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So I plan to take over 1,000 DPH pills tonight to commit suicide.

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So I plan to take over 1,000 DPH pills tonight to commit suicide. I already know the pain I will suffer but it will def kill me right? Like no one is gonna find me right away, it will be at least 11 hours before they do.
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pic unrelated.
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>>681277728
i guess it should kill you..dph fucking sucks. i would just try to overdose on a more fun drug tbh
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>>681277728
why not morphine or heroine
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>>681278507
this

take 10mg xanax with 80+ mg oxy or a large dose of H and take a few shots of liquor you will be str8
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>>681278079
>>681278507
dph is the only thing i have and can get. I have a bottle in my closet with 1000 pills in it, gonna take as many as i am able to, then just lay in bed while i suffer before passing out.
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>>681278639
sounds like fun
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>>681278757
well op hope you feel its worth it
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>>681279078
just tired of the daily bullshit that is life. No escaping it cept for death.
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Eternal nothingness is better than a shitty life?
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>>681279247
yeah i feels you could go NEET
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>>681279524
i am a neet
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>>681278826
yeah right? thats my exit plan if life becomes unbearable
>>681279247
i feel you but i would still wait a day or two to get better drugs lol

if you are going to die, at least remember the earth at its best :^)
>>681279407
i think so. they say ignorance is bliss. as i grow older, i find this is true for most aspects in life. i'd rather have never been born
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>>681279585
sorry for the pain op have you had sexually relations
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>>681279694
yea 7 years ago, no more though.
>>681279626
i have to wait til friday, and right now i am depressed as fuck with nothing taking my mind off of anything cept death.
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>>681279694
yes but only with your mother. thats why i made this thread actually
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>>681279835
So funny, real hilarious. How's middle school doing for you?
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dont do it anon, think of your family and friends. trust me, its a permanent solution to a temporary problem. i know what its like, but it gets better. if you can keep telling yourself that you will get though this
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>>681279828
damn :( i bet not even thinking about fluffy pink elephants will take your mind off of dead
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>>681279835
well i guess you like necrophilia
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>>681279972
Family, they drove me to this point. Friends, I have none.
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>>681279969
thanks dawg im a funi guy :D

>>681280054
yoooo you should live for food. become a fat ass chef and tour the world eating all the food you can
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>>681280173
Sure if I were into food, but im not. I am picky.
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>>681280054
sorry to hear, i have had family problems as well, but never turn to suicide. adopt a stray dog or something that will pick you up everyday, go to therapy, countless solutions. suicide is never the answer. give it time anon
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>>681280457
I hate dogs, my mom would have to drive me to therapy and I fucking hate her. There is literally nothing you can say that will change my mind on this.
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The only reason I haven't done it yet is because I am waiting til the top of the hour. I will post a video of me taking the pills as well. If the thread isn't dead by then.
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Dont be a selfish asshole if your life is shit do something to actually make it better you will only fuck it for yourself but for your family too, and i dont mean only emotional dying costs a lot too
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>>681280558
well if thats the case, at least do it in a quicker manner. If you cant get a gun, sit on a rooftop and get drunk as you can, then jump. i highly recommend that you dont do it this way however, it would be fucking excruciating. good luck
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>>681280734
also I will be doing a steam give away, so roll to keep the thread alive. trips gets a game worth $25, if you try to talk me out of it I will just buy the game for someone else.
>>681280845
Fuck off.
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people just put respeck on his choice are ya'll finished or ya'll done
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>>681279585
>neet
>wonder why life sucks

