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hi /b/. for the last 2 years ive been slathering my jizzy penis

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hi /b/.

for the last 2 years ive been slathering my jizzy penis soup all over these pants that i stole from some cunts house i broke into and passed out in when i was drunk af. i dont know what to do to them & ive put so much work into blasting these rags with mountains of cock syrup, so i dont want them to go to waste.

i reckon ill mail them to someone who does.

whatever cunt rolls 36 and leaves a skype contact gets em. lets begin.
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Return to owner
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>>681460962
or yeah i can do whatever the cunt who wins wants with em. also throwin that out there.
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>>681460883
Mail them back to the skank you took them from with a note that reads " were you looking for these? I broke into your house and stole these, and blasted them in my cock glue"
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>>681461233
get 36 and i fucken will. with full pics. but it was 3 scrawny dudes who looked like they had aids or some shit who were threatenin to call the cops.
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Rollin
Skype: eustacemills89
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>>681461554
Fuck off. Those pantaloons are mine!
spencerino171
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>>681461233
Rollin
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choke urself with them
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>>681462025
roll for this
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>>681460883
Give them to your mom as a Christmas present.
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wear them for a day, out in public...and commando
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Lick them
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next post decide
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roll
id: kittenbleh
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>>681462335
Rolland
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>>681462335
>>681463035

Fuck this
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Make a video of you putting it in clear clean water and watching the water turn dirty
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>>681461233
Roll
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36 get
Skype: gibedepusi
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>>681463304
Reroll
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>>681463304
Reroll again
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>>681461233
Roll
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finally, my time to shine! I only ever roll 39. I'm so excited
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>>681463138
>>681463138
>>681463138
>>681463138
>>681463138
Oh my god. This so much.
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Dont got a skype but mail them to your mother or if you live with her stuff them in your neighbors mailbox with a letter talking about anal vore and mlp
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>>681463516
36 get and roll
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>>681463138
Rolling for this
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>>681462241
rollerino
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>>681463834
fuuuuck
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>>681463138

and then drink the water
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send them to a friend as a chain letter....'you must jerk into these pants ten times and then mail them on or you will continue to be a faggot for the rest of your life'..... or something to that effect
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Mail them to a youtuber for an unboxing/fan mail video. I suggest someone like pewdiepie
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>>681464083
Rollin
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Jesus people are really Rollin for these?
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Put it in the tub with you as your taking a bath put it in the water then post video of it on motherless
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>>681464083
best yet.....rollin
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>>681462335
This. With proof.
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>>681460883
Soak them in water and then drink the water. With proof of course.
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>>681464401
THIS
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>>681461233
rollerino
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>>681460883
Burn it and have your friends inhale the fumes of love
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>>681464083
re-roll
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>>681464401
Rolling
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>>681464083
they see me rollin'
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>>681464083
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
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Kill yourself with them
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Something like 36?

37.

I'M 37?!?
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Rollin for washing them.
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>>681464083
rolls-royce
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>>681464083
Roll for this, mail them to edups
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Film yourself eating them
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>>681464083
rolling stones
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>>681464072
Rollin for this
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>>681464083
Rolling for this
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>>681464083
rollollolllolllololollololololollolollollololl
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>>681463138
Rolling for this, also drink some of the water afterwards while filming
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>>681464083
roll "I cum'd n deez"
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come on ya stupid cunts. roll a 36 all fucken ready. i wanna do some weird shit on the internet to make me e-famous like one of those dumb kardashian sluts.
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>>681463138
ROOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>681464083
Check em
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Throw them in the garbage.
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>>681464083
rolling pin
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>>681464083
bread roll
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>>681463138
Roll
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>>681464083
lets rolllll meeen
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if we dont get no tolls, then we dont get no rolls....
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>>681464083
roll - verb - move in a particular direction by turning over and over on an axis
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>>681463138
5536 getem
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>>681460962
Is that Birmingham?
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>>681461233
Roll
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whats your new jizzing thing?
and rolling for this >>681461233
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>>681460883
Zorakitten rolling
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>>681465895
a stuffed tiger i bought from ikea for like 5 bux. gonna give it a good year to season the bitch up.
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>>681464083
OP do this man, let's bring it back
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>>681464083
Rollin
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>>681466081
okay okay. if none of ya cunts roll it like that faggot durst imma just mail them to that fuckwit pewdiepie coz it seems like the most logical thing to do.
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>>681466044
but you are not possibly this sock jizzing guy from some time ago? didn't save the pics.
still rolling for this >>681461233
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>>681464083
Rollan for this, also OP GIVE US COUPLE MORE NUMBERS
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soak in sink and drink a cup of the water
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>>681466242
yeah it was one of many. they are around here somewhere. i think on the old laptop that the shitty keyboard died coz of too much pants sauce.
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return them to your mother with a note explaining you did this to the thought of her.
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OP here, new number 72
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>>681464083

