you here omegle friend?
>>681451789
Snow fell on him, you dumb fucker.
>>681451789
Nerve gas, can't you see?
>>681451789
Impressive.
>>681449574
Wow that was genuinely intense.
>>681452549
story?
>>681452549
Are they removing parasites or is this an autopsy where they empty someones stomach? I really can't tell and I kind of feel like an idiot.
>>681449574
>>681452566
>>681452803
>29
dump
>>681449574
That's some fucked up, disturbing bullshit. I feel for that little baby who has no one to rely on but her parents. Oh, and btw, nice job camera person keeping a steady hand to record this atrocity..
>>681452823
Religion of Peace tho
>>681452819
def some sort of parasite. Wouldn't be food that whole in a stomach. Also no way it's an autopsy, wouldn't bother laying down the border sheets on a dead pt. Mom's is alive and in surgery.
>>681452823
Is he OK?
>>681453593
when dumb motherfuckers don't watch their kids
>>681453827
Pointing out the obvious to someone oblivious. Thanks man, proved me an idiot.
>>681450522
pitbull attack argentina
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/
>>681452980
wat?
>>681453494
>>681450522
holy fuck dat shit brutal
>>681451789
Shit nice one anon
>>681453593
Three adults stand and stare and a fucking 6yo-ish is the first on the cropse (?). How sad.
>>681453998
They're chinks, who cares.
>>681453494
STORY PLEASE
>>681454096
>hairless-bald-animals-29.jpg
>>681453593
Do you think that killed him? Poor lil guy
>>681454408
I was 6yrs old that day. This proves jetfuel couldn't of melt those beams.
>>681454583
Probably, moms fault for not watching him. Stupid chinks
>>681454458
Pretty sure it was something gang related and idk fuckers just threw him lol
>>681449829
>>681449987
>>681450601
You're in the wrong thread. But I'm okay with that.
>>681454028
I would rather say cartel attack
>>681452803
>>681452819
Some kid literally ate noodles without chewing them and swallowed them whole. It caused his intestines to completely block up and had to be surgically removed. Was on the news about a month or so ago.
>>681454088
>>681455179
Best defense system
>>681454158
Anyone got the unrelated story that always gets posted with this? Baby who shot itself while parrents were posting about how gangster their kid was.
Always a good laugh
>>681455150
ty
>>681455168
Wipe that goddamn smile off your face.
>>681453494
>>681454163
>>681454458
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5599465/man-throws-baby-into-air-in-shocking-video.html
o
throwing kid gif in google images
>>681454458
some other anon said it was a family feud
>>681452823
Thanks to /b/, I've gotten over my aversion to gore. This one is kind of weak.
>>681455353
https://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/what-the-heck-juggalo-funeral/
>>681452549
Wash em up good and boil them. Use whatever pasta sauce you want. Very high in good fatty acids and protein. Plus it will send a message to any others that may still be in your body.
>>681455678
Thanks man! Pussy for your help.
>>681454707
Kek. Well-deserved.
>>681449574
Fucking niggers
>>681450825
Wow
>>681453494
didnt realise that this was a ylyl thread
>>681455678
I lied,that is not the one! It's some parent on Facebook showing off their infant with a gun. Goes South fast. Just an image, not an article
>>681456170
This pic proves that cosplayers are just sluts asking for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
Summoning moralfags.
>>681456313
>>681456563
Were I a security guy I'd ban her for being an attention whore.
>>681456563
KEK
>>681449574
Someone put an audio of WAKE ME UP INSIDE
guys show some respect
>>681456563
I find it almost shocking that when they're raped or something happens to them, they claim it wasn't their fault, and it's because men are gross.
I'm flabergasted by that level of shortsightedness.
