Where do you cum when you masturbate?
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Where do you cum when you masturbate?
on my chest
Usually onto my stomach, then use a tissie. Sometimes i come in the bathroom sink for easy cleanup
>>681217276
In your mom.
in my mouth ;)
>>681217276
On a t shirt allocated for jizz, I switch them up and throw them away every few months
Into my boxers, the smell of stale cum crust gets a little overwhelming sometimes though
>>681217898
me too.I love my mom so much
>>681217276
i fap in a tissue so i don't have to clean afterwards
>>681218054
i hear ya bro, it is weird, the smell of cum turns me on, but after a while stale cum gets a bit too much
Into/onto whatever underwear I am wearing that day.
>>681218054
This
I've been nutting in the same boxers for years, just put them back in my drawer
>>681218110
same
>>681217276
I normally catch it in my other hand, or just put my hand in front of my cock head when it bursts. I wear this hoodie, the jerking hoodie, and then I take my cum hand and wipe it in the left armpit. I wash it like once every three days.
Pulling my foreskin forwards when I cum, so it basically is trapped in there. Then I go on the toilet and dump it there, taking a piss as well. Clean stuff, hardly any traces.
Usually with a tissue or if I have no tissue I eat it.
On carpet, whole upstairs is pretty much carpeted in my house
>>681217276
In my room
>>681217276
I know you guys have to masturbate, but I wish you'd be a lot cleaner about it. I can practically smell it coming from my brother's room, and I saw it all over a towel I was planning to use after a shower. Disgusting.
>>681217276
wherever my viewers want me to cum, they clean out my amazon wishlist in like 2 weeks i'll cum in my mouth and swirl it around and spit it back onto my dick if I'm gettin a chromebook and a new office chair out of it, shiiiit.
In my mom's shampoo or conditioner bottle
a random sock
>>681218592
You should just let him nut in your mouth next time so he doesn't make such a mess
I just pull up my shirt and do it on my chest then wipe it with a tissue
>>681217276
a sock, that i jerk off in, or a condom that i wash every time i use it
>>681218592
Move out you fucking idiot. Tits or GTFO fam.
in my next door neighbours garden
If I'm in bed but horny, in my boxers. Or if I intentionally, into the toilet bowl. I use to be nasty, I'd cum right on Munster and sleep without right beside me.
On carpet? Into boxers?
WTF is wrong with you, anons???
I cum on tissues, then I throw it into toilet.
>>681218592
So basically what I (>>681218453) do?
>>681217276
tissues nigga. tissues.
>>681218916
Fuck you! I'm not even out of high school yet!
>>681219074
Congrats, you are one clean ass motherfucker.
>>681218592
Good girls swallow
>>681219161
>implying I give a shit about such trivial matters
Once again, show the tits or fuck off back to the YouTube comments.
>XDD
>>681218453
Ayyy same here. I thought I was the only one who did this.
My wife is hot. I use her old panties/bras/socks.
>>681218592
>>681219161
>>681219322
Why is this happening
>>681219322
I can comment here on the topic same as everyone else. If you have a problem with it, maybe you should leave.^^
I have retrograde eyaculation
So I just cum a few drops so I dont have to worry about the mess
>>681218331
proof needed
>>681219511
wait, are you underage?
Wherever the fuck I happen to be pointing. There's a pic somewhere with a bunch of options just for this question.
>>681218592
be a good girl and help a brother out
On the floor. If you came in my room you'd see cumstains all over the floor cause my carpet is black
>>681219358
Did this a while back, but the loads are to big now.. always get it all over my hands
>>681217276
Im hold my bedroom trashcan up and cum in it
>>681219511
>TRIGGERED
>fold tissue into quarters
>insert dick under either first flap or third flap
>cum teepee
Into a tissue which I then flush. What kind of disgusting pig uses a piece of clothing as a jizz rag and just keeps it around? Tissues aren't expensive.
In my panties
>>681217276
The wall
>>681218051
J.D.?!
>>681217276
Nowhere
Cum reminds me of a mystery being that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.
into the toilet. i cum way too much for anything else to be remotely convenient.
>>681219905
Oh my fucking Jesus Christ tits..........
>>681219715
No, that guy was triggered.
