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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Lurker Moar edition
The rules are simple:
>Post your 2D waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Feel superior
>Discuss whatever
>Get gets
Most importantly: Have fun!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
still here
>Jenny Claimed
Lurking
Claiming.
>>681451854
Seal of approval from the lurk queen?
Eyyy Milinda claim.
>Alcohol is good edition
>>681451762
>was going to make the spiciest claim
>see pic
>mfw the realization my waifu might never be part of the party
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>>681451877
Fuck why is that so titilating?
>>681451906
Name em, It'll be our secret haha
and you can keep me from entering? Entering what?
>>681451780
Sounds fun, are you guys gonna climb said mountains?
Also claim
>>681452233
Hand-kun's been doing it. You have to ask him. I just save the most recent version I've found
Got the best get so far
>>681452233
Its okay friend. Im not in there either...
>>681452233
Double dubs,noice.Just send hand-kun a chibi when he is around
Now back to lurking
>>681452233
Same, I aint got a chibi
Claimed.
>>681451906
At a food factory, pretty much cleaning, disposal, and packaging. Don't you usually sleep drunk?
>>681451983
They called me in from break early to move containers.
>>681452395
Because she will never do it to you
>feels bad man
Anybody else hate steams new shit ass market policy
>>681452404
>>681452457
>>681452481
>>681452545
>Double dubs
Tis only a band-aid to my wounded heart
>can't choose between checking them and checking life
>>681452668
Oohhh I see, I thought they called you back all the way from home! Good to see it wasn't that bad haha, at least now your here :D
>>681452713
Don't you put those feels on me ricky bobby, and what market policy? Whatd I miss?
>>681452137
We are in agreement, my high-flying friend
>>681452233
Same. Spike's brand new, and he's on there.
>>681452395
Entering whatever theyre warding. Not "you" in particular. Just the person who set them. And Id rather not name names, haha
>>681452457
>>681452545
My people of colour! At least we can share in our misery.
>>681452668
>exaggerated laughter
Sanae, you know me too well for your own good. But yeah, I'm not drinking the usual, so I'm liable to get a headache if I don't sober up (work in 5 hours, ya know?)
Sounds like a union job. Not bad then?
>>681452395
Yeah,what else
>>681452804
What's wrong tho
Shinoa claim
>>681453152
I've been around ever since this long line of never-ending waifu threads started.
Kinda feels like after all this time spent with you guys, I'll just be forgotten again.
>>681453105
Yeah. Maybe i will try to find a chibi for hand. Maybe he will add me.
>>681453249
>>681453251
Eyyy greetings friends
>>681452925
That you need steam guard and all
I had a 15 waiting period so i could put shit on the market
>prices dropped
Now im in the middle of another 15 day waiting period just so they can sell
>Prices dropped even more
I had a trading card that was worth over a dollar now its like 50 cents
Shit pisses me off
>>681453249
>>681453251
Welcome back! What's crackin'?
>>681452804
I haven't checked life, too spooked
>>681452949
Tru, I am relatively new I guess
>>681453105
Fair enough, I feel ya. Im not really in a position to trash talk other waifu choices myself haha
>>681453152
Group Suicide?
best girl of all girls forever
at least in my heart
Yuno claimed
>>681453371
Heyooo whats up.
>>681453455
Nothing much man just relaxing. How about you?
>>681453249
>>681453251
Hey guys! Hows it goin?
>>681453367
Do you have contact with anyone outside of the thread?
>>681453450
Fuck, I haven't sold anything on the market in a long ass time. But that sounds gay af
>>681453679
>>681453745
Wassup niggos?
>>681453367
Well, nothing good lasts forever. Not even waifu threads. Or are you talking about the picture. I could make one called The Forgotten, and post it when the other is posted.
>>681453371
I NEED THIS. I mean...whenever they get to it, ya know?
>>681453477
Which is odd, because you have a badass waifu, rather than a moe one, so you'd be expected to trash talk.
>>681453679
>>681453745
Welcome, welcome. We will provide nourishments and such momentarily.
>>681453751
Just ate a ton of grits, and I'm sobering up, so I'm not long for this thread. Koko and I kept it going, so I think it's almost time to pass on the torch. Morning for you?
>>681453938
Bored af bra, what about you?
Whats the best way to relax after work?
Haninging out here in /waifu/ how are you guys?
Rikka claimed
>>681453477
>checked
That's why we are are going to climb to the highest point
>>681453745
Aye boy
>>681454195
Ayy das gud, were da weed at
>>681454238
Sup nigg?
>>681454248
Whats gud brah?
