REKT THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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REKT THREAD
>>681239642
alrght what shappening herer
Ever heard of nerve gas?
>>681239898
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-football-sized-tumour-bursting-7155560
>>681240937
did that guy stab him in the butt?
>>681240994
That's a fucking Korean tiger you idiot
>>681240937
That's it.
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>681241225
fuck you that's a donkey
>>681241276
Every fucking thread
>>681241534
story?
>>681242115
broken escalator dragged a lady to her death. In China of course
>>681241085
kek
>>681239898
It's a mexican getting pregnant
>>681241328
Prove its not a Korean tiger you cunt it might be a Siberian tiger but still it's a tiger you fuck
>>681241960
story?
>>681241883
the fuck
>>681242478
nerve gas
>>681241534
that's scary
>>681242322
Hood rats go into a store and act like absolute pieces of shit, including the little kids. Security asks them to leave, they don't. He finally gets them out, little kids cursing out security guy. Guy says something like the mother needs to raise her kids or something, woman comes back in, spits on security guy, guy tazes her.
>>681241960
I remember seeing the video of this awhile ago. I think it's a security guard, and he tazed the bitch who was attacking him
>>681242517
you dumbo they are trying to move a metal sign that is on the power lines.
>>681242571
That file name
>>681242732
Nah fam. I was there - it was nerve gas for sure
>>681241701
mcdonalds lol
>>681242322
Crazy blacks family causing trouble at shops, get kicked out. Proceed to stand at the door and yell shit back inside. Kid are yelling "YOU GAY YOU GAY". Mother steps back in so the guard, after warning her a lot, stuns her.
It's just finny because the kids immediately go from talking shit to "WAAAAAAAAAA".
>>681241749
Motherfucker
>>681241749
Saw that on some nature show, the squirrel survives weirdly enough. Just got knocked out briefly.
>>681241749
what happened here?
>>681242709
ah yes that security guard that the internet was all happy for in 2013, Darien Long
>>681242115
Boy wanted to go up the escalator and back down with is mom, dad waiting at the bottom. You should be able to figure out how bad things went ):
>>681242322
Nerve gas pistols
>>681242319
You fucking mongoloid
That's a Tasmanian tiger
>>681243172
that lucky sob
>>681243052
what a fuckin downy lmao
>>681241960
HAHAHAHAHA
Those fucking shitskins. I love it.
>>681241883
Fucking idiots
Anybody have any new content? I'm trying to dig deep, find some old shit that's been buried for a while
>>681241194
listen to this while watching
https://youtu.be/kYrUWfLlYI0?t=5s
>>681242948
i love how they try to make the gaurd look like a bad person because they have female privallage to just get men in trouble for things so they milk it like bitch
>>681241276
You realize actual people have died in front of other actual people for tens of thousands of years, often without anyone giving a shit, and you choose a video where a likely thief is being punished to go off on an internet tirade.
>>681242571
LET IT RIP!!! (In pepperoni of course)
>>681242653
so that's pretty shitty, right? But how stoked would you be if you were captured by them and only got a quick decap as opposed to the other fucked shit they do? I mean, I'd rather take a gunshot to the head, but this is much better than being burned alive or flattened by a tank.
>>681243357
holy shit, story?
>>681243357
holy shit, this is a new one for me
>>681242652
Nice jpg?
>>681241276
you area fucking retard mate, most people n here arent having a laugh, when i look at that i feel sad and disgusted just as you do, but i keep looking to gain some level of exposure to another human beings vastly different experience of reality. it makes me appreciate what i have more. but sure, i probably shouldnt look anyway, it might be bad for me. who knows - i dont.
>>681242732
kek are you autistic? it obviously nerve gas you daft fool.
>>681243039
brutal, blood everywhere
>>681243039
You're a fucking faggot. The type that is ruining /b/. That shit is so stupid. Burn in hell for wasting my time
>>681242571
>file name
>>681243039
Nerve gas?
>>681243052
>not knowing how to defend himself from a dog, fucking beta fat fuck. Deserves to get his ass chewed out
>>681241960
> Get out of here I'm security
> Sheeeit I do wut I wun bitth
> Gonna taze you then
> Ima beat yo..