lol
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>>681280907
I have no way to get a gun.
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>>681281029
i don't wonder, i know that it was a mistake to become a neet, but once you go neet you can't recover.
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>>681280845
who actually gives a fuck you fucking faggot. life is completely meaningless. we will all be forgotten even if we live our shitty lives out to the end
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>>681280054
If you kill yourself, your family wins. You're going to give them that pleasure? You wouldn't rather see them fail and you be successful?
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>>681281123
fuck
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>>681281123
nope, they keep me down, there is no way to be successful with them around and staying alive. You don't even know what I go through on a daily fucking basis.
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where are you from OP?
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>>681281257
Don't worry about it.
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>>681281228
Tell us then
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>>681281106
>but once you go neet you can't recover.
not with that attitude dude!
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>>681281317
>wanting to move out
>"but anon if you do ill kill myself"
every fucking time i mention i want to move out and better my life. It never fails. Makes me feel like complete fucking garbage.
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>>681279407
Go project your opinions elsewhere. And I am not even talking about religion.
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1 1 6-1 2 3 UK
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If you guys don't want a free steam game w/e no dirt off my shoulders, the money will just sit in my steam account while im dead.
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>>681281475
You are the one making it fail, try something different. Gotta keep trying man, but in the end if that's the way you wanna go out then do as you please
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>>681281029
Wait how does being a neet make life suck?
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>>681281228
They keep you down? So can't you just leave them behind? Seriously, if you have nothing to lose then just grab what you need and leave. It may be frightening at first, but you're probably a pretty intelligent person. You could at least try and see how far away you could go. You could try to be homeless for a little bit and find something fun to do. It sucks now, but things will get better. You are ending your life with a permanent solution for a temporary problem. Just grab your shit and leave. It is easy to find food, shelter, and clothing. Hell, you will have so much time on your hands and no responsibilities. That will be awesome.

You're right, I don't know what you go through on a daily basis... however I don't think that you are that mysterious.
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>>681281615
can i have your account
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>>681281647
I don't want any one dying because of me.
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>>681277728
do not make suicide threads OP

get help

pic related
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>>681281115
lol ok good luck regretting it forever fam.

inb4 "hell doesn't exists faggot" yeah covering your ears while you close your eyes and say "its not real its not real" wont make it disappear you know
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>>681281777
game or nothing thats your choice.
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>>681281876
fuck off
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Do it on cam please
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>>681281911
makes sense
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>>681281992
fine
then you are violating the rules here and I hope the mods at least have the decency to delete this thread
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>>681282019
video or nothing. I don't have a cam. I will not be using periscope as that fucking shows where I live.
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>>681282137
i don't give a fuck, there a fucking suicide threads daily, they never get deleted. you're a fucking retard.
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>>681281906
except im not a fucking delusional retard and think about some magical dungeon all the time

also
>fam

please kill yourself
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>>681281710
just speaking from experience.
when i was neet, life was pretty sucky.

i mean, its fun at first. but then reality kicks in.
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>>681281228
you do realize that they may find you after you pass out and take you to a hospital, then after you are sick and regret doing what you did, you will have to endure more shit, right? Pills are really not a fool proof way. My brother shot himself in the head. It took him about 15 minutes of choking on his own blood to die. With pills, you are going to have a slow and painful death.

Not even that, but after you die you aren't going to go into eternal nothingness. Your spirit will hang around and you may be stuck on Earth. Or, you may have to get rid of all of that karma by helping people not kill themselves. That will not be a lot of fun. You don't have to take my word for it, but the afterlife sucks when you have to experience everyone's pain and wait around and watch them after you are gone.

Just run away from it all... You have nothing to lose.
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>>681282256
that image makes no sense

>hurr you killed yourself and a second later your body was found

No thats not how shit works.
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>>681281906
look little timmy still believes in the tales of hell we told him as a youngster
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>>681282246
fine
then you are also violating the rules here by discussing an illegal activity

I'd shut up from now on if I were you
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>>681282374
they won't, no one is here dumbass.
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>>www.twitch.com
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>>681282137
stop being a bitch
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>>681282401
its not meant to be literal, you should still get the point maine
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>>681277728
If those are the pills you are taking its probably not going to work and you will just end up throwing up and shitting everywhere while you can't move.
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>>681282467
.tv********************
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Haha just treated a moronic kid the other night that tried to do this. Good luck op enjoy puking up charcoal.
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>>681282438
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

kek
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>>681282483
you do realize that if OP kills himself you are witness to a suicide you indirectly caused to happen
smug asshole
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>>681282553
no it's actually against the law to discuss killing one's self or egging someone on to do it

so you are also breaking the rules here
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>>681282499
yea those are the pills, uwotm8?
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>>681282687
yea cause imma be alive to be arrested, kek
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>>681277728
Take a heroic dose of psychedelics. It won't kill you but it'll put everything into perspective
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>>681282534
charcoal? wouldnt they just pump the stomach?
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OP stop being a little girly boy bitch