>>681219358
Why do you both have such small loads?? If I did this it would either still spurt out a bit or it would be holding my cum inside, which is notoriously bad for your cum shooting equipment
>>681218453
Gross ant eater dicks. Gonna get an infection with your disgusting acts.
I don't like holding back so either on a towel or on the floor like this
>>681219905
what the shit
>hate cumming into my underwear
>I cum too much for a tissue or TP to do anything
>jack off too frequently for a cum rag to be viable without like daily cleanings
>dont want a fleshlight
>tried cumming into a shot glass for a while, which was easy and clean, but the idea kind of revolts me now
>guess I'll just keep cumming into my underwear
>>681220123
This. Tried that once and it fucking exploded out and got everywhere. It MIGHT be doable on the second load if the first one was an hour ago or something.
>>681220010
>>681220280
It's okay though I just cleaned it
>>681219905
wat
>>681217276
On my stomach and then I usually clean off with a tissue, or an article of clothing that's already in the wash pile.
Also sometimes just in the shower for convenience. Surprised nobody has mentioned that.
>>681220364
You don't cum too much for a tissue. Stack two of them on top of each other. It's not rocket science.
>>681217276
In your moms mouth
>>681219905
Fighting back the barf reflex. I reverse searched the image and found nothing. Is this real? Good Lord.
>>681220264
That is really disgusting. This is why I can barely talk to my brother anymore. I bet he destroys his room just like this. That would explain the awful smell in his room.
>>681219905
Oh shit nigger what the hell?!
>>681220401
FEAR WHAT THE WALL HAS SEEN
THE WALL CANNOT EVER AGAIN BE CLEAN
>>681220513
I like to cum to H or porn so showers are boring for me, but a did when young
on my mouse pad
>>681220605
It soaks it through, runs off the sides, and drips onto my hands and the floor every time
- Let it drip of my cock onto a towel i'm sitting on. (and hope i dont shoot out of the towel)
- Onto a tissue
-into the toilet/drain
>>681220797
> titty-fucking mouse pad
....good god....
>>681218110
this is the most efficient way desu
>>681217276
On my wifes feet usually
>>681220662
If I fap sitting down itll get on the floor anyway
>>681220815
It can't soak through if you stack two or three. It can't run off the sides if you cum into the middle and let gravity shape it into a pocket as you cum.
>>681220797
That is sad.
>been doing pelvic floor exercises because why not
>edging for a week
>come home, sit down and start fapping real slow
>cum so hard I go blind for a second and my dick physically hurts
>cums goes like 6 feet and hits my cat
lol
>>681220797
kek
Just into my boxers. Used to have tissues in my left hand so I could catch it in the tissues when I came, but that just ruined the moment. So now I just cum in them, clean up, and carry on with life.
>>681220364
just jizz in a garbage bin mate
In a Dixie cup then flush
>>681221149
> TFW cumming on a pussy 6 ft away
>>681218110
me too
>>681221038
I have very pressured orgasms. Everytime I use that it squirts out of the paper. Normally 2 paper towels work though.
sisters panties
Into my fleshlight. I'm trying to get it pregnant.
>>681217276
Down the hatch, like the cum slut that I am.
In my dogs mouth. She likes it and licks any drips off of me .
>>681221038
three layers is nothing though, seriously. How much do you jizz? I'm not trying to show off, it seriously has never been enough
>>681221438
Hope things go well for you, anon. You'd make a great father to a batch of fleshbabies.
>>681219161
Being under 18 can get you banned.
>>681221440
Your a good girl anon.
>>681221522
Thanks bro. I'll think of you next time I shoot off.
I normally switch things up. I use to do it laying down on my bed, with a 50/50 chance of either using my bare hand or a tissue. A couple months ago though I started jacking in the WC, standing up, bare handed. As normally jizz shoots and instead of dribbling. Recently, due to Fap Roulettes, I've gained and obbsession of jizzing in my boxxers. Mm. I just like the feel of cumm going down my legs, feeling the precum, in a way, glueing me. I like the squelch. I've once jizzed in my stomach, attempting to get it in my mouth
>>681221353
>>681219161
> underage b&
In my female roommate's panty drawer. Just open it and shoot. She's messy, so I know she doesnt notice
>>681217276
into my whore of a little sisters mouth she deserves what she gets
>>681220979
Why not keep something you can throw away, like a napkin? Why ruin your floors or carpets? My mom and dad refuse to go into my brother's room. I used to go in there, but I caught him doing it too many times. Must you guys do it all of the time? Why not plan it out like when other people are gone or asleep?
