Celebrity waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your real life celeb waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, content
>most important: Have fun!
Saoirse Ronan
Emilia Clarke is all mine!
>>681445215
What is this from?
>>681445497
Decent Buddah-pie Motel.
>>681445722
How do you say her name?
>>681446649
who?
Natalie Portman will rock this thread...
>>681445215
curse you, you stole my waifu! Ever since I watched The Long Way Home.
consoling myself with Jewel Staite even tho i don't actually like Firefly.
>>681448082
how can you go from Saoirse to that?
>>681445127
Charlotte McKinney.
/thread
I win.
Kendall Jenner is here to steal your souls b/...
>>681448082
>i don't actually like Firefly
That's ok, none of us actually like it. We just begrudgingly accept it as a good show because of the quality to budget ratio.
I like tilda swinton, i don't find her that attractive. I just think she's a great actress.
>>681446636
No you faggot. It's pronounced Ser-shu or something like that.
>>681445127
no way are her tits that big
>>681448502
She wants to carve out your heart with a hook... don't look... don't look...
Two for one, if only I was their type.
Jemima Kirke from Girls. Gorgeous and seems like she'd be wild in bed. It was between her and Lana Del Rey.
Daisy "Rey the bae" Ridley
>>681449443
Leave and go find me some pussy that don't spin on nigger dick.
I claim Kaoru Yachigusa
>>681449443
CUTE
>>681449425
I briefly thought about picking her, especially after her scenes this last season. Love the thickness.
Nicole Richie
>>681449824
Ya her body is perfect
>>681449852
12 years ago
Dibs on audrey hepburn.
>>681448936
Something especially turns me on about their new pop phase, maybe I have a selling out fetish.
>>681448660
i wanna fuck her
>>681450215
Kek I still love her
I claim from the Dark Domains this Whore from Hell Vanessa Hudgens...
>>681448936
>>681450283
Once I saw an ad in a local newspaper for a show they were doing in the area. You kids nowadays might not know this, but you can fap to newspapers.
Anna Kendrick all day. I win.
Aimee Mann.
As a young, very lonely teenager who had very bad experiences with women and girls, hers was the only kind female voice in my life that sounded like it knew what I was feeling. Her music wasn't about happiness, romance, sex, or trying to tease. Her music was genuine, empathetic, and she sounded like she certainly had firsthand experience with clinical depression. She didn't sound fake. Or mean. All of the things that had been missing with all of my relationships with all females in my life (family and other) up until then.
She truly kept me from hating women.
So many nights after having my little heart broken, instead of letting it harden, I would put my headphones on and listen to the sympathetic sweetness of her voice.
The summer my father died, she had just released her darkest album: Lost in Space. I am 100% sure I would have killed myself if I didn't have that in my life at that moment.
Thank you so much, Aimee. I hope that when my brain fires its last few sparks it convinces me that I am being cradled in your arms at your breast while you sing me to sleep.
I love you.
>>681450698
cuteass/10
>>681448202
I remember her being on this kids show when i was a WEE LAD and how it tickled my juvenile pickle.
Show was called Space Cases, kinda sad people don't troll her with that when she shows up at NERDCON or whatever
>>681450931
whoa, I don't see many posts like this in these kind of threads. What is happening to 4chan? oh and I claim Teri Gender Bender, prepare to fall in love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVStvv4BOKk
>>681446494
underrated post.
>>681451215
overrated post
My claim goes to Jennifer Lawrence, not for her beauty, fame or riches... rather because she always needs to be the biggest attention whore around...
>>681451036
dat back
>>681451036
Fucking Flash Forward dude.
>>681451272
This post has exactly the right amount of rate.
>>681450931
On Aimee's physical attractiveness: Despite my adoration of her music, I didn't really find her that attractive until my early 20s. She had changed her style somewhat and really just grew into her features. She was in her very late 40s the first time I looked at a picture of her and masturbated. And she looks even more gorgeous now at 55. Pic related: she's 50 in it.
It is a trite sentiment, but she is one of the very few who really does age like a fine wine.
Mine.
Fight me faggots.
emma watson <3
>>681451199
That good or bad? I don't think it's particularly cancer-y. She isn't wearing a fur suit and (I think) doesn't have a penis, feminine or otherwise.
>>681451772
love them legs
>>681445127
>>681445127
Fucking plebs
I-I-I've never done t-this before so here goes... I claim Ariana Grande... s-she's the awesomest!... I love the way she dances.. t-the way she moves her hips...
>>681451978
i just wanna cum all over her hair
>>681451772
>fugly feminazi skank
Nope
>>681451772
That look! Nice pic anon.