everyone in the world deals with these kinds of thoughts and struggles and they fucking deal with it
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>>681277728
why is this thread still here OP

delete it
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>>681282618
i dont want op too off himself but if does it he does it we cant really stop him he needs to think clearer
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>>681282809
EMT protocols in a lot of places let them make you chug down a bunch of shitty activated charcoal/water, it bonds to the poison/medicine and prevents the body from absorbing it. they will pump the stomach at the hospital, this is just a temporary measure
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>>681282499
Yeah this fool is rigth you might survive and then end up having seizures for the rest of your life you need to find another drug to kill yourself with
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>>681282809
Well the EMTs fed her charcoal then we pumped her when she got in. But not before she threw up all over the ambulance and in the halls into the ICU. We discharged her to a mental hospital after.
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>>681280959
>>681280959
>>681280959

LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO FUCKING HARD
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>>681283013
Ayye fellow med fag?
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I just called the police. They're contacting admin to get the IP

don't worry OP. we'll find you and save you! Hang in there!
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>>681283049
EMTfag here, you ER nurse?
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>>681278757
Wait till tomorrow can get sleeping pills then
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>>681283049
i won't be found right away, don't worry ill be long dead before they even try to pump my stomach.
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Dph is hell my roommate swallowed over 700 pills he said it didn't knock him out and dph at high doses has a simulate effect he said. At about 200 pills the effects were kicking in and he felt like he was on fire the EMT said his temp was over 104. He hallucinated vomited blood then things turned a blue tint. Said he saw demons and shadow people. He kept hoping for death to come to take away the burning and demons....
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>>681282722
There are way too many inactive ingredients in those and before ur body absorbs a lethal amount it's going to reject it. You're going to need another drug/way unless u want to just make ur life worse
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>>681283013
>>681283049
Neat, thanks guys.
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All you niggers hyping need to calm down and pretend like you've been privy to an an hero before.
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>>681283115
thanx i try...
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>>681282256
>>681282401
The image is still dumb, if your going to post something, post something meaningful.
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>>681283149
Naw Respiratory
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>>681283194
i have the ones that just have DPH.
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>>681283301
>meaningful
>/b/
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>>681282466
You are assuming that we already knew that. I was assuming that they may have been there. We're both wrong OP. However, I'm not going to stop you from killing yourself. You have to do that. But just remember that you're really being a dumb ass by doing this. Your family wins if you do it. They taunted you and made you feel like shit and you swallowed all of their lies and took your own life. They didn't even have to. You are going to do it for them. The worst part is that you aren't even going to consider how to fuck them over back. The easiest way would be to show them that you're not that wimpy, and that you can do something, and be something, and get through it all. It takes one step at a time. You don't have to do it all. If it sucks where you are, then get up and walk out of there. You still have time and options. You can still show them that you are better than they are.
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>>681283301
That's why that bitchdidn't text back..... bitch
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Help is coming!
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>>681283276
>>681283276
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>>681283432
I am a pussy, nothing new there. Now kindly fuck off.
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>>68128358
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>>681277728
you'll vomit very quickly and it will not be painless in anyway you will just continue to vomit.

just give life another shot and live fearless and regretless. work hard build your way up in life and refresh yourself as a human
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if you really want to do it and it to be painful in the same fashion (kidney / liver failure) you could just take 50 tylenol. with acetaminophen. honestly if you try to take 1000 of these and they only contain DXM you're just going to get really high because you'll throw up most of it before enough will process to kill you. if you take the kind with sudafed in it it will just do the same thing but also elevate your blood pressure.
dont kill yourself tho.
and/ /bait
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>>1
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>>681283626
says the guy posting a suicide thread, what the fuck do you want from /b/ ya fag?
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>>681283422
Seriously tho taking too much doh is the worst feeling ever. It's fucking horrible. Just hang urself dude
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>>681283426
>>681283495
>>681283432

