Faces of /b/, round 2
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Faces of /b/, round 2
leggo
>>681084823
russian/10
Hi.
>>681084926
Would date and cuddle
>>681084470
>that necklace
gay
Finals are killing me, please help
>>681085099
Thank you. Also, nice dubs.
OP'S THREAD IS BACK UP! EVERYONE IN
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High and bored
Pls be gentl I am veru suicidal
>>681085699
timestamp and get in OP's thread
>>681085518
Not every faces thread needs to be created by you. Also, making duplicate threads is rude.
>>681085754
youre actually very good looking, but this thread is dead. go to OP's >>681084372
>>681085843
im not OP nigger and yes he does need to make every thread
R8 me m8s
>>681085965 u clearly are that op and its lame
>>681085699
also high also bored
>>681085754
You are very cute!
>>681085421
Thanks sweetheart. Kik my ass
>>681086045
Sir egg of head has arrived !
>>681086045
Wear a hat, jesus
>>681086045
Fucking Kek/8
>>681086045
Egg/boiled
OP from last thread here, i didnt make the new thread. Somebody jacked my photo, thanks to whoever made this one though. Join this tinychat!
tinychat
.com/googoo72
Heyo
Not gonna turn a damn light on.
>>681086794
Nobody cares you sad little faggot
>>681087399
>trying this hard to be edgy
>pic related
Asian/10
>>681087725
>being so stuck on yourself you fail to recognize literally everyone hates you
Awful
>>681088000
from china?
>>681088018
>implying im even op
>projecting this hard
>>681088220
Thailand
>>681088018
kek, i love how many people set aside time from their life to be edgy in these threads. what faggots
>me and my autist friends are gonna protect our 4chan!
>>681088259
>every insult's a projection
Then it doesn't apply to you, dipshit.
>>681086854
What in the hell are you
>>681088443
>>681088018
>>681087399
being this mad over obvious bait
>>681088581
I'm a lady
>>681084299
Them bedroom eyes tho
>>681089210
solid 8/9
>>681089358
youre hot, grow hair out so you stop looking like a young boy
>>681084823
sauce?
>>681089617
>>681089491
painfully obvious samefag
>>681089358
chicago?
>>681089358
feminine PH! you gotta check it before you send some poor shit down there to deal with it.
>>681089710
sorry dude but im not the same
>>681089730
whats your kik?
>>681086282
im fucking dead. thank you for this.
>>681089810
No haha sorry
>>681089912
I do not understand
>>681089923
I remember you from last night
Holy shit, what a bunch of faggots.
Fucking kek
>>681090291
Cool man
>>681090516
kik?
>>681084515
me
>>681090362
he says as he secretly thinks about how little self esteem he has and wishes he has the confidence to post his face online
>FTFY
>>681085901
Oooooohhh thank you!
>>681090742
i'm a guy
>>681085754
id say solid 6/7
>>681091042
and im a girl..?
>>681090747
>The confidence
Looks more like your looking for validation.
>>681091122
didn't look at the bottom of your post
anyways
TimVolta
>>681091230
11/10
>>681091174
I judge the shit out of people on here but I wouldn't post my face because I know the moment I do I'll get a call 10 mins later from a friend busting my balls about it. One time I create a post on craigslist and with in 24 hours my ex called me laughing at me.
>>681091230
>double chin
>fucking earrings
>dressed like a nigger
>>681091490
Only reason I don't post in these threads TBQH Mt family.
>>681091815
wtf is wrong with your head
(:-] )
>>681091573
>hey guys, kripparian here
>>681091573
nah brah, I'm telling you turmeric powder cures all types of cancer and remember, to recharge your crystals you gotta leave them in moon light for at least 4 hours. Also I can your chakras are all out of whack so you gotta burn some sage brah,
Hey /b/ros
>>681085365
Would bang
>>681084299
You look distressed, rate
>>681084299
r8 me.
inb4 haircut, nah
>>681092985
not bad, but got a better/fuller pic?
>>681093191
Get a fucking haircut you hippie nigger faggot/10
Sup b
This is me
Rate me
>>681093313
Aight, one of me in shoulder sling good?
>>681093107
is it difficult to manage metalocalypse?
>>681084299
You look like an uglier Philip Defranco
>>681093107
>That disgusting collar gap
>That disgusting short collar
>That fucking parrot to breast pocket
>That bowing chest
Wew lad
listen here nigger
>>681085754
6/10
>>681094144
You know how hot girls bring their fat friends to make themselves look hotter? \
I'd bring you with me because I know the cops would search you way before they'd search me. Your my 'Malibu's most wanted' decoy
>>681092985
Here, i do have one after that surgery haha
>>681094698
u look irish
r8 me!
