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Anons,

a friend "invited" me to a weed session, so I might be smoking weed tomorrow for the first time.

Anyone had bad experiences? What should I expect? Tips?

Also, general stoner thread? You all invited

Thanks /b/ros
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go have fun
fucking loser
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just don't have a panic attack and youre fine
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>>681348366
don't use tobacco
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>>681348366
czechd
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>>681348366
pot is like being sleep deprived, without the tired part.
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Don't push yourself to smoke a whole blunt. Savor the first half at most.
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>>681348366
Dont think you can hang With The Big boys blazing it first time, if you try to smoke a whole blunt you will pass out and your friends will draw all over your balls
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>>681348366
>bad experiences
>weed

Don't worry /b/ro it's great
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Don't swallow the smoke.
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>>681348785
This
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>>681348366
/b/ro, i guarantee you will have a blast. I do it almost every fucking day hahaha da best
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Remember to get some food and drinks, helps a lot, and don't mix it with alcochol.
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Take a big of a hit as you can, then proceed to hold it in your lungs for about 10 seconds then exhale.
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Sometimes people who aren't used to the sensation of being stoned can get caught up worrying about it and the last thing you want to do while high is worry. If you get anxious, playing music and writing poetry is what I normally do whenever I get high. Just let the good times roll and don't worry because everybody in the room is probably feeling the same thing. Have fun /b/rother!
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>>681348366
Eat something with fresh or dried mango 3-4 hours prior, as well as something with lots of pepper. I'll let you research this yourself, because I can't be fucked to explain why other than: the mango makes the high better, and the pepper gets rid of a bit of the possible anxiety.

Basically don't let your thoughts spook you. If you feel like you're gunna go down a bad though line, just focus on the feeling of the high, roll your neck slowly from one side to the other.

Also, while munchies are great, if you overeat, you'll still throwup. Weed won't save you from your idiotic gluttony. So eat responsibly. It'll be easy to make yourself sick, because food will be awesome.

And if you aren't bringing weed, bring food. Trashy food. The more cheese, the more chocolate, the worse for you, the better.
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>>681349028
lightly carbonated drinks is best imo

Arizona beverages are fucking great
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>>681348939
My buddy did this and puked all over the yard, we had to wash it off with a hose while high before his parents got home
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>>681348366
to sesh just means chill out there and get stoned, play vidya etc.

smoke a bit see how you feel. smoke a bit more. then be high for an hour or so. you'll think everythings hilarious and get real giddy and silly. wait till you start to "come down", starting to get back to your normal state of mind. then chill out, or smoke more if you feel like it.
bring $5 with you if you want to smoke more after the first few hits. tell them its ur first time, they'll smoke you likely, then if you want more after the first bit its definitely polite to buy/bring your own. throw buddy ur 5$ for a 5 piece/5chip/half sack w.e ur slang is for half of a gram. going rate in Canada.
with ur .5 gram you can keep smoking all day for a newbie.
don't over do it if you don't feel good about it
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don't think you're hot shit and smoke too much, that's basically it

pic related
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You will most likely have thoughts of suicide, your might want to rip out your throat because of how bad it burns. Stay away from knives and make sure to eat as many bananas you can. Root beer helps too. Good luck OP
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invited to a weed session

great, another fucktard raped kid
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It's all well and good until you don't remember if you turned the stove off or not.
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>>681348366
Remember that nobody has ever overdosed on weed, and you're not gonna be the first. Don't freak out.
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>>681348366
don't inject more than 2 marijuana, you will turn into a gay
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>>681348366
Draw before beer and you're in the clear

Beer before draw and you're on the floor
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Just go slowly and gently
First time can hammer a grown up man into poodle od doodledoo covered in vomit doing brain spinzaku with no energy whatsoever left
especially if you are smoking some better stuff
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MAKE SURE YOU DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER
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>>681349135
Just dont have skittles with the arizona beverages unless you want to get flim flamed by the zim zam
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Pot is a pretty mild drug, although if you've never smoked before you won't need more than half a blunt. You can't OD on it, the worst that might happen is you pass out if you have a bit too much.
Also don't worry about acting like a stoned idiot, it's called Dope for a reason
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If you let one of your friends blow the smoke up your ass it's a better and cleaner high. And your lungs won't hurt. Are they close friends? Maybe you could convince them to do it
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Ask for a gravity bong
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OP here. Thanks for all the replies /b/ros <3

>>681348693
Why not? He told me he is probably going to mix it.

>>681348785
I'm probably going to share a joint with him or something. I've heard that I should take small puffs. Is that true?

>>681348851
It's just me and him, I don't really fear that.

>>681349028
We'll be getting Coke (the drink), a few cheeseburgers and chips.

>>681348939
Someone actually told me to do that. Why not?

>>681349127
Isn't it better to have a less intensive high at the first time? Thanks for the tips though.

>>681349122
Thanks a lot /b/ro! How can I prevent worrying about it?

>>681349135
I was thinking about Arizona ice tea actually. Expensive here though.
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>>681348366
look up for pcp-reactions on videoplatforms
pcp is just the russian name for weed
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>>681349364
Did you do that?
If so, story?
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Don't try to be cool. Give it at least ten minutes between hits so you don't go stupid.
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>>681349162
>thoughts of suicide
Jeebus dude, I think that's more your personal headspace.
>ripping your throat out from the burn
Yeah, maybe if you're a puss. It burns, but not that bad.
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>>681349539
tobacco fucks up your high and if you don't smoke it will make you sick
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buy a bong load that bad boi up and take the fattest rips your friends have ever seen and be crowned snoop dog jr
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>>681349539
tobacco ruins the high and makes it taste like shit also it could make you nauseous and feel sick
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>>681349315
Learned this the hard way
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>>681348366
always when trying a new drug search for info on the net, even on youtube, anywhere on the internet except for 4 chan, especially /b/.

my advice search in youtube for set and setting in drugs
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>>681348366
i did it first time at school, i threw up and got very sick
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Smoke bare bud and then get slapped in the face by your friends cat. Source, me.
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>>681349539
While it is better to have a less intensive high, the effects of mango don't make you any higher, it just makes the high better. I'd highly (hehe) recommend it.
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>>681349539
>how can I prevent worrying about it?
You might get a bit of anxiety or maybe a panic attack because you're not used to the sensation, and it might feel like you're leaving you body, but just don't worry about that and remind yourself of the science behind marijuana. The effects don't last forever, and what you're feeling is the drug so it's not like you're going to die. Bring a bottle of water because the first times you smoke weed, it will make you feel like your throat just got pissed on by the devil himself. Enjoy yourself, but don't push your limits too far.
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>>681348366
> "invited"

