Why haven't you joined the bisexual master race yet /b/?
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Why haven't you joined the bisexual master race yet /b/?
>>681484409
because im not an homosexual
/thread
>>681484409
Because I'm not aroused sexually by other men.
>>681484631
>you're not bisexual because you're not homosexual
What?
>>681484409
done. no ragrets
I've only ever been with females but I'm attracted to shemales. Does that make me bi?
>>681484726
u dumb fag:
im not bisexual because i like women.
if u are bisexual, u like men. If u like men, u are faggot
Because Im not a degenerate.
>>681484839
Yeah
>>681484409
i've legit never met a man sexy enough for me to want to bang him
>>681484409
Because bisexual is just another way to say you are a fucking gay and you should be licking some dicks?
>>681484857
But if you like men and women you are bisexual.
>>681484409
Trap?
>>681484966
A.K.A. faggot, because u like men.
>>681484944
Checked
That's cool
>>681485017
No, just bait
>>681484409
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY
MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT
>>681484409
i have
>>681485211
It wasn't supposed to be a trap
Jesus christ tell me she has some videos holy fuck
>>681485072
are u actually mentally disabled?
bisexual = faggot
>>681485452
wat
>>681485452
bi = men and women
gay = only men
why is it so hard to understand?
>>681485402
Idk about videos but here's an album
http://m.imgur.com/a/XGb9M
>>681485519
killme
>>681485211
There are no bi's out there going "aw man now I can't fap to this not-trap"
>>681485557
yea but if you like men you are a faggot?
why is that so hard to understand?
>>681484409
>implying sexuality is a choice
I'm just not a big fan of dick.
>>681485565
UGH MY DICK IS MAD NOW WTF
Op, why would you assume I haven't? I'm actively bi-sexual. Also, holy shit I want to fuck that blue haired chick.
I would worship your ass
Because I don't find men attractive and I don't like dick.
>>681484666
Satanic trips have spoken.
Master race checking in. I can't say for sure why others aren't joining us, but I'm just gonna guess that getting rejected by one sex is enough for most of the people on this board.
Could i just eat your ass then ?
>>681484890
this
>>681485657
I don't necessarily like men, I find masculine bodies/faces very unattractive. I enjoy feminine bodies/faces whether they have a vagina or a dick.
why is that so hard to understand?
>>681484966
Nope, 100% gay.
So what is your favourite type of sex
cause im already 100% gay
>>681485894
Fucking Exactly!
because I'm not a faggot
>>681485894
well and i am a pansexual..
that means i only have sex with a frying pan.
>>681486078
do you stick the handle or the whole pan up your ass?
>>681486078
Cold or hot?
>>681486140
i shove it into my dick..
>>681486078
>>681486162
i love pain to it has to be hot.. i guess you can say my partner is pretty hot 8)
>>681486301
>>681485894
>>681486009
this shit here sums it up pretty well.
Every time I look away to do something else I look back at the Internet and Sasha Grey is still getting duked in the pooper
>>681484409
Its absolutely hilarious and kind of pathetic how many people dont understand how to use words. "If you like dick yer a homosexual"....except homosexual is ONLY a same sex attraction. If someone likes dick AND vagina, theyre bisexual. We use those words differently because they have different meanings. Anyone who cant see that is probably just an illiterate ape. "But if you like penis youre a fag"--illiterate retards who cant grasp the subtleties of the english language.
>>681485452
>>681485657
So women are faggots according to your definition
>>681484631
So new, so unrefined
>>681484666
There it is
>>681487158
if woman like woman.. i dont really care.. but if you are a men and you LIKE sucking DICK you are a faggot.. thats just it.
>>681485557
So half gay? Still gay
>>681487551
>half gay
kek
>>681487551
THIS RIGHT HERE
Still trying to join the monosexual race. After that, the sky's th limit!
>>681488013
nah man im stereosexual.
>is this tumblr?
