Get me laid /b/ dubs decide
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Get me laid /b/ dubs decide
>>681146718
Listen im really tired. Can you pretend i said a really smooth n smart pickup line?
>>681146718
I have aids and I don't wear condoms
>>681146718
just do ur job and get fcking nudes
dubs decide lets get me some wins /b/
I have a vote fetish and I want you to eat me
>>681147290
Fucking autocorrect
>>681146718
Come over here and lick my asshole
U want to cry? Ok.
U a cunt. Kill urself
I have a vore fetish and I want you to eat me
Your so full of shit kid
I don't like you
>>681147042
this is decent
"FYI I'm a jew... the poor kind"
Penis
*Dips fedora* Let me get laid, mlady
Nigger
>>681147511
rip
You'll cry when I rape your sister in front of you and use your tears as lube for round 2
>>681147511
WINRAR
>>681147511
winner boys
Ay babe listen
You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I'm thinking of, you wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Seriously, come over and lets get naked and explore eachother.
>>681147511
Not this
>>681147511
Oh yes, OP
>>681147511
Deliver, OP.
Sharpie in the pooper?
>>681147511
>>681147661
>posting screenshot without a reply
kill yourself
>>681147661
Nigger
>>681147661
???????????????? fucking newfag he didnt have dubs dipshit gtfo
>>681147744
But why?
>>681147511
Let's go boys
>>681147744
Not bad. Dubs dubs
>>681147744
winRAR
OP is a faggot
what a shocker
>>681147744
DELIVER
ayy bby wunt sum fuk?
she's also into hentai and shit and am waiting for reply
>>681147511
RIP in Peperoni
>>681147661
The fuck is this shit. Wasn't even dubs.
>>681147891
no you wont you will deliver you faggot
You ever butt chug some duck butter?
>>681146718
She texts like she is retarded.
>>681147874
rolling for this
Just send this picture
>>681147874
this, if OP even delivers
>>681147661
THAT WASN'T DUBS, OP, WHAT THE FUCK!
>>681148005
Reroll
>>681148036
OP is clearly mentally challenged
>>681148036
Stfu fagget, op is trying to get laid
roll dubs
Deliver OP
>>681148115
these are the rules of 4chan fgt OP has nothing to say the dubs decide
rooooolll
say: i hate jews, muslims and niggers
and btw im a nazi
>>681148222
trips
>>681148222
what a waste
>>681148222
Praise trips
Op is a fag
Btw check em
if you were a dude and if i would be gay, i would totally fuck you
>>681148247
roll
>>681148222
FOR WHAT wasted trips
>>681148115
Look, if the fucker says "dubs decide" THEN DUBS FUCKING DECIDE, CUNT!
>>681148299
WINRAR
>inb4 singles decide
>>681148309
I DECIDE THAT YOU'RE A FAGGET NIGGER
OP got cold shouldered by the look of it.
>>681148222
Youre retarded m8
are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>681148299
this
>>681148377
Check em fagget
dubs are falling from the sky
>>681147965
Roll
Dubs what do i say next also thsi some other girl coz still waiting reply from other
>>681148400
>>681148377
nice dubs
>>681148416
roll
>>681148544
Same
>>681148527
I just want to say now that i'm autistic
>>681148566
winrar!
>>681148527
eyyy bby giirrl, show daddy som puss
>>681148527
continue incredible faggot there were more dubs
>>681148544
nice dubs
>>681148544
>>681148566
more dubs
>>681148527
Please end your own misery op
>>681147874
Rollerino
Op is a fag but
-will you have a threesome with me and my sister?-
>>681148527
Stop asking for dubs because youll just say whatever you want
>>681148741
this
i said i want to get laid i didnt say to roll some autism shit tell me what to say am waiting to deliver
wanna see my amiibo collection?
>>681148677
this
Today,op was a homosexual.
i have to go eat brb
we continue and try get wins after im back from eating 30 min or so im post nudes if we get
>>681148822
FUCK YES WINRAR OP NOW
"are you feeling it now mr Krabs?"
"*Dips fedora* Let me get laid, mlady"
"wanna see my amiibo collection?"
NOWNOWNOW OP NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>681149053
op pls
>>681148299
Deliver faggot
>>681149053
op a faggot he won't do it
>>681149053
OP, you must. Don't be a faggot, OP. Don't do it.
>>681149053
rolling for those three tbh
>>681149053
OP do it faggot
>>681149442
FUCKING NUMBER 2
>>681149053 (You)
lol wyaht a fegit opp0p won delvbr cuxz he fegit xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lel me mes
it's not my first day on 4chan i swear
OP you are a faggot. If you don't kill yourself now, the rest of your life will be a disappointment.
