I'm trapped
My girlfriend says I can either delete my porn or start eating vegan.
wat do
dump her
>>681484743
Dump her faggot.
Bait.. Anyone would laugh at her.. Hard. It wouldn't matter what she looks like
>>681484743
Dump her you beta faggot
The easier one to lie about and get away with is eating vegan
>say you delete porn
>she finds your hidden stash
and don't say there's porn on the internet already, I'm sure you've had some of this porn longer than you've known her. it should still be there when she's gone
>say you'll eat vegan
>eat whatever the fuck you want when you're not together
Upload to drop box with personal account, and when it's backed up, close out of the window and show her you deleting the porn folder on the comp.
When you want to fap, download whatever you need.
You now get sex, porn, and no vegan diet.
>>681484743
the fuck is a work sechduel?
and is it spelled correctly in the next line?
also op, not worth it
>>681484743
Well your first problem is she thinks she wears the pants in the relationship, you bend that bitch over your knee and remind her who's the boss.
>>681485254
Nah dude
This: >>681485273
>>681484743
Tell her, 'No, dear, I'm a man. I'll do what I want. If you don't like it then GTFO and I'll find someone who does.'
>>681484743
Dump this bitch
Shit on her chest you fucking beta, ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE!
>dump her
Virgins, the lot of you. If you haven't had sex, you can't know how good it is. You should be so lucky to have a lady in life willing to touch your junk.
>>681484743
Seriously dump her.
This is going south fast.
Ultimatums are HUGE indications for a failing relationship.
You want a girl who doesn't want you, she wants some image of you she's made up in her head.
Cunt punt her for me.
Or just show her this, so she knows she's being a controlling bitch who needs to learn people are individuals.
/rage
>>681485545
You sound desperate
>>681485545
This nigger is soooo dumb.
Eat vegans.
Or just copy your porn and move it somewhere else, then delete it.
old pasta is old
Stop being a beta fag and dump the bitch.
She sounds incredibly bitchy and controlling.
dude what the fuck. Dump her. On video too. That would be fun to watch.
...what's wrong with eating vegan, now? It's actually healthier than carnivore diets and you'll get more variety.
>>681484743
Wipe your ass with the paper and give it back to her.
>>681484743
she should never ever be in position from which she can tell "do this or that". No. You fuckin decide what you want and don't want to do. Man up, stop being such a pussy.
>not keeping your pimp hand strong
Stop being a fucking beta and backhand that bitch into oblivion for these bullshit demands.
>>681485941
>remove a whole category of food
>more variety
>thinks it's healthier
objectively wrong
>>681485941
>more variety.
No more meat equals less variety, faggot.
You should pay your bill.
>>681485941
I like all of those things
Why has no one claimed this to be copypasta yet? Fucking newfags
>>681486106
When cutting out your evil meat, you'll discover several new avenues to go down for your precious protein. Go try looking up some vegan recipes and marvel at the shit you've never heard of, and it doesn't need "1 lb boneless skinless chicken breasts" or "80% lean ground beef" shit
you're complacent and not eating a variety because it's easier than learning something new. You'll even enjoy it more knowing you're helping out cute animals.
>>681485545
>Men are beneath women, be lucky they even talk to you.
>obviously exaggeration
Okay betalord.
>what is image search
>>681484743
What the fuck did you do bro kek shit send that bitch out with the trash.
>>681485545
>implying sex is better than masturbation.
How's your first girlfriend treating you?
>>681485941
more expensive, and worse for you, plus I don't think you know about farming faggot
>>681486291
>acting like meat eaters don't know how to enjoy meat with different recipies and don't eat any other source of protein.
Anon I bet you get all your protein from the gallons of cum you chug.
>>681486320
When did OP say pic related? That's not his problem fucktard.
>>681486520
Cum has no protein sir.
Slap her in the fuckin head and find a normal one, that's what you do.
>>681485094
/thread
>>681484743
If you eat vegan, you won't have the strength to masturbate.
>>681484743
Bullshit rules... hand her a list of your own.
>>681486106
>thinking you only remove 1 category of food
No dairy, no meat, but is honey OK to eat as a vegan?
>>681485941
Those are all pretty awesome. Humans won at evolution, and to the victor go the spoils.
>>681487105
Technically no, Vegan doesn't allow any animal biproducts.