>>681453798
I have my friends in school. Though, let's just say I'm the "third wheel" of the group.
>>681454195
I'm fully aware nothing lasts forever. I just wanted you guys to have something to remember me by when I'm gone at least.
>>681453938
>>681454195
Are these threads waifu avatarfag circlejerks?
>>681454238
10/10 taste nigga
10/10, if i hadn't already waifu'd Ruri when I encountered Rikka, it'd be Rikka.
>>681452925
I wouldn't of gone to work if I was home. Jaja. A sweet organic drink beside me, thread, and a comfy lounger. I'm content!
>>681453105
Jaja yeah can't go to work feeling like a wreck. It's union job! But I might start looking for another job soon. Something less stressful.
>>681453249
Ayy, welcome back!
>>681453251
Hallo lad!
>>681453798
And you wont be selling anything either if you aint got that steam mobile authenticator up
Its fucking bullshit
>>681453745
Howdy nigger
>>681454547
Ay yo hol up *smacks lips* das racist homie!
Joking btw, what's good?
>>681454444
Checked! Como va?
>>681451762
I hope you die.
>>681454238
Do you hide your weeb status like I do? Threads healthy, so we're good. How's work? Also formalities, since we've never spoken: I'm a big fan of your waifu. You're the original chunni.>>681454357
Sheeeeet, da weed be a bar a den, no wat I say in, mon? Don worie every ting gwan be arie.
>>681454392
Do you have a social security number?
>>681454444
Quads denote an answer:
Pray much
>>681454535
I'll switch with you. How do you feel about management?
>>681454744
Thanks for noticing me. It made my day, anon. I love you, too.
Mia claimed
>>681454195
Oh really? Shit I didn't know that haha, oh well, im not really the shit talking type anyways, unless its ironically like "your fuckin garbage kid" to a guy whose clearly kicking my ass
>>681454201
Just chillin and sippin, kinda bored as well but not totally. Whatchya gon do about it?
>>681454238
I like to make people laugh at my house
>>681454248
the dubs don't lie, have a nice rest of your life
>>681454444
Chek'd and yeah pretty much
>>681454535
Sounds like a perfect end to the day! You think your gonna watch anything?
Best interdimensional demon mutant bird girl claimed.
>>681454867
Give me a toke nigguh
>>681454925
Listenin to music, drinking dr pepper. Pretty bored af heh
>>681453751
Just drinking away the night. You?
>>681454195
You mean this?
>>681454867
Hey hey hey what the hell do you think you're doing
>>681454392
Shit, I know that feel. and I don't know about the others, but Ill definitely remember you, how could I not? :)
>>681454547
Steam mobile cuckinator? The fuck is that?
>>681454913
Hi doodily didly doodly!
>>681454655
Just steam market bullshit
Nothing really happening here
Might fgo for round 2 tho
>>681455181
Stupid bullshit so people dont steal your shit
You know shit that protects fuckbois and 12 year olds
>which still doesnt work
>>681454913
How ya'll doing? My scales shedding, need 'darling' to help..
>>681454357
Hey bruh how are you doing?
>>681454444
Thanks Ruri! Thats super nice of you to say
>>681454867
At work we have a name tag and on it has our favorite fun. On it I put Anime and Manga but ive changed it multiple times, right now it says Plus Ultra! But when it said anime all I got were questions like "do you like naruto?" and thanks, I love my chuuni powered waifu and youres is adorable my kyoto animation studio sister!
>>681454925
As do I but no one is here to make jokes for :(
>>681455024
>passes you the dutchie
>>681455080
Indeed!
>>681455094
Haha, I'm only joking. Guess that would be too much to remember you by, huh?
>>681455024
What you listnen too niquh?
>Dr. Pepper
Degenerate
>>681455313
Sounds like a safeguard for plebs who deserve it haha
>>681455373
Mate, I'm Australian.
What the fuck is a social security number.
>>681455181
Hi hi hi <3
>>681455373
Hopefully that will work for hand.
>>681455480
It's a barcode we Americans have on the back of our inner thigh that denotes who we are, if we're found dead. Everyone has one. It's just used for identity.
>>681455371
Get a real doll? That way shell never critique your jokes!
>>681455356
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>681455516
How goes it?
>>681455611
kek
>>681455313
Bah, they stopped having interesting cheap skins for csgo
>>681455371
Pretty bored tbh fam, just listening to music, how are ya?
>>681455373
Thanks brotha *takes a hit*
>>681455462
Pop off by Joe Budden
>Degenerate
Fight me homo
>>681454710
I'm ok. Listening to music and staying up despite trying to get my sleep schedule to something normal.
