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Sir, there has been an outbreak of illegal dubs going around.

Please show me your numbers
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I have no numbers sir
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Fuck you
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check my singles, po-po
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the key is subtlety
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>>681440344
GET HIM
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Oh you mean these??
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>>681440344
Nigga you got caught
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No dubs here
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>>681440344
STOP!
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>>681440344

ah shit
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Nothing to see here officer...
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no dubs here, sir
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I don't have any man
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ULUMULU
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We didn't do it officer, our hands are clean.
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I told you, Frank. I'm undercover.... you're going to blow this whole operation
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>>681440175
nuthin here offisur
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Eat shit, pig
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No dubs here.
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>>681440344
criminal scum
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no dubs here, officer
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>>681440955
STOP RIGHT THERE
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Over my dead body 12. Fuck the moes
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>>681440955
nice try. book him
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I am just a everyday superior white male making my way to work so i can pay taxes
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I'm just a innocent nigger spreading the word of Jesus
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>>681440175
fuck you i dont do what you tell me
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>>681441005
>>681441016
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU POLICE SCUMS!
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I got nothing to hide officer.
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>>681440175
Officer, I am clearly holding singles, but uh, are Trips illegal?
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>>681440344

Is it dubs if you're dyslexic?
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>>681440175
Nah I'm good, sir.
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what if i was a police officer and i dubbed would i arrest myself?
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>>681441100
GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
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>>681441100

>441100

fuck
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Do dubs here officer, just cocaine.
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i have my singles right here officer
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>>681441100
>Triple Dubs
exit the vehicle sir
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dubs and im a nigger
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lol i dont even got a license fuk dah police
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>>681441333

He's the man you're looking for, sir! He has trips!
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>>681441295
white supremacy you african bongo wongos
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>>681441333
Oshit
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Guilty officer, but just let me go for this time, will ya?
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>>681441333
WOAH
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>>681441333
WERE GONNA NEED BACKUP I SAY AGAIN BACKUP!!
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>>681440175
Fuck off
Copper
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>>681440175
Officer, I'm just on my way to Cuba to see Castro
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>>681441333
Kek
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These are not the dubs you're looking for.
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No dubs for me
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>>681441433
Sir, you under arrest and remove of your job for possession of dubs
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H-here sir, check away
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these dubs are legal in my state
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>>681441597
no im a officer you cant do this to me i aint got nothing come man you know meee
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EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

