Hey atheists,
If two monkeys can fuck and make a human, how come two dogs can't fuck and make a cat?
Because dogs and cats are not from the same species. However if two monkeys fuck they either make another monkey or a negro.
Autistic
>Bitch from Neverending Story
>Crying scene
>Religious faggot trying to bait
NICE TRY
>>681233635
>>681233670
>>681233746
LOL at fedoras unable to handle hard questions. Avoid avoid avoid.
>>681233432
How come two humans fucked and a faggot like you was the result, op?
>>681233957
Best you can do? Can't answer the question, so you have to throw insults around instead. Sad.
>>681233432
I'm so sad that you keep doing this. You're like the kid who crashes a toy truck into a wall repeatedly and then wonders why his toy is broken. Over and fucking over again, redundancy without end or hope. Being bait aside, why would you want to keep doing it? What dark little joy could possibly be so great? Damn dude, just fucking do better.
Hey faggots, explain me how a fat faggot can grow a neckbeard but a neckbeard can't grow a fat faggot.
>>681234508
Same reason a tree doesn't grow dirt you simple fuck.
>>681234430
>Agreed
Because OP is a lonely faggot trying to overcome disbelief that their god isn't real.
>>681234663
>What did you say to me...
You sure showed 'im, pham.
But a tree can grow dirt.You don't go in the outernet?
>>681234663
Same guy you responded to. I don't think thats it. Its more just attention whoring. If OP has any belief whatsoever, I would be sincerely surprised. Guaranteed replies is what t comes down to. We could hijack the thread and discuss the cancer that we are, somewhat, contributing to, though
>>681234628
Well technically they do. The leaves and twigs and then the tree all become dirt same as the tree was once dirt. It's a cycle that were all part of. We ourselves are just stardust.
If the universe was concious, would it be god? I'd have to say yes. That's a god a could believe in.
And before you ask, "how could the universe possibly be concious??" Keep in mind it already is. It's concious and /b/rowsing.
>>681233921
>Two monkeys make a human
>Humans didn't come from monkeys
>>681233432
It takes an extremely long time to go from a monkey to a human. Way more than your lifetime x10. On the other hand If your family breeds dogs long enough your family may eventually be able to make a catlike dog after many thousands of generations of animals.
>>681235091
And yet, not a single one of you has actually addressed OP's question. If monkeys supposedly somehow made the first human, how come you can't get a cat from two dogs?
>>681235494
Monkeys didn't make humans, we just share a common ancestor.
>>681233432
Darwinism...
the reason why your retarded fucking posts keep dying.
>>681235459
Let me know when scientists find the missing link. I'm sure it's out there somewhere, under all the "hundred million year old" fossils. In the mean time, since all we have are monkeys on one side of the line and humans on the other, presumably two monkeys somewhere gave birth to a hairless, tailless, pink human baby.
(Remember, if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist. There is no missing link until you see it.)
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how evolution works. Changes are incremental over a very long period of time. There was never two monkeys fucking and making a human. There was two very near humans fucking and making a human. So your premise is bogus.
>>681235494
>OP detected
>>681235766
>>681236223
Don't give in to the bait
>>681236223
No, I know how evolution works. You throw a whole pile of scrap metal in a barrel, roll the barrel around, and a Rolls Royce drives out of it.
MODS
THIS
IS
SPARTA!!!!
Evolution takes longer than it would to figure out if a god actually existed. Two monkeys didn't make a human. It's not as instant as that. Being a fag trying to shove religious shit down atheists' throats to prove that a god exists is just unnecessary. tl;dr evolution takes a shitload of time.
>>681235304
i hate kids like you, "grow" as in "undergo natural development by increasing in size and changing physically; progress to maturity"
leaves and twigs DECOMPOSE in a bed sediment, organic materials, liquids, etc which in turn becomes SOIL
you can't use your hippy-dippy rhetoric magic to make words mean whatever you want, trees don't fucking "grow" dirt
>>681236117
People can see a lot of things and still interpret them wrong
The bible, for instance
>>681233432
sage goes in all fields
>>681236117
Monkeys don't suddenly give birth to a human baby. It takes a really fucking long time. Through the process of evolution mistakes in coding an animal's DNA are made. These mistakes however are extremely rare. Some mistakes end up being good in the environment and others bad in the environment. the more fit animals with the good mistakes live longer giving them a longer amount of time to fuck and pass on their mistakes. Over time as the bad mistakes die off and the strong fuck you will eventually get a different breed and then species. That is how this shit works. This is not a 1 day, 1 month, or 1 year thing. This is a several thousand year process. This process can be sped up however through the process of artificial selection. Through artificial selection Humans have created thousands of different species of domestic animals that have wild differences.
