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feels thread
I saw once picture yelow dog, dog saying like something "key to happiness is keeping mind busy with nonsense and then you die". Pleese do you have picture then I want to see it.
>>681216955
Dubs of truth
>>681217310
nope sorry, have this puppy instead
So any suicidal people here think that they could kill themselves by doing something other than eating a bullet? Like trying to fight a bear or suicide bomb some muslims for a fun change of pace?
>>681218613
he still got the best wish
>>681217844
shut the fuck up, frog
just don't kill yourself, your mother loves you
>>681217844
If I had the funds for it, I would love to blow myself up near/around that mecca statue thing.
Sadly I'm a poorfag so that won't happen anytime soon
>>681218906
The guy that got the Superman costume?
>>681217844
Not now mom I'm trying to make fun of emotionally unstable people I can't relate with because I've only ever existed online and havent made a real attempt at life!
Oddly specific but hey it's your mom.
>she left me during finals week
>mfw I can't focus or do anything without thinking of her
>I still miss her
>she keeps snapchatting me her face confusing me further
>>681218613
>>681219375
i wasn't making fun, i was asking a legitimate question. Why just hang yourself or OD when you can go out like a champ?
>>681219826
Not guaranteed success
this album is the most depressing thing ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INnstYCNIQc
>my uncle died in a fire on his birthday,
>out by the barn and his old collection of cars,
>third degree burns, a charred up shovel near his hand,
>my uncle died a respected man.
>>681219826
You're an idiot or you're pretending to be an idiot, you're not worth anyones time regardless.
>>681216657
>>681219384
stop looking at messages from her duh, Then study in public or something so you'll be to conscious of your surroundings to get all mopey.
>>681220171
thanks anon. its time to cut contact
>>681220171
Not that easy. My ex dumped me out of the blue over 2 months ago and it is still tearing me up
>>681220121
>>681220031
I'm worth your time friend, let me help you figure out the most memorable way for you to kill yourself. Then I can continue on as the noble idiot I have always been
Can someone post the VR headset one where its christmas lights with his gf but he actually is just using a VR headset alone
>>681220289
>>681220259
time heals everything my friend. the feeling will fade.
>>681220548
I've been dumped before, each time it takes longer
this to shall pass
>>681220259
2 months isn't that long so don't expect to be over it. Look for someone else to date and feign interest even if you have none. Perhaps you need to take direct action to help you get over what is past. Don't spend a lot of money on said dates though, don't be a chump anon
>>681220121
aaand gtfo to 9gag
>>681220289
so did that dude kill that pink chick or something?
>>681220734
Like anyone would be interested in me
>>681220259
My ex broke rip with me 1 and 1/2 years ago and I'm still fucked up about it.
>Be Me
>Over 1000 miles away from home
>Made a 16hour drive for her just to see her
>Yeah we get along, we chat
>But going half way through the country just for her just to remain a friend
>I leave tomorrow, and I've already been rejected
>I'm just happy we're friends
>>681221085
are you interesting?
>>681221296
Clearly not
>>681221085
>>681221368
this is why girls dont like you you fucking beta piece of shit grow a pair of balls and stop loathing about how you're such a faggot girls dont like girls they like confident men
>>681221427
>implying I dont know that
>>681220603
i have been dumped many time my friend. What you say is true. Each time it does take longer for me but the feeling always goes away. I just try to lift and do as much shit as possible to distract myself.
>>681217402
why would you an hero over a girl i dont get it, yeah it fucking sucks and u feel shit for a while but its not worth killing urself over. plenty more fish in the bathtub or whatever
>>681221427
you heard it here folks
this anon has solved all girl problems for everyone for all time.
Praise the anon
>>681221563
you are interesting anon. if you can get a girl once you can get a girl twice.
>>681217402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
Song still worth listening to. Read that post, listen to song, feel the feels of my people. Real or fake.
>>681216657
That pic reminds me of a mystery being that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.
>>681221651
sometimes people need a kick and harsh words to get them moving.
>>681221686
maybe an uninteresting girl would work
>>681221686
I can get dumped twice
>>681221139
jesus dude. my absolute cutoff is 10miles.
>>681221845
Rinse and repeat till you find the one who makes you feel alive and whole.
>>681221932
that duck is dead now. Why are you so heartless anon why?
>>681222129
Idk if it's worth it man, I might just go 2d
>>681221845
why not just end it you fuck up
>>681219916
I was expecting to see some typical /b/-tier shit but was surprised. Good taste, anon. Although I much prefer Down Colorful Hill (listening to it now).