HAND OVER YOUR DUBS!
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Ez
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No dubs under my skirt
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>>681441333
the fuck m8
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>>681441856
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>>681440175
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>>681441910
or around the back
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no dubs here sir
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>>681440175
I accidentally fucked your dad
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>>681440175
I have nothing officer
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No dubs here
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I'm just an innocent old man, officer
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No dubs
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I'm clean officer
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>>681442096
Not even under my shirt
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What are you talking about officer, i only got my trips
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Fug
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>681442655
GET DOWN!
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You got nothing on me
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>>681442664
Maybe in my Swimsuit?
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>>681441333
no fucking way
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Nothing to see here officer
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here you go officer faggot
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Check my singles
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>>681442844
GET DOWN NOW!
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>>681442976
got him
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Hello officer
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You dare pull ME over!?
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>>681442812
Officer they're not mine I swear!
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>>681440175
>shoves dubs up my ass
im not hiding anything officer i swear
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im not black sir
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>>681441100
We're going to need backup for this one.
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Check'em
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no dubs here maynge
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>>681443288
GET FUCKING DOWN!
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>>681442818
You can even frisk me for them
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>>681443288
You dirty niggur, drop thw dubs, NOW!
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Here.
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>>681443288
On the ground, right now. Don't make this harder for the both of us.
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>>681443159
Mind if I search you?
>shoves hole fist inside your ass
What is this then?
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>681443520
Uhh.
Narcotics?
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black dubs matter
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>>681440175
The thematic premise of your statement is full of metaphorical ironies
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Hey kid, c'mere I got something for ya
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feel free to look around, officer
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I'm clear.
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i just really like this scene
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h..h...he..hello of..officer
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Nothing to see here sir
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no dubs here officer
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>>681444055
Please come with me sir
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>>681443382
SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEE?????
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Im a big black nigger
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>>681444055
GET FUCKING DOWN!
>>681444040
I'm afraid you also work with this guy. your DNA is on the dubs aswell
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>>681444055
Then what do you call those?
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feel free to conduct a cavity search
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>>681444222
OH SHIT CALL THE ARMY WE GOT A DOUBLE TRIPS
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I'm innocent I swear
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No dubs here officer
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Not a damn thing here officer
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Glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back, I know my rights so you gonna need a warrant for that.
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>>681444222
Move along
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What are dubs officer?
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nothing to see here
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What dubs? Never heard of them.
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I swear Officer I have no dubs on me. But I don't consent to any searches
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>>681444397
Sir your under arrest for letting a trips not get arrested
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>>681444222
As you last wish before the Electric Chair
I shall tell you
Ushijima Iiniku
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>>681444233
Truth
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all I have are these singles, officer.
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>>681444233
An honest man
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Nothing to see here.
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>>681440175
No dubs here occifer
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Please leave me alone.
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No doubles here boss
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>>681444233
Alright, your free. atleast you admitted
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>>681440175
I never get dubs.
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>>681440175
Trips not dubs my nigga
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>>681444578
YOU ARE DA MVP
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No dubs here officer!
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I diddn du nuthin nigga
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Ye
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what seems to be the officer problem
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>>681444911
GET DOWN
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>>681441333
What the fuck is this sorcery?
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>>681444911
>911
Not today, Osama
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>>681444988
You fuck get on the ground!
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Sorry officer I only carry trips
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>>681444988
GET DOWN NOW!
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>>681444988
cuff him boys!
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Nothing to check here, officer.
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>>681445062
I cant breath furguson mike brown did nuttin
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>>681445077
You lying shit get down!
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>>681445077
Then what is that your holding
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Don't worry Wilson, we're safe
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>>681445122
BEAT HIM UP WITH A STICK

AND THEN FEED HIM WUSABI
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>>681445122
Too late, I kinda sorta already Check'd em
Now get down
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Nothing wrong here officer, my numbers where checked already this morning
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Nothing but singles here, Officer
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no doubles, i aint got no officers.
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Check'm
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thank you mr. skeletal
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Whats a dub my nigga
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>>681440175
i hope the numbers I'm pointing at aren't dubs.
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>>681441333
Kek
DJKhaledYouPlayedYourself.mp4
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>>681445566
Is that a fucking Straight
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Omg not me not me!
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Boo Boo
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i don't consent to searches
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>>681444911
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>>681444911
Witnessed
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No dubs here. Only a 7 officer.
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fuck, im going back to jail arent i
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no dubs here officer
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Nothing here officer
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>>681441333
Wtf
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Officer, What are these "dubs"?
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>>681440175
I aint got jack coppa! You can't hole me!
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>>681445688
Get over here, we got a live one!
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>>681445566
Triple dubs, just like me in my first days. See you in jail
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>>681446041
Ya see! I dindu Nuffin!!
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>>681440175
Only singles here, officer
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>>681440175
Fuck off
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What's a dub, officer?
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>>681445855
>>681444911
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>>681441333
Are you a wizard? O.O
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>>681446288
Those right there
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>>681446288
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No dubs. Just a dead body
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me no dubby wubby
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>>681440175
Nothing to see here officer
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check em.
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>>681440175
*sits in food court hoping to be singles*
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>>681440175
I stopped doing dubs a long time ago, I've been clean for a year now
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I'm so sorry officer.
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I don't consent to search or seizure of my person or property.
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>>681447788
holy christ that's 30 years minimum
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>>681447788
checked.
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>>681440175
>>>681440175
>I stopped doing dubs a long time ago, I've been clean for a year now
Bull-fucking-shit

