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Welcome to club kek

dubs in, trips VIP
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excuse me sir, I'm on the list
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>>681368962
no, i am
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>>681368962
newfag, i am
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>>681369013
no
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>>681368309
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I'm to cool for this shit!
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I should be on the list...
Name is check 'em, fags
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>>681368309
Aiight. get out out of the way fagbouncer
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'Scuse me, coming through.
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>>681369200
But I still want to come in
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I-I'm o-on the l-l-list sir...
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>>681368309
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hey man i got these cheese burgers
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>>681368309
Let trump in
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>>681368309
My name is Anon, top deluxe kekkeuer from Albania. Here is my ID
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>>681368309
Is this club penguin?
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quads and i get those shades
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Let me in then
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Rollin in the club like
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>>681368309
wassup monica
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>>681369470
Ayy
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waddup
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>>681369529
You aren't allowed sir
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Fuk dis shit
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>>681368309
Julian is that you?
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>>655555555 Dont you remember
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Sup
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Fuck this
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sup
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let me in
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oh boy i hope these are dubs... m-may i come in, i believe im on the list
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My VIP pass should be in here somewhere, just a sec.
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rool
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Guys, can I come?
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Let me in
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ty for vip
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>>681370054
no, srsly i'm on the list
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First VIP lets go.
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let me in nigger.
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>>681370155
i'm in lads
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here i come
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>>681370108
Well shit, can't find it. Guess I'll just go in as a regular for tonight.
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>>681369133
checkd
Can I enter too ?
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>>681368309
let me in faggot
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>>681369111
>>681370220
There already has been a VIP you idiot, also: get the fuck out.
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disco disco
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>>681368309
vip check em
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mind if i go in?
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Too bad im not on the list
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>>681369111
VIP spotted
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>>681370292
please?
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I need three bottles of water for my friends
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Move fags
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ait lads let's get this party started
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DALLAS
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>>681368309
Move fag, VIP is here.
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in
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By the power of Satan,
I command thou: OPEN THOU VIPS DOORS FOR ME.
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let me in cunt
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>>681370655
Ah well atleast I got in.
But now I'm still going VIP with my lucky number 7
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I'm on the list, My name is Czech em
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quads here, I now own this club.
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>>681370655
at least you got in
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In?
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The bitches are waiting for me, let me in
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>>681370498
well fuck
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>>681370787
Nope my list says Czech em is a faggot.
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let me in
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99
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Dubs tbh fam smh :^)
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Fuck it, i'm out anyway.
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vip please
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Quads say I own this club muttafakka.
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>>681371001
so close
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>>681370999
>You fucking VIP Nigger

Rolling for quads for owning the fucking club
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Quads get, yall faggots i own this place
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I'm her stand aside sir.
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>>681370999
HOLY SHIT NIGGA I'M IN
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check em
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Lemme in
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Fuck you and your club.
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Fuck your list
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let me in
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I have top kek memems
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You can chew up on my bubble dubs
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succ
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>>681371332
fuck me
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herro can i come in ?
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MAKE SPACE FOR MEIN FUHRER
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Let me in fag
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let me in nigga
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>>681371488
Oh mein Gott
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I will come
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Im on the list, let me in
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Tfw on the list
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>>681368309
Check em
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>>681371665
Fucking fuck
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Don't mind if I doo
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>>681368309
kill ruself
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Hey Frank, doin' alright?
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>>681368309
Ayy
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>>681368309
I have money.
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Watch out
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Close. It. Down
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>>681368309
nigger
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>>681368309
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I'm setting the sprinklers off in the bathroom and flooding this shitty club
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Roll for dubs
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>>681369111

VIP as fuck
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>>681372811
Ur in nigger
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>>681368309
The club can't even handle me right now
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get rekt op. Unless dubs
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let us in
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I'm on the list. Look for Dubs Checkum
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Move it plebs, i'm on the vip list
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let me in LET ME IN
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i should be on the list,please check for trips,trips checkum
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Let me in papi
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Im in
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get of my way
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MOVE ASIDE!
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>>681368309
step aside faggots
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>>681373407
we got in and you wait outside faggot.
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>>681373887
off by 1 , guess ill never get in.
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I like to enter habbo hotel!
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I'm on the motherfucking list you pussy
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big benis boys in (we rollin)
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Kek me in
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>>681368309
Here's my dubs license, sir
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My name? Just take another look...
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Fuck me daddy
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They waiting for me.
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Sir, may I join please?
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I have cancer
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Step aside puny guard, IM VIP!
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get me that jacuzzi spot
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VIP comin through
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y no dubs
Ill be de dubs
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400 get
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can I b in meme club plz?
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Cancer: the thread.
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>>681369835
no Mr. Lahey, it's me, Randy
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lets get clubbin
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im in, get with it
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>>681375666
VIP Randy. Can I join you?
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>>681368309
Sorry I'm not on the list.
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>>681375666
nigga did u suk satans d?
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>>681368309
open sezamee
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Yo lemme in
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>>681375853
Trips only, sorry Mr. Lahey