>get tazed monkey
Fuck I love these videos
>>681243711
>takes the bait
>>681243561
Hahahaha I finally get why people use bait
>>681242920
why didn't the explosion itself cause any damage and wtf that guy who was completely in flames i feel bad
>>681243357
It's raining men hallelujah
>>681241276
If life is so hard then end yours and leave us.
>>681243039
i know it's cancer but i still appreciated that to be honest
>>681241749
>>681243585
True
>>681243135
The mouse trap was rigged with nerve gas so when it snapped the squirrel gasped thus breathing it in.
>>681243993
amazingly everybody died
>>681243994
lost, good laugh
>>681242322
Niggers being niggers
>>681243834
Pregnant?
>>681241276
>>681243762
>the type of idiot to beeline straight while getting shot at
>>681243587
Underground pipe that was punctured containing nerve gas.
>>681242322
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1359380173
TLDW: Niggers gonna nig
>>681243477
i can't even tell what hit him
>>681244148
source?
>>681243788
Holy fuck, haven't seen this one!
>>681244351
read the filename
>>681243039
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>681244194
Haven't seen this one before. Story?
>>681243172
china is such an amazing place
>>681244194
Seizure or did he nerve gas himself from the inside out?
>>681243993
That was actually pretty cool
>>681244426
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>681243993
how?
>>681244194
nerve gas?
>>681244194
The chemicals from the match fucked him up probably? Did he inhale as he struck the match?
>>681243585
I hear ya, Fucking savages must have been in a good mood that day...
>>681242571
Let it rip!!
>>681244194
explain this
>>681244458
Kid had a seizure
>>681244444
Quints witnessed
>>681244400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B7-Zg7QmMA
Checked
>>681244444
Witnessed
>>681243585
a fine point anon
>>681244444
Fucking QUINTS for fuck sake. You murdered it anon... like how that store clerk murdered that nigger
>>681244444
>>681239898
nerve gas
>>681244424
Piranhas ate the poor boy, feels bad man
>>681244444
Niggers need to die confirmed by quints
>>681241221
that was the best part
>>681239642
>>681243711
This.
>>681239898
Quaid needs to start the reactor
>>681244863
Whats with the nerve gas meme lately
>>681245025
LMFAO!!!!!!! kudos to you, friend
>>681239642
Gimmie a kiss sugar lips
Dammm anyone have that webm of that kid getting his neck cut open and getting thrown in a shitty grave?
>>681242571
caught in the rinse cycle
>>681241701
Story?
>>681241085
seriously? nerve gas? are you fucking blind? haha fucking newfag. It's obviously taliban AA fire.
>>681244656
Am I retarded for assuming it was the flashing brightness of the flame? He looks like a gamer too so it's probably yes
>>681244444
dude epic numbers ilikeit
>>681244424
thanks mr skeltal
>>681243276
You dumbass, don't you know it's a fucking giraffe? Look at its long-ass fuckin' neck and shit.
>>681244645
i can't see what hits it
>>681243788
To be fair, he kinda had it coming trying to bring that metal pylon up with him
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
>>681241534
Save the child! It's too late for me.
>>681243993
>>681244148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY
>>681244885
kek
>>681239642
>>681245430
Another bird flying at like 200mph
>>681241276
People are falling for the bait, good job anon.
>>681245430
Hawk. Hawks are fucking badass
>>681239642
i think we have a gas leak...
>>681243788
jesus fucking christ chinese made....
>>681244645
sparrowhawks r gangsta
>>681245508
Aw she is smiling even poor loli.
>>681245508
Someone explain this
>>681245508
fuck
i could not stand this shit being her father...
>>681244891
Was it a recent attack? The body looks somewhat decomposed but it seems possible considering how ravaging those fuckers are paired with being submerged in water.
>>681243477
did the driver just fucking teleport out of there
>>681245259
There was a leak of nerve gas, but miraculously everybody got away without the slightest scratch. I heard about the incident in a discovery channel documentary.
>>681244194
Listening to some dank beats.
