23 decides the opening message to a girl on facebook. will post results if dialog ensues
>>681157900
Ayy bby want sum fuk
Yo bae I like that sweater, can I see the puppies?
>>681157900
hey girl,
wanna meet and I lick your pussy the whole night?
Salut, tu aimes la pêche?
>>681157900
I'm gay
Also check'd
>>681157900
Hey, pretty lady, I just wanted to let you know that I find you very attractive, I always did. I think I've fallen in love with you.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself
>>681157900
I will pay you 100$ for your used socks
Send dem nuds. Dun worry I won't share ;)
>>681157900
sup wit it gurl? ay yo let a nigga see dem titties?
>>681158232
Omg i wish that one. Too bad 32 aint 23
Gimme your eyelashes i wanna make a cake
ey bb whos ur favorite ninja turtle?
>>681158367
this one isn't so bad
Are you the one they call stump grinder ?
I have a shrine to remember Hitler and the brave men of the SS who fought against the oppressive Jewish regime.
Now tits or GTFO
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Sup nigga
>>681158232
Roll
>>681158444
waste of trips mayne
>>681157900
I came on your pics several times ...
I think its time that we meet
>>681158444
Is trips good enough
Same odds as hitting 23
Meet me at McDonald's at 2:00 tomorrow. I'll have a gun. If you don't show I'll kill your whole fucking family
>>681157900
I`d rub your belly with my penis from inside
How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
knock knock
>>681158232
Roll
Heil Hitler
wanna see my basement?
I love you long tiem
>>681158444
this without tits
>>681157900
Hitler did nothing wrong
I can has cheezburger?
You want to have a threesome with me and my Judy Hopps dakimakura?
>>681157900
im 12
There is no "too young" there is only "too tight".
And for this, there are knifes
There are 7 planets and I will destroy ur asshole
I want you to know that I was going to let myself drown tonight but I couldn't without at least trying to cling on to something. You're the only thing I have left to hold onto. I know you won't want to and I'm a boring fuck but please can we talk to each other a little bit?
>>681159009
underage B8
>>681158998
roll
Lets get right to it girlie, I'm going to jam it in your wet hole regardless of how you feel about the situation
Roses are red
Violets re blue
Tonight I'll be using my hand
But I'll be thinking about you
Just sitting on the toilet here thinking of you when my finger slipped through the toilet paper giving me a surprise prostate exam....I think thats a sign you want some anal lovin'
i wanna fuck you with my non-euclidean cock
>>681159196
roll
>>681158998
kek rollo
"hey so fuck black people, amirite?"
goddamnit so close
Roses are red
Violets are shy
prepare your anus
i'm coming in dry
>>681159196
again
Hi
has your fartbox been chewed upon lately?
>>681158232
This
Hey! I'm a baby toe fetishist, can I see your foot pinkies? ;)
I don't give a fuck about yo mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
>>681159110
roll ...
Hello
Have you ever horse?
Aye gurl can I get yo numbah? Can I get it? Can I get it? Can I? Can I get those magical numbers that when you type them in leads to your phone? Can I? Can I get yo numbah? Pls give me yo numbah..
>>681159467
One cheaty reroll for me, please.
>>681159555
kek second trips wasted in this thread
Hello i am not interested in you
>>681159555
checked
Black people of color are fucking disgusting and smell like ass
>>681159627
YOU STUPID FUCK.
>>681159110
;)))))))))
*tips fedora* Why, hey there little lady. Can i interest you in some Mountain Dew?
Hey you got 10 bucks
>>681159110
Roll
Hey
Alright, done. Theres still boood stains on the shovel tho
I want to make sex on your face
>>681159110
rollerino
I think I'm in love with you.
>>681159676
>27
dumbass
and this >>681159378
You wanna make some mother fucking money bitch?
>>681158130
this
I have herpes.
I wanna melt your steelbeams
>>681159893
says the guy who saves thumbnails..
>>681159877
Faggot
>>681160017
keked
>>681159378
Rolll
Before we start, I have to tell you that I am a registered sex offender
Hello, how are you? Have you been all right through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights? That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything if you'd pick up that damn cell phone.
>>681157900
let me have a sniff of your beautiful lady parts girl
>>681159865
rerroll
Sharpie in pooper pls
"i felt like i needed to open up to somebody, i have this feeling inside, and i'm afraid i can't control it, i have always felt a little weird about children, but i have only recently discovered what i really am"
U little stupid ass bitch I aint fucking with you
>>681160093
Roooolll
>>681160179
Roll
>>681160093
reooll
hhnnnnnggg
ayy girl, i think about your jigglypuffs all day and pikachu in the shower at night
ill keep this short, Do you want to fuck a stranger?
Refugees Welcome!