>>681220200
>being this retarded
>>681221353
GOLD
O
L
D
>>681221702
What are you a faggot?
>>681221702
I don't cum on carpet, only the wood floor which I clean up really well after.
>>681221595
>girl
Clamp the end of my cock closed while I cum then let it out in the toilet. I'm a cutfag btw.
I hold the tip of my dick when I cum and then walk to the toilet and let go
>>681221702 i do it while people are asleep seems most efficient
>>681221979
I could pass if I wanted to.
>>681221595
Yes I am~
>>681217276
My mouth
>>681219943
Detailed story?
I have a flesh light style pussy apparatus that I use. Rinse it out and dry it and done.
every time i shit i fap and cum into the toilet
>>681222246
it's spam. captcha has been defeated
>>681221702
>Being this bait
What the fuck is wrong with you, Just cum on your belly and wipe it off with a tissue or towel.
On everyone at the bus stop...
>>681222015
>>681222128
Don't do this it makes mustard gas and fucks your computer up.
>>681222557
Men have hair on their stomachs, not that easy to clean up
>>681222128
Wow this post is me >>681222015
I thought I was the only one. Do you worry about a UTI from cum backwashing?
>>681222557
i cum on my belly i leave it there
>>681217276
i always jerk off in my bed so i cum on the sheets and leave it there over night
>>681222496
How do you know?
>>681217276
In my fleshlight..
tissue-disposable plastic cup - drinking glass- garbage bin - condom - sink. no chest or tummy otherwise all the hair will get ultracrusty.
>>681222679
>not shaving chest
>>681222863
because it's in every thread, stealing random OP images and reposting them
In my own fucking hand
>>681222863
It's always the same yt video with slightly different text, I see it all the time. How new are you?
cum on belly or wherever it shoots
wipe up with corner of duvet
>>681219905
nigga...
>>681220200
>ant eater dicks
kek
On my chest and clean it up with my bed sheets. Don't ask me what it is, I love hard, crusty bed sheets, so comfy.
At night I just jerk into the sheets and sleep in them, no fucks given. Else in my hand and I simply eat it. Easy and effective
At work in my secretary's pussy at home in my wife's ass
>>681222845
same
post cum pics
>>681223222
Greentext of how you came to fuck said secretary
>>681223346
That's pretty gay
>>681220200
>genitally mutilated fag detected
>>681223346
Faggot
>tfw you aim for a towel but end up cumming on your laptop and hit the wall 10 feet away
I just spray my load everywhere in my abode. Seriously, I just shoot cum where I happen to be. I don't clean it, either. I have cum stained carpets, wall, furniture, curtains. I like it. Feels like I'm marking my territory.
>>681223222
trips dont lie
>>681221404
START A THREAD
>>681223086
Very new. I don't even post too much. Just observe threads and responses. I've seen that video before and really didn't understood it 100%. Guess it is 'random'. Yeah, really newfaggot here.
>>681223610
Eh, fair enough
on your pillow
On my bed, blankets, sheets, pillows. In my jock/briefs then pull them back up.
In the sock I was fapping with atop the pillow I was humping pretending it was a real person.
>>681223610
>very news
>I don't even post too much. Just observe threads and responses.
At least someone is doing it right. Everyone be all Eternal September up in this shithole.
down any bathroom drain, urban area that i could get caught anytime e.g. nobody on the bus or blind camera spot in the library.
>>681217276
In my hand and then I lick it off.
It's full of proteins !
>>681217276
Your mom's mouth
>>681217457
Into the chili at Wendy's.
>>681217276
In a seperate towel that I wash every week
I usually jerk off before I go to sleep and just cum in the boxers I wore that day. I do laundry every 4-5 days so they don't sit around for too long usually.
