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i killed my neigbors dog when i was ten
>>681235531
My daughter gets me off.
>>681235531
gay thread cancer killing /b/
sage goes in all fields
>>681236318
Story ?
I post my gf nudes on here pretty frequently.
I regret getting married at 21 my life is shit and I can't do anything about it breaths I have a kid . Fuck that bitch
>>681236684
Dump to bump
>>681236684
I post my own nudes in rate my gf threads
>>681237104
me too
>>681237104
>>681237213
Honestly hot af, femanons?
>>681237104
Hawt!
>>681237290
Yeah
>>681236552
pics?
my cars finger tried to back me in my moms friend
>>681237290
yep
>>681237290
trap.
>>681237490
Nope
I have crippling autism.
Oh wait.
>>681235531
>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I broke up with my gf because she is basically autistic
>>681237104
>>681237213
nice, on the slight chance somebody recognised you you'd come across as an innocent party.
good plan anons, keep up the good work
>>681236684
>>681237038
ehhhh i wont post my gf, howabout a girl i snap instead?
>>681237702
I'm starting to like this kid!
I went into the trans bathroom at my school a couple days ago and was too nervous to pee, so I just turned around and left. I told everyone I used it and the shame of that lie is tearing me apart.
>>681237874
I don't think I know anyone in 4chan. Would be crazy if I did though.
>>681237591
pics of your wheelchair?
i beat the shit out of my parents dog when I visit
I will never EVER admit it to anyone, but when I crashed my car, killing my best friend in the passenger seat... It was no accident...
I managed to manipulate a chick into falling for me, but i dont think i like her at all. Worst part is she wants to live me with me and what not.
I cant bear the thought of her killing herself over a breakup, shes fucking crazy and i know she would do it
>>681238199
Why does one girl have a magnifying glass, is that supposed to make you feel better about your penis??
>>681237702
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other
Glorious!
My fiancee is a stripper and she's 2 hours late from getting home. She says she's doing a champaigne room with some high roller, but I'm scared she just went home with him because I'm unemployed and out of shape :(
>>681238421
It didn't make me feel better! That bitch is the reason I couldn't pee.
>>681238199
Imagine something like that but genderswapped. The feminazi rage would be insane. But with men you can do that no problem.
>>681238524
Thats what you got for dating basically a sex worker, why tf did you propose?
>>681238420
just be an asshole to her until she breaks up with you. that way she doesn't blame you and won't kill herself. stop showering, fart a lot, talk with your mouth open, laugh obnoxiously, etc.
>>681238355
Now that is a legit secret. Why did you do it tho? I mean he/she was your best friend after all..
I chatted up my buddies daughter over Facebook and she sent me nudes. I bragged to him about this hot young chick I was fucking and when he asked for pics I sent him the cropped pics of her so he couldn't recognize her but saw her tits and pussy. He said he was going to think about them when he was fucking his wife later. Then I screen shot the convo with pics and sent it back to her.
>>681238900
>talk with your mouth open
How else would you talk?
My girlfriend got home last night to find her 20year old younger brother passed out drunk in her bed wearing one of her bustiers and panties.
>>681238999
time to share pics
>>681238827
She's gorgeous, way out of my league, and the club she works at is supposed to be non-full nudity and no-touching lapdances, and it put food on the table and paid our rent so I could focus on studying.
>>681238999
Wow dude. You sent the convo back to the daugher? Kek!
>>681238933
how stupid are you? if you kill your best friend, it's because he's not your best friend! he's your worst fucking friend and enemy.
do you even go outside?
>>681239065
lol
>>681235531
I've lied to my ex about killing myself. Last year. She still thinks I'm dead.
>>681235531
I hate my girlfriend but I'm a fucking beta who can't break up
>>681239172
I would but I'm on my phone at work. They're on my laptop. I should be more prepared for /b/.
>>681239263
Then why the fuck would you write best friend? That makes no fucking sense!
>>681239049
i meant EAT with your mouth open. unless she's a hillbilly? i don't know what bothers her.
>>681238900
M8 that aint gonna work, shes got her mind set for a whole fucking life with me. When she almost cheated on me (long story), she ended up slicing her hand a couple times, stabbing it and setting it on fire.
I hardly doubt she would break up with me
>>681239207
There is no honor among thieves, similarly there is no boundaries among whores. You fucked up fam
>>681235531
I've assisted in several suicides. Been raped for a few years going before that and i'm a transgender now with a crazy submissive streak. My voice is still kind of deep AF though. I would love to be dead right about now.
>>681235531
I secretly hate how often this picture is used.
>>681235531
someone lives in my attic
>>681235531
I'm terrified my wife is cheating on me, at least emotionally, with someone. I took care of phone finances and found them talking throughout the night, sending picture texts, after she tells me she's gone to bed they're still talking, and they talk over the phone when she won't call me.
I don't know what to do.
I have always wanted to kill a person. to Hear them scream. I am a sick person. I live in a forset so i can hide the body easy, but i am to mutch to a coward to do it.
