Be honest, would you do me?
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Be honest, would you do me?
>>681349954
Yes.
>>681349954
Can't answer right now, I need you to show me something.
also
> inb4 dick
You do you, I'll do me.
>>681349954
Yes who wouldn't
You look like something from a Tim Burton film
>probably a man
>hell fucking no
Fuck this gay generation
Cmon Adrian Brody show us the pianist
>>681349954
>>681349954
no. psychopath.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
>WARNING COLORATION
also, are you a tranny or is that just your nose ring making you look so masculine.
>would not be a good mother for my children
Realign your eyes
Yes, you look lovely.
>>681349954
Do you have a vagina? Then I'd go for it, I'd love to face fuck you anyway.
>>681349954
Djdjjdididosos
>>681349954
Shhh... I'm trying to work out if that shadow is your Adam's apple.
>>681349954
Let me guess, trap?
>>681349954
Not in to chic's with dicks bro also tits and time stamp!
>>681349954
Certainly not.
The random person in that picture who is almost certainly not you is another story however.
>>681349954
Thats a man
I would "do you" a favor by putting a bag over your head.
>>681349954
Probably.
>>681349954
You have any social media op?
Oh damn
You look like Chris Motionless
I mean I would, but I'm a 23 year old alcoholic virgin who's got a thing for trannies.
I would ;-)
>>681349954
yes
especially if trap
i think you'd look better with more natural looking eyebrows tho
>>681349954
Tits or GTFO
Without any second thoughts.
Guys come on, I'm a girl.
>>681349954
Make sure your stable was all cleaned out with fresh hay, give you a darn good brush down then nuzzle you up with a saddlebag full of sugarcubes
>>681349954
Yes. I'm handsome as shit too.
>>681350656
There's something in you, I'd do you, even if you're not a girl
>>681350656
Anymore piercings elsewhere besides face?
>>681350656
there's an easy way to prove that. you should know what to do
what are those eyebrows
>>681349954
You are not traditionally pretty in the face but, you have a look...and it's not a bad one - it kinda works with what you got.
I would put my penis in you and not be mad about it. Might not talk about it with friends tho.
>>681350656
yes i would do
>implying i wouldn do any female thats asks me for it
>>681350656
MY MINDS TELLING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shes a woah-man
>>681350656
a girl with a penis
my favorite kind of girl
>>681349954
fucking newfags. This has been posted before. This morning in fact... Why even respond. Garbage threads.
Cosplay as pearl from steven universe and im all good
>/b/ would fuck your sister
>/b/ would fuck your mom
>/b/ would fuck your cousin
>/b/ would fuck you
>/b/ would fuck your daughter
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
>/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
>/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
>/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck that chubby redhead at 7-11 with the glass eye and clubbed foot
>/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
>/b/ wants to know why the fuck you keep asking it if it would fuck something when you already know the fucking answer
>/b/ would fuck your dog
>/b/ would fuck a donkey
>/b/ would fuck a squirrel
>/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
>/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian sisters, and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while
playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukulele
>/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
>/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
>/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
>/b/ would fuck the stingray that killed Steve Irwin
>/b/ would fuck the hole in Steve Irwin's chest made by that stingray
>/b/ would fuck an octopus til it inked
>/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wiggle
>/b/ would fuck a grapefruit peel left on a Las Vegas sidewalk for 3 weeks
>/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine
>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours,
five days, five weeks, or five years
>/b/ s most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal
approval of your horndogginess
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given the chance.
Are you happy now, OP?
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
/b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>681350656
eyebrows should always stay within the ridge they naturally grow on
>>681350656
I'd put a bad dragon up your ass and proceed to face fuck you.
>>681349954
Im sure hes a dude.
I would but your dick needs to be tiny
>>681350656
give me your snapchat so I can send you gondolas
>>681350656
>>681350942
Ok.
>>681350656
dude seriously you not even convincing .
man/10 hell fucking no
Yea, if your a girl
>>681349954
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>681351023
Thats the one, thank ya kindly
>>681350656
anything with less makeup op?