>>681218331
>>681218054
fucking degenerates, probably smell and look like shit too
>>681224548
Is it healthy to hold in your cum? I mean by force
>>681224781
Try a comfortable towel, much better
on her ass
>>681217276
In too my forskin
>>681218768
Same
>>681224932
It's alright if you can stand it.
>>681220264
>>681223512
you should just cum in my mouth. Goodness that is a lot of cum
MOM AND SON !
>>681224931
Been doing that almost daily for about 8 years btw (the morning when my gf was still asleep when I had one. Now it's more like the morning when I wake up and the night before sleeping). I'm still fit like in my 20's and I don't even workout/lift.
>be me, beta, no gf
>jerking off into condoms for a long time because those hot/cold sensation ones feel nice, plus it makes cleanup easy
>one day my dad finds used condom in trash can
>hes not upset, in fact hes thrilled
>thinks I finally found a girlfriend
>tells me i dont have to hide my gf from the family and to invite her over some time
>i try to say no but he insists
>fuck
>cant admit ive just been jerking off into condoms
>end up talking a girl i know and was friends with into coming over and pretending to be my girlfriend for a night
>goes pretty well, crisis averted
>still jerk off into condoms, only now my dad doesnt think im gay.
>all in all id say condoms are the way to go
>>681217276
In my roommate's girlfriend's shampoo bottle that she leaves at my house
>>681226349
kek
>>681226253
Are you for real?
>>681223512
that must suck anon, I think you went too far with the kegels
>>681226349
Dude you sound like my uncle Ricky
>>681217276
I carefully empty my ejaculate into a small Rubbermaid container and then place it into my freezer, adjacent from my Hungry Man dinners, which are of course carefully stacked in order for appropriate consumption. I then unfold a chair and sit in front of my freezer and simply wait.
>>681219943
New copypasta?
>>681227012
Yes, that's a clean way to erase all the evidences (now that I live alone I don't care much about that thought) and to avoid wasting good nutriments
>>681217276
Fuck I'd make love to that whole thing going on there
into one of these
feels good man
In my $160 Fleshlight because I'm a richfag.
>>681227511
I'll end up doing it
Into seven pieces of toilet paper folded lengthwise three times
>>681228638
*virgin fag
FTFY
On desk for easy clean up
>>681221404
underrated post
>>681219905
oo anon i used to do this when i was a kid
now i cum on the desk and wipe it off with a fresh wash cloth
>>681228638
Marth is a dude
>>681217276
I have a cum rag next to a bed that I was every 3-4 days
>>681217276
errywhere
>>681229644
*wash
>>681228188
In my gfs panties
>>681218909
Looks like a good idea
>>681218051
Same here
>>681221404
you fap to pics of her too? need some stories...keep going
It never leaves my dick.
>>681217276
Chest, bed sheets, boxers. Wash them when it gets noticeable/smelly.
>>681221702
Younger brother I presume? Fuck that, set his ass straight with an awkward jerk off talk. I never got caught whacking it.
>>681231326
sometimes.
usually sniff a pair of her used panties while I cum into a clean pair. then rub the jizz in and put them back in her drawer.
yesterday, on my figurine
>>681217898
Nice 12 year old insult cuck
>>681218331
Well that's disgusting
>>681217276
I usually spunk on my abdomen then clean it up, alternatively when I have a shower fap I just spew my load freely and it gets washed away
>>681217276
Either in or on my girlfriend
She did force me into eating it one time though.. let's not talk about that
>>681218371
This sounds like some sort of ritual for getting good pussy or something
>>681224943
i would too
>>681228134
oh would you now?
>>681217276
in a sock. then I put it in with the other dirty clothes and it gets washed a few days later.
>>681218480
>>681223214
You guys actually eat it? It seems like a great idea until I nut, but I've never actually heard of anyone who regularly just eats it. I mean, hey, easy and efficient clean-up, I guess, but still.
I always eat a yoghurt before fapping so I can jizz into the empty cup
>>681232756
nice...ever find any nudes of your sister or creep on her? ive fapped to my sister before, and i had the biggest hard on doing it
>>681217276
On your mom
>>681233771
tastes good man
>>681234247
I have always wanted to but always chicken out after i cum.