"fuck off"
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Do not drink.
Enjoy
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Ask for a blowback
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Headshots are cool imo, ask for one
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>>681348366
I did my first time at my last job at a company party. Shit went well however collegues got pissed because we ate all the snacks. Just take a chill pill and prepare a lot of snacks. Also do not smoke in public because that gives serious paranoia.
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>>681350000
Holy Quads
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>>681348
Try to keep up smoke wise with rveryone at the party. At these sessions whoever smokes the least is looked down upon. Also when you feel it kick in intense stare anyone in the room who makes eye contact. Intense stare while stoned equalls itself out to good converstational eye contact
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>>681348366
You probably won't get high.
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Try to not get too high and you will feel great, oversmoking can be uncomfortable because you tend to forget where are you or who are you. If you DO get too high, you are up for a hell of a trip. If you start feeling kinda off, eat something sweet.
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>>681349527
>smoke out of gb's so long I'm used to them and forget how much they actually rip
>staying at friend's college for the weekend
>one if his friends buys us liquor so I pull a fat rip for him out of a gravity bong
>turns out he doesn't smoke much
>he immediately proceeds to sit down by the door of my buddy's dorm and puts his head in his hands for about 45 minutes
>I've already been drinking and smoking for several hours before this so the best I can do for him is a little "you good bro?" after letting him chill out for a bit
>he stands up and leaves without saying anything
probably shouldn't be using gravs as my go-to smoking tool, seeing that reminded me just how retarded they actually are.
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>>681348887
It's not. My second time I smoked weed I vomited seven times. Since then I can't really enjoy weed anymore
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>>681349539
Smoking more weed should help with the anxiety
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>>681350169
you are evil
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OP don't be stupid and think about the bad stuffs that never happen, just enjoy yourself like youwould with alcohol.

My mom used to tell me I would end up being a skizo and shit like that.I was really stressed the first times until I realized everything was good
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>>681348366
Try to keep up smoke wise with rveryone at the party. At these sessions whoever smokes the least is looked down upon. Also when you feel it kick in intense stare anyone in the room who makes eye contact. Intense stare while stoned equalls itself out to good converstational eye contact
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>>681348731
everyone has different experiences with it, your chemistry proly doesnt work well with it
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>>681350214

Nobody forgets who they are on weed. You're basically the same person, just a bit fucked up but much less powerful than what drinking can do to you
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>>681349799
Not op but how does it ruin the high? I legit wanna know because I always use it in my zoots.
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>Be me
>14yo little beta fag
>hang out with gantsa wannabes
>tell me they wanna smoke the ganja wit me
>holy shit, this is my chance to be cool
>fuckyea.jpeg
>Go with them after school to foresty are
>5 of us, only 3 were gonna smoke at first so they could keep an eye out for trouble
>we toke
>10 mins go by
>start feeling that shit
>feelsgoodman
>1st high guy, lets call him Zeus
>thinks its a good idea to pull out his pocket knife
>2nd high guy, lets call him Dave
>Tells Zeus to put away knife
>Zeus starts taking fake cuts at Dave to try and sketch him out
>mfw I'm high as balls and I don't give a fuck
Cont?
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>>681348366
Been smoking for about 3 years now, trust me man it's really fucking difficult to have a bad time when you get stoned. Everyone there will be super excited to teach you what they know about it, and you'll get high and feel good. Try to make this less about smoking weed for your first time, and more about doing something with your friends, because it truly is a great way to make connections and build relationships. Have fun.
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>>681348366
You will end up sucking eachothers dicks, I guarantee it.
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Just take it easy, take a couple hits then wait and see how you feel before you keep going. You might not get high the first time, but then again you might so you don't want to over-do it. I've never had a bad experience but I've had friends who have greened out and it seemed pretty shitty, so again it's important to pace yourself!

My only tip is to have a big ass drink with you bc your mouth will be super dry
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>>681350264
Can anyone help me with it?
It's probably because there was too much tobacco in the joint. But I get anxious when I smoke pure weed
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>>681350499
thanks Dad!
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When you take a fat hit of weed, hold it in for a good 20 seconds and then exhale and go "GNOOO"

you'll be blazing like the pros brah
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>>681350368
Don't you dare listening to this fag
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>>681350440
it doesn't, i've been playing around with rolling with or without and using a little tobacco as the base doesn't do anything.
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>>681348366
The best advice is to do what you feel is natural and don't forget it's two puffs pass to the left, don't forget to inhale again once the smoke is in your mouth it's in your lungs where you get the most high
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>>681348366
Marijuana makes you gay and homosexual faggot don't do it.
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>>681349044
It's been scientifically proven anything more than a couple seconds only hurts your lungs and nothing more
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>>681350368
This guy's a faggot, nobody cares how much of it you smoke as long as you don't smoke all of it.
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>>681350627
>he doesn't inhale straight to his lungs
what the fuck
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>>681350440
personal experience, I used to smoke only with friends who always mixed it with tobacco, a lot of times it made me feel bad, I recently started smoking joints with only weed and it made me feel way better, maybe it's just me but the high is really different
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>>681350368
Exposing your penis and gyrating your scrotum are also proper etiquette
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>>681350771
that's because nicotine just fucking sucks
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>>681350723
Fuck you, dont listen to this fag OP hold that shit in for as long as you can so your lungs can absorb all the THC
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>>681349127
>food will be awesome

There's nothing better than getting completely ripped and just devouring a pint of Ben & Jerrys
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>>681350771
Did you suck a dick? You have to suck dick while smoking pot to get the full experience.
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>>681350983
taking benzos and doing the same
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>>681350771
I think its different for every individual. I dont feel sick or anything like that after smoking a spliff. Same for my first time.
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>>681349539
If Arizona ice tea costs any more than a dollar, you're gettin ripped off.

Unless you're talking about the gallon jugs. You may or may not still be getting ripped off
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>>681349566
Will definitely try not to take too much.

>>681349696
>>681349799
But, if I smoke it pure, wouldn't it be too intesive for the first time? I'm really trying to avoid any panic attacks etc, probably will have class after that too.

>>681349815
I did research on Google for a few hours, but I'd also like to know the opinion of regular/once-a-year users, not actual stoners.

>>681349845
Share the story.

>>681349932
>it might feel like you're leaving your body
Sounds really scary to be honest.

>>681350127
We're probably going to a lake. Bad idea?

>>681350170
Heard that too. How can I avoid not getting high? As I said, I don't want it to be too intensive anyway.

>>681350368
It's just me and a friend.

>>681350434
Really? Seems like I overestimated weed a bit.