>>681456451
Oh what have you done? X0D
>>681449574
Don't worry people, the baby is just a nigger also. No actual humans were injured
>>681450522
I'm glad! I was the adverti! in just three years the pitbull killed many children and were always warned you !:
www.taringa.net/posts/info/17483041/Desmintiendo-a-los-Pitbull-imagenes-e-info.html
http://www.taringa.net/posts/reviews/18901450/El-sangriento-negocio-de-los-Pitbull-s.html
>>681449574
>rekt
>niggas
>>681450522
that ugly should be unable to make gestures to the face ..
>>681457284
>>681451789
move your body and reactions after losing his head ... by telepathy?
>>681457505
>>681449574
The file name kek
>>681457284
Didn't know chimps travelled in packs
>>681457629
>>681457629
Who is this qt3.14?
>>681456563
anyone have her nudes? Saw them a long time ago
>>681457753
they have too
They can't fight by themselves
>>681457757
>>681457775
imgur /a/lTcbZ
pls share
>>681457629
This one should do porn.
>>681457863
You just post fight vids of whites dominating niggers.
I like u.
>>681458106
>>681457918
god damn. way more than i new existed. saved. ty based anon
>>681457629
So cheeky =0)
>>681458185
Fucking chinese
>>681450522
that filename.
kekd.
>>681457574
There is a legit explanation to that, though i dont remember exactly what it is, so Ill just say: look it up.
Feeling kinda dumb, mfw.
>>681457757
Don't typically fight, but isn't that a sucker punch? Seemed kinda faggy how it went down
>>681458185
Squish!
>>681454583
he survived
>>681457574
how young are you new friend? It's like you don't biology. You don't biology at all.
>>681458658
Om nom nom hahahaha
>>681457574
are you fucking 13 or what???
>>681454583
>>681458669
he did not
>>681454408
KEK
>>681457863
Karate, fucking kek, shit technique
>>681452823
>islam, religion of peace
>>681458157
> they have to stop for me
>>681459004
thats an elephant embrio
>>681458316
>That rocket isn't going to hit us...oh shit
So satisfying
>>681457690
this post shows the fate of 100% of muslims.
>>681457863
holy kek that walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUT-mlD7SyY
what's with all these fcking connection errors
>>681454408
first time i saw the jew frame in this, is that new?
post
>>681459298
i love when this insurance shit backfires.
>>681459505
Arf!
>>681457863
Why does he do the crab walk, my sides
>>681459416
oh, I'm not the only one then.
>>681452549
>>681453827
>>681454020
>>681452819
>>681455150
Alli had to do was google intestinal parasites
>>681449574
yes
>>681459667
forgot pic
>>681457863
one of the few times i'd like to see the black one win
>>681449574
she barely even wrestled with it you fucking faggots. not like she hit it or anything just flipped it around a little what the fuck are you fags crying about
>>681459836
to elephants they know you have to kill the niggers
>>681459679
they predict where it will hit the water. even though they were swimming calmly in random directions, they were ALL watching the fish
>>681459495
That's pretty fucking cool. Source?
>>681449574
Whacked out bitch looks like she got struck by post partum psychosis.
>>681458106
>>681459839
That's a spic you stupid fucks
>>681459857
...did that guy just receive a quickening?
>>681459726
>Filename
>Not something to do with falling for bait
Ya blew it.
>>681457863
The other guy didn't know how to fight to begin with.
>>681460088
all for one fucking fish
>>681457247
I don't support animal cruelty either.
>>681459980
I can handle rekt threads, but fuck man.
>>681460071
and 1rd and 2rd?
>>681453593
dumb fuck
>>681453053
He gets possessed by a pigeon at the end
>>681449574
>>681457574
If not trolling..... the body has a reflex arc that only needs neural communication between the spinal cord and the nerves of the limb. These don't stop right away just because the head is severed.
>>681449703
Nope burn it with fire
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>681458658
Why did nobody shoot that fucking bear?
>>681451789
No that's a proper temple nigger sacrifice
>>681460182
>spic
so what?
>>681453986
Yeah in behind the scenes of that movie he was applauded with his acting skills.
>>681460337
riber plate?
