Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>681436685
good one hand-kun
Claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed for the last time today. Good night everyone! Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
Miho claimed
Im going to die just drunk a 2L mtn dew.
>>681436446
The soft bed sheets?
still here
and
>>681436203
I guess so
>>681436394
not literally
>>681436902
Thank you kindly.
>wet glasses
>anxiety
>>681436939
Goodnight, legs. Sleep warm and well.
You know the drill...
>>681436160
Sounds nice.
>>681436196
Sorry.
>>681436394
Oh yes.
Only problem is that I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep any minute now...
>>681437151
>always watching
>>681436139
Sorry to hear that man, thats kinda how it goes though heh, hope you have the good kinda dreams!
>>681436160
I live in cali, so itd be kind of a trek for me haha
>even more kinky
Tru, also how is fencing? I've always kinda wanted to try it
>>681436196
>lewd pic
>>681437003
I love me some fine sheets.
As you can see here I don't really have any.
Okay, I thought that didn't post seeing as it froze on 100% but I guess it did...
Okay Appchan... I see how it is.
Oh hey QOTT, since the others aren't here.
What do you want written on your gravestone?
>he died like he lived - like a fucking maniac
claim
>>681437003
Thats energy, for the fap
>>681437010
haha, just avin a giggle m8, how was your day?
>>681437153
Haha, well that just means the day was a success! Winning is always tiring, thats why im not very tired :(
>>681437481
Holy shit bro, saved
>>681437407
>There's actually treasure hidden in here but they'll never believe me.
>>681437407
Here he rests, like he lived - stiff
>>681437481
Holy mother of Jesus Christ that died on the cross for our sins!
I'm a bird fucker
>>681437505
>>681437310
But you have some soft pillows.
>>681437455
To lazy now.
>>681437505
Mother of god
>>681437407
>omg this guy was a fucking jerk
>>681437407
>Don't go
>>681437437
Howdy peaches!
>>681437505
Ayyyy
>>681437628
Papi 2nd best girl
9/10 waifu
>>681437605
Christ didnt die for our sins, he died because people hated him.
>>681437657
>>681437668
>>681437683
>>681437010
>intense stares
>>681437771
you're right
Miia is the best girl
>>681437787
Well he died because at the time he was comitting heresy, which by law was punishable by death. Jesus' death was a perfectly legal state sanctioned execution
>>681437628
Do you break the eggs when you fuk?
>>681437668
Too lazy to fap? cmaaaann
>>681437790
oh bb
>>681437683
Hey Koko
>>681437858
Top snek
>>681437003
I just finished off my fifth of Captain Morgan Tattoo. I'll beat you there.
>>681437153
Did you get anything done today?
>>681437249
I have to cross the country of Texas. Don't even.
It's pretty fun, actually. My friend begged me to join and I didn't think I'd like it but, I actually enjoyed myself. I even got a couple hits in (there were disqualified though because I went full Dark Souls and combat rolled against my partner)
>>681437455
there was a strange lady in my house who tried to talk to me
>>681437407
just leave it blank
>>681437814
no
>>681437989
eeyup
>>681437310
Why is that every time i see any of the Akizuki-class girls, I feel the urge to feed them until their fuel tanks explode?
>>681437249
That's not a lewd face! That's her expression when she hears about a Tiger penetrating a platoon of M4s, trying to get away but failed because the tank ran out of fuel AND broke its suspensions!
>>681437997
I much rather lay down and sleep then do that.
>>681438113
I don't drink much. I haven't had a beer in 3 months.
>>681437997
>>681437407
"Fuck you Stephen, you still owe me $400"
A tad out of context, I know, but it'll get the point across seeing as by the time I die that asshole won't pay me back.
>>681437455
Oh come now, don't be so hard on yourself. c:
>>681438113
Quite a bit, actually. Finished 2 of my term papers for this semester, and got the whole "My dad is getting out on parole and" situation sorted out.
>>681438366
https://youtu.be/U_Fv60Bqbno
>>681438396
*"And was gonna be stuck living with me and my girlfriend"
Thought I added that in.
I need sleep.
>>681437858
Top snek
>>681438104
Hows it goin? I can never tell if its daytime or nighttime where you are haha
>>681438113
Dont you "don't even" me, I do what i wawnt. And shit did you really? I did that once when a friend and I were lightsabering but It was a shitty roll haha
>>681438125
So many questions
>>681438203
Its implicit lewdness...the most vile kind of lewd
>>681438309
Do both?