>>681239593
>she ended up slicing her hand a couple times, stabbing it and setting it on fire.
She doesn't half ass stuff for sure
>>681237702
icwatududther
>>681239207
sounds like a fair trade. you get to be a house bitch and lie around all day, she puts out for cash.
If you don't want her working there you're going to have to get a job.
>>681239229
She's kinky AF. I told her I was doing it. She said she's had a crush on me since she was 9. We've discussed that.
>>681239653
Why would you want to be dead you got stuff to offee
>>681237936
I legitimately want to have sex with my biological mother. I've fapped to her since I was 16 and I would still happily bang her. She keeps in amazing shape. I want her to tell me to come back into mommy, back where I came from... she'd never ever be down for it though. But if she asked, there's no question, I'd nail my mom.
>>681239754
leave her. stop being a cuck.
>>681239454
because you're sad and angry that he was your best friend and now you're worst enemy. he's such an asshole you would crash your own car to kill him. it's complicated. you're just supposed to read between the lines.
>>681239446
>they're on my laptop
they're also in your facebook message logs.
>>681239734
Living there because they want to or have you captured them?
>>681236552
so jelly, can only get off by thinking about my dad..
>>681235531
I spam aggro shaman on ladder after my parents go to sleep
I'm secretly straight
>>681235531
I was a pony fag and a furfag
But I changed
>>681240014
it wants to and wont leave :(
war story, want to hear?
>>681236595
>cancer that is killing /b/
AHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!
/b/ has been dead since 2010
Fuck off you 15 year old
>>681239754
IT's too late /b/ro, there's nothing you can do
>>681236684
I fuck your girlfriend frequently
>>681239668
It's standardised on this one over time because it was the image that got the most replies.
>>681239877
Hot AF
>>681239330
Lol wut
>>681239593
Talk to her family. Try to get her professional help. In the end you have to look out for yourself. But for the time being, help her chill on the crazy.
I'm surrounded by good friends but i still feel fucking lonely all the time
>>681239804
Amazing!
I still miss her
>>681240108
totally. i saw my friends blow up to pieces in front of my face
I bought panties at a rummage sale and I use them to fap.
>>681239593
a life with you, maybe. but not a life with the new super annoying faggot version you. start tomorrow and you can be free of her by next week. maybe she conveniently finds out you like to wear ladies underwear or are muslim or.....something heinous. use your imagination.
>>681239653
I feel you anon, honestly hope things will get better for you
>>681240277
wish she thought so...
>>681239996
No. I clear that out all the time. Secrets m8.
>>681240393
Pic related?
>>681240029
go on anon
im still in love with her
>>681235531
me and my friend had "sex" (if it could be called that, we sort of just rubbed our dicks together) when we were both 11 behind my house
>>681239877
I'm way ahead of you, fucked her last year when drunk af
>>681239909
Not as easy as that. I moved out to be with her years ago. I know our relationship got rocky, but I've never searched outside of the relationship for anything. And I did confront her on it, and she assured me it's nothing.
I don't have a car that's not hers. I don't have a roof without her, I can't afford this place by myself. And we're married, it's not as easy as picking up my shit and leaving.
>>681239794
You tell me, she was trying to fix our relationship like that. Even if i was fine with it because she didnt do anything.
She also manages to want to be with a cringy, unclean, beta faggot who browses 4chan.
She even knows i might turn into a little tranny fag, she still sticks around
>>681239454
That wasn't me, he was my best friend, we got into the most heated argument I have ever had in my life. It was incredibly frustrating, I knew I was right but I wish I could have let it go. We were going down the street as this was argument was happening, and I turned left into a telegraph pole in the heat of the moment. I blacked out, cuts and shit on my arm, but he died on impact. I regret everything to this day...
>>681240029
Share a story about him.
>>681240499
Maybe
>>681240520
what do you want to know?
i fantasize about cheating on my gf almost everyday while at work. i will never act on it but i still think about it when i see girls at work
I love traps like seriously i wish i could fick one and be fucked by one and both of us passed around
>>681240652
m/f, what you think about, what started this all
I still love him, he thinks I'm over him but I'm honestly not. Oh well. He'll never know that anyways
>>681240648
What the flying fuck
>>681240530
since apparently kids experimenting sexually is a big huge secret, i played a game in the closet with two girls when i was about 8... and it involved some very clumsy oral sex . Probably why I like loli now... miss the whole, yknow, no sign of hair thing.
>>681235531
I have never given money to charity, ever. I genuinely don't give a fuck about poor people, in my opinion they're lazy fucking scum. I have been lying to my girlfriend for the last 6 years by pretending to donate sums of money whenever such a thing is on the television. I pretend to donate on my phone when really I am transferring the money to a secret account. I usually spend the money on vidya.
>>681240072
Matt, is that you?
When I was 14 my me and my mom lived in a semi truck. She smoked method a lot. She smoked really close to me one time. We both got high and he had sex.