Option 3: delete the girlfriend!
If you bend over for this shit and delete your porn, she's still going to try to compel you into the vegan bullshit later.
A relationship is about trust and mutual respect; NOT about changing the other person or making them do what you want
>>681484743
Shit go vegan, then when this ho wants you to go down on her tell her sorry but I can't eat meat
>>681484743
Buy a NAS
>>681486577
see
>>681486320
Also checked
>>681485941
>carnivore diets
>doesn't know the most basic things about average human diets
>still lectures others about theirs
>>681487302
Plants are people too. Vegans should kill themselves to avoid eating other living things.
>>681486106
>i'm too childish and set in my ways to right was is wrong
Yeah, typical manbaby. No willpower, no thought besides what selfish thing can benefit him in the very next second. No wonder you're on 4chan. I'll bet you still throw a fit when when you have to brush your teeth or wash your hands.
>>681484743
>those rules
Dump her, she shouldnt dictate your life
>>681487302
Even if the honey was extracted via nonviolent means? The bees just get drugged into a calmed state (I.e. they get stoned) while beekeepers collect honey. Idk how that harms the bees.
>>681484743
>all these ridiculous demands
>text me monthly
you obviously trained her to accept mediocrity in one area you just need to improve others
>>681484743
dont listen to her/ hide your porn
>call up Paul
>ask if he wants to get some beer and burgers
>(Paul of course says yes)
>go pick him up
>drive to nearest shitty bar with shitty food
>order shitty burgers and cheap beer
>consume until you hate yourself/you are out of money
>>681484743
>4Chan's Whiteknight<
You have the third option. If she doesn't love you as you are, leave her. End the relationship and move on.
>>681484743
>>681484743
if thats your girlfriend then you need to get a side bitch. shes a loon m8
>>681484743
The note has to be a joke or OP is the world's biggest beta
>>681484743
That's not a gf, more like a mom.
Grow a set of rocks and GTFO
>>681487783
Vegans don't want to consume any animal products/byproducts whatsoever at all. You still wouldn't be vegan if you ate honey. I don't care if it's bee blood and they have to capture them by the truckload and run them through a juicer, I want my bee honey.
>>681484743
She sounds fat. Ditch her.
>>681484743
Get drunk, go have a wank to some good porn and then dump her. The girl is fucking toxic and needs to be put down.
>>681484743
Fucking bitch, dump her
If you don't live toghether tell her to stfu or she HAS to blow you everyday.
Either way burn all your porn to a DVD, no-one will ever check DVD nowadays.
IF you fuck 4+ times at week and you need to masturbate dump her NOW.
Each one is how he is. If you change (in excess) your mind, you will never be as you were. You will convert yourself into a fagot
Dump her. That's obvious.
tell her she got the choice she sould stop to give u advices or u dump her
pretty easy thou
so much bait, i can't even.
She's not your mother, dude. You're trapped in what way? You live with this dictator? If you don't, stop taking her calls and do what the fuck you want, including alcoholism, red meat, and porn addictions. Make sure to take up gambling large sums of money on everything you can bet on while you're at it. Also hookers. Kill a few hookers. I don't know where she gets off trying to control your urges like that, but what she gets after it works isn't a man. It's another beta bitch that she'd leave anyway.
>>681484743
holy fuck this is cringe ditch her or you're a cuck
>>681484743
With that lack of confidence what kind of uggo is she?
Burn victim hambeast?
Acid thrown in her face by a Muslim at the buffet where she lived?
UK chick?
Is she that girl who was born without a skull and now she is fat too?
>>681484743
Uh. I don't even know where to start. Probably not a relationship I would continue unless she's a 10/10 that sleeps with you daily.
>>681484743
Ha ha! My ex told me to not drink so much, and I just tried hiding it. Claiming I fell asleep and missed calls rather than try to text drunk or admit that I was passed out. We broke up a couple weeks later.
>hey, at least I'm not sober! Or I might have to deal with these feelings
>>681488265
Amen
>dating girls
why would you do that to yourselves
>>681484743
If you don't leave her for this shit, you should probably just cut your balls/dick off or kill yourself.
NO cunt is worth this shit.
>>681485941
Shut the fuck up, you walking vagina. Men are talking. Go pick berries and be a weakling somewhere else.