Tell me what her name is /b/
>>681222218
do it
>>681222289
Laura
>>681217402
legit in fucking tears right now
>>681222284
Tried, fucked that up too
>>681219384
Do you really think you're worth much at all to her if she has no problem playing these head games?
>>681222218
Its up to you anon. I know you are worth it though.
>>681222289
tripella
>>681222289
Tori
>>681222399
shit man
>>681222395
she told me she was falling in love with me a week before she broke it off
her dad was dying and she needed space
>>681222399
If you ever had a cat you'd know the cat is just really comfortable and doing that thing they do to their mothers tits to get milk out. It's cause it feels like the cats mother so those instincts come out. Nice try though faggot.
>>681222289
Emma
>>681221563
meh.
counseling anon.
It helps. I went in with zero faith or trust for it, and came out significantly happier.
Legitimately happy anon. It felt like a physical sensation after this many years of depression.
Give it a whirl, put time and effort into finding the right counselor. The lady I found for it is incredible.
Put time and effort into yourself. It's the only way you'll get better. You have to want it.
gl
>>681222629
I tried it, it sucked and didnt help at all
>>681222418
topkek
nice roll faggot
>>681222218
trust me it sucks, but it's worth it. If you are decent enough to get a chick, you may as well try and get one you enjoy..
>>681222552
This is the time when you should make a mad dash for some guilt free pussy while she is taking her space. Then if she takes you back never tell her about it. gogogo
wkwowowowo spam alert boo ya
>>681222793
I deleted my tinder because of her. fucking chicks for fun wont replace how she made me feel.
lucky for me apathy keeps me comfortably numb to all things. Now it's just a cool cruise to death and oblivion.
aayyy
>>681223154
Then fuck guys for fun?
>>681223181
Kinda me. I just relief the pain with meme and the pussy needs with escorts. FeelsGoodMan
>>681223154
yes but it will add to the total chick count. And by being all mopey to the point where you don't even try is just sad anon. Give her up for gone and drown your sorrows in strangers vaginas. (penises for you fags)
>>681222738
Imo, you didn't get the right counselor.
I had to talk to the counseling head once bc my counselor had to cancel bc of an emergency, this older lady, while professional and I'm sure she's good at her job, but I considered absolutely shit.
I knew I would never be able to talk to her openly or come clean about everything, especially embarrassing or illegal shit.
She had a slight kind of attitude or what felt like judgement or just, idk, I can only open up to a very small group of people.
It used to only be my best friend, and his girlfriend. I can add my counselor to the list now.
I recommend opposite gender and the "right" personality for you.
You have to like and trust the person.
>>681217310
that was from bojack horseman
>>681223280
nothing says im over you like a big gay orgy
>>681217310
Right from my facebook anon
>>681222552
>needed space
With someone else? I'm not buying it. I think it was convenient for her to start fucking around with someone different, knowing she can string you around for when she feels like it.
It's a shitty position to be in, but you can find the path that's good for you. Man up take that path, and you'll grow so much from the experience.
>>681223675
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
>>681223421
my kill count is already at 8 trying to keep it down so my next gf doesnt judge me because of it
>>681222418
Retareded newfag
okay, I have a story from high school
It's doesn't sound so sad but it was pretty emotional for me.
>That one kid who thinks he's the tough shit alpha male
>captain of lacrosse team and fucking intimidating
>rumor is that he had a threesome in the locker room with volleyball girls
>be a sophomore loser
>be a complete idiot and ask him if it was actually true
>punches me in the face and I cry
>he bullies the shit out of everyone especially me
>sophomore year was the worst year of highschool
>next year he still bullies me and we are in chemistry together
>teacher makes us work together for a project where we have to build something then turn it in
>ohshit.jpg
>he looks at me like he wants to kill me
>next day he doesn't show up
>he doesn't show up at school for a week
>one day he shows up and the project is almost done because I did it all myself
>his eyes are red and he looks terrible
>teacher starts grilling him about how I did all the work and he never accomplishes anything academically
>implies that he won't amount to anything if he keeps pulling stupid shit
>kid freaks out and stands up, kicking over chair
>6’3 and pretty buff
>takes his fist and smashes the stick project that I was working on
>storms out of classroom and everyone is staring
>for some reason I follow him
>go into mens bathroom and find him sitting in corner with his head in his knees
>whatthefuckamIsupposedtosay.jpg
>his face when he looks up and he is actually crying
>doesn’t look so tough anymore
>I ask what’s wrong
>his dad died a month ago
>abusive mother kicked him out
>kid wants to drop out of high school and is failing all classes
>give him a hand and help him up after he explains
>finally gets his shit together
>threatens to beat my ass if I tell anyone what happened
>my project was destroyed and I was mad but still agree to not tell anyone
>he gives me a sincere thank you then leaves
>still see him around school after that
>we never made eye contact again and he left me alone
is she snapchats you a photo of her sucking dicks
you snapchat her a photo of you sucking two dicks
if she snapchats you a photo of her kissing some better looking guy
you snapchat her a photo of you sucking three dicks
If she asks for you back because other guys only want her for sex
you go grrgrblleegrrr back at her because it's hard to talk with 4 dicks in your mouth
>>681224350
>>681224029
this is the single most stupid fucking thing that I have ever or ever will read ever.