This is serious guys
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>>681283365
Nice, I like making a living by patching up fucktards
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2 bad 2 sad
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>>681283795
well most likely after i am high and halucinating ill take my razer and slit my own throat. Should be pretty easy at that point.
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>>681283807
As serious as 3d fragmented boobs?
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>>681277728
also those are dxm pills bro
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>>681283962
no shit, i said pic unrelated.
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Anyways its bout that time, whats a place I can post a video to that won't get flagged and taken down?
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>>681283626
You're not a pussy. You're just naive... That and stubborn. Just get up and walk the fuck out of there. Why not? What happens if you find out that it is awesome? If it isn't awesome, then you can just do it later.
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>>681283962
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Seriously, why dont people be smart about this anymore and just lock themselves in a garage with a running car? Is it because its more dramatic? Or better yet just a bunch of sleeping pills and a locked car? Really, dying from hypoxia is a lot easier than dying from any other method.
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>>681277728
It wont work.
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>>681280845

that bullshit is the real selfishness

"hey OP, you should suffer so that nobody else will have to suffer! you want to kill yourself because you life sucks, but you should keep being unhappy so other people can be happy!"

do people not realize how fucked up that is - telling someone they should choose to be miserable - or do they just not think about it before they spout their garbage?

i'm not going to tell you how to live (or not live) your life, OP. that's the one thing every person should have control over.
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>>681284182
Because if YOU would be smart about it, you'd know most cars made after the ate 80's have controlled emissions and cannot kill you.

As a regretful owner of a 2013 dodge avenger, I can tell you it's not that easy.
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>>681283941
What the fuck
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>>681282796
This, OP get your hands on some dmt
Look for it on silk road or extract it yourself
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>>681284092
if no one tells me a site ill just do it and no one gets to see.
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>>681283861
Ayye I like making a living from everone wanting to kill themselves :D we should hang sometime
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>>681284182
Newer cars make this a lot more difficult
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>>681282256
>>681282401

not to mention that if it's cyclical, the latter would happen at the same rate, just at a different point in time.

literally, the image is saying that 1 out of every 40 people is never missed/nobody tries to make sense of their death/nobody cares
>every 40 seconds versus every 41
>over time, 1/40 (or 1/41? it's too late for math) of the people are never thought of again
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According to Pfizer the LD min (minimal lethal dose) for Benadryl in a human is 10.1 mg per kilogram.
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Just kill yourself with helium.
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Oh and I only have 600 tablets, but at 25 mg it should be enough. if no one posts a site i can upload the video to by 3:10 im just taking them and then you will never get to see an epic suicide til some guy like toaster steve comes along.
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>>681284479
Does that take into account the size of the anal hull though?
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>>681284262
choosing a life and choosing misery are not the same u dumbass
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>>681284576
How is drinking a bunch of tablets epic?
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>>681280925
rawlin
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>>681284628

in his case, it appears they are

>why not choose to be a millionaire? that's the best choice
>why not choose to keep living and get everything you ever want?
>why not make up whatever life you want to live and live that?
because it's fucking reality. it's not some fairy tale you'll read in third grade next semester. you don't get to choose what kind of life you live. if his life is nothing but misery, why not put an end to it? he certainly knows more about his life than your faggot ass does
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>>681284796
cause ill be slitting my own throat as well.
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>>681284558
This, might as well not die in a horrific way and go out easy, it's the least you can do for yourself anon
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>>681284576
>DPH

Get ready for a bad trip
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>>681278757
>dph is the only thing i have and can get
You should treat yourself with more affection anon, at least make the preparations to give yourself a good sendoff. OD on morphine or whatever people do. Take a shower beforehand, get a haircut, do it right.
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>>681284954
if i back out now im just another person that makes a thread saying "im killing myself" and doesn't do it. so no I am not disappointing the anons that are here for entertainement.
>>681285118
i already said imma slit my own throat as well.
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>>681285142
yea cause i can get morphine, oh wait, no i can't.
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>>681277728
You will see angry scorpions and talk to people who arnt there.

took a bunch of DPH pills once and talked to my buddy for half an hour. Only to find myself alone in my house
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someone make a tiny chat so we can watch this fucking retard.
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First hand full down, getting ready for another.
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>>681285255

why not just take cyanide, or set off a suitcase nuke to a hero? those should be easily obtainable by anyone who feels like getting them
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>>681285346
no webcam, i offered to make a video but no one is giving me a site.
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>>681285173
less sensitive nerves in the wrist bro
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>>681277728
Why would you kill yourself in a way that hurts? Why are you here, just to suffer? at least find a peaceful way to end it all if you feel it's the only way.

but if you decide to go this route, tell us if it was painful or not.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, Op...
But dying in this life doesn't mean the end of you. You don't just die and that's it. No more.