>>681236524
You are retarded. You only get the rolls royce after 100 quintillion years of rolling the barrel. Duh.
>>681236117
>if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist
fucking wew
"missing link" is just a buzzword that more or less proves you have no idea what you're talking about
>>681236117
>if it's not right in front of you, it doesn't exist
so then how do you justify belief in god, with that logic? God isn't front of you.
>>681237861
Wow Bastion. Jew much?
>>681233432
behead all heathens
>>681235304
define "stardust"
Sounds an awful lot like you are actually just shitdust, or jizzdust, considering stars are just made of elements like everything else.
>>681237897
But that's how Rolls Royces are made. Right? If you see a Rolls Royce, you don't assume someone designed and made it, you assume that random forces assembled it out of bits of scrap blowing around.
>>681238472
aayyyyyy cat dog. I loved that TV show as a kid.
you don't know how evolution works...
>>681238563
That's better. But I might add that a barrel rolls royce might be more crude, yet durable than a man made one.
You know, despite how it started and where its gone, I love this thread. /b/ redundancy at its best
Because we're not genetically the same. Related, yes, but not the same. Though I'm assuming you already knew that, seeing as how the reason you went for atheism instead of evolution is probably because of the idiotic conflation of atheism and evolution. Evolution is not atheism. Now quit being a child
>>681233432
Can someone please explain the joke to me?
>>681238540
Hes right. us, our computers, our houses, and the majority of the stuff on Earth could have only been made from deep within stars or right after a star explodes.
https://youtu.be/2bm479V8qPs
>>681239031
You're supposed to laugh.
>>681239011
You might as well tell him to stop being on the internet, it equates to the same shit
Your not even trying at this point, Google evolution dumbass
>>681233432
You went full retard man.
Here, have John Entwistle. >>681233432
I HATE YOU ATHEISTS!!!!
Why do you fucks keep replying to this shit? I wish this fuck would get banned already.
>>681233432
>>681239423
Good, go kys
>>681239123
So I'm right as well. Also, are we assuming stars have always existed?
>>681238563
a rolls royce implies design because it is recognizable and more than one exists in the universe
you can't prove to me that the universe follows a design, so you can't infer that it has a designer
the watchmaker's analogy refutes itself
>>681233432
Because anon every time I see her crying I get a massive erection full of retarded monkey seamen.
>>681233432
So when did you stop beating your wife?
>>681239031
The neverending story....
>>681233432
Your premise is invalid
>When 2 niggers fuck, a human is not the product.
>>681239618
I have not said stars have always existed. I was only saying and putting up evidence that all of the more complex elements that are needed in life and are inside of your body right now must have come from stars. Thus you are made from stardust.
>>681233432
>>681239745
Funny, I see lots of humans all around me, just like I see lots of cars. If you walked into a parking lot full of cars, would assume they had just grown out of the ground from amino acids and lightning strikes? Or would you start looking for the engineer who designed them?
Dear God
>explain this shit
>>681240607
That should say "Behold my infallible creation", "Gives humans free will"
>>681233432
it's the opposite though. niggers are so far below humans that when they breed with whites the result is still a nigger. they can pretty much de-evolve humans back to apes
>>681240613
no, you look at how it all developed. You don't need the engineer if you can take the machine apart and put it back together again
>>681240312
I didn't say you had, but to say we are stardust is to say that the whole universe is -dust of everything that came before it. People always throw around the term "stardust" to romanticise the fact that the materials the form us are the same materials from all over the universe, which is common sense.
>>681240607
It didn't give people cancer originally. The original humans were giants and lived for thousands of years. Each generation of sin made humans weaker and more vulnerable as they lost the blessing of G-d.
>>681240613
Watchmaker fallacy.
In your fucked up creationist idea design is top down, going from complex to less complex.
So what being created god?
Please do not procreate friend. You suffer delusions of grandeur.
>>681241150
all hail gdashd
>>681241150
>humans were giants
>sin made humans weaker
>G-d
kekked hard faggot, thank you
>>681240820
wtf is that thing
SMH, this is just lazy bait
>>681241499
The idea of God negates the need for a god's creator. It's prettt simple actually.
>>681240820
What the fuck is that thing?