>>681451417
tattoo kinda spoils it
>>681451472
Never watched that, was she in an episode or something?
Alexandra daddario has the most beautiful eyes
>>681451772
another
>>681451669
Who is that? 7/10
>>681450273
Audrey. God. That's almost cheating. She's the very model of a 10/10
>>681448660
10/10. Jesus. If you won't let her bend you over the hood of a car and fuck you like a bitch, I'll gladly take your spot.
>>681447858
>>Natalie Portman will rock this thread
yeah, but you certainly chose a boner-shrinking pic of her. That must have taken a lot of effort to find. 4/10 in that pic.
>>681452053
she's not fugly by any stretch. femiNAZI, debateable. airheaded celebrity? absolutely m8
>>681452191
it does spoil it a bit, but its something i can cover up with cum
>>681452214
Keep posting Emma pls <3
Sarah Silverman. I know she has a weird chunky body for such a thin face. But tell me you wouldn't let her shove her hairy pussy into your face.
>>681450931
You're a fucking creep. You just gave me fucking cancer, you lowlife.
Jessica Alba is the finest Slipper here...
>>681452203
truth
>>681452502
she can sit that hairy muff right on my lips
Katy Perry is mine. About her music tho...
>>681452033
P-p-please let us j-join together in honoring this wonderful creature...
>>681452838
Wouldn't say no to fucking her while listening to it.
>>681452907
I listen to it, shamefully and in secret.
>I love it
>>681452838
mmm love those fat tits
CLAIMED.
Also claim Milana Vayntrub and Hayley Atwell, fuck OP I have multiple waifus
>>681452669
>>681452907
it is my secret desire to get fucked by pop starlets while they dance/shake their hips in tune with one of their songs.
>>681453037
Shamefully as in masturbating too?
>>681452891
G-good g-gosh I think I-I'm going to explode...
>>681453157
Holy shit are you me?
>>681453185
I can get hard just listening to Teenage Dream.
>>681451772
>>681452340
>>681452033
>>681452891
>>681453307
WTF is this cringy samefagging?
>>681453481
Impressive. Can you finish before it finishes?
>>681453602
She's so hot <3
>>681453481
i can see that.
>>681453340
no but we can fuse into a single being of impeccable taste if you wish
"CA-LI-FOR-NIA GIRLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE" as she's bouncing on your cock... what man would not like this? a bad man, that's who.
>>681453157
Which ones, specifically? Name a couple.
Yo-Landi mmmm
Actually met her and got a hug!
Cara is mine
>>681453801
thats pretty fucking hot
mine
Emily Browning. Claimed. Win.
>>681452662
>>engages in creep-shaming
>>calls the other guy the cancer
Jesus Christ, /b/ really has taken a turn.
>>681453624
P-p-please forgive me... I-I'm new here... j-j-just expressing my love to Ariana...
>>681453809
Shamefully, Lady Gaga. Would split that fat ass listening to one of her quicker club songs with a fast bassline.
>>681453801
diamonds.jpg
>>681453602
She's pretty and all...so don't take this the wrong way... But I would really really like to break her apart with a hammer while she's tied to a wagon wheel.
>>681454172
hell yes. you arent the only one anon
>>681453825
10/10.
God I want to sniff her unwashed, unclean pussy.
>>681454331
umm that escalated fast, why?
>>681454172
Requesting more Gaga ass.
>I fap to Kesha sometimes
>>681453910
>fag detected
>>681454505
Emma Stone dressed as Spider-Gwen all day. I would make her milk my cock and drink my cum for breakfast!
>>681454658
best emma
>>681454172
Kiesza too, but honestly just to Hideaway. I understand she's a bit odd and an acquired taste.
sorry for the gay annotations just grabbing the best Google has.
>>681454630
Could fap to that while listening to Love Game.
>>681454144
I-I-I thank you b/ for t-t-this o-opportunity to appreciate t-this wonder woman of sorts...
the goddess is here
>>681454505
Her ass is her best feature
>>implying I wouldn't also like to bust all over her lil' tiddies
Kesha's okay too, I'd toss some down her throat. IDK if i could stand her music while doing it tho.
>>681450931
>>681451599
Another one of my queen. This is her at 55 if you can believe it.
>>681454823
>>681446450
Seershuh
>>681454260
>>681454947
Perryanon you must share your waifu, she is crying out for a double-dickin
>>681455056
im sure after your dick slides down her throat a few times you wont care much to what your listening to
>>681454448
fuck yes anon
>>681455266
shes got 3 holes. surely you can add another cock to the mix
>>681455028
I will worship her
>>681455282
ugly dyke twins
>>681455300
Post more Kesha, help me decide.