Sleep is hard.
>>681454867
>>681454925
Where there are imageboards, you find avatarfag circlejerks. It has become a universal truth in my experience. There's always that one always going thread.
>>681455371
Chuuni girls are just 2cute4me
>>681454867
I feel like I can handle it well. All I ask is to stay professional. I mean if you enjoy picking/pushing 40-80 pounds of product, sealing in a room that is at a constant 30-40°F, fast paced environment, and dealing with dry ice. Then go for it!
>>681454925
Nah, music is more my style of entertainment at night. Though I sometimes watch documentaries to help me sleep.
>>681455718
N-n-othing just doing what girls do... in the morning..
>>681454392
>third wheel
Damn that shit hits hard
>>681455462
Thats exactly it
>>681455752
I was more worried about my expensive cards that have all lost their value
I got a question about alcohol
I got some Jaeger left over but dont know what to mix with it
All i have is various fruit juices
>>681455371
Thank you thank you. Something about the softness of 2011 that just made the animes more loveable, huh?
>>681455607
It should. SpiderMan and Deus Vult used to be in the pics, and there arent any chibis of them. You have pics of your waifu in a bathing suit? Lucky...
>>681455723
Shh
>>681455838
Ooh dry ice. That's the stuff that screams in agony when you place it on steel, right?
>>681455763
May I ask you serious question?!
>>681455752
>calls me homo
>literally drinks cum from a can
I would fight you, but I don't wanna catch the gay
>>681455763
True, I feel like this hour is pretty tame in the hugbox/circlejerk type discussions though
>>681455838
I feel ya, I like documentaries to put me to sleep too haha, what you listening too?
>>681455877
Im gonna guess getting smashed drunk? Im not a girl so I don't know :P
>>681455878
I swear my friends little brother is exactly that demographic. Gets hella nice shit then gets scammed out of by being an idiot
>>681455763
Try white noise! I heard it's a great way to fall asleep. I rarely see you during the night shift. Though you explained already the reason why.
>>681455718
Hmmm never thought of that idea before, gonna try it later
>>681455752
About the same thing, just got some Weezer playing. The best shit before bed.
>>681455763
I know I cant stand it either. Shes just so cute my heart and brain begin to melt at the same time. ugh!
>>681455878
I don't know man, maybe I'm just paranoid. It's just that the only times my friends and I meet are at school, and that amount of time we share is already growing shorter as the days go by. I'm also quite aware that my friends sometimes hang out outside of school, and organize events like going to see movies together.
It just kind of hurts when they don't mention any of those kinds of things to me.
>>681456234
Ask away, little one
>>681455878
People actually care about those?
>>681456264
*Teleports behind you and slits your thoat*
Back the fuck off????!?!??
>>681456314
I liked his older stuff better, kinda meh on the latest
>>681456264
No..'hic' does my face show it?
>>681456234
Go for it.
>>681456292
If I need white noise I listen to a youtube video of wind in the trees. Its the most calming white noise sound to me.
>>681456350
Ignore me HARDER anon.
>hurtssogood
>>681456350
SSHHHHH....................is purple really your fav color?
>>681456264
I mean thats what he deserves
Steam needs to stop being cucks about it and let people learn their lesson
>>681456350
I know that exact feel
The only time i can hang out with some of mine is if i go to their work
And if you try to make plans with them they are always busy
Or never answer their phones
Or they want something that only you could provide
>>681456404
I had trading cards that were over $1 over 2 weeks ago
Most expensive trading cards like those are for VNs not a whole lot of people play
That's it for me. It was a fun night. Catch you later, e-body. Never change.
>>681456192
You dont have any? Im sorry friend...
>>681456715
So do you like make enough to buy vidya?
>>681456404
Do it, tell me what happens haha
>>681456404
Do su'm
>>681456471
Fuck your hammered, you can tell by the red cheeks
>>681456603
She ignored me too :(
>>681456847
Later rum friend! Have a good one :)
>>681456192
Yes! I scared some people with that method! Jaja Sometimes I play with it like; throwing it into places I think I can make it in, and place a single ice in a glove to make it expand.
>>681456264
https://youtu.be/mzJhpzaJ7MU
Yeah, I like.......
>>681456404
Weezer has their ups and downs Blue, Pinkerton, Red and Green are fantastic oh and the White album just came out and its suuuuper good!
>>681456847
Good night my friend <3
>>681456963
I'll cut you, strip the flesh and salt the wound
>>681457016
White? Hmm I'll check it out
>>681456938
I could
But i want trading cards for hunie cam studio
And they kinda expensive right now $.20-.60 so if i can sell a couple bucks worth of cards and skins then i can get the badge for it
>>681456603
You could always give her little payback
Miho claimed
Its to hot to sleep....
