Waifu Claiming Thread
>Lurkers edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Your waifu is shit
>Keep RP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Post tits
Most importantly: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Lurking
Y-You guys go through threads so fast..
>>681395067
Lucy claimed
How is everyone?
claimed
>>681395681
Yeah, that's due to the 25+ poster count.
>>681395829
Back pains came back over these past few days, ruining my mood.
Hope you're doing well.
>>681395981
Shit that sucks. What it from? I hope you feel better.
>>681396381
I'm not sure, it just came out of nowhere.
>Hope you feel better
Thank you kindly.
Hope you're doing well.
>>681396673
I am doing okay. Back pain is terrible. Your waifu is top tier.
Reminder that all your waifus are SHIT
ESPECIALLY Miia
but not lefty or spike
>>681396980
Don't worry about it. It's all good.
Glad you're doing okay, up to anything right now?
>>681397240
Heyo, buddy. Up to anything right now?
>>681397449
Nah, just had dinner. Why?
I'm back /waifu/
Did I miss anything?
>Megumin claimed
>>681397259
Not a whole lot. Music and chill if ya know what I mean. Just put the daughter to bed. Whats up with you?
>>681397703
shit forgot pic
>>681397703
woaaah, you're a daddy?
>>681397911
Yep a single one too :p 25 and she's 9
>inb4 old
>>681397595
Just making conversation. Glad ya ate, friendo.
>>681397702
Nah, not really. Welcome back.
>>681397703
Nice, glad you're relaxing. Got a daughter? How old is she?
Me? Not much, listening to some music and just relaxing. Thanks for asking.
>>681398252
Is she adopted or did you have her with your suppose wife?
>>681398315
yes eating is very good
can you draw?
>>681398475
Nah, I can't draw. Got some family that can, that's about it though.
>>681398315
Shes 9
>>681398475
With ex wife. I was a stupid kid. I have full custody tho. The only good thing to come of it.
>>681395067
I lay claim.
>>681398809
Single father? Good man.
9, eh? Nice. Kids sure are a handful, heh.
>Bring up My Fair Lady in a convo
>They immediately reference Dark Souls
>>681398759
what CAN you do?
>>681398809
wowee, well it's good you love your daughter. usually i read about having children as a young father being an enormous regret. good on you, anon.
>>681399477
Currently in college for Mass comm.
Basic Photography, editing, shooting video, and some other small tid bits.
>>681399213
She's a handful for sure. But I love her.
>>681399477
I could she where the regret could come from. But I wouldn't trade her for anything. She's what gets me up in the morning. Sometimes literally.
Bean Bag Buccaneersis a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s
What is this madness?
>>681400232
you SUCK
>>681400310
this is sparta
>>681400489
Let's list all the classics you haven't watched, played, listened to, or read.
Ay bb's, hows it goin?
>>681399748
which one of those can you use to entertain me with
>>681400772
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>681399950
i hope to be in that mindset eventually in my life
>>681399998
>one off
Almost made it a real game
>>681400949
Probably how it ties in with my passion of movies, always love talking about that stuff.
Also shitting editing I notice.
>>681400938
Going good, sky eyes. You?
>>681399950
That's sweet.
>>681397240
Does it still count for me if I wasn't around when you said this?
Are you around, Atago?
>>681401298
>shitting editing
shitty editing*
It's that time of night.
>>681400949
>>681401298
:) You guys are awesome. Do either of you like vaporwave?
>>681400949
Coward.
>>681401298
Pretty good handsome, a bit confused with the threads being split haha, how are you doing?
>>681401541
Reporting in
>>681401570
Claiming best girlie~!
How is everyone?
>>681401493
e s p e c i a l l y you
>>681401298
oh good
the thing i know least about
>>681401641
i need a big strong man to protect me from people like you
>>681401632
not particularly
>>681401750
hello tits hope you're doing well.
>>681401798
how are you?