>>681240374
Damn, war is hell dude, i fragged some girl on accident. truth be told, i enjoyed it.
>>681240592
dont have many, i dont know what happened along the line that made things this way. He would never touch me and isnt attracted to me. hes not even attractive in any way...at all. but idk, its all i think about. then after its all said and done im disgusted, obviously.
as a catfish i convinced this guy to stimulate his prostate with a pen
>>681240582
Sounds like an accident, bro. Those telegraph poles comes out of nowhere. It was dark. Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>681240564
YOU GON' BE BROKE AND HAPPY, OR MARRIED AND MISERABLE, UP TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKER
>>681237491
What?
Your car's finger
tried
to back you
into
your mom's friend?
>>681235531
I kill ants with my dicks so I can say that I've killed "hundreds with it".
After 20 or so ants, it starts to smell weird.
>>681241059
"obviously"? Odd, i dont feel disgusted about wanting my mom. Incest is a pretty beautiful thing imho.
>>681240308
Ive never met her fam, biggest reason being that her dad raped her and her mom is a fat slob. Ive only seen her brother but hes autistic.
You can kinda see the tricky situation im in
>>681241020
mmh. see. whenever im having fun, or laughing i remember my friends and get super fucking depressed. i miss them too much. should try to get over it i guess.
>>681240846
>Find rummage sale
>Get some loli sized clothing, including panties
>Person selling thinks you're buying clothes for a girl
>Get home
>Only keep the panties
No one is being hurt, so who cares?
I'm pretty sure that I'm not capable of feeling feelings. I've read about and been told, by others, how different feelings feel, so I've just started to become pretty good at faking them, but to be honest, I just don't even really care. About anything.
>>681240881
Same. I started with my girl cousins when I was 5 when we were playing outside and had to pee so we went into the bushes and watched each other. Now I have a loli pee fetish.
Fingered an underaged and loved it
>>681240929
matt here. that wasn't me.
picture unrelated
>>681240813
you realiZe he most definitely feels the same way? just talk to him pussy
>>681241074
>>681239347
I hate my wife but I'm a fucking beta who can't break up.
You need to un-beta your shit before you suffer the same fate.
>>681238999
Checked
>>681241059
I don't feel disgusted when my daughter gets me off. Just tired.
>>681240779
Same here, except I'm married and I would go through with it in a fucking heartbeat. I'm married to a bipolar alcohol so that makes it easier.
>>681241298
So you feel my pain.
Still, I get to remember going down on a loli and having no legal repurcussions. No regrets except that I have no time machine!
>>681240804
i am a female, in my early 20's.. have had creepy fantasies since i was around 14ish? its always mostly been fantasies of him fucking a girl that is my friend.. my age and looks like me because its unrealistic to think about him and i.
>>681241282
Hell hormones can change that it isnt the end of the world thi gs can get better
>>681241020
i was on a roof during a tic once and an ana fuckhead fired an og at ??? and for the next 20ish minutes i heard a donkey scream as it bled to death. i hate that goddamn sound dude. i can still hear it sometimes. i've had dudes get blown up in front of me too and their screams are haunting but not as much as that fucking donkeys screaming.
>>681240881
that's my biggest secret I think at least, since nobody has found out. I mean, the biggest "secret" of my recent life would be borrowing my grandfathers cadillac for prom, then fucking the girl I took in it. She used the shifter as a sex toy while I did anal on her. He took us on a cruise when I turned 18 and they put us in one of those questionnaire shows or whatever, they asked how I lost my virginity, and it all came out.
>>681241384
He's dating some one. It's going well and I'm happy for him.
>>681241248
Sorry about your friends man, you dont have to forget about them but you need to move on. Im sure its what they'd want
>>681241204
its different for a father and daughter, dont you think?
>>681241172
THE MEMBER YOU SEE BEFORE YOU HAS ENDED THOUSANDS OF LIVES, SNUFFING THEM OUT BEFORE THEIR TIME
YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ALBERT THE SLAYER OR YOU WILL DIE
>>681240582
Wow anon, I don't know what to say, I feel incredibly sorry for you. These things happen in the heat of the moment, there's nothing you can do now to change it. Hope the feelings will get pale with time.
I knew a grill who, also in the heat of the moment, steered her car off a bridge in the woods. She did it because she wanted to kill herself, she regrets it to this day and now she's crippled. As despicable as it sounds, shit happens. All the best anon!
>>681241661
See thats like a thousand times more epic.
Got my buddy's married sister in law pregnant. She had the baby last week. Haven't seen it yet. No one knows.
>>681241517
Amazing memory isn't it?
>>681241503
hahahaha. any videos! home made stuff is kinda hard to find.... 8)
>>681240072
I wasn't a furfag a year but /b/ made me one. Don't know what to think about that.
>>681235531
I absolutely hate being broke. I work my ass off and still make peanuts.
>>681241711
Not really. I kind of wish i could have a daughter with that sort of relationship.
>>681237586
faggot
>>681240094
Fuck, it? Is it ..human after all? Grill or dude?
