Hey /b/, just met this girl that is new in the area at a bar, I'm 19, she's 18(I live in Canada before one of you Cuck faggots is gonna point out your gay murica 21 year old shit). Dubs+ decide what I send dis chick. We were about to bang that night but she had to leave so lets get rolling boys.
Soooo why haven't we fucked yet?
>>681231711
Welp
is your cervix sensitive to dickquakes measurable on the Richter scale?
Well, I got time tonight? How's it sound?
>>681232403
roll
>>681232088
>>681232833
Send a message with nothing
>>681232403
rollin for this
Tits or gtfo
>>681233122
You just possibly got this fucker laid
>>681233122
Winrar!
>>681233122
>>681233581
oh shit nigger
>>681233581
Oh fuck
>>681233581
Ha ha just kidding
Im actaully gay
>>681233581
That usually never works what...
>>681233581
you got sum good cocksucking lips, girl?
Send a loli hentai pic
>>681233581
this girl wants op's cock
>>681233923
Rolling
>>681233581
Do it op. Is she hot?
>>681233976
>>681234112
She's like 7/10 or 8/10. Would definitely bang.
send her this with no context pls
>>681234266
winrar
>>681234266
if dubs ignore this
>>681234266
winrar rip op's dreams of getting laid
>>681234266
Right after prince dies.... There's lots of context here
>>681234266
ou shiet
>>681234394
ROLL
>>681234366
>tfw double 66s
hail to baphomet
It's cool I like child porn right ?
>>681234266
>>681234570
Roll
Do you think you can send me a small preview? -send me pic of tits
Don't be greedy now
>>681234606
ya blew it
>>681234570
Roll
>>681234606
Are you a fucking spastic?? Good God.
>>681234606
its like you don't want to fuck
What a dumb bitch
I'm horny right now, how about sharing some pics? ;)
>>681234606
Rip
>>681234606
holy shit are you insane LMAO
>>681234606
You mat still get laid op. Let's see this bitch
>>681234606
you didnt send her the pic ;(
Holy fuck op wtf
>>681234660
roll
Bwahahaha blew it with the girl and didn't deliver. Such faggotry.
OP confirmed for absolute madman
also a bit intoxicated ;)
WTF GUYS HOW IS THIS REAL #FUCKINGSAVED TOPFUCKINGKEK
>>681234999
Trips don't lie
>>681234999
oh shit
I want to tongue punch your fart box.
>>681235094
Why are u being a faggot is she ugly
>>681235094
you're fucked when she gets wifi though
>>681235094
Holy shit m8
>>681235218
Roll
>>681235094
send her the pic bro i got double 66 dubs
So, wanna trade pics?
>>681235218
Dubs get
>>681234660
Roll
>>681234999
>>681235218
4444444
>>681235265
Thread might 404 by then
>>681235094
"so how about some teaser for tomorrow :) ?"
also OP post some pic of her
>>681234606
There's that full autism....
Girls hate jokes, smart people, and sensitive fags.
They love, humor, intelligence, and emotional understanding.
Figure out the difference, and you won't spaghetti everywhere.
lemme see those sweet milk dud titties
also send this
>>681235218
Come on
Is she hideous or something? Why won't op show us this cow
>>681235218
Check'm
Send pic
Do you have a favorite place to go, I'd gladly take you , eh?
>>681235668
Roll
>>681235610
Roll
>>681235218
Rollin
Send me pics of tits or gtfo of my life
>>681235372
I seriously hate people like you, why are you doing this with your life?
Send nudes?
I enjoy watching child porn is that a problem?
Can I touch your poop place?
>>681235372
why u do this
>>681235372
Show us pic of her
>>681235798
So can you be at my place tommorow?
>>681235804
Because I'm fucking bored get over it faggot at least I pick up 2-3 chicks a week.
>>681231485
>We were about to bang that night but she had to leave
You have less than zero shot at fucking her you dumb nigger.
>>681235798
TIGM RO SHAN PO DAN BUUUUUDY!!!!
>>681235778
roll
Would you like me to tongue punch your fart box tonight? ;-)
>>681235956
Retoll
>>681235914
rollin
>>681235798
op is a fucking legend
>>681236051
Reroll
>>681235798
a website called 4chan is deciding everything I am saying to you.