>>681245665
> setting the standard for food distribution excellence
>>681244913
stupid bitch
>>681245785
The effects of nerve gas.
>>681244913
jeezus
>the guy that throws his hat on the ground tho
>>681243039
LOL ALREADY SEEN THIS ONE, CLOSED IT BE4 EVEN HALFWAY, ONLY REASON I REOPENED CUZ OF REPLIES DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP
>>681245147
newfag, lurk moore skrub
God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>681243788
wow china is so cool
>>681245905
oh shit i better watch out
>>681241601
haha as an alcoholic i love this one. we've all been there.
>>681245785
>>681245259
There was a leak of nerve gas, but miraculously everybody got away without the slightest scratch. I heard about the incident in a discovery channel documentary.
>>681245184
this is why i don't j-walk
>>681244424
did he live
>>681243711
Autist level 9000
>Confirmed
>>681246019>>681246016>>681245964>>681245960>>681245905>>681245899>>681245875>>681245842>>681245836>>681245833>>681245822>>681245810>>681245785>>681245763
>>681245736>>681245713>>681245670>>681245665>>681245652 DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP DO YOU EAT THE NIGGER OR RAPE THE POOP
>>681246151
>>681245259
There was a leak of nerve gas, but miraculously everybody got away without the slightest scratch. I heard about the incident in a discovery channel documentary.
>>681246019
Kek'd
>>681245508
It looks like a dick and balls
>>681246115
Brah.... too soon
>>681245508
somehow i always wish i get to have friends/family like that just to help them. i don't know, that's ridiculous, but i like helping people so much i wish they were somehow 'worse' than me so i could be a support for them. god, im pathetic
>>681245875
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
>>681245785
>filename
>>681245185
toppest of keks
>>681245259
>nignog sees whiteo jumo out his car
>whiteo tried to reverse roles and rob him
>blackie saw can of nerve gas in his car
>gets mad and starts punching
>>681246062
yeah man
>>681246279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThXSmLquI9g&index=1&list=LLzw2cI4gCwaLALvKPSlfaGQ
>>681246115
what the FUCK?
>>681243585
hell id take that over their usual method of beheading even. They were being downright lenient to these 2 fellas.
>>681245665
I don't get it...
>The light was green!
>>681243357
WAT FUK
>>681243762
>filename
kek
>>681246279
Time to take your meds, no shame in being schizo so long as you continue treatment
>>681244444
USA USAUSAUUSAUUSSAUAUSUAS a/asfajsdhlfdsahfldsahfds cooks on bbq
>>681246828
only tipped over because he quickly turned to avoid the asshole biker that pulled out
>>681246441
it was a young blonde hottie driving that car,can someone post the longer version where you see her get out of the vehicle
>>681245665
excellent distribution of food
>>681243135
What do you fucking mean asshole?
The fucking TRAP HIT HIM ON THE FACE.
IT WAS INCREDIBLY CLEAR.
>>681246799
poor Wayne Brady
>>681241960
niggers gonna Nigg
>>681244202
welp. now i know what hell looks like. wait no thats Jersey
>>681244276
Not anymore.
>>681247149
Looks fucking nothing like him.
Half of these webms couldve not been made if niggers who could see through a few mm through their eyelids were banned from driving
>>681244194
fake and gay
>>681243534
Fuck, i shouldn't laugh but i do!
>>681247310
bateman on point
>>681243762
Now the ending of Prometheus makes sense.
>>681247053
Bait I hope? You can tell it was the bike's lane turn to drive
>>681244194
hes faking it. you can tell hes smiling at the end. fucking morons and ur dank nerve gas
>>681242652
Is this for fucking ants?
>>681247101
>The ambulance backs the fuck out of there...
China... Not even once
>>681246151
Yes, they glued his skin back on
>>681247450
how do you guys come up with these filenames lol
>>681241276
Blow me
>>681244891
Source? The link I found is a different guy and the piranhas didn't eat every inch of him
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c33_1407012541
>>681244301
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1359380173
beautiful.
To bad it was nonlethal.
>>681244913
Did the driver swerve into the babbies?
>>681241225
It's obviously a rhino you fucking idiot
>>681243711
>people still taking that b8
holy shit lurk more, post less faggot
>>681244202
What the fuck!?