>>681241238
I totally get it. I was dating crazy for a while too. Basically ended when I got her into dope then she turned into a junkie, you get to leave and she thinks it's her fault. She either gets help or does junkie shit. But either way, its no longer your problem. Mine went the rehab route and is apparently doing alright but I wiped my hands clean of her and I'm allll set.
Obviously don't do dope. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
>>681241091
Man, I wish it was an accident, but I ran the car off road straight for the pole, making sure that it'll hit in front of the passenger seat... I knew what I was doing, I couldn't believe what I had just did, I wanted to die the moment I woke. Being a murderer isn't for everyone.
I've let my cousin (male) and my older brother fuck my wife.
>>681240094
Also why is it there and why doesn't it want to leave?
>>681241959
Why the fuck would that be a secret?
>>681241521
sounds hot to me.
Into ageplay at all, or do you only fantasize about your 'friend' at your current age?
>>681241872
No evidence. Ever.
>>681241851
And delightfully vivid. The game was 'sex monster' - the goal was one of us was a monster that wanted to 'eat' the others. Ah, we were creative.
>>681241703
yeah im sure. they were probably only ones who cared about me. and well yea they wouldnt like seeing me cry over em.
>>681235531
Be 23 sleeping with 15 year old cousin for the past 2 years, she stops taking the pill. Shit about to hit the fan
>>681241872
Second
>>681241696
so? talk about it anyways
>>681238337
Ur a horrible person
>>681241971
i think it all came from seeing him watch porn and jerk off shamelessly when my mom wasnt home on a regular basis in our living room. id hear him from upstairs sometimes and sneak peeks and listen.
>>681242014
idfk i hear knocking and i open the staircase and it yells at me and throws something when i tell it to get the fuck out of my home. i think it eats rats
>>681241711
it's actually more acceptable. it's very common for girls to be attracted to their father, one of those things that's weird but kind of makes sense when you think about it.
>>681241819
that's the issue though, I didn't want to tell it because it's technically not a secret anymore
I'm in love with a guy I met on the internet and haven't talked to in 7 months. Not necessarily romantic love, I just really miss his friendship and company. I could message him at any time but I just can't, I don't know what I'm scared of.
>>681242049
i dont know!! i think its... its nest?
>>681242157
Oh god. I remember everything we did, and the girls that came later. Amazingly vivid.
>>681235531
im ur father op
>>681242082
only my current age.
I enjoy having sex with random guys when I'm on a business trip away from my wife.
>>681242362
That's really erotic. You never know, maybe he would have invited you in. What a bonding experience that oculd be!
>>681242145
aw rats
>>681237702
Do the truffle shuffle!
>>681242048
Kill yourself you disgusting cuck
I cheated on my gf about 7 months ago when I was drunk. Didn't really do much, couldn't get a boner cause i was so plastered but she still had my dick in her mouth and I'm sure i touched her up.
I feel fucking awful every day
A while back, an old junkie friend and I had a couple shots of some really good dope that he paid for. He overdosed, and instead of administering the Narcan I always carried (reverses opiate OD) I watched him die so I could have the rest of his heroin.
>>681242377
i disagree but i guess thats just because i hardly have a relationship with him
>>681239049
>>681242330
I have sex with my grand parents dog when visiting but only if they step out for a while. He's knotted me twice but usually doesn't
>>681242469
I just wonder if they remember too. Lost touch with those two.
Hah, i get to say I had a threesome with two chicks before i was 13, yay me
>>681242023
Fair enough but theres one more problem here m8, she does so many drugs i dont even know how shes alive.
>>681242388
:) message him.
>>681242557
Sorry anon.
>>681241554
I'm aware.. Just in a bit of a dark headspace every now and then where being dead seems the best way out to the point where i have actually bought supplies for it. (Courtesy of 4chan's committing suicide painlessly guide.)
>>681238420
Why did you manipulate her into falling for you? Why didnt you just get the pussy and leave?
>Be a naive and foolish 12 year old surfing the web
>Find this website called 4chan talking about this ps game I wanted cheats for
>One thing leads to another and there is this link
>Click it and it leads to a pork site
>Oh shit I don't understand what this is but it seems interesting
>Someone is coming in the front door so I quickly close everything and run
A couple weeks pass
>Mom comes to me and asks if I was browsing said website
>Lie and blame it on my younger sister
>She gets spanked then grounded for a month
>I get away scott free
>>681240393
This legit made me laugh
>>681242539
it actually really had an effect on me. i feel as though im somewhat a sexual deviant, now.
I'm bisexual,I honestly feel depressed like 95% of the time,I still love my ex even though she treated me like shit, and I frequently use my friends as a way of getting out my frustration and I don't actually like any of them. Even worse is that a girl who I've been "best friends" with for three years, and I know for a fact is basically in love with me, I only talk to to get to know her other best friend, and when her other friend isn't around I purposely act like a douchebag so she'll stop talking to me.