Have fun sucking cock, faggots
>>681488321
i think you mean pussystick
Because only men who fuck women, and women who fuck men, have their superior genetics passed down to the next generation.
If you a faggot, you gay
>>681486859
breddy much
You can stretch the definition of "faggot" pretty easily to encompass anyone who isn't exclusively heterosexual, but I'd rather reserve it for people who are being assholes.
tl;dr language is complicated for inbred ape-faggots
>>681488604
I think it should be used against heterosexuals who commit homosexual acts. Ive got nothing against gays. Just straight dudes acting like faggots for attention
>>681489140
Sometimes I feel bad for people who habitually take part in homosexual action but are too afraid of a new label to release "straight."
Sex has a lot of grey areas in it. Am I going to tell you it's gay to have your girlfriend rub your prostate from the in/outside during a bj? Nope. Up to you to decide if you're gay. Since you have a gf and not a bf, probs not.
But if you go on craigslist every month to find a homo to suck your cock, you're really far outside the realm of "heteronormativity."
Ultimately, I say self-determination is the only decent way to determine someone sexuality. That being said: a thing is a thing; not what people say about a thing.
>>681484409
>implying I haven't
Struggled with accepting this for years, still closet bisexual.
>Fuck girls
> have gf
>Fucked/Sucked guys
>Fucked by/Sucked by guys
>Fucked a trans "girl"
Ask me anything
>>681489912
>Sometimes I feel bad for people who habitually take part in homosexual action but are too afraid of a new label to release "straight
Im sure thats exactly how it is for closet gays. Especially with the social reprocussions that follow when they do come out. Honestly, what one prefers sexually is on them. They dont affect my everday routines.
>>681484631
>>681484631
/thread
>>681490772
>>681489912
this is me
>>681490733
I prefer women, honestly. And if you lose the "straight label" you're stuck with only guys.
Girls who like bi-guys are almost unilaterally trash
>>681484409
Because it doesn't matter if I'm gay, straight, bi, or what: at the end of each day, I'm still alone.
>>681491342
Yo. If you examine your life for "truth" and what you come up with is "that's terrible I can't tell people that" then you've got a boatload of negative self-think to work through.
If I had a model train collection (or whatever, WH40k minis, d&d gear, etc), I wouldn't date someone who hated model trains. Why the fuck would I lie to people about having model trains? I like model trains (kappa)! That is an undeniable aspect of my character.
If your goal is to lie to your S/O for the entirety of your relationship because they would leave you if they found out TRUE things about you, then you're making a giant mistake. Don't get married plz. Relationships don't hold up to that level of fabrication. It eats at them from within.
tl;dr: Don't be with someone that doesn't like YOU. If you get your dick sucked on the side find a girl who's okay with that. Don't lie to ones that aren't.
>>681492019
>pain
>>681492186
It never ends.
>>681485657
And then one day anon realized that he, in fact, was the retard.
Just kidding you'll never fucking realize.
>>681484409
Because I'm not an easily led trendwhore.
>>681492134
Truth time: Homosexuality is a DISORDER.
its not normal, and I feel like something is wrong with me.
I love being with women, I like being a man.
My brother shares this trait with me ( I think is has some psychological relation to our upbringing and mom) but no one else will know.
I've never been with the same guy more than once, I refuse to make it a real thing.
I'm ashamed, and no way any girl I date will ever know.
And no Anon, I don't think marriage is in my future.
more of OP? Y/N?
>>681492019
wow
>>681492846
>homosex is not normal
Normal is relative, it is normal if we say it is..
And if you look out the window, homosex is becoming more and more accepted, i.e. normal
>>681492878
no
gtfo
>>681484409
Join'd!
>>681485625
except bi's arent 50/50, they have preferences too usually.
>>681484726
Public Service Anouncement: Bisexual is just an euphemism used by sissyloving faggots
I like how you're supposed to able to tell someone's openly bisexual because they have short, neon-dyed hair. It's the best way to know if they're bi for good or just for attention through college.
>>681484857
That's some next-level insecurity
Please don't post til you're at least out of middle school.