rawwwwl
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>>681466490
fuck off you daft cunt. i call the shots around here. aint lettin you shitstains fucking up my prize possession with a fake OP post. faggot.
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>>681463138
rolling for dis
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>>681466830
rell
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>>681466894
rell2
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>>681466671
almost 72
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>>681463138
rool
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I use my basketball shorts
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>>681464083
That sounds nice do that.
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>>681464083
Rollerino
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Wash them and never speak of it again
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Re roll. Roll and smoke that shit
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>>681467089
a challenger appears! dude got a skype? we can talk about our love for smearing baby juice all over random shit.
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>>681467777
Dude. Witnessed
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>>681467777
fucking nice quads brother. OP approves.
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>>681467777
Czeched
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>>681467777
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>>681461233
rollin
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>>681468017
Thanks fag. Carry on with your sick ass self
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Cut up into pieces and blend them into a nice drink. Drink said drink.
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i imagine if you burned that it would be one hell of a stink bomb
go stink up a restaurant or something
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Mix with own piss and drink it.
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>>681468406
thanks. i will mang. i wont stop until i spread my pearls over all the things.
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>>681468576
Do it.
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Boil pants down into a soup, serve with vegetables to friends/family along with garlic bread and/or grilled cheese.
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If I get it hang yourself.
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>>681468779
Reroll, but also adding proof of course. Either video document or picture gallery. Prefer video documentary.
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Kill yourself with them.
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Rape your aunt/mom.
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>>681468779
I want this!! Please based gods give me 36!!
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>>681468920
Roll again 36 36 36
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mail it to your father and then stab yourself in the teeth
post pics of teeth afterwards
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>>681468779
Ok, possibly last refill, bc this time I'm getting 36!
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>>681469139
FUCK so close- rolling again. Fuck you roll gods why have you forsaken me!!!!!
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Wash this shit and proceed to wear it like it was nothing.
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please god
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roll for jizz
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>>681468779
Rolling
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please
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come on 36
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Don't return to owner, they will have your DNA along with the break in, so, just don't labs yourself in hot water.

Instead, wash these pants and donate to charity.
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37 cunt are you kdding me
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>>681461233
git
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>>681469554
*land yourself

Reroll
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>>681468779
Spider-Man get!
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I roll for 36 and I want a timestamp on these pants

>> timestamp or it is not real
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>>681469706
Cmon!
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Here's 36
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>>681469708

> this
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36
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>>681469773
Give me the 36 you stupid piece of shit! I want the pants soup!!!!!!!!
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>>681469860
FUUUUUUUCK YOU 36!!!


I don't even want you anymore!

Lowkey I still want you. Please 36. Be mine.
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>>681469929
Roll fast!
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>>681461233
rollerino
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Burn and collect smoke and ashes. Huff the smoke after snorting the ashes.
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>>681468779
Oh well. Fuck it. That's enough spam I guess it wasn't meant to be :(. I can't ever have nice things.
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Rolling just cos
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>>681461233
rol
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Give them back to the chick you stole them from.
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>>681464401
also drink
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>>681470184
reroll
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>>681468779
>>681461233
fucking roll
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>>681470248
get
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Take them to Goodwill without washing them.
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>>681463138
fucking roollll.
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>>681464083
>>681464083
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL
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>>681463420
Blaze it
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>>681470351
re roll
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>>681464083
checkem
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>>681469708
Roll
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>>681464083
gets
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>>681464072
Rollety roll
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>>681470435
>so close
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>>681461233
Rolling
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>>681468779
Roll for this shit.
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>>681464083
COME ON GET THIS ONE
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Near 160 replies and no 36 ???


Boil them into a soup and drink it !
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rolling for drinking the cum water
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>>681464083
come on pls
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>>681464083
REROLL
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>>681470142
reroll
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Check em (sl8er1234)
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>>681464083
Only if you send them to dunkey. He will appreciate the thought.
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>>681464083
ohly shit rolllllllll
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>>681470619
Roll
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>>681470582
Roll for dunkey cum!
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>>681464401
GET 36 LET'S GO
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>>681460883

Get on my level. This shirt has been jizzed on daily for 7 years and counting. Shit is crispy as fuck.
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>>681470614
Reroll
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Is op even here still?? Proof OP, but just in case let's send this shit to leafy.
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>>681470638
>>681470435
WHAT THE FUCK

