>animals stuck in weird places thread
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>animals stuck in weird places thread
Nice thread
yo man does this counts you can say its a cat stucked in an owl or something dude
>>681218137
thats adorable dude
>>681218333
trips of adorableness i guess
you can say that cat is stuck to the human
>>681218136
who won?
>>681218137
Lmao, skill
>>681218510
R.I.P.
>>681218616
>>681218628
The natue of the night hawk owl is to grasp with its talons with a death grip. If it were to have gotten loose, it would be from the cats flesh and possibly bones ripping away. In conclusion. The owl.
>>681218510
nice one. i fucking hate koalas.
Lost
>>681218510
I think its a sloth
>>681217971
that ain't an animal stuck in a weird place
that's a weird place stuck in an animal
>>681217971
i love how its like 'i guess this is existence now'
>>681218137
those guys are no beavers dude.
>>681219060
are you stupid?
>>681218510
this guy is no koala dude
Excellent education you've obtained friend.
>>681219275
Quite possibly
>>681219706
Beautiful animal, but unfortunately I wouldn't have been attempting to beat it with a stick. It would have quickly met the impact of a .45 ACP.
>>681219706
SHOOT HER
>>681219072
Is that filename a joke?
As we see here a poor white girl stuck between two savage animals see might not make it out alive poor thing
>>681220299
rurlythtstupd?
>>681217725
That's fucking funny.
>>681220518
Can never tell /b/
oh what fun, another thread exactly mimicking a "famous" thread of the past. lets all post exactly the same shit yet again, and anon make the nigger joke again, because its funny EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! REPEAT HUMOR IS THE BEST HUMOR!!!
>>681219072
this guy is no baby tiger dude.
>>681217395
>>681219072
That'd be a sandcat dude
>>681219561
seems like you didn´t...learn how to answer to posts my dear.
>>681219706
this guy......aah....fuck you!
>>681217395
Animals remind me of a mystery being that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.
>>681219072
If Gmork and Falkor got wild...
>>681219706
She'll have to lick her asshole for a week
to get the taste of nigger outta her mouth.
>>681218028
underrated post is best post in this bread
>>681220299
obviously
it's a joke, faggot
>>681218333
That ain't a tiger, that's a fucking wildcat!
>>681219072
Biobro here.
It's a Pallas Cat. Dude's are dank as fuck.
>>681221644
>implying cats are that large
shit tier trolling faggot gtfo
>>681217725
Underrated post like a motherfucker
>>681221544
Webm gets me every time. Kek.
Are you fuckos really getting mad about tiger filenames?
>>681221544
magnificent post
>>681221190
>further up her ass crack
Ok...
>period blood isn't actually blood
It's blood and the lining of the uterus shedding, you under aged prat.
Come to tell all your anonymous friends about your incredible sexual exploits? We're all writhing with excitement, I mean you must have seen and done so much
>>681221305
Oldest joke ever
>>681218137
those are outters
>>681221720
shit yeah, I want one for a pet now
https://youtu.be/g6d_4-bxq8k
>>681221795
It's a species you asswipe
>>681222212
What? Racism? So fuckin what, you humor elitist
>>681222742
>a small cat
you fucking idiot, small cat is not tiger
>>681217725
/thread
Better than black kids in school
>>681221644
>>681219267
>>681221720
>>681220785
>>681222919
>trolling this hard
>>681220855
that oinker ain't givin a fuck
>>681220855
is he washing him in a toilet filled with piss?
>>681218333
i was waiting for it to rip his throat out
>>681224120
>what is a bidet
fucking neanderthal
>>681223180
Biobro here.
I know it's a troll name. Maybe some /b/ros actually want to know what the fuck it is.
>>681224861
Maybe they can use Google like they aren't 5 years old.
>>681224432
what the fuck happened?
>>681218210
top kekus
>>681224432
wtf
>>681221544
Underrated post. Kek
>>681221101
Dear lord in heaven. I hope they counted the eels before and after she put them inside her. I hope I never have to say anything like that again either.
>>681224052
how fucking cool would it be to be a dog
no worry about paying rent, finding a job just to run around and swim and occasionally eat shit
that is life man
>>681220018
Funny tube dude
>>681225098
Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum
>>681224165
it's rubbing it's smell all over to claim him.
the boy belongs to that cat now.