>>681350499
Thanks for the words man.

>>681350554
Will have enough beverages with me. Share your story!

>>681350264
>>681350571
Sounds terrible.

>>681350771
I don't know what to do right now to be honest. If it destroys the high like that I might consider not doing it.
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Don't drink to much if you do you can puke.
If you smoke to much you can puke.
Just take it easy smoke what you think you can handle don't over do it.

Puking while high is not fun and it hurts like a bitch
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>>681348366
>Smoked weed for the first time about 2 months ago
>I was leaving my friends who all had been smoking forever, I never did it, they would pass around the bong and I would reject it
>finally on my last hoorah with my friends i did it, I was also drunk and the same time so it was weird.
>could not stop laughing at everything
>laughed so much I actually got angry and freaked out and everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at me
>the little sober part of me knew i freaked out and apologized everyone and we all laughed as I ended up getting super philosophical.

tl;dr its an interesting experience, I personally dont go out of my way to smoke but it can be fun around friends.
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>>681350771
I've been smoking with tobacco for about 6months now and only puked once cuz I smoked way to much. I guess it's personal preference.
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>>681350983
No, it sucks because it makes you really hungry, but you can't tasted the food.
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>>681350941

Its oxygen depravation that will make you high, not keeping the Thc in
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>>681350571
Sometimes when I get higher than I would like to be, shit gets pretty intense, but freaking out is not the way to go. Realize that it's just marijuana and the effects won't last forever, play some music, and take a seat. The more you overthink it, the worse it'll be. Try and enjoy yourself and be social. Trust me, I'm no stoner, but I've had my fair share, and there have been times where I've been way too stoned, but I kept my shit together. Recently almost had an accidental psychadelic experience with marijuana. Took an edible candy that was more potent than I was expecting. Kept my shit together though, and just let time pass by for the effects to leave.
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>>681351053
That's not even real tea you butt fucker.
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>>681349947
>being this retarded
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>>681351054
You should start sucking dick now to build up your tolerance, this way you won't dissapointed your friends.
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>>681351054
I'm smoking about 1 time every 2 month or less, what do you want to know about experiences?
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>>681350460
>10 mins go by of Zeus taking fake cuts at Dave
>Me and sober two stopped giving a shit
>Enjoying the vibrations of the earth and shit
>From behind me I hear a noise
>"DUDE!"
>Turn around to see Dave with his finger pointing at Zeus
>Zeus looks like he shit himself
>Blood shoots out of Dave's finger
>3 fucking feet into the air at least
>"OH SHIT!"
>Dave looks at Zeus
>"Not cool dude"
>Passes the fuck out
>Zeus puts his knife away
>lies on ground
>goes to sleep
>this muthafucka slices open Dave's finger and starts taking a powernap
>still higher than a fucking kite
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>>681348366
>Smoke a few puffs
>wait 10min to ease yourself into
>see how comfortable you are before you take another toke
>dont smoke if youre not feeling comfortable after thr 1st few puffs

Smoking out first timers is cool and all, but sometimes you get douchey stoners who just wanna get stupid. With that said, they'll try to get you stupid with them leaving you to have a bad 1st time experience and turning you away from it all together. Take it easy at first and dont over do it.
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>>681349539
>a few cheeseburgers

You have no idea what you're in for, bro.
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>>681351054
If you got class OP, i wouldnt recommend smoking before then because thats when you start over thinking shit, also dont drive while first time getting high. Maybe your 4th or 5th time
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>>681351007
>smoking
I injected only 1 marijuana
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>>681351054
The part where I said "might feel like you're leaving your body" is typically only when you push your limits too far. Just don't be a show off, and realize that while close to harmless, it is still a drug. Just do what comes naturally for yourself.
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First time i Smoked weed was in a park with a stoner mate in the freezing cold. Smoked Bubbleberry... Wrong strain to start smoking weed with... was high as a mother fucker.... felt like i was drunk but without feeling like shit... GO OUT AND SMOKE SOME WEED AND HAVE SOME FUN! :D Good luck annon!
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>>681351054
It doesnt destroy the high man. If you want to be sure you won't vom because of tobacco, ask for a ciggy or something. If you feel fine after taking a couple of tokes, just smoke the weed with tobacco like your friend does.
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>>681351124
Thank you man. Yeah I'll try next time with a textbook where I can write to not think too much about it.
Can I use some other drugs to relax me a bittle lit b4?
Like alcohol, smoking idk
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>>681351279
Your thumb looks weird. Did your mom eat much fish when she was pregnant with you?
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>>681351279
not bad. It's a step above gas station glass. But getting into "whose piece is prettier" will always lead to defeat.
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You might not get high at the fist time
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>>681348366
he'll be expecting a blow job in return
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>>681351054
the first time I smoked I didn't really any different but walking up the stairs was trippy as fuck
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>>681348366
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Don't make any more plans for the evening and just enjoy.

Smoke a bit and let the effects kick in, wait like 1/2 hour and then decide. Don't just smoke more, more, more during the first 5 minutes waiting to feel something and then it all kicks at once and you realize you did too much.
.
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>>681351508
I second this
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>>681351508
when is the fist time?
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>>681351446
?????
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>be me
>smoked weed 3-4 times
>smoke a lot with friends one time
>start throwing up
>in bathroom
>throwing up for at least 2 hours in there

wtf happened?
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>>681351561
at 3 am
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>>681350434
>>681351054

Really. I've been smoking for a few years now, when I really want to get fucked up, I drink. Weed has some kind of treshold limit where you won't get any higher than you already are. I smoked a lot in short span of time, several, uncountable times and I have never experienced any desorientation like that.

The worst I experienced was feeling like I was going to faint (which is a phobia of mine), if you really feel bad, take water and sugar, just sit somewhere and think about something else (friend, youtube, whatever really), in 20 minutes you'll be as good as new
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>>681348366
Take a few good hits, give it 10 minutes and see how you feel.
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>>681351579
k2?
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>>681351597
those are real nigga hours
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>>681351446
Idk maybe, I just have big hands with long fingers so it might look weird
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>>681349315
Glass before grass and you're on your ass.
Grass before beer and you're in the clear.
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>>681351028
Eh. Benzos kinda suck
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>>681351437
Everybody's different, but I discourage mixing drugs. I personally refuse to mix marijuana with anything, even caffeine, but that's just me.
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>>681351185
Exactly why I prefer clover farms tea over it
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>>681351579
I threw up on their feet while we were sitting in a circle... good times
Rest of the evening my view was like in slow motion
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It's crazy in the beginning (in a good way), then after a while it gets gooooooood, but after a few years you might start feeling self-conscious, thinking about sad stuff and life in general, or getting paranoid.

