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gay fur thread
Yay
my time is now
>>681345915
bloody homosexuals
we need more dragons someone post dragons
>>681346420
not a dragon but heres some scaley
webm coming in a min
good the thread hasn't died yet.
>>681347165
more bowser pls
thank
more bowser
>>681347383
thanks thats hot as hell
>tfw no bowser bf/master
Question. I wanna play with my ass. But I got some nasty shits today. What do?
My gf will behome in like 6 hours
>>681348285
Douche
>>681348450
Any ideas how to? I don't woman actual douche. Any home made recipes will work probably
>>681348285
>plastic bottle
>fill with water
>squat over toilet or shower
>push bottle top into butt and squirt in
>fart out brown water
>repeat til clear
OR
>plastic bottle
>fill with water
>squat over toilet or shower
>push bottle top into butt and squirt in
>wait til gf is home
>face down ass up
>spray gf
>laugh
>>681348539
A water bottle would do the trick. If it won't fit, it doesn't have to go in, just on.
Don't 404 on me!
>>681348917
>>681348898
Just made one. Let's see how this goes.
>>681349459
good luck anonon
>>681349459
Holy fuck that went seamlessly. Felt pretty nice too be Being filled up with hot liquids
>>681349859
Not too hot
>>681349859
its great isnt it
Any UK bros in?
>>681350102
sup
>>681349916
It was like warm tap water. Nothing too hot. >>681349946
Makes me feel like I have to take a huge shit tho lol
>>681350225
kek yeah thats normal. Same with riding a toy you'll feel the need to poop at first
>>681350187
Nothing much, just steeling down for the evening. Yourself?
>>681345915
I'd still eat out that guy's gaped hole.
>>681350225
Good job. I'd do it a few more times just to make sure.
>>681350295
Yeah gotta fit this in there. Then the mold of my dick
>>681350358
same really, chillin like a villain listening to music and playing xbox. Loved that tiger pic. Oh my
>>681350488
kek you made a mold of your dick
>>681350539
Just need the lions and bears to go with it now
>>681350790
kek well now we just need the lion
>>681350790
I fucking love bears.
>>681350928
Damn it, have no lions.
>>681351021
me neither. Also
>tfw no hunky bear bf
>>681350610
Cus it's kinda huge lol
>>681351021
Closest I have
>>681351209
Life is suffering without one.
>>681351265
Niice.
>>681351021
Bears are so yum
>>681351254
looks like a nice mold anyway
>>681351265
this
>>681351418
very nice
>>681351418
yep it is not fun
>>681351452
Yes, very much so.
>>681351575
Have one of my favorites. Even in .gif.
yo
>>681351657
nice! thanks. Heres one of my favourites
>>681351657
furris mane
>>681351657
Taken for future reference. Purely academical of course
>>681351933
I would do so many gay things for Falco.
>>681351961
Mh. Lovely. Imagine trying to squeeze down on that with every thrust. You'd be left senseless quickly.
>>681352011
yap
>>681352049
Same. For positional reference. Because that position for the guy on the bottom is ho- er, academic.
I need more cute trap ones
for scientific purposes of course
Water bottle ass guy here
Idk. Didn't feel like it was for me. I tried. Thanks for the help tho
>>681352281
totally and as you're struggling to slide down at your pace hes gently pushing up and smiling and thinking "You aint going anywhere til you hit the base"
>>681352281
Educational material is essential
>>681352281
who wouldnt?
>>681352587
Hot as fuck. There'd be no getting out of it as you're constantly stretched, every little thrust of his own driving the breath from your lugs. You clench up so tightly upon him even though he's constantly telling you to relax, knowing full well what the sensations do to you. You'd think you'd bottomed out, but you've only hit the front of the knot..
>>681352783
Naturally. Please more.
>>681353044
Probably someone who likes Fox more. Some insane reasoning there.
>>681353264
Commencing dump
>>681353264
good god yeah. Just there straddling him, locked fingers so you cant get away. Sweating as he stretches you out. You're clenching and clenching and you think thats it you hit the base its easy going form here but then he laughs and reminds you theres still a fat knot to take too
>>681353697
Part 4. Part 3 was >>681352783
>>681353516
>>681353264
people who like fox more are just lying to themselves.