>>681349954
Post the picture when you are sitting on the bathtub with blonde hair.
If you are a girl i would do you with all my privileges
>>681351023
On a scale of 1/10 you would be a faggot
>>681351104
>>681351157
>>681351023
obvious trap is obvious
still, yea
Of course
>>681350656
holy fuck you retards. This isn't OP
>>681351235
very beautiful.
>>681350886
But MY BODYYYY IS TELLING ME YEEESSSASSSS.
>>681351311
Now someone post the portal webm
>>681351294
You remind me of Zelda. Live in New England?
Sure. If trap, well, everybody has a butthole.
>>681351294
HGNNNNNNNN
>>681349954
yes, yes i would
>>681351384
You don't say.
>>681349954
Ohmygod I am searching a girl like you.jeez you are the most beautyful badass girl in da world.could you come here?;)
>>681349954
Post dick
>>681350656
What's wrong with your face?!
>>681350886
BUT MY BODYS TELLIN ME YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
>>681351531
That would in all honesty make it even better.
>>681349954
yes
so much
>>681349954
ofc, you are damn hot imo
![WEB_venom-coral-snake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZjRMI0.jpg "WEB_venom-coral-snake[1].jpg")
>>681350167
lmao warning coloration
Why the long face?
either way fuck yeah id smash the living fuck out of your holes and shoot my hot baby gravy all over your big nose and feed you the rest of my dripping cock
Yeah, probably. I have a thing for the freak demographic.
>>681351386
Don't lie to me or yourself
>>681349954
Stop spamming /b/ with your face
>>681351294
Honestly at this point, even if you had a dick, I'd be down.
You remind me of my ex.
fuck you.
>>681351788
I'd be even more down
I dont nose, should i?
>>681349954
yes
>yes
>>681349954
u look rly cute for a ladyboy so id do u in the ass
>>681349954
Yes. I am a plastic surgeon looking for new patients.
>>681349954
10/10
Are you gonna post nudes, or are we all just wasting our time here?
Like it was said in the last thread from this morning, there is no proof this is a guy or a girl. It's just... it.
>>681349954
What are you? There is probably some human in the mix but what else?
>>681349954
let's get real: in a desert island situation we'd probably do some hand stuff. I doubt there'd be any hanky and/or panky as we probably wouldn't have the resources to support two adult humans, let alone a pregnant woman or a child. This is operating under the assumption that you are a biological female and you are not so utterly needy that i kill you with a rock on the first day like piggy in lord of the flies and continue living by making a small amount of jerky from your skinny body, make a throne from your bones and kapok fibers, and make a wilson-esque companion by stretching your face over a coconut.
so yes, under the right conditions.
>>681349954
404 your horsefaced topic?
>>681352230
>Asking for nudes
>It isn't even OP
How retarded are you?
>>681352230
Save yourself the trouble, closest things to nudes are bikini shots or this
timestamp or fake
>>681349954
Yep
Porco Dio, everyone here forgot the basic: TITS OR GTFO! after the tits, we can talk how much all of you wants. Damn
>>681352345
holy fucking shit i just fucking laughed in my office cube.
Fuck you anon
>>681352459
And this one.
>>681352459
>>681352573
How long until it does porn?
>>681352235
Hey man, that's ok.
>>681349954
Trap
>>681352573
>>681352459
My dick is going to break my metal chastity cage
>>681352573
I would do her if i hadn't fapped for a week
>>681352459
timestamp faggot
>>681352459
>>681352573
Would/10
>>681352822
How retarded are you?
>>681349954
its billy idol
you kinda look like randy marsh from south park when he has rinoplasty to look like a dolpihin
sorry no pic as im workin and shouldent realy be on phone some annon post pic
>>681349954
Love the hair, but need a timestamp and area code before deciding.........
>>681351294
You look kind of.. elvish? That's the best I can think of, but yeah sure whatever, at least give me some warning if I gotta be the bottom all of a sudden though
>>681352944
Dont you mean kyles dad. You fucking cuckfag
I'd probably for it pretty wasted at first atleast
>>681349954
Yes. I would do you if I had the chance.