>>681084299
Fuck off, you faggot faces of /b/ threads
>>681084299
>>681094698
instead of purity rings the church gives these out so you can't beat your dick
>>681094930
Please post a picture of yourself. You sound hot.
This thread is proof that there are no attractive girls on the internet.
>>681093529
Anyone wanna rate?
>>681094930
oh look a kissless virgin who faps to cartoon shit
>>681094838
Lol i am! >>681095203
Haha didn't work! That is Until i had the same surgery on my left shoulder a few months later (me on right)
>>681093191
Can't see your eyes to get a real idea.
>>681095688
nice. from ireland proper?
>>681094930
Why do you care pony fucker? Go back to /trash
>>681093529
solid ten
>>681094698
sorry about the arm m8
11/10
>>681094609
thanks
r8 me you ugly faggots
>>681096073
Hey, thanks bro, no problem, it's been a year since i fucked them up! They're fine now, i tore them both in Football. Doc said my rotator cuff looked like shredded cabbage
>>681089358
ayy lmao
>>681096319
junemlk -my kik
you should be more careful
>>681096299
3/10
>>681095775
Naw, U.S, but one side of my family is 100% Irish lol
>>681084926
Fuck I know you.
The rigght
>>681096753
kekeke
>>681096748
Dirty Arab
>>681095688
then are you cut or unsnipped outta curiosity?
>>681096979
Not bad
>>681096748
What in fresh hell are you
>>681097085
Lol cut
>>681097431
qt
id say 7
>>681096319
ouch. hope there was no permanent injury
>>681097561
Nice. Then are you happy you're cut? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>681097808
girl/boy?
what are you
kys
>>681097760
So far, nope, i do have slightly less rotation, and it can randomly hurt if i swing my arm to fast. But it was only a year ago! Theres two scars, other two are on back
>>681097799
you look distracted
>>681096748
Jawline on Point
>>681097839
Yup! And yup!
i camr dee
>>681098496
kys
>>681098496
dat hair
>>681098296
Gotcha. And if you don't mind answering another question, if you have any brothers are they snipped too?
>>681098810
Afraid/10
>>681098908
I have a half brother who is
>>681091573
Think I know you irl
>>681099115
Then my final questions, if I haven't used up your patience: was he cut before or after you were, chronologically speaking? And in what state (or general region if that's too specific for comfort) were you snipped?
>>681099214
You should give his initials as proof or something
>>681099214
why does this happen to everyone
kek
>>681096340
Two x chromosomes n everything
>>681099214
what's my name?
>>681099602
Heisenberg
>>681099602
Is your last name davalos?
>>681099676
bruv
kek
>>681099676
kek'd
>>681099713
nope
Shitty, shaky sideways pic lol
>>681099602
SAY MY NAME
>>681100162
7
>>681098178
physical male
>>681099115
Guess that was a bridge too far, eh? lol
yo is the original face shitposter still up here?
>>681100240
Jessica Hyde
>>681099324
Lol i was waaay before he was. And a southern state, why all these questions?
ill post w/o shades if anyone wants
>>681100457
what do you identify as bro?
>>681100572
naw man its rosie
nt
>>681100727
yes please?
>>681100727
Lol
>>681100727
Definitely yes
>>681100682
Doing an informal survey; the subject is one that's always interested me. I know it's esoteric, but thanks for humoring me.
always use the same pic ; /
>>681101063
Lol no problem
>>681100744
Consciousness
>>681101068
Oh nice
>>681100911
you don't look like a toby. a connor or a mike maybe, but not a toby.
>>681100911
(((:
>>681101124
upside down
bruh
>>681101171
cool
>>681101210
The dogs name is toby haha
Asians where?
>>681100727
this picture was 9 years ago?
>>681101266
Ooh dang
>>681101370
That's the time dipshit.
friendly local faganon reporting in!
my fortes are slow crying and hugs
>>681101316
good lol. that name isnt for you
>>681101266
like your style. Moar please
>>681101614
Nope, i aint givin my name away on here tho
>>681101629
what style? you got what? 2 pic..
kek
>>681101266
Your eyes are amazing
>>681101702
can we call him micah?
he feels like a micah
>>681101713
Haha he tryin to suck up
sodomites.
>>681101831
Close to my middle name! Michael
>>681101629
>>681101713
tits hanging out. Also, nice shades.
