You wake up stranded on a deserted island. You have no food, water, or any idea how you got there. At your feet you see a strangely shaped rock and a bottle with something inside. in the distance you can see a thick jungle. It appears to be midday.
Dubs decides what to do first.
Delete this thread.
kill self
PUT ROCK IN POOPER
>>681230044
You heard the man. Break the bottle with the rock and slit your own throat. And wrists just to be sure.
>>681230044
Ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjG7fcn_FX8
>>681230044
/thread
Find CP, then begin to fap.
Fap and jizz in the bottle and hope someone finds it
>>681230100
This
>>681230044
You take the rock and bash your own head in. You lie dying in the sand.
Dubs decides what to do now.
>>681230586
do this >>681230100
>>681230586
dolphin rapes corpse
you lose one of your 3 lives and respawn.
take the bottle (I assume it's glass) and fill it with water then walk towards the jungle and sharpen your rock against another rock.
>>681230915
roll
>>681230586
Nothing. Die
>>681230586
Sun explodes and destroys entire solar system
>>681230966
winrar
>>681230966
>2 lives
EZ.
Swim out into the ocean as far as you can.
Identify the rock. Break the glass and shred anus
become a nazi
>>681230966
You die in the sand and quickly respawn. You pick up the bottle and find a note that says "Grettings traveler! For reading this note, it'll be easier to decide your next course of action!" You put the note in your inventory along woth the bottle now full of sea water. You grab the rock and underneath there is a strange key. You bring it to the jungle a sharpen it. You now have a sharp rock.
The jungle is spooky and full of terrors. It'll be easy to get lost in here, as you can barely even make out the sun.
0 Decides what to do next, as per the note.
Try to teach yourself French
>>681232164
Fap until the sun explodes and fill up the entire solar system with sperm nazis
Wank to assert dominance
>>681232164
kill self
>>681232164
eat sharp rock
Find a small animal and stab it to death.
Fuck a palm tree
>>681233223
This
>>681233223
Roll
>>681233169
roll
>>681233223
Roller
>>681233223
Rolling
Make friends with a starfish
Jerk off, cum into your hand and use it to stop the bleeding.
Summon the ghosts of columbine
Kill self
Learn Swedish from a crab
>>681233831
Roll
>>681233831
rol
Crawl to the bottle, use your last bit of strength to break it and slit your own throat.
>>681234073
Roll
>>681232164
Gather wood.
>>681234073
Roller
>>681232164
stick the sharp rock up your ass, run back to the start and sleep till high moon dreaming of getting fucked by your father
>>681230586
test 1: subject lasted 45 seconds. send robot cleanup crew and subject 2
>>681234073
Roll
>>681234073
Roll
>>681234533
winrar
>>681234073
Rollers
Deploy robo-hitler to assist you in your travels
Kill self again
you get the rock and put it in your asshole and then masterbate to the trees
>>681229958
>immediately create a desalination solution
>immediately find sources of food including seafood
>jack off a bit behind a tree to pass a bit of time
shove bottle up ass, and proceed to crab walk on the beach looking for prey
>>681234871
rolls royce
dig a hole and bury yourself
>>681234680
no, but you would have been the winrar :(
0 decides this round
>>681234533
reroll
use bottle as dildo and choke to death on rock
Use the rock to carve a 15 inch dildo with the tree bark and then beat yourself to death with it.
Jump in the water, drown on purpose.
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
hail satan and kill yourself with rock
>>681232164
cut off a branch from one of the trees and begin carving a slit into one of the ends of the branch. The slit is now large enough to hold the rock in place and you have now made a makeshift axe.
use the axe to cut smaller branches off the trees as well as gather shrubbery and twigs and do this with the glass bottle of water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQJ-3pZfwc
>fire has started
>>681235101
roll
Spend 30 years stretching your cock out until it gets long enough to hang yourself with it.
>>681235516
roll
drink as much ocean water you can and then fist your self
>>681235605
roll 2
>>681235707
roll 3
>>681235748
>get
>>681235776
>off by onee
>>681234680
You run back to the start and stick the rock up your ass. Your ass begins bleeding profusely. You sleep and dream of fucking your dad, and you wake up coverd in cum. It is now high noon.
dubs decides what's next.