>>681401798
Heya! hows it goin?
>>681401713
This one's a bit more calm, the way I like it. Glad you're doing well, up to anything right now?
I'm doing well, thank you for asking.
>>681401798
Good, you?
>>681401778
Pills and a gun, you never know.
>>681401802
Ever watch a bad movie with me and you will be informed.
>>681401798
Hi~ How are you?
voice of an angel
>>681401802
>e s p e c i a l l y you
Was it me or Barry?
>>681401912
>best goth
That is an opinion, not even a real nickname.
>>681401570
> mfw I only just found out that this kid is Rich Evans.
>>681401802
They can't save you.
>>681401912
I'm doing fine, just wrapping up some business
>>681401750
Okay, good.
I kind of want threads to keep getting pruned. Can you guess why?
Rumia claimed
Hello anons!
>>681402258
Is that really Rich Evans? No fucking way.
>>681402041
>>681402176
Pretty well, yourself?
>>681402166
bad like birdemic?
>>681402202
that's just a straight up tent
>>681402250
what do you mean
>>681402258
and to think that i spent 15 whole minutes photoshopping that icon for you.
>>681402404
ah yes that biiiiiig stuff you got going on.
>>681402250
What would you suggest?
>>681402166
Same here, I can't keep up in those ones haha, nothin much, just chillin. How bout you?>>681402451
Hey! How are you doing?
>>681402533
Pretty good. A bit bored though, what are you up too?
>>681402863
Hi Koko!
I'm doing well, got a haircut so I feel like more of a human being than usual. How about you?
>>681402471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd7frc9XtMI
>>681402694
I'll delete it if you want.
>>681402533
I'm doing pretty good, just learnt that my bike's repair gonna be alot cheaper :3 What are you up to?
>>681402694
That's a bit over the top for my taste. Talking more Star Wars prequels or something.
Professionally made but with no heart and soul. Cash grabs or something.
>>681402863
Just chilling while listening to some music, thanks for asking. Threads are really fast these days, deters some people from joining in.
>>681402737
>Fluffy hair
What do you think?
>>681402694
>Reminder that all your waifus are SHIT
>ESPECIALLY Miia
This is confusing.
>>681403156
i think ananas fits better
>>681403123
That's legendary.
>>681402411
>I kind of want threads to keep getting pruned. Can you guess why?
I know what the causes and responses are when it happens but I can't think of a reason why you'd want that to happen.
Is it to see the newer people react the way they do?
Do you want mods to end it all?
I'm not sure why you'd want the threads to get pruned.
>>681402737
Funny.
I'll post the "wrapping things up" image for kicks
>>681402949
Nice! Is it really short now or whatd you get? I gotta get my haircut as well but I only let my sister cut my hair and shes in LA haha
>>681403148
I feel ya, my main thing is that I take so long to reply that by the time I respond to someone the threads done haha. What are you listening too?
>>681403156
I think he prefers the goo puss then snek puss
>>681402863
Same. Just kinda chillin'. Talking with some friends.
>>681403132
Dude fuck yeah, nice. Not much, just chillin'.
>>681403123
NO DON'T
I SPENT MANY HARD HOURS ON THAT
>>681403148
i see
i actually watched the starwars prequels for the first time last week. was fun, although i thought phantom menace was kinda pointless?
>>681403156
oh
no, it wasn't because of barry
you both just have shit waifus :^)
>>681403123
Oh my Christ, who needs depression when yo have Redlettermedia.
>why do you have this?
>my wrists
>>681403521
Yeah, it's annoying.
Halo soundtrack, love it.
>>681403565
Kek, the phantom menace was basically a big middle finger to the fanbase.
>Pointless
Perfect description, made me chuckle.
>>681403318
Rich Evans is the perfect shitstorm. Yet you can't help but love him.
>>681403565
> 15 whole minutes
> many hard hours
Something doesn't add up here.
