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>>681499066
Where in India do you live?
>>681499066
Do you poo in the loo? Also checked
>>681499066
Poo in the loo?
>>681499066
Do you poop on the beach?
>>681499251
Kolkata
Y?
POOOOOO
are Indians from India?
>>681499066
Why is your flag a butthole and why is your country's favorite pastime shitting in public? Never mind, I just answered my own questions.
>>681499066
What's your favorite outdoor place to poop?
>>681499066
Did you shit on the floor today Mogli?
Serious question: Do you poo in the loo?
>>681499326
p00 in the l00
POO
>>681499066
Do you poop on the street???
>>681499066
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poop
Have you rape anyone yet?
>>681499445
Indonesia mostly
>>681499066
What is your favourite designated shitting Street?
>>681499066
How many cows have you sucked off? Wha5s it like shitting on the banks of the majestic gange river kek
>>681499066
Why havn't you bown down yet to your punjabi and paki overlords?
>>681499470
Your mum's head
POOr Indians, admitting to be Indian on 4chan takes some courage
>>681499066
Did anyone ever tell you your country is absolute SHIT, also why does your flag look like a anus?
>>681499461
lost
>>681499066
How was the burning of your mom once your dad died? Fun?
>>681499066
I'm Indian too fag. Voted for didi yet?
>>681499665
Are you going to send shit nukes to Pakistan?
>>681499398
Because you said ask me anything and I want to know dipshit. Are you light or dark skinned and do you know any really hot indian chicks?
>>681499590
No anon.
Too busy playing dark Souls 2
>>681499066
LOO
>>681499066
How was the last rapeparty at your village?
>>681499665
Come on we all know that you probably poo in your front yard just like all your shitskin cowfucker buddies
Have you seen the movie shitting on elm street?
>>681499066
How many women have you gang raped Pajeet? Did you POOO in the street today?
>>681499066
I like naan.
The rest of your nation is shit.
Literally.
>>681499792
Saving since its release, can only afford it now.
>>681499066
How big is your dick?
>>681499066
Mughal india = Best india.
>>681499066
Why don't you address the questions about POO?
>>681499659
I tried to. They though I was duckung from a drone attack and ran away in panic
Have you ever pooped and raped at the same time? really curious
>>681499876
Or the Shit of Wall Street?
>>681499993
So close
>>681499687
Naw, just boredom
>>681499066
Bot bot ding ding?
Stop shitting in the street and stop gargling cow cum you disgusting fecal toned Asia nigger
Stop shitting in the street and go back to doing customer service on the phone, Pajeet
>>681499689
I've heard a few whispers yes.
Silenced immediately with pooin their gaping loos
>>681500094
How old are you?
POO IN LOO PAJEET
>>681499765
I didn't know my dad died. I didn't even know my dad
>>681499066
can you proof that you are indian? timestamp on street poop would be legit
>>681499767
Soon...
U from where dost
>>681499993
Of course he has that's literally all Indians do
>>681500382
wow true to your name, asian nigger...
>>681500455
Right now in CG
>>681499066
Are your parents closely related?
>>681499780
Light
A few of them
Look I found you OP
>>681499066
Why do all indians think of israel as their greatest ally?
>>681499848
Not too shaaby
>>681500649
>>681500664
No they don't. Most think of Russia.
>>681500664
Their greatest enemy is the toilet
Do you find the phrase "sand nigger" offensive ?
>>681499461
fucking kekd hard. thank you for the new ammunition to use against indians.
>>681499876
I've seen Poo Fast Poo Furious.
It was about my last dump after overdubs on curry
>>681500837
They're asia niggers. The ragheads in Afghanistan are the sand niggers.
>>681500753
are you an engineer ? I know some Indians but literally all engineers I am serious... and do you poo in the loo? I am serious!!
>>681499878
None.
Gangrape is for perverts. I stick to one on one like a gentleman
>>681500837
Actually some Indians rarely get offended on internet & handle the banter really good. But you will find butthurted Indians almost everywhere on the internet.