>>681241150
kek omg dude please dont I cant take it
>>681241150
So basically, people believe humans changed height, but it's impossible for humans to change appearance
>>681240613
you're saying that creation is recognizable, which is incorrect because there are PROVEN cases of people recognizing modern technology as naturally occurring
car's don't spring out of the ground, that's why you're fucking wrong: THE DESIGN OF CARS HAS A TRACEABLE ORIGIN IN THIS WORLD, AND MORE CARS TO COMPARE IT TO
>evidence is objective to all viewers
>backwards causation
10/10 made me reply to bait
This whole thread and others like it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDT_MKUVgLI
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>>681241784
Whip squorpion
>>681233432
we are monkeys OP. just a little less hairy
>>681240613
We know that fire produces heat and light: therefore the Sun is on fire: therefore the Sun is not powered by nuclear fusion.
>>681242063
you stepped up your game with this one, faggot
>>681242020
But THERE IS a traceable origin for humans. It's in Genesis. The fact that you don't like it is immaterial, just as it's immaterial that cargo cultists believe the gods created Jeeps from nothing. The objective truth is that someone made the Jeeps just as it's objective truth that Someone made humans.
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>>681236524
>Compares non-living scrap metal to biological organisms that have the ability to self-replicate, genetically mutate due to imperfect DNA copying, and must compete to survive in comparison to scrap metal which can do none of these things
Top fucking kek, autist
While you're at it, explain this too
>>681242432
yes, a traceable origin for jeeps because we have citations, physical evidence, photographic evidence, peer corroboration
genesis has: presupposition and... theological noncognitivism
oh sorry a single book that has been mistranslated, re translated, taken apart, etc
>>681233432
Revolution bro. Millions of years.
>>681243095
>mistranslated, re translated, taken apart, etc
What are the Dead Sea Scrolls, Alex?
>>681233432
if you really think that, your IQ is pretty low. thank God for making you that stupid.
https://m.imgur.com/a/YXwL3
>>681233432
It's been almost a year buddy
Why do you still post this crappy b8?
>>681243382
>I wanna be in a shark grills belly
>>681243252
>Dead Sea Scrolls
>written in ~5 languages
you're gonna have to try harder
>>681243382
could I ask sauce, anon? I never knew I wanted something like this in my life until now
Listen up, Neckbeards.
If humans evolved from something, then where are all of the transitional fossils? What about the written/historical evidence?
>>681243533
Indeed I do
>>681243569
Shark girls are love Shark girls are life
https://e621.net/post/index/1/Shark%20female
>>681233432
Best worst b8
>>681243832
thanks anon
finally, something good comes out of one of these threads
>>681233621
I love how so many atheists took the bait, yet every christian avioded the first, yet correct answer.
Also... /thread
https://m.imgur.com/a/YXwL3
>>681240613
are you really equating cars to humans? are you actually equating non-living, engineered machines fabricated by us to living beings whose birth is related to semi-random elements like genetics, with possibilities for mutations and anomalies?
seriously stop with that weed, shit's killing your already deficient brain.
>>681243691
All species are transitional species tecnacly as its an unbroken branching thread not a step A step B step C thing.
When speciation happens it normally happens by 2 populations diverging and changing so much they nolonger are the same species, so one species dosnt turn into another a die off usually the new species branches off and the old one continues.
Please look up "ring species" for further reading, not that you care you are just here to b8.
>>681233432
your parents fucked and a faggot popped out so i guess anything is possible
>>681244131
I love how the atheists are all stormfag bigots.
>>681244250
>>681244341
finally some /b/lackup
>>681244341
The bombadier beetle boils water inside itself, then fires scalding steam out of its mouth. If a SINGLE THING is different, if a SINGLE TINY DETAIL changes, the bombadier beetle either blows itself up or doesn't get steam. How do you get a transitional species when anything halfway to a bombadier beetle just blows up and dies?
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>>681244945
>>681244623
Not black up just pointing out very very basic biology.
Keep in mind chances are no one in this thread is really a creationist, like with the flat earth threads this is just a trolling tactic.
Just post ring species, remember a person posting on 4chan is thosands of times less informed than evolutionary biologists and as such have 0 say in the matter.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species
>>681241753
>denies an explosion could have taken place eons ago due to the gradual accumulation of scattered matter (or even from the matter of a previous universe collapsing on itself, all part of a cycle) and that the result of that explosion could over millennia could get to where we are now
>believes some almighty being litterally just appeared out of nowhere and started existing some thousands of years ago and just made everything, including the flaws in everything, for no reason.
the funniest part is when you try to convince me an all-powerful and all-seeing being would allow a lesser being born of himself try to usurp him, and become some lord of darkness who corrupts people.
seriously your stories and beliefs are self-contradictory down to the last one.