Most enjoy it throughout their life though, but some side effects might occur after a few years if you're predispositioned or prone to mental illness.
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>>681351681
the trick is to not take more than a small amount
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>>681348366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DP0nIFSIxc&feature=youtu.be
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>>681351102
You can totally taste the food. Everything tastes amazing. Especially if you had some good shit
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Yeah you definitely don't want to mix weed and tobacco. Makes it taste like shit and it can burn when you go to smoke it. Ask your friend if you can not mix it just have pure weed
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>>681348366
You can feel pain in your lungs, don't panick, is nothing serious
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>>681351801
until your tolerance builds and you're addicted
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>>681351105
This

They've proven you stop absorbing the thc after a couple sec
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Eat mango about half an hour before you start smoking >.>
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>>681351941
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>>681351618
If you use enough potent forms of THC in a small amount of time, it has been known to be able to be psychadelic. Probably helps if you have a low tolerance as well. I came close to having one of these experiences, and I was not expecting it so it caught me off guard a bit. Cheers though.
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>>681351579
You swallowed too much smoke. Next time take smaller hits, hold the smoke in your mouth for a second or two, and then slowly and steadily breathe in through your mouth into your lungs.
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>>681351896
unless you moderate your use.
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>>681351632
definitely real weed
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>>681351847
I can't. Except really spicy shit. And good beer tastes like water. Maybe it's just me.
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>first time smoking weed: didn't feel shit
>second time smoking weed: didn't feel shit
>buy bong
>third time with friend
>high as a motherfucker
>look at something normal
>get a, what feels like 10 min, flash back before my eyes
>sweet
that's when I started smoking a lot and eating a lot of spacecake and shit. Until one day

>with girlfriend and two other friends
>Let's call them gf, N and L
>L is a first timer
>make this new sweet cake recipe
>turns out stronger than I thought
>I haven't been this high, have I?
>L goes bad
>starts barfing all over the place because his autism
>N just walks away
>me and gf feel paralized on the couch
>L goes to bathroom
>comes back after half an hour
>meanwhile I'm making watermelon juice with N
>L sleeps on floor
>gf also passes out
>go for a midnight hike with N
>lots of fun
>get back to house
>sleep
Overal pretty good but pretty shitty
Stupid me wants to try shrooms a week later with L's barf fresh in mind
>Do shrooms with other friend
>feels pretty good
>flashbacks to L's barf
>feel sick all the time
>didn't throw up
>visuals and thoughts were cool

Since then I haven't enjoyed smoking or drinking or anything drugs related anymore. Also I can feel my stomach much more, more often feel sick etc.
What do I do, how do I enjoy smoking again?
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while high have a debate with your friend on important subjects.
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>>681351351
>freaking the fuck out
>thought Dave was going to die
>we pick him up and prop him on a log
>finger is bleeding pretty bad
>shit's deep bruh
>wrap his finger in a sock
>sober friends tell me to walk to McDonalds to get water and food for Dave
>mfw I'm still higher than the Himalayas
>fuckit.jpeg
>set out on my adventure
>walking the in summer sun sucks shit
>feels like days
>finally see the McDonald's
>winning
>go inside
>realize that I am way too high to interact with people
>go up to cashier
>"Can I get a water cup...
>...and that's it, please and thank you!"
>Cashier looks at me funny
>hands me water cup
>fill that shit with water
>grab fistful of napkins
>Usain Bolt the Fuck outta there
>Sprint all the way back
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>>681351801
I used to take Benzos for anxiety anyway so they affected me differently. 2mg and I was ready to just take a nap. No real high
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>>681351968
>weed being more and more accepted
>gays also being widely accepted now

Makes sense
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>>681348366
>Always have music playing. Mellow, relaxing shit is the best way to go. Pink Floyd, Notorious B.I.G, Tame Impala, Lush, whichever way you swing.
>Remember to inhale. Holding the smoke in your mouth won't do dick to get you high.
>If it seems kind of harsh, remember that it's only temporary. If you really don't like the feeling, eat some pistachios, they have a compound in them that promotes clearheadedness and will make the sensation less intense.
>Have a drink. Some people get dry mouths when they smoke.
>Play some video games that don't require much thinking.
>Remember, weed isn't addictive, won't kill you and won't make you hallucinate and kill all your friends.
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>>681352210
Intelligent conversations are the best while high.
10/10 would agree
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>>681352046
yeah but how the fuck often does that happen with benzos
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>>681350734
i actually experienced being around a person like him when i was high with some friends.
It absolutely ruined my high
>be me at a get-together with some friends
>pitch in 35$ friends pitch in 10,10,25$
>start smoking our bud at jew friends house
>after a while of smoking bud decide its time to stop
>redhead who only paid 10$ gets pissed that im not smoking more
>starts yelling at me and trying to fight me because i took a break from smoking
>claims i should smoke more because he paid 10$
continue?
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>>681352272
Shitty benzos then probably, i've had some that didn't do anything to me and some that were euphoric as fuck, especially if you're smoking a joint and maybe having a beer.
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>>681348366
My cousin got high at a family reunion and tried to suck my grandfathers dick. It may have been laced with something. I don't think we'll ever know, he dosent come around very often anymore...
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>>681352403
Continue Anon.
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Actually smoke it. Dont waste my weed faking it.

Dont act higher than you are. Have some dignity.
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>>681352323

Conversations, not necessarly intelligent. I remember when I was 16, my best friend and I would get fucked up and argue about stupid shit like the universe or the stars . Was going nowhere but everybody was having a good time
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>>681350420
He means the vision part of being high, you know, the pressure that builds up behind your eye when you smoke... I think anyway, as thats exactly how i would describe it
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>>681352323
Yeah, I got into it with my dad about how root beer and sasperella are competing brands like Pepsi and Coke. I think he suspected I was high.
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>>681351102
>you can't taste the food