>>681499915
Naan the food or naan the grandmother?
>>681499944
damn. spot on for bulgaria, im 6 inches. i wonder how large the sample size was for this study?
>>681500934
Nope. Theoretical physics student.
>>681499066
I'm actually curious OP.......how in the hell did your country become so backwards, that you want to expand your engineers and education, yet you piss and shit in the streets?
Oh, and lets not forget this question....why in the fuck are so many Indian men involved in the rape culture there?
How's India?
>>681499935
Naw, just pirated the trilogy last week
>paying for vidya
um ok
>>681501081
the food.
>>681499944
7.2 inch
>>681500934
Lol no not engineer I suck at math. And yes I poo in the loo.
HELLOOOOOOOO THIS IS JAIIISON, YOU TALK TO TEK SUPPORT
>>681501284
kek
>>681501172
Its fine. And HOT.
>>681499066
Is it true that you have there chocolate rivers?
And, are you disgusted by yourself because you smell like shit?
>>681499445
hyderabad here
>>681500605
are there any hot darkskinned indian girls? why do darkskinned girls have big as fuck feet? what do you think about pakistan? who are hotter, indian or pakistani girls?
I have few q's
Most popular phone in India
Hottest actress also link me some hot pics
Is Eminem popular there
Trump or Hillary? Who do they support more
>>681499993
I raped a lady while she pooped.
It was nice, like lube
>>681501122
is you name Rajesh Poothrappali?
>>681501270
kek'd, nice one
>>681501492
Bipassa basu is dusky skinned.
I live in Mumbai.
>>681500826
kekd
Why is open defecation such a big problem in India, when there are countries that are far poorer without that problem?
>>681501782
It has become more accepted... Unfortunately
>>681501275
aha there it shows that Indians are not really Asians
>>681501524
IPhone.
Alia bhatt for teens. Sunny Leone for adults kek.
Not really. We have our Indian version. He calls himself Yo Yo Honey Singh.
We support deez nutz.
>>681500032
That's just atrocious.wolf doesn't even sound like shit.
Eyes wide shit?
Shitter Island?
WhatAbout pootopia?
Just bad effort man.kys
>>681501782
Mexico poop in toilet because Mexico is Catholic and feel guilt outside shit.
>>681501749
wow you fucks even poo in pool
How many extremities you have?
>>681499066
Kabadi is the coolest sport ever. Hope it goes global.
Why do you savages rape so many innocent women?
>>681499066
how much in USD do you think it would take for a female to let me impregnate her, knowing that im going to make the same offer to every other female I see
>>681501882
Cmon. Ramanujan was Indian.
>>681500288
Old enough to rape
25
>>681501284
>>681500396
It's night here so ask the poops been cleared away
>>681501619
I thought first you are writing fake indian
Are you virgin. Where can I finds hookers in india
>>681501971
How about no
>>681501979
Some people just think of themselves as boss and rape innocent ladies thinking that if they complaint, they wouldn't be celebate anymore and would have problems finding a husband with good family.
>>681501559
efficient usage of resource shortage
>>681499066
How about you Indian smelly curry fucker stop reproducing stop pollution take a shower stop raping and stop going Muslim. Everyday I sit and pray for a meteorite to hit Israel, India and fucking Mecca
>>681502236
Lol wtf is fake Indian?
Why do you shit on streets, Pajeet?
>>681502032
I am sorry but who de hell is Ramanujan?
>>681501619
wtf does that mean? are you saying its not darkskinned people but duskykinned people who have big ass feet? gib more answer pls, tell me about paki-question and darkskinned girls
>>681502022
You won't actually impregnate anyone but if you're looking for a surrogate mother it would cost you about 7-9k usd
>>681499066
OP?
Do you Indians want to reunite? We both get a lot of shit on the internet but together!
Are you part of an ass cult?
>>681501559
She had diarrhea?