Jesus, i just found this on its instagram. Why does it have horns?
>>681349954
I love u! U re sweet honey 3 could fuck u hard in ass
>>681353284
>>681353284
Link to instagram? Google doesn't give anything with that picture.
>>681352945
Where the fuck did you get my photo?
Are you a 1337 hax0r?
>>681353077
yeah randy marsh fuck face
the fucks your problem get aids then cancer then comitt self emoliation
>>681353284
Fucking beelzebub took his physical form, we're fucked!
>>681349954
Slap the faggot out of you, your family must be dissapointed.
>>681352573
i'd do you right in the bathtab honey
>>681353356
>>681353404
Look up tatto or tattobot.
I would totally nail you like Jesus to the cross
>>681349954
no, not even if my life depended on it.
>>681353609
Thanks, m8
Yeah, I'll do you
A favor, and end your pathetic life
>>681352875
i'm still not convinced
>>681353284
I'd like to see a little bit more proof you don't have a cock... Do you have some nudes?
>>681353284
So do you tuck your penis backwards ?
Ops a dude!
Just look at it!
![CBzEs3pXIAAjYb9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XD2PBza.png "CBzEs3pXIAAjYb9[1].png")
is that a bulge or am I crazy?
I mean, it's obviously a trap, but some proof i suppose...
>>681349954
Depends do you find me attractive ?
>>681354314
good point
>>681349954
where make up that actually makes you look good and I'll think about it
>>681354314
Fucking KeK
>>681354314
So imaging this thing is trying to hide the fact it's a guy, do you think it would wear an outfit that would show off its dick? I'm not saying is a girl, but still i think that's just the material bunching up.
>>681354368
F A G G O T
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>>681354314
9/10 would smash
>>681354643
How bout the fact it doesn't look like a girl?
>>681354314
>those shoulders
>that chin
>that bulge
I guess it's a drap :DDDDDD:DD
>>681354700
Theres your answer
>>681350953
This
>>681354794
It doesn't really look like a person
>>681354700
Awesome
>>681349954
I'd fuck your brains out if I got the chance.
>>681354904
Never said trannies were people.
>>681350953
But would /b/ fuck the bunny?
This thing about it's genitals:
http://centurycreeper.tumblr.com/post/116438359035/please-stop
>>681354700
Wait what why ? Is it my hair ?
>>681355010
9/10 would smash
>>681349954
She's got man hands and every photo she hides her Adams apple and every shot is posed to not show anything! kek get a life fag no one want to fuck your boi pussy
In all honesty, id fuck it if it dressed up as pearl from steven universe, since shes mein waifu and shit
>>681355010
Yes
>>681350953
Screencap this, someone, and spread the message.
>>681355141
So what if it's a dude id still smash
>>681355010
Hail to the queen
>>681355141
I don't see an Adam's apple
>>681349954
I guess you could be telling the truth there some dogs out there that look like you!
>>681349954
I would give you a bowl full of eggs
>>681355010
I would reck ur bunny ass
>>681355010
Bunny fucker confirmed
>>681355461
Look at the left photo WTF is that!
>>681349954
I bet she can smell money from 2 miles away
>>681349954
looks like a trap to me
>>681355010
Over and over and over.......
Seriously op, stop making threads ally this one and do more of her sister. She's way better.
>>681349954
Whether you're a girl or not, I'd still do you
>>681354015
Are you retarded for real?
Clearly a male body...
jeez
>>681355997
She actually is the ceo of a clothing store. So that's fun.
>>681351399
ahahaha 10/10
>>681356049
Zal is way better.
>>681355614
Like looking in a mirror Huh op! fucking shitty future you should do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge!
>>681349954
i'm not gay so no
>>681356049
more of the right?
>>681355171
>>681351039
Stay gold pony boy
>>681351294
You look like a god damn anime character. Fuck you.
