Prove you're not an American.
I'm not obese
I made it through school.
>>681344168
I weigh under 200 pounds.
>>681344168
In mexican
I'm white.
I'm not a morbidly obese, gun obsessed coward.
>>681344168
Allah hu akbar!
>>681344168
Hololo, mikä molo?
i want to move to America and become an American citizen
>>681344168
I use meters and kilos
Manual transmission
>>681344168
I've never shot anyone
>>681344168
i work tax free, take advantage of the system and have people on my side for breaking the law
>>681344316
Only an amerifat would say pounds
I'm sorry aboot your loss, ey.
>>681344168
i say bugger
Im not a obese cuckold
What the fuck is this shit?
>>681344168
I drive a manual car
I use a whole continent as comparison against one country.
>>681344168
What ho, old chap.
When I want to shoot something, I go to a rifle range not a school.
>>681344616
>>681344554
/thread
I don't consider piss as beer
i´d eat this.
kurwa
>>681344168
Хули тут доказывать, долбоёб, вертел я на хую это занятие.
>>681344168
I don't own and never fired a gun
I was never the victim of a crime nor did I see one happening
I take off my shoes before entering my or others home. Can some americuck please provide insight as to why you fucktards don't?
>>681344168
*your
>>681344168
OP死ねクソ野郎
>>681344168
I'm not intellectually disabled.
>>681344168
A guy breaks into my house, threatens my family's life, and I kill him, I go to jail.
Canadian self defence is shit.
>>681344762
Canada eh?
Umím užívat háčky a čárky, čoveče ;-)
>>681344794
What does it matter?
4+6=12
I use real units
>>681344855
Austria
I call my dinner tea.
>>681344871
Is that a Penis Pump disguised as a Bong?
>>681344168
I'm white
>>681344795
Lol you're an idiot.
>>681344913
wtf
Football
>>681344168
I can use the metric system.
>>681344795
Amerifag detected
>>681345020
your
>>681344168
I can read.
Nae bother big yins always had ma back
>>681344762
I'm fucking american and live in america, yet I the same shit applies to me.
>ÅÄÖ
I have free healthcare
>>681344794
It just isn't a big deal here unless you have gunk on your shoes or something.
>>681345143
Lolololololololol
I know that Africa is a continent and not a country
>>681344913
american detact
Im not fat and I use the metric system!
>>681345020
>>681345120
>>681345291
Go back there, Wog.
I use ñ
>>681345291
Do you know that about europe as well?
I'm basically American but with free healthcare and higher taxes and a queen
>>681345004
Why would anyone disguise a penis pump as bong?
>>681344168
Sugar doesn't run through my veins.
>>681344168
Spricht mich und meinen Sohn niemals wieder an.
Belarus is between Poland and Russia
Hungary is east of Austria
>>681345143
You're a dumbass.
Pick up your toys.
I hope this enlightens you sweet cheeks.
I don't need pay like 45k for collage
I spend my time giving a shit about another country.
>>681345457
and Ahmed's dick in your moth.
>>681345143
>>681344795
FUCKING NEWFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681345607
Deutschlander? Ich bin Kanadier und mein Deutsch ist sheße
>>681345607
>Spricht mich und meinen Sohn niemals wieder an.
Sounds like barking of feral dog to me.
>>681344168
i go to a very good university without paying shit
i have access to free healthcare
>>681344871
Yo why is there a dick pump on the bong
>>681345694
*mother
I'm not circumcised
>>681345888
sorry for you.
>>681345694
I honestly don't give a fuck about the refugees as long as there not assholes and don't go on 4chan
>>681345015
muh bong
>>681344486
>>filename
>AID
>>681344168
I have 2 cars and together they have 8 cylinders combined.
I don't have any inalienable rights. Any "freedom" I do have can easily be stripped by a nanny-state government after an over-blown national "tragedy".
>>681345957
I know, it really upsets me to know my parents didn't mutilate me when I was a baby, those fuckers.