>>681484743
OP, she's fucking Paul ||||||||||
Thought you should know.
Dump that shit OP fat girls can't tell you not to get drunk
>>681484743
are you dating your mom?
>>681484743
eat her
>>681485941
Actually, there is no evolutionary reason to stop eating meat. In reality, eating cooked meat is what allowed humanity to develop bigger brains capable of thinking up dumbass shit like being vegan.
>>681488571
Jesus, get a fucking job.
>>681488801
>yur bigger brain is smarter now and knows it's wrong to eat meat
>ignore that smart idea that you had with your more developed brain
...
>>681488752
fucking hilarious shit right there
>>681485941
I'm not into fur but I'm pretty sure it's easiest to skin an animal after it's been killed. Hardly anyone needs or keeps the head so they usually take that part off.
I'd never even heard of foie gras until just now and I'm sure the average person that's not French is probably also just as clueless as to this rather obscure luxury dish.
I castration doesn't make much of an appreciable difference in production of pigs for bacon. Costs of attempting to anesthetize such large quantities of livestock is simply monetarily prohibitive and unfeasible.
So what? We kill them before they're hatched and chickens just keep popping them out.
Meat and milk. Most people like both.
And finally. Yes. That's literally how we survive as a species.
>>681484743
Sounds like she has borderline. Serious advice: Dump her. This is how it starts. Or it probably even started way before. She asks you to do something you don't want to, you do it for her. That's when she tries out how far she can go.
You basically lost dude. Also every normal woman knows that dudes watch porn, it is just normal. She seriously needs to grow up.
Make it a lesson for her.
>>681488952
my smarter brain also tells me eating vegan is dumbass shit
>>681489009
We don't need to torture animals for your little taste buds now. You're wrong. Sorry you weren't born a billion years ago when you might have had some semblance of a point.
>>681488952
>do something that causes evolutionary progress
>stop doing it because reasons
>>681484743
Just joined the thread, not going to read all that shit. TL;DR---- If she sucks your dick, keep her. Here's how: Eat meat on your own time, and that stupid vegan shit on yours.
Keep your porn, but hide it like a Pro.
>>681489176
It's not like YOU'RE going to get laid and continue the species, there's no harm in "weakening your brain" as I'm sure you want to put it.
>>681487857
This. But take paul, burgers and beer round to her place and see how much of a bitch she is then.
>>681484743
>>681489239
I just read that note, I reverse my remarks.
GET the FUCK OUT of that relationship ASAP
Have a beer and pick up and old school porno mag
>>681489141
Not that guy but, why would we torture them? Pretty sure everything but halal gets a metal rod shot through their brain, pretty painless mate, you should take your issue to the Muslims, I believe they are reasonable with people who say things they don't like.
>>681488952
>ur bigger brain told you to become a pussy because animals "have feelings"
I don't give a flying fuck if a cow can feel pain and remember it later as fear. My very existence kills animals that can feel pain and fear. I might as well get some food while I'm murdering sentient creatures by existing.
Go sleep on the dirt and reject society completely, hippy. Your manufactured clothes come from some factory that destroyed an ecosystem to be built. Any time you enter a building you support the destruction of environments that sustain that very life you're whining about. If you flush your toilet, you're fucking with fish and marine mammals. Don't bother taking any medicine either, unless you know that's vegan too.
Have a good dose of "being vegan is a drop in the bucket for the sentient-creature-destruction-machines called humans". It literally doesn't change a thing.
>>681484743
Tell her: She either accepts your porn or she has to eat steak the next three evenings.
Btw: Never let a vagina get that much control over yourself. If you do this, then she will know, that she has the control and she will cuck you.
Is her name Casey by any chance OP?
>>681489825
Implying that bote is real and she actually wrote it
>>681484743
Tell her a vegan diet can be very dangerous if you don't understand how to do it, it's easier to tell her u dont want to jeperdise your health for something that was not your decision
>>681484743
OP if you go vegan how will you get your iron?
>>681490022
Bravo sir, 2 internets for you.
Dump the bitch!
>>681487783
because the bees use it as food to keep their hive alive and to feed the maggots. its the same reason you can't eat eggs even though chickens shit them out daily.
>>681490434
Don't be a pussy, just tell her no, nothing else, just no, she'll either leave or accept it.