>>681223346
you look so old ew disgusting
>>681234031
Believe me, I've looked for nudes but never found any. She's away at college now so hoping that when she comes back for the summer I can get some time with her laptop to search again.
when she came back for the holidays I snagged a couple of her used panties to keep in a ziploc bag to use while she's been gone. :) They still smell good.
corner of my beadspread, then let it dry, sometimes my dog licks it up for me
>>681235294
all you gotta do is pop on there and make the c: drive shareable. so whenever it's on you can just browse to it and take your time. she'll never know.
source: did it to a lot of computers in my day.
>>681217276
On my cat, sometimes a tissue
>>681234432
so true
Why do you fags make cleanup so hard on yourselves?
Just cum into toilet paper and then throw it away
>>681235693
sounds like a plan.
trust me if I find any I'll share them here. I give no shits.
>>681217276
Into a baby food jar
On Sundays, after church, my parents have lunch with a group of friends, I am in charge of cooking for my sister and her 3 friends, all from church
I am 23, live at home, taking 1 class a vocational school per semester, can't handle too much interaction
My sister will be 11 in August, her friends are the same age, she is the boss of her clique, she is popular, pretty, can sing and dance, she plays piano, guitar and violin, my parents call her "g_d's gift to his humble son and daughter", they call me the curse
My sister and her friends call me "the curse"
I have to pick her up & drop her at school, lessons, movies, friends, she sits in the back and says "let's move it curse, I have a life" then she laughs
For the last 4 years I make this group of filth Crepes and Sausage for brunch
The daily deposit of semon into the food jars is added to the Crepe mix, I keep it cold all week in my mini fridge
After serving them they tell me "the help may eat in the kitchen", then they all roar and laugh
As soon as she starts using a dildo, I check her room daily, I will start cumming on her toy
If she turns into a party girl/drunk, and I hope she does, when I find her passed out, I intend to fuck her and cum inside of her
When my folks find out that the "Gift" is a pregnant teen, I will smile with glee
Watching her and her friends wolf down my Cum Crepes every Sunday, makes me so hard all week, I close my eyes and imagine my seed filling their young, eager mouths
When I plate their food and present it too them I always say "the Body of Christ",my sister tells me "Your not Jesus, your just the Curse", then she puts my jizz in her mouth
I fucking hate her so much
So where do I Cum when I masturbate, into my fucking worthless sisters mouth
>>681236637
fuck
in the toilet
>>681236578
got any other pics of her?
big nuts, an old sock or a towel
little nuts can dry out on myself. i only really crank it after dark and i'm single.
and i'm lazy
>>681227181
accualy is ricky
>>681217276
Dont have a super powerful shot so i just let it plop back into my hand and pubes and clean up with a pair of dirty underwear i was gonna wash anyway.
On your Mom's titties usually.
>>681217276
In the forest
I don't know why, but jacking off in the wild feels so much fucking better than anywhere else.
>>681218453
Did the same for a while...
>>681236637
>>681218110
Gay
>>681226349
you couldnt fuck the girl? How beta can you get?
>>681219905
O shit nigger. Why
>>681221587
>Not knowing you can have your 18th birthday while attending high school
>>681236637
you make the world a brighter world
My mouth.
>>681217276
Into a vagina... pretty much replaced the flesh light because cleanup is easier.... pussy just gobbles that shit up
>>681217276
rolling for adam
used to nut on a grey a shirt and wash it after every few weeks. they got permanently stained yellow and it was obvious what it was. now i just fap into a bandana or wash cloth and wash it or just catch it in my hand.
>>681217276
Seriously? No one has said they cum into the toilet? I practice money shots whenever i cum into the toilet bowl and then use toilet paper to clean the rest.
>>681217276
on the shirt im wearing. i let it blast all over then change shirts. though i heard this is bad when you wash it since semen fucks up your plumbing.
>>681217276
i just shoot mine under my computer desk...i go for both volume and distance as these are signs of virility... the only draw back is when someone comes over and ask what that big stain is under my desk...i always act surprised and claim that the house is haunted and that damn ghost is leaving ectoplasm everywhere again..i might even pick up my phone and pretend to call the ghostbusters..whats that stain under you computer, people are real asses.
