No cringe thread? Come on, make my skin crawl you fuckin losers
>>681448714
What's your fucking problem, /b/?
Breaking out the big guns right away
>>681449945
alpha
Tumblr is a never ending source of cringe
>>681448535
Fine, here's your fuckin cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzc2GtFW4Hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58On8LhdS4s&index=426&list=PLJjthdRxyyvW6gkjFDpbekolTrBWMH3k1
Fresh OC
>>681450118
That's not cringe, that's just hilarious.
anyone have that one picture of the brony taking a bath with a cartoon horse with his dick hanging out?
>>681451108
>>681451147
not about to save the uncensored version
>>681451210
Thanks anon
>>681451483
just take a selfie in the mirror, faggot, I bet it is very similar
>>681451430
ITT:
Everyone is reading that long greentext
>>681452541
Nice cringe.
>>681451108
HAHA! Fucking Mexicans!
>>681450943
>working harms me mentally
WAKE ME UP
>>681451430
I'm done. I'm just so done. Fuck this planet. Fuck these people. I'm just going to Mars or something. And people wonder why the aliens don't talk to us
>>681451103
Op here, that's pretty bad. skin is beginning to crawl ever so slightly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-O-YgkqjiY
No words.
>>681451672
This isn't a YLYL thread, but if it was, I lost right here
>>681450118
...this isn't even my final form?
>>681455192
what the fuck is he eating?
This bitch.
>>681450861
Please tell me they call themselves superheroes.
>>681455265
Chinese food I guess
>>681451108
...OP?
>>681455567
might be
This kid !
>>681454702
aaand just realized this isn't YLYL. @_@
>>681455793
Alpha as fuck
>>681450478
wow some people are unbelievable.
>>681456020
Lol. It's fine. I got a good kek anyways
>>681455192
At least he picked best pony to cringe over :/
>>681455275
That tongue omfggg
>>681456020
my thoughts exactly - nothing even remotely cringe worthy. oh well, i did come here for the laffs
Brace yourself for some triggering, faggots.
This is a nice thread... Would be a shame is someone shit posted in it.
Oi you cheeky wanks, guess what time it is?
>>681456346
those are some horrible suits. I can smell them from here
>>681456179
braveheartattack
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>681456486
>>681455192
Feels man, not cool.
>>681448535
>>681456407
wimin are fucking crazy.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>681456346
Gotta catch 'em all!
>>681456566
>>681455793
Glad to see he lived.
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>681456635
>>681455793
>>681456044
haha "shut up nerd" Fucking alpha, no cringe at all here.
>>681451108
>teen swag
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
ITT: white people being white
>>681456635
2 funy meem bR0
Cringe isn't even cringe anymore. I have spent too long on the internet. (*≧▽≦)
>>681451210
>>681451875
>>681452147
>>681455192
>>681456371
>>681456635
>>681456713
Meh, there's nothing wrong with being a brony. The show is really well written and has humour for all ages.
It's stupid to post stuff like this so publicly though. Lots of people don't get how great the show is and how awesome the community is. It's unfortunate, but there's too many ignorant dumbasses in the world that judge without even having looked at the show (which everyone should do)
>>681455192
>>681455265
>>681455567
Its some fucking baked sushi bullshit. it even more cringy that he just didn't eat the sushi immediately IN THE RESTAURANT. Instead he took raw fish and shit to go.
>>681456713
You should post flutter rape oneshots.
Convert some faggots
>>681456779
n0o0o you br0
>>681456837
I don't have actual mlp porn...
>>681452147
wat
>>681456845
>>681456779
What?
two of you!
P.S.
>>681456837
>>681456922
>>681456784
Nice OC cringe
>>681456922
well, are you in luck
>>681450478
>tag your gore/pomegranates
kek
>>681455275
She might be psychotic, but you know she's gotta be amazing at sucking dick.
>>681457023
>>681456922
Flutter rape the green...
Where flutters trys to get in Anon's pants only to be comically rejected?
Hugely popular on >>>/mlp/
>>681457043
y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
>>681455254
fuckin japs - inventors of modern cringe
>>681456535
>>681456612
>>681456675
>>681456766
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "cringe" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>681457119
sikk pr0n m80
>>681450778
She probably didn't make it... Darwin, say it is so.
>>681457208
he mad tho
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>681457311
>>681456784
This is the real cringe.
>>681457208
I think he's madsu.
>>681451210
did you get that from ylyl ??? anon
>>681457208
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>>681450943
>>681453964
Seriously, who admits this kind of shit of their own free will?
What a piece of utter shit.
what the fuck
>>681457362
Master Hand and Crazy Hand got some
>>681451108
Ive been holding back my loss and this fucking lossed me
>>681457458
run while you still can
>>681457311
I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam
Pony porn. Well, this is a cringe thread. You win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
>>681457208
>>681456675
>>681456766
>>681456779
>>681456837
>>681457010
>>681456975
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>681456346
Jesus Christ, was there really no one with a flamethrower? Just one good burst would have finished off that entire room...
>>681451430
>spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg
lost
>>681456346
this some sort of fury meeting or someshit? why do i see a couple of birds and the fucking lizard on the right side? is that acceptible to them?