Consciousness never ceases to exist, so killing off your body does only that. Your consciousness will return in a new body and you'll just have to live life all over again.

Reincarnation is a learning system. What you do in your previous life will take it's toll on your next life.

Personally, and no offense to op, I believe suicide is a pussy way of solving your problems. Have a roof over your head and food on your table? Your life is way better than the life of most others, then. Most people who think they have it bad actually have it rather good compared to others. Don't just give up and assume suicide will fix it. It won't.
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>>681285355
You got this OP. Fare well in your journey.
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Dph? Do you mean DXM? I mean 1000 robo gels will definitely kill you and you probably wouldn't even really experience it. 30 mins in you would trip yourself into a coma I'm sure then die because of liver failure.
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>>681285488
too late mate, already swallowing the pills.>>681285521
thanks
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>>681285442
volafile.io

also, you know you can use a cellphone as a webcam right?
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>>681285414
where can I find a quality suitcase nuke?
Havnt seen any in a while
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>>681285557
DPH, i already said pic unrelated.
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>>681284880
Except OP doesn't need to be a millionaire or any of the other fantasies that you are pointing out. All he has to do is find somewhere that is not his parent's or family's house. You do get to choose the kind of life you live. You can't just choose a fairy tale. You have to work a little bit, and that means finding a new way to live. Of course he knows more about his life, but he doesn't know more about how life can get better. He has to experience that.
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>>681285582
See ya OP
Nice thread
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2nd handful down. How many handfuls should I do? or how many more?
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>>681285513
will the new body we return to be close to were we die? sorry if you don't know the details, but I'm fucked if i get reborn in somalia
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ITT: people believing an OP who won't deliver and is being a notorious faggot.
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>>681285762
see you on the other side.
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I really doubt thats going to kill you anyway lol. Have fun puking all night. Ive swallowed 2 bottles before in an attempt to get high.
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>>681285582
RIP OP, see you on the other side.
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Hes not going to die 10/10 promise LOL
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>mfw dex makes the body purge the stomache right before the come up.
>mfw op will vomit and passout before getting to a lethal dose.
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See you tomorrow.
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>>681285738

your faulty logic isn't that effort leads to success, but that effort always leads to success. he can try to do that, but it doesn't mean he can successfully do it. not to mention that won't result in him being happy

i tried to an hero the better part of a decade ago when i had no job, was almost out of money, and couldn't find a gf. now i have a good income, a decent gf, a good job that i've gotten several promotions at... but i've honestly never been glad my attempt failed (threw up pills and alcohol while unconscious, lived). i keep going and do what i do.... but i honestly have never sat back, in all those years, and gone "i'm glad i'm still alive." even though i got what i wanted and was depressed about, i'm still not necessarily glad i'm not dead
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OP please upload a video before you go any further.
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>>681285855
3 handfuls down.
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>>681285764
Just chug the whole bottle at once faggot
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>>681286089
its not dex retard.
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EMT fag, not sure of the lethal dose for that but after an hour in your system there is nothing we can do but provide supportive care. It has already began absorbing into your system by then.
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When buying goods on acropolis where the fuck do you put your address in at?
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>>681285764
OP you should sever your femoral artery, <30 seconds of pain and you'll be out.
Death in <4.
If you don't do it right you could bleed out for a long time and it would be agony though.
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OP, why not just bail? Got be a fucking drifter. Explore.
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>>681286283
original pic was of robitussin cough medicine... that would be dxm... he should have posted a pic of fucking benadryl then...
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>>681286221

why are you going so slow?