How about a little drinky poo?
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>>681368309
make way bro
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>>681368309
That's me on the list, see, right there
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can i come in?
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Pls
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D-Steezy at the dooor
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bring me the bitches
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Could you show me to the VIP section please? Thanks guys
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>>681376583
damn that didn't work
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Excuse me, I'm the manager of this establishment.
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only cis gendered scum go to this club
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One please
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>>681368309
check my name
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>>681376660
There must be a typo sir
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Coming through
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I'm here to spike drinks and help newfags get pussy.
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>>681377033
Fine i'll just visit if that's all i can do
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Get out of my way or face my katana of justice
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>>681368309
let me try again
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>>681368309

Here's the deal bub, you let me in, and i'll do what I do best. Try to talk with girls and ask my /b/ros on advice so they can help me get laid.
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You know it boi
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Step aside
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>>681368309
may i sir?
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>>681368309
step aside peasant
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https://soundcloud.com/albert-softie/pyrotosh-plus-420-beach-walk
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>>681378055
No niggers allowed
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okay, I think I got it good sir.
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here i come
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cheeki breeki
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Fashionably late.
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reroll
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>>681368309

step aside faggots
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am I on the list
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shut
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ill give you my tamagachi with full health if you let me in
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>>681368309
roll
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Nigga outta MA way
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move nerds
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I'm in
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Yo, let me enter
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Fuck it, im going back to mall
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I'm the one who threw the party let me in Alfred
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Im in
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Donald Trump here. I have arrived.
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AYY LET ME IN NIGGERT
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Oh yeah
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I'm going to need to speak to a manager...
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Let me in and I'll tell you who the real dirty Dan is!!
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>>681378744
>>681379177
Check em
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'sup
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>>681379298
fml
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Let me in, you anti-semites, sssssssssssssssssss
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Coming through
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>>681379366
welp guess im in, time to go get wasted!
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K. Entering
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May I enter?
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>>681379403
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION
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Ok
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Gonna party with my cook out
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getting in dubs or not
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Make way, uber-oldfag, shitlord extraordinare coming through.
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I'll just take my singles back home
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>>681368309
I didn't want in anyway.
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Ill be heading in now
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czech em
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Move faggot, I own this club
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Step aside clide
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Do you know who I am?
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I'm here with ma lady
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Move nigfag
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Kek better not be Dane cook in there
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here
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Scuse me
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>>681368309
Let me in per $ 100
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step the f u c k aside you know who I am
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Ok I'm gonna snort some mdma before enter
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what do i get for this
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Move it do u know who I am
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>>681368309
roll
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Here
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Check these
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wtf man dont fuck me
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>>681380407
Re-roll
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fuck you
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>>681368309
Uh.....my girlfriend is already in there.
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>>681368309
am i on the list?
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I'm prepared to give a whopping 9 memes for entry
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>>681380930
Nope, but I am.
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Bet it's a lemon party
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fuck you, lel club is better
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Make room for fanny.
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Listen, mate, I own this club.
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>>681368309
sir, i'm on the list
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make america great again
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Do you have nachos in there? Cuz if not I'm out
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yup
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>>681368309
Lemmi come in
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scram, VIP coming in
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Excuse me m'lady, I should be on the list
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>>681368309
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Let me in
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let me in.
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Is this club full of of cultural appropriation... Cause I don't want niggers to have a good time, that's white ppl shit
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yea
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>>681381742
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I have arrived
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foll
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What do you mean I'm not allowed in? Socks and sandles are the new style
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Git
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>>681381800
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>>681381854
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let me in or i'll motherfucking end you
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My id, sir
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Hopefully bouncy doesn't notice how mashed I am...
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>>681381800
Dubs wasted, could've gotten into the club
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Lezi iminyango kuphela isinyathelo kude injabulo lokuthi uyaphila.
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See you on the inside
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I'm in boyz
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You will see my name in the VIP list.
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Is this the place to find dank may may's? Also check'em
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lel
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I focking love dubs
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>>681368309
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

If I get dubs can I get $1?
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Fuck it I'm sneaking in through the smokers section.
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>>681382050
Is Invalid. Now get lost, buckaroo,
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>>681382341
Sir, could you please check again?
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Move aside sonny
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>>681368309
Do you know who i am?
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>>681382389
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

I would like $1 for my dubs please.
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>>681382400
No need, let me tag along
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Random says pepe things
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>>681368309
Fuck all of you.
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Just passin through
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>>681382389
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

$1 for my dubs? Pretty please?
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>>681382457
How about you check your ID and get lost
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Trips comin
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I think I'm on the list, sir
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Check
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Im the vip
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>>681382389
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

Rolling.

Please send me $1 in Paypal if I get Dubs.
$10 for Trips
$25 for quads
$50 for Hex.
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>>681382533
i'm his plus one
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K
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>>681382769
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

Rerolling >>681382769
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>>681382530
I'll distract the bouncers for you pal! Follow my lead.
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Let me in you cunt
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Let me in vip coming
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PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks>>681382769
>>
Mhh
>>
999
>>
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

Please donate free samples
>>
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks
Rerolling >>681382769
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>>681382769
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

Rerolling like a bitch
>>
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks

>>681382769
Pleaqse send $1 SOS
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>>681383255
BOO YAH DUBS
PayPal MYSTERY SANTA
Post your Paypal.me/Email in hopes to be randomly gifted money.

paypal.me/LuckySleven
I would like $100 Mr.Meekseeks
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