>>681484743
nice b8 op
>>681484743
Slap her in the face and leave
Whatr you, 12?
>>681484743
Pics of her? Maybe she's 10/10 it might be worth it...
>>681484743
If this is real, you need to man up.
>>681490741
>slapping a girl
Whatr you, 12?
I would honestly choose to delete the porn over going vegan. But seriously vegans are special kind of crazy dump her ass
>>681484743
>delete porn
>erase the internet
>>681490806
Or from Alabama
>>681486291
kill yourself
>>681484743
leave her
>>681490902
FUCK THAT SHIT LEAVE NOW BETA FAGGOT
>>681490794
She could be a millionaire porn star with eyes for no one but you and it still wouldn't be worth it, show some spine man.
>>681485254
She will smell his farts.
>>681490981
OP could be 1/10 though you never know.
>>681487709
>talks about others being on 4chan
>is on 4chan
>uses the arguments people in 7th grade used
Gtfo fucking 13 year old feggit
>>681491074
Even more reason to stand his ground, he's clearly got nothing going in the looks department and he's asking /b/ for relationship advice so there are smarter squirrels than him, all he's got left is character.
>>681484743
dump her? you fucking pussy ass bitch
OP show a pic of you.
>>681491207
A correct argument used in 7th grade is still correct you massive retard.
This is fucked up, get out of there op
>>681484743
dump girlfriend
Well looks like its time to start eating vegan.
The cuck, it burns
>>681491458
Pussy
>>681488639
These are so fucking cringy, they're great
>>681488639
>my girlfriends muscles are larger 'then' mine
oh no
he loves a retard
>>681488577
Dubs of truth
New GF time. Get rid of that controlling bitch!
>>681490902
Fucking smash her glasses on the way out
>>681491313
except when its just, "omg you're just a (insert provocative word here). (restate the point slightly while not countering the point only offending the person you're arguing with)"
>inb4 you're autistic
>>681485545
>sex is worth losing my own identity and becoming a slave
gj op your a cuck
>>681492120
>inb4 you're autistic
nice fallacy. Knowing you're going to be called autistic for being autistic doesn't make you suddenly not autistic and correct. It just means you recognize you're wrong.
Guys it's okay, natural selection will do its job on the "vegans"
>>681492260
>vegan women have sex and breed all the time
not seeing how anything is going to do its job
>>681492249
Whats the name of the fallacy so I can improve myself, ohh godlike anon?
>>681491313
Only to others in 7th grade. To adults it's just bullshit.
>GTFO kid!
>>681492180
You're*
But otherwise, this
>>681484743
You could try Omegle.
>>681492450
> not using greentext correctly
Newfag detected
>>681492381
less and less healthy offspring because of the lack of nutrients etc. Plus, are they really vegan if they're using anything essential to life in society today since everything is basically a byproduct of some animal? None of you autists addressed that.
>>681492450
newfag but accurate
>>681492249
dude, I've got a final to study for so could you finish up here, still waiting on the name of that fallacy. Any online trends or phrases such as but not limited to calling others autists on 4chan can be equated to a fallacy which derails from the actual argument, so please, derail some more.
>>681486670
you would know
>>681485528
Keep in mind to maintain eye contact
>>681484743
You're not trapped. You're in an abusive relationship.
You do what you want to do and if she doesn't like it, she should leave.
>>681485545
JEEZUS, fedora too tight?
>>681484743
Beat her to death with your cock, then run over to her parents house, let them know that their daughter has suffered a tragic accident, then take them back to her, stand behind them and club daddy dear around the head, then turn to mother dearest and stare her dead in the eye while you advance towards her, punch her in the face, then manhandle her and force her to eat her dead daughters cunt, fuck her up the ass while she does so, then when you're done with her, stand over her, and crush her skull in with your boot. Burn father alive and consume his flesh to gain his powers. Then kill self, find them in hell and tell the bitch to fuck herself, and then hellrape her.
>>681486011
make it strong, lawd!
What an abusive bitch, get rid of her.
>>681492995
> being this mad
>>681485273
>drop box
I think it is possible to stream videos from DB. In which case he doesn't even have to download. Then again the cap of 30gb free will be a problem.
>>681484743
Fucking run dude
>>681484743
That's a no win ultimatum anon.