>>681403521
Really short, yeah. I've got no looks going on, so I just go with a low maintenance cut
Yeah, having spread out family kinda sucks. I'm in the big city all by myself, boo hoo
>>681403754
Ever seen this? My sister linked me it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
> Demos is this oblivious.
>>681403925
Yes, I've seen that around 3 times. Love Mr. Plinkett.
>>681403294
Stop it, that was secret two months ago.
>>681403565
Oh, well
That is saddening, and quite rude.
>Ouch.
>>681403534
Noice, u avin a giggle?
>>681403754
OOohhh shit, thats probably the only soundtrack that id be down to listen too fully
>>681403901
Nice haha, and yeah I don't know what im gonna do when pretty much my whole family moves to oragon in the next few years. Unless I end up going with them.
>>681403812
i don't do good in maths
>>681404130
sh-shut up
>>681404219
i think the video holds the greatest opening line to any video ever
it's just his voice along with what he's saying makes me crack every time
>>681404361
i-i'm just following the rules
>>681404450
u fukin' kno it. u?
>>681404450
Yikes, that's quite the uprooting. Why's the family all moving?
Also, my OST of choice:
https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU
>>681405040
>Rumia
>>681404547
You will always have your women's studies.
Make me shut up.
>>681403754
Deep down, we all want Rich Evans to be our pudgy, awkward friend.
>>681404450
Kek, yeah he's great. Along with the rest of RLM.
Glad you like him as well.
>>681404450
Mmm, glad you also like it. Love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RK3IOUTre0
>>681403156
Latin Blue.
>>681405140
His laugh helps with my erectile dysfunction.
what the fuck
why are there two threads up right now
also Chet get the fuck out
>>681403534
Noice, the bike should be ready by Friday
chet stay the fuck in
>>681405140
but womans can't study me like i study them!!!!!!
i'll just grab the duck tape then...
>>681405040
Mine's this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0LdIZ8TWYo
>>681405240
His laugh genuinely annoyed my boyfriend when I had "Best of the Worst" on while cooking.
>>681405244
Demos was chatting shit. It's his fault I am here.
>>681405423
I don't follow.
> duck tape
>>681405531
Nice song!
I haven't gone through them all yet - oddly enough I don't focus on the music that much when rolling like a mad man.
>>681405331
Awesome! Bet you're excited. What all do you do with it might I ask?
>tfw cant genuinely annoy your boyfriend while cooking because tfw no boyfriend
>>681405794
just shut up and give me that damn reggae
Yeah duck tape, got a problem with that, quacka?
>>681405794
Duck tape is a real brand of tape, here
I got next thread?
>>681405794
Kek, having Best Of The Worst on while you're cooking improves the taste.
Good thinking.
His laugh enriches the spice.
>>681406346
You've already got a warning, I'll make the next one.
>>681406346
Sure make it right now.
>>681403373
>Is it to see the newer people react the way they do?
Close. You must have seen the way they do react, yes?
As a community, our most embarrassing and despicable moments have taken place within the past two months... and then I see this nonsense about "if they keep getting deleted we will spread out to all other threads" ... And, to keep it short, I suppose that I really, really would like to see this current sect be responsible for thread invading; In a way, even though that it would be a tragedy in the end, I want to see them willingly add to their list of utter fuck-ups. As the Accountant, it excites me greatly.
Also, I want our OG Kongou to get comfortable here. The quicker the better. Send that other cunt back to her seasonal trash.
>>681404361
>secret
>>681405794
I absolute hate the fact that more than one of you followed me here.
>>681406167
I will murder you and feed your cadaver to the gators.
You're the one who will have a problem.
>>681406251
Yes but both he and I know that he meant to say "duct tape".
>>681406451
His laughter is like sprinkling on the most aromatic, exquisite saffron.
>>681406451
Man, i just got through making my recipe for bread...