>>681149621 (You)
I have a feeling that you replied to yourself.
New thread
>>681149605
>>681148299
get cancer
>>681148527
MOOODSSSSSS
Im eating pls wait
>>681150029
Hello New friend
>>681150172
Nigga hurry the fuck up
OP HERE AM BACK TELL ME WHAT TO SAY FAST ROLL!!!
>>681150172
/b/ is hungry too! Please feed us!
In the meantime let's all post Cheese Pizza.
I'll start...
>>681151165
some1 roll dubs or some shit lets get him wins bump!!
>>681151165
try this op, this is a great funny pick up line
>>681148299
are u virgin
Tell me what to say am delivering get me wins
>>681151493
>>681151165
"Do you like to sniff butts with that dog nose of yours? Maybe we could get together and sniff each other's butts!"
>send dog pic
>>681151611
Winrar!
she;s not even responding coz of ur dumbasses pick up lines
Bumping for interest.
the more u keep being faggots the more i wont deliver
Omfg dubs tell me what next
you are handsome :) and even in the right color. I could never touch a mexican girl, this is why i voted for trump
ur are cute and in the right color too :) i like you
dubs tell me what to respond next hurry yo asses
what is you hobby, i like watching necrophiliac vids
Wanna listen to music and make out?
>>681152050
That's rich!
>ITT OP attempts to NOT be a faggot by NOT Delivering!
Wonders why everyone has bailed.
Show me some titties
i am shizophreniac and i love you already <3
bump we need a good one dubs decide over anything and roll for me to pick one
who is your idol, i like ted bundy
Just send a pic of your dick and ask if she wants to slobber on it, dude.
>>681152155
You were already told, here:
>>681151611
>>681152542
this
>>681152429
Roll
where are the dubs? (double D´s)
We need to get nudes
DUB GOD PRAISE THIS THREAD AND TAKE THIS SACREFICE TO GET PLEASED
rip eric and dylan
girl, u make me crazy like the columbine highschool made eric and dylan crazy <3
>>681152895
reroll dubs god please
>>681152770
Noice!
That might work!
She already knows you're a dog!
OP you are so fucking boring. And gay
>>681152429
Rolling
listen here boy faggots leave this topic if you not gonna deliver anything good to say im tryna get nudes around here if u got gay autism shit then just commit suicide
>>681153040
>get decides thread
>"what OP is saying is boring"
>blaming OP for shit replies getting dubs
Sodium
>>681152050
The reason these threads exist is because OP is always a pathetic little bitch who knows he can't talk to grills so he asks the internet "D-d-doubles decides what I say, pls get me l-laid" and then uses his powers of autism to decide what the best 'gets' are.
Here's a better thread idea, faggot: skip this dubs bullshit, get creative, and post an interesting conversation that isn't just like "I tongue nigger anuses" and her going "lol, k, that's weird :/" --end of conversation.
>>681152969
69
Well played, dog butt sniffers!
Rolling for, "We could lick each other too!"
So sweetheart. How about you let those sweater puppies breathe for a min and send em my way?
>>681153226
listen am not skipping dubs dubs decides and rolls decides i wont be faggot be fair to me pls
send her cp (Cheese pizza, Chinese porn)
>>681153115
Send her this
>>681153318
fk off with that shit
>>681153318
roll for pizza
Tell here you just want to get laid
>>681153400
Winrar
>>681153400
deliver
>>681153400
Kek!
Poor OP!
Autism levels going off the charts now
>>681153369
WTF IS THAT?
THATS SOME NIGHTMARE SHIT
>>681153318
El newfago
>>681153828
at least i got dubs
ITT:
>op trying to be a funny cunt by sending stupid shit that wasn't even posted
>faggots actually falling for it
>>681153910
El Bait
>>681153877
>bump
Good one faggot!
Ask if she wants to "bump" uglies!
>>681154093
BUMP DUBS DECIDE AND ROLL AND I DELIVERED YOU FAGGOT
>>681154131
El autismo
Tell what to say
>>681154362
Damn right you fat cow
>>681154362
u should just fuck her she wants it already
>>681154362
bump
dubs decide and roll
>>681154211
More wasted dubs.
More autism.