>>681492984
Yeah, poop on the dick. I just imagine sticking into a pile of shit, and it's lights-out for Boner City.
>>681493308
No. No, that isn't remotely true. You literally just made that up.
>sexual perversion shared by 1.5% of the population is "normal!"
Kill yourself.
>>681485894
it means you're a faggot who likes sucking dicks
>Because I'm scared of what my family will say
This is pretty much what anyone who posted with the word "faggot" meant. It's disturbingly obvious.
>>681487551
this very much
still me
>>681493308
>Normal is relative
> 3.8% of population
> Normal
> 3 . 8 %
Not normal by your own definition
>accepted =/= normal
I'm not saying we should burn all the gays, or mistreat people with homosexual interests,
but I'm sick of pretending it's normal
>>681492878
Yes please
>>681485894
Did you just admit you enjoy dicks, implying "feminine" ones exists?
You're a fucking homosexual faggot and I doubt you rarely touch pussy, that's why you are gay saying you're bixesual, oh cmon its 2016 what's wrong with being gay? Like it's an excuse to be a fag
>>681493582
It clearly depends on the society.
Ancient Romans were just find with gay buttsex provided you were the one giving and not receiving.
Homosexuality isn't normal, but it's nothing to be ashamed or proud of. It's just some arbitrary preference some retards circle-jerked hatred for forever ago. Especially in a world where there are MILLIONS of unadopted children waiting for a home, being gay changes absolutely nothing in your life except for the disapproval of stupid people.
>>681492846
"Normal" is nothing but a scientific word to describe the area of the spectrum where a large portion of people's actions lie.
It's not normal to like spicy foods. It's not normal to not eat rice every day (a staple for a HUGE portion of the world). Are you a morally lesser person because you only eat rice 2 times a week? Nope. You just aren't like a ton of people who eat rice all the time. Neither better nor worse.
Never judge yourself against a perceived norm.
Why would you be so dumb? Here's some actual truth time for you:
For something to be considered a "disorder," it has to have a negative impact on your life. A skinny person does not have an eating disorder. A person that is so skinny that they can't support their own body weight in order to stand would have a disorder. If you can't accept yourself and that leads to a level of cognitive dissonance that pushes you towards suicide or self-harm, then you have a disorder. But sucking dick doesn't mean you have a disorder.
Homosexuality is a deviance from the norm. Nothing more. If you want to be "normal" then you should spend a couple of years compiling world/country statistics on the "norm" and manufacture a moral code that goes along with that. But don't be a half-brain who deludes himself by trying to rationalize irrational homophobia.
There's nothing wrong about wanting to be with women or wanting to be a man. Those are fine, perfectly reasonable things that are also considered normal (for a male). It's not normal to have any form of homosex(unless you're specifically deriving data from a dataset of homos). But that doesn't mean it's any less fine and reasonable.
tl;dr: Not a disorder. Worrying about being normal won't make you normal. And that's fine. If you want something better than being "normal," you can get inner peace by not lying to yourself or indulging in self-hate.
>>681493977
This guy gets it.
I wish we could move on to some sort of bisexual unity where retarded debates about how you should hate X because they prefer the company of the same gender are no longer a thing. I've wasted way too much of my own fucking time debating with ignorant chimps already.
>>681492878
ofc yes!
>>681484831
look at that jaw go, she is on amphetamines.
>>681493371
This. I prefer the look of women. I don't care about the genitals. Some men are so good looking though (guy that plays Thor, or Liam Neeson) that I overlook not being feminine.
>>681493371
Yup. No desire to love a man, have anal sex(either way), kiss a man, no attraction to men, etc, but a penis is fun to suck on sometimes when the mood is right, like in an MMF. Not as fun as a vagina, mind you
>>681494237
>being this insecure
>>681493977
Niger, of all possible deviations from a biologicaly perfect human being, a group of 3.8% of the population sharing a single mental illness is a huge chunk.