>>681235865
>off by one x2
>>681235899
checked also you find a finish merman
>>681235899
take the rock out and proceed to do all this
>>681235516
you find a finish homeless man
>>681236094
>getpls
Eat everything in your inventory until you die.
>>681235899
Build a wall to keep the sea beaners out
Vote for Trump
>>681236133
winrar
OP check these digits
>>681236133
Winrar
>>681236428
Roll
Take out mobile, go to /b/ ask what do
>>681236133
Boom. Done. You get the sticks and start the fire.
The sun is starting to set.
Dubs decides next,
Set fire to self.
>>681237788
set a star fish on fire and Frisbee it towards a plane
>>681238088
get
>>681236900
Winrar
Prevent the sun from setting with your magical giant black cock
>>681238088
winrar
>>681238088
winarr
>>681238211
rip to slow
>>681238088
Well shit.
Dubs decides.
>>681237788
take the glass bottle of water and set it by the fire in attempt to boil your water for safe drinking, while that happens you dig a hole nearby in the sand and take handfuls of sea water and throw it into the hole.
(It will be used to cool the glass when it is done boiling.)
take the sticks and dig by the trees for dirt and bring large clumps of dirt (I assume we're wearing basic clothing; shirt, shorts..) in your shirt next to the fire.
once the fire boils your water, you drink it and fall asleep until next day time.
>>681238824
you go and see if anyone lived through the crash
>>681238976
>offbyone
roll
>>681239036
roll 2
>>681238824
Consider myself worth for thew might of Allah and try to summon him
dive into the ocean to gain access to the plane, find female corpse, fuck it
>>681238976
rolling
>>681239164
Rollooooo
find technical equipment onboard, but overall the communication is dead. remember that there got to be a glass fibre sea cable less than a 1 mile from here. use the plane as a boat to get there.
>>681239466
czech
>>681239095
roll 3
>>681240180
>get pls
>>681240246
roll 5 for >>681238976
>>681239633
check'd your check
>>681238824
Use giant black cock to walk to civilization
>>681240479
checked you checking my check
>>681238976
roll 6
>>681238976
roll 7
>>681241175
there has been dubs already
>>681238976
>roll me another one sam
Have a wank
>>681239466
You find the technology and rig the plane toi be a boat. You sail to the nearest location of glass fibre sea cable. Now you'll just need to harvest it.
Dubs decides
>>681241420
throw a coconut at the incoming rescue boat
>>681241511
You decide, nigger!
>>681241511
>>681241511
grab a traut and hit your boat with it
>>681241798
offbyone
Roll
>>681241511
go to hell
Drown self
worship satan
>>681241901
>>681241798
off by one roll
Attempt to awaken Cthulhu
>>681242067
>>681241901
>>681241798
FeelsBadMan
>>681242188
4th times the charm
>>681241511
Dive into water and find the lost city of atlanta and fall in live with a southern mermaid. Suddenly you wake up in the jungle covered in cum and a tribe of amazons surronds you
>>681242523
Roll
you surf to the nearest beach with 1 terabit per second
>>681242523
Roll.ii
>>681241933
Get
>>681241963
roll
>>681241933
You go to hell. It's hot. Two demons hover above you mocking you. You inventory is gone.
Dubs decide.
>>681242523
>>681242581
>>681242598
>>681242708
>>681242870
>>681243171
Are you stupid? >>681241933, this guy already won
>>681243304
throw a traut at them
>>681241963
this
>>681243391
take a bite out of the traut first
>>681243304
summon Chad Thundercock
have a cock measuring contest with all of them, smallest gets to be the devil
>>681243572
roll
>>681243304
sneeze
>>681243448
rolling cocks
>>681243304
ignore the demons, demand to fight the devil. surprisingly the surroundings in hell look alot like /b/
Rape the demons.