>>681245096
>>681245227
>>681245422
>>681233432
Gradual mutations over a ridiculous amount of time.
>>681244838
lol now you're just getting goofy with the bait
>out of it's mouth
that'd be mighty terrifying
>>681245479
>>681245612
>>681245655
>>681244838
Because the mechanisms change and develope over time, the mechanism isn't 100 developed and the parts need to grow.
All species are "transitional species"
Also why do whales have legs?
Why is human chromosome 2 a mutation of 2 seperate chromosomes stuch together?
Why do you think you know more than the people who have advanced degrees?
Go get a PHD, reserch it for 30 years, write a paper disproving evolution and win your Nobel prize.
Until you do that everything you say here is meaningless dribble.
Sorry
>>681245764
>>681245206
Scripture makes a lot more sense when you realize that Lucifer and the Devil are not the same entity. The Devil is a title, a role which is given to an archangel to act as a sort of opposing attorney. Lucifer was himself an archangel, the greatest of the archangels, in fact, and *could* be the Devil, but doesn't necessarily have to be.
Never ending shit post.
>>681245878
>>681245514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
It's real. And proof that evolution CAN'T exist.
>>681245808
Bombardier beetles are remarkable creatures, truly deserving the attention they have received. They earned their common name from their ability to defend themselves against predators by firing a mixture of boiling-hot toxic chemicals from special glands in their posterior.
>posterior
He said water, and mouth, he's just trolling at this point.
>>681246010
>>681246011
Oh did you get you PHD and disprove evolution and win your Nobel prize?
Oh you didn't?
Sorry bud your opinions still are meaningless.
Also ring species are proof of evolution we can observe, soooooo yeah.
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>>681233432
Such bad b8
>>681246237
Appeal to authority. Bad atheist. Bad.
>>681233432
am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>>681246244
>>681246360
Shhhhh
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species
You have no cradentals, your opinion is meaningless.
>>681246011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
I'll just give you the link back, and ask you to read your own link this time. They don't shoot it from their mouths, it's not water, and the two chemicals DON'T EXPLODE.
You literally are just riffing second-hand information at this point and you look pathetic.
Here's another article YOUR FUCKING ARTICLE LINKS TO DISPROVING YOUR BULLSHIT.
Much creationist literature gives an inaccurate account of the process. Based on an admittedly sloppy translation of a 1961 article by Schildknecht and Holoubek, [Kofahl, 1981] Duane Gish claimed that hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinones would explode spontaneously if mixed without a chemical inhibitor, and that the beetle starts with a mix of all three and adds an anti-inhibitor when he wants the explosion. [Weber, 1981] In fact, the two do not explode when mixed, as others have demonstrated. [Dawkins, 1987, p. 86-87] (Schildknecht did propose a physical inhibitor which kept the mixture from degrading in undisected beetles; in fact, the degradation he saw was probably simply a result of exposure to the air.) Gish still used the mistaken scenario after being corrected by Kofahl in 1978. [Weber, 1981] The same mistake is also repeated in books by Hitching in 1981, Huse in 1983 and 1993, and twice in a creationist magazine in 1990 [Anon, 1990a, b].
I'm done replying to obvious bait, have a good one bud.
>pretending to be retarded
>>681233432
Op, are you retarded? Or just too lazy to do a simple Google?...or shitty troll?
>>681246407
I only know who the bitch in the picture is because of all of these bait threads
>>681246360
>"haveing an education is bad and evil!"
Your b8 is pretty weak.
Best part about creationists is they will grow old and die never proving or validating their claims and they will only be remembers as jokes"
>>681240240
too late
>>681246658
Travis is in effect.
>>681246872
Anyway this thread is nothing but b8
Everyone who's not the Travis poster should leave and ignore the poor b8.
>>681233432
logic, there is none.
>>681246965
>>681246919
>>681233432
if I renounce my atheism will these threads stop?
CAN WE STOP ANSWERING THIS ANNOYING PRICK
I wear a kilt in public, so if I don't like someone, I can reach behind me, shit in my hand and throw it at the guy.
>>681247056
>>681247210
>>681247122
No, but you'll get salvation as a consolation prize. Not bad.
>>681247291
>>681233432
Hey OP if Adam and eve were the first two humans, how come it's wrong to fuck your sister/brother? We all come from incest then?
>>681247394
>>681247475
>>681247317
well shit, I'm sold. See you at church.