Are you sure you were high?
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I was going to eat at my friend's house and saw a man that was following me, he was closer and closer everytime I saw at my back so I decided to run like Usaint Bolt and noticed that the man was my shadow lol
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fucking relax kid, its just another placebo. smoke all of it you can it cant kill you.
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>>681348366
>a weed session
FUCK how new can you possibly be?
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>>681352736
Yes. Extremely. Maybe I was to high?
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>>681352746
fuck that fucking lion always made me jump behind the couch out when i saw it as a child
shit was scary man
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>>681352323
Time travel conversations are epic
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>>681352600
Well true. Conversations make it intersecting. And when I say intelligent conversations I mean things other than what you did or stupid shit.
> universe
> politics
> aliens
> things in the ocean
Just stuff you normally wouldn't talk about
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>>681348366
Don't do it anon. It's a gateway drug makes you gay sucking dick.
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>>681352229
>make it back to crew
>"HERES THE WATER!"
>"Wheres the food"
>mfw I fucking forgot the food
>"whatever man"
>clean his wound
>give him some water to drink
>but I am not done
>I must complete my quest
>Search the ground for food to give Dave
>Find months old bag of half eaten off brand cheerios
>walk up to Dave when others aren't looking
>"Dude, you gotta eat this!"
>start hand feeding him these cheerios
>looks up at me only once
>says "dude, these cheerios is nasty"
>Keep feeding him the cheerios
>get through the entire bag before sober friends notice
>"What the fuck are you doing Anon?!"
>"I'M SAVING HIS LIFE!"
>We dip, leaving Zeus
>Fuck that guy
We ended up taking Dave to his house. We cleaned his cut and got him some food. Now he has a sick scar on his finger.
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>>681348366
Ask for a wall hit, cant go wrong with that
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>>681352896
I know right, one of the earliest things i can remember that freaked me the fuck out
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>>681352403
>tell him to shut the hell up and let me enjoy my high
>triggered.jpeg
>he goes off the wall bitching at me saying im a shitty friend because i don't wanna smoke more
>continues to throw a huge bitch-fit
>starts trying to pick apart my happy-go-lucky stoner personality
>starts trying to tell me all my friends hate me
>friends look over bewildered at this guy
>he starts yelling that hes the alpha and deserves blah blah blah
>im feeling pretty anxious at this time
>get up and leave and take some bud with me
>next day
>redhead shows up at the house asking for the bud i took back
>says he deserves it after what i said to him last night
>what the fuck is this guy talking about
>tell him to get the fuck off of my property
>never hang out with him again

This dude had some serious issues
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>>681351347
Any bad experiences?
>>681351354
It's just a friend and me. He's definitely not like that.
>>681351365
Why?
>>681351366
It's not hard or anything. We won't do much.
>>681351382
Alright man. Thank you!
>>681351400
Thanks for the positive vibes, Anon!
>>681351417
There won't be too much tobacco in it. Just enough to light the weed properly.
>>681351508
Second time this is posted. Anyone dare to explain?
>>681351543
I can imagine. Was it like being drunk?
>>681351546
4 hours of class will be my "plans".. I'll have 2 hours for the whole "session".
>>681351579
Not good. Want to prevent this.
>>681351618
Thanks for the tip.
>>681351625
Not too strong though, right?
>>681351053
€1,49
>>681351795
What's the best thing to think of? What music?
>>681351862
I'm kind of used to lung pain.
>>681352317
Really nice and short tips. Thank you!
>>681352210
Actually experienced a high friend trying to do that with me. Hilarious.
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>>681352585

Ahaha reminds me of some funny story.

> b/ me around 18, comes back to home town and friend asks me if I know my sister have been selling cocaine (she was like 15)
> Me a bit surprised, she is not the style
> Confront her just to be sure
> Turns out one of her friend is a useless stupid wannabe
> Sister knows she is full shit and tell her she can get cocaine with her brother
> Stupid cunt pays 60euros for crushed dolipran
> She acts all fucked up after snorting while sister and friends film knowing she's faking.

Felt ashamed I did not think of doing that shit when I was her age
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>>681352956
Yeah a gateway drug to the fridge.
I know some who has smoke for 40+ years.
Only smokes weed hasn't done anything else.
Gateway drug my ass.
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dont do weed, a friend of me used it once and now he is acoustic
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>>681348366
Make sure your "friend" is getting his shit from a decent source, so it isn't laced with something nasty

Work out, go for a walk, or do w/e relaxes you prior to partaking so you aren't a nervous fuck who panics or gets obnoxious

Pass to the left

DON'T FUCKING DROOL ON THE PIECE YOU RETARDED INFANT

If it's your first time, nobody will expect you to bring something to pass. If you start hanging with them frequently, don't be a faggot & bring something to share

You are going to cough - probably a lot. Find a way to handle it - don't sperg out in a coughing fit that ends in mucus rainbows

Have somewhere to be until it wears off - don't be a dick and drive while high
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>>681353137
>why?

Because you're going to want to eat everything you can get your hands on. Being a good variety and bring a lot.
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>>681349539
>Why not? He told me he is probably going to mix it.
It'll burn better but the nicotine rush is very bad especially if you don't smoke cigs
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>>681353341
>Make sure your "friend" is getting his shit from a decent source, so it isn't laced with something nasty

And this is why living where it's legal is awesome. No shady sources.
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>>681353306
I think I know that kid.
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Don't nigger lip the joint/blunt
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I am a smoker so maybe you guys feel something that I don't but the only difference I see is that pure weed smokes like shit, you have to light it countless times again and it always burn uneven which is a pain too
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>>681349539
Ugh, who the fuck mixes weed with tobacco? That's just some loser grade shit right there
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>>681353743

In Europe everybody
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>>681353743
What if you like both?
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>>681353839
not me
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>>681353743
niggers do
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>>681353137
Listen to some good electronic music like the type mrsuicidesheep posts on YouTube, or classical. A lot of club music and rap sounds great as well.

Don't have anything planned, and just focus on having a good time with friends. Don't think about stuff like family or what you have to do tomorrow or how your life's going. Just kick back, and enjoy the ride and company.

Don't so anything that you'll have to put much effort into, like driving or walking to the corner store. Get all your munchies and fun stuffs beforehand.
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>>681353731
Vape or use a pipe/bong

Joints ruin the flavor anyway.

And a properly rolled commercial joint burns even and doesn't need relit
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>>681348366
I herd marijuanas wuz gateway drugz
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>>681353743
are you 12? its called a spliff you newfag, people smoke then across the globe
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>>681348366
>"invited"
Sounds like there's a story here. Elaborate.
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>>681353731
Unless you have a decent amount of wee and it's rolled good.
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ignore all these faggots talking about the taste
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>>681353914
No, I'm 32 and have been smoking since I was 16.

Pretty sure it's a regional thing. I've never heard it called a spliff. The dispensaries here even label them as joints
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Don't go gay
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>>681348366
As long as it's really weed and not laced with anything else you're in for a treat.
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>>681351279
Looks like a sunset. Really beautiful.
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>>681348366
make sure your friend knows youve never smoked before. also you probably wont need more than 1 hit so dont go blowing your brains out
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>>681348366
Whatever you do, DO NOT think about sucking your friends dick.
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>>681354174
Is this bait? 0/10
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>>681354174
joints arent spliffs you moron, two different things
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>>681348366
>Anyone had bad experiences?
Just with this question, you are doing it wrong...
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>>681353341
Thanks :)

>>681353403
We're probably going to get like 5-6 cheeseburgers. Enough?