>>681356339
Yep, she owns "anime trash swag"
>>681356691
>>681356468
Zal or Zalora, this is the sister of the one in op's image
She's also a cosplayer, and a model.
Oh and this one has actual nudes.
>>681357515
Wow how the fuck does one look like a man and the other look this good kek
No. Fuck off
>>681349954
Fucking newfags.
Timestamp & tits or gtfo
>>681350953
>her
wow dude
>>681355461
id fuck you but my bf would get mad :(
>>681353356
I think I went to highschool with this kid...gotta say, we all saw this shit coming from a mile away
>>681358344
Most of the time, a persons gender is obvious. And even when it isn't, a careful bit of looking at pictures of them and analyzing them can give me a pretty good idea of it. But this is the first time ever where I have absolutely no idea what your gender is. From the looks of you, you would fit either way. So congrats man.
>>681357515
Wait, I went to college with her. I think her name is Jill Clayborn.
>>681349954
Fuck no. Tim Burton feminazi lookin bitch. Genderfluid foxkinqueer ass lookin liberal. LGBTQ pussy eatin' hypocrite. fuck off.
Timestamp, tits or get the fuck out.
New faggot signed in
>>681359252
Close, it's jill claborne.
>>681354314
>is that a bulge or am I crazy?
You're crazy, that's obviously a delicious thick 70s bush down there.
I've never been with any girl because i'm ugly as fuck. So probably i'll do it with you even with this man face
>>681354314
what the fuck is that tumor
>>681359568
Fuck she was cute in college, but she spent all of her time with the cringe weeb kids.
Hell they even made some shitty video about zombies attacking the school.
>>681349954
Yes if you did something about those eyebrows
>>681350656
Your face is unccany and disturbing...
>>681350503
Shit Blake, I didn't know you were on /b/.
>>681360107
Do you happen to have the video? Or know where to find it?
>>681360559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCIXFVeUmdk&index=95&list=LLIYTsPGnw4rasSCJHSK8vOA
took me a little bit, but this is it.
>>681349954
I definitely would.
P.S. : forgive the faggots in this thread, I bet they don't see many girls/women irl, so they have a hard time recognizing them.
Totaly. Love the hair and piercings btw
>>681361065
i stopped at like 1:00. terrible acting
>>681356000
>>681354643
I'll tell you what it's not trying to hide, the fact that it has an eating disorder
>>681361446
You were expecting hollywood? Some Coppola level acting?
>>681361446
P.S: The editing is more shitty
>>681349954
No, not into women sorry
>>681353356
>>681350086
i wouldn't
>>681353284
this guy's fugly
>>681349954
cute but no timestamp
She isn't human. She can't be.
>>681361065
That is painful to watch.
>>681349954
Why the long face? :(
>>681355010
>But would /b/ fuck the bunny?
>>681349954
why the long face?
>>681369512
top kek
when can we start doing you?;)
>>681369512
10/10
>>681349954
I'd fuck you, but never long term date you. The dyed hair is an immediate red flag. Girls that dye their hair in crazy colors like that have self esteem issues. Which is great because it means you're easy to fuck. However I also means you're moody, have a tendency to get depressed and will in general be a pain in the ass.
>>681349954
stop posting this thing
you're making me fall in love with it
Meh why not.
>>681353284
>people who can't tell he's got an adam's apple in this one
you're in denial if you keep telling yourself this isn't a guy
>>681371058
But i need to see where i'm putting the "d"
>>681353509
def seeing a dick here, unless its a trick of the light, which is never ever the case.
>>681367935
>She
>>681359252
Then you know her "sister"? The faggy in OP's pic?
>>681372150
I'm still willing, im all progressive and shit.
>>681367935
I want her nose in my ass hole
>>681349954
>>681350656
>>681351023
>>681352235
Sauce on your stolen pics op ;)
>>681373001
Not OP, but you're a fag
https://www.instagram.com/tattobot/
I would do you a favor and get u a fucken nose job.
>>681372601
To be honest i don't think I've seen her, or maybe i just never paid attention.