Show them your tits.
I'm going to kill myself. I have a gun. *pic of gun*
Do you think I could fit my entire hand in your ass? Or just a few fingers?
So, are you into being tied up
>>681236051
Get
>>681235879
Rerollioli
I'm going ot kill myself I have a gun
say "witness my stand - [ KILLER QUEEN ]
>>681235610
reroll
>>681236051
Dubs
>>681235778
Roll
>>681236174
Rollerino
>>681236277
Winrar!!!!
>>681236314
reroll
>>681236051
Rolling
How about some pics? I'm horny right now ;)
>>681236277
faggot winwar
I have a tiny cock
I have AIDS and soon you will too
>>681236314
one more reroll
>>681236414
Roll
>>681236051
Trips get
Sorry, my it started spazzing the fuck out and sent some stuff I had saved for some reason. So are you excited to see me again?
>>681236314
ok dubs now
>>681235879
Roll
>>681236466
another faggot winrar
>>681236051
Quads get
>>681236514
Rawl for dis
>>681236410
oh man...limp bizkit. they sucked cock on a historic level.
>>681236055
>>681236466
>>681236277
Do all three at once with this image OP
Just looking to make you happy
>>681235778
Rolling
>>681236514
Fucking say this, hope is not lost
>>681236277
>>681236466
>>681236514
rolling.
You can save this!
>>681236688
as much as you do?
>doubt it
>>681236688
Kek'd
>>681236466
Two Winrars pending
>>681236785
I kek'd the hardest in a long fucking time in that thread
>>681236174
rolling
>>681236514
ROLL
>>681236833
>>681236833
>>681236833
negated the faggot talk
>>681236785
Ohh lawd you dun diddit naw
One time, I checked my brownies that came out of my oven, and I almost drowned. True story, you can ask Santa if you don't believe me.
The poor girl.
>>681236314
this is the coup de grace send this to her
no one cares about me. I hate my life... I just want to die.
Send her that you were attempting to say that you wanna see her boobs,but you're not so good with gurls.
>>681237056
Roll
I drugged your drink last night
>>681236514
Roll, fuck we can still save right?
>>681236314
rerolling i need to see this
>>681237149
I'll hold it against your head and blow your brains out of you don't do exactly what I say
>>681237193
Roll
>>681237149
send pic of pistol
>>681236314
THIS PLS
YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME. NOBODY DOES.
>>681233581
Mfw /b/ actually helped OP instead of hampering him for once
>>681237056
RE_ROLL!!!
Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup...I prefer syrup.
Only the smell of your asshole will save me
I won't kill myself if you come over tonight and fuck me
I like your tits the best tbh, really made my day yesterday
>>681236314
rerolling for making the guy look like a retard
i want to kill my self because i am addicted to child porn.. i just cant take the hate anymore about my life style choice of loving young boys
>>681236174
Rolling for save.
>>681237336
Rollin
>>681236277
czech 'em
Send me a picture of your body it will cheer me up.
>>681237417
Roll
>>681237434
Roll
>>681237447
rolling
>>681237302
Rolling for this
>>681236314
this this this
>>681237526
Roll
Do you like the taste of shit?
>>681237482
roll
post a pic of gun
>>681236514
DO IT OP. She'll probably still fuck you if you say this.
>>681231485
boom
>>681237336
Rollerino
I feel dead inside. Pictures of your tits are the only thing that can revive me.
>>681237302
Rolling again
>>681237555
winrar
>>681237555
yesssss
>>681235263
Obviously she isnt, otherwise OP wouldn't be so relieved that she can't see this thread, fucktard.
>>681237526
Reroll
>>681237482
kek this
>>681237434
Dubs now
>>681237555
Winrar
>>681237482
eyup
>>681237555
oh boy, here we go
Tell her your brother snatched up your laptop and has been messaging you weird stuff. Tell her youll be happy to meet up tomorrow and then shutdown your computer and stay off /b/ forever
>>681237526
Get
>>681236314
DUBS COME TO ME
Send nudes
>>681237526
Dubs. ..
How would you feel about wearing a diaper on our date?