>>681438366
I dunno why but the shoulder makes it even better
>>681437559
Kek
>>681437628
2nd best girl
>>681437678
Hard kek - probably fit me too
>>681437589
I'd drink next to a gravestone like that.
>>681437683
Everyone would be obligated to stay.
>>681438125
Modern art. Speak to me, ya know?
>>681438396
Personal qualms are the best
Can I switch to
>Can ya dig it?
>>681438125
>continuous stares
>>681438582
>>681437407
Im always watching
>>681438396
I know haha, just a bit of self deprecation :P, I know I probably asked this before but whats your waifu from?
>>681437668
Last I checked yours weren't so bad either.
>but you were asleep then
>>681438203
That's.. a common reaction, I guess.
>>681438959
>>681438887
No that would imply i made an effort.
>>681438887
>off by one
Well, neither can I because I have no day/night cycle whatsoever. It just got brighter outside so my guess is it's morning now
>>681438959
Have a glass of elderberry mead on my grave, and pour the leftovers in the soil
>>681439035
>
>>681437407
>I´m carried away by the winter´s arms
>>681438959
True, then the first person to leave would be "that guy" so nobody would leave just out of social convention
>>681439269
Not if you had a wet dream, thats the least amount of effort you can put in it!
>>681439353
Oh shit haha, that would be a good guess, are you working on anything?
>>681438887
what questions
>>681438959
ok hi
>>681438988
you know my answer
clmd
>>681438309
Naze? Naze anata wa shinaide?!
>>681438396
It's always great to hear about waifus being productive. Good on ya. Dad out on parole? You mind if I ask?
>>681438887
In high school, we were all taught how to do a combat roll.
>>681439248
Yours is way more epic. Don't lump Cowboy Bebop, the greatest standing anime of all time, with my closet tier anime haha.
>>681439353
>leftovers.
I'd have to have two then haha.
>>681439864
How are you not tired.
>>681439893
English?
>>681439836
So lewd
Lurking at work
>Red
>>681439836
Still coding and debugging that game I'm working on. It's taking me forever
>>681439893
I'd say kill me but that wouldn't be a problem now would it?
>>681439864
>Who is this lady?
>Why was she in your house?
>What was she asking you?
>>681439890
Way to block the face, the most important part of the waifu
>>681439893
Lucky, in my highschool we were taught how to be pure and bland haha
>>681439836
Shit. You'll be a landmark, Koko. Not only that, you may cause the deaths of many innocent lives. I can see empires rising and falling around your grave all because you thought you were being witty.
>>681439864
I meant the grave, but hello to you Tomoko.
>>681440199
Why don't you drink?!
>>681440231
I don't kill for free, Akiko. And I dont take peaches as payment.
I'm sorry I don't comprehend your statement, heh.
>>681440300
Half of my graduating class had children, Koko. Half. But yeah, I was in band. They taught us combat rolling for drill.
>>681440605
Forgot pic.
>>681440605
nah it was a lame joke anyway, I'm tired as fuck
>>681440605
I just don't like to drink.
>>681440199
Well I mean you could have a non lewd one, a foot fetish for example!
>>681440231
Well im sure all the hard work will pay off! What percentage would you give it of being done?
>>681438959
No kidding.
Reason why I stopped covering for people when we all go some place.
>>681439150
An obscure TYPE-MOON adaptation of a side story of some VN that was never released out of Japan. c:
>>681439893
It's kind of a long story...
I'm struggling to stay awake, goodnight everyone.
off to work in 20 mins end me
>>681440881
I already do.
>>681440605
Thats how shit goes man, gotta leave my mark somehow, and jesus half? My school would have considered you guys literal devils, hell my friends and I were called a "venom" to the school by the Dean
>>681440053
why would i be its 11 pm
>>681440300
im not sure. still not sure. Wasnt really asking more like she tried to start a conversation about college by askin if i could tune things out
>>681440605
oh im not sure why just I feel like it should be blank
>>681440850
I'm a little tipsy, so I'm 'avin a giggle regardless, don't worry. Also, schleep!
>>681440880
Hmm...good enough for me. I can respect that standpoint.