>>681451789
Dude Me and my boys did this one time to a cow lol, it was bloody we had to do it to grill him up all good man, the cow made some pretty good BBQ and we ate that shit lol!
>>681455353
the related story was always far more stupid.
>>681460444
i watch them to get more cautios in random situations. Its not like "haha this guy is ded topkek".
Its more a "oh look how fast it can end, shouldnt have done this or that"
I feel saver watching rekt threads.
>>681460165
it's real but he had a chute
>>681460285
I think you mean 1st and 2nd, anon.
>>681460547
thats what happens if girls watch mma
>>681452549
aww FUUUUUUCK! This happened to me one time, i ate a taco without warming it up and i got parasites man! Shit was the worst, its one of the reason im half a vegetarian
>>681460449
it was some little 3rd world village. in the end they stoned the bear (to death I think?) with rocks.
>>681458658
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THESE FUCKING ANIMALS EATING THE FACE FIRST??
>>681460696
yes i no speack god idiom of invasor fagdot dominado for niggers and jew
>>681453494
Dude someone did this to me when i was a kid. I was just standing there eating a lollypop and some faggot grabbed me and threw me because the cops were chasing him, i got lucky tho i landed in a pair of fat tits lol
>>681453709
awww man i know someone this happedned to, i couldn't even look at the guy it was so disguesting !
>>681454088
lol this happened to me one time during my shift at 7-11, so embarassing even tho nobody was there to see it
>>681457042
yeah, rapists just can't help themselves and women should be responsible for men's sexual urges.
>>681454088
Story? LOL
>>681459679
now imagine that with a baby
>>681460270
theres a person with their face ripped of, a bunch of people getting splatted by trains, and one compound fracture gets to you? wtf are you just dumb or what
>>681460165
Don't try to be the hero friends.
>>681457629
>polo shirt and tie
the ugliest thing i think ive ever seen anyone wear
>>681459623
wow that cunt in the 4wd got out relatively unharmed and literally caused the other car to be annihilated by that truck. Hopefully that 4wd caught on fire and they burned to death slowly.
>>681460722
Single leg; hammer fist hammer fist.. Most fights go this way.
>>681454707
aww man this happened to me at a Lakers vs Raiders game, to be honest man i kinda deserved it i felt douchy lol
>>681454088
> the moment where he just gives up on life
>>681453494
>53494â–¶>>681454163 >>681454458 >>681455460 >>681456158 >>681460843
>File: 1446065782085.webm (951 KB, 1280x720)
I just realized how close this is to monkeys. They do that baby toss diversion thing so much
>>681449574
> Rubber Baby Buggie Bumpers
>>681460389
That looks tasty.
>>681461101
>>681459736
great justice for that sucker punch
>>681456563
>>681460666
>Satan
>Responding to pasta
>>681454158
How the fuck did that assheap grow a child?
>>681457690
dude this happened to a friend i knew once, he spilled my beer on me and lit a joint and he caught on fire we couldn't stop laughing long nenough to help him lol!
Its ok tho he died quickly rip baby blue
>>681461101
awesome
>>681460165
And they're just gaming in the back.
>>681460381
fucking dick pulled em all in with him like a crab
>>681461101
diamonds
>>681459726
Seems like the kind of thing a piece of shit tour guide would do in some 3rd world trash country just to get a few tips.
>>681461127
>>681459004
Holy shit that's odd.
>>681460779
This is absolutely fucking CHILLING TO THE BONE!!!!!!!!!
>>681458157
aww man this happened to one of my dogs.... i was walking my doggy on the street but a gravel truck hit it man... he actually saved my life, i'll always remember that little guy. I love him to death, rip Peanut, you are missed and hopefully one day i'll see you in heaven...
>>681459004
>12 weeks
yeah no. little big.
>>681461292
>>681460736
so you are not a vegetarian.
dumb fuck
>>681459004
AWWWW dude this happened to my little sister... fuuuuuuuuck.