>>681224249
clearly jealous of these sick trips.
>>681224495
THOSE AREN'T FUCKING TRIPS
>>681223154
Dude if you found the perfect woman for yourself now, while you're hurt, confused, probably severely depressed, you'll seriously fuck up any chances of making anything good come of it. Now is time to get over her, and work on you. You need a close friend to tell you to man up and stop being a bitch. It's shocking and hurts to hear, but it might be enough to get through your head that she's no good for you.
>>681224649
what? trips? I got your trips right here mate.
>>681222289
Julia
>>681224421
why is that
>>681221621
>plenty more fish in the bathtub or whatever
>in the bathtub
>bathtub
>fish
This isn't a YLYL thread anon kek
>>681222289
Megan
>>681224344
you are a good person anon
http://youtu.be/VPLEdUPQNH4
>>681225133
shiiiit and here I was wondering why so many sad people were in my ylyl thread.
Have you people ever been at this weird position where you like someone, and you are fairly sure that they like you. But because you are socially awkward and they are too none of you ever make a move. Each time you meet there's this strange tension.
You instead just enjoy their company You tell yourself that they aren't interested. Just friends you think. And eventually that person will think the same. You will enjoy each other's company for as long as the circumstances allow.
One day that person slips out of your life, maybe it's because school's over, maybe they're moving away. You're going to live the rest of your life without ever seeing that person again, without ever enjoying their company.
Sometimes you think back and wonder what'd have happened if you weren't such a coward.
>>681224344
Thanks for sharing. I hope things got better for him.
>>681222356
Go to sleep Vis, you have to go to work in the morning.
>>681225392
everyone does that, just get over it and sperg over the next girl that you don't ask out. Eventually you learn your lesson or you deserve what you get.
>>681225388
ayy, yeah I dunno. Memes I guess.
when you jack off to distract yourself and once you finish you still think of her:(
>>681222356
Are you me?
>>681225262
thanks man
>>681222289
Sue.
We're still together though, so all is well.
>>681222289
my story
>pic related
>>681225820
nah I don't have a micro dick, but I'm pretty like you
The feels every time.
>>681222289
"Fuck Frogposters" was her name.
Does anyone have the pic where anon explains why he "wants out of this stupid game made by animals for other stupid animals" or something like that?
Also pic related pretty much me right now
>>681217402
This is how the story should have ended:
>later that night
>'Hey have you seen Julie"
>"Ya I think she went upstairs"
>No no no no no
>Run upstairs
>1 of my buddies heard what happened and he comes with me
>Open one of the doors
>"YOU FUCKER"
>Her top is off she's making out with our new best friend
Here's what should've happened rather than our cuckold retard here forgiving her.
>"Peace out Julie, you can get all your shit tomorrow and leave."
>go home, pack up all her shit in boxes
>leave it by the front door
>she comes and gets her shit
>never talk to her again, start seeing other girls because I'm in college
>have a ton of fun, don't even think about her anymore
That's what you get for letting a whore get away with being a whore. I hope he actually killed himself.
>>681226315
shit anon, with a name like that she did you a favor
>>681226774
Harsh, but %100 spot on
Sometimes I feel like my life gf forces herself to love me because I helped her with her depression and many problems she had. I don't want to think that, but some attitudes (for example: only being me the one that searchs foe her when we discuss or sometimes she is very proud of her way of thinking so cares more about her thought than my feelings) make me think that she loves me, but not because she feels it like me. It is hard to explain. Anyone with a similar problem?
>>681225253
Same. Except with an h.
>>681227409
was in the same situation. I never found out if she only loved me because I helped her with her depression and some other shit.
>>681227409
Not able to write a coherent sentence? Yea sometimes anon.
>>681227613
Hmegan?