>>681354181
idk thats a sharp beak. He'll have your willy off in a second
>>681354390
we got that covered.
>>681354574
And I'm spent. Dunno if anyone wanted the full thing, but there it is
>>681354755
well thats something I guess.
>>681355198
plus i'm too gay so i'd just bottom anyway.
>>681355198
Oh my god
Artist, now!
>>681355560
rofl well I'm super gay but you gotta give and take you dig?
>>681355563
sorry I wish I knew
>>681355563
This. We demand it.
>>681355831
i've tried, it isn't for me ;A;
>>681356041
fair enough pall diffrent strokes for diffrent folks. I'm real versatile but I'd like to think I'll settle into a role when the right guy comes along.
>>681347011
Moar like this?
>>681345915
Should use easy to find thread names and pics like op.
Tired of fags keeping me away from my gay porn.
>>681356296
This, tag gfur threads with either gfur or just fur so it's searchable
and hey, this is the first thread in a while whitout avatarfaggots
>>681345915
bump bump bump
Requesting prodding pictures.
Nobody uses the tag on e621
>>681356221
>>681356221
yeah thats what sorta what happened to me, then my ex was super dommy so I just kept with it and liked it.
hi boys
>>681357007
nice. I've been both sides of the fence but like even if I were to slip into a role I'd love to switch it up sometimes with my partner. I love domming a qt then just throwing him onto the bed and sucking his dick like a total whore every now and again.
You cant beat a good face fuck from a qt with a lil willy
>>681357242
hello young man
>>681357242
haiii
How's everyone doing today?
>>681358003
Ass.
>>681358003
good thanks hows you?
>>681357466
id love to be on the receiving end of that :3
>>681358293
I'm an ass or you want ass?
>>681358375
Just wonderful. Passed my entrance exam for classes.
>>681358601
You are what you have and yes.
>>681358601
aw sweet w0t classes?
>>681358410
receiving as in getting the facefuck or receiving as in fucking the face? Cause I can do both bby
>>681357740
>>681358410
More rimmin please?
>>681357740
hello sir
>>681357950
haii :3
what are you, gay?
>>681359097
yes, very
>>681358891
k
>>681359068
hi hows you?
>>681358804
But I'm nice, and I haven't eaten ass before so it can't be a matter of I am what I eat.
>>681358857
Computer networking and repair. The math test was super easy. The first question was literally 16-12. I spent two minutes rereading it cause I thought they were trying to trick me.
>>681358857
receiving a treat after i've done my job is the best part :3
>>681359209
good, wby?
>>681359097
no! I've kissed and fucked girls. I mean I've fucked way more boys than girls but still
Hi guys :3
>>681359260
You're an ass because you have an ass.
>>681359260
Nice one bud good for you. I'm thinking of going back to college
>>681359271
I'll make sure to stock up on chocolate drops
>>681359347
yeah not bad thanks. Brother will be home soon so my fun will be ruined but w/e
>>681359585
And I love ass. And dicks.
>>681359549
yo
>>681359808
ASS.
>>681359773
that works too
>>681359913
That looks like fun! I'd join ;3
>>681359585
That makes sense... I guess?
>>681359773
Getting a degree or certification of some kind is almost always a smart idea. Motivation and caring about is difficult though.
Also, requesting horsecocks, dildo, or condom stuff please.
>>681360093
Well as much as I like the idea I like one to one sex most. I love finding out what makes someone tick, what they love, ever so gently pushing their limits. You could help me with that
>>681360070
over course there would be lots of kinky sex at your pace but yeah chocolate drops, little chocolate bones as a treat
>>681359121
More like this pls
>>681360322
very true. I find it tricky to learn from reading walls of text and I dont like questioning the teacher or saying I dont understand, thats why I didnt do too well in school, but I'm thinking I gotta get back to college and sort something out
also i gotchu fam
>>681360625
>>681360796
>>681360796
Hot!
moar birds
>>681360508
sounds like a fun time
>>681360796
I'm with you on that. I don't like just reading something and then being expected to know it. I get stuff best by just doing it.
What you thinking about doing?
Anyone got the link to the onedrive full of real people furry porn??