>>681405531
That's exactly why I lower the sound of everything a bit except for the music :3
>>681406070
I ride on it around an hour per day everyday. Since I mostly workout my upper body like a filthy douchebag, I figured cycling will be my ''leg day''
>>681406784
>>681406029
I linked myself instead of you
>>681406718
I AM SORRY BARRY FAMPAI SAMA
>>681406728
at first i read cadaver as caviar and i was like heyyy thats okay
but it's actually not ok
And I already have a problem. It's erectile dysfunction.
>>681406728
Indeed. Love RLM, perfect for a movie nut like me.
>>681406781
I'd rather you not get banned, I'll take the risk. Don't worry about it.
>>681404656
No giggles ere m8, ill fook ya rite oop
>>681405040
Its cheaper then here (cali) and just kinda better. Plus we have family there. But I dunno if im gonna go with, also thats a nice OST
>>681406924
>>681406784
That's an option, yeah, but some enemies have audio cues like the Dancer's grab
It's nice to review the music afterwards though. Hurray for the full OST being on YT without copyright takedowns
>>681406784
Nice, nice. I should start working out some. Due to my lucky genes, I stay skinny and fit no matter what I consume. I mean, I'm fit as is, but ya know.
>>681404547
My bad, I just realized you were being nothing but a correct, civilized citizen.
>Please, enjoy your stay.
>>681406683
It's not fair, you always keep track of pretty much everything...
>>681405240
Approved.
>>681406781
Waifuism thread
>fuck the mods edition
The rules are fucking simple
>don't talk about fight club
>don't talk about fight club
>bitchez luv frying panz
>mods are fags
>claim your waifu
>post pics of aforementioned waifus
>drink lots of tea
>No lewds
>actually fuck that rule
>read next rule
>ignore the rule before
>most importantly: go fuck yourself
My bread is best
>>681406718
> I followed you in here before you were in thread.
Also, Barry, you're not as important to me as you want to believe. I'm sorry.
>>681407031
It's OK with me though. That's what counts at the end of the day.
HAH.
>>681407256
I'm not even close a movie nut. I probably spend more time listening to people talk about movies than I do watching movies. The last 3 times I went to the cinema I fell asleep.
>>681407414
Nah brah. U wan tussle?
>>681407547
I kek'd
>>681407256
Shit just saw this
>>681407581
I was here before either of you ruinous retards and I am unhappy that you are here. Go back to gfur where you belong. Demos can stay because at least he's a weeb like everyone else, but this is nary a for thee.
>>681407415
Souls game ost are great :3
>>681407431
That's exactly how I am, but I have to get fitter, going infantry this year
>>681407820
Here here
>>681407581
I went to watch Batman V Superman and I was just laughing in the theater, I walked up before it even finished.
Zach Snyder should do parodies.
>>681407547
>>681407741
You're adorable.
>at least he's a weeb
i appreciate it, but really not helping my case, barry.
>>681407581
The caviar? so you can dissect those eggs, right?
i'm just kidding, my problem is my lacking in the ability to hold a stable relationship.
>>681407820
And I was here before you, so fuck off with your bullshit, Barry.
>>681407547
>inb4 b&
>>681407547
>read next rule
>ignore the rule before
i enjoyed this one
>>681406683
I agree with you.
Also I'll try to pull the OG Kongou back in.
The newer population certainly comes with problems...
>>681408044
Yes it is.
>>681408045
>doesn't post a picture
>doesn't use a sig
>doesn't matter
>>681408300
Are they one of the reasons you don't post as much now?
>Innocent bystander.
>>681407461
Well, I mean, you two did agree on it publicly...
>>681408300
Thanks, I really appreciate it. There was truly no-one else I could vent this particular musing to.
>>681408384
If you insist so be it. I matter much much more than you do, Barry. People actually like me.
>>681408737
>Fool
>
>>681407820
I'll go where I want.
>>681408013
I don't think anyone expected Batman V Super: Dawn of AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDS to be any good.
>>681408044
No I meant with feeding your cadaver to gators.