ARREST THAT MAN!!!
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pls don't hurt me sir I am innocent
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Fuck Off
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Cmon cmon I don't have time for this
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>>681447772
thank god for that
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No dubs here officer
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Pls sir I am just child
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I swear officer I've been 19 years dub free, I'm clean for good this time
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>>681448466
liar
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>>681440175

don't worry officer no dubs here
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nothing but singles here
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>>681448466
Nigger freeze and I'll shoot!
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>>681448466
Get out right now!
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>>681448466
arrest him for dubbing right into your face
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Nothing illegal here.
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singles here
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Illegal dubs implies there are legal dubs...
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I have a medical license sir
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i think you have the wrong guy!
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I'm just escorting these Dubs back to the station, Officer
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Don't worry officer I'm a clean nigger just trying to sell some drugs
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oh my god.... i am panicking....
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There aren't my numbers officer, I was uhm holding for a friend
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>>681451244
run!
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>>681451244
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
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>>681451394
Yout gotta hide me /b/to
Hurry help
Ill cut you in with some trips if you help
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>>681451456
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE YOU FILTHY PIG
*runs*
*stops to pet cat*
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>>681440175
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Im clear sir
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>>681448955
Aaaaapapapapap
>Just where do you think you're going?
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Suck. My. Nigger. Butler's. Cock.
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>>681440175
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>>681451244
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>>681452241
Kek, wasnt expecting that.
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I'm clean.
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>>681440175
No dubs sir, but the thread above you does.
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Nothing here but a 5
am I being detained?
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But I'm not black sir
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No idea what your talking about sir
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K
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>>681440175
i dindu nuffin
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>>681440175
They went that way >> I swear
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nothing to see here officer
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Nothing but singles officer. Just like me.

*lil Wayne's "ms officer" starts playing in the back ground*
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Dubs are for niggers
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what dubs
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>>681440175
Only trips here officer. I'm above the dub influence.
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>>681441100
Nigger you got triple dubs
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>>681440175
what seems to be the officer problem?
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>>681440175
Officer, now is not the time for dubs. That comes later.
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I don`t have anything to do with this
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>>681441333
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
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chill officer chill

so how was your day?
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>>681460466
ON THE GROUND NOW
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Just gonna sneak past the police while it's quiet.
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AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>681460777
YES YOU ARE, STOP RIGHT THERE SCUM
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I'm handing my dubs in
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>>681460777
YES YOU ARE, STOP RIGHT THERE SCUM, YOU DISGUST ME
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>>681460839
I DO NOT CONSENT
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>>681440175
Nothing illegal here, Sir.
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>>681440175
No problem officer! You're just doing your job. Thanks for making the community safe! I have no dubs :)
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No dubs here
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get the fuck out of here
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>>681440175
fuck da police nignog
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Here's a 1 dollar bill. Look the other way officers
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I used to smuggle dubs back in the day but I swear I'm clean now
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>>681441333
just ....how? ....
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>>681440175
I'll be on my way now, thank you.
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Those aint mah dubs officer
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nothing to see here
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>>681440175
I know my rights officer, but I can tell you that I sure as hell has no illegal dubs in my trunk
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No dabzz in here dog
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>>681440175
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
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>>681440175
look officer all good
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>>681461100
Step out of the vehicle sir
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Ain't no dubs around here, sir.
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>>681441333
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>>681440175
Play it cool
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Nothing to see here officer... Just don't look in the trunk or the glove compartment , and we'll be good to go!
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no dubs
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>>681462117
Well ain't you a little close to those super illegal trips?
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I'm a freeman of the land and my dubs are under admiralty law

*sails away in boat*
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move on people, nothing to see here.
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ROLL ROLL ROLL
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ALLAHU AKBAR KILL ALL THE INFIDELS

but no dubs here, officer.
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go ahead look in my bag, there's nothign there (but if there is, I'm just holding it for a friend)
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IM INNOCENT!
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I ought these dubs legally. I even have the recipe, THESE AREN'T ILLEGAL OFFICER.
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Pleas god the one time i dont need dubs
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Only singles here officer
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where are my numbers?
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These aren't mine sir, I'm just holding them for a friend
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roll up roll up
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What numbers officer, I have none.
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Checkem botched
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>>681440175
oops
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>>681441333
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I'm clean, officer
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>>681459677
YOU MONSTER FRISBEE
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>>681440175
If I got dubs then may the lord baby Jesus Christ strike me down
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dindu nuffins
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>>681463255
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? NOW WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE DUBS?
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Dubs no?
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I did not do nuffin
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But my wifes going into labor officer
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no dubs here bruh
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Allahu akbar
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