>all this pony porn
>no REEEEing from the local anon's
>not even a suggestion of suicide
Did I miss something big in my months-long absence from this place?
>>681455275
I find her intriguing.
>>681457208
Dude, fuck yes, if you an hero, maybe you can be a legend and kill off this fucking gay desu Faggo trend, I swear to god, I go into YLYL threads and it's damn near desu this, desu that, I know this place is breeding grounds for trolls, but holy fuck, can we get off the gay ass desu shit
>>681456784
I'm not gonna take that bait. Not gonna take it. Nope.
>>681457588
Copypasta really shows your dedication
>>681456549
I legit felt a wave of disgust in my body. Almost fell on the floor.
>>681457478
>>681457595
these were both my dumb ass, sorry guys, thought i was still on ylyl
>>681457588
newfag desu was earlier form of the banana and spiderman
>>681456407
...I hate Poe's law. I would have called this a troll account without hesitation, but you know people like this exist. Whether they'd post like this is another matter.
>>681456784
Lost
>>681454525
right? there's actually people retarded enough to believe this shit, like yourself.
>>681457652
...Well done. You did it again, anon. You posted the fucking Desu picture. "HAHAHA LOL DESU" you whisper to yourself as you type it into the comment field. Do you feel like you've acomplished something today? Do you feel like you've done something progressive with your sad, lonely, condemned life? I can practically smell your disgusting, damp, sweaty, shit-hole of a basement. Look at you fucking giggling like a little fat bitch as you rotate your obese rolled neck to the side and catch a glimpse of your oily, greasy hairy, bloated face in your other monitor. You wipe the sweat off of your forehead and you stare intensely into your beady little bloodshot crusty eyes as you snap back into reality and reminisce of the days when you used to get bullied at school for being a fat, weird, disgusting virgin. Your neck beard tickling your shirtless bulging body as it whisps accross your titties when you look back at your other monitor. You hear your mother shout down the basement stairs "Anon! Your dinner is ready!" You quickly close the mlp board as you wipe the dried, cheesy semen off of your fat stubby fingers and your keyboard. You brush the cookie crumbs of off your stretchmarked pale stomach and you turn to get your fluttershy t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you and your fedora with mlp badges on it. And then, just before you go upstairs and disgrace your parents by forcing them to look at what their "Son" has become, you look back at your hillarious DESU post and you let out a smirk as your lips break the gravy and cheese coated seal and you tell yourself "I'll get them again tomorrow, kek." Yeah, that's right, you actually say "kek" because you're such a retarded fucking autistic waste of space and you should feel sorry for your parents for having to put up with their overweight, mlp watching, embarrassing, unhygienic, repulsive, failure of a son.
>>681457213
Kek, does that one guy run over to sit down and play on his DS?
>>681457634
seconded
>>681457781
kek saved
>>681457686
Help us, ylyl anon, you're our only hope.
>>681455500
>Hates spinach
Rustled
>>681457862
>>681457822
here we go again anon
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>>681457213
Talkin shit but them niggas gettin it.
>That one nigga bouta throw bills son
>>681458019
it's time to end the suffering
>>681458019
And here I thought you didn't notice...
>>681457822
Goddamnit, I lost it so hard, especially the part of me saying kek, I just used that, but you were pretty far off on the rest though, thanks for the laugh though
They've all balled by now.
Image rushing only pushes'em out for a while.
I prefer to make them squirm
>>681458090
>>681458115
>>681455500
/b/ in a nutshell
>>681456515
This shit will never get old.
>>681456784
kys faggot
your a grown fucking man
act like one
>>681456346
you gotta respect the variety tho
>>681458148
lol desu
let's end this thread guys
>>681456784
>>681457588
Hail Caesar
>>681455631
lil jontron
I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam
aren't you guys from the ylyl thread
>>681458197
I can't help it
Perfect, almost running out of AJ
>>681458396
WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS DO IN MY AJ FOLDER
>>681458351
Nah, nigga we from THREE
>>681456784
I dated a girl who loved MLP and for the sake of pussy I watched some episodes
But it was the most boring shit. Tellietubbies would be more interesting. Jacking off to Dipsy and Po fucking would be better than pretending to get fucked in the ass by a unicorn
it's over
>>681458494
>>681458493
Image limit reached, gg. Time to look for another thread
>>681453051
>Zeenat Shah
>Mexican
???
>>681448714
She's still getting laid, tho
The heresy, it's finally over...
>>681457839
He pulled out his wallet to throw cash at them
>>681458518
Dipsy's got a fat ass and you damn well know Po swallows
>>681448535
fat people piss me off... i have that problem where my body makes too much cholesterol, so my heart arteries clogged early. had a heart attack and bypass surgery 2 weeks ago.
i'm doing everything the docs ask, exercise, eating according to their plan, etc. i'm up and walking a lot. but had to go to the store yesterday and it was just too much, so i was going to get one of those carts.
there weren't any. waited a while, and none came up. so i pushed a regular cart and found that all the scooters were taken by fat slobs who didn't appear to have anything wrong with them but being fat.
i got home hurting so bad, just hoping those fucks will overturn one day and burst into flames.
>>681450943
Working harms me mentally
>sure jan