>>681344554
>>681344168
When i try speak english, people say that i am a retard
>>681345428
Europe is a country dipshit they have the same flag and the same money
>>681345641
*you're toys
*your a dumbass
>>681345755
lel no i am le oldfag ebin xdddddDDD
i can fly without getting a rectale exam
>>681344168
I have a muslim half husband along with my purebred swedish wife.
>>681346236
The European union yes, no Europe the continent.
>>681346236
Just like how America "beat" the USSR in the space race yet not realizing the Soviets did everything and all you did was land on on the moon
i have never seen a hamplanet with my own eyes
>>681346266
Sometimes I likebana to eat revels with a bucket on my head.
I won't the military because the TV tells me to.
>>681346342
lol you moron, europe is a country
>>681346587
join
>>681344168
Fuck that I'm a proud American
>>681346236
>>681346597
sicc grind, pupper
I drive a moped
Trump will make mexico gr8 again
>>681346508
HOLY FUCKING HORESBALLS!
That bitch is so fat her eyes are almost swollen shut! She has fat on her forehead!
In b4 "MUH GENETICS!"
My government isn't run by corporations.
>>681346703
faggot
>>681346658
Europe is more to the south
>>681344794
Because we have paved ground. We don't have to walk through mud whenever we go somewhere.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681346703
faggot
>>681344168
> I am a Libertarian
kek
>>681344706
Kek
>>681344168
i can speak more than 1 language fluently
>>681344478
suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan. (PS. Kieksi on paras)
>>681346703
faggot français détecté
>>681344168
I'm not overweight.
I know multiple languages.
I'm capable of driving manual transmission car
I don't buy stupid shit advertised in TV
I don't watch TV
I don't have a gun (because the police and military protects me)
I hate mcdonalds and love trump
>>681344168
This is a test that I cannot beat.
>>681346903
Riding a moped is the thing only a man-child (or faggot) would do.
I don't fuck animals and relatives.
ég sanna það með því að tala móðurmálið mitt
>>681346949
I thought ide go that low
>>681346863
You're right.
I don't leave tips every single time I eat out
>>681347054
>I don't have a gun (because the police and military protects me)
Somebody please kill it before it lays eggs.
>>681347053
Not French (thankfully)
>>681347282
>leaving tips
>EVER
Enjoy being cucked, faggot
>>681347302
Italian? That's even worse.
>>681344168
This is what's on my durries
>>681344168
I know events that happened BEFORE 1776.
>>681344168
here you go
>pic related
>>681347399
Nein ich bin Kanadier
I fuckin love America
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681347473
We have a winner
>>681347497
but that's clearly poland you stupid nigger
>>681344168
I know Europe is not a country, but Turkey is.
>>681347226
God damn...go be Dwarven somewhere else!
>>681344749
you swear too much russik
9/11 didn't hit me at all.
>>681344168
I don't have to work to live a comfortable life.
>>681347575
Europe is an island, country AND continent.
>>681344168
I'm Canadian, and all of my neighbors are nice, and I'm not afraid to be mugged by chimps when I leave my house.
>>681344168
rather be american than a cuckold eurofag if i am honest.
America is not only about the things you faggots choose to hate, there is tons of good stuff in murica too.
open your minds you fucking samefag cunts
>>681347488
nice dubs
I cant because im a proud american
>>681347697
Bro....not even 50 stars...
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681344168
I actually care about American politics.
>>681344168
I'm spanish
I use the metric system
>>681344339
Paisano, de donde?
>>681344168
I'm educated
/thread
>>681344316
>>681344303
>>681344300
Im american made it through school and am 165 itt u are butt hurt
>>681347652
whats this all aboot?
>>681347609
kjamsaðu á typpa ostinunum mínum, barna ríðandi negra tottara fagga ógjeð
>>681344168
I don't point at things when touring other countries.
>>681347770
>implying there's a difference
this is how i dress
try and prove 'Merica isnt the greatest country ever
>you cant
you hate us cus you aint us
>>681347840
Nice grammar, dipshit.
>>681344168
sono italiano
>>681347793
Papantla, veracruz.
Tu?
>>681348012
in russia clothes wear you
I'm a mudslime therefore i'm European.