>>681361179
yup its on of my favourites. I wanna be the fox
>>681361270
yeah I try to make it as fun as possible for the other person cause I'm getting my release and want them to feel amazing as I tickle my pickle
>>681361036
I meant as in dick to ass but not in.
>>681361654
I have very few like that
>>681361307
same I'm a practical learner. I'm thinking something with computers, or history. If I get the grades in history I can work in the field I love and while I wont be making mega bucks I'd be happy going to work every day. But then I think if I get into music I could see where that takes me as well. I'm one of these people who has a shitload of ideas but its actually making them a reality where I falter
love that pic
what advice do you fags have to give to someone that wants to shove a dildo up his ass for the first time?
>>681362295
HARD AND DRY!!!!HARD AND DRY!!!!
take your time, clean yourself out well and never scrimp on the lube. You'll probably mess it up, best let me help you out
>>681350102
Still here?
>>681362513
not him but other uk bro reporting in
>>681362295
Shit first.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/1610941717
I'm dom.
>>681362282
That is a lot of different options. What kind of history we talking here?
>>681362295
relaxing and going slow.
>>681362690
Hi Dom.
>>681362480
some help wouldnt hurt but i dont want it hard.
>>681362633
okay, and then wash?
>>681362813
got it.
>>681363084
Rub shit on dildo.
>>681362513
How did you know?
>>681362690
DONT CLICK LINK ITS A VIRUS
Hi
>>681362804
Well I like the wild west and colonial eras along with medieval so I reckon if I could I'd try to get a work placement in america, maybe one of those living ghost towns. Or failing that I'd stick to maybe a living museum in europe
>>681363084
too late we're going hard and dry like a train. Or y'know soft and gentle and I'd rub your back and tummy as we go slow
>upgrade AMD box with a nice new xeon board and chip + 32GB of ECC RAM
>powers on with no video
>chop and change everything save for CPU and RAM
>no change
>attempt to isolate each stick of RAM
>find one that seems to consistently work
>rest are clearly non-functional
>windows still boots somehow
>attempt to upgrade windows so itll rebuild the HAL and shit
>OS slows to a fucking crawl
>cancel and reset
>machine stops booting consistently
>nothing helps
>>681345915
>>681363353
then you can lick it clean
>>681363447
i'll take the second thanks
>>681363754
>>681363814
latter is it. But I must warn you kisses are a must
>>681362690
is grindr worth it?
>>681362631
Where you from?
>>681363084
If you're just using a dildo then the only reason to shit first would be so that you don't have to wash the dildo as much when you're done. Honestly, not shitting first can make it feel a little fuller but you have to be ok with cleaning you shit from the shaft.
Otherwise, lots of lube and take it slow for the first couple thrusts and that's about it.
>>681363447
A living museum could be pretty fun, hopefully the pay is pretty decent too. You in Europe then?
>>681363674
That sucks bro. Sounds like you've already done most of the basic troubleshooting stuff too.
>>681363754
Sup spiderbro?
>>681363961
butt of course, i wouldnt have it any other way
Fuck you spidercunt
>>681364078
Scotland. You?
>>681364252
Too late, stupid
>>681364104
okay. the smell would make it not good for me i think. thank you
>>681364355
>>681364389
Image limit, fags. See you on the next one!
>>681364104
yeah uk. Sadly. But then medieval history is everywhere. I was thinking
>college and gym
>get grades and buff
>waltz into medieval living museum like "Bish check the guns, you need a champion, here I am"
>get a job
>>681364138
good boy
>>681364056
if youre up for a laugh and possibly HIV
>>681364104
the worst bit is that its a xeon, so i cant just test it with the RAM that i know is good and see if its the mobo or not, im gonna have to buy the cheapest stick of ECC i can get hold of at the local shop
if it is the mobo im gonna be pissed off, i had to wait a week for it to fucking arrive from the US
>>681364056
imo grindr a shit its all walrus tier claiming to be bears (one kept trying to get me to meet him in a forest) AIDS mongers and bitchy queens
>>681364201
Nottingham
>>681350102
oi m8 im ere
>>681362631
>>681363360
Where you guys from?
i'm in devon theres like fuck all people down here
>>681364869
ah right. Hows it down there?
for some reason i thought everyone in this thread was american, but I'm seeing Scotland and nottingham. Guess I'm just stupid
Any furs from mn?