>>681225098
>>681224432
Cow got hit by a train or some shit tearing its face off. Stops in the ground because its in pain.
>>681224432
I'm surprised it didn't bleed to death immediately.
>>681225739
Made me chuckle.
>>681226092
rekt
>>681226092
angry angry hippos
>>681221101
>"animals stuck in weird places thread "
>>681225875
That's a funny looking cat.
>>681224904
Goodbye, darling.
so I guess this is just an animal thread now
>>681225804
fuck
>>681219060
>>681219267
>>681219275
>>681219408
>>681220685
>>681221720
>>681221795
>>681222919
welcome to /b/ newfriends
>>681226092
>>681226808
thats not a hippo
its obviously a unicorn
>>681222894
No this exact joke has been made before, just with kids in school.
>>681227458
that is so creepy
>>681218028
i fucking jejd
>>681218333
scent rubbing isn't affection. natural predator's form of defence.
>>681217725
Hahahaha
First post best post
>>681218137
>beaver
>>681218333
>tiger
up your game people
>>681218510
why would anything eat a sloth its fucking disgusting
>>681218510
not a fucking koala. whats with this thread????
>>681222822
kek
>>681228403
>>681224259
this pic is older than the internet man
>>681219888
is the guy naming these files b8ing?
>>681224432
didn't they attempt to slaughter it by shooting it in the face with a 22
>>681225473
ducc succ
>>681228705
Jesus
>>681227458
cute
>>681220855
The weirdest thing in this video is that they are giving a bath in a bidet. Who has a bidet and a micropig?
>>681228403
It's a koala you idiot
>>681217395
inb4 that black kid in a school
>>681225438
they only live for like 10 years, 15 if theyre lucky
have fun
>>681222103
are you so dense that his implying the one time he got laid was by a drag queen completely eluded you?
>>681227458
froggo doggo
>>681227458
dats dogo devito
>>681222282
Lol
>>681228962
>doesn't have a bidet and a micropig
fucking pleb
>>681227737
what a magical day
newfrineds
>>681226092
>hippo
>>681219706
That's a fucking badass animal. Real life Rambo, damn...
I hope it hurt a few of the idiots with sticks and escaped to safety.
>>681229275
but it's not a koala it's a sloth
the poster is correct
>>681228151
It is affection
Any non-sperg who's been around a happy cat knows
>>681229512
>>681229512
Lucky panda
>>681229636
this
cats don't have scent glands in their faces
>>681227458
It moves like a demon from dark souls
>>681222822
lmao
>>681228403
you're right thats obviously a slow squirrel
>>681228991
sorry youre right, my mistake
>>681229612
apparently I must have been baiting by pointing out the deliberate mistake which was obviously bait
>>681230135
grapes? those are pears fool
>>681229997
i mean pretty much
>>681230343
stop it now, it's triggering the newfriends
>>681230343
They're baby watermelons, you stupid fuck.
>>681230240
Why is people so retarded?
a faggot stuck inside a pink pig
>>681226464
long doggo making circle
>>681230135
>dog
wtf is wrong with you
I realize now that all the clips have erroneous titles.
>>681229997
>Eat me, I literally do not give a fuck
LMAO
>>681217395
ANIMALS IN PREDICAMENTS
>>681228659
>>681221644
it is a BobCat, there are wild bobcats all over where i live, i see em crossing the road every time i am out driving after dark
>>681230730
Uhm that's a bat
>>681230240
who the fuck still used Divx? what is this, 2011?
>>681231093
it's a baby tiger you fucking idiot
>>681230972
our lord debo
>>681225589
Underrated post
>>681220018
Is that Noodle?
>>681228705
>not naming it guy crashes his mustang
You had one job.
>>681220768
That's worth serious money if a person wouldn't die of embarrassment trying to sell it.
>>681229122
why live longer if most of it is going to be shitty anyways?
>>681231129
Really? thought it was fck mother
>>681219995
watch out we have a tough guy in our midst
>>681219995
>>681224259
Cow Photobombs!!!
>>681225438
That's how my life is.
>protip: start a business
>>681231129
Bats are made out of wood or aluminum, even if you tried to feed it to that dog it wouldn't be able to chew it.