don't want to pass out before you take enough

also, if you start feeling tired/dizzy, lay down on your back and prop yourself up that way with some pillows or something if you're serious about everything. if you roll on your side or stomach and puke, it's all for nothing. that's what happened to me
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>>681280845
op dont be a selfish fucking prick, suck it up and stay alive. If even ONE single living being cares about you, then you owe it to them not to kill yourself.
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>>681286221
Damn OP if this is real then you're a stupid motherfucker. At least go out on enjoyable drugs if you think you must.
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alright guys, imma go lay down before it starts to kick in. It was nice chatting with you all.
>>681286395
planned on it. also taking 2 more handfuls.
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>>681280925
Rolling for steam
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>>681286408
This
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>>681286426

found the nigger

>aisle jus roll down to da korner n git sum crak muddafukas
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>>681286221
you should be drinking hard liquor at the same time, at least enjoy this final adventure my friend
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>suggestion
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>>681286308
Sounds like a better way than whatever OPs swallowing lol
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>>681286478

whatever happens, good luck OP
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Godspeed anon!
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>>681285855
>>681286478
fucking point proven...

>2016
>didn't stream it
>taking the bait this fucking hard
>mfw newfagseverywhere.jpg
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>>681286742
He could have at least told us where he lived so we could check the fucking obituaries if he wasn't full of shit.
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>>681286611

either you're a fucking retard or you have no idea what being homeless is like. it's not some fucking camping trip

i was homeless for 9 months (moderate oldfags may remember my threads on here). it's not some fucking walk in the park. i kept a knife within reaching distance ever night for fear i'd get woken up by someone trying to steal my shit, get kicked out of wherever i was, etc. every night you have to worry about your safety, wherever you are
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>>681286221
Come live with me man. Rent free for a bit till you get on your feet. Get away from your family. From everything.
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Hope this isnt legit bro, however bad you think you have it someone has it worse
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My friend tried ODing on dph a few years ago. Took about 100 or so. She woke up the next morning and felt crushed that it didn't work. She's gotten better since then. I'm not a big fan of suicide, but if you're going to do it then I guess get the job done. I'm sorry.
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>>681277728
I don't think that'd kill you lol you might cause some serious damage but I doubt cough gels would kill you. Try chasing 1,000 of those with two bottles of grain alcohol and some sleeping pills for good measure.
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>>681286981

retard alert

>however good you think you have it someone has it better hurr durr
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>>681286897
I don't see a city in that picture faggot
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>>681286981
Not OP, but I hate the people have it worse line. Yes I know others have it worse than me, but I can still get sad.
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>>681286897
of course being homeless in the city is shitty. A real man would venture into the wild and learn to survive like a real man, making traps and tools, living off the land.
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>>681287096

living without running water, any electricity, and societal contact, having to hunt/gather all your food, etc.... you think that's preferable somehow? not everyone is cut out for that

i'd also rather deal with people coming at me, rather than wild animals. rather get stabbed in a city than mauled by a bear and be in pain for weeks until dying of sepsis
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Also rolling for steam.

Personally I just no-life RPGs all day in order to keep myself from suicide. I don't understand the OP but I guess if I didn't have my MMOs and action RPGs to keep me occupied I'd probably do the same.

If you happen to have any MMO accounts I'd be more than happy to take it off your hands. Here's a throwaway email:

[email protected]
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>>681287203
A real child would think it's that simple.
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>>681284262
definitely agreeing with this one. Everybody should be the ultimate master of their own life. If you choose to take it, who is anybody else to judge you for it?
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>>681287096
>>681287203

it appeals to me, so that must naturally make OP happy and want to live!
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>>681287281
but you lived and tried while saying fuck you to society
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Dont be stupid about this use your death as revenge on someone you hate make it look like a murder and point evidence at them
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>>681287499

you're still failing to show why this would make OP happy....
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>>681279247
U need some pussy
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>>681286962
Seriously come stay with me and my wife. The world is much bigger than the environment you're in now
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>>681287626
So many more interesting ways to go than just chugging a bottle of Costco pills (and not even good ones mind you).