>>681353486
He is going to mix in a little bit, just to get the weed to burn better.

>>681353743
Read above.

>>681353889
Thanks man!

>>681353925
He just asked me if I want to share a joint with him tomorrow. Nothing special actually.

>>681354471
I told him. But why is it so important anyway?
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>>681354491
Now all he's going to do is think about that d.

Never have Sucked a dick while high. Might need to try it some day. Whenever I can start smoking again (work does piss tests)
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>>681354596
It's a regional/personal thing retard.
It even gets called other names by different people living in the same house.
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>>681354540
Not bait. The truth. I have never heard anyone in Arizona or Colorado refer to it as a spliff
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>>681354830
I call it a spliff and I live in the south
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>>681354691
I sucked black dick when I get high. The best of the year before that up with my mom the best of luck to all my life and death ooooooo is the only way you want me too I think I can see the point where you are not the faggot.
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>>681349315
The fuck? I always get drink (am drunk) first before smoking. I use weed as a sort of equalizer and only take about 3 hits off a pipe and I'm golden after.
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>>681353839
Not me.
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>>681353905

I don't do bongs because I actually like to take my time when I smoke, whether alone or in a social environment. I don't mind the flavor that much.

Also, I smoke a lot of hash for which you need tabacco unless you smoke in a pipe.

>>681353928

I get that some people don't, but around you ? Where from in Europe?
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>>681354952
Nobody cares, shut the fuck up before I come and hit you.
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>>681354739
>5-6 cheeseburgers

Each?

Idunno man. If they're big, sure. If they're mcdonalds, probably not.

This is why is nice to do it at home with a stocked pantry and delivery available
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>>681354974
>I live in the south
Well there's your problem
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>>681354471
>>681354739
so he knows not too put a blunt to your dome. and if you start trippin balls he knows why. trust me its polite.
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>>681355194
>I don't do bongs because I actually like to take my time when I smoke
You can smoke a bong slowly too...
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>>681348366
>420chan.org
Begone faggot stoners.
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>>681349162
This. I did a marijuana one time 12 years ago, and my insides never stopped itching.
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>>681355258
Oh go suck a black dick
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>>681355580
You must suck a dick for it to subside.
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Sup anon long time social smoker here, I've never bought weed but people give me a shit ton.

The first time you might not get high because your body will metabolize the THC too rapidly or something. It's very common and i didn't get high the first time, but I'm sure if you smoke a lot you will. The first couple times are the best so make sure you cherish it, it may feel like your head is big or you're floating, everything is just more fun and enjoyable when you're high. People who are saying you're anxious or paranoid are fucking with you, weed makes you not give a shit about anything I've been caught by the cops twice and neither time did i care at all lol.
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>>681355470
How I'd love to move to Colorado or Washington. But can't so fuck off
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>>681349162
Kek.
5/10
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>>681349028
At least not until you get used to it
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>>681349520
This, all the way
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>>681355517

I'd be curious to learn about your technique ! I used to smoke bongs when a few years back, usually when I did not have time or too lazy for a joint. I'd just burn it until its gone and swallow it all, what other way is there ?
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>>681355194
>Also, I smoke a lot of hash for which you need tabacco unless you smoke in a pipe.
Hash deserves to be smoked in a pipe.
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>>681351579
I smoke weed very often and this has also happened to me once before. Very strange
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>>681355744
Maybe if the Dea reschedules it properly and they aren't fuckwads about it, you won't have to move
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>>681348366

I'm high right now. Went n saw jungle book with my wife today. Was purrty good high. Not that great of a movie but some feels were intense
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>>681355897
Smaller tokes. Don't continue to burn the weed with the lighter. Get a cheery on it and just pull. Try to burn the edges first
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There is so much misinformation in here, it's actually disheartening knowing people just blatantly push bullshit.

>Dress comfortable
>Don't smoke in places you're not comfortable or familiar in.
It's your first time. You don't want to be out in the woods at night or some random building, etc.
Paranoia and anxiety are possibilities if you get too high
>You probably won't get too high
It could take you one puff, it could take you one session.
Everyone gets high differently.
>Slow and low
Take your draws (hits) smooth and slow and keep your amount of hits low.
You don't want to breath in quickly, the added air will increase burning, which increases temp, which increases how harsh your hit is.
Don't rush it!
Last thing you need is to miss the golden peak of high, because your friends bagged on you or you thought you could take it.
>3 seconds
This is all you need for a hit.
>Initial breath
When you breath in your hit and you're finished, go ahead and take in a small breath of air to help push the smoke into your lungs.
Hold for 3 seconds, then exhale all air.
>Have drinks and food readily available
>JUST RELAX.
This is meant to be fun, not stressful.
You're new. Ask friends questions if you're confused about something.
Always take advice with a grain of salt and research it on your own.
Leafly and Weedmaps are great sources of cannabis info.
>Sensory reception is going to be enhanced.
Sounds will seem clearer or muffled, colors will be brighter, shadows and darker colors will seem more defined.
You'll notice the birds chirping (all of them) and their calls, shit you'll notice a lot of things you missed before.
Be ready to have an appreciation for things you maybe never cared about before
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A couple of tips:
1. Don't cough into the piece and blow weed everywhere you stupid fucktard.
2. Make sure you pretend you're higher than you actually are, you get away with it the first couple of times and it's really fun.
3. It'll burn your throat, that means it goes down, just drink water and you'll be cool.
4. If you close your eyes and just describe what you're imagining you'll be the coolest kid in the room, and then you'll fall asleep.
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>>681356084
Yeah of it was legal everywhere fuck moving XD
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>>681355739

How can you be a non-regular smoker and manage to be caught twice !? You must be doing something wrong

I've been a heavy smoker for 5years +, been caught twice, one in the beggining when still young and stupid, smoking in da street rebel style and once by dogs in a train station.

Lucky me it's Europe so never even went to the police station
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>>681355739
that depends on the person man, it enhances your thoughts and emotions. so naturally anxious and paranoid people can just feel the same but more intensely. but ur right that doesnt mean they will, its far more likely to chill whoever out
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>>681350169
Truth
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>>681355943
What do we get a follow from you in my room for a long day at work today I don't have the right way too many times do I get a follow back on my way home from work on a Friday afternoon with my mom and my friends to the gym today is the best you could do that in my room for a long way in which he was the best thing to say I don't think it's time I get my money and time consuming but it would have a nice dream about the new one and the best thing to say I don't think it's time for me I was in my life is a good time with the best of all oops my mom and my friends to the point where you can do is get it together with a lot more than one nigger.
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>>681355897
>burn it til it's gone
What?