>>681227598
Last thing that pic was supposed yo was to make someone feel that way. How did you split up? I see lots of breaking up stories in these threads or even deaths that split people and it scares the shit our of me and worries me, specially because my gf live in a ghetto-ish zone
>>681227613
Mehan?
>>681221139
Willing to give a more detailed story if anyone wants it.
>>681221932
Would you like to hear a more detail version of it?
>>681227613
hegan
>>681227759
English is not my mother lenguage anon
>>681217224
kek what a faggot
>>681227613
Megahn?
If anyone needs someone to listen to your problems, rants or even chat for a while, please add me, im a bit lonely aswell.
Kik: Thatanoncalled.j
>>681227756
Have you split up?
It's Monday and I'm a bit drunk.
I fell in love with a girl who doesn't love me back. I said goodbye to her almost 6 months ago and it's still fucking with my head.
What the hell do I do, /b/? I want off this ride.
>>681228135
Yeah after a few years we ended it because we felt like it was going nowhere. We faded in and faded out.
>>681217402
lmao fgt
>>681225933
That is just plainly retarded.
Don't be a bitch!
>>681224029
You.. uhhh.... know how retarded that is?
>>681222289
Tyrone
I love these threads because this is where one can actually get a feel for the other souls who frequent this site.
>>681227234
No doubt it's harsh, but people need to figure this out. If you let someone fuck you over and forgive them, they *will* do it again.
It sucks. Believe me, I understand it sucks. Disney love doesn't exist. The shit you saw in literally every movie and TV show growing up doesn't exist. Everyone is always replaceable. Always. Yes, this means you are replaceable and your girlfriend/husband/wife/best friend can dump your ass and have someone to take your spot in no time flat. That also means you can do the same to anyone else, and if somebody fucks you over, you absolutely should drop their ass.
Humans at an aggregate are harsh, selfish, and nasty creatures. Lying to yourself to feel better about it does exactly two things. First, it gives you temporary relief at the cost of massive pain down the line. Second, it opens you up to getting yourself hurt. Hurt emotionally, financially taken advantage of, whatever.
It sucks, but it's real. That's the way it is.
>>681220071
>Fallout 4 automatron DLC
>>681220419
>>681229195
beneath all the trap posts it shows that this site is filled with real human beings
>>681229328
tldr gonna kill self
>>681230204
If you kill yourself, everyone and everything you hate wins. I'm way too stubborn to get on board with that.
>>681230456
the only thing I hate is myself though anon
>>681230142
yeah it's pretty nice to every now and then remind yourself that you're talking to actual humans here.
>>681230456
In the long run, everybody loses.
If I leave a game of monopoly in the middle cause I'm losing, people will be like "fuck yeah I won so hard he quit" but I won't have to deal with losing anymore and I get the knowledge that someday soon, like real monopoly, we all lose.
>>681219600
You could use any face on the picture for the caption.
>>681230898
I should write a book
title it "Stupid shit anons say"
>>681227613
Hegman?
>>681228644
>>681224350
>>681231292
>>681231439
OHHHHHH YEEAAAHHH MR. KRABS
>>681222289
Yelejaira
>>681231100
I'd buy it. But it'd be like one out of maybe three copies sold depending on how much or how little your family supports your horrible ideas at money-making.
>>681220259
I think the rule of thumb is it takes 1/2 the amount of time you were dating to get over it. So don't feel bad, just let time pass and be strong
>>681232317
practice your neck stretches with a strong length of rope to pass the time
>>681220419
ha dick
so sad
>>681222289
Diana
>>681217402
life story of a cuck
>>681222289
Giana ;/
>>681225933
dont feel bad for this homo. get some balls.
well on the bright side at least we know there's one less cuck in the world
>>681222289
Tessa. I just dumped her hard. She didn't take it well at all. She treated me like absolute shit, and just used me, but I guess I have a victem complex or something, because I'm still wondering if I made the right choice. I don't want her to be hurting this much, but is it really worth it to value her happiness over mine?
>>681225933
Are you a frenchfag?
I didn't read your entire story, but why is the pic showing a place in Paris?
>>681234846
yes
>sick
>went to the gym, but got really tired so I left 20 minutes early
>went home and tried to study for finals
>kept getting distracted
>keep thing I will never get my degree
>don't even like my major
>doing ok in classes
>already on probation, so I have to pass or else I'm fucked
>no new friends from school
>old friends are fading away
>keep getting feels for girls who don't care or like me back
>depression is getting worse
>always tired
>family is having money problems
>hate my job
>hate my life
God damn you guys are my only friends.