Guess I'll roll for this then:
>>681154186
send this to her
>>681154131
>>681154362
Show me those big fat udders
>>681154362
i wanna fuck you so hard u bleed then ill cut ur throat and fuck that
>>681154362
No, YOU are in luck because I'm gonna fuck you and I'll make my cat watch us I don't even care what he thinks. He's gonna watch it all
>>681154362
Show tits, whore
>>681154362
Let's fuck
>>681154550
i cant send pics with tinder
>>681154546
Lol u can't get dubs
>>681153318
>>681153400
DO IT AND BLAME IT ON A FRIEND
CMON ROLL DUBS
>>681154717
rollingggg
No, YOU are in luck because I'm gonna fuck you
>>681154362
Can I cum on your fat ugly face?
some1 roll dubs ffs
>>681154833
kek
>>681154833
quit being faggot op said he trying to get wins nothings tupid
>>681154901
super funny indeed
>>681146718
I love you
>>681154833
Chekd.. Deliver OP
>>681154362
You mean I'm in luck cuz I'm gonna get lucky?
deliver cp
>>681154981
Reroll
>>681154981
Rerollerino
>>681154981
Rollin
>>681155002
Can't tell if typo
>>681154911
9/11 confirmed
>>681154833
Fucking deliver, OP. You fucking fuck
Roll more
>>681154981
I'll roll for this too!
>>681154911
Then he shouldn't be on /b/ you dumb cunt
Holy fk tell me next movmenent
>>681155250
U doing naything tonight babe ;)
>>681155184
Well played.
I think we may have gotten OP laid!
U wanna fuck?
>>681155250
I'm already lucky enough not to have to look at your fat face while i fuck you.
>>681155184
Fuck you. Those weren't dubs
>>681155250
Ey bby u wan sum fuk
>>681155250
if i am, i need a sample picture
>>681155250
Ay bby wan sum fuk?
>>681155402
people rolled for them
>>681155250
Lucky wants to fucky
>>681155412
Reroll
>>681155474
Kek. Roll for this
who is you idol? my idol is ted bundy
>>681155250
Are you into pee games ?
>>681155434
There were no dubs faggot
Is it true that chubby girls give the best head?
>>681155542
roll for scroll
>>681155250
what do you think about wearing diapers at work?
>>681155250
If you don't know how to proceed, we cannot help you!
Say this, with confidence:
"I'll take that as a YES."
>>681155644
lets hope we get wins
>>681155412
rolling for this
I'm gonna fuck the shut out of all your holes. Then I'll squeeze your fat rolls together and fuck that too before glazing you like a Krispy Kreme you fat sexy mess.
>>681155585
KEK'D
>>681155250
Lets cut to chase then. Give me your number. Ill call you.
>>681155644
u w0t i think op gonna get laid
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>>681155945
holy fuck
>>681155945
omfg praise to op
>>681155945
Wat
>>681152155
>multiple shitty emojis
She's a hoe. You should be ashamed of putting your dick in her.
>>681155945
Wut?
>>681155945
MODS MODS MODS
>>681155945
repost
roll for op
*Tips fedora* Excuse me m'lady, would you be so kind as to let me gently tongue your anus?
>>681156320
Roll
>>681156247
I will roll for OP to kill self
>>681156355
Winrar
>>681156392
Reroll
>>681156355
Winrar
sorry I dont send nudes but i will make a exception for you
Friendly reminder
Rolling for feelsguy
>>681156392
This.
>>681156560
roll
>>681156355
Pls op dont do it
>>681156392
RIP OP.
OP is gone for the booty
>>681156584
Were more pixels sold out or what?
>>681156392
Let's all roll for this until 404.
OP here, thanks guys, she sent a pic of her ass. Gonna go over to fuck her soon. Thanks & OP out b/ros
>>681156392
Roll.
Can I wear your face like a mask while I do my little kookie dance?
>>681156392
Rollin'
>>681156392
>meme
>>681156967
Then deliver the ass pic u faggot
>>681156967
fake not op
op is probably in deep juicy pussy atm
>>681154550
I just want to know what happened to the lid
Rolling for OP to cut off dick.
He won't ever get to use it anyway.
>>681156967
No "thank you" we need no fucking words. We want a fucking reward, post the pic you got this thanks to us you ungrateful fucker
>>681153369
one boob bigger than the other
>>681157220
>being this retarded
>>681157199
Winrar!
>>681157088
So she didnt reply yet or what?
>>681157220
>>681157220
op is sex
>>681157088
>>681157119
>>681157128
>>681157220
KEK, trolled :^)
>>681157269
>being this faggot
>>681157000
OP is surely gonna deliver
>>681157359
kekd
>>681155644
wanna talk about our lord and savior adolf hitler?
>>681157411
You just fucked him.
batman thread
>>681155644
Send over those titties