>>681464083
LETS ROLL
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>>681470720
Leafy!
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R>>681464083
ROLL
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>>681464083
this
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>>681463138
roll
you have to move them around under the water to show the stuff coming off pls
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Check llamawaffles
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>>681470687
54th reroll
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>>681464083
plz
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Rolling for leafy is queer. He loves cumpants.
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>>681464083
someone fucking get please
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>>681470820
Reroll
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Rollin for some primo cock juice
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>>681470820
i could go for this. roll
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samp4424 rolling
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This sum bullshit
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>>681470864
reroll. fuck
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Cunt.
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Re-roll lmao
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Seth rollins
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>>681470835
>>681470435
>>681469537
wtf
rolling for youtuber idea
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>>681470039
roll for you
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>>681464083
its about time. check em
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>>681470039
Again
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rolling for drinking cum water + video
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>>681470142
rere
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>>681463304
This
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next anon decide
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This is art. Those pants belong in a museum.
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>>681464083
SO FUCKING CLOSE CUNTS ROLL AGAIN
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36 pls and ty
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>>681470039
Close >>681471033
i will make you win
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>>681464083
fucken roll fags
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>>681464083
this has to happen. 36 get boys
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>>681471078
submit to museum of modern arts. roll.
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>>681464083
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>>681464083
ROLL FUCK
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>>681464083
rollingggg
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>>681470039
Don't let your dreams be dreams
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Wear them out into public (free balled), and after you've walked around a bit.. Just go snap the pants to pieces and throw away
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>>681464083
This.....
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>>681470039
JUST ROLL IT
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>>681464083
36 get
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>>681464083
Re-roll
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omg this is never gunna happen
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Op should post webm of him blowing his load over them to prove
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>>681464083
r o l l
what if 36 get
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just drink the cum water already
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>>681464083
how has no one gotten this?
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>>681464083
C'mon 36
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>>681460883
kill it with fire and magnets
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>>681470039
ROOLL
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>>681471256
rr
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>>681464083
COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>681464083
ez rollin
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>>681470039
Anon, we can do it together
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>>681471230
roll
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>>681461233
Rollan
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>>681471221
Rollllll
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>>681471260
Band together and give this anon his soup!!!!
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>>681471235
fuck my fucking life
ROLL FOR YT IDEA
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leander.volker
36 get
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no fucking chance guys
roll for yt idea
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Rolling fit nothing
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Getting those
Skype hector127
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Soup soup soup!!
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>>681463138
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
jk not this one, the other one
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>>681464083
win
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36 get
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>>681464083
For the love of God
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roll for cum soup dinner
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Rolling for idubbz with screencap of this thread
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>>681470547

>this
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36
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>>681471331
rollerino
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>>681463138
36 get
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>>681464083
Now
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>>681464083
R o L l
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>>681471303
Our powers combined! Captain cumpant soup! Pls!!!!
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>>681464083
this now
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Rolling for nothing to happen
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>>681471416
re-roll
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>>681471399
re
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>>681471436
WINRAR FUCK YES
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>>681470039
Aragorn said "it's always espoire"
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>>681464083
THIS

ps roll roll roll
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>>681471436
Yep
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>>681471436
gay
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>>681471436
WINRAR
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>>681471436
Winrarrrr
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>>681471436
Win!!!!!!!!!!
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>>681463304
Fick dich du nutte!
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>>681471436
WINRARAATRARARAGDHHRNEJ
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>>681471436
Finally.
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>>681471436
YES
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>>681471436
MOThERFUCKING HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>681471436
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
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>>681470039
Or something like that, i don't remember
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>>681471436
win. ily
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>>681460883
No soup, but Op is a faggot and won't deliver anyway.
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>>681470039
I'm really tired, but i want see your anonsmile
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>>681464083
rolling for this

and also check out my 36 :)
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>>681471436
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>>681464638
Nope. 38.

Am I a 3.14?
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>>681471436
WIN RAR
also: the game
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>>681471436
Gg, i tried to make anon win, but you were better than me
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>>681464083
Do this
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op deliver
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>>681471436
You've made me proud.
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>>681471430
We are defeated, sorry Anon
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>>681471436
LEAVE YOUR SKYPE CONTACTS SOMEWHERE YOU KOONT
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We already have a win boys. Time to bitch about Op being a fucking faggot that never delivers.
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Mail em to iDubbbz
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>>681460883
Rolling for boil condense and drink
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Dey see me rollin
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>>681471943
Roll for this
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>>681471943
Reroll
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>>681471943
hey's another rollin
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>>681471436
>>681470619
To Dunkey, I hate that cuck
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>>681471822
add stupidrandommemes
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>>681464083
This, but don't take someone that's already get death threats poison and shit regularly. Pick some female vlogger instead.
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>>681471822
The package won't be addressed TO anon, but to some cocksucking youtuber.
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limit reach
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>>681472128
good, i hope OP adds you soon so you can get dis shit delivered
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>>681472198
yeah but OP stated for some cunt to roll 36 and leave their skype details with dat roll boi
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>>681471436
grats cunt! as promised i will mail these fuckin jizz-soaked pissrags to pewFAGpie. anyone got his mailin address handy?

also FUCKING ARCHIVE this shit so i can post a new one when i box these cunts up after i rub a good few more out before tomorro arvo. be back here tomorrow for an update.

thanks for being a bunch of shitcunts you worthless sacks of shit <3
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