>>681346236
Amerifag or bait?
I pronoune it "ah-dee-dahs"
>>681347872
It seems you're talking about...children riding black dicks?
>>681344168
I don't drive a mobility scooter everywhere.
>>681348053
Grammar is for PUSSIES ese!
>>681345755
>using Pepe Reeee
>calls other newfags
I gots news(fag) 4 you son.
>>681344168
I made it through junior and high school without being shot
well i could be american, but im not cuz...
I am self-aware and acknowledge my faults.
My life doesn't center around when my next welfare check comes in and/or Walmart.
>>681344168
I think Trump is a fag
>>681346508
me neither
>>681348265
cuz my mouth full of thick, long, juicy Arabian cocks.
>>681348011
That's the Cuba's flag
>>681348129
flott gúgle transleit!
surta-sæðis-sörtandi, núðlu handleggja, hunda ríðandi kynskyptinga tottarinn þinn
I can point out on a world map where i live.
>>681348422
i guess dubbs dont lie, you now found the right reason /b/tard
>>681348480
>troll
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681348605
The flag in the right is the cuba's flag retard
>>681346597
sicc grind, pupper
>>681348692
>Trolling
>>681347610
Ich komme nicht auf Russland, Arschloch, aber ich kann sprechen diese Sprache. In Amerika ist es nicht so leicht sogar Englisch zu lernen
>>681348605
Looks like Texas flag. Seems to me you're American dude
>>681348649
draugiem :)) thats why
>>681344749
You're welcome PIDORASHKA
>>681348834
>>681348835
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681348763
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Cuba
>>681344168
i can write ÜÄÖ
>>681348763
This flag Texas had during American Civil War.
>>681348605
>>681348763
THAT's the flag of cuba you syupid fucks
>>681348816
>>681348816
>auf Russland
>various other grammar mistakes
>pretender detected
>>681344168
I think Putin is stronger leader then Obama & wife combined.
>>681344168
I have a cup of tea in my hand. Good enough?
la wea wn qliao Ctm askjas xD
>>681349001
>>681349110
TOLLLLLSSSS
>>681344168
>My political system doesn't look like a circus.
>I have no bullet holes in me.
>I haven't lost a leg to diabeetus.
>If I did then at least I could get medical care without having to sell organs on the black market for money.
>Speaking of black things, I haven't been mugged by a Zulu-Zipcoon.
>I can refuse to read the bible without being gangbanged.
>I can refuse to sing the national anthem without being gangbanged.
>I can get a job.
>My kids can get an education that doesn't involve being hopped up on meds and getting their faces buried in textbooks.
>I have a strong and admirable culture.
>Despite all the Yuropoor memes, I can afford decent food.
>Food that won't give you cancer is all we have in the first world.
>My reaction to police is "is there a problem?" instead of "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME SIR!"
>Doesn't matter because he'll probably get back in his car and look for a nigger to run over for jaywalking.
>>681344168
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING 'MERICAN?
>>681348913
Ich hab schon gesagt, dass ich nicht aus Russland komme, aber ich kann Russisch, aber du bist sehr dumm.
>>681349225
yeah you do!
>>681349225
Your head looks like potato.
>>681349225
No you look like a faggot ass kylo ren
I don't fantasise about hood rats gangbanging my wife.
>>681344616
pajeet repellent
>>681349225
america also has faggots
>>681349225
Most american person in this thread.
>>681344970
Chile?
This is the cuban flag retards
>also this is now a flag thread
>>681349225
Idk... But you look like a 3/10.
>>681349172
>>>681348763
>>681349110
you are all morons
>>681349225
you look like a jew
>>681349204
/thread
i'm am a fgt
>>681349466
that is isle of legs dummy
>>681349449
Man I wish I lived in America
What i have started... Will not end anytime soon
I REGRET EVERYTHING
>>681349225
Yes, you do
>>681349466
The isle of Man you mean
can we stop this shit and just agree that THIS is the cuban flag?
>>681349150
Auf ja, word order doesn't really matter, but yeah, keep telling yourself that I'm a pretender.