>>681456715
True, it actually did learn him his lesson. Got scammed once and now he knows. Not that it effected him much, kid has enough money as it is
>>681456847
Have a relaxing rest and take good care comrade!
>>681457117
>hunie cam studio
LAWL just pirate that shit
>>681457158
Oh shit sorry.. I'll put a shirt back on
>>681456603
Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Is there anything you need?
>>681456640
In truth, yes. Purple has a calming effect on me.
>>681456715
To be honest, I love my friends. I love my friends to the point that I cannot deny them if they ever needed me. They are one of the greatest things to ever happen in my life. I'll always be there for them.
I'm just afraid they don't quite reciprocate the feeling.
>>681457228
I actually like the hunie games and i bought studio same day it came out
I just want to make the badge and level up my steam account
>>681456562
Rain and thunder is my personal choice. It's so calming!
>>681457092
Send me to Valhalla bb, at least there there's no Dr. Pooper
>>681457004
Oh yeah, I recall you liking timsplitters haha, what about documentaries? Which was the last one you watched?
>>681457158
Fuck I hate that shit, summertimes the worst
>>681456963
Yea :D need little water to calm me down
>>681457307
Mmm suppose if you really like something then support it
>>681457375
Mah nigga
>>681457409
I'm taking you hell! And there is a fountain of dr pepper!
>>681457092
Yeah the White Album is super chill very up beat can be sad at times just the best and most solid weezer album in a while
why don't you guys use namesync?
>>681457307
I practically dropped the game altogether after I was a few minutes into it. Going after multiple girls - at the same time too - just felt kinda wrong.
>>681457004
That's amazing. My job would be at least 23% more fun if I had dry ice on hand. Had to reply to this.
>>681457134
I am. I'm going to sleep.
>>681457294
No haha, I'm being a spaz. Oh but before I go, what is your waifu's name?
Okay, gone for real this time. Promise.
>>681457409
Yeah and this house has no central air.
>>681457158
Winter is the reason I love it! Easy rests.
>>681457579
Her name's Hanako Ikezawa, from 4chan's very own VN Katawa Shoujo
>>681457528
Ah good, been needing a chill album for a while
>>681457528
Would you mind showing me what's under eye p-p-patch PLEASE?!
>>681457294
>that feel
I know id be there for them but they werent always there for me when i needed them
Ive even tried to get my one friend who was (and still probably is) suicidal to come stay at my house for a couple nights to help things at home cool down a little but i know he wouldnt do the same for me
>>681457494
Huniepop is really worth playing
>>681457547
Huniepop isnt about love though
But i understand what you mean
I always went after aiko and used other girls just for munie and hunie
>>681457856
Meh, I see it as a glorified bejeweled with potential faps but cringy voice
>Thanks for the sex homie
>>681457422
yeah you do, how much did you drink anyways? How much does it take to get a snake drunk?
>>681457494
>
>>681457627
Fuuuck, my room is pretty much in the garage so I got no ventilation either. Winter is chill because you could just pack on more layers. But theres no escaping the heat
found something i thought was weird have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruWNRVZfyk&src_vid=cUYSGojUuAU&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_2406068509
>>681457758
Seconded, give us a peek un'a da patch>>681457528
>>681457409
https://youtu.be/bnkocxzzJsc
Love this series!
>>681457494
Yeah! That's more like it!
>>681457579
I'm glad you did. c:
>>681457980
Would open window but computer next to it and it's humid out. Also mobile sucks.
>>681458105
Stormed here earlier, opened my window for the breeze, feelsgudman
>>681457980
Yes thats it, burn mortal and know suffering
>>681457856
You gave emotional support to a troubled friend, and even offered them your own home.
Believe me, their gratitude for you is there, even if they don't show it.
On the topic of Huniepop, maybe that's why I turned away from it. I'm just an old-fashioned romantic, aren't I?
>>681457980
Ummmmm...I don't know b-but calm down i'm fine r..ea..l..l.y
>>681457719
Go for it and tell me what ya think after you listen to it!
>>681457758
>>681458067
Hmmm I will but I am warning you, its only to be seen by absolutely powerful people and can destroy anything! Do you still want to look?
>>681457856
Stop hitting me with these feels dude
>>681458060
Kek, thats perfect
>>681458105
Oh shit! Planet Earth is my jam when it comes to documentaries. I remember when the first few came out being the best stuff out there haha
>>681458183
Same, closest thing I have to a window is like a half screen door and a curtain. But if I open it then bugs come in faster than they usually do.