>>681484743
she is a controling bitch. no other way around it. BUT I can't judge it on this incident alone. I'm afraid parting ways with her as others suggested is best option, but if you REALY want to continue with relationship ask YOURSELF this:
1. THE NOTE:
How long have you been in relationship?
How did things escalate to this point?
Have you been cheating on her before?
Are you often drunk? Do you neglect her?
- If answer to last two questions is no, then end relationship - SERIOUSLEY! if it's yes, then you change or break up.
2..) PORN:
How often do you have sex? Does she want it? Do you want it more often? Talk about that with her
You can hide your porn or just use PORNHUB - and not record history.
3.) VEGANISM:
A good idea realy. Not gonna lie. But if you realy don't want it tell her! If she leaves you for that it's ok - EXPECT THAT THIS CAN HAPPEN!! If there's no way of you being non - vegan and keeping relationship, there 2 choices: Go vegan or find someone else.
How often do you have sex? Does she want it?
>>681484743
Cannibalize on her. Then you won't worry about going vegan and you can watch your porn.
>>681489141
>anyone who doesn't have the same beliefs as me is wrong!!!1!!one!
Your morals are not objective. It is within the law to eat meat so it is perfectly ok to do so. Whether you personally think it's right or wrong does not matter.
>>681494520
>veganism
>good idea
Kill yourself, beta
>>681492450
the correctness of an argument isnt relative to age. the rules of logic dont change once you reach adulthood. if an argument is bullshit to an adult, then it isnt correct for a seventh grader either.
>>681495320
>internet arguments won: >9000
>pussies slain: 0
Shoot her with heroin and throw her in a river.
>>681493105
>hellrape
my new favorite activity
>>681485545
>M'Lady
>>681487709
>never use a phone or a computer again
>if you still do then youre a childish manbaby with no willpower
>>681493105
Autism : The Post
>>681484743
grow a pair you pussy.
>>681484743
"Sechduel" Are you fucking kidding me? You let the person who wrote that word tell you what to do?
>>681495608
Newfag: the Post
>>681495498
fuk u fagit i crush btches errday
>>681484743
Just delete your porn and use tube sites, no biggie
>>681485545
at what point did your girl become your mom? grow a pair you nancy boy.
>>681495772
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681484743
dump her
upload the stash or transfer it over to a secret storage device
keep trollin
>>681484743
Dump the bitch. take her 10 miles offshore and tie a rock to her ankle if you have to.
Either way, she's cheating on you and is afraid you'll do the same. she thinks she's supposed to be enough for you, but any girl like this is never satisfied with one dude.
do yourself a favor and tell her to fuck ten cacti.
>>681484743
OP unless your GF is god tier attractive, then you need to dump her asap.
>>681488513
Jesus. One call every 4 minutes. For twelve hours. Every day.
>>681485941
>Skinning Animals Alive
Sounds like Cleetus packed a squib load again.
I gotta stop lettin' that boy reload for me.
Oh well, it'll be dead soon...
>>681490608
Chickens don't lay eggs to keep themselves alive so idk how that analogy works.
A good beekeeper will leave enough boney for the hive to live and even thrive on. We just take the excess. I thought the point of veganism was to end animal suffering. Well, with bees there is literally no suffering.
dump her stupid fucking ass
>>681484932
sign this
>>681487709
>squeamish, pasty, effeminate eurocuck detected
>>681484743
Yeah OP I know this thread is getting old, but tell her that you are not doing anything on the list, and to suck your dick. If she stays around she is a keeper, if not she can go be a controlling cunt somewhere else.
>>681490902
dawg, tell that bitch to kick rocks.
>>681488571
what a load of horseshit
that's more than 7 calls per minute for the entire week. no sleeping. not to mention the time she took to write out 1900 emails, 41k texts, 200 songs and 650 fucking letters
Plus it's in fucking Calibri
I have never seen anything as non-credible as this. fuck off
>>681490902
I have to say, I would dump the porn or go vegan if I got to smash that every night.
>>681496737
The beta is strong in this one
>>681484743
you will always wish you had left her sooner
Fuck this bitch
>>681496737
Amen brother, Amen.
>>681484743
Fuck that whore
Lol...relationship shit tests are the best. Just tell her no, you're going to keep doing what you're doing. If you bend in any way you'll be in danger of her pushing you around from now on or worse, leaving you. Stay firm and you'll win.