>>681364569
That's a pretty hilarious mental picture actually. Though, a warrior-poet/philosopher would be quite romantic.
>>681364496
Have fun anon.
>>681364615
Sounds like you got super unlucky with the parts unfortunately. Hopefully you're able to isolate the problem and get it fixed. I know how annoying troubleshooting that shit can be.
>>681364845
This. I had a sfw pic of a cat and it was nonstop dudes asking me if I had a daddy
>>681365080
scotland and same here. Regardless of whether or not they're a furfag its all old fatties and bitchy queens who've all fucked each other round here
New thread.
>>681365582
>>681365582
>>681365582
>>681365286
and here i was hoping id have my 16 threads and 32GB of RAM behemoth up and running today :/
>>681365080
I'm from Stockton
>>681365391
rofl I took a belly pic and some old 62 year old walrus sent me pics of his 3 inch boner and kept claiming he was a daddy. I blocked him then he contacted me through another profile
>>681365731
i had grindr for a week. It's awful. i actually was better off with squirt.. but even then i met two guys regularly and everyone else was just god awful
>>681350488
>literally fucking yourself
>Tfw small but want to be a big dom
>>681366064
oh god squirt the same guy on grindr tried again on squirt! Also all I got were straight guys and arrogant assholes on squirt
>>681366354
oh yeah, everyone is 'married and discreet' with 'ridiculous huge inch size dick' then no photos, but then request pictures immediately after saying hi
>>681366696
haha totally! I tried recon too but all I got were scammers there. Yeah "Straight guy looking for jerk sessions" contacting you "hi. Pics?"
And... Is someone Spanish?
>>681345915
I'm not gay.
And I'm not a furry.
But damn furry porn, both straight and gay, turns me on.
>>681366953
i met one genuine guy on there who actually described himself accurately and the sex was actually the hottest sex I've ever experienced, but he had no pictures either, albeit he never requested either. But he became a regular and i only used squirt to contact him really. Other than that, waste of time. Same with grindr, which i find is full of more bottom twinks (at least in my area) and when i met one.. he couldn't even take my full length and I'm only average. oh and he was a total queen.
>>681367147
wouldnt getting off to furry porn make you a type of furry?
>>681367538
ah that sounds a bit meh but thats one decent experience at least. I've just had dirty old men wanting to give me CBT
>>681367836
yeah, decent being the only guy who managed to make me cum with just fucking my ass. no one else has ever done that, not even my boyfriend (but hes still amazing, probably cus of the kinkiness making everything intense). as for the bottom twink... he went on about being a dick slut and he came within a few minutes and he couldn't even take me, so it was just terrible.
>>681367756
I don't have a mental disorder, think I have a fursona, dress up, go to conventions, or etc.
I just see the porn on /b/ sometimes and can't be helped but get turned on.
>>681368422
haah yeah that does sound crap, the bottom twink guy
yy
>>681368433
fursonas are just what people like to imagine they look like as a furry.. i assume. I class myself as a furry but I'm only into furry porn, maybe animalistic behaviour in bedroom and petplay in the bedroom (but that's a different thing and not furry). .. But I guess theres more to furries that i didn't know about.
>>681368616
'ah that hurts, don't put your dick so deep'
'its just the tip... '
>>681369175
rofl
>>681368950
What the hell is petplay?
>>681369725
petplay is treating your partner like a pet, pup usually. Collars and leash, muzzle, tail plug, a form of domination
>>681369725
eh is weird. It has variations.
when i do it i love to act like a dog and do everything my 'owner' tells me to do. he owns me and i have no say in the matter. not much different to master slave really, except i get to wear dog ears and a tail. I'm not into full petplay, where like i pretend I'm a real dog and eat or of bowls and lick everythinh (unless it's my partners dick). However, it does kind of make doggystyle extra fun, especially when i am making whimpers and small barking noises.
Ill admit its weird and full on petplay is weird, but hey. What kink isn't weird.
>>681369897
basically this. I'm bad at explaining things