>>681227603
because it doesn't exist anymore, ic
>>681227458
that is the weirdest dog i ever seen
>>681231971
that poor bastard
>>681218028
top kek
>>681229663
Thats fucking nightmare fuel
>>681228684
do you really think a 22 would cause this shit hahaa
>>681231971
good, deer are fucking terrible
>>681218210
old and stale
>>681229663
How horrifying.
>>681231971
>>681232183
Does this sort of thing happen often?
>>681221101
>filename
Uh those are snakes, dude
>>681217395
>>681230240
have u seen chef
>>681232452
>>681218959
You're a fucking retard.
>>681232392
dude what the fuck. That was a deliberate chokehold. Terrifying.
>>681222822
>>681222222
>>681232692
Hitman Kangaroo.
>>681227503
> oh someone hasn't seen every post on /b/ that's an inside joke
>must be new
Welcome to special ed. Your helmet and crayons are ready in the padded room.
>>681221305
>>681227924
>>681232275
itt: newfags
>>681232957
>>681231950
>cat
>strawberries
Holy shit man. Do you not speak english? That's a bunny and raise berries
>>681217725
i dont get it
>>681232412
And I though they smelled bad on the outside.
>>681224052
That's some sick ass barkour bro
>>681233056
fuck off. this place got ruined when more people heard about it. fuck people like you.
>>681224052
This is from Off the Air. Cool fucking show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yy-umw2YUo
>>681233337
its a cat..you retard!
>>681233477
>MUH b
/b/ was never good, it just exists and occasionally something interesting happens.
>>681233008
>>681232692
That's what I was thinking, it was some action movie shit. I can imagine it saying, "Shhh.... it'll be over soon."
You know, in those 'who would win' animal fight threads, the general consensus is that most animals wouldn't really have particularly good tactics for dealing with a similarly matched animal that lives no where near them.
So, the question is, well-trained kangaroo vs 2 wolves?
>>681217971
Fuck you, Maru is awesome.
>>681227737
That's a magnificent blue eagle.
>>681218616
You have to wonder if they do this on purpose to troll the students.
>>681233337
>not recognising cats
you must be murrican
>>681232957
Fractal cum
>>681233337
>raise berries
>>681229997
When your legs don't work like they used to
>>681224432
Jesus lord all of you just fell for bait. You guys sound like Reddit:
>>681234152
Where's Darwin when you need him?
>>681229997
>Multiculturalism in Europe
>>681228705
The Horse look's like a wasted drunk man.
>>681234639
ah cmon, this is getting silly
its obviously a bunny! look at the ears!
>>681227892
The monkey community frowns upon these shenanigans.
>>681232666
Hello Satan, nice pet.
>>681218136
We got a couple great horned owls back here, we've found cat bones in their shit before, eating the neighbors kitties. They literally make no sound when they fly, death from above and you don't even know.
>>681229663
>>681233007
Gangnam Style
>>681235480
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>681235134
*gives monkey a treat*
>>681228403
It's called autism, and this thread is full of it.
>>681232692
he didn't choke him to death
>>681233769
yet it got worse as a place of exchange (of feelings, story, material, you name it) because of fucking sjw and younglings that broke in. b was never good but got a lot worse over the last 5 years.
>>681233775
>his face
>>681229663
"Take me to your pusseh"
>>681220669
that was animals stuck in places but they dont seem to mind
>>681230644
Who's Moot?
Looks like a faggot
>>681235893
seahorse are goddamn weird
>>681235893
And into the filter they all go.
>>681235826
>sjws
>on /b/
>>681218136
This is why you don't let your cats outside.
>>681222282
LOLhard
>>681230644
DELETE THIS
>>681230428
How'd they make that? Pretty cringy being what it is but that'd be bad ass
>>681236419
It's 3d.
>>681230628
>>681230628
>>681219706
Fucking thing climbed straight out of hell.
>>681234639
>"We can do this all night mother fucker."
>>681229997
She's trying to give birth. She's in the middle of labour, that's why she can't run.
>>681236257
didn't you see what happens in any non vanilla thread nowadays. including porn threads
>>681232260
kekerinos
>>681236731
ayy its works in more ways then one!
Surprised at the lack of beastiality
>>681217971
made me laugh so hard i started coughing up phlegm painfully :(
>>681231950
>Look at the bones!
>>681232353
http://youtu.be/NDqCAm74Ij8
Deer are fine.
>>681233456
underrated
>>681237718
lol