I want to see your face send me a pic and I'll reconsider
>>681236314
go go go
>>681237810
Roll for this
>>681237482
Don't do this op
>>681237833
Checkd
Wow. /b/ actually helped OP, and I just realized that now he is getting fucked over by /b/. What a bunch of faggots.
>>681236314
c o m e o n
o
m
e
o
n
You up for some naruto role play?
>>681236314
WinRAR, OP this shit is fucking making rolling me
>>681236174
gotta be the good guy here.
>>681237810
Roll
>>681237926
fag
>>681237833
winrar
>>681237555
>>681237833
Probably still getting laid tomorow thanks /b/!
>>681238090
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>681236174
roll
>>681238144
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>681231485
OP as her what she thinks of this girl
>>681237149
time for pity sex, OP
>>681238194
just reply MEEP THE DOWN
>>681236314
roll
>>681238312
reroll
>>681238312
this
>>681236314
rollooooo
Not nearly as much cum as I usually have on Mondays
wanna do anime rp >w<
I'm worried about my penis size because I want to please you like no other man before.
>>681238194
Just enough to be confident to talk to a beautiful woman that you are
Do the dinosaur.
>>681238552
this
I'm gonna kill myself fuck you
the only thing I drank is that pussy
When I was a child me and my brother used to rub each other pants because it felt good, but we didn't know what we were doing
I miss those times
>>681238552
roll
>>681236314
last one dubs
>>681238618
Roll
>>681238629
Roll
>>681238712
Roll
Drank out the whole bar. (thumbs up emoji)
meep the down
>>681236314
If I get dubs/trips cancel this one, fucking down syndrome.
>>681238712
This
>>681238552
François Rollande
>>681238629
Roll
you don't care, nobody cares.
I had enough to tell you I can't wait until tomorrow. I got to see you tonight to make wild, passionate love to you.
>>681238899
oh god
>>681238710
roolo
>>681238899
Faggot
>>681238629
is better
>>681238194
WE DID IT, /b/!
Please send me nudes or I'll start cutting myself to relieve the pain
>>681238899
winrar
Your sister's pussy tastes nice ;)
>>681238899
Abandon thread, it'd over
>>681238552
this plz
>>681238991
rolling
>>681238899
M E E P
E
E
P
>>681238899
Don't do it OP
Tits or gtfo pl0x
>>681238899
How is this even working wtf
someone legit explain.
I have to be honest when i saw you i wanted to rape you
what anime do you watch i like naruto and i jack off to hinata quite a lot -heart emoji-
>>681239287
What the actual fuck.
Can't wait to tongue punch your fart box :-)
>>681239287
So you really don't want to fuck.
>faggot
>>681239287
ok it's a troll now
>>681239300
rip ops dreams
>>681239287
Thats not real mellissas not real
>>681239287
>>681239287
Ops a fag, this has to be fake
>>681239287
If you lay her, keep her hahaha as she is like the freakiest, sexiest daim around haha
>>681239287
mymymymymy
>>681239287
Either you're a fake or this chick is
a) naive
b) horny
af.
>>681239447
Rolling
THIS IS BS
but say, I HATE YOU I HATE MY LIFE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW
>>681239300
SEND HER THIS TO SEE IF ITS FAKE OR NOT
ZA WARUDO
Fake or not. Op is a solid lad for delivering
>>681239287
OP, this starts to bore me.
So are you into cosplay? thats my fetish. You'd have to be willing to put on this full suited furry suit I keep in the closet, or else I won't be able to get off.
>>681231485
roll
Send me a nude picture... get me hyped for tomorrow.
>>681239287
OKAY, rolling for >>681236174 one more time because I gotta see that reaction.
By law, I have to inform you that I am a child molestor. What time are you stopping by tomorrow? Do you have a sibling?
>>681239850
Roll
my dad used to force my brother and I to make "home videos".... i still cant forget the feeling of my brother inside of me
>>681239869
ROLL
>>681239300
Here we go
>>681239300
Gonna break.
>>681239300
roll
>>681239850
Dubs
>>681239869
Roll
>>681239946
this
+ send a picture of a micro dick and ask if she wanta the taste~
>>681239850
This.