>>681235336
probably cancer, should put things up your ass to check friendo
>>681222289
Addie... Fuck me im an idiot.
>>681234846
your happiness is more important than hers. Thats cuck thinking right there
>>681235567
so Addie likes fucking idiots eh...
my time to shine baby
>>681235336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_Mn-qRKjA
>>681235336
Nobody cares about your whiney little kid nonsense
>be me
>Been married to my wife for 5 years
>Have a wonderful 4 year old boy
>Come home from work early one day
>Discover the muffin in the fridge is missing
>It was chocolate chip timmies, damn I could almost taste it on the drive back from work
>Was obsessed with this muffin for the whole day
>Thinking I have a big day tomorrow will pick up a muffin so when I get home I can put it in the microwave for 15 seconds,
>warm
>See that the muffin is on the counter
>The top was eaten and only the stub remained
>Court date is in 2 months for domestic abuse
>>681235696
And another one bites the dust.
>>681222289
Alexis
>>681236638
TEXAS>?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo
Stuff likes this always makes me feel more than baww shit.
Hey /b/...
Um well I'm in shambles right now. I'm not really sure what to do.
My girlfriend admitted to my Best friends girlfriend that she's torn about me.
I'm very poor and I can barely get by but I still try to make her happy. Now she goes saying that she isn't sure if she feels anything with me anymore.
I dont know what to do.
>>681225507
>deus vult
>bamboo nigger
please.
>>681236941
cheat on her
>>681237267
I can't man. I love her.
>>681236941
Been there done that....
Want some advice. Dump the bitch and go get a job....then watch how quickly she wants back on your dick son.
>>681237412
I dunno, give her some space or go and give her like some shitty home made card saying that you love her and shit chicks dig the effort
>>681236756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmje4NikMdw
>>681237412
stop being a fucking cuck and leave her. She's probably already cheating on you if she can'd tell you that to your face
>>681237412
if you love her you will cheat on her
>>681222289
Ashley, next month marks one year deceased.
>>681237762
I'm scared of being alone. She's all I have and really the only person who I can really connect with.
If I break up I'm going to fall back into the depression I was in before.
>>681238146
C U C K
U
C
K
>>681238146
We're wired to connect with other people. Find somebody else. Exercise while you're single.
>>681236538
kek
>>681222289
Nikki Kossaka
https://youtu.be/z4hQG-XTVa4
>>681238146
Bro your on a rock going round a ball of plasma. We as humans on this rock don't know how to get off.
Bitch your trapped on a rock going round a ball of plasma with about 8.1 billion other people. ...if you die alone your not trying hard enough
Anyone else get random spikes of depression for no reason? Like I want to die I'm so depressed but I don't know why I'm d e p r e s s e d if you feel me.
>>681239289
It's called melloncolly
you guys are a bunch of weirdo virgins vibing with eachother , grow the fuck up
Y'all need to go on YouTube and look up school of life
>>681239516
Ok well this shit better stop because it happens very often
>>681235834
Thank you, i'm downloading it
http://youtu.be/4TmzS9n24YY
>>681239851
It's a state of understanding. ... beeeing human. Your subconscious understand that life sucks but there's shit it can do about it
>>681222289
Chloe. She's a fucking whore, went behind my back to her ex
>>681240756
then go behind her back by ass ramming her ex
>>681225933
I think it's over anon, you are running out of time you are an absolute idiot. She will never leave her bf, that story is old as time. Girls don't just go behind their boyfriends back if there is a slight risk of being left alone. Girls only ever break up with their boyfriends if they have a plan B. Someone who will take them. Right now you're not that guy, why because you're being a beta cuck. She obviously knows you like her dude, hell she obviously knows you more than like her. But she can't count on you actually being there for her romantically because you haven't even kissed dude.
Two approaches to this
1 ) be a beta cuck and do the thing you probably saw in a movie of confusing your love to her hoping that'll make her see you differently and kiss you/leave her boyfriend whatever.(Shite idea) this will just add to much drama and make things a bigger deal than what they are
2 ) just kiss her, not making a big deal out of it, no need to have a candle light pic nic or anything like that. You can even blame it on the alcohol, it can be a shitty quick kiss.
And then don't apologiza as in don't make it seem like you regret it, cause you won't.
You can even throw a cheesy "i needed to do that" "I've been trying so hard not to do it for all these years, but a man only has that much will power hehe i hope you understand", " i wanted to show that you have all my afection"
It's gonna be hard anon maybe it's gonna take more balls than anything you've ever done. I did something similar and till this day i think of that day as the day i stopped being a boy.