>>681457284
as you can see here in this example, the chimpanzee is a very weak being on its own. It makes up for this by being intimidating and travailing in packs. A common tactic is for the pack to hag back while the alpha fights the agressor, when the agressor finds out that the chimp is not actually that stong he quickly gains the upper hand. On doing so the rest of the pack descends on to the aggressor but quickly disband when he gains his awareness.
If you ever plan on taking a vacation to the jungles of africa or the concrete wilds of detroit, always remember to stay in a group and have at least one method of scaring away the chimps. Methods include counter intimidation typically a cop, or bribery with their favorite food, fried chicken. Doing so can even give you a temporary ally but do not let your guard down.
This has been, a National Geographic, nature special.
>>681454088
>>681461354
>>681460286
sniped that guy right off the road... wow..
>>681460644
lol lol lol!!!! are you a girl or something? fucking faggot
>>681461447
>>681459495
OHH SHIT OHH FUCK DUDE THAT'S ME! I UPLOADED THIS TO YOUTUBE THATS MY VIDEO! AWWW man i was at Big Bear in Califonira and my phone was ringing which was the only reason i stopped, dude i was like "oh great how annoying WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU"
Aww man it was so intense! Fuuuuuck i never expected my footage to end up on a rekt thread lol!
>>681456451
Chinks are IRL NPC.
>>681460285
one of them is to follow you around 3rd person shooter style
>>681460808
This guy is a beast. As soon as he saw only one had a gun he went full rambo.
>>681461549
blablablabla kys
>>681461521
>>681461447
>>681461354
>>681461292
>>681461127
>>681461101
>>681460963
Now imagine that with your baby.
>>681460666
>>681459736
aww dude i had to do this one time, someone tried touching my girl and his buddy tried sucker punching me but he tripped on an untied shoe, i used the opportunity to make a right left hook on his ass, dropped him in a HOT second
>>681458117
story?
>>681460591
Fucking lost when the second lady trips over the corpse
>>681460340
holy shit. he starts cooking!
>>681460779
>>681461297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_x9IN6894
>>681459980
man this happened to a friend i know when he was skate boarding! Aww dude i cant look!
>>681458568
Its called a "Don't Pick Fights With People Who Can Knock You The Fuck Out In One Punch" punch.
Its very effective.
The only known method of defeating it is not being a stupid faggot.
>>681460012
>just flipped it around a little
you know, this can cause heavy damage on the babies brain
>>681461302
This will leave me forever wondering,. WHY?!?
>>681460071
DUDE! Me and my sister did this man, shit was TIGHT but my fucking sister flew the remote control plane into the lava like a bitch and started to laugh at me, man i wanted to throw her ass into the lava so badly but i couldn't because she was my sister man
>>681460619
No, it's McRiber plate.
>>681461006
Be the sheep in the background who just waits around until someone else tells them what to do.
>>681460012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle
>>681461101
Every time she fires, a $5 bill is being flushed down the drain.
>>681459857
That was surprisingly pretty
>>681461549
>OHH SHIT OHH FUCK DUDE THAT'S ME! I UPLOADED THIS TO YOUTUBE THATS MY VIDEO! AWWW man i was at Big Bear in Califonira and my phone was ringing which was the only reason i stopped, dude i was like "oh great how annoying WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU"
>Aww man it was so intense! Fuuuuuck i never expected my footage to end up on a rekt thread lol!
i found it here:
https://imgur.com/uA2sw7Q
>>681454286
I know, right? That little boy should've dialed 911 while he's at it.
>>681460226
F
MAD respect dog
>>681460337
Awww dude i was fucking there! I was there man! I couldn't breath for like 12 seoconds because the fog machines burned out all the air when they lit up, i had to step on the burning bodies just to survive, man it was HELL dude!
>>681461680
And people say Trump supporters are bad, Jesus Christ.
>>681460807
>yes i no speack god idiom of invasor fagdot dominado for niggers and jew
Methinks you doth protest too much.
>>681460046
least he had a soft landing
>>681459857
Boy... I hope those dogs are ok.
