How many seconds could you last in a fight with me before I knocked you the fuck out? INB4 "I'd just shoot you muscles can't stop bullets lolololol." No weapons. No friends. Nowhere to run.
>>681279285
You'd last 10 seconds fighting me. 6'6'' feet tall and I practice full contact fight.
>>681279285
Your vagus nerve is as vulnerable as anyone else's. But nice try trolling.
>>681279595
Edit: and actually that's not even you. Reverse-google the image and it's on google. So you'd last 1 second. I bet you are a fat 16 kid fapping to some loli shit.
>>681279285
muscles mean shit against good martial arts technique
but of course that doenst matter because this is a troll, syou have neiteher
>>681279595
Lol I guess I should've included this. I'm 6'5" 240 lb. Wrestling state runner up, Wrestled for a Big 10 university in college. I do a little more than "practice" sweetheart.
>>681279849
>>681279817
>>681279807
>>681279756
>>681279756
>>681279595
HAHAH INSECURE FAGGOTS THINK ANYTHING CAN BEAT MY BIG MUSCLES
NEWSFLSEHS FOR YOU IDIOTES, THE SUPERIOR MUSCLE STERNGHT OBLITEREITES THE INFERIOR SKELLY UNTRAINED MAN
It depends if I wear the Timbs. If so, back the fuck up, b.
>>681279807
So my picture shows up in a Google search... So that makes me not real?
>>681279849
The only thing you practice are blow jobs.
>>681279285
probably a few ctrl+v's before I caught you with a crtl+c's
>>681279595
You're 6 foot 6 inches feet tall?
>>681280000
Timestamp then faggot. And you don't do jack-shit. You are a kissless 16 Y/O fat virgin boi.
>>681280045
Use my image for whatever you need little buddy. If you want to picture me smokin some hog, knock yourself out ;)
I'm 5'6" 145lbs so ~3 minutes
>>681280148
Zozz
>>681279285
I'm 5'3". Let's go bub. I'll fuck you up.
>>681279285
6foot6 140kg ex nightclub security here, I reckon I could last many many seconds
>>681279942
no it doesnt
if it did then mma fights would be about who has the biggest muscle NOT about the skills. you fucking insecure fat sped cunt
>>681280000
Nobody going to acknowledge these quad zeros or?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>681279285
Timestamp you disgusting little fag. I'd fuck you up slaping you with my 30 inches massive ebar cock across yer face bruh.
I'm not sure, just cause someone lifts or has height over the other guy it doesn't mean they can fight. Only time I ever got knocked out was when me and a mate (I'm a good foot and a bit taller than him) were having a spa and he got me good on the chin. Went down like a sack of shit. He wasn't very big but had grown up in the sort of place where you basically have to learn to protect yourself. Needless to say, he left me seeing stars
>>681280562
This shouldn't have given me an erection.
Not even the guy in the pic. Probably a fag fapping to loli and traps. And all the others replying they are 6'0''+ are kissless virgin cucks too.
I'll have you know I graduate at the top of m class blah blah blah navy seals. Blah blah blah fight me irl blah blah blah.
Absolutely never going to time stamp anything
>>681279285
Nobody likes a self centered fag on an ego trip. Humbleness always puts you on top, just takes a while.
>>681279285
I'm 30 feet tall.
My dick is bigger than you.
I'll shove you up my asshole until you make me cum.
>>681279285
Oh look, another "I wanna beat up people" thread... how unoriginal.
Go to gym &shout up..
>>681280977
Kek
>>681279595
Wow you are such a faggot.
>>681280951
Some people would call it humility, but you're unique aren't you :)
>>681280993
Who invited Rodney Dangerfield
Come getcha a bit, bitch
>>681279595
Six foot six inches feet tall that's fucking hot.
>>681281285
He turned his hat around.
That's how you know he's serious.
>>681279285
Maybe like a hour, bcuz you're probably a fake pussy ass nigga
>>681281285
Backwards hat to protect against karate chops to brain stem.... Underrated maneuver. Respect.
>>681281608
Sorry the Internet loves me boo
>>681280275
Why would I use your fake image?
OP I would be fucked honestly but we don't live in your world so I would shoot you if I had the gun while you were trying to knock me out inb4 I get v&
Another angle for you jealous cucks lol
>>681281702
Ofc, anon.
20. But you woun'z least that long
Typically a gay bullshit thread. kys.
>Make/b/GreatAgain
>>681279285
I'd fight you, and before I did I'd make sure you knew that when I knock you out I'm gonna ass fuck you and jizz on your face. Let the games begin.
