510447
tf2
csgo
dota
>>681507246
Star wars
>>681510568
>>681510568
winrar
csgo