>>681455282
Would like to see them strip each other to Body Work but I bet they fuck weird (plus they are les-beings)
'Booty' is such a corny cash-in song but damned if I wouldn't plow both of the asses highlighted in it.
>>681455740
its corny but gets the job done
>>681455403
Mmmyes, imagine Katy trying to wiggle to "E.T." while impaled on three cocks... I call mouth!
>>681454855
shouldn't it be th-th-this?
also, can it, dip
Emily Ratajkowski. Mine. BOOM! Come at me bitches.
>>681454855
>>681455582
I-I-I agree w-w-with you completely sir...
Pharmakon
saw her last weekend. insanely in love
Another perry fag chiming in with some gold!
>>681456062
I got that tight little asshole
>>681456091
Dude, I don't know why, but I imagine you sounding like Ariana Grande's shy character on snl where she keeps the streaming service active.
>>681445127
ma waifu.
i'm in love for almost 10 years now. she is perfect.
>>681456417
nice crotch shot
If ever there was a hell, this woman is the first in line to get there...
>>681456417
And more
>>681456467
shes pretty hot
>>681445127
>>681456091
M-m-my apologies s-s-sir I-I-I g-gotta get my spell check out...
>>681456494
Got you perry fam
>>681456494
hhnnggg
So hawt!
>>681456458
>>681456224
>>681454855
>>681454144
>>681453307
>>681452891
>>681452033
>>681456642
lovely, Katy and Dove.
jerking off to her?
>>681456494
>>681456417
soon there will be enough for a legit gangbang
>>681456699
Yes
>>681456769
katy surrounded, getting used and abused by a crowd of fat cocks
>>681456755
Dove is one of my top go to celeb.
>>681456769
Count me in fellow annon.
No emma? So she is mine
PERRY F A M THREAD IMMINENT
who else wants to bone her to her own music? what song? what position?
>>681456912
who else to you fap to?
I need taytay reaction images
>>681456987
california girls. doggy style
>>681456953
Not if you want to share her.
>>681453910
Have fun fucking one of the Hanson brothers for the rest of your life.
>>681456467
>>681456987
>song teenage dream
>position reverse cowgirl
There has to be a mirror in front of her though
>>681456928
imagine your dick sliding easily into that well-lubed pussy as her tits start to take on a gloss from all the loads on them.
>>681457036
I like Liz Gillies, Alexandra Daddario, Lizzy Caplan, Karen Gillan and a few others.
>>681455740
How many niggerdicks has she spun on?
You'd end up raising some nigger's kid anon.
>>681452203
>dubs for the steal
>>681457159
of course, so you can watch dem tiddies and dat ass bounce at the same time
>>teenage dream makes me diamonds, too
>>681456699
that's some Jaden Smith face right there
>>681457286
Liz eh?
>>681457330
>>implying i'd stick around for kids
appreciate the concern but lmao i be outta there on one of them water jetpacks after boning her.
lmao washed ya floors for ya bitch lata.
Ryan Whitney
>>681457142
r u retarded?
A real celeb beauty.
>>681452203
Her shit acting is honestly a turn off. Ruined percy jackson
Mmmm.
>>681457456
Yep.
Of those mentioned I only met Lizzy Caplan. It took all my willpower not to honk her breasts.
>>681457762
lucky. bet you had to fap afterwards
speaking of breasts, what do you think of Liz's
What i wouldn't give to tittyfuck Christina Hendricks
My baby.
Mm pls
I have just rolled Trips to steal Katy away from you and keep her to myself
>>681457964
Breasts aside, her face looks like someone tried to stretch the skin of a lizard over a slightly larger lizard.
>>681458251
wow it's 2016, don't lizardshame bigot.
>>681458387
How does it feel to perpetuate the downfall of society, you millennial fuck
>>681458532
feels like social justice (and also that daddy doesn't drink because of me)
>>681458251
thought you liked her
>>681457964
Great. I want to meet her and squeeze them.
posting more Gaga ass because why not
>>681458836
how about fucking them?
>>681452662
>>681454116
" No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not getting creeped, Skyler. I am the creep. A guy gets diagnosed with cancer and you think that of me? No. I am the cancer!"
>>681458737
My father is dear. An SJW killed him.
>>681459074
are you sure you don't mean a puma? they are both hairy and snarl a lot.
>>681451669
Dubs steal
Trips keep it
Quads all waifus are for you.
>>681450931
this is really beautiful. I've never read anyone who's made me understand just how important a good song can be for someone
Marissa Mayer
>>681450931
this is so cringy, holy shit