>>681279285
you look dehydrated so i would just outrun you.
>>681281358
Kek'd harder than I should've
>>681282227
Shit I might just take a fall for that wager :)
>>681279285
I would let you fuck me and then moment you cum and let your gard down i'll bitchslap your balls and spit you in the eye fucker.
Don't make me drop this expensive piece and get to chin clippin now take your ass home
Well I don't starve myself so I'd actually have the energy to fight longer than 20 seconds. Ya ginger beard whatever I'd fucking put your lights out.
You couldn't beat my esper powers fuqq boi
>>681279285
Are you the new kid?
>>681282619
Your heart is on the wrong side
>>681283231
Mirror
>>681279285
you fight stupid
>>681282688
Lol it's called cardio you fat fuck. Also you don't have to fry everything. You can just like... grill it or bake it. But no you're right Big is Beautiful right? Enjoy your plus size life.
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>681282688
> Holding an object and using all grip might to just try see any substantial evidence of a bicep and tricep
> failing miserably
> inb4 "I'd knock ur lites out bwuv"
You're a fat faggot who hasn't had a fight since your mum cancelled your WoW subscription so she can pay the bills because daddy still hasn't come back from the store to buy a packet of cigarettes 5 years ago
>>681279285
Doesn't look like I'd need to do anything, you look like you're about to implode, how's it feel being that stupid looking mister death star
>>681279285
I fought guys bigger than this kid taking selfies in the restroom.
12 years of Muay Thai and BJJ.
You won't last kid.
>>681283296
>being this retarded
>>681279285
I'd last long enough to see you fall faggot
literally /thread right here
>>681281101
A little retarded, but humbling :)
>>681279849
Runner up just means loser
>>681283451
How many sit ups you do a day? Weight and height. Getting to the bottom on this.
>>681279285
I would kick you in the nuts and then stab you in those apps they will never be strong enough to stop a gun or a knife
>>681283487
TIL cigarettes now come in packets
>>681279285
>Not sure if bait or just newfag.
Timestamp, dickcheese.
>>681279285
>16 layers
>not shooped
Newfags these days. is this what passes for trolling nowadays?
>>681279285
I'd just stab you kek. Fuck honor, if you're going to fight me to the death I'll play dirty you baiting faggot.
>>681283868
Cool fact friend
I used to walk around on three legs until I realized one was my dick
>>681283854
Well you're probably an expert in that cater so I'll take your word for it
>>681283487
>>681283428
nah that guy would stomp you (probably would eat you afterwards).
>>681283856
>unironically responding to copypasta
I'm going to hope you meant to reply to another post.
>>681279285
I would rape your fucking asshole untill you would bleed out faggot op
>>681279849
>not even an All-American
BTW, what state has a 240 lb hs weight class? It's 215/220 and 285 ya dingus
>>681284057
How long was the adjustment period to walking on only two legs? Did it require physical therapy or did it come naturally? I've never heard of this before so just very curious.
i'm jewish your entire family goes to debt forever if you touch me
>>681279285
>no friends
way ahead of you buddy
>>681284091
I don't define winning by being gayer than my opponent in a ln underwear and oiled body cuddling competition. I win real sports like badminton and ping pong
>>681284179
Stop referring to yourself as "that guy" you tubby ginger bitch.
one leg to the egg and your eye turn black
xD
>>681284272
No physical therapy got me a walker to lay my dick on and there's also a callus on my tip.
>>681284239
That's my current weight, was 215 in HS
>>681284210
It was too you.
>>681279285
Looks like a cuck thread.
Together with the black cuck and the 6 feet cucks this is the cancer that plagues /b
>>681279285
I'd whip out my cock and rub my aids helmet on you so you'd eventually die. Didn't say there was a time limit on fight
Homie you don't stand a chance. Muscles don't mean you can fight.
>>681284414
Do u pass out when boner or how
>>681279285
How about no bjj? I'd let you pick a limb before the fight and even with that knowledge you'd still won't be able to stop me from ripping it off your body. All those weights and a scrawny 155lb whooped that ass.
>>681284434
???
>>681280557
They are heretical quads. So, in a word, 'no'.
>>681284591
When I get a boner I fall over onto my back and can't get up like a turtle cuz it's so heavy.
>>681279285
Oh no. Hes asceticly muscular. Whatever shall I do. Oh I know. Kick him in the dick till he stops wanting to fight.