>>681242670
LOL. Not a cuck. I've gotten to fuck her sister, her best friend, and my brother's wife. It's always threesomes or foursomes.
>>681239446
Dropbox, MEGA....
>>681242712
ahahaha thats awesome
you sick fuck
>>681242524
I have many questions for you, sir.
1) how do you find random guys on business trips?
2) Do you get diseases? If not how do you prevent them?
>>681242835
i understand.
>>681242364
Shoot it
I'm too much of a sack to ask out this chick at the Cafe because my last two girlfriends cheated on me and it made me have trust and confidence issues. Also an impending fear of rejection and making myself vulnerable for it to happen again.
>>681239207well enjoy thinking about your girl taking some old rich mans cock that she considers a real provider.
yes your gal went home with him. yes she has sex with other men.
get a fucking job dumb shit
>>681242286
My sister talked to him and he said something along the lines of he didn't want to ruin our friendship because he rely appreciates it. He was worried me having a crush on him and the rejection would ruin everything. I'm going to stick to where we are now. Plus his grillfriend is super cool and I would be a bitch to ruin what they have.
>>681242388
You'd be surprised how sometimes being the one to bridge the gap and reach out can be your best course of action.
>>681242968
Or maybe you were just sexually charged form the start, like me. I was sneaking porn by 11 and had a collection of all sorts of shit by 13. Some people are just nymphos :P
>>681242364
Are you fucking serious? What kind of stuff does it yell? And how the fuck can you even sleep at night..
You never got up into your attic to check, with some friends or something? Or even called the police? Damn that sounds creepy as fuck
>>681237702
Uncle Max here. Fuck you, kid
>>681243066
it will probably rip my fucking eyes out if i peek at it again
>>681242027
It sounds like you want to feel guilty. It was dark and you were surprised by it. It's completely natural to swerve and hit the pole on the passenger side. That's just self preservation.
>>681242813
degenerate tbh
>>681241788
Thanks anon, it feels better that I could tell someone and they actually care. Even if you are a random person on the Internet, I'll remember what you've said when I feel like killing myself, thx anon.
>>681241261
I'm right there with you anon
>>681242736
hardly having a relationship makes it more likely to be sexual attraction.
When you grow up with somebody always there and looking after you, your feelings develop as more caring/familial.
When you have distance between you - or in many cases first meet them as a teenager or later - you still feel that attraction, but it's much more likely to be interpreted as sexual attraction .
I sent nudes to a guy I used to fuck while "working" on my relationship with my my fiancé. Probably shouldn't of done that but it was fun. Woulddoagain/10
>>681243293
I can live with that.
>>681239754
Install spyware on her phone. Profit.
>>681241249
So you jerk off with little girls panties? Why?
>>681242917
everybody needs a hobby anon.
getting a girl to fall in love with you is a hell of a rush.
>>681242712
Eh, any heroin addict would do the same, sits not your fault hobo
>>681243190
duude i dont have friends i live alone in a forest this house must be like 100 years old man. and im pretty sure it stays up there?? i just hear scratching and some other shit sometiems. its more like screeching or something
>>681243153
i was using my older sister vibrating venus razor to get off in the showe at like 12 XD
>>681242786
grill or dude? Doesn't the knot in the ass hurt lots?
>>681243054
1. Tinder or grinder, I have both on my phone
2. I use condoms and only go more towards "normal" guys. Haven't had an issue yet.
>>681242862
you know that guide just makes mustard gas right
>>681243418
gross. i hope you have butthole aids now, faggot. also you're not married. faggots can't get married. that's not what marriage is!
>>681243368
okay, makes sense when you say it... never really thought of it that way.
>>681243459
They're so tiny and cute. They have all sorts of cute patterns and the fabric feels so soft.
Believe it or not I don't even care about the loli. Panties turn me on more than anything, even sex. I'd honestly rather fap into panties than have sex.
>>681243278
Timestamp the attic and knock on the door
>>681235531
I regret almost every decision I've made in my life. I especially regret washing out of the military a second time, and would give BOTH nuts to have another chance. I want that even more than I want to live and work abroad.
>>681243519
Im a girl, not in the ass that would hurt
>>681243500
Fuck yeah start tossing cookies and twinkies and lots of snacks up there all the time that thing sounds awesome.
>>681243516
Thats not too unusual, a lot of girls grind on things. But maybe it does suggest the person is hornier than usual, i don't know.
>>681243153
im also a female cuck. my boyfriend hates it believe it or not XD
>>681242862
We have all been there buying the painless sucide guide stuff but the best thing to do from my expercince is think of the now ans what you want to achive and go for it.
>side note i feel the same way with wanting to die i just smoke like hell 40 pack a day and kill my self slowly because its more of a horrible way to die and i feel i deserve it
No se hablar ingles
>>681243760
oh, i wasnt grinding..
>>681243806
Proof is needed
>>681243755
He's probably just got an immigrant up there. Send up different foods and see which cuisine he responds to.