>>681243448
roll
Nothing
>>681241963
roll
>>681243714
roll + you realise this IS /b/! somehow you must have gotten sucked into the cable, converted to the digital version of yourself. /b/ must have gotten powerful! WOW! who would have thought that?!
Lie down and accept your fate
>>681232164
fuck a tree hole
Join the demons as one of them
>>681241963
rolls are good
Fuck the demons
>>681243304
Start jerking off in front of the demons
>>681241963
did i win
>>681243304
take a shit in front of the demon then throw it at one of them
Tell the demons you forgot something at home. They'll surely release you
who win
>>681243304
suck your own dick
Make the demons bring you to their leader
>>681243304
ask to see Adolf Hitler
>>681243304
finger demon rectum
Demand to see Saddam Hussein at once. Oh wait he's in heaven
>>681244911
You find satan's throne and bow to him. He is so large you can't even see his head. He seems bored by your prayers, and seems to want more.
dubs decides what to do next
>>681243304
Ask them to leave, politely of course.
Demand to see Saddam Hussein at once
>>681243304
Call out to your dead grandmother in hopes of finding her there
Sacrifice your virginity to him
Did chokey chicken take me here?
Say:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681243304
Chant ancient verses you read in your local library and turn satan into a dead hooker
prepare your asshole
Ask for the finest goat blood
>>681246255
oooooooooooooooo
Sacrifice all you got to him
Tell Satan you love the sins you have put upon this Earth. And you respectfully bend over and take that 10ft cock
Pick up the rock and the bottle. Get whatever is in the bottle out without breaking it. Then take the three items with you to the jungle and try to find fresh water. Put the fresh water in the bottle then start looking for items to make a shelter. After you do all that, if it not dark go out and find food. Then try to get a fire started. Then live your life on that island until you die or get rescued. That simple. (Basic survival skills)
After Fucking Satan he then brings you back to earth and helps you do that thing you where doing on the raft and he as well gives you his number for more favors in exchange for assfuckings
>>681246766
chicken dinner
Get assfucked again in exchange for a bag of kiwis
After Fucking Satan have him take you home where you get double teamed by satan and your dad
>>681247388
Winrar
>>681246255
His demon dick rips you in half and he leaves you lying on his bed. You're slowly dying. You can respawn or try to save yourself.
Dubs decides.
>>681247388
I approve
>>681247388
>>681247616
Nope you just die and get double teamed by satan and dad after respawn
>>681247616
your soul merges with the bed and you respawn as a living bed
>>681247790
roll
>>681247616
Save self and go on an epic demon slaying journey as a fedora wearing white knight.
You use satans volcanic jizz to glue yourself back together
You die, but somehow your conscious invades Satans body and you respawn as satan himself
Beg Satan for more.
>>681247790
reroll
>>681247866
Woo
>>681247866
win
also bumping
>>681247866
You realize you can not just let yourself die! You reconnect your body and rush for your fedora and foam minecraft diamond sword! you tear through hell, killing demons left and right! Finally, you approach Satan, ready to strike. You tip your fedora, ready for your strike. He laughs
"Foolish human! You can not kill me! But, you can become my partner! You clearly have the skills. What do you say, shall we team up?"
Dubs decides what to do next,
>>681248884
Commit seduko
>>681249082
Roll
Say no then killyourself
Becme ascendant
>>681249082
rollin
>>681248884
Take sides with satan only to consume his power, also grow super cock that you whirlwind to kill midgets.
>>681249273
roll
>>681249266
You stab yourself with your minecraft plush sword and topple to the ground, your fedora floating softly down. Satan laughs in confusion. You're dying on the ground, will you respawn back where you started or live another day!?
Dubs decides.
Just die, no respawn
Fap the Demond king off and eat daddies cum.
>>681250942
Roll for this
>>681250537
reroll
>>681250393
No image bitch?
>>681250942
Roll this
>>681250942
Roll
>>681250942
Kek >get
>>681250999
>>681251011
In your last moments of life, you fap the demon king off and eat his cummies. And then, finally, you die, peacefully.
The end.
Thank you all and good night,
>>681251471
Good end