>>681245850
still doesn't justify why God would even allow for either to be alive.
hell, archangels and angels in general make little sense and are unnecessary. it's like having guards in a utopia, why do you need them if everything's perfect?
similarly, if God is all-powerful why would he need any sort of agent? if his power and knowledge and wisdom are infinite then he can do everything himself.
>inb4 he gets tired,bored, etc...
pretty sure if he's a perfect being above all else he literally cannot get tired or bored
>>681247425
It wasn't just Adam and Eve. There were also the Nephilim. The offspring of Adam and Eve mated with the Nephilim.
>>681247580
>>681247726
>>681247813
>>681233432
I can't tell if this is bait or not.
Two monkies cannot fuck and make a human. Evolution is a slow process occurring over hundreds of thousands of years. Of course, you seem to be below the threshold of homo sapien and fall somewhere in the classification of homo erectus, a species thought to have been extinct for a long time.
>>681247952
>>681248084
>>681233432
>if two monkeys can fuck and make a human
prove it happened. oh wait, you're religious. you can't prove anything happened.
>>681248168
>>681247641
We can't know the mind of G-d. YHWH says so repeatedly, and even scolds Job: "Where were you when I laid the Earth's foundations?" The wise are blinded. Scales are laid over their eyes so that they *can't* see the truth, so that we must use faith to understand.
>>681236117
>tailless
Humans with tails are born till today.
So, you use FALSE facts to prove your point. Way to go, faggot, way to go.
Also, I love how theist fanatics ignores such an abominations as Chihuahuas.
Damn, this things were in 'late_earth_patch.exe' I guess.
>two monkey fucks resulting a human
>two wolfs fucks resulting Chihuahuas
>TFW op is a dofus Chihuahua originated from wolf pack. Sucks to be you
>>681248254
>>681248381
Hey christfags, if Adam and Eve were white, where do blacks, asians, indians, and Mexicans come from?
>fuck
A real faggy Christian would say fornicate. Noice b8 tho m8
>>681248442
>>681248520
>>681248470
The curse of Ham. He looked upon his father's naked body and was cursed for it.
>>681248470
>"And God made the beasts of the earth"
not even trying
>>681233432
Dude what is up with these threads everyday get the fucks out of here man hahahaha
>>681248595
I quit.
>>681248993
Have a good one.
>>681248644
for black people? should have been the curse of wattamelon.
>>681249104
Post your butt.
>>681249288
I have full frontal.
>>681248686
Kek
>>681249414
Butt.
>>681233432
Fuck you OP I follow Cu chulainn
>current year
>not dieing on your feet, facing your enemies
>>681249567
>>681233432
That ain't evolution, Retard
That's being high and seeing weird shit, dumbass
Evolution is a process that takes millions of years to see the results
Direct human ancestors looks very much like us, except smaller, not as intelligent(like you) and they looked a little more ale like, dumb shit
Go back to school, piece of Christian shit
>>681249104
I applaud you for keeping this going. Much better shit than the creation argument
>>681233432
Fuck off, bit
>>681249794
..fuck..
>>681233432
>If two monkeys can fuck and make a human, how come two dogs can't fuck and make a cat?
Prove they can't.
>>681249967
>>681249961
>>681250195
The horror..
>>681250451
>>681249577
>>681250591
>>681233432
if dogs with cat-like characteristics have a higher chance of leaving viable offpring then those dogs will eventually, over a long period of time, evolve into cat analogues.
in fact, dogs themselves are actually evolved from wolves by selective breeding since they were domesticated by humans thousands of years ago.
TL;DR try learning what evolution actually is before spewing BS you ignorant, brainwashed bible eater.
>>681250679
>>681250757
>>681250960
>>681233432
Because niggers, that's why. Was it god's plan to make a group so inferior they live in the same land of famine instead of move further down the river. Niggers are living proof that there is no god, and if there is, he takes no personal action regarding evolution.
Post yfw you find out every religion thread is started by an athiest
>>681251668
>>681251004
>>681251769
>>681251985
>>681252103
>>681252315
>>681252419
>>681233432
This has to be the worst bait I've ever seen. Are you running out of ideas for retarded questions?
>>681252529
image limit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
>>681239562
Your mother was a whore, and you a bastard child born out of wedlock. Who cares twhat you think, trash
>>681240097
>free will
>millions of possible changes that can not be calculated, as something as simple of waiting for a second changes everything else. In short, god can NOT see the future, only on a everyone in the last days will be an assfucking faggot, much like yourself.