>>681490902
6/10 minus 3 points for trying to change you
>>681485545
Beta to the maximum
>>681497243
So basically a 9/10, not showing legs and ass.
>>681497355
Meh 6/10
Looks like a cunt
Here is the simple thing:
If you are against crush porn (dogs and cats being tortured and steped on with high heals - look it up), against eating dogs or cats. Or if you think killing cats or horses for fun is wrong ... and you're not vegan - you're a hypocrite and truly are a beta, who can't own up to it.
I am not a vegan - but I don't diss crush porn (much) I have no problem with ppl willing to pay "Cecil the Lion" - LOL cecil the lion ... if you want to pay money to kill him - imo it's ok. AND if I ever go to China. I'll make sure it's during dog festival - coz I wanna try that shit.
I'm not saint or moral go-to guy, but atleast I'm not a hypocrite.
Call Paul to hit the bars
get drunk,
talk hb,
party hard,
have fun.
Next day, is this bitch tries to mess with you, fuckin' dump her.
Don't speak, don't talk, don't communicate, don't get all the bullshit pussifying shit you've been feed castrate you anymore.
No hoe is worth your manking, self respect and autonomy.
TL;DR: dump that bitch, party with Paul
>>681484743
I legit went through all this with my current fiance.
I no longer smoke weed.
I have like 2 friends left.
I have forgotten what the Pub is like.
I don't watch or keep porn (that she knows of).
I work, she doesn't.
I clean, she doesn't.
I support her through her "Depression".
I want to kill myself but am too pussy to do it or leave her.
Don't be like me. Stand up to her or cut her off. Regardless of if this came about cuz you did something to break trust. She'll just use that shit as leverage forever if you let her. Trust me.
>>681484743
>I'm trapped
>My girlfriend says I can either delete my porn or start eating vegan.
>wat do
Duuuude that is honestly beta as fuck. Shit on her, no way that feminazi can tell you how to live your life
>>681497355
hot, I can see why she has high standards
"Sechdule" ...fucking inbreds
Dump her while eating a bacon cheeseburger with porn playing on your phone
>>681497840
Current? The fuck are you with her for, live your own life man, don't be a cuck fag, and get some friends while you're at it
> don't delete porn
> tell her you did
Profit?
>>681484743
You just got a LIST of shit you can't do bro your life is pointless. I've been married for 5 years and she still won't tell me what to do. Put your fucking foot down beta bitch
>>681484743
>>681484743
Delete your porn and eat vegan for a little bit.
You can still jack off to porn, just delete your history, and a month of vegetarian/vegan diet makes your body feel pretty good.
>>681490902
Barrrrrrrffffffffff let that shit get flushed before it clogs up your life OP
>>681488571
>>681484743
Dump dump dump you're being abused m8
>>681486333
everyone ignored these trips
>>681497355
9/10? absolutely not.
open your eyes beta, she's a 7 at best...and that's when she's on her back w her legs spread.
>>681484743
That bitch should never be wifed.
>>681484743
dump dump dump dump
>>681497355
thats pretty fucking average bro. You're letting her walk all over you now - you're setting a precedence and its only going to get worse. What does she act like if you try setting similar restrictions on her? Get her out of your life. It might suck now but later on when you find the right one who loves you for you and lets you truly be yourself you'll look back on this as one of the best decisions you've ever made.
>>681488752
>I think there's something wrong with me lol
Well, at least she is aware that she's batshit crazy.
>>681484743
Neither, faggot.
>>681484743
this is a joke right?
>>681484932
Second this
>>681498830
This /b/ tard has it right.
>>681484743
Dump her. You don't need that negatively
>>681498830
this^ guy gets it.
as someone who's fucked dozens of girls and now been married now over 10 yrs...LOSE THAT BITCH. it's only going to get worse from here, never better. she's pretty much everything u don't want in a chick.
>>681485545
Bahahahaha is that how you think it works?
>>681484743
This shit is TLDR, and I don't know your situation, nor do I really care. However:
If I got a note like that, I would have a good laugh and explain to my then-ex-gf that I am unilaterally breaking off the relationship do to the unreasonable nature of her demands.
It's that simple. Like, "bitch, I was me before we met, and I'll still be me after you're long gone."