>>681243806
I don't experience jealousy much so i'm more polyamorous than 'cuck', but i guess i get it.
>>681243550
Que? Naw naw. The one with the depleted helium tank, tubing and mask o-o Atleast it sounded fairly err.. sound. Since the helium does appear to make people pass out fairly well.
>>681241009
Are you a guy?
>>681243670
nooo fucking way not going outside and opening the door for this thread! its like i have to go outside, go around the house, and then go up another stairs just to get atttacked by that little shitbag again! i mean i guess i could but im not sure if its out of its little hole curently im not hearing anything
>>681243290
Thanks for defending my actions anon, but it was such a petty argument that lead to death within an instant, because of me. It just hurts every time someone tells me it's not my fault, it kills me... I don't know what to do or who to talk too..
I got my friend shitfaced drunk on two occasions and fucked her ass while she was passed out.
>>681243752
That sounds hawt as fuck. Had an ex gf who always fantasized about stuff like that, she wanted to be licked by a dog and maybe fucked. But we never had access to one so we didn't go through with it, just watched some videos.
Wish I could have seen/been part of that. Have fun!
>>681243929
haha, you will have to take my word for it
>>681244015
That means now is your chance to set the trap...
>>681243893
Too bad daddies arent allowed to offer an outlet ;)
>>681243954
i love the idea of watching him. but he feels uncomfortable. so whatever i guess, thats what porn is for.
>>681244189
WHAT TRAP im scared shitless of that thing?? how the fuck am i gonna make a trap
I'm fucking a married woman. She's married to one of my coworkers but she's my little slut.
>>681242362
i wouldn't feel to weird about it. Yes, actually going through with something would be sick of course. But do you know how many girls call their lovers "daddy"? its fine
>>681243654
as I said, it's pretty common.
You're in your early 20's, so it's normal to still be struggling with this. But you can't just change what turns you on. Ignoring it doesn't help, feeling shit about it doesn't help anyone.
My life improved when I decided to stop denying my kinks at about age 25, now I just enjoy them instead.
Doesn't mean you should go and fuck your dad, but it's okay to get off thinking about it or date guys who look similar or whatever.
>>681244044
shhh shhh, it's going to be ok. you'll make new friends and learn how to drive. next time you have an argument just don't aim for telegraph poles and you'll honor his memory. it's time to move on, bro.
>>681244151
Sadlly its not me you jave to prove to its my mind it needs images to save haha
>>681235531
I served 6, years, went to school, became an engineer, worked in defense for 22 successful years, and talk a big game about how this is the greatest country on earth. But in reality, the more I study the history and see the culture of stupidity and aggression that rules this land, I want more than anything in this life to see this country and everyone in it burned to ash under a blanket of mushroom clouds.
I feel unparalleled in fields of politics and religion, but I know that it will never change a thing due to the denial that sprouted the concept of both the right and left wing, not to mention every modern religion that matters. My life is useless, I am average looking at best, and I'm a kissless virgin at age 19. I solved most of the issues that plague mankind, the problem is that nobody wants to listen, or rather they can't. Life is useless in and of itself, and when nobody takes what you say into account you develop into a new fold of uselessness. Embracing it is something I simply cannot do, if I do, then there's no hope for ever leaving a single mark on this orb of debris after I perish.
>>681244015
tell you what anon, if you give show us the stairs, i personally, will go deal with your problem :)
I have a two in one. I visited a good friend and his wife a couple years ago. We all got plastered and my buddy went to bed. His wife came back out. I jerked her off and she deep throated me. I had just gotten married. Wife or friend don't know. I consider my marriage open now, so I don't feel guilty.
>>681243520
Oh right. My wife is able to see what apps I install. It's not like she's checking up on me all the time, but she does see that list all the time because of some weird way she manages her millions of apps. So that option got nixed.
Going to seedy bathhouses always seemed like too much risk.
Thanks for taking the time to answer buddy. though.
>>681244094
Lol, you live in Colorado? That seems to happen A lot out here
>>681243344
Ty /b/ro, I feel you.
Or well, I don't really.
>>681244303
All you gotta do is make sure that thing is out by like throwing a rock up there and see if you hear anything - maybe it'll think its a bird
Then you gotta tie a tripwire right st the entrance of the door and have a crate ready for it to fall into
Have it set up to shut the lid when it moves, make sure the lid can lock in some way upon closing
????
Profit
>>681235531
I've finished into:
3 Ziploc bags
4 plastic shopping bags
behind 1 public shed
far too many tissues to count
My hand
7 times right in the toilet
3 public shower stalls
>>681243806
thank fuck that's a thing that exists, I was starting to give up hope
>>681238999
Dude. I think you need to share /b/ro
>>681244471
ah fuckkkk!!!" im gonna get the camera then..
>>681244437
fuck you. your guilt trip is embarrassing. you're the piece of shit who should be gassed. you have it all wrong faggot!
Over my entire lifetime, I've consumed over 7,389,412 tyson dinosaur chicken nuggets.