Everyone falls into some group with physical and mental abnormalities, hence why common ones become "normal", such as we are okay with gay people fucking each others' assholes, but when the schizophrenics want to dig things out their arms it is heavily frowned upon.
I'm bisexual
>>681492878
yeeeees
>>681484631
/thread'ing yourself
You are 100% cancer
>>681498145
http://m.imgur.com/a/XGb9M
>>681485972
>Nope, 100% gay.
>>681485025
>A.K.A. faggot, because u like men.
>>681485452
>bisexual = faggot
>>681484409
>bisexual master race reporting in
>>681498301
Bisexuals are faggots tho, just as much as they are straight.
>>681498666
>satan confirms
See faggots?
>>681494237
>making assumptions this hard
I never said anything about "feminine" dicks, I said that I am attracted to women and trans women (post-op or pre-op)
I've been in a steady relationship for over 4 years, have had a couple of ffm threesomes and she's open to us fucking a shemale together. Continue being buttblasted and insecure.
>>681485211
Oh my god there's more? Do you have any others
>>681498666
>666
hail.
>>681484631
/thread
all discussion after this point is pointless
>>681498666
satan?! FUCK!
Bi since forever, 3 decades and change. Preference is femininity in either, but can be convinced by a nice looking dick. Love tgirls and tboys, gf knows and wants to explore the possibilities!
Inb4 faggot
I literally don't give one solitary fuck what insecure hetero wizards want to classify it as :^)
>>681499188
I'm gay, and you are a faggot.
>>681485309
Hot HOT
>>681499188
this
>>681499188
checked
good shit dude
>>681499307
Don't care. Post pics of your hole.
>>681499454
I'm not a slut you queer
>>681484409
Because I can make up my mind
>>681499568
Fatty detected.
>>681484409
Seeing other peoples dick turns me on sometimes, but somehow I'm not sexually attracted to men. I don't find any man handsome, and the thought of sucking dick disgusts me.
>>681499715
>liking more than one thing = indecisive
>uwotm8
>>681499806
>throwing weight insults at random anons
>insecurities detected
I don't see you posting you fat bastard
>>681499188
A scholar and a gentleman
>>681500010
Yeah you cannot possibly use the internet and watch TV, pick a side herrderr!
>>681500051
Tfw i've struck a nerve through the blowhole
Tfw i have no face
>>681500111
Checked! Trips of truth.
>>681500306
>tfw can't greentext
>tfw insulting people on 4chan regardless
Git gud
I get why straights (and some gays) hate us bisexuals, we are fucking awesome.
>>681500573
Aww, shamu i'm sorry. My 'not formatting correctly' makes it hard for you to keep a raging semi under the folds, I understand your anger.
>>681492846
You and your brother have a hormone deficiency that made you more gay than the general population your dad is more than likely gay also
>>681484409
i need a fucking name OP
>>681487522
so you just think its icky and cant stand and cant rationalize people actually enjoying but think its hot when women do the same
You know, I lost my virginity to a guy, and am incredibly attracted to women and men.
I fuck them both. I married a woman, but I know that I could be married to and deeply love a man just the same. I watch straight and gay porn, too.
Call it bi, half gay, whatever. I'm pretty happy with it. And for the record, fucking a woman while a man is fucking you produces, hands down, the best orgasm you'll ever have.
>>681488476
ok i like cock and pussy but you are a faggot with that pussystick shit you fucking weirdo
>>681501054
This could make sense
My dad's father had gay tendencies (apparently) but never came out with it openly, my dad's brother is gay and out of his three sons, one is gay. I guess maybe that's how I got my bisexual tendencies
>>681500010
The very definition actually.
This is the sort of hot masc that could convince me.
>>681501277
>being this gullible and triggered
>>681495976
She actually has a misaligned lower jaw which makes her look like she is always smirking.
>>681501391
>body hair
no thanks
>>681500835
Failing to correctly place indirect quotations makes my rage boner even harder, you are a failure at life.