>>681485545
>If you haven't had sex, you can't know how good it is
I hope you're a troll because that's pathetic, dude. Like, honestly, you're pitiful.
>>681496246
>I thought the point of veganism was to end animal suffering
No, veganism is just "not eating animal products". My wife doesn't like meat very much and is allergic to eggs, and lactose intolerant. If she didn't eat meat and fish on occasion she'd be vegan, but it would be entirely for health reasons.
Really funny how all the meat eaters are so fucking pisses off and chant the same illogical shit over and over like "meat helped us evolve!"
If you believe that you are very stupid. Now go find me a citation that says that DIRECTLY without stating that there was a need for meat at such time of evolution.
If you actually read the fucking articles saying that, they are saying at that time we needed the extra nutrients in order to evolve our brains. We do not need this anymore at this stage we are in, what in meat allows us to have that?
Just because we used to do it doesn't mean it is okay to do it now. I'm saying that and I am a white nationalist.
Watch documentary called PlantPure Nation if you want to learn about the healthfulness of meat. It is bad for you. Animal proteins are bad.
Humans can move their lower jaws left and right.
Humans have intestines 13x longer than their torsoes.
Humans are unable to eat raw meat without contracting severe and even fatal illnesses.
Humans are unable to eat through bone because their teeth are too weak.
Teeth of the human is not made for eating meat most effectively.
These are traits only herbivores possess. Not even omnivores (like bears) have these traits.
I could go on for a long time but I won't waste my time but I'll debate with anyone who attempts to refute.
I'm also a manual labour worker and I am vegan and work an extremely physically demanding job. I am also a fascist.
Наконец.
>>681500491
>Really funny how all the meat eaters are so fucking pisses off and chant the same illogical shit over and over like "meat helped us evolve!"
>If you believe that you are very stupid. Now go find me a citation that says that DIRECTLY without stating that there was a need for meat at such time of evolution.
>If you actually read the fucking articles saying that, they are saying at that time we needed the extra nutrients in order to evolve our brains. We do not need this anymore at this stage we are in, what in meat allows us to have that?
>Just because we used to do it doesn't mean it is okay to do it now. I'm saying that and I am a white nationalist.
>Watch documentary called PlantPure Nation if you want to learn about the healthfulness of meat. It is bad for you. Animal proteins are bad.
>Humans can move their lower jaws left and right.
>Humans have intestines 13x longer than their torsoes.
>Humans are unable to eat raw meat without contracting severe and even fatal illnesses.
>Humans are unable to eat through bone because their teeth are too weak.
>Teeth of the human is not made for eating meat most effectively.
>These are traits only herbivores possess. Not even omnivores (like bears) have these traits.
>I could go on for a long time but I won't waste my time but I'll debate with anyone who attempts to refute.
>I'm also a manual labour worker and I am vegan and work an extremely physically demanding job. I am also a fascist.
>Наконец.
Lol
>>681500491
So fucking beta
>>681497355
that's a 5, anon. A 6 if you're generous. Her face is like an obese teenage boy, so I am loathe to wonder what the rest of her is like.
That doesn't even matter though, dude, goddamn. Looks don't trump mental status when you're talking about wife material. Looks are fucking stupid when what matters is that you don't want to strangle her every time she opens her mouth, cuck.
ITT: vegan cucks trying to justify their pussy life choices
she is already fucking someone else drop the bitch
>>681500978
This
>>681484743
Find a new gf
The fact that OP would even consider putting up with some outrageous demands like that tells me he's some loser without a personal identity.
Honestly, dudes, being a man means knowing what you are - and what you are NOT. It's like OP wants a mommy instead of a girlfriend or his girlfriend wants a child instead of a boyfriend.
It's unseemly.
>>681484743
Why would you need to keep porn on your computer anyway? Learn to incognito and just keep an SD card or flash drive with the porn of all your exes hidden, encrypted and hidden somewhere safely.
>>681484743
You must hold her head under the water until the bubbles stop my friend. We can beat this you and me my friend, you are better than this.
>>681490902
Fuck that ugly cunt, go watch porn while eating a plate of bacon.
Insult me pederasts, but you can't refute me. Say to me "vegan cucks defending pussy choices" whatever, but don't try to debate. That is funny how you know you are wrong though.
ITT: Тупые мудаки и уёбоки къколды дебилы. Курвы будут заткнить.