>I'd probably accept any kind of person with a waifu that cute
>>681440995
Then something like "See you in hell. I'm collecting what you all owe." Have a good night.
>>681441033
Call in. Say your waifu is sick.
>>681441449
Ooh. I want to hear that story. Why such a bad rep?
>Hamakaze claimed
How's everyone tonight?
>>681441566
That's still late, man. Wish I could help.
>>681440995
I see, Ill check it out! It seems pretty interesting :D and goodnight, sleep well :)
>>681441033
End yourself kiddo, better yet do it at work, give your coworkers a day off
>>681441095
Then your all set! Have a nice dream of her cute feet and youll be good to go
>>681437628
How convenient, I'm a snek fucker.
>>681441566
It'll definitely raise a few eyebrows. Maybe a kid would color on it. At least your loved ones wouldn't have to deal with the fading words.
>>681441700
Drunk & Hungry
>>681441566
Well that raises another question! How do college and being able to tune things out relate? and how did she get in your house?
>>681441700
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>681441700
Hello Hamakaze-chan.
Doing pretty well, I think.
How about you?
>>681442083
I wish I was drunk...
>>681442270
Hey koko!
>>681442394
I'm alright. I've missed you by the way, we haven't talked in a while.
>>681441690
thanks
>>681441907
ok...
Im going to bed now. Enjoys my waifus and her friends tits.
>>681442642
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. If we don't meet in the thread I'll pay you a visit in Telegram.
No need to worry about me.
>huggles
>>681441690
Alot of stuff, the thing the broke the camels back was that during this mandatory 20min "class" called laudes, where the whole school pretty much just sings latin songs and we watch the dean make himself cry (literally to tears) in front of everyone. We made the mistake of SITTING DOWN while everyone else stood up to sing. First and only time we did that in 3 years of going to the school and that was our major act of defience. There was a few other things too but that was why he started talking to us and went into a whole thing about how our highschool circle of friends (6 people in my class of 10) were teaching the younger grades to segregate each other and not just be one big group of friends. Im a badass I know
>>681441772
help?
>>681442083
would it? I think it would be fine because well you know im dead
>>681442270
Im not sure I tried to ignore her and my mother was home so I assume she was let in
>>681442642
I'd share if I could. Tell me yours troubles, comrade.
>>681442665
So lewd Miho! Sleep well.
>>681442642
Well why can't you get drunk? Hope your doing good :P
>>681442665
Lewd! and goodnight man, sleep well :)
>>681441033
Hope work goes well.
Take care.
>>681442908
O-oh okay, just make sure to check in. I worry sometimes...
>hugs
>>681443117
I don't really have much going on, I just feel like drinking with friends is a great way to pass the time
>>681443222
No beer or liquor at my disposal at the moment, and I'm doing all right
>aside from almost getting a stress induced heart attack because of dark souls
>>681443107
Ok now were putting the pieces together haha, she seems pretty weird to just up and start asking you random shit without even knowing you
>>681443033
Catholic school or something? You were a damned rebel, I knew it. Look at chu.
>>681443107
You say that like the skeleton war isn't right around the corner.
>>681443334
It is! If only I had you and Koko around the table, we'd have some fun. Drinking together makes everything better.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQN5u_xrnL8
Milinda claim.
>I need a drink edition
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen the thread this slow. Two hours ago, there were multiple threads up just to give every waifu three posts.
>>681443639
yeah thats what I thought she gave up pretty quick though
>>681443662
oh well skeleton war is fine
>>681443475
>No beer or liquor
I would have an heroed by now haha, also I swear dark souls should come with like an adrenaline shot or something. If you could choose any kinda alcohol, what would you pick?
>>681443662
Worse, a catholic home-school. 3 days a week was nice though. My dad actually said he new the rules were so fuckin weird that I'd get in trouble just by me being myself even though im not the rebellious type. He didn't tell us at the time but he actually wanted us to get in trouble as kids. Get it all out now heh
>>681444203
Welcome back!
>I need a drink
Wish I could help you there friend
>>681444302
Jesus really? I pretty much only stayed in this slow one, didn't know it got that bad
>>681444398
Good, you should've just screamed
>>681444203
Mili, you're back! You just missed Miho being lewd and then leaving. Wanna join me? I just opened up a bottle of scotch.
>>681444398
Drink your milk.
>>681444598
Mustve been rough. I was raised catholic, but I'm a druid now. I went to public school. It was a blast.