Bisexuality didn't start becoming a "problem" until modern civilization.
Ancient civilizations honoured and revered bisexuality. The Romans, who were considered probably the most intelligent and productive people in the history of mankind, had bisexual orgies, homosexual relationships, and relationships with huge age gaps.
What went wrong, bros?
>>681501177
I never though of that but holy shit, you're a genius
>>681501484
>projection
>>681501340
The definition is an inability to decide, as in narrowing done from two things and picking only one (when you have to). Liking more than one thing doesn't make you indecisive, it just means you're open to a broad range of different selections.
>>681501464
Yeah, true but that cock is wow!
>>681484409
Because it's not a choice.
1/10 bait because you made me reply
>>681485894
This
I could play with both a vag and a dick
But the masculine form just doesn't interest me at all
>>681501661
true
put a feminine face to it, no body hair and maybe some tits and I'd be throat deep on it
>>681484966
Also a fucking faggot.
Bisexuality isn't real, it's something that Tumblr feminists made up to seem special.
Handsome, muscular, hairy short dude reporting in.
I get all the tiny jailbait women and all the big older men.
Life is pretty ok.
>>681501992
How short? I'm working towards your other traits.
>>681494237
Jesus Christ that's some next level projection
>>681501555
It will change your outlook on life. It's also happened while a guy is fucking my ass and a gal is blowing me. She said I came more than I usually do, but I still feel like it was better when I was fucking her/he was fucking me.
>>681501391
Omg, that's like...all that hair is a turn off, but the cock is very attractive. I'd overlook the hair, but only if I'm bottoming.
>>681485309
>>681501054
Op here,
not this guy >>681501313
idk who that is
dad is super homophobic and has some fag mannerisms
>>681501891
I am bi, but this post made me laugh.
>>681501391
I'd suck that right off if he shaved all that hair off.
>>681502597
i would with the hair
ideal/10
>>681502550
oh my god I want to lick her arms
shut up I can't explain it
>>681502145
5'7 150lbs
Also small feet. Love a girl with really tiny feet (like child size) or a man with 12s.
It's a tad confusing because I'm very dom with women and very sub with men.
Whats her name, where can i get more pics
Girls can be bi-sexual
Boys can not be. If you have had another mans dick in or near your mouth or ass....you are GAY
>>681503055
right?
She is my personal 10/10, looks exactly like my ex.
wish i had more
>>681503414
>people actually think like this
>>681503414
How did you draw this conclusion?
I can guarantee I've fucked more girls than you, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life... But I also genuinely love a big dick in my mouth.
I fuck women 3-5 times a week, and men once every couple months when I need to switch it up. Sex is too boring if you just do the same thing over and over.
>>681497597
1% of general population has schizofrenia, up to 8 times higher in sandnigger populations.
Schizofrenia is normal? Anti-psychiatry peeps will argue yes now.
>>681503414
Can we go ahead and ban this underaged kid now?
I'm not even a SJW.
This anon is 100% under the age of 17.
>>681502954
MORE PLEASE!!!1
>>681503414
your not a real man unless you fucked a girl and a boy...
you are still half a virgin
>>681498163
This
>>681502443
Moarrrr
>>681490733
why shouldn't we string you up like they strung up niggers in the south back in the good old days?
How bout a time stamp OP?
Sucking dick is gay as fuck but i jsut like to put my dick in hole dont rly care what hole it is male female dog cat my car
>>681503995
Agreed.
>>681484857
god, what a little bitch about your sexuality
>>681486162
KEK
underrated post
>>681503414
ugh dont be such a faggot, only a pussy cares about being gay
>>681504154
Because I am also a gun toting, God fearing, flag waving American.
>>681504527
so let's string you up like you deserve. you are a cancer on society. time to get the rope. got any good trees in your yard?. i dont wanna mess up mine.