>>681160093
Rolllllllinnnnn
so do you like memes
>>681160185
roll
Hey do you happen to know a therapist? Because I've been going crazy thinking about you these days. Honestly I can't sleep some nights. We don't know each other yet, but love at first sight exists right? I thought maybe you'd give a guy a chance. After all, looking like you got dropped on your face at birth isn't helping you out at all.
I'd tell you a story about my dick, but it's short and disappointing.
Roll for above
Hello this is dog
>>681160093
rriiiino
>>681160523
Winrar
>>681160523
WINRAR
>>681159893
faggot
>>681160523
WINRAR!
>>681160523
Winrar
>>681160523
Get
>>681160523
winrar
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesuschrist?
>>681160523
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay a while and listen.
>>681160446
WINRAR
>>681160523
HERE WE GOOOO
i got 2 phones, one for the bitchez and one for the hoez
Hey do you gamble, the rules are simple. you make me cum using nothing but ur mouth in under 3 minutes and ill give you $500.
>>681157900
I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME FROM MY VIRGINITY.
Do you wanna know how I got these scars on my wrist?
>>681160523
DO IT
Better deliver OP....
>>681160738
>I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME FROM MY VIRGINITY.
>>681160808
Rolling
>>681160523
come on op
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>681160523
kek thanks for making my post win
>>681157900
bby don't be turning this rape into a murder
Op has no ballerinos
>>681160523
at least show us that you send that text
>>681160523
ayyy
>>681160523
Now deliver op you faggot
>>681160523
Op must deliver now
When was the last time you horse?
ITT: OP is a faggot. So...
Sup
>>681161026
Proof
fuck OP for ignoring my get
come on
>>681161536
>>681161026
It was me
>>681159110
Roolll
>>681161536
It's not you we need proof from, /b/tard!
OP Deliver!
Can u dehydrate my penis
>>681161927
It is shrivelled up and dry already though
>>681161536
>>681161851
> <Autism intensifies>
>>681161891
OP has left the thread.. Can't you see? Spiderman has taken over.
>>681161851
>thinks his post is of any value
Kek
>>681161536
Are you fucking DUMB?
/thread ded
>>681162373
>>681157900
Ayy bby want sum fuk
op here, i sent.
>>681160523
>>681160446
will post results
>>681162726
nice
>>681162726
OP delivared?
>>681162726
You will most likely just be blocked.
We will wait. Me & Spidey.
But not long!
>>681162726
Well do it faster
>inb4 404
>>681163127
ive known her a long time lol. we havent talked in a couple years shes probably just gonna respond 'lol'
>>681162977
No Spidey... OP just said he might deliver.
>S'pose that ain't rare!
>>681163492
If you know her maybe you could send >>681159110 instead.
It was my get but I am also the original poster of >>681159110. Couldn't make up my mind
>>681163623
23 Keks!
get quads
op has to send nipple pics with the caption "rape these"
>>681163665
not OP but if you got satan trips I would've seconded this
>>681163665
He already sent never mind :/
We will enjoy our lol
>>681163623
next send will be spidey, OP!
I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath
faggots
>>681163665
>couldn't make up his mind between dumbshit & stupid
Here, let me help.
That means that you are this faggot!
>>681161536
>>681161851
Wew lad!
Cmon OP waiting
>>681157900
Hey gurl are you a Merkava Mark IV? Because I see you might need some greasing ;)
>>681164358
I'm not him tho
>>681164439
Then it was not your get.
>>681164664
faggots will be faggots /b/ro
>>681164664
>>681164818
Two idiots
>>681158130
Rollin
>>681164918
Plus you makes 3! Have a Spiderman!
>>681163942
I second this.
>>681165345
Second second.
Looks like op decided to fag out
Ded bread? Movin on
What's happening OP? Is it time for the spiderman again?
>>681165554
Too bad you barely missed quads!
But for the valiant attempt I will third second this
>>681165800
I want to rape your little cousin
>>681165925
off by 2 pls roll again
>>681165800
Dubs says yes to Spidey.
Unless you want long yellow things!
Girl, are you Doge?
...
Because wow.
>>681166174
Don't you even..
>>681166302
Keep doing your job then, Spidey!
You may even get good at it someday...
>mfw another thread opens up on /b/ from a gril asking us to roll for a reply to this OP's opening remark!
>>681167423
And another Winrar!
I just can't stop!
>captcha bananas!
>>681167423
Kekked & checked.
Also saved reaction pic.
>>681165193
>gif.
ive been cumming to your pics for WEEKS now and I want the real thing. if you don't want me to break in leave a window unlocked ;) ill be there around 11:30
>>681168044
Nice dubs.
Now let's see some nubs!
>>681168870
Captionbot sees your nubs and raises you one sheep.
>>681169353
Jesus!
You know how I feel about sheep, /b/ro!
>>681169737
Mah nigga!
I don't think I can hold your thread together much longer OP!
>samefagging this hard on a ded bread