>mfw I just spent an hour fighting 8 bastards that are shit enough on their own
>mfw I loot everything, put it on my AI partner
>mfw AI jumps off cliff
>>681445001
It wasn't too bad, the people were nice at least. The rules were just weird as fuck, hows being a druid treating ya? And I was gonna go to public school but my parents didn't like the influence. Honestly think my life might have a been a little better maybe if I had haha
>>681445128
>Not carrying your own stuff
What you get pleb
>>681444924
I didnt say anything to her just sort of looked at her weird
>>681445001
does it count if i put it in coffee
>>681445128
rip
>>681443662
That sounds like it'd be fun
>>681444598
Hennessy
>just kidding im not black
For me, I'd have to go with tequila. It's cheap, easy to get, and gets you piss drunk quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOXrgDDLpYw
>>681444924
Thanks bro. I need to wash away my day with some good ol alcohol...
>>681445001
Miho being lewd? That doesnt happen too often... I got a bottle of jack around here somewhere...
>>681445337
Everyone was carrying a lot of shit!
Bro
>>681445364
I'm not dying just to retry that fight! I don't even care...
I
I don't care
>I care
>claimed
>>681445364
My man! Whats the closest Tomoko pic you have of the face you made?
>>681445366
Oooohh tequila. I like the dreams it gives me, as well as everything else you described.
>why does that pic feel lewd even though its not?
>>681445434
Thats the spirit! So what you got for tonight?
>>681445481
Well whyd you give it to the dumbest one?
>>681445498
Howdy XJ
>>681445916
Hey, how ya been?
>>681445128
It's all fun and games until your followers dies with all your shit.
>>681444924
It got bad. Hand kept making slow ones so it was more like a 80/20 traffic thing, but hopefully not enough for the mods to take note (though the 80% thread was "fuck the mods edition")
>>681445337
Quite well, actually. People buy my ogham staves from me and my plants grow really well, haha.
I think it's better to taste the world once the kid's mature. I don't want elementary school teacher teaching my kid their stupid social agenda. I don't want that imprinted on them. But public mid/high school's a good idea, just to get them ready.
>>681445364
Yes. As long as its milk, it gets you ready for the skeleton war.
>>681445366
I'm sure it'd be fun with all the waifus. We should have our own con one day haha.
Delving into your other convo. Tequila? We've almost got the devil's trifecta. Spike drinks whiskey. Koko and I drink rum. You drink tequila. If only we had a vodka drinker.
>>681445434
I cant tell if youre being serious.
And please do, hah. I haven't drank Jack in a long time. Makes me too feisty.
>>681445719
Whatever I can find... kek. I got a bottle of jack. Im not sure what else ive got stashed away...
>>681445719
Why not?~<3
Alright im calling it a night. See you all tomorrow!
>>681445916
She was the best one right up until that very fucking second
When I witness her JUMP
OFF
A
CLIFF
>>681446204
I just don't....
literally...
jumped
>>681445481
you can pull through
>>681445719
a little bit more confused
>>681446204
works for me
>>681446204
haha yeah. Miho is an interesting character... kek
Im gonna drink some for ya then :)
>>681446539
Night friend
>>681446185
Been pretty good thanks, how about you?
>>681446204
>fuck the mods edition
I saw a couple of those haha, today was certainly a mess
>ogham stave
Whats that? and I agree, elementry schools actually matter in the development of a kid, but mid/highschool or more like tests
>>681446215
Nice! I have'nt had jack in a while, I hope you got a full bottle!
>>681446539
Because nothings showing but its still so....revealing haha, goodnight, sleep well :)
>>681446692
Ever consider she was a double agent?
>>681446860
Ohh shit, thats perfect haha, I would get the hint if someone gave me that look
>>681447184
A little sore, several co workers were off sick so i had to unpack three times my normal work. But other than that i'm fine, thanks <3
>>681446539
Good night, anon.
>Night to you as well, Hand kun. Hope you sleep well.
>>681447523
Sounds like a long day, where do you work at?
>>681447428
yeah oh well I guess
>>681447960
I work at an IGA, it's the only supermarket in my town.
>>681447184
Yeah. Unopened. :)
Hopefully will help my mood.
>>681446692
Never trust anyone, Spike. In game or out.