>>681461354
Niggers
>>681458568
Yeah. However, even if they had fought, It probably would have gone down the same way, look at the size of that guy.
Still a dick move though.
>>681460644
>>681461519
top kek
>>681461991
>Still a dick move though.
He saved the other dude a lot of pain.
>>681461888
>>681461795
>>681461689
overinflated tire
>>681461447
Well.... shit
>>681460340
Dude this shit happened to some guy when i was in NYC man, i was waiting for the train at the subway eating a subway (like lol) and some druggy just started licking the tracks, i was like
"Dude, you DONT wanna do that dude!"
and the guy was all like "MAAAAN MUFFIIKIN NUBBA MANE!"
and i was like "OK DUDE I TOLD YOU! I WARNED YOU!"
and the guy roasted man it was SICK! He roasted like a bucket of KFC on a grill, i'll never forget the smell man
>>681461010
kek
>>681460772
aww this happened to me one time man, the car hit me so hard i flew and landed into a swimming pool, i got so lucky that i didn't die, only got a broken toe out of it. The driver felt so bad she actually sucked my dick tho so it was pretty fly all around
>>681462036
i had this once with a bicycletube. The tube was twisted inside the tire and when i pumped it *bang* Shit was intense, it was so loud and really hurts. And now imagine how thin a bicycletube is, and how strong and thick a large tire like this is. It can rip a limp of easy.
>>681461196
he didn't, don't you see the size of the coffin
>>681461680
aww man i know that girl irl lol! I actually fucked her once man, she's a good catch
>>681461299
what a fucking idiot
>>681455857
wow I would bang that like a tin drum!
>>681456563
over 9000 penises standing by
>>681461944
Are you kidding?
That's any average white American girl that age.
That's just how they behave.
>>681449574
>some people treat their babies like puppies
>>681461861
Well I didn't say that you fucking faggot. I'm just saying don't guy trying to be the on the spot hero...that shit takes preparation. Otherwise you end up running at guys with machetes with a fucking pole and when you end up running at guys with machetes with a fucking pole you end up dead.
>>681461944
the girl was wearing a trump shirt, tearing a trump sign. what.
>>681457505
nigger had it coming
>>681459980
his face though
>yeah I knew this would happen one day.
>>681457863
Cracks me up that he acts like he's all technique but when it kicks off he's just swinging haymakers like so many other chumps
>>681460830
niggers gonna nig
>>681461483
That dude is invincible
>>681461018
thats not a polo shirt you autistic fuck
>>681462324
we all did m8, we all did.
>>681462509
>All those snakes on the floor
Isn't that dangerous?
>>681457690
serves the retard right..no feminists....play with fire you get???????? ooh thats right BURNED you dumb fucks
>>681462648
then wtf is it?
>>681462663
If you look close enough, you can see that the hair spells out 911.
>>681462094
Why did I read this in Grim's voice?
I have no sympathy at all for all the dumbasses who keep running out into traffic like brain dead children
>>681460482
story?
>>681462826
You live under a fucking rock m80?
>>681461091
>>681461091
kek the file name
>>681462663
i got a snake that is more dangerous right here... ;)
>>681459004
Pro life fuckers went around my school selling raw pancake batter and calling it pancakes because of abortions -_-
>>681459004
Stupid people are going to look at this and think the thing inside is moving on its own...
>>681462889
>>681461204
His face reminds me of charging Malaysia
>>681458949
how can someone be that old yet be so dumb
how could she have lived so long with such survival skills
>>681463047
this gets me every time...
>>681462826
barge full of chinkinite lost its honor
>>681457918
Scholar and gentlemen
>>681451789
Why he kill dog this is very sad I'm going to report your account you shouldn't be allowed to post that :'(
>>681463047
fake as fuck
>>681458316
>>681459214
Then the fall kills him.
>topkek
>>681462509
>saved as chimps_battle.webm
>>681461483
Fucking powered people... We need to stick all these troublemakers in the Raft.
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