>mobile sucks
Never tried it, never will
>>681458423
Ight lemme find a torrent lel
>>681458198
Heaven.....
>>681458060
That's an odd mix...Really odd.
>>681458423
I've stared down bigger things (kek). Bring it on.
>>681457959
Its funner than bejewled imo
And steam version doesnt show pussy but the developer posted a fownload link so you could get your steam version fully uncensored
And you can just googe the images
>>681458105
I cant watch nature documentaries after watching 4 hours straight of them
>>681458264
Idk he just doesnt really show it or really even seem interested in being friends half the time
Also huniepop is more for the lols than really anything
>yuno
I bet this faggot >>681458067 drinks pepsi and likes it
>>681458259
Na, jk, #sorrynotsorry
>>681458334
Im not worried, just wondering how much a snek can hold :P
>>681458423
Give it to me baybeh!
>>681458423
I'M READY!
'wispers' I hope its nice looking
>>681458549
Too bad it was short lived
>>681458608
Already have a folder of the images, guess I'll eventually pirated for my glorified bejeweled
>>681458636
You queer! I still love you tho
wanna find all the weeaboos in this thread and erase them from planet earth
>>681458576
>>681458636
>>681458686
Alright I warned you!
>>681458810
Ya i wanna kill myself too
>>681458608
>drinks pepsi and likes it
Literally anything except mt dew is better then Dr. Pooper
>>681458636
Well! UMM! I DON'T KNOW! maybe 8....bottles?
>>681458485
>>681458549
Im still not sure how to feel about it
>>681457528
It's alright, I'll pretty much take anything that isn't Raptitude, or Make Believe, or the Red Album, or Hurley. You get the point.
>>681458967
We can no longer be friends.
-k
>>681458898
Like I said, I've stared down bigger things.
>laughing intensifies
>>681458776
<3
>>681458898
Thats a cute eye ya got
>>681458977
8 bottles?...8 fookin bottles?! I guess that makes sense haha
die weeaboos
>>681458967
Idk man mtdew baja blast is the shit
And we can tell your not souther by not drinking god tier dr.pepper
>>681458776
I mean i got my money's worth out of it
Now ima go smoke a cigarette
>>681459199
Catch ya later ,mang
>>681458485
Yes! If I start watching it, I have to finish it or until I fall asleep. It's too good.
>>681458608
I can probably go for hours. It's really interesting.
>>681458776
Those types shouldn't exist, it's a tease is what it is.
>>681458810
>>681458920
>>681459187
>samefagging this hard
Why live?
there is only one waifu goddess, and she is mine! (or maybe I am her property, whatever)/thread
>>681458898
Nice eye purple hair chan
>>681459165
yes, but i always get rattled ..so to speak
>>681459115
ok k
-k
>>681459199
True, baja blast is fire, and yeah im not a southern inbred srry
disgusting weeaboos you make women sick
>>681459378
I'm a better k than you.
https://youtu.be/RrkzIN2eP0U
>>681459299
It is! I like how they each had a them too. I remember the underwater one being the most fascinating
>>681459323
>/threading your own post
>>681459366
Oooohhh don't start with the puns. I love me some good puns
>>681459077
Yeah I get what youre saying lol the new album is like my 3rd or 4th favorite now.
>>681459119
>>681459165
>>681459366
Cute? Laughs? Purple hair chan!? You are suppose to bow to my power to laugh and call it cute, now taste the power of my shield!
>>681459016
>>681459016
This is tonnes better.
https://youtu.be/wNUYPPjoZyA
Though everyone has different tastes.
>>681459422
>says hes a better k
>won't even post pic
k
>>681459488
2 cute!
>>681459299
Was watching the news for it, hyped up.. disappointed in the end
>>681459488
I've stared down BIGGER THINGS.
>sides are in orbit
>mfw they don't get it
>>681459629
>he
You just made your first mistake!
>Kongou claimed
>>681459488
The Blue Album or Pinkerton?
I prefer the Blue Album personally.
>>681459289
Im back
>>681459299
I gkt really burntout on them i was also in a mental hospital at the time too
>>681459378
Thats a damn shame
>>681459422
>comes here every day
>shitposts the same shitposts
>probably doesnt even feel good about it
>wat.jpg
>>681459479
Nice shirt, could it be polo?
>>681459488
Awww little shield!
>>681459738
>O fuq, im spooked
just kidding. SYKE
>>681459461
https://youtu.be/LnSp9rgfel8
>Sanae