>>681086819
I'm sorry it's just the smile mixed with the angle of your glasses.
>>681101941
Me on left
>>681101983
im not the girl
>>681101973
can i buy you?
hi
>>681101941
still going w/ connor or joseph for your first name. but those are just guesses, idk you irl
in any case you're a 8/10
>>681101973
9.5, if truly you
>>681102004
Thats an improvement from the pic you responded to!
I can't even tell how old any of you people are.
>>681102174
Aight! First name does start with J, and I've always been fond of those names. Thanks for the 8
>>681102152
just waiting to be insulted
>>681101901
they are called features, get some estrogen or testosterone, its like im looking at a uk stock image of xboct
>>681102086
You can probably win me over, money is for skanks.
>>681102296
I've noticed that for people ITT
1) Hard to tell age
2) Possible next school shooter
am i cute yet
>>681102359
james
>>681102365
Well I don't have all night
How bout a r8, m8s?
>>681102359
john. it's john
>>681102482
you look thoroughly but awkwardly defeated, and that's all that needs to be said
>>681102296
faggot here, the one with the dumb lip ring, i am 25 as of last week, an anon bought me division and enter the gungeon, /b/ was kind to an old gross man, here you made me think you were all monsters, then you dox me and buy me presents, its like i owe you a fuck, but im afraid of you
>>681101983
Dude right? I saw those shades and I had to get them. Cost 4 bucks, whatta steal.
Sup /b
>>681102602
Yup!
>>681102865
welp, there are worse names I suppose.
>>681102680
You actually look handsome, and then you demean yourself twice, and that makes you not handsome. Also delete data next time, and you're not that old but cute as fuck.
>>681102421
>face looks wierd
>>681102854
this faggots too pretty, i bet that fucking bloom is ambient, nigga spends all day in a 3kings filter, scientists are baffled, also its called framing, look at what you are sending out sandnigger
>>681102755
wait so r u the poster of the girl's pic? Also are you actually that girl? If so I demand to know the truth, or you are in trouble.
>>681085754
Drinks craft beers/10
>>681103138
Man, are there a lot of cum slurping, young, dumb millenials in here or what?!?
Say when's the next young, retarding, cum guzzling millenial dumbfuck thread going to be? In five seconds?
>>681103152
he has that knowing frown
like hes hung like a fucking titan
no living being can share his pain, he must quest for salvation
>>681095749
Brown AF
>>681103142
lol, yeees that's me
>>681103323
hey anon chan, are you gonna pic up, or are you gonna leave like the ugly faggot shit you tryna drop here?
:^)
>>681103333
ch'd
>>681103481
>whatever the fuck that means
>>681103471
good to know. Also, do you have a thing for black guys?
>>681103391
corey haim didnt get fat, he got younger and bought more bluecaps, but furreal you are very ez on the eyes duder
There is one faggot in here posting a massive amount of pictures. Look at number of posters vs posts. God damn you faggot.
>>681103485
its fucking quads bro, you know hes got a fucking panzershrek slapping him in the knee all day
>>681103627
I dated one briefly. I don't think I have a preference for peoples skin colors, you know what I mean? Except Mexicans. Mexicans are too much to handle for me.
>>681103624
you heard me kad, nut up or shut up, or are you one of those "personality" fatties
well, I always thought it was a joke that bunch of underaged faggots ran this site, but I guess it isn't.
>>681103955
oh i definitely prefer white hoes. But thats classy how you dont discriminate, i understand your preference.
>>681103994
How about I just call you a faggot wastoid instead, you piece of shit.
>>681104129
As much as I look like a hoe, I like to think I'm not one hahah.
>>681104326
after a haircut, did it myself
im 7 inches
yes, here we go, its learning, now the key here is WE MUST BE GENTLE his ego is like a small ORCHID MADE OF GLASS, i must be careful to not make eye contact, for it is easily spooked, and we have precious little time. you may observe a fair attempt at a roast, disregard the viper shit, i think hes just afraid, afraid imma call him cute. he wants me to hate him, wants to crouch behind some memes like a nomoney spagett, but we wait anons
for him to tip his hand, he knows well be gentle
>>681095340
>>681095596
>>681095830
>Your ligic
Oh yeah,I'll post a picture of mine cuz I have self- esteem as far as fuck. I need everybody rate me to makes me feel less filthy...
>>681096748
Work at grocery store/10
>>681104652
that close fade look is legit hard as fuck to rock, you look good anon, good smile too
>>681104706
Nah, I just think these boards are promoting narcissism. This site is not the place for this. Go on facebook or something.