You light it, suck in to fill the chamber then stop. Pull the stem and inhale the smoke. It's like a good hit off a pipe but less harsh. You can smoke slowly.

It ain't rocket science (it's weed science!)
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>>681355897
You just have to regulate how hard you are sucking (is this the right word for it? I am German and sucking on a bong sounds weird).
Also you can change how you hold the lighter or an other fire. don't hold it straight at the weed/hash.
And you can smoke one little piece after the other and not just all at once. You also don't smoke a whole joint in one tokk, even when you are smoking alone.
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>>681355897
Look up cornering. Stir often. To keep it from burning I always put my grinder on top of the bowl to smoke it out
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>>681355521
>thinking this site belongs to you
>being this much of an entitled faggot
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wake me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQYoNcRxQ5Y
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>>681355943
Do you smoke with tobacco?
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>>681356013

I think you're mistaken my friend. Weed is hardly a drog, being a pothead did not interfere much in my life or prevent me from having a career. People who say so are using it as an excuse to justify their own failure.
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>>681348707
No aby ne kdyz sme hulicskej narod
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>>681351579
Did you smoked with tobacco?
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>>681356430
For real who burns the entire thing at one time? Like we you doing
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The worst high i've ever had was when i hyperventilated and became immobile on the couch, with a rapid as fuck heartbeat that felt like gunshots, and breathing felt like exhaling fire.
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>>681355920

It's personal I guess, I don't like pipes, its feels weird compared to smoking, I always feel like I am doing something wrong whenever I smoke with it (maybe I am). Anyway, good has is good, period. And you can taste it just fine with tabbaco
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>>681350368
This is the god's honest truth.. I didn't keep up my first time, and everyone took turns fucking me in the ass for what felt like hours. We had good snacks tho. Over all, shit was cash
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>>681356619
>Weed is hardly a drog
Weed definitly is a drug.
Drugs don't have to make you become a junkie or some shit like that.
If you use drugs responsible it is fine and you will get no problems.

I hate those "muh weed isn't a drug, it is a plant" faggots.
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>>681356279
Because the people i smoke with are dumbasses. Like i said I've never bought weed people just give it to me, one time I was in a friends dorm and he pulled out a Vape and we started hitting it, well the cops were doing a patrol around the dorms and smelled it so he got busted, but since it wasn't my weed i didnt get charged.
Second time i was visiting a friend at another school, they said they had a reliable smoke spot on top of a parking garage. Turns out the cops knew kids were smoking up there so they staked the place out and 4 bowls in they surrounded us, luckily i dumped the weed before they got there so they couldn't charge us with possession because we "smoked it all".

I'm just unlucky lmao
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>>681355366
We've got a Mcdonalds and grocery store like 10mins away from the place. I think we'd be fine about that.

>>681355507
Alright, thank you. He knows though.

>>681355739
But if I don't get high at the first time, wouldn't it just be a waste? But thanks!

>>681356187
Thanks a lot for all that. Especially the last part. I just want to make sure that everything goes right and know what to expect.

>>681356249
>Make sure you pretend you're higher than you actually are
Why? How does it help?

>>681356734
Sounds horrible. Took too much?
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Should we collect some jams for OP?

https://youtu.be/gE5bD54-ewg
https://youtu.be/G5RzpPrOd-4
https://youtu.be/XVQi0jTWy1U
https://youtu.be/GlzR59l_cQY
https://youtu.be/5KML7KN6hpI
https://youtu.be/6wXLseQA_uk
https://youtu.be/uryljBjB3uU
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>>681356897
>its feels weird compared to smoking
Smoking in a pipe, is smoking, moron.
You just have to get a nice pipe and enjoy it.
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>>681356619
a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

fuck off it IS a drug, remember that when you use it. It is an herb but that doesn't mean it isn't a fucking drug. Don't pull that shit.
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>>681350522
Dubs has spoken
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>>681356955
wut da fuq
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>>681356529
Is that you, AIDS.
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>>681357069
>But if I don't get high at the first time, wouldn't it just be a waste? But thanks!
Don't even think about not getting high.
And also don't think too hard abput getting high.
You just have to smoke and normaly chill with the others, then you will feel the effect when it comes.
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>>681356430

I am not a native speaker, maybe I did not express myself right. What I mean is :

I light it
I breath in until the whole thing burns through and it gets into the water, I then release my thumb from the hole at the back and inhale it all
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>>681357054
This.

Weed is definitely a drug. It is, however, probably the drug people would need to worry the least about. It's not dangerous, and it doesn't necessarily turn you into an useless hippy.

As with any other drug, whether or not you turn into a cunt or not depends on you.
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>>681357069
Everything is more enjoyable when you're high, the first time you're high you don't know what it's going to be like so if you just act like how you think a high person acts and imagine what you think weed will do to your mind you can have a lot of fun. Acting really dumb is fun and since you're new you have an excuse to be stupid and the people around you will get to make fun of you.
Trust me it's better than "I'm not sure if its working" "I don't think I'm high" Just smoke a lot and act fucked up thats what i did lmao
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>>681356955
That sounds like a good weed session.
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>>681357566
get the fuck out of here
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>>681349122
Cringe
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Even if you don't get high the first time it isn't a waste so do feel like it is. Your body just isn't use to it. Try again later and see if it changes
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>>681356897
Maybe find one like a Gandolf style or longer instead of a small piece. Should be less harsh on general imo. I started with a bong and didn't like regular pipes either. But now I'm used to it.
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>>681357054
>>681357056

Alright guys, fat is a drug, sugar is a drug etc... Come on you know exactly what I meant, compared to alcohol, heroin or cocaine, its neither as potent or dangerous, nor addictive
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>>681357566
why do you feel you have to fake?
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>>681356293
I suffer from depression and anxiety and both of those go away when I smoke.

So yeah, it really does depend on the person. I think most people that go paranoid are the ones that worry about getting caught
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>>681357522
But the negative aspects and effects are often underrated.
Weed has a partly psychedelic effect and really can fuck you up, as long as you are high.
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>>681348366
My brother shared a pot needle once and now He has autism.