>>681349466
>>681349472
>>681349172
>>681349110
>>681348605
>>681348763
You are all wrong faggots
>>681349562
Imagine you have the freedom to die by a crazed man with a gun & a piece of metal on his shirt & your already 80% there.
>>681344168
Not only Trump and Hillary are shit, Bern is another useless fucker.
>>681346508
>belugawhale.png
>>681344168
I like making anti-murca threads because I'm a huge bundle of sticks.
>>681344168
I see horse-drawn carts daily, carrying junk to sell
>>681349680
You're wrongest.
>>681349723
I guess the corrupt police is a plus in a third world country
>>681344303
Drop out age in most of Europe is 16. America is 18 and we have a million times better universities.
>>681344168
Today's 26-04-2016.
>>681344794
I'm American, and I always take my shoes off when I enter. Honestly no fucking idea why no one else does.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>681349843
no u
99% of the people from USA come from Europe, prove me wrong faggots.
>>681350061
no me
La wea weon, por la conchesumadre!
>>681346703
faggot
Communism is best economic strategy
I bought my first beer when i was 16 y/o
Never heard of a school shooting in my country
I dropped out of school at 16, live with mom, never had a job, and lay around parks all day.
Damn it feels good to be Italian.
>>681344168
>ŐÓÚŰÁ
Africans keep raping my women.
>>681344168
Checked under the 4 bags of chips I just ate and found a fifth one.
How does that prove I'm not American? Simple, they're Ketchup chips.
eh eh hockey moose tim hortons
>>681344628
Bam!
Stores in my country don't have a supply of scooter things for the morbidly obese to cruise around on.
I get free healthcare
>>681344168
I only shit in designated shitting streets..
>>681344168
I don't have free speech
>>681344168
I don't applaud when I open and finish a mtn dew.
I love socialism
>>681344168
I welcome The Fugees.
I have freedom and live in the most powerful country on earth, half my country is mentally handicapped and we make fun of Russia for being the only country poorer than its non white neighbors
>>681347657
name 1 good thing that we don't have in europe
>>681350471
I'm half Russian, the language is quite difficult and google translate is unable to make good translations. It's said here: why the fuck would I prove something, you faggot, I've got fucking thing to do instead of this wasting time on this crap.
>>681351223
.50 cal bmg and comedy
>>681351246
Things*
>>681346703
faggot
>>681344168
>I´m not a fat fuck
>I don´t own guns
>MFW
>>681344168
i dont have diabetes
>>681351300
>comedy
>america
>>681351246
Any idea why google would return "spit on the dick?" lol
Im not from the US. Eh
>>681348031
i kekd so hard
>>681344168
I'm white
>>681349913
>a million times better universities
AHAHAHAHAHA TOP KEK ANON, TOP KEK
>>681344168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DP0nIFSIxc&feature=youtu.be
Went to the doctors yesterday didn't have to sell my house first.
>>681347697
>48 stars
>wut
I'm white but not really.
>>681344168
9/11? I dont care
>>681351645
One phrase is literally translated as "I roll it on my dick", means that you couldn't care less about it.
>>681344168
I measure my dick in centimeters.
>>681344168
I can't I'm Anishinabe
>>681347033
Uushomo 3am:stä, torilla tavataan meme...
>uusihomo
>>681352024
11/09
>>681352269
Nothing about spit there, the program's decided that it's how it should be translated
>>681351549
I didn't stutter faggot
>>681344168
I haven't fucked my sister
Roundabouts, bitches
>>681352591
yes, and I haven't fucked my cousin also yet.
>>681352269
>I roll it on my dick
>couldn't care less
This phrase should be a new meme.
9/11 has me confused because I don't recall anything important happening on a 9th of november.
I eat poutine
>>681352747
Lol idiom you could say
>öäüß
>кур
>>681352857
i literally couldn't roll it on my dick more
>>681352750
>>681352750
the italian national fascist party came into existence in 1921. perhaps that is what they mean?!?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_9
>>681353155
You use it wrong, pal - I roll it on my dick = I couldn't care less
>>681352727
Yet ;)