I worked for Blackwater. Most of what we did back in the mid 2000s would be considered illegal/evil by any standard. I don't regret the money I made, or the places I got to see. I do regret doing some bad stuff though. Stuff my family would never understand. They'd think I was a monster
>>681239065
kek
>>681244303
throw some flares down there, if it hasnt been outside in a while then it'll go blind from the sudden change in exposure, then run down there and stab it with a rusty nail or something.
>>681244278
I get wanting to watch. My big fetish is to have gay sex while a woman watches and is into it. I love that sort of thing. Or having her join in, for that matter. Guess im kinda libertine.
I like being humiliated. Like, I'll show anyone my dick if you show me theirs cuz mine is so small that I turns me on to see bigger dicks.
>>681243655
I can respect that. To be honest I like jerking into my godsisters dirty panties when nobody is around. Feelsgoodbro
>>681239330
Thats some movie type shit.
>>681244531
Nah, California. It probably happens a lot everywhere but people who did it/received it (if they remember) never talk about it.
>>681244325
'would be sick of course'. Your words, not mine.
I've been friends with a girl for about 5 years now and we used to date so there is some tention left on the fact the we never went all the way the other day we got high and decided to fuck I can't remember if I pulled out and she is currently dating another woman. Ps haven't talked about it with her yet
>>681244720
So... are the nuggets made out of chicken or is it really dinosaur? I thought they were all extinct. Some people have eaten crocodile and snake... maybe that's what it means.
>>681244757
war is hell dude
>>681237702
Isn't this shot from the Goonies?
beauty
>>681240573
wow dude. you will get out of it eventually, just slowly make a transition towards breaking up and then enjoy the paradise of being by yourself, i had a similar (not as totally unstable though) and now it's the best time of my life to finally be liberated from having to be with someone.
I think all retards should be killed on sight. I tell people they shouldn't be allowed to breed when really I am more extreme than that.
>>681235531
I'm planning my suicide
>muh edgy teenager
nope, married father of 2, im literally here to take my mind off things, wont be happening soon but ive been tying up loose ends lately, I will be gone by the years end, probably get this summer over with for my kids and im done, I told my wife but she couldn't give a fuck, probably thinks im full of shit cos ive said similar things for years, I've worked hard to turn my wife and kids against me and cut people out so nobody will give a fuck.
Feels good to write that out anonymously, first time ive told anybody other than my wife.
Tried getting help NHS failed me, when it comes time I'm torn if to take out one of the people who contributed to fucking my life up (and his family if I can help it) or a doctor as a clear message.
>>681244778
its not down its above me and i only got some ikarus ''hand flare red'' it says
>>681244757
fake and gay
>>681244627
>public shower stalls
How'd this happen? Stories?
>>681244381
Okay, I'll try, thx for listening anon, it feels better now that it's not held in so much anymore.. I'll go make new friends elsewhere, away from all the guilt, thank you anon.
>>681244757
What did you do m8
>>681244955
50% chicken
50% semen
>>681244414
>>681239446
How old is your friends daughter? Is she slamming af? Have big tits? Big ass?
>>681244957
Yes...
>>681244779
>>681244834
>>681244900
>>681244963
>being this gay
>>681245102
There's not much to it. I got horny, in a public place.
They were fairly covered so no one would have seen me. Hearing, on the other hand, I try not to think about.
my dad makes me follow him around a take pics of him,, he is a real dick...
luke
>>681244956
Yeah, but what we did was beyond anything our respected affiliates did
shit uhh, go buy some roman candles and shoot the bastard with them, make sure you're packing a .45 or something in case shit goes cray cray
>>681245060
How so
>>681235531
I feel nothing for people. I felt nothing when I moved across country and left everyone I knew standing in my driveway, I felt nothing when my favorite people, my grandparents, died and were buried, I felt nothing when our dog ran away, or was found dead hit by a car a week later, felt nothing when my friend was killed in the shooting at columbine, I felt nothing when my stepmom, who was really close to me, passed away last week. Whatever mechanism is supposed to fill me with much emotion over loss and destruction, seems to be missing or broken. It doesn't really worry me that much, but it does make me wonder what I'm missing.
>>681245180
i spoil you.
>>681244785
thats my thing too XD i like thinking about him with traps.
I'm 30, no job, my parents think I'm in school again so they send me a bit of money, this fills me with inmense guilt and stress but I haven't been able to get a decent job
I lost my virginity when I was 28 to a fat chick
Didn't fuck again until a year later, this time to someone actually pretty and small
I suffer from terrible social anxiety so I have to drink to socialise properly
I'm not even ugly or fat, I just dislike people too much
>>681244523
Before hookup apps came out, I used to just use craigslist (did that a lot while I was in school) or I would go to a pretty low key gay bar (mostly just a sports bar) where I lived while she was in class or working.
>>681245373
This post was intended for >>681245098
>>681245252
>no timestamp
>clearly a trap
>>681245088
your kids are going to care no matter what
>>681243325
I'm here for you anon, and thanks for telling me that. I may be just an anon but I genuinely care, it got me tears in my eyes. It remembered me that everything can change so fucking fast, in seconds, one dumb impulse action can destroy so much, instantly.