>>681502493
White guy with free time.
>>681502493
Bipassa bampa pudampi pepoo popa sipo
>>681502697
I am actually Indian bruh.
ever been to Sri Lanka?
>>681499988
At least WE CAN poo in the loo!
How can Pajeets compete?
>>681502901
I am born and bred in Mumbai, bruh
>>681499066
Why are you people so filthy
We had Indians come to the US for training and they smelled horrible and cooked food in the living room
Do you take the poo to the loo?
>>681502263
Any city's red light district
Indian penis on a Bangladeshi face
>>681503044
Hows weather there? We were there last month and it was so hot. More than Goa.
>>681502604
1) i would actually have to do the impregnating myself the natural way with my penis in here vagina until i cum deep inside
2) she would have to raise the kid until 18 years of age.
So Id have to pay for whatever it costs to raise offspring for 18 years, then i figure at least the pay for full time work for 18 years. Figure buy a decent house. Then whatever on top to make it profitable.
$50k ?
>>681503199
>Cut
Muslim faggot
>>681499066
is live there ok?
>>681503125
>>681503239
Same but 36 degrees today
>>681503093
IN THE LIVING ROOM????!?!!??!?!?!
>>681503305
There is a good percentage of Muslims still in India.
>>681503305
so majority of americans are muslim?
>>681503199
checked
holy shit dude is your dick rotting off?
ghandi or sitting bull indian?
>>681501275
Finally a goddamned answer to the poo in the loo conundrum.
Also, theoretical physics student who is bad at math, suck a cock fgt
>>681503199
Omfg this is fucking nasty Indian aka Hindus are nasty
>>681503305
Not like those ugly cunts have any say in being cut or not in lots of Indian areas such as Pakistan and Bangladesh.
>>681503294
Idk if you would find anyone taking that kinda deal but you can always trap some chick cheaply, right
Where are the marò?
>>681503491
Typical Indian penis
>>681503423
15%
>>681503399
Yeah like actually setting the coffee table on fire and shit when there's a stove and kitchen 10 feet away
Fucking barbarians
>>681499066
Quit shitting in the streets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqN8HnjjZ4Q
In madarchod chutiyo ki maa ka bhosda sabki
Hai ke nahi
>>681503690
Not possible, we all are civilized in such matters... Especially the ones leaving the country.
>>681500592
That's a Paki stereotype .
Inbreeding is Paki not Indian
>>681504006
As if Indian parents regardless of Muslim or Hindu or whatever don't get married at second cousin o.0
>>681503199
what the fuck is that zombie dick?
>>681500729
He's just fertilising his farm. Let him be
>>681503905
What's up man
In India I hear alot of 1st cousin Muslims marry... So that's kinda inbreeding you will see about.
>>681504006
>implying pakistani and indians aren't the same
When are you moving to Britain?
>>681500924
Can't even insult properly
>>681500592
Closely?
Marriage is possible only when bride and groom share NO relation for atleast last 3 generations both paternal and maternal
>>681504200
65+ years of media, development, culture, politics changes alot of things... Take the koreas as example.
>>681501065
Indiana only get butthurt if you call them Pakis or Afghsnis
>>681500924
>>681504288
He's kinda right sadly.
South Asians aren't really Asians. They are sub human. No one really regards us as Asian.
OP, what would you do with a gal like me? I love brown guys (as much as Black guys). :)
>>681504200
Implying they are
>>681499876
Whinne the POO is not too bad either
>>681504389
The Koreas are very different than Pakistan, Bangladesh and India for very obvious reasons.
Not that I disagree with your point, but they're still culturally and ethnically very closely related.
>>681504418
I've been trying to tell people this for ages - but where I live (Canada), everyone is so damn PC about everything. Thank God Americans aren't as retarded.
>>681504465
OFC THEY FUCKING ARE!
Well at least the Pakistani Punjabi and Sindh (Karachi part) past the Durdand line people are different.
>>681504465
Only an ignorant faggot or a desi would say that
Btw, Indian Men own White women, so you can leave this thread, micro-penis rednecks! Keep being butthurt - we taking over America and Canada, bitches!!!
>>681504389
But even the pakis can poo better than you
>>681504545
Believe me mate people living in Indian subcontinent may look alike, it would even fool me, but we are not... Hell India itself is divided ALOT...
>>681501143
The pooing is done by the very poor. There abt 4 million such ppl.
As for rape it's not that bad. It's just that when people of lower class rape upper class bitches ppl lose theirvshit and start actung like everyone's out to rape then.
It's just too many ppl that's the r was l problem
>>681504734
Indians have on average smaller penises than all white countries
>>681501172
Very hot now
>>681504758
I know that. Where I live it's overrun by you disgusting faggots.
The fact is still that you're ethnically and culturally very similar like this guy also said >>681504580
>>681504803
Why don't you have 1 child policy like China had?
>>681501284
These bpo motherfucker's are more retarded than you give them credit for.
They're slaves anyways
Yes but so is Pak.
Just a lot of Paks and Northen part of Indians are the same people.
>>681504754
Yea sure... That scale is not properly monitored in Pakistan, because Pakistan is a shithole because of drone bombing, terrorists, special interest group, politics and alot more. You also have to account the fact that india's population is alot, even if significant fraction poop outside loos, it will still be more than the population of many countries combined...
>>681501492
Well yeah. Check our Deepika padukome and that Rushdie ex wife.
Punjabi girls are hot so ladies from Punjab(which likes in both countries) are hot.
>>681499066
do you hate southies?
>>681505259
Then you guys need a 1 child policy. Fast.
Also I wouldn't consider India being free from being a 'shithole' either.
>>681504976
That's like a really small fraction in a very large scale.
>>681501424
I use a lot of axe spray and bathe in mountsin dew to smell American enough.
>>681505041
Because we can't take away human rights
>>681501476
How's the drinking water problems going buddy?
>>681499398
You said ask anything
>>681505466
Is it a human right to flood the world with morons? Fuck no!
>>681505380
I am not saying that we don't don't need one child policy but we don't revoke a guy of his human rights.
>>681505389
You still used to be one fucking country not even 100 years ago. Jesus you're dense.
I should know better than to communicate with desi scum
We paks and indians gotta stop hating eachother. We are fighting like little girls while the rest of /b/ mocks us both
>>681505663
look at this guy >>681505577
>>681505774
Finally someone gets it!
>>681505668
Either I am dense, or you just won't back down. If you can't accept a fact then you can't learn
>>681501524
Phone is moto g or samsung garbage
Google jayalalitha aiadmk hot for sm lovely action
Yes but he isn't relevant anymore
Kasic cause I'm a cuck
>>681505577
Take that to the British.
>>681501602
Is that big or small?
>>681499999
>>681400000
>>681501628
Is it a good place to live? The amount of people and dirt seems annoying
>>681499066
Do statistics lie?
>>681499066
why are you gay
>>681505963
Yeah, they should have genocided that peace of shit land
>>681505881
you're definitely dense
>>681501782
Most countries dont have India levels of population
>>681506179
>peace of shit land
>>681499066
kya be chutiye//.. I also live in India you faggot, fuck off from 4chan and stip disgusting me
>>681506125
I live in a metropolitan, and if by any chance you are moving here, you would live in a metro too... So ofc it's good place to live, all necessities are provided in abundance, good hospitals, education, bla bla..
>>681505668
EXACTLY! (wait i am desi too? shit)
Anyway what you are saying is correct.
A lot of Indians across the whole country India are different in a few ways and so is Pakistan.
BUT. If you are like from the north parts of India and for pakistan below the durdan line (minus pushto and kashmiris) they are the same people!
>>681506314
literally, amirite?