Don't shoot up marijuana not even once
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>>681358071
Yes. The first r ime I tried it I was so worried I'd get caught and it just wasn't a good experience for me. Tried it again later didn't worry about anything and it was wonderful
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>>681357516
Almost nobody lights the whole thing at once unless you're trying to impress or show off. Small and controlled is the best. Just pull the bowl or slide out after 2 seconds or so
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>>681357069
OF course man. There are only two things happening:
Everything goes right and you get high
You don't get high, but the next time you smoke you most likely will get blasted.
It may seem like a new and strange thing that you're unsure about but I guarantee you there's no reason to assume anything negative will occur.
Just relax, enjoy it, and have something holding your attention. Whether it's vidya, movies, conversation about space and philosophy, etc.
My first time, we were just passing this bong around in a car, talking.
I didn't know it but 20 minutes after my first hit, i was baked. I just coasted into being high because we were talking in depth.
Just make sure these are trustworthy friends. Don'tsmoke with douchebags, your first few times.
>What method are you using?

>Why? How does it help?
It doesn't...at all.
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>>681356619
It's a drug.

But the trick is to use your recreational drugs recreationally
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OP IMO too much research is no good. You're going to get a head full of ALL KINDS of ideas, then have no control over them when you're high. Not saying lot makes you stupid, it just cause you to over analyze just about any stray thought. Just keep a level head, an open mind and chill. Just relax. You're going to have a blast. If your buddy is any kind of buddy to be smoking with he'll take care of you (sucks none of us know him, so, this is a judgment for you to make. How much do you trust this guy)
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OP?
Dont smoke if you got something serious to do in 4h, like school, parents or interaction with people who give fucks.
Might be good to do it on later evening.
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>>681357205

I tried but I can't manage to explain why it feels so different in english. Idk, when I smoke with a pipe, I end up breathing in the pipe rather than smoking it if it makes sense
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>>681358643
Pull with your lungs not your mouth
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>>681348366
dont smoke too much. take a hit or two, then you wait half an hour. then repeat if youre okay with it. a bad trip the first time i smoked, gave me anxiety for years. just take it easy and feel your way through it
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>>681348366

Only take 1-2 puffs if you're smoking medical-quality stuff. Wait for 15-30 mins and make sure you don't overdo it. A lot of stoners are obsessed with sativas which, albeit energy-inducing, ruin any deep-level thinking and relaxation in the process. You'll feel uptight, be anxious, and find yourself void of all social interactions around you.

I would ask them if they know what kind of strains they're smoking you out with ahead of time, or request indica only since it's your first time. A full indica strain will relax the hell out of you, and open up your train of thought to new possibilities when discussing various subjects. IMO, indica is the master race strain, coming from a long-time sativa lover. Although your reactions are skewed/slowed down, your thoughts will be a lot easier to maintain and process.

Have fun, OP. Hopefully you have a good friend.
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>>681358059
It's not that I have to fake its that I could enhance the high by putting myself in a enjoyable state of mind. It's something that i used to do when i first started smoking, exaggerating the effects of the drug that i can't do anymore because i did it so much. It really made weed a more enjoyable experience and I think if you're naturally an over-the-top person you can enrich your experience by acting like a fuckwad, but don't be annoying though, no one likes that one kid who gets stupid high and acts like an ass everytime, but the first time, you can do it and no one can shit on you that much because you ARE a noob.
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First time I got stoned with a couple of buddies I passed out and woke up with a bleeding asshole, I never knew that was a side effect of weed.
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>>681357516

>>681358810


Will try, thanks for the tips
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>>681357952
Are you serious? You are comparing weed with sugar and fat?

Weed can be addictive, weed can fuck people up, weed can affect your live in a very negative way.

As I posted before () the effects of weed, and I mean the negative effects and the high itself, are very underrated by many users.

Did you ever tried other drugs than alcohol and weed?
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>>681357107
Creating a playlist!

>>681357487
So basically, having a clear mind and having fun is the key to having a good high?

>>681357566
But I don't have to prove anything, and there will be no people around.

>>681357860
Thanks bro.

>>681358230
Is this actually some sort of thing? Good b8 tho.

>>681358389
To sum it up: I'll be smoking with one guy, next to a lake. We'll probably just chill and listen to music. Can you share some of your experience?


>>681358564
Read my second reply. "The key". Is that basically what you mean? Also, I'm trying not to dig too deep in it.

>>681358572
I'll have a 2h break, after that I'll have 3,5h of school. Nothing that requires much skill or anything though.

>>681358815
Why did you have a bad trip? Thanks for the tips.

>>681358868
It will be Silver Haze or something, if I'm not wrong. Can be something completely different too, though.
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>>681358389
>Just relax, enjoy it

That right there is the key.

Don't over think it. Just relax and have a good time. Don't worry about what to expect or expect to feel a certain way. Just smoke, laugh, eat, and have a good time
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Enjoy OP. Drink lots of water.
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>>681359143
No problem that is something I find people do with pipes. They try to smoke it like a joint/blunt. You can't have to pull with your lungs.
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Also OP listen to everyone telling you not to overdo it. There is truth in not getting high your first time. I had a while joint to myself the first time, and once I figured out how to smoke it I smoked the whole thing to no effect. The next time, same scenario, I had taken two solid pulls and I was absolutely fucked. Buddy's let me keep the joint, I busted the sucker open and (got a free one hitter from one of em) and was high many more times on my own time.

Moral: take it slow, be careful. If you don't feel anything, take it especially easy next time- you will then
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>>681359205
You will probably sleep in your classes. Or you will be really tired because it won't be interesting to you and you will be bored.
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>>681358910
>>681358059
>>681357566
Please, PLEASE, don't act.
I fucking hate it when people are acting but you obviously see they aren't that high.

But the Anon is right with the point that you can influence your high very good.
Being high (on whatever drug) is just a thing in your mind, and you can turn it this, or another way with your mind, when you are focusing o different sides of the high or things like that.
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>>681359205

If it's super silver haze, you might hallucinate if you smoke too much. I've had amazing intense experiences off haze strains, Super Silver Haze being the one that gave me some pretty intense closed-eye visuals (something you wouldn't expect from cannabis.)

Bring some headphones and put them on if you start to feel "too high." Music is definitely something that can bring you down to earth (or at least take your mind off how high up you are.)

Good luck, once again :)
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>>681359166

I did, I tried a lot of other drugs actually.

Weed is addictive because it makes you feel good, that's about it, just like sugar would. Unlike alcohol or other hard drugs, there are hardly any physical symptoms of withdrawal or anything.

I am not trying to minimize the fact that it is a drug, just puting it in perspective. I think a lot of people are actually expecting much more than it is really.

Also, weed don't fuck your life up, no drug fucks your life up, you fuck your life up by abusing drugs
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>>681359205
>Is this actually some sort of thing? Good b8 tho.
It's a meme, you dip.
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