>>681105159
thx
>>681103656
Thanks a bunch nigga.
>>681105331
whats wrong with being told you look good when you look good, you up in the land of broken toys telling me to but my glue away, cmon bro, noones bleeding, and if anyone has earned a little time thinking to them selves that they kick ass, its cuz they do and deserve to feel good
if you gotta rage at me thats fine imma very soft weak target, ill speak my mind, you are welcome to do the same, if it makes you feel better come at me. i aint gonna trip on some first world concerns of wasted feels
>>681106823
still fag anon, im going to say something good something i feel at every image in this thread while we wait for cold 404
you are a decently pretty asian girl, you look like you wanna touch your tongue or throw up, either way :^)
rate us u degenerate fuckfaces
>>681107420
Nationality? Is that an old pic btw?
>>681107420
the Oxy-wipe boys
WOW your HEAD?! 7inch head... But in the pic it looks like a Normal sized head. :/ >>681104652
>>681107171
this guy hes happy but quiet about it, like this thickhaired frosty ass nigga has been on espn3 all day
and im finna get reamed on sunday
im already 5th place, but that face tells me im finna be in 9th, but no joking you look like a prettier version of my old roomie
DID YOU SHIT IN MY TANK DID YOU SHIT UP THERE YOU KNOW I CANT HANDLE YOUR TOPDECKS OMG STOP SMILING AT ME
>>681107171
the beard scruff does nothing for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UZIb1xGiOg
>>681107420
>[Auto] 6 new posts
god id roast you, but im just flashing back to the inside of my locker, why do you have to be pretty AND mean also tell that adorable aryan to the right that i will wait for him
>>681107420
The Shit hair crew
>>681107673french face with some nordic garnishings, you are stunning anon, no insult meant, mt best bf
looked alot like you, nigga you so fucking pretty gay guys be fawning
i like the lip crease tho, its more telling than you think, jesus christ are ANY OF YOU ugly
i just keep getting sadder every time
>>681106058
LOOK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER I LIKE TO GET ON HERE AND YELL AT PEOPLE AFTER A DAY OF WORK HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND
>>681107801
Yh. It's thinner now. It was thick like a bearded Muslim until I shaved. Should've kept growing it.
>>681107899
is this you anon?
>>681107777
TOO happy?
>>681108511
post face
i know youre a cutie
>>681108741
Okay, one second.
>>681108711
how many times do i gotta buy your ipa micro, before you notice me senpai, but anon was right the clean cut look is quite a bit more flattering
>>681108602
yes
>>681107899
support me and leave a ''like'', I just started
>>681107899
You look good man. Thin, feathery hair... In shape it seems. Youd look good wearing round lense glasses :D bet the Girls Love you eh?
>>681108930
its almost avian, your look, its something some could write off, but youve made this, you know you lo0ok fucking good but theres no boasting, its just a dude, even taking an in motion shot, cuz a nigga know he outta control, i bet you went to your buddies house THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS you gotta face i just wanna stare at, i cant quite put it in words, but its "avian?" all i know is run the pipe solid, never stop
ANYONE WHO WONT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE TRASH IN COMPARISON PLZ
>>681109304
i was scared wearing the round glasses :D thought it looks kinda fem. on me..
but thx anon
rate the gf
If you like, Search me up on YouTube: "Volt Link Media" and "Volt Link" on Soundcloud. I've gotta start work now. I'll maybe return Later /b/ros!
>>681109648
you have an air of confidence dude, something you cant talk into, i know youre no roastie like me, but god damn, if my kid brought you home, i think id steal you
>>681110020
haha thx
>>681109719
shes cute as all get out, the wry smile reminds me of when my buddy would make the horse "art" do lewd shit in the morning, she isnt the "smart one"
shes given herself another role, is she team mom, she has that sort of vibe, no is she queen bitch? do sluts regret stepping to her girls, the lipstick shade is sticking out to me, but imma faggot and id still kiss her, i see that giant behind her with patrician ass features, but this eyecandy has to tease me
R8 or h8 nigga
>>681110586
you look like clinton loomis found a future
>>681107899
another picture
>>681110586
also you obviously groom, that chest is sheen as fuck, you lift a lil i can see the over developed traps, that shit is either lifting or jacking off a monster import
i wont tell :^)
>>681110883
dude you know if you keep doing this i will have to call my doctor
>>681110883
but its about 2 years old