>>681490902
That's a fucken punchable face, I hope you beat her op.
>pic related
fair enough but I'd bitch slap my gf if she wrote a note like that, if she doesnt trust you then she can fuck off
>post
>copy all porn onto external hard drive
>get time capsule
>bury
>...
>show gf deleting files
>fuck the shit out of her everyday
>Option A: suggest you start watching porn again
>Option B: manipulate her into being ok with making sex tapes
>>681490902
6.5/10
>is she worth it
she'd better be dirty in bed
>>681484743
What in the unholy fuck are you still messing around with her for. Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>681484743
delete vegan start eating porn
>>681485545
why do you fags respond to an obvious troll
>>681497355
>9/100*
there, fixed it for you bro.
>>681502734
this works so well kek
>>681490902
Disgusting
>>681497355
feels for anon
>chicks in his country must be fucking 3/10 at best
>>681488679
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>681497355
Rancid
>>681484743
Worlds simplest case, either lie to or dump the bitch. Those aren't reasonable requests.
You know who didn't give you a shitty list of rules to live by?
>porn
Dump her and find a girl that will watch porn with you.
Hell my GF streams it on her kindle so I can watch ot with her while we're fucking. She just sets it on the shelf that is her tits lays down and away we go.
You need to find someone you have this in common with, there are chicks that like porn out there, rare, but real. Beautiful too.
>>681497355
>>681490902
I'd hit it
She is going to cuck you faggot. Dump dap and eat steak.
>>681488571
prooven hoax
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/woman-arrested-calling-her-ex-boyfriend-77000-declared-hoax-1455430
>>681484932
Rolling for this.
>>681484743
Eat her Vagoo
>>681497355
This is now a gf rate thread.
This is what i'm working with. ??/10 faggets?
Fuck You OP! I've found your personal information:
> Tommy Koehnen
> Age 18
> Lives in Cottage Grove, Minnesota, 55016
>>681497355
Show tits
>>681484743
Tap it, then tap out. Sorry OP, dump her
>>681503928
Show tits
>>681503928
6, minus 2 points for the hair.
>>681484743
You can't let her walk all over you, man. You got that gf, you could get another. And even if you couldn't, being alone would be better than living like this. No girl is worth putting up with that bullshit. Those are all massive fucking red flags that all read "psychotic bitch" and "Dudr, run". Either show a little backbone and stand up to this, or get out while you still can. Trust me, I've been down this road far too many times. You can do better, OP. I promise.
>>681485941
Fuck off
>>681502164
Dat salty cuck
>>681504568
Those rules sound pretty reasonable.
She doesn't want him to turn into an alcoholic.
>>681505039
Weakbait/10
>>681484743
>wat do
Find a woman and dump the bitch.
>>681484743
dump her
>>681504035
this is the truth
>>681484743
Leave her, eat porn jerk vegan.
>>681485941
I'd eat human meat if they let me
Vegan brother
Healthier in the long run and master baiting is healthy too
Win win my friend
>>681484743
dump her
>>681495888
witnessed
>>681505666
lmfao kek
>>681484932
the only answer for a self respecting man
>>681484743
Do yourselves both a favor and dump her. She doesn't want a guy like you, and you don't want to spend your entire relationship not being you. If these are things you want to change about yourself then let her help, but don't be extorted. End it.
>>681484743
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA you fucking loser OP, this why you don't get into relationships bro, it's 2016 dude
>>681503928
Pissed at daddy/10
I'll bet she does anything.
Too bad she does it with your best friend too.
>>681484743
If you read what's in OP's pic, then you'd realize:
>ITS HIS MOM, NOT GIRLFRIEND
>/thread
>>681484743
>I'm trapped
>my gf wants me to do x
Why do you care what she wants you to do? She got you by the balls or something?
>>681505039
If that was her only concern, she wouldn't tell him that he isn't allowed to talk to other women, she wouldn't need to know where he is during every waking moment of his day. She wouldn't be telling him what to eat, or who he's allowed to hang out with. She wouldn't be trying to cut porn out of his life. This isn't about her caring about his well being, it's about whipping him into submission, so she can control something.
>>681505869
if he's an arab, then there's no difference
>>681484743
>kill her
>eat her
>film it
>fap to the video
>?????????????
>PROFIT