>>681283451
>>681284719
Nah man he's been going through a whole dumbbell regiment with his dick
>>681279285
you can't tell a man with a gun no weapons, I'd just shot you muscles can't stop bullets lolololol
>>681279285
>>diuretics for spicy abs
>>severely dehydrated and physically weak for bb comps
>>tfw I live in the Mojave desert
I'd say I last as long as you resist heat stroke
>>681284650
You think your more attractive than me.
>>681284358
ever thought that more then one person disagrees with you?
>>681284700
>thinking blood going through dick veins denies the laws of physics
>>681284809
Then I guess I'll suck his cock. I don't fuckin care.
>>681283783
>>681284844
...that's copypasta you tard.
And yes, both I and that pasta are better looking than you.
>>681279285
Bodybuilders have no "fighting strength".
Everybody knows that.
I'd just hit you in the face since you clearly skipped brain day.
>>681285080
Ooooooooooooooooo burn bro
>>681283451
If you can't squat double your body weight you're a bitch.
>>681285201
>implying
However many seconds before OP sees another gay dude he wants to go bum
>>681279285
who knows before the fight be water my friend
If any of you actually are involved in wrestling/martial arts you might remember my father (pic related). I'm from a breed of basically genetically advanced fucking humans. You people think I starved or dehydrated myself to look like this. I eat 3800 calories on an average day, 5000 on heavy training days. My god you fucking people are pathetic.
>>681283451
LMFAO, acting like an alpha then running back to his boys for approval. Your worse than a girl going to the bathroom with her friends.
Girls usually don't want some meathead, they're usually interested more so in how many quarter mills you got stacked up
>>681285035
Let's see that face.
>>681284899
That's funny I call my dick the law breaker
>>681279285
it would be more fun to figure out who hurt you so bad to make you this insecure LMAO
>>681285080
This is a poorly crafted insult.
>>681285468
>20 lb dumbbells
TOP KEK
I don't even go that low for a warm-up.
>>681285614
Thank you that shit was tartar sauce
>>681285687
All about the reps
>>681279285
We train to kill in 5 seconds so, 5 seconds and your my bitch
>>681285485
You first, you're contesting me.
>>681285769
TOP KEK
I don't even go that low for 100 reps.
>>681285811
I'm the guy in the mirror
>>681285467
LMFAO, you and your advanced genes.
>>681279285
I would more than likely win.
muscles can't stop bullets lolololol
>>681285687
There for my dick.
>>681279285
No weapons? I guess I can't fight your bitch ass then.
I
Am
Weapons.
>>681285912
You're me?
https://youtu.be/PivWY9wn5ps
>>681279285
6'10 450lbs here.
Id break the batman
>>681285796
Stop talking about your WoW clan
>>681279285
Meat pies are usually piss poor fighters, relying completely on strength. I learned isshan ryu karate, judo, jeet kun do and I can still fight while being beat into hamburger (a talent Dad gave me by beating me like a dog growing up).
>>681286142
That was funny. Gotta say.
>>681279285
Considering you are stupid (You saved the thumbnail) and a fatass (You dont have the ability to save tiny thumbnails of images you upload to your computer, so that isnt you) a long, long time
>>681286281
If you could even walk fast enough to catch me with your definitely, without a doubt fucked up destroyed super fat/tall guy knees...
>>681286281
LMFAO, your not 6'10
>>681286369
That's you?
Daxmn son, you aren't on my level.
>>681279285
the question isn't how long the fight would last, but how long I would last fucking your ass afterwards.
>>681286361
It makes me uncomfortable that you refer to your father as dad to stranger AND that you capitalized the D.
>>681279595
damn 6'6", thats how big my dick is you guys would get along
>>681286495
Walk? Knees? Man id put you flat on your back. Yeah im not going to sit here and say im jacked. But have you actually been in a fight. Honestly?
>>681279849
Too bad wrestling is a lower tier form of combat compared to some of the ones that have been developed.
>>681286649
I'm waiting.
>>681286717
pepe loves it when you talk all romantic.
>>681286717
It is a tight ass so probably not very long.
>>681286872
fuck roasted
>>681286872
Your dick is six foot six inches feet long??? Son you might want to see a doctor.
>>681279285
Fitness training doesn’t make you a good fighter. How long I would last in a fight depends on how fast you can move and how good your reflexes are. My bet is that you would get tired fast and that anybody can beat you if they are good at sticking and moving
>>681286899
Bruh, I don't want to embarrass you.
>>681286888
Flat on my back? Is that a promise?
>>681286555
213cms actually.
>>681286892
Right, and none of which you have any experience training in. Lol there is a reason wrestling has been a standard of physical combat for a thousand years. It's all about pure physical dominance baby.