>>681446860
Good luck
>>681447134
He/she is in the top five of my favourite waifus. The feeling probably isn't mutal, though, haha.
I thank you for your patronage. Perhaps I'll become a liquor deity.
>>681447184
Add in last night's pruning, I'd say our days are numbered.
Theyre protective barriers you can put around your home to ward off unnatural evil and malfeasance. Mine are pretty weak, though. Don't tell anyone.
We're gonna make good waifu parents, Koko.
>>681447523
Your hair is wonderful, darling.
Morning mates
>>681448152
Nice, how busy do you usually get? When all your coworkers are there haha
>>681448419
Peeerrrfect, unless your a sad drunk then mood improvement is 100%
>>681448428
I wouldn't be surprised if your shit actually ivited the evil haha, and do you really think so? How long have these waifu threads even been going on for?
>Good waifu parents
I hope so, my son better not have a pleb waifu or ill put that lil fag in the oven to think
>>681448694
Morning! Sleep well?
>>681448428
Mine too. Miho always chats with me.
You should do it... kek
>>681448909
kek yeah i need it
>>681448909
I mainly stack about 1 isle and organize the storage with another worker.It's quite relaxed most days. Minus days like these though
>>681448428
already got one foot in the grave
>>681449461
You're like.. 2 years old. What are you talking about?
>>681448994
Yeah,thanks.Whats up
>>681449316
Sounds like it, if I remember correctly aren't you sick?
>>681449379
Sounds pretty nice, at least now your here with the waifus heh, what are you up too now besides posting?
>>681443959
Who did this?
>>681448694
Guten Morgen
>>681448909
Hmm.../b/ has had waifu claiming threads for years. They weren't this frequent, though, and I can't say the people who participated began to chat until these new ones.
Same. If he ends up with some dime-a-dozen trash waifu, I'll cut him out of my will.
>>681449316
Poor Uber-driving, debt-paying Miho. But in the end, at least he/she's got a cute waifu.
Claimed.
>>681448909
ALSO! My staves work perfectly fine, thank you very much. Why do you and my friend think that?!
>>681449720
joking spike
>>681449974
Yeah... Plus I had a shitty day.
>Depression strikes back...
>>681450098
Miho was the first person to talk to me in these threads.
>cute waifu
your good damned right. kek
>>681449974
listening to Rebel Taxi and browsing some skryim mods. How about you?
>>681449461
Graves are 6 feet deep. You must have long legs.
>>681450189
>a qt waifu appears
How was work?
>>681449957
Good to hear, nothin much, just hangin out. Whats on your agenda today?
>>681450544
mines a bit shallow
>>681436685
Bring it in motherfuckers
>I'M BACK
>>681450738
Yeah,I'm on a trip to the mountains.There's not much to do in the train so here I am
>>681450098
Thats what I figured, the first couple times I claimed I thought it was just claiming and some shit talk. Got called a cunt everytime haha, honestly who do you think would be a trash waifu?
>>681450272
Because me and your friend know the truth
>>681450189
Hey comrade! How was work?
>>681450435
Sounds like you really need it. Got any troubles you wanna lay out?
>>681450536
Just skyping with a friend, I wish I could get mods...and skyrim haha
>>681450934
Heya! Hows it goin motherfucker?
>>681451123
Sounds fun! Minus the train ride that is heh you goin with anyone?
>>681450544
It was easy for a normal day. They had me do less work than usual. Which is fantastic! How are you?
>>681451153
Above is the answer comrade. How are ya?
>>681451372
>3 different tests on Friday
>Not studying any of them
Life is good
Who is baking the next one?
>>681451372
Yeah,I'm meeting some friends that are going to arrive tomorrow by car
Claiming
Lurking
>>681450435
I can't remember who I spoke with. Wait, yes I do. Hand-sama was.
>my eyes
>>681450917
"Bury me not" begins to play
>>681451153
I can name a few we already have, haha...
>>681451153
My friend(s), actually and you, know nothing. The worst the spells I've set in place can do is keep you, yourself from entering!
>>681451529
Less work than usual sounds wonderful. What do you do, by the way? And I'm doing well. Trying to sober up before bed with water and grits.
>>681451529
Sounds awesome! Im doing pretty good, just hangin and postin, didn't they call you back in though?
>>681451587
FUCK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUND
haha, you sound like my kinda guy. Studying is for chumps