Yes I can dissect them but why would you want caviar dissected?
Well shit way to bring the mood down.
Just so we can end the schism, here's the other thread's next thread:
>>681408419
>>681408300
Who's this sexy beast?
>>681408950
Murderman V Captain Hypocrite: Dawn of Sequel Merchandising.
RLM provides no shortage of good title puns.
>>681408884
That's right, now why don't you chill the fuck out and just let what's his name and the dog poster post instead of being a dick head?
>>681409147
What? What schism?
>>681408420
>Are they one of the reasons you don't post as much now?
Actually, no
I've been busy with IRL concerns, and I've been missing threads and barely lurking.
I just finished up one of the pressing issues I've had, so hopefully my attendance will return to normal shortly.
>>681408550
>There was truly no-one else I could vent this particular musing to
I find that odd.
Not Hand-Kun?
Not Tenryuu?
Although it's nice to know that you consider me in such a high regard.
>>681408950
That movie was fucking laughable. Truly a garbage funny movie that tries too hard to be serious.
>>681409147
This thread's more calm though.
>>681409236
Captain Collateral Damage vs. Killer (I forgot their nickname for batman but it made me lose my shit).
>>681409409
There is no schism.
why not like both fool and barry?
>>681408950
well they can have me when i'm done with me.
idunno, research? i figure they'll make much tastier omelets than fruit flies
it brings the mood down just like my penis when i try to insert it into an orifice, yet it cannot stay erect.
>>681409409
This thread and >>681400492 were running simultaneously
I'm back.
Burn in hell niggaz!
I'm gunna live forever, ah-hah!
The sheets are calling for me, have a good night/day everyone.
>>681409814
wb Galko
>I want to call you Glico because you're too sweet
>>681409991
Good night Homu homu!
Those... are *your* sheets, right?
>>681409814
>>681409917
hello bubblegum and hell fire
>>681409991
goodnight beautiful
>>681408333
>checked
Don't go all funny eyed.
I don't intend to compete with Homura.
>and I'm NOT looking at her
>>681409991
Night!
>>681409677
Nobody SHOULD like fool. People simply do.
>>681409814
Welcome back Galko!
>>681409814
Welcome back!
>>681409991
Have a goodnight :)
>>681409587
It was a thread matter so that makes the pool of people small but it includes you. I doubted Tenryuu's attendance. Plus, I'm not sure if the Fuhrer likes me. And I've already bothered Hand-kun enough.
I wanna make next thread
>Mi Luo
Claimed as late as possibru
>>681408550
I'm not really sure why anybody would pay attention, honestly.
Ah, and as always, I hope your night is going well so far.
>>681409587
>hopefully my attendance will return to normal shortly.
That's good to hear.
>>681409642
Doesn't Superman refrain from killing Batman (or vice versa) because their mums have the same name? From what I heard one of them blurts out the name like it's a safe-word.
>>681409677
It's cruel to make them wait for their food.
Yes I'm sure you can do valuable research if they're dissected before you just digest them anyway. Fairly certain you can't make an omelette out of caviar as well.
Eugh.
Claimed
>>681410302
>I'm not sure if the Fuhrer likes me
Nonsense.
Unless there's something I don't know about, that is.
>And I've already bothered Hand-kun enough.
Private conversation off the thread?
I wouldn't know the details.
>>681410302
>And I've already bothered Hand-kun enough.
Pfft. Takes a lot to bother me, Mikan. And you're none of it.
>>681410355
There's already one.
>>681410167
whatever you say fool
>>681410536
they can eat someone more digestible
like tay
meh, they're eggs right? sure you can.
>>681408419
>>681408419
>>681408419
There is a thread here.
>>681410665
>Private conversation off the thread
Nah. One night I just let a lot of that malice and hatred out to hand-kun. It was a mistake.
Honestly, I think what I said came out a bit wrong; My knee-jerk reaction was to bring this to you.