>>681501897
>IPhone
u seem retarded
>Alia
Definitely retarded
>yo to
He's pitbull u dolt. I think Bohemia is the Indian Eminem or maybes he's Dre and Raftar is Eminem
Duurr tree!
Is it true (Well Hindus anyway) that after you burn your dead, you throw em in to a river???
>>>681499999
>>>681400000
>>681499066
why do you shit in public?
all you have to do to earn the respect of the first world is POO IN LOO
>>681506524
yeah
>>681502263
Which city? I can hook a brother up
>>681506759
Isn't like that bad tho? for the like the river?
>>681502482
Who's gonna fix your computer issues then?
>>681502576
The cool breeze under my ass is heavenly
>>681502482
Are you a fucking retard?
>>681502583
Haven't watched Good will hunting?
>>681502263
G. B. Road in delhi, Sonagashi in kolkata.. thats all I know
>>681506207
M8 I'll try to explain with utmost respect,
You're saying that India and Pakistan have cultural ties, I am saying that it is true but in a very very thin line and that too with a minority of the people who live in specific region. Heck India itself vaguely share cultural ties other than religional figureheads, and that too are differently presented and worshipped differently on belief, only 39% I believe speak the national language fluently... M8 you don't know ALOT about India, I wish you would visit us someday, enjoy our festivals and witness first hand at how different we(Indians) are but still live in harmony, somehow...
>>681502589
Dusky is PC term for darkie skinned.
Big feet cause we wear flip-flops and sandals all the time so feet grow more.
>>681502583
Mathematian I think
>>681501065
This guy gets it
I am an Indian and I can confirm this
Fags here think they are above the Internet
>>681499066
Why would you move from a reservation in the US to India?
Behen di lun
How many of you actually believe in a toilet witch? Tell me it's just a meme.
>>681502609
You guys know that you lost an entire fucking country on the war, right?
Fuck Pak. Just come here. Atleast no drones gonna attack you while ub take a dump
>>681507218
abe rulayega kya... that poor faggot will never be able to do a intercontinental journey. stop wasting your time on these niggers cock suckers
if someone were to fuck your cow would they be called a behnchod?
>>681499066
Why the fuck do you guys always write shitty, unmaintainable, undocumented and just plain bad curry code when we outsource IT development jobs to you?
>>681507603
Not lost, but parted it, including Bangladesh.
>>681507672
Malum hai yaar lekin pyaar se samaj gaya toh chutiya giri kam karega
>>681507711
Bill Gates detected
>>681506877
poo, dead people... It's all the same
>>681502939
No
Next year actually. Some one said it's a nice place for travel
>>681501103
It wasn't really a study. A lot of those numbers come straight from self-reporting, which means people can easily throw and number out there (especially people from Congo).
>>681507822
It's like this everywhere. Literally every company I was in I had to fix some indian piece of shit code by rewriting the whole thing.
>>681502987
Eh. She's kinda boring
Sunny is better
>>681507603
It was only cus of you Indians stop us (but we did get cocky by bombing something of yours can't remember what).. So thanks for that.
You're Indian right (or a Bangladeshi commenting) nah its all good here. electricity could be more consistent tho.
>>681507603
bitch we liberated entire east pakistan.. while your american faggots watched like pussys,,
>>681503093
They think Americans cook food in living room.
In India you can't cook in living room cause the food smells very strong.
Btw these people. Can u give a name or title?
>>681507218
I actually do have one Indian friend and I have visited his hometown in Kerala and no matter how much I liked it doesn't change the fact that a big percentage of Indians are culturally and ethnically the same as Pakistanis or Bangladeshi. Or Sri Lankan for that matter.
>>681503199
>it's a Muslim porno
allah u fuckbar
why everytime i contact customer services i get one of you dirty put put bing dings
>>681508211
Ethnically, yes.
Culturally no two states of india are same
ITT : Indian Stereotypes
>Poo on streets
>Smell Horrible
>Make bad food
>Have a small dick
>All are engineers
>All are poor
>All of IT from India writes bad code
Sometimes I feel bad for what my country is to the world but most of the time I feel it deserves this
kek.