>>681502550
I seriously make fun of homophobic people, they are so insecure about their sexuality
>>681485657
There's no need to be upset
>>681492846
I feel bad for you seriously. Here's an intersting thought for you. Maybe something you need to hear. It doesnt fucking matter what your sexualty. It really fucking doesnt. It doesnt effect your life in anyway outside of sex lmao
i'm bi but don't like traps
>>681488493
Who gives a shit about passing their genetics, it doesnt mean anything
>>681504644
or they just hate faggots because faggots are so fucking gay
could be that simple
>>681505206
>spotted the butthurt homophobe
>>681504637
Come and get me, wouldn't be the first fag I've had to pull a gun on
>>681504644
Yeah, i don't get it. He has no clue his own son's been fucking dudes.
lmao, once I fucked this one girl, and her ex after he dumped her for cheating
>mfw he had no idea I was the one she cheated with
>>681504884
I don't need your sympathy, but I do appreciate your understanding.
You're right, it really doesn't, but I give myself the cringe every time I see a guy I'm attracted to. Especially since I cant stand fem guys who don't look fem. If you look like a bro, talk and fuck like a bro.
>>681505206
>being this mad
>>being madder that bi guys are pounding bitches that won't even talk to you
>>681498163
/thread
>>681505340
that's the great thing about faggots, they are so fucking predictable
its so easy with you gay buttpirates
so hey, have you been by to see your dad in the old folks home lately? he misses diddling your ass, he might like it now that its old and hairy, go by and suck him off sometime, for old times sake
>>681505206
Faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot gay gay gay gay
spend less time on 4chan
>>681502550
"Time flies when you're a Faggot" kek
>>681484409
Already been for a few years mate
>>681504106
i have a whole folder full somehwere
>>681505794
>>681484666
Thread should have ended here.
>>681505536
You made someone cheat, and then fucked their ex that you...
Embarressing
>not wanting to submit yourself to a big beautiful cock
>>681506142
Memory = autism? What the fuck.
>>681506225
>>681506275
>>681484409
Because I'm not a women? http://www.bbc.com/news/health-34744903
Only women are bi.
Because I'm not half the faggot OP is.
>>681506305
Shopped
>>681506515
All humans are naturally BI just like all intelligent Mammals.
>>681484409
Sexuality is not a choice, fag.
>>681506222
yeah. I fucked her because- DAMN
Fucked him because I have a sick sense of humor
She was pretty great (pic related)
The whole experience, meh, 6.5/10
>>681485894
You like dick, you are a fag. No way around it. You are gay.
>>681502954
goddamn this girl is perfect.
>>681484631
>im
>an homosexual
>/thread
Go back to the YouTube comments section, please.
>>681484409
btw, I'm really enjoying the discussions in this thread, thanks OP and others
>>681506963
>>681506222
>>681505536
>>681504527
>>681504637
>>681504644
>>681503415
>>681502771
>>681502585
>>681502550
>>681501313
>>681501054
>>681501313
>>681502550
>>681497597
>>681494513
>>681494305
>>681493977
>>681492846
>>681493308
>>681493582
>>681501054
>>681504884
>>681491342
>>681484726
that's right we call men that want cock homosexuals.
I already have, I love fucking girls as much as I love being fucked by guys (cute guys of course).
Literally the best out of both worlds, why deny yourself so much fun?
Because gay is the master race
>>681506007
Upload if you find it?
>>681506007
>>681506007
>>681506007
Who is this bitch?
Once you go for dick, your wife can't satisfy your prick.
Id raw dog the shit out of this
>>681485894
so much this... does anybody would fuck Bailey Jay if she had a pussy? no way, everybody is in love of that pink asshole, so it doesnt matters if it has a penis or a vagina, when it looks so hot that you are only thinking into anal
>>681484409
I have and I'm living the dream
>>681492984
>>681485894
Seems more like desperation than anything else.
I'll fuck anything feminine with an X chromosome.
>>681484831
sauce?
>>681487551
That would make you not half, but full stupid.
>>681485995
I like how the only way to avoid being called a fag on 4chan is to actually be gay
>>681506007
Moarrrrr