Seriously, he should sell all his assets, live like a king for a day, do whatever the fuck he wants then do it.
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>>681277728
The first expansion for GTA V still hasn't come out... then there's GTA 6 to look forward to. Smoke some weed... say fuck it and off yourself later in life when you start shitting your pants.
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>>681287626

when seriously contemplating suicide, things like that don't even matter. you'll be dead, so who cares what happens to someone else? vengeance and such are meant to be savored. they give you a mild thrill over time. not even things like sex or drugs matter when you're serious about suicide. you aren't trying to live life more fully for a short period before suicide - you're rejecting life in general/as a whole.
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>>681287948
>Smoke some weed

That's probably what did it to him you fucking retard faggot. Nice job being cucked by pro marijuana lobby.
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>>681287831
can i live with you anon? i promise to only shit in the box
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>>681281594
fuck off, m'hotline doesnt give a shit about helping you.
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>>681288286
Haha sure man. Just not the Xbox.
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I say kill yourself faggot
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>>681278639
Shit son I call that Tuesday.
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>>681288153
Did what? Kid wants to overdose on cough medicine... did he sleep with a nigger or something?
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>>681286221
>trying to OD on allergy medicine

those pills don't even work for allergies
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>>681288595
kek
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>>681288301
>>681281594

the problem with suicide hotlines (and medical intervention/police intervention/etc.) is that they only want to stop you from killing yourself. the goal isn't to fix your life, make you happy, make you not actually want you to kill yourself, etc. all they're about is helping you cope with things. It's not meant to fix the problem, just kick it down the road and hope you won't be as committed as in the first place
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At least sell your stuff first so your family won't have much trouble on expenses just to burry your body.
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Rob a place
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>>681288836
Yeah, why not suicide by cop?
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>>681288582
According to OP the last time OP had sexual activity was 7 years ago, its still unknown why exactly he wants to kill himself though.
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>>681280845
>Telling someone it's selfish to take their own life
>not realising prolonging someones suffering just cause you can't live with someone else's decision is even more selfish
Dumb cunt
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Don't do it. Suicide is a permanent decision.
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you'll throw them up

t. anon who keeps trying to get high on dph and keeps throwing them up every time i take more than 40
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>>681289573
Gee, who would'a thought.
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>>681284124
was this dude in The Wire? he looks familiar
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>>681289454
>not understanding philosophy
>utilitarianism
>you're a dumber cunt than that dumb cunt
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>>681289172
cops don't kill white people. media told me so.
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>>681289899
Just some some generic tussin DM or actual robitussin. or fuck just go to walmart and boost it. at least you'll get an actual high that's enjoyable and not the bullshit that dph is. it's not a high, if you consider being so tired and groggy that you see dumb shit and feel like trash a high then have fun.
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>>681290645
more white people are killed by police every year than niggers. but I agree with you. we're kind of immune to Police Bullets.
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>>681280054
we're your friends
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>>681281879
this shit is retarded
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>>681290848
i throw that up too if i drink more than a bottle

i think i fucked up my liver trying to get high off dph. i took like 50 once and got super fucked up, ever since i can't hit 40 without violently vomiting all of them up
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>>681288708
that is their job, stop you from the act and then help direct you to someone/somewhere that can help for the mental illness part.
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is faggot op dead yet? I'm tired of seeing this post
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>>681291964
Surely it will go away if you bump it
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>>681282791
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you know that this is the reason why almost everything on /b/ is allowed right?
newfag
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>>681280845
Yea, this is why I'm still here. I planned to do it back in HS (drive beater truck through guard rail, off 300 foot drop), but one fucking day after I made up my mind my uncle beat me to it, blew the top of his head off with an AR.
That funeral fucking sucked. I don't want them to feel that again. Maybe after they die..

Anyways, find some fucking weed, smoke it, and if you still feel like doing it just fucking do it faggit.
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>>681277728
If you are serious I don't want you to suffer. That shit will make you really sick and it may not even kill you. A sure fire way of killing yourself that IS painless and there is no antidote for it, is to take 10 or more 5mg of Valium. You will fall asleep stop breathing and die. I've seen many people come through morgue that O.D'd this way by choice. Crime scene photos never exhibited any signs of struggle. A plus you leave a perfect corpse. Please don't do it...you will be glad you did...things always get better!!!
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>>681290635
I do how ever understand philosphy faggot. you are insinuating that i follow the same theories as you wich is even dumber. Cause you know, philosophy doesn't have one answer to a question.
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