>>681508440
Bro don't get me started and I'm Pakistani so you already know what the world thinks of us ;-;
>>681503423
Too many unfortunately.
But they know Indian Muslims have it much better than their middle East counterparts so they won't leave
>>681508396
I guess we just have to disagree then.
I've seen the same cultural grouping in Nepal, India and China, but 2 states in India seems impossible...
>>681508211
South shares a deep cultural heritage with Lanka, but if you're saying that it shares with Pakistan and Bangladesh then it's impossible because Bangladesh is parted from Bengal who speak Bengali and Pakistan parted from Punjab who speak Punjabi, and you are claiming that these two share cultural heritage with malyalum people... LOL
>>681508211
like U.S canada, mexico.. they all seem same to us in faggotry
>>681503497
It's gandhi-single h
>>681503601
That's Bangladeshi most likely. But yeah
>>681508211
Mate you clearly have less idea about this... In India, language changes every 50km...
>>681508659
Heck, just proving my point. Sweden, Norway and Germany are pretty much the same.
>>681499944
Ameriga hurr.
Solid 8 inches, feels good to be above average.
>>681504825
to be fair country is polluted and half are either malnourshed or fat fuckd
>>681503905
Sup
>>681508882
Or we have a very different opinion about what culture actually is.
No matter what, it's too late for me to shitpost anymore
>>681499066
How's the Space Program going?
Genuinely interested.
>>681504198
Muslims are degenerates .
What can you do?
>>681509122
Ghar wapsi
>>681504200
Pak is like the Mexico of India
>>681499066
Why do you Indians think your so smart, yet you shit on the street?
>>681508948
and you decide to put it in some faggot.. shame on you
>>681499066
when you drug women for sex, do you slip rupees in their drinks?
>>681509122
Just like South Asians in general.
>>681499066
Do you shit on the streets?
Why not use the toilet?
>>681504257
Too many niggers squatting there.
Not enough white dames
>>681499066
Is it true that indian pussy tastes like rotten curry?
>>681509200
Cuba
>>681509200
And India is anything like a U.S?
>>681504198
India has worlds largest muslim population so you have no idea what we are going through.. how we contain them and make sure they remain poor
>>681509415
I am from mumbai
>>681504557
>tfw someone called a paki a paanjee and I had to give him a lecture on the Partition
>>681509415
... In terms of what?
Indonesia is, then Pak then India.
Also stop talking as if you're a white western person.
>>681499534
Awwww, SHIT!!!! We will NOT let you fuckers turn the moon into a fucking shitting street !!!!!!!
>>681504580
Theyre like spics living in Texas vs spics living in Juarez.
They're both spics but they'd a difference clearly
>>681504734
These paanjee cucks seem really faggy
>>681509730
muslim bitch spotted
>>681504754
Those drones make big holes so it's less time taking
>>681499066
what you think of Lithuania
do you luv us we sure do luv India <3
>>681502987
Does it say KFC on her wrist?
>>681510027
I dont know until now.. such country exist
chairqche em
>>681510106
tell your nigger keep away from her..
>>681510125
well fuck we are a Northern European Country we speak a very simmilar language to Sanskrit :P
>>681505041
Beats me.
I want this to happen but forcing laws in India is much tougher than China.
Human rights is a big headache here. Just look at what happens when there a rape .
The whol>>681505041
e country losses it's poo over this.
>>681510321
I thought India tried to have 2 child policy :P
>>681509789
Sorry, what are trying to say to me?
It sounds like you disagree with me. I said that many Paks and Indians are the same. But, Pakistani is like made up of people from Iran, Afghanistan and people who live in mountains; those mountain and afghani people are white with shit like green eyes and stuff.
But literally your example is they are both the same spics (but I am saying that anyway I don't know about that part of the world).
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you kidding... china is more brutal in punishment