>>681279285
I've fought bigger guys than you to get to a fight
>>681286761
Eh... it was the way our family was. Kids called their mother and father "Mom" and "Dad" as if it was their names, even when talking about them.
>>681286872
hahah I love when liars get cut down to size like that
>>681287220
>standard of physical combat
No. It is a standard of physical competition that was often applied to combat by those not trained in better forms of HTH.
>>681287154
>>681287238
You were raised in a proper home.
Kids these days are disrespectfully. Calling your parents by name at any time would get you beat in my day.
>>681287163
Damn my reaction to this picture is going to cause a lot of issues to arise that I didn't know were there...
>>681287214
What big hands you must have.
>>681287220
>standard
Uh, by whom? Any millitary? Any civilization that has held any sort of power over the world? Pretty sure wrestling was invented as sport, as something not meant to kill way before any of us even were alive.
>>681279285
with you? its easy tho you will be going all alpha male on me and i naturally will be on defend yelling stupid stuff like a retard then you will relax and create an opening
a fast kick on your balls and now your unprotected sides will be free for a round knee kick bringing you on the range for a outside slap kick..
very basic krav maga stuff for idiots that think muscles is everything
>>681279285
Lol the funniest thing i am always armed so I'd probably just shoot you..being the "macho strong" man never gets you ahead..poise and intellect are everything
>>681287544
It turned you on didn't it.
>>681287220
Well actually my best skills are in firearms, those aside i have a little BJJ definitely some Krava Maga and just a dabble in Systema. Fighting is all circumstantial and anything can happen, but my process is to inflict as much damage as quickly as possible. You are trained in a sport, you were never trained to snap limbs and kill people.
>>681287418
It is absolutely learned by everybody who trains seriously in HTH. Obviously in a vacuum other forms of HTH will triumph because uhhhh striking? Wrestling isn't meant to be a fucking single tool to rely on in a fight. It's a base to establish the physical tools and dominance necessary to be a good fighter.
>>681287544
>>681285467
man he really is straining to reach that guys cock
>>681287630
Wrestling matches used to be to the death so yeah I guess you're right.
>>681287753
I am going to shoot you because of my superior poise and intellect. HaHaHaHa
>>681287745
I don't have balls checkmate bitch
>>681287931
Yeah, that's like saying having balance is a form of acrobatics because you need it to be an acrobat.
>>681287767
No...
Yes.
>>681287931
Wrestling is only learned as a basis. Many more proper martial arts and hand to hand techniques from across the globe will triumph over it. The most help you will get from wrestling actually is the fact that many people are going to use it because of how damn simple it is, providing you an easy basis for countering.
>>681287563
Yerp
>>681288151
Run! It's a batallian of wrestlers! All we have are tennis players!
If it is a way to compete in a match, even to the death, it is not combat... it is a competition.
>>681288151
The Greeks used to use wrestling in matches. They fought on the arena, and were purposely given techniques and weapons that were ineffective at killing. Things like nets that are pointless in real war.
Many times actually, Gladiators were taught ways to fake death, Gladiators were expensive to train actually so letting them die was counter productive.
>>681288275
It is actually not like saying that.
>>681288538
Getting slammed is a horrible feeling.
>>681288391
damn
>>681288391
Yo ur thumbnail be long as fuck dracula
>>681279285
you compensating for something m8y?
it would depend if i got the first hit, if so I'd remove your eyeball, while you frenzied In pain on the ground, stomp your neck and kick the shit out of you.
>>681288538
Lol I'd give you one round with me and then tell me you don't feel like you were just in combat. People watch too much tv and think getting flipped and dropped on your back won't hurt much. It's all good man, contrarianism is a hell of a drug.
>>681289093
I don't have eyeballs checkmate faggottttt
>>681289163
much easier to skull fuck then.
>>681289093
You sound like an alpha, making the first move like that.
>>681279285
Dude in pic in precontest cut, at his weakest, I know what it feels like to be that shredded, you are in no condition to fight.
Homie looks like he did 2gs of sodium so bring out his abs.
>>681279285
i don't play by your gay rules
my 12 gauge will win the fight any day
>>681279285
I would give up and let you beat me to death, I don't have the energy to try anymore.
>>681289450
I'am at my strongest.
>>681289564
I'll just eat your throat mate. Easy win in any fight.
>>681289093
Bite the neck. Eat it.
>>681290186
are you just trying to make out with me?
>>681279285
Fuck your rules dude, I'm some stranger not a friend.
Would still shoot.
>>681290639
Only thing that you would shoot is a load in your pants when I touch you roughly.