>>681247450
I actually cheered when he got hit.
>>681247702
That's what these rekt threads are about now - the funniest filenames for the most brutal rekts
>>681247913
>>681241595
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
>>681243834
i agree that "maybe" cops shoot too many people, but i love watching retards being put in their place when they act like savages
>>681239642
alright ,
im pretty sure there is no god now
so theres that
>>681246441
Looks like an inexperienced driver. They tried to 'gun it' and then when shit went wrong they couldn't stop accelerating "oh shit where's the brake?"
>>681244202
Real spooky shit, my nigga.
Anything else like this?
>>681248038
from what i've seen it's mostly
1. Car related
2. Fight related
3. Machine Malfuncion
4. Nerve Agent (nerve gas) or biological fucks
the four biggest reks
>>681248111
>>681247599
>>681245056
Wow... I always thought to myself "Well that stupid fuck got what they deserved" and I didn't notice until now that it's 2 kids backpacks rolling down the road. I mean... I guess that's darwinism for you.
>>681247320
you don't see it
>>681242571
They see me rolling, they hating
>>681248229
>the four biggest reks
the four biggest keks
FTFY
>>681244194
i wonder if this is what happened the first time our ancestors saw fire.
>>681248038
I did not see that coming>>681248079
>>681246828
lmfao that was perfectly on top of the sedan no way that person survived
>>681248451
haha
this is nice
>>681248487
these fucking filenames
>>681243762
WHY THE FUCK I CANNOT SEE THIS SPECIFIC VIDEO ON MY FUCKING PHONE
>>681242442
Thermal Camera for train tracks... Impressive
For the "story?" parrots - no, sorry,I don't know where or when this took place
10 internets for anybody who gets the file name
>>681246799
I mean... He did tell them to arrest him.
>>681248719
you can survive 4+ story drops too so idk what the result was
>>681248728
Splatoon beta
>>681248339
>I.4cdn.org
Whats dis?
>>681248728
Not bad for a - human -
>>681248898
I opened the video in another tab
>>681246115
life is tough being a crab
>>681248898
autism
>>681247450
Headed the wrong way...
>>681246799
I mean... He did tell them to arrest him.
>>681248306
And that's why you're actually supposed to strap your helmet
>>681248788
Kek
>>681247420
underrated
>>681248728
Bishop from Alien, all the Internets for me
>>681247053
Cement truck ran the light and swerved to avoid the biker pulling out on a green light.
>>681248978
good lad
>>681243762
Girl scouts collecting fire wood.
>>681249006
Ya, i dont know alot about computers. But if your car or ac breaks down. I can fix it.
>>681249006
>>681248719
story?
>>681248658
Don't be too upset bro. It's not that great. Just a dude getting crunched by a dead tree he just chopped down.
>>681248788
w...t...f...?
>>681243788
best magic show ever
>>681249167
Its name was Ash you fuck. God damn.
>>681245185
lmfao
>>681249068
BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>>681243993
That happened near me. The pilot wasn't paying attention.
>>681249200
like a fucking boss
>>681249200
>>681246413
MAN OF THE YEAR
>>681249211
Fair enough.
>>681248669
they're cheap now adays, every farmer has one
>>681244444
Goddamn i love watching niggers get killed
>>681248658
Do you have apple? You need to ditch that shit. Get android
Went through 3 iphones. Restricted.
Now i live free on note4
>>681249292
are you really that retarded?
>car goes fast
>aerodynamics fail to keep car on ground
>>681249439
With sound it gets so much worse. Or better, you sick fuks.
>>681249493
VLC app on iOS plays webms....
it's also free.
but crapple amirite?
>>681243357
it seems like a gas station. I believe that what exploded was one of the underground containers of gasoline. Something similar happened in Peru a years ago. The container must have not been fully filled, but that's enough for causing a mortal explosion. It's like this but in a bigger scale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Vkl1YnNFs
>>681248728
Alien, bitches.
>>681244885
>>681243762
>>681243052
White people.
>>681249519
shit i guess i am. i better get that shit checked out, i reckon