I wish I could be with you to talk about it, just hold you. But I totally get why you would never ever tell anyone irl about it. And please, don't kill yourself over it. There's enough harm done already, don't make it worse. It would make the lifes of your close ones miserable. It wasn't your fault, brains are capable of crazy stuff when short-circuited. It will get better with time.
I'm a vegan and I haven't told anyone in 5 minutes.
>>681245102
Honestly the best story I have is me jizzing on public grounds and then it's still not that good.
>>681239754
Turn that bitches phone off. Done.
>>681237104
your the type to make a thread and be like "if this girl was your sex slave for a day what would you do to her".
>>681245484
>classic /b/
>>681245432
bah, he should go for that. traps are fun anyway ;)
God, is there anything I don't fuck....
>>681245252
This helps a little haha
>>681245418
Yeeah, ya do, haha, aww well, peace out man, I'll enjoy life a bit better now :)
>>681245477
i dont have no firearms! only thing i have is an axe
>>681245398
Think ya got some depersonalization homie homes
>>681245549
you're way behind quota.
If you don't pick up your game soon I'm going to have to report you to the regional council.
>>681245453
Have you looked into CBD edibles? I take 1/3 of a Cheeba Chew and it changes my entire outlook on socializing.
I killed my sisters hamster just to feel what killing was like
>>681245191
Helped destabilize basic human facilities and services, so companies could negotiate new contracts. Also, me and my coworkers raped a little girl, while our boss held her parents at gunpoint. Is that juicy enough?
>>681245798
How? Blender?
>>681245453
Get a job. Right now you are a huge fuckin faggot.
>>681245727
night nights.
I resent my parents for their standards and i hate myself for not being capable of keeping up with their standards :D
>>681245663
good!
>>681239593
Sounds like you need to worry about your own safety if shes willing to do shit like that to herself.
>>681244448
Tell me how to fix the world
>>681245776
I don't like cannabis but I was looking into microdosing daily with lsd or other psychedelics. Real LSD is very hard to get where I live though.
I could synthesize my own if I had the resources and equipment because I'm somewhat proficient with chemistry and laboratory equipment, but that's stretching it.
>be me
>10 y/o
>there's this idiot in class no one likes, he gets bullied
>feel bad for him
>sorta become friends
>summer day
>"anon want to play some soccer after class?"
>k
>he goes outside first I needed to do something for the teacher
>go downstairs
>suddenly hear screams
>th fuck?
>look around corner
>toughest guy in class is forcing him down a freaking underground container (pic related)
>Oh shit
>hear his screams for help as he is now 3 meters underground in a trash container
>run the fuck away pretend I didn't see shit
>2 hours later
>firetruck pulls up
>gets him out
>mfw I didn't help him
It must've reeked of shit in there.
I'm addicted to sex. Not masturbating, but sex. I've manipulated 3 girlfriends into it in the past few years, and although they consented they later expressed that they didn't really feel like doing it. Even though they made it clear to me I still managed to seduct them inot sex time and time again. All three relationships ended on non-sex issues. #1 moved away, #2 got addicted to drugs, #3 has been driven crazy by her work, to the point where she was institutionalized about a month ago. I have not seen her since.
>>681245834
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>681241521
do you otherwise have a healthy sexual life or is that blocking you?
>>681245834
Why would a bunch of pmc fags rape a kid? This is a terrible move that could jeaperdize the company you dumbass. Nothings wrong with what you did but dude, why?
>>681246023
Thank you kind anon and lookin good fyi
i know break dancing jesus,, he makes me reenact brokeback mountain with him...
>>681244757
You are, anon
>>681244627
Honestly my biggest secret was the public fapping. I'm just going to post it to get it out there.
>be me
>horny 14 year old
>just discovered how to masturbate
>do it several times a day
>go to an outdoor sports complex
>at my younger brothers soccer game
>mom lets me walk around the complex
>suddenly get a hardon
>imustfap.jpg
>for whatever reason I start off doing it in the middle of a basketball court
>with the entire parking lot able to see me
>clearly I'm a jenius
>hear leaves rustling
>I thought it was a people and put my meat away
>continue wandering
>still horny
>find a nice shed
>only the playplace and some guys house can see me
>startupmymeatgrinder.png
>jizz on the ground
>hear a nice splat noise
>zip up
>hands go unwashed
>mfw the risk turned me on a lot
>mfw I still like the idea of fapping and fucking in public
>>681245834
That dude who was running into Isis controlled territory to rescue bitches from the rape prisons, pulled a 9yo girl out who'd been getting raped over 20 times a day by filthy Arabs.
So, see, don't feel too bad, it could have been worse for her.
>>681246173
tyty!
>>681246155
no i have a healthy sex life
>>681245834
Your taste in girls is more an issue than raping one.
>>681246112
Pic:
